🏠-general

[dusky gust]

https://coggle.it/diagram/ZIty63XRJ1sQV1kr/t/archosuria/bfcc3a2f65d9234328555a3c277b76583bff4b8057e9ccaec6c56c0e5fa2140c

some new dinossaurs

[random solstice]

Nice, this is what they should've done with prestiges (it's still possible for beyond!)

[dusky gust]

i made an concept

[distant crest]

I have an eye for spotting fakes ... and for making #🎨-cells-art remixes myself. This one by @dusky gust is really good, and no doubt they are quite happy that someone thought it was real, but the devil is in the details.

[dusky gust]

well, i just know how to draw maps

[dusky gust]

and it was an concept, not a fake

i have 2 concepts rn

im waiting results

[distant crest]

Absolutely, yours is "art with a purpose". Often mine is just "art for the fun of it".

[dusky gust]

who tf is this

[distant crest]

That is the main developer of Cells.

[dusky gust]

have u seen my cambrian tree and extended mesosoic valley?

[dusky gust]

oh i remember him from tiktok

[dusky gust]

@distant crest

[distant crest]

Sorry, just in the middle of breakfast and a phone call, back soon.

[dusky gust]

oh ok

[dusky gust]

are u online?

[terse shuttle]

I heard mama hawk (the other of computer lunches game) got taken down?

I am so late to the news XD

[distant crest]

Yes, I am now, much to catch up on. I'll take a squiz at your mindmaps soon. Looking forward to seeing what you've done.

[dusky gust]

the cambrian rift with images

what do u think

https://coggle.it/diagram/ZIocTOlidps3ddi2/t/athropods/9dac4311f59cbea4ede7460ac23d0f7ac2111b6008a0384bfb8b96dafb525883

[dusky gust]

u probably know trilobites and anomatocarlis

[desert rain]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-wizard-money-gang-we-gif-27562272

[dusky gust]

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Junnn11

[tough marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/575526435926835201/1078863618067660870/ezgif.com-gif-maker-4.gif

[terse shuttle]

Gif spam

[dusky gust]

this guy hes some cool cambrian art

[desert rain]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[reef ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[terse shuttle]

And that trippy

Seriously?

[desert rain]

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG
WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS

[tough marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[dusky gust]

@distant crest do you like it?

for some reason the creator of these arts dont have trilobites

[terse shuttle]

Let me get the deep fried version

[terse shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[opaque drum]

nu'u

[dusky gust]

go talk on #😂-memes

[terse shuttle]

Oh goodness blender

[reef ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-uh-starved-eggman-gif-26280682

[desert rain]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-uh-starved-eggman-gif-26280682

[terse shuttle]

Now is this gif spam or what?

Lmfao

[tough marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-uh-starved-eggman-gif-26280682

[desert rain]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-whip-pour-cream-pour-whip-on-face-gif-12003963

[terse shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-gif-18109706

[desert rain]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-dorito-doritos-chip-chips-gif-25302608

[terse shuttle]

Yes pl- I mean good golly

[desert rain]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-heavens-no-gif-21856588

[terse shuttle]

XD

[desert rain]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fly-flying-zoom-discord-gif-21768121

[terse shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-bread-loaf-cat-loaf-gif-22317849

[desert rain]

https://tenor.com/view/diagnosis-issue-flop-flop-floppa-bingus-gif-22901732

[terse shuttle]

This has gone from wizards to floppa

[desert rain]

https://tenor.com/view/weed-weed-floppa-leafeon-gif-25009341

[obtuse temple]

When the floppa is floppy

[little stump]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-ace-combat-ace-combat7-shattered-skies-gif-26348888

[potent granite]

My dad died ( it was cannon event)

[obsidian lark]

bro

[quiet plume]

Well crafted argument on why you should not send memes in #🏠-general

Can be beaten by a well crafted

Nuh uh

[stone osprey]

🩷

[stiff sail]

mut

my name never had special characters

what

[still slate]

Steam have recording video?

[pseudo pine]

i dont think so

but obs is a good free video recorder

[still slate]

That app have too much bytes?

[inland berry]

~400MB

[still slate]

Oh Okay

[inland berry]

i use it too

is a great screen recorder

[still slate]

Can you give Link?

[inland berry]

https://obsproject.com/download

[still slate]

Thanks

[opaque drum]

nuh uh

[inland berry]

@gray peak don't post links to discord nitro, thanks

[fossil tundra]

Where did my roles go ?

[inland berry]

read this guide #🏆-share-your-prestige message, we updated the roles

[fossil tundra]

I just linked my acc

But I don't see the chnnel to select roles

[quiet plume]

Nuh uh

[terse shuttle]

Make sure you do the extra steps with semblance

Check #📢-announcements for more details

[deft spire]

It's not a channel, go there

[still slate]

Okay i downloaded the OBS, now how can i record video?

[inland berry]

you need to create your video font in a scene, in my case, i selected "window capture"

[still slate]

Ok

[inland berry]

but you can choose other options, like screen capture (that record all the screen), the webcam, etc. When you have your font ready, click in "Start recording" at the right

[still slate]

Okay

[pseudo pine]

as sampe said ^

[still slate]

I did it

[spare patrol]

hi

how do i get my roles

i have some achivements like reaching singularity in less than 5 minutes but i didnt get the roles

[pseudo pine]

#📢-announcements message

[spare patrol]

thanks but whats the server menu

no like for real i just read the instructions on the game and it says that if it does not work i should ping SirH

@tough marsh help

[formal ruin]

Hey!

[inland berry]

the server menu:

• on PC, click on the server name dropdown and select Linked Roles option
• on smartphone/tablet, go to the 3 dots in the server name and select linked Roles option

[spare patrol]

thank you

[inland berry]

you have the full instructions here #🏆-share-your-prestige message

[spare patrol]

thank you man

[inland berry]

your welcome

[broken drift]

@split bison no

[gleaming horizon]

ce paso

[broken drift]

So like

[formal ruin]

PlushyTime was do something very illegal...

