🏠-general

[lyric coral]

Come to think of it i think I've seen the mars bug

I thought it was a feature at first

[tough marsh]

do you know what bug I'm talking about?

[lyric coral]

The rovers and stuff wouldnt show up?

this was in 2021 when I first downloaded the game btw

played it for a while then never looked at it for about 6 months so

[tough marsh]

rovers would show up iirc, it was everything afterwards that wouldn't

[lyric coral]

Rlly? For me only one rover would show up and then nothing after that, I just thought the game was unfinished lol

[tough marsh]

Oh yeah

I already forgot the bug clearly

[lyric coral]

Yeah cause like, the bug's gone

[potent granite]

Yeah like most idle games fsr. Also sry abt not replying for six hours. I dont get notifications

Just remove a T

Literally

See

[wise trail]

Which is better

Andrew tate fandom or sigma culture

[deft spire]

Both are worse than anything
It wasn't like that on the beginning of both tho

[bronze venture]

You have 2.1e98 Antimatter.

You have 2.1e98 Antimatter.

You have 2.1e98 Antimatter.

We already told you, You have 2.1e98 Antimatter.

You have 2.1e98 Antimatter.

You have 2.1e98 Antimatter.

[solar kiln]

helllo chat

[deft spire]

Nahh, i have way more

[jaunty cypress]

Sussy

[hexed orbit]

What am I supposed to do after I terraform mars

[deft spire]

Focus on entropy tree

And mammals

[hexed orbit]

Well I already terraformed mars

Can we reach other planets?

[lyric coral]

not right now, but soon (beyond 2.0 update)

[steel idol]

Why did it delay this update to 8 days later

[next gust]

This is sick! https://youtu.be/IQhgiL3TqYQ

[tough marsh]

oooo

that's cool

[fading stream]

There's a police funeral happening right outside my house

[fading stream]

hey

[tough marsh]

hi

[fading stream]

so....

how has existence been

[tough marsh]

good

you?

[fading stream]

good too

[pseudo pine]

this is new

[obsidian swallow]

yes

feedback is appreciated

Feel free to ping us for feedback on the Onboarding

[still slate]

Where's is it?

[obsidian swallow]

its an introduction for new server members that can be found here at the top of the channel list:

[fading stream]

Should I do it or can I not?

[obsidian swallow]

wdym?

[fading stream]

Let can I just not do it or am I forced to do it?

[deft spire]

I will miss a lot of fun if i choose only certain ones

[still slate]

Alright guys, im going, see you on Live!

[tough marsh]

if you were forced to do it, you wouldn't be texting right now
You don't have to do it, it's just helpful for having less channels to show up so then the channels you never use don't have to be in the way

[delicate peak]

pizza delivery

[tough marsh]

OMG, fluffy kitty

[rotund ivy]

yes

on the second picture, look at how elegant his paws are

[tough marsh]

so elegant

[rotund ivy]

yes

they're so small and round

[terse shuttle]

Damn that cat is way too cute...
100738/10

[rotund ivy]

He's adorable

[bronze venture]

beat my afk

[bronze venture]

cricket

chat died

[sweet sand]

hi

Currently working on some Beyond listing

[lyric coral]

56363

[lyric coral]

Why did you change your profile picture to another woman?

[sweet sand]

That's gonna be a bit of a habit

[lyric coral]

Y doe

[sweet sand]

That's a character, and I believe it's the birthday of the actress playing her

[lyric coral]

Ohh

The eagle was cool doe

[sweet sand]

I don't even know anymore

But yes I should've done a cooler one if I won Nitro from the contest

[lyric coral]

😐

[sweet sand]

A GIF specifically... wait till I actually get Nitro and then you'll see... I'm not really in the mood to spill the beans

[lyric coral]

You got honerable mentioned

[lyric coral]

Oke

[sweet sand]

I did find a Philippine Eagle one, it's from a source from 1897, around the time it was starting to be known to Europeans

[next bloom]

Logic

[sweet sand]

Ohhh that made me think

[wise trail]

hmmm well played image..
Well played

[sweet sand]

Well hello

[solar mortar]

moderators can we discuss the story in your chats?

[potent granite]

Yo

I just blocked zepplin

What happens now?

Does discord automatically un-block it?

Do i get banned?

Anyway

So what has everyone been doin?

I (as said in my bio) try really hard to create a vaccum inside of my fleshy meaty body to harness the energy and elements of the earths athmospheric protection layer. (A.K.A APL, A.K.A ozone layer) to convert into energy for my own personal benefit along with helping trillions of microscopic indiviudal beings stay living with the energy i have from trying really hard to create a vaccum inside of my fleshy meaty body to harness the energy and elements of the earths athmospheric protection layer. (A.K.A APL, A.K.A ozone layer) to convert into energy.

Basically breathing

What abt everyone else?

[inland berry]

tell me who, please

im doing that

it was because i can't translate all the chat

[potent granite]

Hi

[deft spire]

Hey

[still slate]

02:30:00

[sterile rivet]

What tree fanart should i make?

[pseudo pine]

GOD what did they do to this icon

from a 😀 to just 🙂

[sterile rivet]

It's watching you

🙂

[sweet sand]

Idk... which one

[sterile rivet]

IM asking you guys cus im out of ideas

[sweet sand]

I kinda don't wanna ruin the fun of having all the ideas

[sweet sand]

I don't wanna use up all the ideas

But tree fanart for what source

C2S? Other things?

