#π -general
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sus
nothing to see here
now i need to know
bro got NaN instead of a number
guys can we play on mobile and PC at the same time?
yeah
yes
although your progress wont snyc between them unless you do it yourself
hmm that was what I was curious about. Thank you
ok one sec
np happy to help
lol
it rounds up to above max value lmao
i think it need a bit extra of β
sadly infinity displays as NaN
where did that come from
..its the game version lol
NaN is the definition of a thing with no particular value
i think of it as that
Infinity on the other end is every single number combination
it seems to not be a private beta version
in one
yep it's a production release that has beyond 19
leaking beyond 19
would be crazy
just suduce one of the devs to give u what u want
boom early access
lol beyond 19 doesn't need to be leaked, just read #π¬-beta-chat
nah too much work
anyway this does look like a scheduled release
there is far more context to be introduced just not now
58?
damn
is it gonna reset 19 again
yeah
not too uncommon for servers that size
nah but the amount of pings
why use modded clients tho
imagine not using dnd
and it's public, so again no tea
none using
zErO
so its out when tea beta ends?
and then no tea again
I am, for another four days
aura
not even close
u literally have it in ur bio my man
well it updated for me on steam like 20 minutes ago
Yeah, that's what I call myself on the Internet, but it's not my irl name
mobile android sucks π’
god dammit its here
what
got it
i did not expect it to be so soon
I'm wondering if it's on the public release channel too
you got some of it
just get grinding you got like half a milion darwin its gonna take you barely a day
a mil*
public beta, i guess
@rich wigeon wait did tea end for you
i didnt get the last badge
will it count
I haven't been playing it
but 58 has the public event schedule
hmm okay
at least you have like 17 hours or so to get the extinction badges in
i guess we're expecting an announcement about this now
wot
Hello
wait, is this the beta test or the alpha test
annoying ah
@muted nymph
public beta
normal
apparently i was on a really old cersion of the game
it says i hqve 20 badges but it isnt counting the tea ones??
they arent appearing
could it be because they are from beta
im not on beta tho
no they're still counted, but I think you need to get another badge first
i mean the boost still works but it isnt showing the badges
It says i have 20 but it isnt showing the badges like the image of them
at least not the tea ones
i mean 40 qi does sound insane
I noticed this switching back and forth between public and beta, it would show 80 before an event when I actually had 83, but 86 correctly after I finished the event
i finished it under 1 min
yep thats why it rested
my dumbass didnt unlock the other nodes
goodnigh man
bro i need the last 3 badges
gn
one is Halloween the other is everyday login and the final is the damn portal
am i supposed to he having this high production
making qvg in beyond now
per second tio
it was barely tvg per like hour before release
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???
hopy hocksers (i hope that aint a slur)
very active chat last night
like very
even glint revived
woah
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Bro you ruined the thing
aw
Also which one are you talking about
my bad
||π π¦ π» πΉ ||
the last pair
Oh
it's the mass extinction event of the dinosaurs
okay
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Im going to sleep weβll do this later
ok
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Oh itβs the guy
hi blai- i mean bl
just bl
BL?!
THE RACIST GUY?! (this is a joke i am just finding a reason to go offline)
NAWWW I AM LEAVING
@lyric coral you were thinking about him, right π€¨
Me too
OH
I hope you both die in your sleep ||little joke that is not serious at all||
monkey/tailed human
same
i want to die in my sleep
well, preferably die of age
yes
Yeah thatβll be a painless death
what is a painless death helger
less painful than a fever, i define
what if it's a painless mauling from a lion
uhhh
painless?
somehow?
well i guess i am fine with that
pretty cool way to go
i really gtg rn
copious amounts of morphine
they will find me
that's how
is he the mane jerry?
Unlucky
ha, my school doesn't start until next week
im only half day
September 4th, 2023 6:00
Judgment Day
indeed
Ah yes I'm the most attractive racist ik ik
||I was joking don't take that seriously||
Hey all
Gm
WAIT BL IS THE RACIST GUY?
