#🏠-general
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Then I changed my server nickname to bitter almond
Then I changed my pfp and regular user
Now I'm obsksbdi
*osbsksbdi
Da
Беебо
I don't think it's a correct representation of your name in russian
I thought it was Бибо
Yeah, it's not.
Depends on pronounciation all in all
It's either Бибо or бйбо
Бйбо how
Bibo
But the pronounciation is completely off
Bibliya
Bibbel
Oh god we shouldn't mention religion here btw
But it's bibbel
Nah let it be bible
Now I can call you by a Christian book
Yes
Unless it's the Jewish bible
Wanna know something more poisonous than bitter almonds?
Fluoroantimonic acid ?
Anyone know the code for the mysterious statue?
Ok
Pufferfist liver
I guess
Eduardo
lol
How to get level 20 cards in beyond (Ik this is general but still)
Step 1: buy 100,000 dollars worth of cubes
Step 2: Open Extremely Underpowered Giant stars
Step 3: You now have level 20 cards
Gonna be honest but
Giant Stars should get an increase in cards
810 cards with only 6 rares & 2 epics for 100 cubes is very underwhelming
And that’s at Max
Ik beyond epic and rares go up WAY HIGHER then Mesozoic Vally
💀
his face is exploding
Is James Webb telescope now 1 year old?
well
james webb's released on christmas so we already did that
party is over
The event James Webb
Aka the one with the music that kinda slaps
actual james webb
i dont think it was like a year already
i just
it cant be
the event started in january 23 2022?
like wat
witchcraft
minecraft
so true
also new wiki layout yayyyy
It’s turning a year old tomorrow then
the big space between the content table and the text is cringing me tho
this is a fucking question not a statement
just look at the fandom wiki, it likely has the first release of the event documented
FEBUARY?
i agree
lol
Ngl it’s unfortunate that nobody liked the first James Webb rerun
Because badges didn’t stack
Bro thinks he’s funny
"I'm exploiting time to try to access something I shouldn't, oddly, it breaks when I do so"
Dumbo: Changes time
James Webb: Glitch your game I must
Paleontologist Legends when the new beta drops:

I have seen legitimate complaints from people who have had their game not work properly cause they would mess with time lol
I like how easy they are to suspect aswell
One post they have let’s say 50 Billion metabits
Then 20 minutes later they somehow have 300 Trillion
when the devs ||accidentally|| add anticheat
"hey bank officer guy i am trying to rob your bank right but my dynamite isnt working can you help explode it"
😱
basically infinite power
it's frowned upon when you try to play it off as fair progress
“Yo guys I just got 2 quadrillion metabits in 3 minutes!”
wouldn't want your finger joints to start hurting
well
This game is a finger workout for us IOS players
wouldn't want your phone to stay open long enough without breaking owo
it actually recommends autoclickers on the wiki
thats why use the time changing gli- [banned]
there's a slight way you can 'automate' taps. I forget what it's called but you can have this thing that can be found in settings that will map out taps around where you want on the screen every time you tap on the screen. so basically, it's like tapping 5 times for every tap
but it's also a really shitty implementation cause it oddly falls behind somehow
O
I did that before
For fungi event
And I got 12TAPS!
yes I counted
I clicked really fast on one
tap mating?
oh,, hey, it's my paragraphs, however, noticeably been updated over time
Not like crashing the game
I meant like progression
mortis trying her best not to split a normal message into three
@mint bridge sorry bro
You good
is this a question
No
or a statement
Florida
ah k
I wanna say this makes absolutely no sense, but that plus their username is probably what made me make that assumption for some reason even though neither thing even makes sense to assign to gender role/name.
thats the joke
silly human brains
sometimes people just gives me feminine vibes and idk why
do I give feminine vibes?
for some reason no
fair enough
actually yes
I am male after all
blonde girl hugging mee6 bot
I still remember that one time in VC where a mod or dev was messing around with the beyond
dang, all devs are now women 
EW, GOD NO, NO MEE6 HUGGING