[sterile rivet]

c2s

[sweet sand]

Hmmmm... Actinopterygii is something I've kinda wanted to touch on

[sterile rivet]

good idea

thanks

[sweet sand]

No problem. I have all my biological ideas for this game

[sterile rivet]

Can i ask a question?

[sweet sand]

Ok

[sterile rivet]

Why are you a potential Hydrogen man?

[sweet sand]

What

Ohhhh

HAHAHAHAH well I don't wanna get wooooshed if this is a joke

[sterile rivet]

haha

but really what does it mean?

[sweet sand]

Short for Philippines

[sterile rivet]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh

k

[sweet sand]

Alright I'm gonna go for a while

[sterile rivet]

bye

[sweet sand]

Type anything you wanna tell me and I can come back and read

[sterile rivet]

k

[thick mountain]

It just takes 24h

[formal ruin]

okay

[thin surge]

Man yall speed run these events lol

[still slate]

01:26:00

[thin surge]

I think Ebby is the most excited out of anyone for this stream lmao

[pseudo pine]

nahhh

im too

[still slate]

01:06:00

[sterile rivet]

im too

and btw its 1:01:00 now

yay!

[still slate]

1 HOUR LEFT!!

[sterile rivet]

yex

[indigo nexus]

56 minutes !

[nocturne prawn]

Hello

[sterile rivet]

Hi

[still slate]

Welcome

[sweet sand]

Alright

[still slate]

52 Minutes

[pseudo pine]

40 mins!

[rain glen]

2 minutes !!!

[rotund ivy]

it's so soulless-

[sterile rivet]

It looks like me when some talks to me after i havent slept in a while

[still slate]

no

[mint bridge]

Everyone

Tell me what was in the live stream

Me must know

O crud

[pseudo pine]

30 mins!!

[mint bridge]

It isn’t here yet…

[sterile rivet]

yes

[thin surge]

25 min!!

[rotund ivy]

omg, ikr?

"when a house gets bitten, it becomes a warehouse" -some random person

[tough marsh]

[pseudo pine]

20 mins!!

[sweet sand]

So much hype rn

[sterile rivet]

yea

[thin surge]

I'm excited to see what's announced
As far as I know there's not an exploration beta going on rn. So it's like what are they gonna talk about????

[pseudo pine]

civ 2 ig

[sweet sand]

Hopefully civilization or beyond 2

[sterile rivet]

In-tell-ill-gens

[thin surge]

I'm hoping beyond 2

[sterile rivet]

maybe the new events two

[pseudo pine]

i dont think they will do S2 that early

maybe like 2025 or 2026

[lyric coral]

beyond 2 would probably come out early 2024, considering its right after civ

[pseudo pine]

15 mins!

[mint bridge]

Beta for beyond phase 2 would probably be like around

Late 2023

Or early 2024

[lyric coral]

its gonna be big

[mint bridge]

Not just big

Probably the biggest update ever

[tough marsh]

I'm streaming a countdown till the livestream starts

[sterile rivet]

cries in the corner

[sterile rivet]

yea

[indigo nexus]

welp, 8-10 more months

[still slate]

00:13:00

[thin surge]

00:12:00

[pseudo pine]

the timer isnt going in the stream

[tough marsh]

wait, what?

[thin surge]

wym?

[pseudo pine]

10 mins hype

[indigo nexus]

10

[thin surge]

9

[indigo nexus]

8

7

[pseudo pine]

twitch is really far behind with the logo

[thin surge]

6

what update is that from? Lmao

[sterile rivet]

mezo i think

[pseudo pine]

meso or reptiles im not sure

5 mins

[indigo nexus]

5

[thin surge]

it'd be really funny if we got to 1pm est, after all this counting down, and they wind up running late

would we just start getting into negatives at that point?

[indigo nexus]

lol

[pseudo pine]

like the christmas stream

[indigo nexus]

every dev is active so i highly doubt it

[thin surge]

I missed the christmas stream, did that happen????

[pseudo pine]

4 mins

[pseudo pine]

22nd december i think

[thin surge]

3 min

[indigo nexus]

3

[pseudo pine]

maybe change planet x for something else that really exists, not sure what tho

[indigo nexus]

2 mintues

[pseudo pine]

2 mins

[thin surge]

2 min

[pseudo pine]

1 min

[thin surge]

1 minute left!!!!!!!!!!!!

[indigo nexus]

minute of 1

left

30 secs

[pseudo pine]

30

[indigo nexus]

15 secs

[sterile rivet]

wait is it on twitch?

[indigo nexus]

ye

[pseudo pine]

yeah

[indigo nexus]

5 secs

and its time

[thin surge]

-1 sec

[sterile rivet]

wait where is it?

oh, k

[pseudo pine]

https://www.twitch.tv/celltosingularity

[thin surge]

omg wait theyre playing the Planets Suite??? Beyond after all???

[pseudo pine]

started few secs ago

this feels like 2 hours ago for some reason lol

[sterile rivet]

Loved how they pronounced my name

not right, but very cool

[honest fulcrum]

Do we really need the dodo thing for finder of semblances secrets?

[sterile rivet]

yex

[honest fulcrum]

Oh

Damn

Okay

[tough marsh]

nice

[sweet sand]

Gonggong? Quaoar?

