🏠-general

[sterile rivet]

because they all comit stupid crimes

[rapid rock]

We dont use the smaller one unless we're travelling with 1 or two

Lmfao

[sterile rivet]

whats the name of the bird?

[rapid rock]

Show me ur budgie If u got one

[rapid rock]

This?

[lyric coral]

When i had birds i had to put one in the stupid bird box because it kept falling off its swing 💀

[rapid rock]

He doesn't have one yet

[sterile rivet]

whats his name?

[rapid rock]

Lmfao

[sterile rivet]

so can i call him dirb

[rapid rock]

Nah

[lyric coral]

As a toddler. My mom used to keep em. I don't have pictures 😞

[lyric coral]

Dirb

[sterile rivet]

i wish i could have a bird

[rapid rock]

I think we're gonna name this one something related to blue

[lyric coral]

Sky?

[rapid rock]

My brother decided to name one Georgia ☠️

[lyric coral]

Lapis?

[sterile rivet]

breathes, yex

[rapid rock]

That's a good name

[lyric coral]

Name another one Ohio

To out do him

[rapid rock]

The ones i named are: Rio, Ari and blueberry

Pet names

[sterile rivet]

maybe you could name it blu

[lyric coral]

Rio is such a cute name

[rapid rock]

He slammed into a wood door 3 times

[lyric coral]

I adopted a fallen fledgling that hurt it's leg once,

[sterile rivet]

isnt that river in portuguese?

[lyric coral]

Birds are so smort

[sterile rivet]

loved it

[rapid rock]

We've lost a few too

[lyric coral]

Happens..

Especially with babies

And windows

And got pans

*hot

[rapid rock]

Fan

And sickness

And fan

[lyric coral]

OH NO A FAN

That's just horrid

[rapid rock]

One of them survived for 3 days

Held on*

[sterile rivet]

he died in a fan?

terrifying

[still slate]

You guys talking about Minecraft?

[lyric coral]

These babies get sick way too often 😦

[rapid rock]

To it's life after being hit by a fan at Mache 10

[rapid rock]

He was an adult

Got the flu

[rapid rock]

Not an adult

Mb

[lyric coral]

They're like, 1/500 my size. I can call them babies.

[rapid rock]

He died before we got to know it's gender

[rapid rock]

I was correcting myself

[lyric coral]

I'll look at a 5 year old budgie and go "omg a baby, an absolute child"

[rapid rock]

Mc defo has fans and birds that die when they hit them

[lyric coral]

Oh yeah

[rapid rock]

They were 4 or 5 months at the time

[lyric coral]

PLEASE STOP MY HEART

THEY'RE SO GOOFY AT THE TIME NOOOOOO

[rapid rock]

They also learned how to open the doors of their cage

So i roped them

[lyric coral]

Yeah, had to keep mine tied shut with wired

[rapid rock]

:/

[lyric coral]

They

They can bite through ripe

*rope

[rapid rock]

Synthetic

[lyric coral]

Oh

(well they can still bite that)

(and choke)

[rapid rock]

Yea but it held up for 1 yr

[rapid rock]

They never did

[lyric coral]

(one time i pulled a 10cm rope from a budgie's mouth, idek where it came from)

[rapid rock]

LMFAO

[lyric coral]

Im just pulling and pulling

[rapid rock]

We used a hairband for the other door

[lyric coral]

I think, cats dogs birds fish or lizards, we have all said the line.
"What's that in your mouth?"
Paniked scampering

[rapid rock]

LMFAO

[potent granite]

Already donne the whole boost in 30 minutes

[rapid rock]

Guess wut

They are already shouting

[lyric coral]

Oh great

Time to serve seed to your masters and change their poopy water

That they always try to shower in

[potent granite]

What's popping

I'm gonna ping everyone rn

@lyric coral

[rapid rock]

Yup

[sterile rivet]

Controversial idea: mods should ping the number 31416 is 0&counting

[rapid rock]

Their father

[potent granite]

I wanna be on team plants

[still slate]

It's too late

[potent granite]

Bruhhh

I missed it again

[sterile rivet]

for one second i tought it was a tweezer

[rapid rock]

Lol

[tough marsh]

that looks so cool. I wonder if those are armor improvements or just cosmetic, I haven't looked into the details of the update

[terse shuttle]

I wonder who would be named dinner…

Oh wait

Nvm

Someone has been crowned…

[inland berry]

i don't remember, but its going to be very expensive

[sterile rivet]

they're just cosmetics, and now you require another artifact to create netherite armor and these cosmetics (which can be duplicated using diamonds and another block), which means diamonds are no longer useless after netherite

[tough marsh]

noice

[inland berry]

there are a lot of combinations

too much for me

[sterile rivet]

isnt it just 11 artifacts and like 6 ores?

[inland berry]

yes

[sterile rivet]

and 4 armor pieces

[inland berry]

66 combinations/armor piece

[sterile rivet]

though some are clearly superior

[inland berry]

and this include all armors (turtle helmet too) except the most basic

[sterile rivet]

btw they're called 'trims'

[inland berry]

what is called trim?