NOOOOOOOO
My school started 6 months ago what are you guys on rn
pft
I started playing this game again after almost 2 years and I've been stuck at 46.95T metabits
Idk what to do to progress
more beyond episodes
more dino ranks
more events
more badges
oh, and definetly those new generators, buy those
and the other ones too
can i see your reality enging?

hrmy hrm hrms
yknow
now i think about it 46 t is pretty good
continue doing your beyond and dino ranks and get badges, you'll get the other upgrades ππππ
They take too many metabits and I can't get that many π but yeah I'll just play the others maybe they will buff the main simulation
π
trust me, you'll get there
Thanks
might take 3 months but it is very possibly
yeah, your problem is mesozoic valley, when you rank up there, you can get extra stuff in the main simulation, if you do that, then you can get lions, which give more than most things, also getting the logit generators like the capybara and the giant squid helps a lot, work towards those
yes
oh yeah, and this
Hello chat
Ohh thanks
and also buy the mammals hi prez
yeah
Oh alright I will now play the dinosaur simulation for buffs thank you guys
how much are you making from those?
and how many lions?
297 for 180.56 Tdc/s
ooh
Are mammals gonna be good later? I got so many upgrades for them
what's your simulation speed multiplier?
And they buff so much but really expensive
eh, they're fine
i only get this on a boost
2.1k ish
Damn
i make 101.46 Hdc/s it's not a lot where i am rn
wait until you unlock the giant squid trophy! Feliforms will be blown out of the water!
and the capybaras, they make about half of the giant squid, and still over double the feliforms
capy, but they're expensive where you are rn (cost = 500qdc)
I wanna buy capys but I don't know if I'll need gorillas to buy capybaras without waiting for days
Damn
uhhh doesn't the giant squid cost the same?
Idk
ive bought it already so idk the price
no, capybaras don't evolve from gorillas
but you should get the giant squid first for maximum throughput
Ah I mean like
plus, the jellyfish doesn't cost alot
although... make sure you can afford the giant squid
I have to buy gorilla first so I can progress smoothly and buy capybara without having to wait for days saving up my entropy
capybaras cost way less
if you can't get that, then go for capy
also, don't waste your time on bats rn, they don't really help at all
Bats?
bats
I don't have them yet pretty sure
ok, good, don't
;_;
what is it?
uhhh 18 was announced and i was part of it...
but where in the world did 19 come from
i don't see the word beta on the corner so no
Ooo new stars
I wonder when blackholes and galaxies would be added onto the beyond.
you sure this isn't beta because my game still hasn't updated?
ususally if it were a beta branch, i would get debug panels
although i am on the beta branch on steam...
i guess its a beta
but it's not the one i ususally see
I'm pretty sure it's still beta because they would probably announce beyond 19
hey! spoilers!
damn now it's all ruined for me π
or is it?
too late... the cheese has been spoiled
are spoilers really that bad as people think?
because, perhaps the reveal increases anticipation for the prize
that is... if the prize is better than the expectation
cheese is supposed to be spoiled, that's how it made
meanwhile me being spoiled on TotK and me regretting it*
and thus you can eat it
heh
man aphre aint getting vots
kep in mind that in the old swohtoce aphrech beated another geode
but balls anyways
something close wanders around ( i have no idea what i am talking about )
SPOILERβΌοΈ
Anyone maxed out there game?
I wasnβt able to put one
eyooooo.

that took me 12 buisness days to realize how cool it is
First day of school
Orientation
Morning Saturday classes
Can't do much stream. Arghh
Hey vsauce Michael here. I am in a mental asylum, or am I?
lol self-promo ain't allowed here mate
There are monsters in the sky
nuh uh
w h a t
Ok he didn't get the reference
oh shit tea update tea update
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Boosted da server
what??
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update
the game
are you on adroid?
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just update it bruh
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Yes
Yes, you have to complete it before being able to play episode 19
(;
(:
(:
YOOOOOOO PART 19
Finally, yes, some more planets in Beyond, i have been waiting for this.
just create one
Dosen't matter, i can just wait patiently for the next update
And i do not want to waste time waiting for an authentification
Hello! Im new in this server!

