💬-cells-chat

[tropic minnow]

It's in a secret menu after you watch all the credits

[forest anchor]

If there's no option there I'm pinging mods for scamming

[tropic minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/smash-gif-13700757

[clear zenith]

Dude if you don't want to be in the server anymore you're allowed to just leave

[forest anchor]

...I don't see an option

@mods scam

[clear zenith]

Is this a joke or something? I don't get it

[forest anchor]

Get this boy right here selling me the dream of selling my souls

[tropic minnow]

it was

he's saying he's gonna report me for scamming

[clear zenith]

the fcuk

[somber robin]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[clear zenith]

Maybe I'm the stupid one talking to a bunch of braindead AIs. Dead internet theory or whatever. I have homework to do anyway, so good night to any real people that might be out there.

[tropic minnow]

I'm real!

As real as your thoughts are anyways

[plucky linden]

What's the best way of spending darwinism

[tropic minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/annabeth-annabeth-chase-pjo-percy-jackson-hoo-gif-5839992845868330575

[tropic minnow]

augments/modules/upgrades

[forest anchor]

Interesting real thought

[tropic minnow]

dont spend on boosts

[clear zenith]

I believe you, but I'm just tired and confused in general

[tropic minnow]

i can tell

[plucky linden]

Alright

[clear zenith]

Pretty much any permanent boost is good, but Upgrades are more expensive than they're worth

[forest anchor]

Stop thinking real and start thinking imaginary 🤔

[tropic minnow]

what upgrades are you talking about?

[clear zenith]

The tab called Upgrades in the Darwinium menu

[tropic minnow]

That's just multiplying with i

[forest anchor]

So you can think about yourself, good

[tropic minnow]

cogito ergo sum, dubito ergo sum

[forest anchor]

Besides, thinking imaginary means being high and low not left and right 🤔

[dreamy echo]

1 -> i -> -1 -> -i -> 1

[clear zenith]

All right, I'm muting this server for a few hours so I can get some sleep. See y'all later 👋

[tropic minnow]

cya

[dreamy echo]

good idea

[forest anchor]

Robust in #💬-cells-chat!

[tropic minnow]

ah

[forest anchor]

Hello...

[dreamy echo]

i very much shouldnt be on discord at all rn

i have so many things to lock in on

[forest anchor]

Noooo Robust

😔

I understand

[dreamy echo]

overdue essay, assigment due friday, midterm on friday

[tropic minnow]

cant believe next year ill have run out of like 20% of my life

[dreamy echo]

the only practice ive done for that midterm is the part of the first assignment that i did

[forest anchor]

Good luck, you can do it 💪
You can Kasztan always heal my day

[dreamy echo]

not even all of it 💀

[tropic minnow]

25*

[dreamy echo]

aw ty

kasztan is the goat

[gaunt wharf]

@clear zenith bro

[tropic minnow]

Oh i see

[dreamy echo]

i must agree

[forest anchor]

Also do you accept

[dreamy echo]

wh

[tropic minnow]

you're like me, an idiot

[dreamy echo]

why ping

[forest anchor]

Hell yeah

The Creature

[gaunt wharf]

Are you spacenoodle?

[forest anchor]

💔

[dreamy echo]

yes

[tropic minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/annabeth-annabeth-chase-pjo-percy-jackson-hoo-gif-5839992845868330575

[dreamy echo]

i am spacenoodle

[gaunt wharf]

💀

[dreamy echo]

just check the other server

youll see

[forest anchor]

Why did you even ask then 💔

[dreamy echo]

why are you pinging spacenoodle (me)

[gaunt wharf]

Bros alt acc😭

[dreamy echo]

doesnt answer my question does it

[gaunt wharf]

@dreamy echo dude im actually kind of sorry

[dreamy echo]

why

you havent answered anything

[forest anchor]

Anyways my friend are forcing me to have a life by playing games with them so farewell
Oh and good luck again Robust

[dreamy echo]

ooh have fun

[somber robin]

Goodbye nimbus

[tropic minnow]

"Today we'll learn about optical isomers! For example: How do we convert the active compound in Vick's Vapour rub into its optical counterpart?" ahh

[somber robin]

"Today, we cook meth."

[gaunt wharf]

I have

[dreamy echo]

how

[somber robin]

Telepathic

[gaunt wharf]

Youre confused how can we fix this?

[tropic minnow]

ball knower

[fleet atlas]

bro's wearing an autism t-shirt in a period about cells and plants😔✌️

[dreamy echo]

oh i dont think im on the same network

[gaunt wharf]

Are you actually SPACENOODLE?

[dreamy echo]

correct, i dont understand why you pinged spacenoodle with the word bro

[tropic minnow]

where did you get biology, the inferior sciencee from?

[gaunt wharf]

I- I dont actually think youre @clear zenith

[dreamy echo]

irrelevant

[dreamy echo]

why are you pinging spacenoodle

[dreamy echo]

why are you booing me, im right

[fleet atlas]

wdym?