[charred delta]

Does Anyone know how to unlock this 3 achievements?

[terse shuttle]

Oof, Halloween, coin flip, and I think portal

[inland berry]

type /secrets in #🎭-semblance

[potent granite]

James Webb was a teacher at the other highschool in my district in the 1920s

[sterile rivet]

hehe

where the fuck did my roles go?

[inland berry]

#🏆-share-your-prestige message

check the new role system

[formal ruin]

@inland berry this is legal or illegal?

[inland berry]

is legal, xd

[charred delta]

Thank u so so much guys < 3

[sterile rivet]

eeee

didn't work

[inland berry]

but please, don't go far doing this kind of things

[inland berry]

what part don't work

[formal ruin]

don't panic 😉

[sterile rivet]

roals

[formal ruin]

what?

[inland berry]

but what specific part, im not a genie

[sterile rivet]

idk

[inland berry]

How far have you completed the guide?

[inland berry]

i have a guide step by step, but it's in Spanish

[formal ruin]

Can i modify your roles @inland berry ? :]

Nooooo its a joke! 🥲

[inland berry]

meh, whatever you want if it's for memes

[formal ruin]

also... its not meme, i really change codes of discord and a time of 2 minutes, im moderator

and after I clear the role..

hehh... yeap

[inland berry]

HTML edit is not changing discord codes

[formal ruin]

?really?

[sterile rivet]

i can read it i think

portuguese's pretty similar

[inland berry]

#🇪🇸-español message

there you have it

i added a lot of pictures

[ashen knoll]

anyone want to play party pack 9?

[inland berry]

yes, press F5 after change all

[formal ruin]

👍

[sterile rivet]

Danke

[ashen knoll]

I am waiting for 2 people to join btw

[rotund ivy]

@sterile rivet Been a while since I've asked, but can have space fact?

[sterile rivet]

Je ne suis pas le space fact man anymore

[ashen knoll]

/\

[rotund ivy]

God damn it

Now what am I gonna use for entertainment?

[ashen knoll]

you could play party pack

maybe

[rotund ivy]

Guess I'm gonna go take a hot shower and cry myself to sleep

[rotund ivy]

No

[sterile rivet]

The word "mini" is the miniautre word for miniature

[cobalt heath]

fractal is for fractionated

[rotund ivy]

Man... I already knew that.

Wait, I have a fact.

If you stop breathing, you'll likely die.

[cobalt heath]

every living being on the planet knows that

[sterile rivet]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[rotund ivy]

Woah

[formal ruin]

XD

[sterile rivet]

Chicken soup is just fish soup, but with chicken instead of fish

[rotund ivy]

My mind is blown

I've never been so educated

Cats are just felines but spelt different

[sterile rivet]

Your coffin is the only place you'll enter without leaving

[rotund ivy]

Not true.

[ashen knoll]

there is also the black hole

[random solstice]

Are you sure about that

[rotund ivy]

Take my house for example

[random solstice]

I think I might leave it

[formal ruin]

guys, did you see what I try?

[rotund ivy]

No

[formal ruin]

Look here so

[rotund ivy]

Ruh roh

https://tenor.com/view/sink-deep-emotional-door-open-gif-24011307

[glacial needle]

Hello i have a question, i have actually 46 T of metabits and i gain 86 000 metabits per second, i still need to reach 100 T of metabits but i don't know how to get more than 86k per second please help

[rotund ivy]

God, I haven't opened my game in half a year and I STILL am getting only 4k metabits per second 😭

[glacial needle]

oh, its still good 👍

[sterile rivet]

relatable

[rotund ivy]

I really should actually play the game, I honestly like it

[dusky gust]

I don't have an twitch account, can someone make an question for me?

The question:

Will we get Cambrian things in future?

[sterile rivet]

silêncio gaúcho

falador de "bah"

[dusky gust]

;-;

Pq todos odeiam o RS? 😭😭😭

[calm latch]

I cant redeem a code, the button doesn’t show up, what should I do

[dusky gust]

Idk

I got the 30 darwium

[calm latch]

This is my screen on it

[honest pivot]

are you an iOS user? sadly the ability to redeem codes is not allowed on Apple

[tough marsh]

I should really add in the steps that the roles are manually done by the user

[spare patrol]

ye

[inland berry]

yeah, i added it in the Spanish guide and solves a lot of problems

[viscid willow]

Bro I keep getting banned from all of the communities that I actually enjoy

Fuck this shit

[humble python]

Здесь есть русскоязычные

?

[inland berry]

#🇷🇺-pyccкий 👈

[humble python]

Ясно

[inland berry]

you must have done something wrong

[fallen spruce]

I killed Munimai

I get banned in every servers I go

[tame musk]

What's the new code?

[halcyon wind]

So how to start round 2 simulation?

[viscid willow]

Is there any way to run the game on desktop?

[terse shuttle]

Yea

It’s called steam

[viscid willow]

Why am I not getting the verification email

I triple checked the email

[opaque drum]

i mean... you are a trollface

[dusky gust]

Hahaha

Bad meme

[modest stratus]

What is the game called again?

[dusky gust]

Free water

[modest stratus]

Fr?

@rs_ma pper_ nvm found it

[slender monolith]

모바일버전은 업데이트 언제되나요

[late rivet]

hey i couldnt manage to make/login to an account when trying to register

i used the verification code it emailed and it hadn’t worked, accounts aren’t available for testers correct?

[terse shuttle]

uhhhh i don't know honestly. Take it up to someone else...