Welcome!
π
Hello! New to the server

Welcome!
what if vsauce himself is the asylum
awww shmickits (i hope that isn't a slur)
i forgot to finish the mass apoc event
so close to the meteor badge π
Clicked on an asteroid and the popup message was ""you are now following lunch"...
prolly that was the supporter badge achievement thingy
Why can your score on the #π-semblance chat game go into negative? I'm going to have to restart thanks to this.
Sorry to bump your budget
honestly... i (or even anyone) don't know. it does that randomly.
It really needs fixed as I was at it for about a month and have to restart from square one again.
If I downloaded by account I had from my phone to my laptop and started ep 19 on my laptop. Will the progress carry over when it comes out on ios?
Yes
Sweet, thanks!
I MEANT HOW
ππ€£
Bro it's like the 20th time in my life that this happen
I think there's a pinned message somewhere about how to do that
Where
#π-share-your-prestige message
Here it has the details
(yes it's related to your roles)
Ok
Thank you
It says i succesfully linked discord and game but
Where are the rokes
Roles
Hey there, I reinstalled the game after a while and I wanted to know if there's a way to recover an old save
Γa a enregistrΓ© la nouvelle partie plutΓ΄t π«
Y'a pas moyen de restaurer l'ancienne?
Tu t'avais pas connecter avec google play ou de quoi du genre avant?
@tough marsh i don't get roles even if it say success
Did you add them
Hi
OH IT'S THERE
Omg ty
The "linked role
I was looking for that part
There i go
Now i feel better
Here ya go π
Oh ok you got it,
Congrats!
Thank you thank you
it finally happened
It had to happen
It never was fake bro i even called my sister a hoe by asking her hoe she got so good at minecraft 12 years ago
And ofc it happened to me
Reality legend ahhhh yeah
hello
Anyone know how to progress in the sirenitea event well?
Send an email to lunch@computerlunch.com, support will be able to help you out
the game is literally specified as an rng idle game, so random stuff is possible
you're not wrong what type of typo is this
ooh that sounds nice
type of typo
as an indonesian who lives in the sadly patriotic south east asia, agreed
why are you friend with him
ong i dont even
cells cells they're made of organelles
what
Well, tbh, my little game isn't supposed to go into negatives, idk how I broke it but I haven't attempted to fix it in a long time
Just call it a feature at this point
well I think it has no real implications, it just lets you sometimes get an upgrade early
β Debt β
amaze.
anyways wheres the dinosaur earth in logit console u agreed to it when i posted it on #π -general -
effort
e
@distant crest u know my coggle mindmap of a different version of the game? I think Im gon a continue work finally
frittro has been offline for a while π
Wait, wasnt he like 60 or something
hes last message was like
I think he is
I think he said hes going to visit someone on his family
Ohhh ok
Welcome then
To where mostly the chat-quite dead
d
D?
Diid bro never saw a blue sky in his life or something
hey, he's being grateful in life. good for him.
Hello
Hey
agreed
Oh, I forgot to ask earlier, you know that it's not possible to close the /game command after clicking "close"? It just says "This interaction failed"
why would you
yeah, another issue that is more recently caused by my rushed release of a rewrite I did of the bot
if you're wondering why the release was rushed instead of thoroughly tested. it was tested and I was fully aware of the issues, but I had to rush the release due to the twitter handling part of the bot kept crashing the whole bot cause Elon fucking up the API, albeit, my handling was a bit bad, but I'm still gonna blame that nutjob for fucking up the API
Basically that's Elon's fault, got it
rushed rewrites, I wonder who that reminds me of ||(definitely not myself)||
lol
Or maybe he s chinese and he never saw blue sky
i invented a hypercomplex cipher thing based on chemical reactions and molecular names and instantly forgot the rules 30 minutes after
what in the racism does that suppose to mean?