[sterile rivet]

but don't we all use netherite only past a certain point

[sterile rivet]

the cosmethic i think

smithing trims

[inland berry]

ah, i don't know

the new smithing table too

[sterile rivet]

and it doesn't work on leather

[inland berry]

exactly, but leather has colors

[sterile rivet]

they need to rework the ui tho

[sterile rivet]

cowlores*

[inland berry]

its not bad for the first snapshot

[sterile rivet]

yea

[inland berry]

big change

[sterile rivet]

great one too

thought some people are gonna be pissed @ the new netherite recipe

[thorn void]

what game are you talking about ?

[sterile rivet]

Minecraft

[thorn void]

oh ok tks

[sterile rivet]

I just wanted to share this with someone: so these some photos that i took today:

[round crypt]

That makes me sad

Everything here is

Cold

And brown

And gray

[sterile rivet]

what is brown?

[round crypt]

I miss the plants

[sterile rivet]

oh

[round crypt]

I want spring 😭🥲

[sterile rivet]

uh...

[minor narwhal]

I reached my 1st singularity and currently on my 2nd run
Is it worth to spend metabits to unlock this spieces?

[sterile rivet]

i feel bad now

[sterile rivet]

yea

they unlock new parts of the tree

[round crypt]

Ahh, don't. Seasonal depression is common place.

[sterile rivet]

which = more metabits

[sterile rivet]

That's sad

[round crypt]

Yes :) more entropy

[formal ruin]

Wtf

[deft spire]

You should definitely report that

[deft spire]

It's really worth it

[formal ruin]

Bro i Can buy ANYTHING

[round crypt]

Pog

[potent granite]

Hi?

[deft spire]

Hey

[minor narwhal]

damn, I unlocked it but now the new animal needs 10 bits

[terse shuttle]

There are more new animals…

The best one that gives the most is the feiliformes or smth… but they cost a lot of metabits thus alot of resets.

But you have to unlock all other animals in the mammal branch.

[minor narwhal]

Is there an order I have to follow later on, or do I unlock whatever I can as soon as I get it?

[deft spire]

The feliformes cost 5.5 B so good luck

[deft spire]

Definitely focus in left side in reality engine

And unlock animals as soon as you can

[round crypt]

I kinda wouldn't mind if there was a prestige to the reality engine

[minor narwhal]

oh yeah totally forgot about that part, thx for the tip

[round crypt]

I haven't played much main sim since getting the sub 120sec advancement

[deft spire]

A prestige to entire primary would be great

[round crypt]

Yes

Like meso, but in a more fun way maybe

[deft spire]

Something like this would be cool in my opinion #1015737697601605663 message

[minor narwhal]

Isnt the reality engine the prestige for the primary tree?

[deft spire]

It's like an upgrade tree to primary

You upgrade the primary here

[minor narwhal]

Mammals are way stronger that many of animals higher on the list, is this intended or am I missing something?

[deft spire]

Mammals are the best generators for metabits, so that also means that they are the best as entropy generators

Also, buy capybara as soon as you get 100 logits, it will help you a lot

[minor narwhal]

I dont have any logits, do I unlock that later?

[deft spire]

Play events

James webb event started today

[potent granite]

@deft spire what's popping

[deft spire]

Oh hey gorgonopsia
I'm good, how about you?

[potent granite]

Good seeing you again

[deft spire]

Good to see you too

You fallen down in counting

[potent granite]

How are u?

[still slate]

You guys want watch an SMG4 video? (New Video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtM0MuwOLpw

[inland berry]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-mario-no-spaghetti-spaghetti-no-pasta-gif-25409663

[still slate]

lol

[potent granite]

I'm still 8th

@deft spire I can't bother with the counting cause its at 80000 or something lmao

[sterile rivet]

Bruh im so tired i old my friend my brain processing power rn was of a meatball

thinking that it was a vegetable

[sterile rivet]

thats cote d'ivoire btw

[opaque drum]

bro wtf is that skin anyways nice whatever that armor is

[opaque drum]

the irish person was drunk while making the post so that makes sense

anyways, hey 3.14s! whail or helger here

or eax pvuhr

oh shit aegeon's talking

[wise trail]

I love Irish women

if there's a hole theres a g-

☕

[opaque drum]

ajr trying their hardest not to randomly experiment with like 6 music instruments and technologies at once (which somehow becomes great at the end idk how) (impossible challange)

8 devs online wow

not all devs tho

we missing the anna maria guy

[opaque drum]

i also said technologies oωo

i also said technologies

basically all the weird effects in the vid like

the weird violin reverse effect i think

[wise trail]

I'm in school rn

Doing exam

[opaque drum]

something going on with the voice

[wise trail]

but damn this is too easy

[opaque drum]

idk if thats autotune or autotune repeatedly

[opaque drum]

same lol lel lel

well not exactly doing the exam

about to

wait why are you

[wise trail]

I just completed first subject

[opaque drum]

why do you have the phone WHILE doing it

or is free time

[wise trail]

free time

12 minutes until english subject

I'm gonna speedrun it

no one flexes muscle with sunglasses

5 minutes

I have an extra subject

Remedial for health

😭😭

I'm healthy whyyy

I just eat 50 chicken nuggets everyday

it's better than 51

English starts

[stone stream]

guys

i want to download cells on my pc and still have the same progress that i have in my phone

[rotund ivy]

I think I am sick for the first time in 3 years

Wait, cells is available for pc?

[tough marsh]

yes, it's on Steam

[rotund ivy]

How much?