[dreamy echo]

/ref

[tropic minnow]

like why do you think its bio?

[gaunt wharf]

Cuz are you him

[dreamy echo]

genuinely though it would be so much simpler if you answered the question

instead of just saying nothing

[gaunt wharf]

Lets just move on and dont bicker over personal problems
Robust: pure power
Space: noodle gifted effort💀

[fleet atlas]

i still don't get where you are going with this😔 ✌️

[dreamy echo]

all youve said is "are you spacenoodle" and "im sorry"

that doesnt answer the why

is this confusionbait

[dreamy echo]

genuinely what the hell are you talking about

[gaunt wharf]

No. JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION
Are you his alt acc?

[tropic minnow]

you said the period was about cells and plants, ye? what made ya think that?

[dreamy echo]

this isnt coherent

[dreamy echo]

again, why do you need to know

[dreamy echo]

why is it important

[dreamy echo]

this is what youre doing yes

[gaunt wharf]

Then why do you have diffy personalities?

[gaunt wharf]

Everything is 1% btw

[tropic minnow]

i feel like im gonna burst a capillary with how hard im laughing

[fleet atlas]

both the period biology and cell to singularity i guess

[dreamy echo]

just explain more and be less circular

[tropic minnow]

ah

[tropic minnow]

period bio?

[dreamy echo]

that
that doesnt semantically follow at all from what i said

[gaunt wharf]

Just accept my friend req

[dreamy echo]

oh its about a friend request

[gaunt wharf]

What are you saying do you know theres a language barrier between us?

[dreamy echo]

no i didnt

[fleet atlas]

yes the school period biology

[dreamy echo]

you couldve said that earlier

[gaunt wharf]

Youre probably not spacenoodle

[dreamy echo]

which language, i could try to translate a bit

[tropic minnow]

yea but i dont think i saw anything related to bio so i got a bit confused

[dreamy echo]

probably wouldnt help

but i could try

he knows

its a long standing bit

[fleet atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/67-angry-bird-gif-6043271678546195943

[tropic minnow]

what in the mahoraga

[dreamy echo]

im asking why youre pinging spacenoodle because before you did that he had just said hes muting the server for the night

[tropic minnow]

the platypus of the birds:

[gaunt wharf]

Cuz uhh i have to

[dreamy echo]

why

why do you have to

thats the whole question

is there an answer

[fleet atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/pif-amoung-us-impostor-pif-amoung-us-impostor-kitchen-pantry-pif-kitchen-pantry-pif0855kitchen-pantry-gif-18651404

[gaunt wharf]

Bro why you said
"Im him"

[dreamy echo]

or do you not know what why means

[dreamy echo]

after you pinged him

yes

[gaunt wharf]

Are you pretending to be him?

[dreamy echo]

yesnt

again

i answered this already

[gaunt wharf]

Ts you

[dreamy echo]

thats your perception of me

kinda stupid if you ask me

[fleet atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-hell-what-are-you-talking-about-who-are-you-talking-looking-around-gif-18912193

[tropic minnow]

im gonna wake my mother up if you make me laugh once more 😭

[gaunt wharf]

🥀

[dreamy echo]

this mf is the definition of an iq too low i think im going to have to give up

[gaunt wharf]

Dude i DONT even know what youre saying

[tropic minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/ummm-gif-1105306683440534892

[gaunt wharf]

OH NO! CENTIPIDE SO SCARY🗣🔥🔥🔥

[dreamy echo]

clearly

im trying to be as clear as possible

but theres only so much i can do

[tropic minnow]

It's for science.

[dreamy echo]

now, last attempt

[tropic minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-be-clear-obama-clear-gif-11700609607757336242

[dreamy echo]

ill go as slow as i can

[gaunt wharf]

What are you even talking about ma guy

[dreamy echo]

you pinged spacenoodle

[gaunt wharf]

Just pinged spacenoodle and how is that your problem

[dreamy echo]

correct?

you said "bro"

[gaunt wharf]

Yeah i dont think youll be problematic after

[dreamy echo]

and nothing else

can you just follow along thanks

[gaunt wharf]

Yeah whats the point?

[dreamy echo]

now my question

[fleet atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/table-mess-lmao-laugh-gif-5126644939264248578

[dreamy echo]

is why did you ping spacenoodle

[tropic minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-eating-popcorn-enjoy-i-like-nom-nom-gif-11040065238845078056

[dreamy echo]

thats the entire question

[gaunt wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/smart-wisdom-wise-genius-vidvan-gif-3335272100863029968

[dreamy echo]

the whole 15 minutes

is that a no

you cant follow along

[tropic minnow]

wtf are those symbols

[dreamy echo]

oh ew thats definitely ai

[gaunt wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/tik-tok-our-brains-are-shrinking-please-stop-an-iq-too-high-gif-14451649523511961636

[gaunt wharf]

AI IS DISGUSTING

[dreamy echo]

…yes

[dreamy echo]

arch dux if you havent already block this guy

its not worth it

[rough axle]

New item get! +1 ignored user(s). You now have 9 ignored user(s)

[tropic minnow]

idk about yours but sleep deprivation is already chopping up whatever was left of my hippocampus

[dreamy echo]

???

what was that about threatening a minor

[gaunt wharf]

???????