SirH or smth

[tough marsh]

you can create an account, I think it just had a funny moment and you could try the code resend

[late rivet]

i tried the resend earlier

ill retry it tmr morning likely

[civic rain]

why

after update

[late rivet]

also where can i leave a suggestion, id like to request an adjustment on one of the unboxing things

[late rivet]

mines like this rn am i doin well so far

im on a two day streak

[deft spire]

You need to stay on the screen where you need to put verification code, to do so, use another device to check email

[tidal scarab]

Ah

Ou não ou sim eu,um dia cheguei a SINGURALIDADE

[civic rain]

how

[deft spire]

The further you are (more metabits) then you earn less and less

[civic rain]

bruhhh then how should I suppose to get all the upgrade

[agile zodiac]

You grind

[civic rain]

is gonna wait like few years wtf

[deft spire]

Just wait till devs finish tuning

Everything will be fixed then

[civic rain]

okay

[past marten]

I went from 10k metabits

to 3b in 1 hour

help me

[viscid willow]

bro i just want an account

im using the resend thing and it does not work

help

i cant verify my account

great now my internet is taking 5 mins to load gmail

da bhbcjbnvj

Please help I can't transfer my game to my computer

I've been trying for 2 days

[opaque drum]

da vinci

[viscid willow]

I've had a bad week

[deft spire]

Nothing gets sent?

Maybe restart your device, check internet connection and check if you write the correct email

[viscid willow]

my internet takes 3 mins to load gmail

[late rivet]

gotcha thank you very much

[viscid willow]

uuhhhhhhh

[past marten]

HELP I NEED 2T FOR THE NEXT METABIT UPGRADE-

[past marten]

got that bug as well

[deft spire]

Someone probably has that Nick already

[late rivet]

how many prestiges does the mesozoic have at max?

im on my third and im wondering if it goes to 20 like all the card maxes are in that mesozoic part

[pseudo pine]

max is 10

[small patio]

Hello

What is da latest dinosaur in the mesozoic map

[nocturne cypress]

Has anyone unlocked echolocation?

[small patio]

Echolocation is very expensive

[dusky gust]

In a birthday rn

[dusky gust]

Not realy

It's not that expensive, but it's not worth it.

[small patio]

Okay

Wat comes after it

And wats the latest dinosaur

[daring hare]

Bro wtf

[small patio]

[dusky gust]

Giganotosaur

[dusky gust]

Giant squid

[small patio]

Ok ty

[dusky gust]

🦑🦑🦑

🗿🍷

[small patio]

They should add prehistoric underwater creature event like the scorpion with the trunk thingy I forgot the name

[lyric coral]

I'm going to eat taco bell

Putting the full sauce let's see what happens, stay tuned for updates

[dusky gust]

Check #🎨-cells-art i have an concept abbout cambrian creatures

[dusky gust]

U mean anomalocaris?

[small patio]

I forgot the name

But its in cambrian

It has a trunk

[small patio]

BTW nice concept

[lyric coral]

Update: white people will call anything spicy.

[past marten]

stole the name of the best thing in the entire game

aminoacid

[viscid willow]

im at a point in the game where progress is basically impossible

how long does it take to get thermal equalizer?

wait

beyond boosts main sim

[past marten]

help i am stuck after maxing out lions

and i can't be arsed to go to mesosovic

[slate turtle]

Man this being the 1st ever server I joined on discord brings so much memories

🥹

Gn lads

[dusky gust]

I remember playing this game back in the reptile uptade

I was so young

[tough marsh]

daang, this was your first server? that's awesome!

[viscid willow]

i found an exploit

hehehehe

never mind

😦

[balmy flare]

hello

been playing since early acsess and was on mobile

anyway

am here for the beta

[tall lichen]

Is there any way to completely restart with a new save without losing my original save?

[balmy flare]

tried to join beta

command dont work

im using a youtube vid for guidence dont ask

[viscid willow]

how tf am i meant to buy this

it will take days of AFKing the game

[tall lichen]

Isnt that the point?

[viscid willow]

I'm lazy

And that's boring

I want to speedrun

[limpid salmon]

How do you join the beta?

[grand cove]

I just got an anonymous DM about my steam account

[compact lake]

Was it Nikki65? I just reported them to Discord.

[grand cove]

Yes it was

[compact lake]

I blocked them after their first post.

[grand cove]

I got this close to possibly being hacked

Good thing I stayed wary and alert

[limpid salmon]

Do you guys know how to get the beta?

[grand cove]

I don't know

[limpid salmon]

Damn

[ionic wigeon]

Is there someone or somewhere i can report a scammer?

[mortal badger]

<@&535129309648781332> someone's got a DM scammer

[tough marsh]

!s nikki65

[balmy trout]

Only one result:

User: nikki65#7325

​ User information

Name: nikki65#7325
ID: 1112749917975367811
Created: 2 weeks, 6 days ago (May 29, 2023 at 14:30 UTC)
Mention: @scarlet compass

​ Member information

Joined: 3 hours, 13 minutes ago (Jun 18, 2023 at 0:23 UTC)

[mortal badger]

Yeah you can just ping mods and they'll deal with them for you

[tough marsh]

!ban 1112749917975367811 steam scammer

[ionic wigeon]

thank you, i never know who to message about this stuff and some people are touchy about being dm'd even about this

[balmy trout]

Banned nikki65#7325 (Case #2285) (user notified with a direct message)

[grand cove]

I blocked the person right when they asked "is this your steam account?" because I knew what was gonna be said next

[limpid salmon]

Nooooooo

I deleted my account progress

How do I get it back

[agile zodiac]

RIP

[limpid salmon]

Is it just gone forever?

[opaque drum]

you have a cloud save?

[opaque drum]

ur fucked

actually perhaps customer support can help bring back the save

but idk

[limpid salmon]

Where do I get help

[tough marsh]

email [e-mail]

[limpid salmon]

ok

[torn mason]

When I 1st read this I saw it as propaganda capacitor

That would be a cool April 1st joke to just subtlety change it to propaganda capacitor

[wet ferry]

how do I fix my name back to Walker Bait? It was WalkerBait a sec ago

[opaque drum]

walter white?

[wet ferry]

in all small letters

[opaque drum]

oh you're talking about the new format

sorry i have no idea how it works

oh i think i know why

the new format is only in lowercase

[wet ferry]

for some reason it had a dot (.) before my name

[opaque drum]

that one is probably a typo

[wet ferry]

maybe it's fixed now. Idk

[torn mason]

Also happens in my hand sometimes

[opaque drum]

it always gets warm too

nvm that's a different effect

[grand cove]

I know that feeling

[small patio]

Well damn I accidentally replaced my new acc with the old one nice.