[tough marsh]

free

[rotund ivy]

Welp, I'ma play it.

Definitely beats playing on the phone

I bet I can get to the same stage that I am on my phone in under a week on the pc

I have auto clicker

[tough marsh]

use Game Transfer that you can find in the game's menu to upload your save progress which then you can download on the other game

[rotund ivy]

If only I knew before 😔

[rotund ivy]

Yay

I might do that was well then

Thank

epicly goes to steam

[stone stream]

thanks

[wise trail]

SirH any news on Archie plushie?

[tough marsh]

no news cause it's not a planned thing (yet)

[rotund ivy]

ARCHIE PLUSHIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ME NEED

NOW

ME NEED PLUSHIE OF GOD

[bronze venture]

chat hi

[bronze venture]

bro got no healing missiles 😭😭😭

[wise trail]

I thought it was like the thing on Dr stone series that is emitting a green colored lights and particles that would turn every humans to stone

[bronze venture]

nice

have you got the cube earth

if you do

[wise trail]

No

[bronze venture]

then thats no good

[deft spire]

Good morning guys

[fallow sun]

Gm

I'm just in time for a greeting lol

[deft spire]

\o/

How's it going Vladdy?

[bronze venture]

made a pfp for @Аegeon (Shadow)#9164

wait why did i

oh wait no lol

[lyric coral]

You just blurred his current

[bronze venture]

who is this everyone

[lyric coral]

*glitched

[bronze venture]

oh

[lyric coral]

I am everyone and everything

[bronze venture]

he asked for it though

[lyric coral]

Oh

[bronze venture]

guess what server

[lyric coral]

Yours?

[sweet sand]

Interesting

[bronze venture]

yes

[opaque drum]

dont pls

[bronze venture]

@opaque drum what do you think this says

[pliant fable]

my game says not connected to net

[opaque drum]

idk, but the bottom text has 4 characters

[bronze venture]

yeah thats correct

but try to rearrange the lines to form the phrase

me about to do it:

[potent granite]

What does it says?

[opaque drum]

my jitson thats gon take like 20 hours at least

[opaque drum]

bro stil plays arsenal :skul:

[fallow sun]

[dawn trench]

I tried some of the codes in #🎭-semblance but they dont work, do any work?

[opaque drum]

"view valid codes" owo

lemme guess you just took it from #🎭-semblance message this message

thats ALL codes, including expired ones

you need to send the command with /codes in #🎭-semblance for valid ones (self reliance is the how we'll get epic moments)

[still slate]

Maybe you coding dead codes

[still slate]

You need code undead codes

[inland berry]

it's not mine, it's a screen from mojang team

[opaque drum]

its apparently new snapshot

ebic template thingies

although i have question

[still slate]

Yeah new armors is Awesome!

[opaque drum]

see i guess how these work is like these trims are tablets of some sorts

now for the upgrade to netherite tablet thing dissapearing after the smithing i can understand

but for the cosmetic ones dissapearing tho??????

[inland berry]

i I have read that there are more that 100.000 combinations

[opaque drum]

like whar?????

[inland berry]

of cosmetics

[opaque drum]

tell me if a diamond tablet (the trims are crafted with diamonds) will be broken once you hammer it irl

[inland berry]

all armors + all materials + all decorations

[still slate]

Upgrade Tablet (Up arrow tablet) is Upgrading the Diamond Armor to Netherite Armor, Other Tablets are Decoration

[opaque drum]

i know that lol

[opaque drum]

there are 11 trims, 9 materials and 4 armor (i dont think chainmail would work here)

so thats 11x9x4

oh wait nvm

there are 16 armor pieces

helmet, shoe thing, pant thing, chest thing times 4 is 16

thats at most 1584 combinations so idk where they got 100k from

actually if we are talking about like when you wear them thats like

1584^4

thats around 6000000000000

wo

6 trillion

[still slate]

I will start Minecraft soon

[opaque drum]

soon™️

[still slate]

Yes

[dawn trench]

What is a "code undead codes"?

[still slate]

So, it can working codes

[dawn trench]

How do I accomplish?

[still slate]

I don't understand you

[brazen cipher]

does anyone even think why the jump of prices in events is too big?

[deft spire]

Write /codes in #🎭-semblance

[deft spire]

So you won't progress too quick

It's supposed to take you full 5 days

[brazen cipher]

ok

[wise trail]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4wsKw43OnCzoDqfhcxBvRf?si=zqhtXNArS6e8RExaHRvPQw&utm_source=copy-link

☕

[inland berry]

hmmm, bink's sake, no? 🤔

[wise trail]

yea it is bink's sake

Utah ver,

[dawn trench]

@frigid bluff did any of those codes work for you? the 4 DARWIN APOCALYPSE COWRIES REFRESH did not work for me. I entered them into the statue

[deft spire]

It's not supposed to go to the statue
And @frigid bluff is a bot

The code to the statue is ||BEAGLE||

[dawn trench]

thx, where do the other codes go?