[gaunt wharf]

Its not safe to talk about it

[dreamy echo]

youre being stupid

thats what were saying

you cant answer a basic question

[tropic minnow]

alzheimer's patients have a less spongy hippocampus than me

[dreamy echo]

if you wanted you couldve said "i dont want to answer that" or "that info is for spacenoodle only" but instead you decided to dodge the question for 20 minutes

[gaunt wharf]

idiot, i never said that

[dreamy echo]

not even a joke its been 20 minutes

[azure turtle]

What's happening here

[gaunt wharf]

Cuz youre pretending me to answer it

[dreamy echo]

?????

[gaunt wharf]

Sorry

[azure turtle]

The hell you mean sorry

[rough axle]

https://tenor.com/view/commence-the-mass-stoning-gif-5759304547419891834

[azure turtle]

Explain first, I'm confused lmao

[dreamy echo]

one of these crazy people that says nothing coherent and then apologizes without clarifying what theyre apologizing for

[rough axle]

"Hello chat whats going on"
"sorry"
?????????

[gaunt wharf]

??? What the heck are you even talkinf about

[dreamy echo]

quarter i dont think youre going to get an answer

[dreamy echo]

you

you are doing this

[gaunt wharf]

why are you taking these seriously

[dreamy echo]

prove me wrong

[dreamy echo]

taking what seriously

[gaunt wharf]

Okay? Can we just all calm down

[dreamy echo]

could specify what youre talking about at least once

[gaunt wharf]

Cuz youre questioning me too many times

[rough axle]

as someone who isnt even a part of this conversation, im calm

[azure turtle]

So all this started because of a single ping? Wth

[gaunt wharf]

I dont know what to answer😭

[somber robin]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mods-chainsaw-gif-13704332135471131484

[dreamy echo]

because youre never answering

i ask because you didnt answer

[gaunt wharf]

Ya this robust21 guy bullied me

[dreamy echo]

an answer, any answer would be nice

but yet i get none

[azure turtle]

@gaunt wharf Why did you ping spacenoodle multiple times?

[gaunt wharf]

i answered bro

[dreamy echo]

no

you didnt

[somber robin]

So you see hacker was asking robust if he is space noodles alt

[dreamy echo]

before that

[azure turtle]

I mean yeah, that was after

[somber robin]

Then all went lose and idfk

[dreamy echo]

theres a reason that question even came up

[gaunt wharf]

I pinged spacenoodle and he said "what"

[azure turtle]

But first he pinged Spacenoodle without seemingly any reason

[gaunt wharf]

So i thought he is spacenoodle

[dreamy echo]

yeah but why did you ping spacenoodle

[gaunt wharf]

I was about to question him and turning these into a problem?

[tropic minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-gif-20824408

[azure turtle]

That sentence makes no sense

[gaunt wharf]

Bro im going to question him

[dreamy echo]

what question

just ask the question

dont say "bro" and leave it at that

[gaunt wharf]

Question?

[gaunt wharf]

Why?

[dreamy echo]

omfg

[gaunt wharf]

Does that matter?

[plucky linden]

How long have y'all been playing cells for?

[azure turtle]

Robust, it's enough

[azure turtle]

5 years

[plucky linden]

6 years?

[dreamy echo]

6 seconds

[gaunt wharf]

"are we still dms?"

[rough axle]

About 6 years

[plucky linden]

Damnnn do you still have fun?

[rough axle]

was the logo when I started

[somber robin]

Since 2021-2023

[tropic minnow]

33% of my life

[dreamy echo]

ok thank you

thats all i wanted to know

[gaunt wharf]

My head is literally cooked for now

[tropic minnow]

i thought you were 15

[gaunt wharf]

Then why turn this into a problem?

[plucky linden]

Do y'all still have fun after playing for years?

[tropic minnow]

i dont play often but i do like the game

[somber robin]

I just hop off the game and never open back up

[gaunt wharf]

@dreamy echo you know what ive had enough of you

[azure turtle]

@gaunt wharf I'm going to ask you to stop pinging anyone if you have no reason to do so (that includes not saying it as well)

It is simply annoying to that person

[plucky linden]

Really

[gaunt wharf]

okay just dont let me ping someone

[somber robin]

Cuz what else do i have to accomplish if i accomplished most of the game

[gaunt wharf]

Thats all?

[tropic minnow]

fair

[azure turtle]

And @dreamy echo you shouldn't have kept it going for so long 🫠

[plucky linden]

Fair enough what other games do you play?

[rough axle]

…no?

[gaunt wharf]

2 yrs

[somber robin]

Roblox

[rough axle]

17 and a half

[tropic minnow]

ohh

[dreamy echo]

yeah i have never really figured out how to drop things

[plucky linden]

What games on Roblox?