I ain't gonna hug no ToS breaking bot that gets away with everything cause Discord too much of a certain word to do something about the shit
Ngl
We need an update where the Singularity gets a Lightsaber and automatically breaks the game
:trol:
me when the lightsaber brings c2s into copyright conflicts
C2S got the high ground tho
it do be like that with disney
Gisnep
i was also confused when someone said "disney" like disney
i would just go "no1!!1!!1 is disnep!!1!1!!1 grrrrr breaks neck"
i thought it says Gisnep
my friend too also thought it said gisnep
there's jokes about disney's logo looking like 'disnep' 
Disney on their way to give you a DMCA for stealing a piece of grass from them:
disney on their way to give you a life sentence in prison for saying the word dog (there is a dog in disney movies so this is copyright infringement!!!!)
disney on their way to sue someone for having the name Walt (the founder of Disney was Walt Disney)
gisnep on their way to sue you for having a single hair ( there's hair on gisnep characters!!1!)
oh God, I'm going to be sued approximately 20,000 times
i'll be sued close to that number as well.
Hi
hi
bald people won't though.
Disney on their way to deny a grieving father from having spider man on his passed away child’s grave for “keeping the innocence and magic of our characters” (this is actually a true story)
I've heard of that story, it was awful
like why can't someone have something on their own shit???
yeaH, i've heard about it as well.
you only have 20k hairs what
i have one.
actually its a lot more
I literally have no idea how many hairs is on the human head
Around 100,000
dang
come to think of it, what is stopping that father from just putting the spiderman stuff on the grave anyway, how would disney even know about it? what are they gonna do? check every single existing grave? look for every grave that has a disney product, try to contact the living family members connected to the name on the gravestone and try to sue them?
ttrue,
you know. some people are bald not because of cancer.
by "cancer dude" i meant like a response of "people with cancer dont have eyebrows so thats that"
🤨
how do i explain this uhhh
no, i get it.
perhaps they're ancient egyptians that recently lost a cat and are bald.
"bald people wont though"
"they have eyebrows"
"ok but how about people who also dont have eyebrows such as some cancers"
something like that
no, I know.
thats... not...
I did the ' 🤨 ' in response to the rock.
true
nintendo on their way not making soundtrack vids so when people want to they get copyright striked
(not gisnep but is stil gofy ah corporat thing)
lol, corporations, they do be funnily depressing
Hi
guess the reason why I'm less active
status
Frick u
bruh
Where do I link my account?
nowhere
To the discord server?
hello
I have dead skin, im mad
Skill issue
There is literally a fingernail attached to my skin
why tf did vsauce talk about chairs if they exist for 37 minutes 💀💀💀
Same reason we have a theory Black Dwarf Stars exist
Also why is your name plain white
White ss a snowman
Showman
that reminds me of a certain body part
That reminds me of your dirty mind
This was supposed to be some idiotic face
Helger is kinda idiot ngl
is it the year of rabbit or the year of cat
Yeah, i made my own pfp
Actually I make most of my own pfps, and usually they are quite detailed
But i got tired and just made this
And honestly? I dig it
I want 16_03+ beta
New beta?
@still slate
Go to #💬-beta-chat and check the pins
Hi. I can't answer Steam questions. But I can talk lol
Nevermind
Lol
You found it?
Yep
Nice
I was apparently stupid
bro what the fuck the certain body parts are eyes
there is this thing called google and its a really cool website
the sun's white lol
even by straight looking up to the sun in a clear day it looks white
like a clear noon
with a very blue sky
the sun looks white
um actually my wifi is down im chatting in discord though landline
(dont look at it long enough however)
how the frick is discord in telephone
you dial 1-800-discord
I never touch grass therefore no people
Then why looks like red or brown?
My guy
New debate created
The sun looks yellow or brown only during Twilight hours
Due to the density of our atmosphere
The sun is clearest at noon, and if it weren't for our atmosphere itd look white
Or, at least yellow(ish)