[deft spire]

In the right tab there is an option "Redeem codes"

Unless you're on iOS

[dawn trench]

i am on iOS

[deft spire]

You can't redeem codes on iOS

[dawn trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-sad-gif-25488313

[deft spire]

Because of Apple policy or something like that

If you want to redeem codes, you need to transfer your game to device with android or to the PC and redeem them here, and transfer your game back to your phone

[dawn trench]

its not a policy reason. I play many other games with redeem codes. Idle Heroes for example

they give away codes monthly

[bronze venture]

you wasted your fucking time

[deft spire]

Thats an explanation i got from Hatty

That this is policy reason

Because apple doesn't allow this
Not sure how exactly it looks like

[fading stream]

The amazing spanking time of @deft spire will concur.

war has happened

#🏠-general is now a madhouse

everybody hates each other

death is happening

Who will win? (part 2 coming soon)

[mint bridge]

Da heck

[deft spire]

I have the same question

[lyric coral]

Op what does this mean

[sweet sand]

@still slate how do you have the patience lol

I just give up by now

[still slate]

i need be honest in this server

[sweet sand]

Hmm

[still slate]

Server rules saying be honest

[sweet sand]

Oh

I mean in counting

You can do all that counting

[opaque drum]

a newbie in the game and a newbie to english in a conversation i see

[wooden spire]

I have risen

[pseudo pine]

i really hope theres a stream announced today

[fallow sun]

There should be one?

If yes I'm curious what they gonna announce

[pseudo pine]

new roadmap, plant vs insect contest, civ 2.0 leaks and maybe some vague phase 2 leaks

[opaque drum]

kid named risen: is hostage

[potent granite]

@opaque drum hey

Random dog pfp

Lol

I have a question

Is TRC_Lizzie banned from here ? @opaque drum

[opaque drum]

fuck off

also yes she's banned

[potent granite]

Thanks "random dog pfp guy" ||actually not random lol|| ok

[wooden spire]

Wait, Lizzie got banned?!

[deft spire]

Why you asked out of blue
And of course she's banned

[opaque drum]

if course?

[deft spire]

Yep, hatty banned her some time ago

[deft spire]

Sorry, auto corrected it for some reason

[opaque drum]

kid named it for some reason: why am i auto corrected??!?!?!?!

[deft spire]

Discord is just broken

[round crypt]

Lol

[deft spire]

We don't see it, only you

[round crypt]

I guess so

Alright, makes sense why I couldn't delete it then

[potent granite]

I misspelt the whole thing, autocorrect you know.... I was asking "Do you like burgers?"

@opaque drum

Do you?

[mint bridge]

Yoooooo

[still slate]

Hello

[deft spire]

Heeey

How are you guys

[sterile rivet]

I feel horrible

lol

[sterile rivet]

I'm great

mainly cus its summer

[sweet sand]

Why again in this particular server

[sterile rivet]

and all the flowers are out

[sweet sand]

Nice

[sterile rivet]

so i can taxonomically classify them

its really fun

[sweet sand]

Nice lol

[sterile rivet]

and btw imma buy a flower today

[sweet sand]

It kinda is but idk I don't want the fun to end

[sterile rivet]

which one should i buy

[sweet sand]

It kinda gets boring knowing things. Unless you explain to people who don't know taxonomy

[sterile rivet]

fall's pretty cool, mainly cus the barbados cherrys gonna grow

[sweet sand]

Ahhh

[sterile rivet]

i really like learning things and i always got my mom to bore

[sweet sand]

Btw I screenshotted a copy of the APG IV paper. I highlighted the plant orders that are represented in ours and Rad's trees

[sweet sand]

Ohhh... hmm

[sweet sand]

Well... as APG is Angiosperm Phylogeny group of course they're about the flowering ones

[sterile rivet]

how many orders did you represent?

[sterile rivet]

yea ik

[sweet sand]

Do you need an explainer btw

[sterile rivet]

is that a software?

[sweet sand]

No just a reference material. Like some list or something

[tough marsh]

mhm, that's totally it and not you just avoiding their question now

[sterile rivet]

i think i dodn't put any rosales in mine

how?

[deft spire]

Good to hear
I have Winter break now so It's also good for me

[sterile rivet]

i'm on summer break

[terse shuttle]

Wat

Is going on?

[sterile rivet]

i think i put apple

i don't really rember

[sweet sand]

And peaches

[sterile rivet]

but i think not

wait did i put peaches?

[deft spire]

#🏠-general message

[sterile rivet]

WHAT?

[deft spire]

Not sure if i understood correctly but here you go

[sweet sand]

Oh wow... wow

[terse shuttle]

Amazing

[sweet sand]

Yep

[fallow sun]

YES

[sterile rivet]

its because i tried to put 'i'm great' but then it didn't work, so i put that and it worked

[sweet sand]

Lol

That's interesting

[terse shuttle]

Two emotions at once

[sterile rivet]

discord just wants me to say the truth

so again what flower should i buy

[fallow sun]

He is hiding something

[sterile rivet]

im looking for dicot tho

[sweet sand]

Anything that interests you

[sterile rivet]

that doesn't help

cus i wana buy the whole shop

[fallow sun]

A sunflower

[sweet sand]

Lol

[fallow sun]

But a sunflower

Buy

[sterile rivet]

but i've got R$50 (about $10)

[sweet sand]

From my tree... snapdragons, hydrangeas,...