Recently there was news of a ring system around Quaoar

Also I don't rly understand qol

[sterile rivet]

Theres Orcus too

[sweet sand]

Of course there is

Not that I don't like Planet Nine, it's just a good thing inbetween

[potent granite]

alright

hear me out

cheese

[sweet sand]

Okay

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-gif-21664094

[potent granite]

ate some, was yummy

[potent granite]

Why does everyone post that when I say C H E E S E?

[sweet sand]

I like James May

[potent granite]

cheese

[pseudo pine]

quality of life improvements

[sweet sand]

Yeah but still

Kinda feels complex

Is this bugs and stuff? Or the afk quality of life

[pseudo pine]

bugs and some tiny stuff like open all geodes

[sweet sand]

Ohhh yeah that, thanks

[mint bridge]

James Webb telescope event is about to become 1 year old!

[sweet sand]

Ohhh

[pseudo pine]

what is inside of the whale tho

[mint bridge]

Omg

It’s Mr chubby whale!1!1!1

[pseudo pine]

it looks like some weird goop

or it just doesnt have any significance at all

[sweet sand]

Cetacean evolution, underwater life, there's all sorts

[mint bridge]

“It’s time for the main simulation to get some love”
Mesozoic Vally:

[sweet sand]

But if this is the first then there isn't super duper a lot of time to wait compared with the others

But QoL first right? Or idk

[pseudo pine]

i wonder what the release schedule for S2 will be

if its gonna be like some side thing every 6 months

[sweet sand]

S2 what again? Beyond or events

[still slate]

New whales!

[mint bridge]

I think astronomy will be out in like

Mid 2023

[sweet sand]

I need sleep tho

[still slate]

I can make the Roadmap the 3D

[sweet sand]

Wow okay

I think it will look cool

[still slate]

16_23 is beta?

[pseudo pine]

boutta ruin the roadmap for everyone: ||upgrades is not capitalised when everything else is||

[still slate]

What is Quality of Life?

[tough marsh]

cheese

[obsidian swallow]

things that make the game more fun to play without adding more content

like opening multiple geodes at once

[still slate]

Oh

[mighty shard]

Finished event

EASY

[blazing lodge]

@tough marsh are you guys still alive at AdNaus?

If so, can I get an invite?

[tough marsh]

yeah, one sec

[potent granite]

this is beta, isnt it?

[potent granite]

ive never seen this ever...

[deft spire]

That's the event

It's happening right now

[potent granite]

what even-

i have to check it-

[deft spire]

Lmao

[potent granite]

;-;

steam didnt tell me anything about an c2s update tho ;-;

[deft spire]

It doesn't need an update now soo

It's happening for second time, so it was already in game

[potent granite]

second time..

never saw it

ever

idk what event u are talking about

i got nothing

where did u see it happen?

[deft spire]

Check pins in #💬-cells-chat
There are all events in order

[deft spire]

Do you have internet connection?
Do you have right time and date?
Do you updated the game to the latest version for 100% and if so, check if you aren't in beta

Right under simulation selection you can see the event button

[potent granite]

yes yes and yes.

[deft spire]

Weird

[potent granite]

yeah

im not in beta

weird

[sterile rivet]

what did you do akechi?

[pseudo pine]

ppeople put that in their bio for fun

[inland berry]

!ban 912777692447907851 creepypasta

[balmy trout]

Banned Geomancer#1139 (Case #2007) (user notified with a direct message)

[fading stream]

what did Geomancer do?

[novel tangle]

hi

[pseudo pine]

something about the us government doing chil- trafficking

[fading stream]

ooooooooohhhhhhhh, weirdo

[fading stream]

hi!

[pseudo pine]

and also being a weird copypasta

[fading stream]

Welcome to the Cell to Singularity Discord!

[fading stream]

copypasta? did you do that on purpose?

[novel tangle]

i have literally been here for almkst 3 years XD

almost

[fading stream]

rip

[fading stream]

I've never seen you or heard about you before

[novel tangle]

actually if i wouldnt have played c2s i wouldve never heard of discord

[novel tangle]

im very dead

[fading stream]

lemme guess, you've not been on this sever for a very long time?

[novel tangle]

i used to be alive but back then i had no absolute experience with social media and was just acting like a kid 💀

[fading stream]

huh

[novel tangle]

lemme see for a sec

#💬-cells-chat message

this was my last message

i only sent O N E message

[fading stream]

bro 💀

lemme guess

you want to become active again 👀

or are you just visting old channel?

[novel tangle]

youre RIGHT!

[tough marsh]

it do be like that with everyone's first time on a social platform

[fading stream]

yep, like me

[fading stream]

When I came onto here, I tried to DM the devs about a bug 💀

Heck, the only reason I'm on here was because of that bug

[fading stream]

bro it was something like 2 years ago 💀

Anyways I've been on here since

and I have a pretty high rank thing here

I aspire to one day be in the top ten

[tough marsh]

the rankings from being active?