Colorful C2S logos

Alrightyyy













Alright idk if this is getting spammy or not
I want a new update now
Okay
Tbh I'm not yet over tech trees
Hi
Oh hi
Nice, our winners are server boosting
More darwinium!!! Speaking of which idk who gets it. They said all participants but idk who
you mean those nasa images? yeah thats translated infrared, not visible light
i am technically a participant who didnt do anything so where my cubes grrr
Part1 is almost done
fart1
“The sun is green!”
the 2%
Of what
C2S Animation. Are you watched Part 0?
"all participants" so I think everyone who turned in an entry to the competition (I didn't get it yet tho)
Nope
Okay then. I see
Are you want to watch?
I do
So, Are you want?
Yes
ew scratch
bottom is aerodactyl
top is the terraria shark boss
baracuta
ew you(lol)
do you want to mess with a woman
whar?
No
Don't worry he's not a woman. He's barely even a man.
I know
Fart
hi
H
Hello
Hello
Hey... again
Only my phone has discord (I have a tablet) and I let it charge
That's the thing
Ten minutes left
How am i brazilian and only now know that jabuticabas grow like this:
Wow
Finally !
Goodbye Funus Among Us. We'll see you next time
Now for the Unfold the Universe event.
Yes
I have no clue what those are, but i didn't know how did figs grow till a month ago if that makes you feel better ^-^
I thought bananas grew on Palm trees for like 6 years
#next apdate
You can check requirements for roles by using slash command /roles in #🎭-semblance and you need to post screenshots in #🏆-share-your-prestige
Thx
Np
@formal ruin please, don't share fan arts in #🏆-share-your-prestige , thanks
Olay
Well im going to make the Part 2 of animation
Optical illusion
Only in OHIO 💀 💀 💀

dang, a flying car or a massive car. we'll never know
Why you name breakfast?
You are breakfast?
If so, can I eat you?
no
Too late
smh
Eats breakfast
Now you are being digested
name yourself something like
inedible breakfast
so people won't eat you
lunch is named lunch, but I don't see anyone eating him
Cuz he has mice in the sandwich
extra flavor
💀
proteins
true
i like tapas
oh
at evening and night
ok
so
civ garden 2

discuss or die
Civ garden 2 is gonna be SOOOOOOOO COOOL
Uncle what do you think of civ garden 2?
no words about it
Probably cuz you food
😎
🪳 🪳 🪳
well, but what kind of food is the question
hmmmm
bitc-
oin
bitcoin
haha I almost cussed
Am i food
is Forg a type of food?
what about spam, its a kind a food?

the providers of spam always will get punished though,, cause we don't like the food 
oh, in that case, we have to ban this gif
!mute 651370672911679498 food spam
Cannot mute: insufficient permissions

Lmao
Wow… that’s some salty spam…
Hold up…
“Less sodium”…
Still salty…
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Saw what?
@terse shuttle this
well, i made a mistake
Np*
wrong message
It's always arson time
so i am non binary? yayyyy i have a cool name identity
Your personality is like a male person but you act like a female
Just like how the floor is made out fo floor
"Your personality is like a dog but you act like a cat"
"Just like how fish is made out of fo fish"



guys this is 100 level emoji ulitstion yarosaru

mate
Don't judge a rock by its cover

stone has a pure green jade inside it
Oh wait did I say jade? I meant Netherite
the
This is so funny
asiopfdhjioaslkdfhioashfdaifs218709e
same
That is way to political!
I lost my sanity that's why
cracker forgot what logic is 😭
so genderfluid?
yayy also cool name identity
hello chat
Hey
Hello
pls kill autumn
Why
Tbh, most answer should be around Mars and Jupiter, not Mars and Earth
Yeah
Hmm yes yes it did
6 minutes have passed
Hello chat
Hello there
hey how do you guys get the sharks on the tree
is that solar smash by paradyme games
oh wait no lol
Omg
How to get too much entropy like you?
Last reward in calendar
the ??
Ye
someone gave me advice to buy the capibara when I was hitting the 3M wall : was no help at all bec the thing was completely out of my budget
i mean the ❓?
That mean you use your real money to buy them ?