[somber robin]

Sometimes geometry dash

[tropic minnow]

close enough /s

[dreamy echo]

too stubborn

[gaunt wharf]

It became a problem

[dreamy echo]

to not get an answer

[somber robin]

Idfk

[azure turtle]

Hmm, guess so, I did stop playing as much as I was like 2 years ago

[plucky linden]

Alright

[gaunt wharf]

Just wait and dont turn the tables

[tropic minnow]

ngl i thought you guys were just messing with each other

[dreamy echo]

no i really did want to know

i was confused

[gaunt wharf]

Seriously ive had enough of this idiot. Im just gonna block him and say this as "TKO".

[tropic minnow]

understandable reaction

[azure turtle]

It did not look like that lol

[tropic minnow]

yea but

[somber robin]

Lowk this is why i stopped larping as H4CK3R ages ago

[tropic minnow]

im sleepy

[gaunt wharf]

larping what?

[azure turtle]

It's 3 am here, your argument is invalid lol

[somber robin]

I larped as h4ck3r in the past obv

[gaunt wharf]

Dude how many ppl ragebaited me, bamboozled me?

[somber robin]

Aka the victim

[gaunt wharf]

I also larped about the chosen one

[dreamy echo]

is it believable that i was only starting to get annoyed at the end

and the rest was pure confusion

[gaunt wharf]

Cuz you are just stirring the pott

[somber robin]

To confuse your enemy you must confuse yourself

[tropic minnow]

xD wait where are you from? +3 gmt... isnt that like eastern eu or southwestern asia?

[azure turtle]

The answer lies in my nickname

[gaunt wharf]

Ive had enough bro. Dont tell him what to do

[tropic minnow]

I don't follow

[plucky linden]

Have y'all played CIFI or revo idle?

[somber robin]

Sun tzu said that

[rough axle]

last 2 letters

[rough axle]

no

[gaunt wharf]

also why is he pretending to be spacenoodle

XD

[frigid adder]

Not to be that guy, so I won't be that guy

[tropic minnow]

as in poland?

[azure turtle]

I did play CIFI for a while but never got into it

[somber robin]

He is a noodle in my server

[azure turtle]

Bingo

[tropic minnow]

ohhh

[rough axle]

https://tenor.com/view/winner-gif-25586806

[gaunt wharf]

i never said hes your noodle

[plucky linden]

Same

[tropic minnow]

go to sleep man it's 6;30 here don't stay awake all night like me

[somber robin]

Let me just

[azure turtle]

I got driving lessons at 10 am, I definitely plan on going to sleep soon lol

[gaunt wharf]

That robust guy kinda pisses me off

[azure turtle]

...

[somber robin]

Dah

[azure turtle]

Drop it

[gaunt wharf]

I quit💔

[tropic minnow]

i gotta learn how to drive

[forest anchor]

a

What happened

[gaunt wharf]

Dude he just pretended to be spacenoodle

[somber robin]

Somehow i know some car shit or smth

Even though i never has a driving test

[azure turtle]

And you avoided a simple question for 20 minutes 😭

Ain't better

[forest anchor]

Why did you even want to talk to SpaceNoodle in the first place

[gaunt wharf]

😭

[azure turtle]

So just drop the topic now.

[tropic minnow]

i know like the theory a bit ig?

[gaunt wharf]

Im going to question him

[forest anchor]

Question him about what?

[somber robin]

What gheory

[gaunt wharf]

Why do i wanna trashtalk

[azure turtle]

Not that hard if you're willing to learn, I passed theory after like a week of studying

[gaunt wharf]

"Are we still dms?"

[tropic minnow]

like what each thingy is supposed to do and stuff

[gaunt wharf]

Why people doesnt get me. This is why humans evolved

[somber robin]

Ah

[forest anchor]

Your behavior is contradicting your status

[gaunt wharf]

huh

what does it mean then

[forest anchor]

...by a horrible distance

[somber robin]

I know these cuz of 2000 google searches followed by 1000 youtube videos

[tropic minnow]

yea but my parents' place doesnt currently have a car/scooter i can practice with so i feel like it's just a waste of my time to try rn

[azure turtle]

Being a mod means nothing these days huh

[forest anchor]

Just ban all of us already atp

[azure turtle]

Considering it ngl

[gaunt wharf]

what no

[tropic minnow]

it means you get access to the hidden 1000 darv module in c2s

[gaunt wharf]

Also where is robust

[azure turtle]

I need 1000 darwinium to buy it first 🥲

[forest anchor]

How the fuck am I supposed to know???

[azure turtle]

Why are you asking about Robust now

You said he pisses you off so like...?