[fading stream]

The ranks that I think you get for chatting

I'm 38 I think

in ranks

[novel tangle]

The first message I sent

[feral zinc]

SirH#7157

1. @deft spire: level 85 (356,378 xp)
2. @inland berry: level 71 (247,505 xp)
3. @split bison: level 64 (202,725 xp)
4. @opaque drum: level 60 (179,232 xp)
5. @tough marsh: level 60 (175,510 xp)
6. @fallow sun: level 55 (149,965 xp)
7. @wise trail: level 53 (139,758 xp)
8. @ionic yew: level 52 (133,901 xp)
9. @lyric coral: level 52 (130,211 xp)
10. @empty flint: level 50 (125,077 xp)

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[novel tangle]

Was a DM with LUNCH

[tough marsh]

damn, I've fallen behind

[tough marsh]

smh

[novel tangle]

It was abt how good the game was lmao

[tough marsh]

fair enough

[novel tangle]

I deleted it tho 👍

[tough marsh]

pfft, poor Lunch getting a ghost message

[fading stream]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[novel tangle]

Wait

[wind fractal]

🏆 Top 25 users of #1008130971201191987:

Counting Leaderboard

🥇 @deft spire, score: 10,069
🥈 @sweet sand, score: 9,271
🥉 @floral mauve, score: 7,318
4th @magic sparrow, score: 3,745
5th @still slate, score: 3,618
6th @sterile rivet, score: 3,547
7th @lyric coral, score: 2,897
8th @inland stirrup, score: 2,198
9th @modern pumice, score: 1,863
10th @opaque drum, score: 1,429
11th @next gust, score: 1,405
12th @wise trail, score: 1,368
13th @spare socket, score: 1,143
14th @keen vigil, score: 934
15th @south cairn, score: 859
16th @torn bobcat, score: 599
17th @torn palm, score: 349
18th @round crypt, score: 344
19th @fallow sun, score: 305
20th @pseudo pine, score: 220
21st @buoyant kindle, score: 218
22nd @lofty jewel, score: 178
23rd @bleak pagoda, score: 163
24th @restive leaf, score: 161
25th @cyan gull, score: 134

Feb 10, 2023, 10:07 PM

[novel tangle]

what the actual fuck

It do take some time to realize you were sirh

[sterile rivet]

need... to... count...

[fading stream]

Let's go!!!

[novel tangle]

WAIT THERE A COUNTING CHANNEL?

[fading stream]

I'm in the second page of the leaderboard

[fading stream]

yep

[novel tangle]

what else have i missed

[tough marsh]

Is there something about me that's special?

[sterile rivet]

the plant Vs insects contest

[fading stream]

!hackuser_The Title Dubbether

[tough marsh]

6 special events that are repeated in order in-game

[novel tangle]

i m doing that

[novel tangle]

ik that

[sterile rivet]

it ended like a month ago

the contest

[novel tangle]

wdym

[tough marsh]

the plants vs insects contest

[sterile rivet]

the contest ended a month ago

[pseudo pine]

one month and ten days

[novel tangle]

dont you mean the coevolution bees and flowers event shit

[sterile rivet]

i won the plant one 🙂

[sterile rivet]

NOoooOOOOoOoo

[novel tangle]

oh god

[tough marsh]

that's the in-game event, we're talking about a contest of who can make the better fan tree for insects or plants

[fading stream]

!banuser_sirH

HMMMMMMMMM

gonna need to do some research lol

[sterile rivet]

check the events #team-plants #team-insects #tech-tree-art-contest

[novel tangle]

so this basically the same as

caniformes feliformes?

[sterile rivet]

yex

[novel tangle]

contest?

[sterile rivet]

i think so

[novel tangle]

ok thanks

[pseudo pine]

it wasnt a fight between two teams tho

it was the top 2 of both temas

[sterile rivet]

more like a 'i prefer _______'

[fading stream]

!banuser_Le_Friendly_Space_Enthusiast

👀

[novel tangle]

man its been such a long time since i havent seen the roadmap

wait tf

dodo ghost hunt???

[mint bridge]

So uh

Interplanetary mining is gone?

[pseudo pine]

could change

or be after beyond prestige

[rotund ivy]

i leave for one hour and someone is already banned

giuys

i have a very important announcement

i'm rank 69 😩

[sterile rivet]

noice

[tough marsh]

you shall never talk again

[fallow finch]

I just realized the computer lunch dab easter egg got removed.

[tough marsh]

good

[rotund ivy]

why

[tough marsh]

because you must stay at rank 69

[mint bridge]

Puss in boots the last wish is probably the best animated film we got in Several years tbh

[tough marsh]

I still need to go watch it

is it still in theaters or has it been out for a while now?

[mint bridge]

It’s been out for like a month or 2

And it already got nominated for the oscars

[tough marsh]

damn

[mint bridge]

Btw Uh

Am I the only one who’s gotten…

Sentimental when playing cells?

Especially during a nostalgic version of cells

Emotions overflow my brain cuz even tho it’s been 3 years
3 years is still a while

[sterile rivet]

i remeber playing in the dentist waiting room so exited with meso

memories...

[sterile rivet]

i, mean, alternativly (idk how to write it) someone could just pass them

[tough marsh]

true

[potent granite]

Does anyone know where this is from

I found it saved to my tablet

I posted it in #😂-memes bc it fit well with a recent post

But idk where it came from

[fading stream]

Da heck is that?

[potent granite]

Yes

I agree

[fading stream]

I watched it and it's pretty cringe

[tough marsh]

you're cringe

[potent granite]

Relax everyone

[tough marsh]

how dare you insult a movie I want to watch

[potent granite]

we are all cringe

[tough marsh]

nah, I'm based

[fading stream]

How dare you threaten me just because I'm telling you my opinion of the movie 😤😤😤

Lol

[potent granite]

except for the title dubbether. He is not like the other girls

[tough marsh]

[mint bridge]

PIB the last wish hater detected
Opinion automatically invalid

[potent granite]

Lol

[potent granite]

😦

[potent granite]

What does that have to do with anything bruh-

[fading stream]

The movie is extremely cringe, I can't even watch it

It's horrible

[tough marsh]

you're horrible

[potent granite]

Wow you and the movie had something in common.