My new acc didn't have an account

Registered

[still slate]

ALL DEVS, MODERATORS AND ADITYA IS GONE!!!

[deft spire]

There is one dev

[still slate]

Now there is two dev and aditya

[willow iron]

this game is on steam and roblox?

wow

i love roblox

[deft spire]

Well, on Roblox the game isn't like cts exactly but yeah, they did one game on Roblox too

[willow iron]

I love roblox

Roblox game look kind of buggy

[balmy flare]

gogdone signal

this is not a dino... ITS A HYDRA

[little stump]

😳 😳 😳

[wooden spire]

Leave them in privacy please

[willow iron]

sus

[little stump]

blahaj

[small patio]

Ey they tryna have ah good time don distur em

[dusky gust]

nooooooooo

my sugestion got denied

but i have 2

im waiting for the second

[rich wigeon]

💀

[dusky gust]

nooooooo

the second got too

and it was so good

wait

these are ungulates right?

so all these are ungulates, even carnivora and bats

explain this

[inland berry]

as i said you before, read this

[dusky gust]

explain my image first

[dusky gust]

this

its clade science

[inland berry]

i can't see anything, use a better resolution, i can't read it

[dusky gust]

just go to the original site, its called: onezoom: tree of life

[inland berry]

species are missing, I have not even been able to find the giraffe

[dusky gust]

first, this dont prove anything, and second, there is girafe

i find it in 30 seconds

[inland berry]

its correct, i apologise for that

[dusky gust]

yeah, so bats, caniformes and feliformes are ungulates

[inland berry]

hmmm no, bats, feliforms and caniforms are not ungulates because they do not have hooves and do not walk on the end of their toes and are not descended from an animal that did so

is the definition of ungulates

[distant crest]

Strangely enough,...

Whales, dolphins and porpoises belong to the order Cetartiodactyla, which consists of even-toed ungulates.

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale

So they are "descended from an animal that did so" even though "they do not have hooves and do not walk on their toes", but they are are still considered to be ungulates.

[inland berry]

i sent him exacly that link

[tough marsh]

[snow estuary]

re: #💬-cells-chat message

I tried on my RPIs, but they both have the older CPU, which is unsupported by box86 (and specifically, the dynamic recompiler). 😦 oh well

[distant crest]

I have a cluster of 16 of the 8GB Raspberry Pi 4B devices at home. They are in a fault-tolerant array, so I could just take one down temporarily and use it for something else, such as trying out Cells on one. When I have the time, I might give it a go.

[sudden ice]

Lol

[distant crest]

If it helps any, the superorder Laurasiatheria includes even-toed ungulates (artiodactyls), odd-toed ungulates (perissodactyls), and bats (chiropterans), amongst others. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurasiatheria

[dusky gust]

This dont prove anything

It's like saying a bat isn't a mammal cus it has wings

Aparece don't mean nothing

[terse shuttle]

I think he meant the lineage. not just the looks. Such as an animal is evolved from this and thus is categorized.

In ye-olden days, taxonimists ususally just classify by looks because DNA was not known yet

[dusky gust]

This what I'm trying to explain, it's not just because the paw is different that it must be from a separate clade

[distant crest]

...and 🐳 whales don't even have paws, feet, or hooves.

[dusky gust]

Do you think that carnivora and bats are ungulates (scroll up to see why)
(Yes✅) (no❌)

[terse shuttle]

from pure speculation, no. I don't have an evolutionary tree with me.

[distant crest]

I am not sure that they are actually ungulates, but they do belong to a superorder which also includes ungulates.

[dusky gust]

Look at onezoom

[terse shuttle]

what now?

[dusky gust]

Evolutionary, they are

[terse shuttle]

very hard to see

[dusky gust]

Rinos are closely related to dogs than hippos

[terse shuttle]

but they are within a seperate tree.

[dusky gust]

Go to the site

[terse shuttle]

Every animal has a common ancestor.

[dusky gust]

A clade must come from a single point

[terse shuttle]

The farthest back you can go is LUCA

[terse shuttle]

true

[dusky gust]

I know this

[dusky gust]

If hippos and rhinoceros, are in the same clade (ungulates)

So dogs, cats and bats are too 😅

[terse shuttle]

interesting...

[dusky gust]

I sabo much

What do u think now?

[distant crest]

https://www.onezoom.org/life/@Laurasiatheria=392223

[terse shuttle]

There seems to be two types,
Perissodactyla is also called the odd toed ungulates which also connects to our "dogs and cat" thing.
And Artiodactyla, which are even toed. which are the ones your typically refers to.
even then, this is hot waters but id still classify them as different things.

evolutionarily, they are related (more so than true ungulates it seems). But weve gotta cut the line somewhere. But that is a good and interesting point.

[dusky gust]

We cant cut an clade

Look at this image

[terse shuttle]

Agreed but still, better to reduce confusion.

[dusky gust]

I searched in Google an got no response

[terse shuttle]

whut

no response on what?

[dusky gust]

Modern ungulates are like the red one

[dusky gust]

Idk

There was nothing abbout that

[terse shuttle]

about what though?

[dusky gust]

Thus problem

Abbout ungulates

[terse shuttle]

huh...

[dusky gust]

Sorry

[terse shuttle]

maybe search through research documents

[dusky gust]

My English is a shit

[dusky gust]

There was NOTHING

😅

[terse shuttle]

Not though google...

there are dedecated sites

but, be careful for the wall of text

google scholar is a good one. Although idk how great it is. I used another site but it was more on medical studies.

[distant crest]

The Encyclopedia of Life (which can be easily accessed from within OneZoom) provides a handy overview to such research. For example, see https://eol.org/pages/40103843/articles

[dusky gust]

Still nothing

Hell nah 💀

[distant crest]

I'm really no expert on this at all, but does geolocative dispersal have any bearing on the discussion here? It seems to me that, at a certain point in history there was a divergence among the clades, based upon whether they were located in the Gondwana or Laurasia super-continents which split off from Pangaea.