[tropic minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[gaunt wharf]

Yeah also i dont mess with people

[forest anchor]

You're clearly messing with people

Peak ragebaiting /s

[frigid adder]

All revamp nodes ingame as of now:
Stone Age: ||Stonehenge||
Neolithic: ||Çatalhöyük||
Bronze Age: ||Ziggurat of Ur||
Iron Age: ||Parthenon||
Middle Ages: ||Rapa Nui||
Age of Explore: ||Machu Picchu||
Sci Rev: ||Uraniborg||
Ind Rev: ||Eiffel Tower||

[tropic minnow]

i cant pronounce half of this stuff

[gaunt wharf]

Also guys please stop. Youve spiked my cortisol so fast. Spiking cortisol would affect my behavior why i get intense everytime

[azure turtle]

Okay, I'm saying it for the last time, drop this topic already, it is going nowhere

[gaunt wharf]

Can we just get space?

[gaunt wharf]

I dont wanna mess with my cortisol again

[forest anchor]

I mean you keep asking for people but okay

[gaunt wharf]

Like seriously. Spiking your cortisol isnt good for your menthal health and could affect you.

Anytime now.

[azure turtle]

That goes for you too Electo

[forest anchor]

Just mute both of us atp

I'm out

[gaunt wharf]

Same im not messing around anymore

But why mute

[gaunt wharf]

No im not.

[azure turtle]

What?

[frigid adder]

All gen lvl unlocks:
||Glires||
||Ungulates||
||Marsupials||
||Caniforms||
||Cetaceans||
||Monotremes||
||Feliforms||
||Amphibians||
||Mollusks||

[gaunt wharf]

Wdym drop this topic

[azure turtle]

In other words stop arguing

[gaunt wharf]

🤔

[gaunt wharf]

Ya just move on and dont mess with peoples cortisol

[tropic minnow]

Interesting so they basically just locked everything old but mollusks under RL

[frigid adder]

All Meso unlocks:
||Turtles||
||Crocodilia||
||Lizards||
||Snakes||
||Birds||
||Galliformes||
||Anseriformes||
||Palaeognathae||
||Neoaves||

[somber robin]

🤔

[gaunt wharf]

You forgot one

[somber robin]

Are ||crusteceans|| reptiles

[gaunt wharf]

No

[somber robin]

Lobtoer

[frigid adder]

No

[gaunt wharf]

Not either

[frigid adder]

They're apart of phylum Arthropoda

[somber robin]

Ceb

[tropic minnow]

You dont need paleo 10 for them ye?

[gaunt wharf]

Not either

[frigid adder]

What

[gaunt wharf]

me

Just kidding

[frigid adder]

I already put ||Lizards||

Jk

[tropic minnow]

||Crabs and stuff||

The ultimate lifeform!

[frigid adder]

Why spoil that?

[tropic minnow]

Idk they spoilered it so i thought i should too?

[frigid adder]

All Beyond unlocks:
||Rover||
||Human Expedition||
||Martian Settlement||
||Martian Factory||
||Martian City||

[unborn mesa]

missing 2

[frigid adder]

What

[unborn mesa]

im still missing the last 2

like i havent got them

[frigid adder]

Oh

[unborn mesa]

also what do you use for spoilers

what thingy

[frigid adder]

Surround the thing you want to spoil with 2 sets of these: |

[tropic minnow]

||

[unborn mesa]

||ok||

so yeah im missing ||martian factory|| and ||the martian base||

[tropic minnow]

wait

what beyond are those meant to unlock in?

[unborn mesa]

||martian factory|| at ||12|| and the other thingy, idk

[tropic minnow]

interesting

[unborn mesa]

im rank 10

[tropic minnow]

icic gl

I wasnt even aware they were locked behind walls

[desert arrow]

thank you bro!

[plucky linden]

How do y'all stick with a game for years?

[unborn mesa]

like not get bored?

[plucky linden]

Yeah

[unborn mesa]

well i cant exactly answer that, ive been playing the game for like a month or so, but i played cts before, and ended up deleting it, this happened two times

i just wasnt as interesed

[plucky linden]

What's cts?

[plucky linden]

Gotcha

[radiant wing]

Cell to Singularity

[unborn mesa]

maybe someone who has been playing for a long time can answer your question

[plucky linden]

Haha that was a dumb question

[radiant wing]

Ahahha youre good. Yeah i been playing Cell To Singurity for a month a half so i cant relaly help you 😭😭 im just a huge nerd who likes unlocking animals and cool creatures and such on my phone so thats how I stayed playing the game

[plucky linden]

How's it going so far

[frigid adder]

I prefer the acronym c2s myself

[rough axle]

Oh no not this again

[lavish yarrow]

guys

i have an idea

moonlight ancient valley and moonlight land valley

moonlight modern valley would look epic

[rough axle]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-hearts-kingdom-hearts-3-kh3-kingdom-hearts-iii-toy-box-world-gif-3660958929294676801

[torn fern]

What's the point of upgrading automation traits beyond the point where the generator it automates generates per second?

[odd charm]

cuz its cool

[solid marsh]

It increases payout

[torn fern]

Ohhh

[fallen sand]

Thanks! Did you get a chance to check Parmigiano-Reggiano? That's the only other double-req I see from the wiki

[white shadow]

this isn't really about cells but ring around the rosies

[tropic berry]

what is the chance of getting 3 constellation fragment from a white dwarf

[fading drum]

extremely low

[tropic berry]

18.5% progess for finishing beyong

after one night 12 h

[nimble bone]

How do i get better dinosaur

[stone moth]

Is this easy to get?