Interesting

[mint bridge]

+50 Cells social credits

[potent granite]

Lol

Also,

[fading stream]

EEEEEE

[potent granite]

If the movie is so cringe,

You can't watch it,

That means you haven't watched it

Bc u cant

So how do u know its cringe?

Hmmmmmmmmm?

[fading stream]

I tried too, but quit as soon as I saw the intro sequence

I was forced to watch it though

[mint bridge]

Bro didn’t even watch the whole movie 💀

[fading stream]

Last week

With my friends

[potent granite]

Like you have friends

[fading stream]

Because "the movie is soooo good"

[potent granite]

No one's gonna believe that

Lmao

[fading stream]

Yeah

Well it's my opinion

[potent granite]

Keeps using screenshots

[sterile rivet]

slam EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[fading stream]

So I'll just live with it

So leave me alone

[potent granite]

I just find it funny how my guy has such a low IQ (intelligence quotient) that he doesn't have an attention span long enough to watch a movie without saying "nah"

Lol

[fading stream]

I'm pretty sure that's just bullying

[potent granite]

I mean you've been calling everyone cringe and horrible

So

Yk

[tough marsh]

@potent granite you're going a little far

I was just doing "uno reverse" jokes

[fading stream]

I mean, you did it first

[potent granite]

Ig

Sry

[tough marsh]

both of you

[potent granite]

I get mad easier late

[mint bridge]

We need Cells to singularity the movie tbh

[potent granite]

And I haven't slept in hours

[potent granite]

Bro omg yes

That sounds awesome

[tough marsh]

We live in it, it's called the universe

[potent granite]

Lol

Fair enough

[fading stream]

Me after existing

[potent granite]

A very long movie tho

[fading stream]

Existing is painful

[potent granite]

True

Also I hate roblox memes

[mint bridge]

The fight scene with Archie and Gigantosaurus was probably the best battle in movie history
I cried so much when Gigantosaurus was about to kill Archie but then Archie said it’s “Archin time” and Archied all over Gigantosaurus
10/10

[potent granite]

I found this on reddit

[fading stream]

These meme don't even make sense

[potent granite]

So I deleted reddit

[tough marsh]

so true

[potent granite]

Right?

[fading stream]

How is this funny?

[potent granite]

that's why I hate it

Bc it's not funny

[tough marsh]

you could've just looked at different subreddits with better memes instead of deleting reddit as a whole

[fading stream]

I have a question

[tough marsh]

and I may have an answer

[potent granite]

There are no good subreddits for memes

[fading stream]

Would you want to see USSR fall?

[tough marsh]

r/memes
r/dankmemes
r/funny (not exactly memes, more of pictures of funny stuff irl)

[fading stream]

LEBRANSUM!!!

[potent granite]

Yeah it tried thoee

[novel tangle]

what dat

[potent granite]

Couldn't find anything funny to me

[sweet sand]

If anyone wants to know the actual word, dm me

[fading stream]

Germany wins

[potent granite]

Maybe I just don't have a sense of humor

[tough marsh]

how old are you?

[potent granite]

Ig I could look again

Me?

[novel tangle]

lmao

[fallow finch]

How do I become a beta tester?

[mint bridge]

#💬-beta-chat

And check the pins

[fading stream]

[tough marsh]

are you talking about in your game that you keep sending screenshots of?

[potent granite]

Wait bruh u replied to my thing

14

[fading stream]

Yeah

I could do a scenario

[potent granite]

Anyway brb

Ima g9 look again

[fading stream]

Where USSR conquers EUROPE

1950 scenario

[fallow finch]

Darn
No more beta tester spots

[fading stream]

plays red alert theme

[tough marsh]

maybe that's why, you probably either don't get a lot of the jokes that are likely from older people (like not much older, but a bit older).

[mint bridge]

How old is sir hatty tho

[fading stream]

Probably adult

[novel tangle]

Me being born in what was once called USSR:

[tough marsh]

red alert do be a great game

[tough marsh]

my age is Adult

19

[mint bridge]

I am 15 years old
Yet I sound like I am 35 years old on Voice chat

[novel tangle]

officially an adult 👍

[tough marsh]

we're the opposite, I may be 19, but people think I am some 14 year old over voice

[novel tangle]

what the fu

[sweet sand]

You're really just 19? Whaa

[fading stream]

#📜-rules 😤😤😤

[tough marsh]

[novel tangle]

SKYPE???

[tough marsh]

see, comedy

[fading stream]

Rule number 2 😤😤😤

[potent granite]

It's not that nsfw

[tough marsh]

where? is that emoji I sent from that?

[potent granite]

Chill

[fading stream]

Rule number 2 says no Sexual content 😭😭😭

[potent granite]

Ok fine whatever

[novel tangle]

yes xd looks like skype

[potent granite]

But how am I supposed to show u if I find a funny meme, IF ALL THE FUNNY MEMES ARE SEXUAL

[novel tangle]

it wasnt offensive doe

[potent granite]

Ykw

Try and make me laugh

Gimme your best memes

I wont

[tough marsh]

the image isn't deleted, so that means it's not off limits for this server

it's not 'sexual content'

[potent granite]

Oh

Then in that case

[novel tangle]

ââ

[tough marsh]

except for that first one

[potent granite]

Ok it got removed

Nvm

[sweet sand]

I'm confused now

[tough marsh]

I meant the first one you sent was okay

[potent granite]

Anyway just try and make me laugh

[tough marsh]

the next one is a nah

[potent granite]

What the asexuals when horny one?