[dusky gust]

Yes, when two groups of the same species became isolate, the probably will diverge

[distant crest]

This is all fascinating to me. As an 👴 older adult, I wasn't taught any of this when I was at school many years ago. Evolution was not allowed to be taught in schools back then, and religious instruction was still common even in mainstream "secular" classrooms.

[dusky gust]

Wait... An elder playing cells... How old are u

Older*

[distant crest]

I will only admit to being 50+ years old. I leave the rest to your imagination.

[dusky gust]

Chat is this real

🤯

If u are that old, why tf do u play cells

[distant crest]

I'm old, retired, and don't have a lot of energy left to do much else these days. Even getting out into the garden is beyond me now. My working life was mostly computer-related, so in my old age I like to potter around with computers still. Cells is just my latest craze. I used to play Minecraft a few years ago.

[dusky gust]

Cool

[dusky gust]

Evolution just make sense

[opaque drum]

i don't think paperclips are that practical

they only work on paper

[dusky gust]

No fucking way 🤯🤯🤯

[opaque drum]

does anyone respond to a joke like that or

[tough marsh]

No fucking way 🤯🤯🤯

[tough marsh]

2 people now do

[warped hamlet]

whats up people

[minor galleon]

hello guys

[manic gale]

hello

[little stump]

can someone explain what is this

3D music paper?

[tough marsh]

yes

[pseudo pine]

playing music in the 3rd dimension

[opaque drum]

3d music? what the heck?!

[rotund ivy]

Yo, I saw a total of 6 Remoras in the span of three days

Two massive Barracudas, too

[stuck rain]

Who made this? I can’t even read it lol

[small patio]

I finished the event within a day

Yehey

[deft spire]

@random solstice You really was bored, huh

[random solstice]

Very bored, I entered 30 threads

I felt like it

You've only got 15

[opaque drum]

bro is a thread to society

get it

[random solstice]

You did not have to explain that joke

[opaque drum]

what explanation

[random solstice]

Incredible, I must be seeing things

I could've sworn there was about five more messages explaining a simple pun

[short estuary]

So hey, i am searching for peoples that can voice act in my upcoming animation/chapters (if you voice act in the animation/chapters your name will be always in the animation/chapters end and a special role in my server)

[random solstice]

I have found every thread in the server, and sent a message in all the unlocked ones

You have to get to the end of the rank, like getting the astroid

[deft spire]

And i am in half of them
Wow

[short estuary]

.

[deft spire]

Now go, and reactivate all bugs reports

[deft spire]

I don't think it's allowed here

You got your response right here
#🏠-general message

[random solstice]

There's 46 unlocked ones, how many are you in?

All good

[deft spire]

30

More than a half

[fading stream]

yo guys

got here before Robust21

[random solstice]

I don't think I can do that, there's too many and too little to say

[deft spire]

So where's that one more

15 are from suggestions

But how about that last one

[random solstice]

There's one in cells tweets, two in cells chat, one in share your prestige, 30 in suggestions, one in beta, one in cells polls, nine in general, and one in paleontologist chat.

[deft spire]

Oh wait

I didn't counted the one in cells tweets

[random solstice]

I usually keep that section closed

[jaunty cypress]

Maybe a 3D version of a musical score?

[random solstice]

Yeah, I don't think reviving ~1057 bug reports would be healthy for discord for anyone in the server
Now counting each individual one, now that's different (±20 due to human error)

[still slate]

BRO DELETE IT!!!

YOU WILL BE BANNED!!

[formal ruin]

Innocent

[still slate]

Today It's my Birthday!!🎉

[wet ferry]

Happy Birthday to you. Hope you have a wonderful Day

[still slate]

Thank you

[wet ferry]

Your Welcome 🙂

[outer shuttle]

Hello here! I struggle with the roles... Can someone help me? I linked my account, i press the "update stats" button in game, I did not have any error when linking my account or during the update but... Nothing!

[potent granite]

Hi for everyone 🙂

How they are in this beautiful day of summer?

[outer shuttle]

Got a tornado at my place... In France... 💀

[distant crest]

You need to select your own roles now, using the drop-down for the Discord server here, then select Linked Roles.

[potent granite]

For here, thrones and rained

[outer shuttle]

Oh! Where can i do that?

[distant crest]

"... using the drop-down for the Discord server here"

[outer shuttle]

My bad

[spark star]

Hi, I also had a suggestion rejected and its not clear why. Any update on updating the response?

[potent granite]

The pc launcher if he isn't accepted your suggestion, never have accepted

[outer shuttle]

Found it!

Thanks man

[distant crest]

Nice! lotsa roles!

[spark star]

I'm sorry, I dont understand? I understand that my suggestion wasnt accepted, I dont understand why it wasnt accepted

[outer shuttle]

Yeah!

[potent granite]

Because the creator doesn't like your suggestion

[spark star]

hahahahahahahhaa

That might be true, but then the canned response is a lie

[potent granite]

What is your suggestion?

[spark star]

to be able to hide/mute all the trophies and side braches in the main sim, to reach singularity faster

[distant crest]

That is another issue with the suggestions procedure here. If a suggestion gets vetoed by a moderator, then it doesn't even end up in the #💡-suggestions channel for further discussion.

[potent granite]

I already understand bro

[spark star]

It makes sense specifically for duplicates

but the "not detailed" category can be helped with threads

[potent granite]

In the end, i intented to sleep

Bye

[spark star]

bye

[tough marsh]

at the time of when I said that, I didn't have enough time on my hands to focus on the bot and forgot about working on that, I'll look into that probably some time today or tomorrow, whenever my current exhaustion goes away

but if you're just wondering about why your suggestion was denied, I'll ask the one who denied it, cause I don't think the suggestion looks bad but I ain't in the thinking mood today so maybe there's something flawed and I'm too silly to see it lol

[spark star]

okie dokie, thanks much!

[distant crest]

Hope you feel better soon, @tough marsh.