[oblique fable]

https://tenor.com/view/intensifies-sooning-soontm-midsizedonkey7-nowhere-gif-12050318

[terse sierra]

Higher prices

[burnt gust]

I wish that they made the ads bonus 12 hours per ad instead of 4 hours

I have to spend ~45 minutes for total ads

[barren sage]

Yes

[gaunt wharf]

???

Also i dont like trolls

[clear zenith]

I love causing drama by going to sleep. Wth

[gaunt wharf]

?????????

[solid marsh]

Destructive sleep

[clear zenith]

Lemme rephrase: it's wild that me going to bed caused someone else to stir up chaos in a public server when the whole drama was that they want me to talk to them in DMs, not a big server

[gaunt wharf]

Dude lets get out of this situation now

[solid marsh]

Hi Victim

[gaunt wharf]

Hello chosen one

[clear zenith]

You're the one who kept it going. I'm not interested in discussing this anymore because it's just a headache

[gaunt wharf]

I summoned alan becker fandom💀

[solid marsh]

Yes

[gaunt wharf]

Spiking your cortisol isnt good.

[clear zenith]

Okay???

[gaunt wharf]

And do not discuss this stuff, the more you discuss it, the more you anger

[west plinth]

Sup

[solid marsh]

A new fun fact

Cool

[gaunt wharf]

How many ppl are alan becker fans here?😭

[west plinth]

Im also offended you won't dm me

[west plinth]

😎

[clear zenith]

I'm so sorry lol

[solid marsh]

Ik know there is one other
Totally I only know of three

[west plinth]

I've played this game for like a year. Dinosaurs suck and the human body is the worst event.

Hi

[gaunt wharf]

🥹

[clear zenith]

Yes, very common viewpoints

[west plinth]

I figured so lol

[gaunt wharf]

Also, dont stir the pot

[clear zenith]

Look in a mirror dude

[gaunt wharf]

?

Why is this happening again????

[solid marsh]

Idk

[gaunt wharf]

Nahh its probably this

[solid marsh]

Btw @gaunt wharf Send a ss of your Mesozoic Valley progression in #🏆-share-your-prestige

[gaunt wharf]

Okay. Maybe soon.

[gaunt wharf]

Also why this needs to happen then?

[forest anchor]

"Guys let's stop this"
Proceeds to continue

[somber robin]

Henlo

[forest anchor]

Let's just make them yap idk

[somber robin]

I had an excuisite meal

[west plinth]

Doubt it

[gaunt wharf]

I wont now

[forest anchor]

Oh wow I was so annoyed I forgot to vote Lurkr lmao

[somber robin]

Mozarella sticks (with iron)

[gaunt wharf]

eew

[solid marsh]

Your the second person from the Z's I have seen

[somber robin]

Fuck you this is why mitsi died

[gaunt wharf]

Ya i also killed the chosen one

[solid marsh]

Mitsi died?

[somber robin]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[solid marsh]

Well your gonna get betrayed

[tropic berry]

it takes 4k sec to get this with auto clicker

[forest anchor]

Alan Becker 😭🙏🔥

[gaunt wharf]

True

[gaunt wharf]

a l a n

[clear zenith]

I've got things to do today. Maybe I'll come back when things are a little more chill ✌️

[west plinth]

This sounds so sad. Omg let me come over to cook for you. Please don't hurt yourself

[solid marsh]

Adrian

[somber robin]

Chez

[gaunt wharf]

My brain is fried rn

[somber robin]

I ate the iron

[forest anchor]

I doubt your cooking skills

[solid marsh]

Idle

[tropic berry]

12x efficiency, 4x for boots and 3x for auto clicker

[west plinth]

Your poor body

[west plinth]

Let me dance until you love yourself

[solid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/telmo-coca-harina-raquetaso-esnifar-gif-25660568

[hollow jackal]

Thanks for this.

[gaunt wharf]

Someones jester

[gaunt wharf]

who hates alan becker

[hollow pelican]

I hate Alan Baker, everything he bakes is shit

[gaunt wharf]

did you got banned in his server?

[hollow pelican]

????

[gaunt wharf]

Wdym alan baker ma guy😭

[hollow pelican]

yea he baked straight up rotten foods

[gaunt wharf]

Im not talking about baking

Do you know Alan Becker...?🤨

[hollow pelican]

yea why

[gaunt wharf]

Why are you describing him "bake"...?

[hollow pelican]

I guess you didn't get the joke

[gaunt wharf]

i do

[hollow pelican]

Becker and baker

[forest anchor]

I'm not even joking but I might've got a cold

[gaunt wharf]

ik but the internet said hes the best animator evdr

[forest anchor]

Worst week oat fr

[west plinth]

Oat milk is the best milk. Prove me wrong

[hollow pelican]

oh shi, get well man

[hollow pelican]

I don't think you get the joke

[lament crow]

hiii

[hollow pelican]

sup

[forest anchor]

Yea thanks I still don't know whether it's just dumb air allergy or not

[solid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-milk-gif-4904490

[lament crow]

was reading through old messages

[west plinth]

Okay. This but in oat form

[gaunt wharf]

I get it😭

But i cant read minds, can you tell what is it?