It's not racism bro, china haven't seen blue sky in years until covid happen
Look it up
how the hell
Pollutions
no-
What else do u think it can be
no
my guy those desert areas in china exist
without the pollution stuff
well the sky is more yellowish there- not the point
Boi go ahead and look up "china see blue sky for the first time in years"
man just assumed all of china is polluted π
1b gamers in there
looked it up
Knowing my city only have like not more than 160k peoples in it and it's very pollutef i can't imagine the china
It's almost time to get another 3 badges for the increase in speed
what
me neither
Wtf
wym what
explain your witchcraft
Is this normal
only thing i rember:
s block elements indicated: spaces and word dividers (H and He), letters and alphabets (alkali) and extra caesar ciphers (alkaline earth metal)
f block elements indicated: letters and lowercase/uppercase indicators (Yb and No) (there are 28 elements in the f block, pretty close to 26)
d block elements indicated: extra caesar ciphers
p block elements indicated: punctuation things on a computer keyboard, 4 last elements: Mc for letter seperator, Lv for space, Ts for new line and Og for new paragraph
- indicated spaces, unless connected to H or He, it becomes a letter border
multipliers and amounts in molecules are repetition makers and extra caesar ciphers (or should i say caesar shift thingies)
expected
i wouldnt too
I actually did skim through it and I'm just more confused
ok so uhhh
example:
"bal"
or "Bal" yeah let's choose that
that turns too uhhhh
Ra_3No +H_2 2LiErTm_2
yeah this gets long easily
Bal means pubes in my mother tongue
yes
nutritional
..nah too rubbery
You mean the 3 curved lines?
No the fact that it's up there
is anyone elses beyond laggy on mobile?
a samsung but i didnt have a problem with it before until like few updates ago
where beyond became really laggy and the only way i can keep the lag down is if im in the constalations menu
Which samsung? I have one and it works like normal
im not sure wich one it is
i just picked out a phone thats a bit newer since i dont use my phone that much
but it was fine before
i even turned on power save to see if it would help
Go to settings -> about phone and find productname
Galaxy A13
i think i got it at that time tho
Do you have the minimal settings?
yes i put it to power save
Alright
So the timed events are a massive grind
Are they supposed to be that way or am I doing something wrong
Just do the best you can
what do yall think about the supermoon
There is a thunderstorm outside of my house and I am european
there's a thunderstorm here too, this is just a moment I took when the moon peeked through clouds
Iβm a βmurican and itβs daytime
What time is it for yall, its 9:42 pm for me
10:31 pm
3:42 pm
4:48 PM 
11:51 PM
10 52 pm here
Go to sleep
Would you guys rather live in a low-cost area with bad weather
Or in a high-cost area with good weather
High cost area
Why
Good weather
Hmm
does bad weather mean raining every day or something
Like the UK and Australia
definitely high cost area
Too hot, too cold, floods, stuff like that I think
If the bad weather you mean rain and cold then hell yeah, why not
what am i supposed to do with such bad weather
If you mean it's like 35CΒ° everyday then I'm going for high cost
Can you afford it tho?
I already buy expensive things
Probably not
35 degrees is amazing weather
Would you rather have an astrology daughter
Or a sigma/alpha/top g son(annoying kind)
Hell gonna be vacation for you demon
The heck is an astrology daughter
Constellations and stuff I guess
Your daughter believing in astrology
it's at least 35 degrees almost every summer day here
that's the best type of weather for me, i'm used to it
I prefer cold
I guess that, the second option is ear hell.
Sounds way less annoying
Are you sure tho?
I mean the "we can't be together because our signs don't match" type of daughter
Still less annoying than the son
Not seeing a lot of division here
Child neglect
Okay
I will be trying to divide some people
Would you rather know when you die or how you die?