bottom right thing ok tks
not at all I just developped my simulations using the reboot and spending my earned points. never added money to this game ( actually I almost never use the "darwinium" either)
if you develop this tree here youll get there after some time and reboots
is there a way to transfer my progress from the browser to the steam/mobile versions?
don't see a cloud save button anywhere in here
tried the top right button ?
i do not have that
hence my pm to get a link and go see myself 🙂 (had the feeling you might not)
you have a very old version of the game
same I got googling for this game lol
that's just what's in the browser version lol
don't use web version, its outdated
use Steam version on PC or app in iOS or Android
can i not watch ads on the steam version for boosts 😄
Nope ^-^
sadge
color blindness is a thing
where do you see how much darwinium you have on the steam version o_o
weird... 😅
oh it shows up when i look at the soup view not solar system
if you want a little amount of darwin, you can type /codes in #🎭-semblance channel
lol updated version of this game is neat i'm almost caught up
Sorry if i missed channel for this very quick question but what was the previous event?
It was the fungus event
Knowing Disney, they probably do that anyways

So I’m stuck in a point of the game because I’m missing 3 animals
I don’t know what to do
I need help
continue meso
more meso levels mean more animals you will unlock
it would be more birds
So more of this
I’m missing 3 animals
by meso, they mean mesozoic valley
The dinosaurs. You need to throw more rocks at dinosaurs
is it normal to have more crocodiles than humans 😄
Hmmm
Most likely, seeing as they are cheaper
rip lmao
Oops
@tough marsh Sorry for ping but i can't use slash commands (except the discord default ones) like /game, /link, etc.
And @ancient umbra have the same problem, and it makes linking the game not possible
oh, that's weird, I'll look into it
@deft spire found the problem right away, it's not Semblance. Discord's having issues
Ah i see
Thanks for answer
commands can't be searched at all for the moment
hey
Hello
I just saw the roblox link in the game, just when I am actually making a tycoon game that take some ideas coming from cell to singularity 💀
What's the entire team plants thingy about?
Hey guys how you doing
I started the game and just unlocked dinosaur valley
1-I am abit confused, am I sopose to keep grinding on primary simluation or dino valley
2- Are both trees connected in some way?
well, you can see it now, it was a little problem in the check
S
Same
who can send me handmade cookies?
Maybe
guys i have 1k+ antimatter
now i have aps/100+
wait why tf am i using the website
CHAT ALIVE
oh fuck
Did you just start playing antimatter dimensions?
no (yes actually)
I unlocked humans and information age
A message poped that "humans unlocked the ability to destroy itself"
Does this mean I can prestige now? I dont see any new button or ability
i literally have 200k 1 dimensions
more than that*
and yes i turned off night mode
what are you typing @opaque drum
ah, dont worry. thats just a world war and nukes reference. of course the primary wont get the abilty to reset while unlocking a whole new tech tree at any time soon :)
i thought you wrote a wikipedia article
yeah wikipidea arcitle about yo mum hahahahah
how is this possible
bink of an eye
I have 10
i have 200k+ now
I have 10
ok