[novel tangle]

çòñfùśìòñ

[tough marsh]

yeah, that goes to a weird topic

[novel tangle]

man I wish i had my laptop

[potent granite]

Fair enough

[fading stream]

AMERICA

[potent granite]

Alr if anyone wants to try and make me laugh, you can try but I'm pretty sure it's impossible.

Jsyk I am genZ

So that humor is kinda yk somewhat funny to ke

[novel tangle]

impasta 🍝

[potent granite]

Dad jokes

[sweet sand]

Imagine if someone submitted "bruh meme" in the plants and insects contest and just left

[potent granite]

Bruagh

[fading stream]

Me after getting a piece of food stuck in my throat

[potent granite]

Ok that was actually close bruh

Why was that funny

[novel tangle]

man i wanted to make the cringiest shittiest amogus jkke

[sweet sand]

I took that from... well... somebody in MrBeast gaming stuff

[novel tangle]

joke

[potent granite]

do it

[fading stream]

DOWN IN OHIO EPIC MEME FROM BABY MOUSE OMG EVEN SIRH LOVES IT

[potent granite]

Click bait YouTube titles be like:

[novel tangle]

im dying

[sweet sand]

I still don't have a girlfriend 😭😭

[fading stream]

I'm never gotta get anybody

Cuz I'm too weird

[sweet sand]

Luckily I have this

[potent granite]

Same

[novel tangle]

øø

[potent granite]

Ok I'll try one more memeee

If u make me laugh

U win ig

Idk I'm broke

[novel tangle]

Guys does anyone here play ARK?

[potent granite]

If two ppl send memes,

The funniest wins

[tender belfry]

I'm a certified psychopath yet everyone loves me

or maybe I'm delusional cos I'm also a narcissist

[novel tangle]

психопад exposed???100%??? 6969420???

[tender belfry]

english.

idk russian

[novel tangle]

ok

[potent granite]

omg কি হেক এক্সপোজাৰ পেৰ সলনি???!!?

[tender belfry]

uh seems like Marathi or Gujarati

but still idk

[sweet sand]

Well idk. Guess that's me too

[potent granite]

русский ха-ха

[novel tangle]

at first glance thought it was indian

[tender belfry]

🤸‍♂️
🦽 🏌️‍♂️

[potent granite]

no non è italiano

[novel tangle]

о боже мой как смешно хихихихиихихиххихихихихихих

[tender belfry]

SPEAK ENGLISH I DON'T UNDERSTAND

[novel tangle]

overstand

[fading stream]

POV: you got spanked by your drunk dad.

[tender belfry]

i don't have a dad

🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏿

[novel tangle]

im confuesd

e

[potent granite]

মই ইংৰাজী ক'ব নোৱাৰিম মানৱ ব্যক্তি কি হেক মই ইংৰাজী কিয় ক'ম।

[fading stream]

Hindi

[potent granite]

মই ইংৰাজী ক'ব নোৱাৰিম মানৱ ব্যক্তি কি হেক মই ইংৰাজী কিয় ক'ম। মই ইংৰাজী ক'ব নোৱাৰিম মানৱ ব্যক্তি কি হেক মই ইংৰাজী কিয় ক'ম। মই ইংৰাজী ক'ব নোৱাৰিম মানৱ ব্যক্তি কি হেক মই ইংৰাজী কিয় ক'ম। মই ইংৰাজী ক'ব নোৱাৰিম মানৱ ব্যক্তি কি হেক মই ইংৰাজী কিয় ক'ম। মই ইংৰাজী ক'ব নোৱাৰিম মানৱ ব্যক্তি কি হেক মই ইংৰাজী কিয় ক'ম। মই ইংৰাজী ক'ব নোৱাৰিম মানৱ ব্যক্তি কি হেক মই ইংৰাজী কিয় ক'ম। মই ইংৰাজী ক'ব নোৱাৰিম মানৱ ব্যক্তি কি হেক মই ইংৰাজী কিয় ক'ম। মই ইংৰাজী ক'ব নোৱাৰিম মানৱ ব্যক্তি কি হেক মই ইংৰাজী কিয় ক'ম।

[tender belfry]

me when me when the me when the when me do the things that do the do when the me and when me

[potent granite]

Nope assamese

[tender belfry]

@potent granite

[novel tangle]

is it normal that i didnt sleep 2day

[tender belfry]

do u have lizzie's server

[novel tangle]

its currently 6am

[tender belfry]

unhealthy? ofcourse normal? depends on your situation

[potent granite]

Bruh

I typed ANCIENT sins

In a cursed font

And it got removed

Hang on

[novel tangle]

zalgo?

[fading stream]

Meet BoB, he got murdered by a murderer

[novel tangle]

the actual fuck is that game

[potent granite]

Yes I want to know

What is that ga,e

Game*

[tender belfry]

@lyric coral

[novel tangle]

PING ABUSE ?????

[potent granite]

Yeah I'm pretty sure ur not allowed to randomly ping mods

[novel tangle]

YOU SHZLL BE BAM

[tender belfry]

I'm not randomly pinging

[potent granite]

And I'm pretty sure orange stick person is a mod

[potent granite]

Then why are you pinging

[fading stream]

I though he was everyone

[tender belfry]

they're my friend that's for sure

[fading stream]

You didn't have to

[potent granite]

Huh I thought he was a mod. BTW what IS that game?