uhhhhhhhhhh
I guess how I die, since then if I die from a train, I could just not go to train tracks, basically saving myself
If I could, I would choose none
How do you know a train won't do something insane and suddenly fly at you
"Train goes out of track and hits a guy who's standing 300m away from tracks"
"A guy gets kidnapped and gets killed by a train while they cross train tracks"
ok you outsmarted me
Metros
People
people go to jail
If I would choose when I die, I would just be anxious that day and really careful which ultimately would led to my death
If I would choose how I die, I would so manically avoid anything that can make me die, but I would eventually die because of avoiding it the whole life
But what if you are a worker
not my fault I got hit by a train
itβs the train driverβs fault for running into me
What would happen if you will die from old age
Also how I die is really stupid since it can say drowning but you would actually just die while drinking water
how the heck would someone do that
Some jellyfish will just be reborn at old age
A long time ago
Thank you unknown mod for taking off the timeout
np
That's a different case which is unlikely to happen, but if it does, I would probably die somehow before dying from old age anyway because I would live too recklessly
What if the prediction changes?
.
Wait what happened?
One last one, I will be trying to divide some of you
Would you rather lose all of your previous memories, or never be able to make new ones
they accidentally said a phrase that our automod deems bad
Oh
I said k**l m**elf (please don't mute me)
AI isnβt perfect
too late
no no, it's perfect, it was intended to block the specific phrase he said
Oh no
||I meant the bot though||
Well the problem is that it doesnβt know about the context.
Itβs fine though
I'm fine with sitting for those 10 minutes without talking if it doesn't work since I'm playing around with it
Does saying unalive myself mute me
Oh wow
When next challenge question
Would you rather lose all of your previous memories, or never be able to make new ones
Well, that's a hard one
The answer depends on the person
Honestly since I'm young I would choose to lose all previous memories
lose all my previous ones
yeah, for the same reason
But if someone is older then he would probably choose to never be able to make new ones
Lose all previous memories, I could just be told the memories again
gonna be a long long time before they'll ever perfectly understand context as well as a human 
My turn, not really Groovy waffle format but
What do you put into bowl first, milk or cereal
What if people lie to you
Cereal
cereal
Milk first will make it soggt
Not random peopleβ¦. I mean my parents
it's gonna be soggy anyway? i put cereal first cause then i can put the right amount of milk
They can basically rewrite your memories though
Iβm gonna sound like a criminal butβ¦ ||I donβt like milk in my cereal||
What if you were beaten by them and they tell you they were very kind
πππ
What are you putting in Cereal than?????
Water????
... what
So you don't like cereals with milk
Never thought I would hear it in my entire life
How does he eat cereal
Dry
With water???
In a bowl
i know some people put orange juice in it
By itself
Cosmic lovecraftian horrors
sounds fire to me honestly
No
not gonna try it if i have milk in my fridge though
It aint
Did you try it
Okay
I'm gonna try cereals with water if I ever run out of milk
I won't tell you
||I put milk first btw||
One of the most normal responses
I put bowl first
yea
Wdym yea
Yes is the option where yes is yes
Okay
Hatty was writing so long but then decided to just confuse us all
Milk with icecubes or pineapple/kiwi on pizza
who the hell puts kiwi on pizzs
Piple Kews
lose memories
evil
it's cause I was accidentally oversharing, so I absolutely oversimplified the rant to "yes"
What if someone is lying to you though
Crazy ex comes in and convinces you that you're together
lmfao
What if someone tell you your favorite pizza was kiwi pizza
sounds like an interesting life, get to have an adventure of new things to do
with a first time experience feeling with all of it
What if you had memories of being tortoise(trying not to get banned by ai) by some guys, and they kidnap you again
it would be interesting to see afterwards which decisions, interests and stuff like that match with before the reset
So if you're gonna lose all your memories, you would be forced to learn how to walk and all similar stuff
Not sure how wide the memory wipe is
no muscle memory still works probably
Basic life functions still remain
memories aren't abilities
Depends on who you are
gosh, I thought the question was just about memories of others in your life
It's muscle memory like jojoseis said, which might, or might not be reset too
No, events and stuff are gone
We don't have enough info
Only your basic fuctions remain
i mean i'll forget what walking is but my brain will quickly find that moving my legs is efficient
So basically breathing and ability to eat and drink
That's all you need to be alive
Or, being able to talk, but not understanding anyone
oh i didn't know there was another part lol
The first one is easily fixable by getting a paper and a pen
So gonna go with it since it comes with mind reading too
yeah the second one makes you unable to socialize
Hmm
This, I could just use paper or I could just text them.