[forest anchor]

Just hack their mind idfk

[solid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/oat-milk-oaty-oatly-gif-25888047

[hollow pelican]

datamine my mind

[solid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/animator-vs-animation-alan-becker-hacker-victim-hammer-gif-192462190797126191

[gaunt wharf]

bro just tell me the joke

[gaunt wharf]

me:
Bro:

[lament crow]

look like we have too young blood here

[gaunt wharf]

OH NO!

[forest anchor]

• Crashed out
• Crashed out one more time
• Incredibly annoyed since Monday
• Got my work copied almost entirely
• A friend broke my headphone a little
• Might've got a cold

[gaunt wharf]

Are we fr😭

[west plinth]

Oh yeah. So relevant

[hollow pelican]

Becker sounds the same as baker that's why I said Alan Baker (as a completely dif person) that baked straight up shit

[gaunt wharf]

ok

[hollow pelican]

Hell nah

[west plinth]

How old are you

[gaunt wharf]

basically baking stupid animations?

[hollow pelican]

baking shit foods, who said animations

Baker literally bakes bread stuff bro

[lament crow]

take guess

[west plinth]

14 female, cali

[forest anchor]

Well at least on the bright side I just got invited to become an exam writer idk what it's called
Time to crush some younger peeps /j

[west plinth]

Nailed it I bet

[solid marsh]

Cali means California?

[west plinth]

Yes lol

[gaunt wharf]

Bro do you know this guy?

[solid marsh]

He's indian bruh

[west plinth]

A/s/l you're all too young to even get the joke

[hollow pelican]

everyone knows

[lament crow]

im old enough to be big brother to i guess like half of members in this server

[west plinth]

I'm so sorry for him 😞

[gaunt wharf]

the one who bakes of s***?

[hollow pelican]

I told you the joke, how don't you get it 💔

[solid marsh]

Why?

[lament crow]

no need to be sorry
its best thing

[hollow pelican]

Alan Baker ain't Alan Becker

[gaunt wharf]

Bro ik the joke💔

[west plinth]

I'm like, father age to them i bet.

[somber robin]

Alan is a baker

[west plinth]

Everybody go clean your rooms!

[gaunt wharf]

This guy?

[forest anchor]

Bold of you to assume I have a room

[hollow pelican]

bro def didn't get the joke

[forest anchor]

Broski has to learn sound puns again idk what it's called

[west plinth]

Ok. Lick the floor of your cage until I can see my reflection

[hollow pelican]

no

[gaunt wharf]

Sorry i did not read that

[lament crow]

i finished 28 resentlly

[gaunt wharf]

By the way, im poisonosaurus

[west plinth]

Ultraviolet don't make me tell your mother how you're behaving

[solid marsh]

Pianosaurus

[lament crow]

two left to hit 30

[hollow pelican]

oh shi

[gaunt wharf]

pianonasaurus

[west plinth]

You're like my younger brother basically. So young. So spry.

[somber robin]

Thats his server

[gaunt wharf]

Wait you guys banned my alt?

[forest anchor]

You sure you want your own reflection from a cage floor? Might trigger some memories there

[west plinth]

Good boy... Girl... Person

[solid marsh]

Eho is ge?

[hollow pelican]

I'm.... uhhh... well..... thx?

[solid marsh]

*Who is he?

[gaunt wharf]

My alt

[solid marsh]

Namr

*name?

[gaunt wharf]

@real storm oh this

[oblique fable]

https://tenor.com/view/update-update-is-tomorrow-gif-2143560552895271969

[hollow pelican]

oh wait that guy

[gaunt wharf]

Found it

[gaunt wharf]

Thats me😭

[west plinth]

See I'm hip. I'm happening. I'm now

[gaunt wharf]

Ts is good btw

[solid marsh]

No your Jesus

[somber robin]

I wonder why this aint a sticker yet

[lament crow]

slowly butn surly reaching death🥳

[lament crow]

no we allready have jesus

one and only jojesus

[west plinth]

Oh I got yelled at

This server flagged my humor

Oops

[gaunt wharf]

Do you guys remember @real storm

[solid marsh]

By Mary?

[west plinth]

Bruh that girl keeps calling...

[lament crow]

do you guys know theres new game launched resentlly
I Am Jesus Christ

[forest anchor]

Pretty ironic someone who named themself Jesus is in the Official Last Day of Earth server

[hollow pelican]

y'all, this is #💬-cells-chat not #🏠-general

[forest anchor]

No shit sherlock I'm not going to that place oh yea fair

[lament crow]

in which player play as jesus

[amber canyon]

Yup. Checked all the lines on my wiki interpretation. All your dotted lines are right. Except Parmesan to HC link is not necessary (cos of pre-requisites to Casu Martzu).