[tough marsh]

thanks

[little stump]

https://tenor.com/view/yoinky-sploinky-gif-19765575

[stuck rain]

That yoinky sploinky

[little stump]

https://tenor.com/view/that-yoinky-sploinky-yoinky-sploinky-yoinky-sploinky-gif-26089430

[opaque drum]

yonky

[little stump]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-ace-combat-ace-combat7-shattered-skies-gif-26348888

[little stump]

If yall ever feel useless remember that yall breath out CO2 for plants

[mystic narwhal]

cope

[potent granite]

Star simulator

[opaque drum]

guys

wait why do i need to say the guys

anyways

the "sort by oldest" button is back in youtube which is a massive dub

idk if that was there for some time already but it's still epic

[still slate]

Hey! Yesterday it was my birthday!!

[wooden spire]

It's on the same day as Garfield's

[still slate]

So, garfield's birthday is my birthday day?

[rotund ivy]

If y'all ever feel useless just remember: When you die, some animal/plant/fungus is going to find use out of your corpse.

[brittle sorrel]

Tulcharam7709126989

[inland berry]

happy birthday

[still slate]

Thanks

[agile zodiac]

Yum

[opaque drum]

ur garfield

[still slate]

I don't have garfield

[potent granite]

ack

eerr

[obtuse bone]

Earth isn't spherical

Neither flat

Not even a cube

[formal ruin]

HEY

[obtuse bone]

It's f***ed

[formal ruin]

What's up?

[obtuse bone]

Good, you?

[formal ruin]

Fine!

^^

[obtuse bone]

Good

[formal ruin]

Wait. You are in team plant?? :0

[formal ruin]

Happy birthday?

Ues

Yes*

[obtuse bone]

Yeah

Because I hate spiders

[formal ruin]

Ahh, this is an private role now

If a person want this role, he can't right?

[obtuse bone]

Oh

[obtuse bone]

I didn't know that

[formal ruin]

If you go to #team-plants , now we can't talk

[obtuse bone]

Where can I send my cells stats and get a role?

[terse shuttle]

It was once an event and stuff. Same with caniformes and feliformes roles.

[deft spire]

Start by reading this: #📢-announcements message, if you have any questions, feel free to ping me

[bold lily]

How come I can’t update and app and the beta at the same time

[open token]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-hop-on-lizard-lizer-spin-gif-26283209

[wooden spire]

Spiders aren't insects, we do not associate with those.

[halcyon wind]

@obtuse bone I think I’ve seen you (on a different server)

[halcyon wind]

They’re bugs

[dreamy turtle]

so is the new update.

at the current pace it would take me about 200,000 years to get as many metabits as I already have, which would be 1% of the way toward the next/last(?) reality engine upgrade.

I guess new generators will figure strongly in whatever comes next or that reality engine number is there as a prank lol

[random solstice]

It's not a bug, check out #📢-announcements

[dreamy turtle]

I was being facetious

but since the timeline for further progress can now be measured in terms of geological eras, probably no reason to open this game up til the next update

[cobalt prairie]

.

[grizzled girder]

sup

[little stump]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-ace-combat-ace-combat7-shattered-skies-gif-26348888

[opaque drum]

you see, ur can be used as both your and you're

[little stump]

Before was was was, was was?

[wooden spire]

It's called team insects, spiders are not on the contract.

[steel idol]

should i buy space engine or progressbar95 on steam

[opaque drum]

before was (noun) was (past tense verb) was (noun), was (noun) was (past tense verb)?

answer: was

[opaque drum]

space engine

but if your pc isn't from the gods progressbar95

[steel idol]

actually i think im just gonna get both

[little stump]

Both are good

Space engine for deep dried pc and house btw

[opaque drum]

it's funny that, in my dreams, everytime i make a minor mistake or disturbed someone i almost always apologize in the most fancy way

[astral thicket]

banana‼️‼️

[little stump]

🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[obtuse bone]

Here's a joke:
So, y'all americans know that tv show "my weirdest obsessions", right? Well one time, it was with a woman that drank gasoline, and my wife said:
-gasoline? She definitely going to die.
After commercial break, it's that woman again, but lying on the ground, my wife said:
-I knew it! She is dead.
And I said:
-nah she ran out of gasoline 💀

[rotund ivy]

She ran outta gas

Also, as an American, I have never heard of that show

[astral thicket]

Me being from Spain:

[random solstice]

is

[little stump]

GUYS HELP IM REALLY LOW ON DARWINIUM

HOW DO I GET MORE OF IT

[random solstice]

Daily login rewards, free geodes in meso, free dwarf stars in beyond, and, the biggest of all, not spending so wastefully

[dusky gust]

going to whatch spider man today 🙂

[random solstice]

Nice

[dusky gust]

In the cinema/shopping RN

[potent granite]

Oh out of purple cubes ? Try out our new yellow cube today!

[rotund ivy]

I saw s h a r k

[cosmic pumice]

Hi how do you joint beta?

[still slate]

#💬-beta-chat message

[torn nest]

hello friends

[opaque drum]

how do you have a wife

with these types of jokes

[opaque drum]

sounds like a drug

hang on a minute you look familiar

oh you were the guy who joined and trolled everyone with the worst joke in history

[opaque drum]

how the hell are all audio messages from red panda#2452

guess no one likes it

agreed

[mint bridge]

Yooo

[open token]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-euro-truck-simulator2-hop-on-hop-on-ets2-gif-26371332

[reef ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-gif-22296188

[opaque drum]

stepbro what are you doing

[agile zodiac]

your mom

[opaque drum]

so your own sister?

[lyric coral]

HOME SWEET ALABAMA-

[opaque drum]

sweet home alabama*

[lyric coral]

Fuck

[opaque drum]

like what he did to his sister?