Going back in time and change the past, or knowing the future, but be unable to alter it
Change the past
Why?
Because of stuff that I canβt explain because of rule 2
I would do it for fun to kill my great-grandfather
That would lead to the grandfather paradox
That's what I wanted
whatβs that
If you kill your grandfather in the past
You wouldn't have been born
Ah
If you kill your grandfather you shouldn't exist, so therefore you can't kill your grandfather, but if you don't kill him, you will try to kill him again leading to the beginning of this message
Which means you couldn't have killed your grandfather
Which means you are born
Which means you killed him
when next question
Would you rather feel all emotions deeply, but feel intense pain or have narrow-none emotions with no pain?
and thats why you should not open the pandora's box of time.
Narrow none emotions obviously
Hello

what in the
secret messages and funny chemical reaction generators
why does that looks like a cutscene for a game
its not blue??
What a rip-off!
thats it i am suing elon for fraud
It's bugged no ?
Is there a way to see how long u been playing for like since when u downloaded
beta was in December 2018. my game is older than the game xd
tonight i had a dream filled with multiple crazy events
one of them was being in a themepark
someone projecting clouds onto the sky
which i thought was funny
then i proceeded to destroy an entire pyramid-shaped building with my bare hands
with 60 injured but none killed?!
ultimate cotton rizz
*agreed cotton ball noises *
My dog (idk if this is allowed here, but look how cute she looks)
We need a channel dedicated to pet pics
OMG
We have a channel for cats, bunnies, birds and mice. We should make a general animal thread
Yes. For pet pics
Sheβs such a silly little dog β€οΈ
She sure is
Anybody else gonna have a unproductive day at work tomorrow when beyond 19 launches?
Guys look at this cute little german mouse
damn it, now it looks like you joined august 31
i hated that discord takes the latest join as your join date, so now og people who left and rejoined don't look so og anymore
me too
like i have been here for more than 2 years
that feature is dumb
and i look like some cringe brat from 20 days ago π
agreed
H.
Does anyone know what are the names of 4 new tracks in Sirius, Tau Ceti, Barnard's Star and a new idle music?
They are not new anymore
But
Idk
Yeah, i tried to find it myself but failed
Even with Shazam which also didn't help either.
They're sound tracks, they are usually on the wiki but idk if it has been updated yet
bulldog named destroyer-

ye 
cute pupper
Our logs show you just leaving though
albeit, it logs any type of leave as a leave, however, there's no kick log before it 
Hi sirh
hi
Gib access to Rank 60,000 beyond
Hamogus
Thatβs where you unlock the mutiverse

no, that's when the beyond collapses and you have to start from the beginning again, without any multipliers
I didn't see any updates, the wiki is basically not updated and no new edits regarding Beyond scenario tracks
I have already created it today now trying it out.
Well thats upsetting, i got timed out of the ama for showing off my espanol from 9th grade π¦
Guess my mom being ugly isn't factual because beauty is in the eye of the beholder huh.
Guess I'm gonna hype y'all in here then
With my ideas
||Lich, Hyades, Pleiades, Scorpius-Centaurus OB, Westerlund 1, Carina Nebula||
Am i the only south korean here
perhaps
Iβm a βmurican πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ π¦ π¦
Am I the only Belgian here?
Maybe
Belgium D:
what
Manneke pis is Belgian right?
yes
I'm from the Netherlands. Patat land.
Same here
I believe a mod said to not talk Spanish there
Oh lol well I definetly missed that whole bit then oops. Wont happen again for sure!
The new music for Beyond Generators is by our very own @full marten - they're original!
epic ama
amazing, the ama after the ama after the ama
My buddy is from The Netherlands. He's a good sport when I send him stuff like this.
The cells help team is so nice, they get back to you so quick
Just wanted to shout them out. I was having some issues and sent an email thinking it would never get answered bc that's how it is with some support for games. But these guys were so quick on the response
so true
Same thing with the
music, right?