[fading stream]

INVADE POLAND

[novel tangle]

(sans plays in background)

[potent granite]

I kinda wanna play it

[fading stream]

Gorebox

You basically torture npcs

[potent granite]

Oh ok cool thx

[fading stream]

Also known as "goredolls"

There is actually lore behind this game

[novel tangle]

what the living f is the games name 💀

chat dead holy shit

[novel tangle]

3% battery holy shit

[novel tangle]

not that one

sans.

this one

[potent granite]

?

[novel tangle]

harold hitley

[potent granite]

Uh

I've never heard of that one

Brb

[novel tangle]

yes uh huh yes

[potent granite]

Oh ok

Cool 👍

Ima go play gorebox for a minute

[fading stream]

Me after waking up to go to school

[novel tangle]

goroblox

[potent granite]

What American kids have to wear at school

[novel tangle]

Gorebox motto be like

What IS terrorism? Terrorism is love, terrorism is life.

[fading stream]

True

[potent granite]

Lol

[fading stream]

Imagine

If

GERMAN REICH WON

[novel tangle]

I will blitzkriek your whole family

[potent granite]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOŐŒÖOOOOOO

[fading stream]

Real footage of Operation Sea Lion

[potent granite]

Alr bbl

Ima be playing goreblox

[novel tangle]

bbl.?

[potent granite]

Be back later

[novel tangle]

be bubblin

ok

[potent granite]

What did u think it was big black li-

[novel tangle]

bbc

[potent granite]

Like wtf

Be back cunday

[novel tangle]

cunday?? what the hell

[potent granite]

Big black cockroach?

[novel tangle]

nah

[potent granite]

Then what

[novel tangle]

without the roach

[tough marsh]

[potent granite]

Big black glock?

Cup song Intensifies

[novel tangle]

ak 47 magazine

[potent granite]

M

[fading stream]

Pov: you're 48 and your back cramped

[potent granite]

Hang on ima actually go play that now

[novel tangle]

Gradpas be like

[potent granite]

Bye guys seeyu later

[fading stream]

What's with the stop sign?

[novel tangle]

Back in my day a million was a lot. Now you kids with singularities and your duodecillions...

[novel tangle]

cockroach-roach

[tough marsh]

the conversation

[fading stream]

Huh

[fading stream]

What do you think of this sirH?

[novel tangle]

#weekly-semblance-questions message

why is there a random banana emoji reaction

Also you guys remember quotes in discord?

[tough marsh]

effort was put in

[tough marsh]

cause

[novel tangle]

smort fort 🧠 💨

[broken drift]

What month is the update

[fading stream]

Yep, breaking somebody's back takes effort

[fading stream]

IDK

[tough marsh]

you mean this

very epicc quote

[fading stream]

Lemme try grandaddy

[novel tangle]

how did you do that

lmao

[tough marsh]

> and a space

and a space

[fading stream]

The title man once said
[Baby mouse is sooooo cool

reeeeee

I like mice

sirh is a mouse confirmed

[novel tangle]

beluga sucks > this will be controversial

[sweet sand]

testing

[novel tangle]

g>gg

holy> sh

what

[sweet sand]

69420 > 42069

[novel tangle]

facts

[sweet sand]

68 > 66

[novel tangle]

facts

69 > 420

g > strawberry

gn guys

[sweet sand]

Good night then I guess

[novel tangle]

lkao

lmao

man its 6 am

and i havent slept

[broken drift]

Like this?

Also you guys remember quotes in discord?
@novel tangle F yeah

[potent granite]

LIVE DANGIT

[sweet sand]

Whaaaa

[potent granite]

Bruh how

[novel tangle]

good morning fellas

[bronze venture]

hi

[novel tangle]

hey alexa

xeker

double triple chicken whopper?

yro'ue*

[lyric coral]

?

[potent granite]

Bro u where an hour late lol

Oh ye also @lyric coral

Am I allowed to post th3se videos

That I've been posting

Like the 2 goreblox vids I posted

[tender belfry]

do u have lizzie server link

[potent granite]

Bro no one cares about that

Also I'm done with goreblox guys

Really tho, what is lizzie server link?

[rotund ivy]

it's a link to her sevrer?

*server

[potent granite]

Oh ok

Well no one cares abt ur frickin server bro. Stop advertising

@lyric coral

Uhh do u know how to fix this?

It doesnt switch back to reality

Also i didnt do this in the video- but the × doesnt work either

[lyric coral]

Well, if you have posted them and nobody said anything I guess they are allowed.

Id just reccomend putting a tw if its too bad.

[lyric coral]

Unfortunately I do not use the steam version..

Also I just read that conversation you had with Arroz lol, Im not a mod ive just been here quite long. @deft spire This guy's steam is crashing (ps, quarter isnt a mod either its just that he's a lot more helpful with pc than I am.)

There is a mod role you know,

You can easily tell a member from a mod because mods have a martian council role.

[lyric coral]

nope, sorry..

[potent granite]

I dont use the steam version-

I downloaded this from google play @lyric coral

Anyway ima go torture some npcs

[short pollen]

im working on it i guess i was bored https://cell-to-singularity.fandom.com/wiki/A_Coevolution_Story:_Pollination_(Recent_Event)

[deft spire]

I thought I was pinged yesterday and spend 20 minutes searching the ping

And he doesn't have a cursor on the screen, so it isn't a steam version

[potent granite]

Isnt it so annoying when your to doesnt one so you have to two your to to to your one in a way that makes your two to enough to two your to but then your two toos your two thats twoing your to too much so you have too one your two to two the to properly?