[lyric coral]

don't correct me I have no respect for this language ♥️

[opaque drum]

yeah that is what he did

imagine using ♥️ and not ❤️ bro is a gambling addict

[lyric coral]

🫀

[agile zodiac]

👽

[opaque drum]

what the fuck

where's the leave button

no i'm serious

[lyric coral]

You can't leave. ||Please don't||

[indigo cedar]

e

[idle fern]

Hi

[wise trail]

me to im leaving

[opaque drum]

woah aegayon

where are your roles

[agile zodiac]

His roles are bottom and sub

[opaque drum]

is this some sexuality joke i don't understand

[agile zodiac]

Take a wild guess

[winged thunder]

Hey, uh can i remove the Beta Tester Notification Role? Bc my account that was assigned the beta was deleted...

I want to get it back with my other account

[winged thunder]

Oh

Ok thx

I thought it was the other one xd

Im new here so xd

[opaque drum]

that's alright lol xd

[formal ruin]

Hi

[obsidian lark]

hi

[deft spire]

Hello there

[midnight solar]

Hello

How do I link my C2S account?

[deft spire]

Read this #📢-announcements message

[midnight solar]

The link to discord button isn’t showing up
I just updated my game (18.43)

[deft spire]

Can you show me what you see?

[deft spire]

You need to create an account

You-
Ah i won't bother

It won't take long

I hope

[midnight solar]

Why

[deft spire]

@inland berry could you ban him or something

[inland berry]

of course

let me do my magic spell

[deft spire]

I love magic tricks (also thanks)

[midnight solar]

Testing testing 123 beagle

[agile zodiac]

Abracadabra

[deft spire]

@midnight solar Did it worked?

[midnight solar]

I think so

Yes it works

[deft spire]

Nice

[deft spire]

@inland berry Hey drako sorry to bother but can you unmute @formal ruin? He was muted because he send 9 pictures in #🎨-cells-art and bot muted him for spam

[inland berry]

ok ok

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[formal ruin]

Sorry 😅

[lyric coral]

Oof

[opaque drum]

no fricking way

[balmy flare]

…

[dreamy turtle]

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo - actually one of the first Wikipedia pages I ever read back in like 2015 or so lol

apparently a much longer sentence can be made almost entirely out of Had (including the proper noun) if you allow yourself to end it with a verb phrase like "had a better effect."

[random solstice]

Yeah I think Zeppelin need to chill a little, just let discord's limit of ten do it's thing

[random solstice]

"James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher"?

Explained here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacher, and a bigger list here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_linguistic_example_sentences, would recommend reading these

[random solstice]

Baller

[dusky gust]

Cannibalism

[pale wyvern]

Different kiwis

[fossil tundra]

🤓

[random solstice]

Nah, they're the same. They're both small and hairy, and they're both tasty

[dusky gust]

Bro... 😭

🐦‍⬛>>>🥝

[lethal phoenix]

Bruh

one is fruit and another is animal?

[tough marsh]

[opaque drum]

tasty?!

[mystic narwhal]

kiwi fruit casually eating bird

[quasi bison]

Yall uses to be so talkative.

When I first Joined here there would be atleast 5 different people having a con

Conversation

[agile zodiac]

these are dark times of madness and despair

[dreamy turtle]

stupid to use the names James and John when two people named Had allow an unbroken Had string.

and of course you can put that entire string in a longer one about this exact example

where a teacher prefers mine to yours on account of the extra Hads

and suddenly the had had... that each had had is now a lot more haddy

[deft spire]

And that's considered cheating

[opaque drum]

you seem familiar

oh

[deft spire]

It doesn't change the fact that it's cheating

[agile zodiac]

No

[deft spire]

What bug testing you do now when there's no new events in beta

[midnight solar]

What?

[deft spire]

Where

[midnight solar]

Cri-nge

Cringe

[deft spire]

It was supposed to be cringe

[midnight solar]

I just disrupted the word

Why alien

[deft spire]

Also

[agile zodiac]

That means something is cool

[midnight solar]

Huh

[deft spire]

You didn't reported any bugs in the last few months

[agile zodiac]

Hahaha

Too much, you overstepped your boundaries, no funny!

[deft spire]

Tell me how you play the event before it starts

Maybe I'm thinking about another thing

[opaque drum]

it would be if you are using it to gain a headstart

start the head daddy (this is a gay relationship)

[potent granite]

good evening everyone

[agile zodiac]

GOOD MORNING SIRS

[opaque drum]

and ma'ams

the hell is that avocado for

[agile zodiac]

It's for you...

[opaque drum]

yeah but

what does it mean

[deft spire]

Don't engage in a conversation with him

[agile zodiac]

Damn...

RIP me

[opaque drum]

discrimination???? ok

[agile zodiac]

It's so over

[opaque drum]

like the verb?

[deft spire]

You can talk, but only if you want to lose your last two brain cells ||/jk||

[agile zodiac]

Where my conversation leads, you don't need eyes

[agile zodiac]

Like the bird

[agile zodiac]

I KNEEL

[opaque drum]

bro really said "i neil"

[agile zodiac]

Yeah I did

Whatcha gonna do about it huh?

[fossil tundra]

Gimme the link

[opaque drum]

no

also that was in response to quarter's message

which means that result is a joke too

i have 140 instead

[agile zodiac]

I take back my kneel

[small patio]

Hey

Is giant squid worth to buy?

I'm planning to buy it

And whats better capybara or giantsquid

[agile zodiac]

Giantsquid is impossibly expensive but apparently it was the reason for the metabit nerf so it might still be worth it. Don't know about capybara, I don't have it

[deft spire]

Capybara and Giant Squid are the most powerful logit items, but they only affect the main sim, i would suggest an Extinction artifact

(The Volcano)

[small patio]

How expensive?

[agile zodiac]

The giantsquid itself is like a hexdecillion

I believe the traits related to it are of a similar price

[small patio]

Is capybara worth it?

[opaque drum]

yes

is it possible to have number sign (#) in the new username format

[deft spire]

Nope

[pale wyvern]

What mean Team Plants role

[deft spire]

Team plants role was a special role for an discord event here

[pale wyvern]

I noticed there is an absence of plants on the game

[opaque drum]

and i need it back

[inland berry]

done

i have verified that you got the role during the event

[pale wyvern]

Martian council (mod)

Why martian council role takes precedence if the role is near the bottom of the list?