wha 5 when wha 4
@obsidian swallow jojo siwa do your epic actress thing
!mute 752617686747316733 stay dormant forever
Muted Dor_Matti#5304 indefinitely (Case #1985) (user notified with a direct message)
i mean
What happened
what was the guy even thinking screaming the n word
"oh look guys i said the n word im so cool kid"
Oh
"timmy please just eat the fruit loops"
😂
he was trying to speedrun a ban, he even said, "ban me please"
which is why I muted him permanently
Bruh 💀
bro
to deny his wishes
well he was probably idiotic enough to think that was a ban
Didn't event let him die in peace
dunning kruger am i right guys
Have no clue who that is
i need to f||hi||cking uninstall antimatter d
people do be funny though when they try stupid shit
oof
why uninstall something you just started
i tried my nickname to it 😭😭😭💀💀💀
Oof
play the darn game fairly
@obsidian swallow this person attempted the absolute evil
yes ||actually non'tn't||
Hey sirH? Can you ban a word somebody used to immitate the n-word?
wanna dm it to me?
Iyeah
i wonder who that could be
how dare they
the heck's this channel
channel reveal????
trying to not play this perfectly balanced game fairly
the magical channel where we are aware of every message people attempt to send but is automatically blocked 
Guys if I call British people Britishers is it uhhh, because I've had some strange reactions to it
well, it ain't a slur, but it's weird af
we also use it to store our darkest secrets there
And it's kinda built into my vocabulary at this point
true
Mod chats are always wild man
just call them The British smh
i am literally trying my hardest to not crack up an n word imitation joke
How's that better 💀
because that's more common to be said???
oops wrong server
Not here tho??
neither is proper schooling, but you are aware of that not being normal
just say british
"the British" oh great do I have to pay taxes and farm their Indigo now?
isnt indigo a color
sorry, Blaisei, didn't mean to go that route 
Yeah, it comes from Indigo plant. It has some real history here.
why are they digging the inners of o plant?
Britishers forces many farmers to just farm Indigo and no food, so farmers starved.
To make stupid blue dye
saying I have anger issues? well, now I'm gonna be so furious right now and type a whole ass paragraph on your ban reason about how much I was offended by you
yknow what since i am so bored i am pinging the muted person
👀
resisting the urge to say some more american jokes
Do it
guess everyone ignored my id
they can't see it
quarter on his way to scam people again
luckily those jokes will be blocked from getting out og your mouth by the fast food meat stuck on your throat
lol lel lel
Freedom Nitrogen
@stone sigil are you attractive
I used the wrong combination, shoot
why would you even post something that looks like some sort of login, say 'wrong server,' proceed to not delete it, then be surprised that no one did anything with it as if you are wanting people to do something with it
Hey kids! Go to www.Istealfromgulliblechirdrlen.corn to get.. <checks notes> Freedom Nitrogen?
Freedom Nitrogen
the true nitrogen of America 
Oh great now the American jokes will never stop
that is the first instance i have seen something funny pinned in general
True
This Nitrogen shoots guns, reads the bible, and hates people while chanting about how much they love people
dont forget the nacklace with a cross
and the big tattoo of the reaper on a motorcycle
the only freedom your money gets is your whole wallet travelling around the hospital after a simple checkup
I like how American politicians tend to act like America was the only country that fought the British 💀
Like
Bri'ish
brish
The Bi'ches
💀
actually binary chess seems interesting
its like
every single tile wjth a piece is 1
Imagine just two kings moving one block at a time
every tile without a piece is 0
its normal chess except you have to remember which pieces are which
which is why I do my best to make up excuses for why I don't need to go to the doctors whenever I'm having problems
layout is something like:
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
00000000 (but 4 rows im too lazy to write the other ones)
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
imagine actually living in america
Imagine being American
maybe I'll leave sooner or later, depends on what goes on with life
sooner
imagine stealing the name of a continent as your nationality for a specific country
Imagine being from one of the wealthiest countries but not having free healthcare 💀
like make a game out of this idea you guys are saying?
yets
(yes)