Its so annoying when that happens

[indigo nexus]

so true and so annoying

[potent granite]

Omg finally someone agrees! People are always just saying stuff like "who are you" "why are you in my house" "please put down the knife" "please don't k1ll me"

[deft spire]

I suppose restarting the game didn't work either
First of all, report this in #1010249890414202880
Try to not go to reality engine for a while, maybe it's just temporary

[potent granite]

Maybe. And i did make a bug report

[deft spire]

Ah right, just noticed

Anyway, after you collect enough metabits, try to reset and check if it fixed itself after it

[potent granite]

Mk thanks for advice

Anyways as i was saying,

[potent granite]

Like bro just agree

EW

Ow*

My eyes hurt

I tried light mode

Now my eyes feel like there on fire

Jk but it ie super bright

[deft spire]

@potent granite you're not supposed to send random screenshots/photos in #🏆-share-your-prestige
You should send here only game related screenshots

[potent granite]

Yeah ik... i was using it so i could chat. Like say bruh thats super far. (By editing screenshots)

Since yk it doesnt allow you to type text

I was cheating the system

But ill delete em now

[deft spire]

It would be deleted by mods anyway

[potent granite]

I mean,

It hasnt been for hours

And whats the point of having an hours old message

I ' m p r e t t y s u r e e v e r y o n e w h o c a r e s w o u l d h a v e r e a d i t b y t h e n .

Yes that took me forever to type

[plucky tendon]

Hi

[deft spire]

Hey

[plucky tendon]

How’s everyone

[potent granite]

Yes

[sweet sand]

I'm at a really good store rn

[potent granite]

I agree

[plucky tendon]

Ok

[deft spire]

Fine
Still laying in bed

[potent granite]

Yep

[plucky tendon]

brings out shotgun

[potent granite]

||b r i n g s o u t m k 4 7||

[plucky tendon]

brings out a minigun

[potent granite]

brings out cringe

[plucky tendon]

UNO reverse

[tough marsh]

this is some weird ass convo

[potent granite]

gunifies cringe

uno reverse again

[plucky tendon]

@tough marsh deal with it

[potent granite]

@tough marsh deal with it

[plucky tendon]

UNO reverse and block

[potent granite]

Uno reverse shield with power of forty two quadorodecillion

[tough marsh]

[plucky tendon]

Starless night sword with a power ok 666666666666666666666699999999999999999999

HA

I win!

yaaaaaaaaay

[sweet sand]

Btw was slowmo in counting disabled for a little bit or did i just glitch

[potent granite]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[plucky tendon]

No

[potent granite]

+45793247509732475092734702957234775097347507932427592347573290475 damage

Cai wins

[plucky tendon]

Infinite stone x6 +§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ damage

I win

[tough marsh]

glitch

[potent granite]

Bruh

[plucky tendon]

Hi @tough marsh

[sweet sand]

Yeah that happens

[potent granite]

I was typing something,

But it got removed

[tough marsh]

👋

[plucky tendon]

How you doing

[potent granite]

ITS NOT EVEN INNAPROPRIATE

Ok hang on

[deft spire]

Discord is just broken

[tough marsh]

tired

[plucky tendon]

Ok Same I just woke up

[potent granite]

Bruh

Tried to private dm u the message

Couldnt do that

What the heck

[plucky tendon]

@potent granite deal with it

[potent granite]

@plucky tendon no u

[plucky tendon]

No u

[potent granite]

+1039 emotional damage

I win

[potent granite]

No h

U*

[plucky tendon]

Cope seeeth mould

[potent granite]

Mmmmmmm tasty

[plucky tendon]

+§§§§§§§§§§§ damage

[potent granite]

ANGH

[plucky tendon]

What is 2+2

[potent granite]

24

[plucky tendon]

No

[potent granite]

Yes

[plucky tendon]

It’s fish

[potent granite]

Yes

Wait no

Its 24

[plucky tendon]

Count the peters in fish

[potent granite]

Hmmm

HOLY FISH YOUR RIGHT

[plucky tendon]

It’s 4

[potent granite]

No its 24

[plucky tendon]

Looses 30000000 iq moment to a dumbass

[potent granite]

Yes

[plucky tendon]

SKIKE

[potent granite]

Yes

Also you couldve just said thirty million

You didnt have to type 30000000

[plucky tendon]

Gains §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ iq

[potent granite]

Yes

[tough marsh]

can y'all just have something less weird of a conversation before I go to bed?

[plucky tendon]

Ok

[potent granite]

Yes

[plucky tendon]

Dab on your dads with a baseball bat

[potent granite]

Yes

[plucky tendon]

I’m lazy

[potent granite]

Yes

[plucky tendon]

I just went from level 1 to level 3!?

[potent granite]

Yes

[plucky tendon]

Check bot room

[potent granite]

Yes

[plucky tendon]

Why are you just saying yes?

[potent granite]

Yes

[plucky tendon]

Crap

[potent granite]

Yeah

[plucky tendon]

Bye

[potent granite]

Yeah

Yeah

@plucky tendon y e s

[deft spire]

First levels are the easiest to get

[plucky tendon]

Ok

Ima go watch some YouTube 👋

[rotund ivy]

m

[potent granite]

n

[potent granite]

Y e s