But let's see what you can get

[fallow sun]

Are sunflowers that costly lol

[terse shuttle]

Yus

[sterile rivet]

idk

[fallow sun]

I don't even know how do I translate this in Russian

[sterile rivet]

neither i in portuguese

[fallow sun]

So we both have no idea what he said

[sweet sand]

You can start with genus name Antirrhinum for snapdragon. It was actually in pollination event... the tough petals

[fallow sun]

Snapdragon is a fucking phone chip y'all

[pseudo pine]

how is 50 robux 10 dollars

[sweet sand]

Hydrangea is the genus name. That might help

[sterile rivet]

omg i really did put peaches

[sterile rivet]

O_O bruh

[terse shuttle]

Lmao

[fallow sun]

Fr?

Poor kids

[sterile rivet]

NO

SHUT

UP

[fallow sun]

Lol why

[sterile rivet]

I iii ii ii i-

AAAAAAAAAAA

dies from stroke

[fallow sun]

I-i-i-i-iiiiiiiiii

[terse shuttle]

Midlife crisis

[deft spire]

10 dollars for 50 robux
The hell

[fallow sun]

At being 5 years old?

[terse shuttle]

Technically in the middle of life

[fallow sun]

It's 60 rubles per robux

[terse shuttle]

So it counts XD

[fallow sun]

Literal hell

[fallow sun]

Oh yes

[deft spire]

3,75 zł for one robux
Ok that's worse

[fallow sun]

So what's worse
10 dollars
60 rubles
Or 3,75 zl

Truly speaking
Everything mentioned is dreadful

[sterile rivet]

0,025 reais per robux here

[fallow sun]

Oh that's cheap ig?

[sterile rivet]

yea but i dont play roblox so

[fallow sun]

Nice

[terse shuttle]

Nor do I

[fallow sun]

Don't spend mommy's money on it

Be a good man

[sterile rivet]

breathes DID U JUST ASSUME MY GEND-

[fallow sun]

Idk, are you a girl or a boy?

[sterile rivet]

im a boy

[fallow sun]

Don't dare to say "I'm it"

[sterile rivet]

it was a joke

i'm it

[fallow sun]

Yeah I see

[fallow sun]

Genderless

Shit I decided to try white theme again

Why it must be so AWFUL

GOD

[round crypt]

my eyes-

[terse shuttle]

Flashbang in the chat^

[deft spire]

Yet you're a "being"

[sterile rivet]

disgousting

[fallow sun]

I am "something in between"

[sterile rivet]

so ur half inexistent?

or half dead?

[deft spire]

I clearly remember your pronouns is being

[sterile rivet]

being/ben

[fallow sun]

"something in between"

[fallow sun]

Ben

[sterile rivet]

or being/bean

[fallow sun]

I wanna be a bean

[terse shuttle]

Yes bean

[fallow sun]

My pronouns are put in my bio

But

I'll be a bean

[sterile rivet]

so r u 3/4 dead or 1/4 dead i can't tell

[deft spire]

Well then, my notes are updated

[terse shuttle]

Lmao

[sterile rivet]

you are be-an a bean

[terse shuttle]

So is Mr bean consider himself a bean as his pronoun?

Does*

[sterile rivet]

hmmmmm

[fallow sun]

Huh?

[sterile rivet]

in my desk there are:

[fallow sun]

Wait
Yes

Fr

I just realized

[fallow sun]

Oh ok yes

Nice

[terse shuttle]

All I see is being bean

[fallow sun]

Bean'm content with this

[sterile rivet]

4 dried petals, 1 dried leaf, 2 dried stamens, 3 dried stapels, one dried (plant) ovary and half a pack of cookies

[fallow sun]

Mmm cookies

I wanna eat something sweet now

But I ate a donut an hour ago

[sterile rivet]

i guess ur brain says to do-nut eat

i mean not btw

not what u r thinking

[fallow sun]

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHY DISCORD LETS ME DO THIS

JUST WHY

[round crypt]

flashbanged again

[fallow sun]

God save me

[sterile rivet]

STOP WITH THE LIGHT MODE

[terse shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

[round crypt]

why

[terse shuttle]

Currently playing around with 1G

[round crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/daladada-cat-crying-cry-scream-gif-24748831

[fallow sun]

Isn't anyone concerned about the font

[sterile rivet]

tu tututu tututu tututurruuuu

[sterile rivet]

NO I AM CONCERNED ABOUT MY RETINAS

[fallow sun]

I'm just speechless about it

HAHAHAHHAHA

[sterile rivet]

Question: how does a flower open its petals without muscles?

or has bean (lol) the flower working out?

[deft spire]

Why vladdy is throwing flash grenades all over this chat

[tough marsh]

what a beautiful font size

[formal ruin]

Guys

[sterile rivet]

lol

wot?

[formal ruin]

What its the New features of the 16_14 update?

[sterile rivet]

arono

[fallow sun]

My eyes are still hurt and I suspect that some vessels might pop

[tough marsh]

damn

[sterile rivet]

its reverse jesus, it makes you blind

[tough marsh]

dang, flash grenades are now reverse jesus

[fallow sun]

You are blasting with jokes today

[outer shuttle]

Cosmetic

Bee nanobots i think

[fallow sun]

Even tho non of them made me laugh, my friend liked one of them

[sterile rivet]

thanks i guess?

which one tho?

[fallow sun]

Well you don't know him and he even isn't on this server

[sterile rivet]

i just wanna know which one

[fallow sun]

I just sent him a screenshot of white theme and he said he liked your joke

[sterile rivet]

oh, k

[rotund ivy]

god save us from light mode

[lyric coral]

Discord in comic sans

[still slate]

Undertale comics

lol

[vocal swift]

When it snows i always think of this game lol

How are you doing?