the epic thing is you can even play it in discord messages!!2!1!1!1!1!2!31!3!2@7!11
Imagine calling the native living tribes the name of a different nationality
but you have to actually code a game
hospitals being private business do be something
lol lel lel lol lil
sirh casually speaking economish
Imagine having insurance but still having to pay copious amounts of money for the simplest reasons
Im getting a paragraph 👀
"w-well you gotta understand! that simple x-ray was a hefty job that is definitely worth hundreds to just do 🥺 "
so sad
YOU FORGOT THE UWU
the pleading emoji says enough
btw wtf is going on with Microsoft rn?
No.
skill issue?
SirH you gotta say UwU ornthe joke won't land
L
oh, I don't use all that shit, so I wouldn't know
darn parent
we have so many customers who literally cant run their production plants without it
cant log onto cloud stuff, etc.
oof
every hour can be millions of euros gone
the average conversation between jojoseis and sirh in 3am 25 jan 2023 (time based on new york)
so true
its always different stuff
but always very weird
but i dont mind, im having fun
I should've gone to sleep a lot earlier but had to deal with cleaning my pillow and the floor cause cat ain't doing so well with its bladder
Like always when you join the chat
true
Hi
should I take advanced evo as soon as I get it?
well, depends
when going to hospital costs a lot of money for a band-aid
a little alcohol from home and you're all set
htw this work
just explain xD
how the heck does an obviously true statement (and oddly specific) seem interesting to you
bane
idk ask ethan winters
mould
Still laughing at the word photosynthesis
potosintesis
🇪🇸 Fotosíntesis
🇫🇷 Photosynthèse
please
🇵🇱 Fotosynteza
https://web.roblox.com/games/10059951165/Cell-to-Singularity-Evolution-Island-BETA did anyone even try to play this?
Check out Cell to Singularity - Evolution Island [BETA]. It’s one of the millions of unique, user-generated 3D experiences created on Roblox. Welcome to the Galápagos Islands! These amazing islands hold wonders of nature and unique evolution opportunities. Do you recognize the face of a famous scientist in the island's stone statue … ?
In Galáp...
Yes, you actually need a code from this game to get a secret achievement
oh
@brazen cipher don't spam the URL, thanks
ok
I'm trying to get this game more publicity
because no one is playing it
@inland berry sorry to disturb but are they supposed to move cuz they r just moving in 1 place
I don't mind if you advertise something (as long as it's not self-promotion), but don't advertise it on multiple sites in a row
any problem, go to #1055986344414945290
and that is a known problem
Yeah, sometimes I wish I could see the logs. There's usually plenty of interesting stuff in there
well, there is a trilogy of interesting things in there
hi
see this is why i hate farters
Says this guy ☝️
I can imagine 😅
Ge bay
Co drime
Rat the Eich
:)
How do I get more of that? Do I just keep rebooting?
Yes
You sure?
You need to finish the tank and send the asteroid
This will increase your meso rank/level, whatever you call it
You can speak only English here
Guys?
Yes?
How do you have paleontologist legend
Mesozoic valley
YES but H o w
#🏆-share-your-prestige I think?
Prestige 10 rank at least 1
My god
I'm back
Hello again
again...
I'm kinda starting to plot my predictions/wants for future Beyond celestial objects
So far those are my main interests so yeah
Lol
nice job, mojang
Yea i was see this , this is very cool
Yes that looks... HOT
Omg baibey
Loved it
Aw how cute
It's like 2 weeks old
awwww
aaaaaaaaaaaaw
Lmfao
- Hand reveal lol
Lol
- @rapid rock🔫 Gimmie the pawwot now
No.
It can't even feed itself
Plus you'd get bored in like two days
no i wouwdnt
You would
.U.
U_U
I love them at this stage they act like drunk idiots<<33
And their legs are litterally 🦵
Did it body slam into a wall yet?
They fall down constantly even though they are already sitting
Important for development
Can't fly so not yet
Oh they don't need to fly
They just jump
Bruh one day it's gonna jump off your hand and flap violently
Be prepared cause it always scared the shit out of me 😑
I have 4 matured ones and 5 chicks
I've seen what u mean
Lmao
A few days before, one of the adults decided to use body slam
They grow so fast yet so painfully slow
3 times
Damn
In a row
So i got some sugar water and made him drink
Let me guess, you then quarantined it in the stupid bird box for stupid crimes?
Damn you patient
Well... I tried
Inside?
It got onto the ac
WHAT
His cage
I call it the stupid bird box (for stupid crimes)
Nah, i meant the one that all of them use