[slate turtle]

Someone say "crazy"

[inland berry]

because of the linked roles

[slate turtle]

Read my message :D

Pls?

[inland berry]

yes, i read it

[slate turtle]

Then say the word

I have an idea

[inland berry]

done

[slate turtle]

type

But ye

Wait do u know what Im gonna do

[pale wyvern]

Because of Semblance bot?

Interesting

[inland berry]

semblance gives that roles from cells game , but is discord who implemented linked roles in servers

[opaque drum]

math question jumpscare?!

for your information ψ is the digamma function and γ is the euler mascheroni constant

also prove that the infinite sum from n = 1 to infinity of 1/n(n+a) is equal to the expression in the image (without the limit part)

[dreamy jolt]

how do you increase your metabit getting rate

[potent granite]

Hello there. I have been sent here on a mission. Unfortunately, my programming prevents me from reviewing my true intentions. However, I will give you this. If you can put together clues to figure out what I am doing, you might have a chance at stopping me. I wish you good luck.

[agile zodiac]

stop it, you won't be the next cicada 3301

[left flare]

You misstyped revealing and wrote it as reviewing lmao

[random solstice]

Are you really trying to make some quest in the server?

I feel like I have enough reasons to waste time here already, I don't need another one

[deft spire]

Same

[left flare]

Bro aint even provide no clues

[random solstice]

I mean, the pfp, server name, username, and former username as well as about me are potentially clues, but I'm not doing anything with them

[potent granite]

I am sorry. My systems are not the most up-to-date.

[potent granite]

You might be onto something...

[left flare]

Someone in the next several years might solve this lol

Not us lol

[random solstice]

Nope, I spend to little time having a life already

[primal anchor]

Maybe something about robots? The name anomaly kinda screams AI to me.

Wait

From another realm

@potent granite ALIENS mayhaps?

[potent granite]

When you find something new, and don't know what it means, where do you go first?

[primal anchor]

The internet?

gasp

Eureka!

The internet

Of course

[spice prism]

Just me or does the primary simulation hit a brick wall with feliform topping out and contributing all of the entropy gained?

[deft spire]

Devs are currently tuning the metabits so it will be like that for a while

[spice prism]

Ah okay. Good to know thank you

[dusky gust]

"Bæd ˈlaɪər"

"Oh, hʌʃ, maɪ dɪr, ɪts bɪn ə ˈdɪfɪkəlt jɪr
And ˈtɛrərz doʊnt preɪ ɑn ˈɪnəsənt ˈvɪktɪmz
Trʌst mi, ˈdɑrlɪn', trʌst mi, ˈdɑrlɪn'
Its bɪn ə ˈlʌvləs jɪr
Am ə mæn əv θri fɪrz
Inˈtɛgrəti, feɪθ, ænd ˈkrɑkəˌdaɪl tɪrz
Trʌst mi, ˈdɑrlɪn', trʌst mi, ˈdɑrlɪn'"

bad liar in the phonetic alphabet

[agile zodiac]

wot u on m8?

[dusky gust]

i dont understant this

is this papua new guinean english?

[agile zodiac]

nay tis the kings english

[dusky gust]

🌋 🍎 🍨 🦂 👂 🔥 ☂️ 🐶 👀 🐰

[random solstice]

Dammit for a second I thought there was another IPA enjoyer here

[agile zodiac]

put that stuff in the international channel

its confusing

[random solstice]

Some sort of encoded message,. perhaps?

No, it's English

[agile zodiac]

thats not english

[random solstice]

It is, it's english words in the IPA

If you really don't know, here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Phonetic_Alphabet
This is something everyone should know imo

Not memorize or study, just know

[agile zodiac]

nah

that's nerd shit

I'm a cool kid

😎

[random solstice]

Nope

Besides, being a nerd is great tbh

Means you're smart

Have you at least heard of phonetics though?

[agile zodiac]

of course

I'm just saying that the ipa is goofy

and i dont like it

🪱

[random solstice]

So this is an alphabet where each letter is a different phoneme, or phonetic sound. If you know the phonemes, you can apply it to any language

[crimson cairn]

batman = nerd = thus being nerd is cool (real)

[agile zodiac]

wrong

I'm batman

[dusky gust]

so... my shit

[random solstice]

Nice

[dusky gust]

🤓

[agile zodiac]

aye

[random solstice]

Fellow nerd

[dusky gust]

i know all the countries, at least 60 objects in the solar system, a lot of biology/evolutionary cience, all the major historical countries, HOW TO MAKE GUNPOWDER, and im studing programing

[left flare]

Most normal cts player

[dusky gust]

😃

and after all this...

my life is still a shit

[left flare]

Still normal cts playrr

[dusky gust]

mainly cus i live in a third world country

BRAZIL 🇧🇷

[random solstice]

Nice, I know most of the countries (I forgot a few) and most flags, not as many objects in the solar system, and a lot of other things I can't bother mentioning rn

[dusky gust]

and im a mapper btw

[left flare]

General knowledge test gets lit🔥🔥

[dusky gust]

its a lil obvious...

[random solstice]

Like cartography?

[dusky gust]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[dusky gust]

idk how to explain

[random solstice]

Oh yeah, I know a lot of useless shit

[random solstice]

Like drawing maps?

Or looking at them… or whatever else you do with them

[dusky gust]

ya

some examples

[random solstice]

Noice

[dusky gust]

are they good

i think mt best map is the h.r.e. one

[random solstice]

Yes

[agile zodiac]

what year is that one from

[dusky gust]

1789

[random solstice]

I would draw maps but I can't do the drawing part

[dusky gust]

if u liked them, i post them in tiktok

[dusky gust]

i can

[random solstice]

I can draw, just not precise enough

[dusky gust]

just zoom

and u need to draw them on ur cell phone

bruh

i asked chat gpt some monocot examples

its an plant type

and it gave me Jaguar 😭

[random solstice]

How tf