[lyric coral]

Doing

Im yes

[vocal swift]

Good

[sterile rivet]

I'm back

And brought two angio bois w/ me

[pseudo pine]

Angiosperms are some funny dudes

they really thought they could just use pollen

[sterile rivet]

do they use something else?

i didin't get it

[pseudo pine]

after reading it after myself

i dont even knoiw what i said

also why dont you used the free boosts that came with the nitro?

[sterile rivet]

which ones? bruh im noob to discord

[pseudo pine]

when you get 10$ nitro you get 2 free boosts with it

[sterile rivet]

which ones

and i didnt pay 4 the nitro

[pseudo pine]

the one from the contest

[sterile rivet]

so

what are the boosts?

[sterile rivet]

noice

now i can hide my lack of determination for le valley

[pseudo pine]

e🅱️ic troll

[rotund ivy]

Rhe

[pseudo pine]

well im sad https://twitter.com/ComputerLunch/status/1618685485752131584

Cell to Singularity (@ComputerLunch)

This Trait Of The Week is #HeavyMetal! 🎸

Twitter · Jan 26, 2023, 7:01 PM

[sterile rivet]

why though?

[pseudo pine]

because a stream wasnt announced

[sterile rivet]

:< Vewy sawd

[lyric coral]

Damn freedom Nitrogen is still pinned,

[sterile rivet]

what is freedom nitrogen

[lyric coral]

Honestly expected it to get removed but oh well

[lyric coral]

🔪

I mean

[sterile rivet]

no like what is it?

oh

oh

i seet it know whe i read the link

how much is it tho?

(and btw 11 devs are online noice)

[lyric coral]

Like, infinity month freedom Nitrogen

And free bobux

[sterile rivet]

hmm seems legit

didnt work tho

[lyric coral]

That's strange! You should send your mother's credit card information here!

Do it now for free boobux!

[sterile rivet]

ok its 3141 5926 5358 9793

now where is the bobux

[lyric coral]

And the numbers on the back?

[sterile rivet]

wait i dont even play bobox

[terse shuttle]

Wha-

[lyric coral]

Shhh

Boobux exchange

[terse shuttle]

Sussy…

[sterile rivet]

141T and 162

[lyric coral]

Now run out of your home and kick ten children to death to complete the transaction!

[sterile rivet]

expiration date is 31/41

[sterile rivet]

my home is near a daycare so it's easy!

[lyric coral]

Make sure to yell "I eat cream cheese from camels" while doing it!

[sterile rivet]

done

tho im hearing sirens from some reason

[lyric coral]

#😂-memes

[still slate]

ok

[lyric coral]

run

[terse shuttle]

Uh Oh

https://tenor.com/view/wee-woo-patrick-star-spongebob-squarepants-panicking-freaking-out-gif-17867167

[sterile rivet]

im typing this running and some guy just opened my house

must have been why someone called the cops

thank you

now where is my bobux

[lyric coral]

Eat him! For a fun surprised!

[terse shuttle]

The bobux police

[sterile rivet]

like eat him or 'eat' him

[lyric coral]

Decimate his pelvis however you want.

[terse shuttle]

Who’s?

[sterile rivet]

ok

[lyric coral]

I am in your laundry bin eating all your socks

[sterile rivet]

omg they have nerfs to my face

[sterile rivet]

wait, no, no, no

im so sorry

bug

but*

[lyric coral]

YOU LACED THEM WITH CYANIDE??

[sterile rivet]

worse

thats where i

put my wasps shit

[lyric coral]

Oh the poop sock

Your mom ate that

[terse shuttle]

Lmfao

[sterile rivet]

yea that one

[lyric coral]

Before i got to it

[sterile rivet]

.O_O.

[lyric coral]

She's currently baking me brownies

[sterile rivet]

GODAMMIT I TOLD HERE YOU CAN'T DIGEST CELLULOSE

[lyric coral]

Why do i hear Nerf guns outside

[sterile rivet]

so... i replaced the milk too

its now bird shit

[lyric coral]

Wait hold on a second someone is at the doo-

Um, hey sem?

[sterile rivet]

its my cousin, he brought those to school

[sterile rivet]

hi blaisei

[lyric coral]

Your mother got nerfed and is currently covered in brownies and strawberry jam

[sterile rivet]

what are you doing in the washing machine and how did the bomb not activate

[sterile rivet]

i think that isn't jam

[lyric coral]

And your cousin my have gotten vapourised from my swag

[sterile rivet]

its

strawberry juice

[lyric coral]

Oh i ate it. Explosive taste!

[sterile rivet]

thanks, i hate him

[sterile rivet]

uh- what are you? kirby?

huh

are you kirbys sibling?

[lyric coral]

Oh yeah <unzips my skin to reveal I'm NaniKirby>

[sterile rivet]

huh huh

[lyric coral]

An now

[sterile rivet]

ok, i came in peace

don't]

[terse shuttle]

What has this chat become….

[sterile rivet]

DON'T pls ive got a my family

[lyric coral]

Boobux roleplay server

[lyric coral]

Not anymore

[terse shuttle]

Interesting

[sterile rivet]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kirby me already

i deserve it

[fading stream]

It means the epic spank of @deft spire nack will accur

[lyric coral]

No u must suffer

jumps into the void and dies

reincarnates

[sterile rivet]

Huh

Why are you still here

[lyric coral]

Hello I am Blaisei

I

[sterile rivet]

What do you want from me

YOU

DAMM YOU

I

I

[lyric coral]

I want jazz

DOES THE BEE DANCE

[sterile rivet]

But i have no jazz

[sterile rivet]

Puts the coconut song

[sterile rivet]

Oh no the glowing man

NOT THE GLOWING MAN

[lyric coral]

stands up and walks towards you

[sterile rivet]

He took away my angio boy

[sterile rivet]

Dont take my gymno boy too

Pls i beg u

No

The angio was enough

[lyric coral]

hands you a Sephora toy store coupon. It is expired

breakdances on your Gameboy

[sterile rivet]

Wh- what do you want from me you light beast

[sterile rivet]

But i have no game boy

Is this even my house

Opens door

[lyric coral]

Is this even your life?

What is real?

[sterile rivet]

Blaisei wtf are u doing here

Stop having an existencial crisis

THERE IS A GLOWING MAN IN UR LIVING ROOM

Thats why your dad went for the milk

[lyric coral]

clips through the walls and launches myself into the sky

[sterile rivet]

You focking faliure

[tough marsh]

wtf are you guys doing

[lyric coral]

How the hell do i know

[sterile rivet]

Now u die and leave me with this tging in ur house

Such a disapointment

[tough marsh]

you started with a joke about getting free robux and now fallen to this weirdness

[lyric coral]

finds your location and nukes your neighbours very cute dog

[sterile rivet]

And i still didnt get my bobux

[lyric coral]

*boobux

[tough marsh]

y'all are gonna scare away newcomers

[lyric coral]

It'll arrive in 5-10 business days

[sterile rivet]

Noo she had a... a... a... she has nothing tbh

[lyric coral]

Me when a newcomer arrives

[sterile rivet]

If im gonna do it imma do it in style [dresses up like sailor moon]

[pseudo pine]

bruh whats ghoing on

[sterile rivet]

:>

[lyric coral]

wears battle Armor

Prepare for gaymers

[sterile rivet]

Hands netherite sword and emotional support camelion

Ur gonna need this

[lyric coral]

🤸‍♂️<-a young gifted child

    💺 🏌️‍♀️

[sterile rivet]

🔫<-- a gun to ur face 🙂

[lyric coral]

My face: 🗿

[tough marsh]

okay, that's enough, stop with the weird shit

[sterile rivet]

Ok deletes myself

[lyric coral]

Honestly idk what to talk about rn

Uhhh the price of icecream went up?

A lizard tried to enter my house

I saw a bee die, it was sad

[sterile rivet]

I got new angio bois

[lyric coral]

Yooo?

*!

[sterile rivet]

Flowers

Oh, k

[lyric coral]

Yeah ik

[sterile rivet]

It costed 26 reais (6.8 dollars)

[lyric coral]

I transported all my angio boiis to my new house :)))

[sterile rivet]

Oh, how cool

[lyric coral]

I'll be shifting there in two days!

[sterile rivet]

Did u keep that one that i cant remember for the life of me the name

[lyric coral]

Got some new gymno boiis as well 😄

[sterile rivet]

I never saw a gynosperm other than moss and hornworts

[lyric coral]

The tree? No, it's two stories tall and can't be cut :((

[sterile rivet]

Ow

How sad :<

[lyric coral]

Isn't Christmas plant a gymnosperm?

[sterile rivet]

I live in brazil

We don't have spruces in here

Or firs

[lyric coral]

Oh

[sterile rivet]

Or larches

Or pines

[lyric coral]

Well get some then!

Pines are poggers

[sterile rivet]

But i prefer angio bois tbh

[lyric coral]

I had apine for 10 years :))

[sterile rivet]

Most of the plants in my house are very recent

[lyric coral]

Came the same height as me, left a foot taller than me. We litterally grew together

Oh

[sterile rivet]

Tho by the end of the year this shir is gonna be loaded with these clorophil co2 sucking bois

[lyric coral]

Spring is coming soon here! The angioboiis will pay rent with their beautiful blooms!

[lyric coral]

Yeeee!

[sterile rivet]

I have a plant that was born like a year after me! Now its twice the height of my house!

[lyric coral]

Woahhh

[sterile rivet]

It blocks a lot of sunlight tho

[deft spire]

Like always

[deft spire]

Just... Why

[sterile rivet]

Fun fact: the plant local to my house is considered a hurricane hazard by the us forest service

[fading stream]

IDK

[sterile rivet]

And the pollen is well know to cause retinitis

[lyric coral]

One time as a toddler i ate apomogranate and planted the seed. Im in a different country now, but i looked at the location through Google maps and now there's a pomogranate tree

[fading stream]

oh no

WW3 cts discord is happening

[sterile rivet]

Aw

You know what imma do that now

[lyric coral]

An old tree here, older than even my grandmother, was downed by a hurricane

[fading stream]

Snack and midnight snack have joined sides

[sterile rivet]

But with a barbados cherry instead

[fading stream]

the mods have formed their own team

[sterile rivet]

Brb

[fading stream]

and everybody else is trying to overthrow each other

this crap has really hit the fan

[lyric coral]

It's safe to say, everyone is confused by mouse

[fading stream]

by the will of a single man

ww3 is here today one day the server will pay

[lyric coral]

everyone will now breakdance and breakdown

[fading stream]

BRB

[lyric coral]

@tough marsh you're not gonna say anything to mouse?

[deft spire]

Wait when

[lyric coral]

What

[mint bridge]

Petition to rename unfold the universe to “Its Webbin time” for the first year anniversary of the event

[tough marsh]

shit, what did I miss

I was gaming

[deft spire]

Mouse creating ww3 lore in this server

[lyric coral]

And was trying to spank snack for 2 days now

[mint bridge]

I really gotta chat here more often tbh

[mint bridge]

What

[deft spire]

One sec

[lyric coral]

Mouse and his headcanons smh

[next gust]

https://tenor.com/view/disperse-lesley-nielsen-explosion-gif-13010485

[tough marsh]

My favorite part of the event was when the JWST said, "it's webbin time" and webbed all over the place

[tough marsh]

@fading stream stop being extremely flipping weird

[mint bridge]

…

[lyric coral]

Those last words though,

[tough marsh]

shush

[mint bridge]

Truly one of the James Webb moments

[tough marsh]

it's just the lore

[lyric coral]

.

Cow fly

[mint bridge]

I have the biggest question ever

Will the #904743145751859220 be reopened for phase 2 beyond?

[lyric coral]

👀

[deft spire]

Well maybe

[mint bridge]

The first thing Imma say to the black hole is “It’s Black holin time”

[tough marsh]

new things may open

[fading stream]

Hey

[deft spire]

Black hole said "May our paths cross once more, someday in the future."
So let's hope

[tough marsh]

then the black hole is gonna black hole all over the place

[fading stream]

ww3 lore is happening

Breakfast and his mod gang attack snack and midnight snack

they are very sucessful

[deft spire]

Wha

[tough marsh]

could you not

[fading stream]

the mods drive the snacks back to UK

[fading stream]

It's just fan-fic

[fading stream]

fine

then not real peeps

thanks for ruining my fan-fic 😤

anyways

the dino mods drive the mouse snacks to UK

there the snack brits plan on attack

meanwhile the mods were Blitzkrieg

they punched through mortis'

and wiped out a hell out of people

[mint bridge]

💀

[fading stream]

eventually Breakfast dino becomes evil

and plans on world destruction

as a final counterattack

the snack brits do D-day

but it fails

and the mods invade UK

so now world is in control of the mods

[tough marsh]

do you not understand what stop means?

[fading stream]

oh damn 👀

UMMMMMMM

flees to OHIO

[mint bridge]

Congratulations
You just received
The most cringe wall of text known to man award

[tough marsh]

and that's the end of the weird ass storytelling. back to something less uncomfortable to read

[fading stream]

I'm playing hitman 2

currently going on a killing spree in Mumbai

I'm almost at the central square

after that I will assault the tower

[fading stream]

👀 maybe not

[mint bridge]

Apparently Was removed because people confused it with

So it got changed too this

[lyric coral]

Fair

[fading stream]

perhaps the storytellers will rise again 👀

anyways

hitman 2

[mint bridge]

No

[fading stream]

no hitman 2 😭

[lyric coral]

Bruh stfu

Please

Nobody likes it

Everybody finds it wierd

[fading stream]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[lyric coral]

Nobody is laughing bruh

You're gonna end up like Lizzie if you keep this up

[fading stream]

what happened to Lizzie?

[mint bridge]

Da heck happened to lizzie?

Ik she got banned

But idk why

[fading stream]

me too

[lyric coral]

She crossed her boundaries:))

She ignored sirH

[deft spire]

Let me get the reason

[lyric coral]

And got punished

[fading stream]

spank 🪳

oh damn

rip lizzie

I guess I might as well stop story telling 😦

[lyric coral]

Yeah

You don't wanna be her

[fading stream]

but I could come up with some cts lore if the devs want to 👀

but not in here

[lyric coral]

Oh god man

[tough marsh]

well, if you can make up lore that actually makes sense and not some random shit, go ahead, the devs may even like it

[fading stream]

I can come up with a few ideas

[deft spire]

@mint bridge

[fading stream]

but I gotta work on them

[deft spire]

And let's stop talking about Lizzie now

[lyric coral]

I've been begging for Archie family lore for 116 days and got a very bad stock picture edit. What chance do you have?

[mint bridge]

My theory is that we are trapped by the semblance and she’s forcing us to do a simulation for her own enjoyment

[fading stream]

Bro changed my name 💀

[tough marsh]

yeah, cause you used my username

[lyric coral]

Semblance is the kindest ai shut

[mint bridge]

O

[lyric coral]

Ohhh god

He's litterally going the same route as lizz

[fading stream]

Memes is better

[lyric coral]

Word for word action for action

[tough marsh]

you do not want to associate yourself as 'my brother' if you knew how much brothers are lol

[fading stream]

lol I know cuz I have one

[tough marsh]

no, not like, "brothers being brothers," type of thing, more like "one brother is homophobic af and the other is weird af"

[mint bridge]

Why do I have a feeling that breakfast is the semblances right hand man

[lyric coral]

What