[solid marsh]

Generalisation is unstoppable

[west plinth]

My phone won't let me play that game anymore. So I got a different game with a different name but it's exactly the same game minus guns

[gaunt wharf]

Bro your username😂

[west plinth]

I'm new here and just following everyone the way Jesus intended

[west plinth]

Sup

[forest anchor]

Generalization is one thing

[gaunt wharf]

[hollow pelican]

oh shi I just remembered you, you're the one getting cooked on general

sorry tho

[gaunt wharf]

I wasnt cooked. Yall bamboozled me thats why i never talked and never came back again

[hollow pelican]

we call that “cooked”

[gaunt wharf]

After that i never played the game anymore

[amber canyon]

Please use https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/506940509441490947 if you're not talking about the game.

People come here to ask for help about Cells, and it's hard to find those questions amongst a sea of posts that aren't about the game.

[unkempt flint]

shii I almost forgot event ends today

time to get a move on

[amber canyon]

You got a lot of cheese to eat today 🙂

[unkempt flint]

ironically I've never been a big fan of those cheese at hotels, but I can see its appeal

today we get full in-game

14h to go, division 287, event doesn't seem extra active compared to some others

[amber canyon]

Mhm. The Americas are largely asleep, which makes this time quieter I think.

[tawdry parrot]

When is the update dropping?

[amber canyon]

No announcement yet. Maybe today for Steam - #🧾-beta-patch-notes message . Depends if they found any issues.

[tawdry parrot]

We can only hope

[hollow pelican]

prob soon

somewhere this week

could be today or tomorrow

[bright oracle]

im not focusing on the event right now, ima grind darwinium until 200 and then get to the event

[hollow pelican]

I'ma focus on my 33rd cheese badge

[thorny warren]

Hello everyone

Where can I see requirements for roles in this discord server

[lament temple]

How do I get progression roles?

• The way roles used to work in the Cells Discord server is through a fancy feature called “Linked Roles.” An update broke the linked roles system, and since it has been broken for so long, the moderators have decided to revert to the old method of assigning game progression roles: manually.
• Post screenshots of your progress in #🏆-share-your-prestige, and you might get some snazzy roles if your progress meets certain requirements.
  -# In case you want to look at the requirements, please click on the server's top bar, then select 'Linked Roles'. You can view the requirements of each role there. You can also take a look at #🏆-share-your-prestige message. Please be reminded that Reality Engine-related roles are not currently available due to the their now-outdated requirements.

Frequently Asked Questions • Requested by Aadarsh

[thorny warren]

Thank you

[tidal prism]

guys, did the Dev wanna have some plan to decrease the price of node or technology knot?, cause the price is beyond logic.

[solid marsh]

For what?

[tidal prism]

maybe to make the price balance with the player income, cause my simulation is so slow, whereas i already going to reboot so much time

[solid marsh]

For what?

[hollow pelican]

No

[hollow pelican]

#🎭-semblance message

[tropic berry]

collecting the golden thing in events give science score

normal one gives 1 science

ones that cost drawnium gives 3

[tawdry parrot]

I forgot about that lol

Please move to ANY other wiki than fandom

Like wiki.gg or weird gloop

[unkempt flint]

Each time I reload fandom it shoves a new autoplay video and a banner ad at the bottom of my phone, so I agree the wiki should be moved to other platforms that others have suggested

[tawdry parrot]

I have to use these 3 browser extensions to make it bearable

And even then I don't like it

[unkempt flint]

thank you kindly for these gems, I'll have to try them out the next time I'm on a laptop

[tawdry parrot]

I am glad however that they want our feedback

[lament crow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Grittv-western-movie-a-fistful-of-dollars-Oo8Ly1JXZjrqm54qK4

[cerulean wind]

When does the waiting 14 days strat become the preferred way to advance? I'm at research level 66 now and things are definitely starting to slow, but I'd prefer to not waste 14 days especially if they are going to change that method anyways

[river zealot]

Why cant i unlock more

[tawdry parrot]

the white bubbles u mean?

[river zealot]

Ye like parrot and stuff

[lament crow]

that thing gomma be fixed in next update

[tawdry parrot]

Im in an empty sim so cant check right now, some bubbles never unlock cause they haven't made that content yet

or u unlock them later

[river zealot]

Bro i had them last run

[tawdry parrot]

I started mid 70s with that strat

[solid marsh]

Level 80 stuff

[river zealot]

Parrots n stuff r now level based??

I thot they just needed mesezoic

[solid marsh]

Parrot is early seventy and the other two are 80s

[river zealot]

Dang i wasted all my entropy thinking i needed naeoves level 100

🥲

[solid marsh]

Alteast you got 1 Darwinium

[river zealot]

??

[lament crow]

so doing emty sim run will become pointless soon

[unkempt flint]

I've been waiting 7 days, and 3-4 cycles of this is enough to finish IR2

[river zealot]

Wait therr are strats to beating the game

I thot js click and upgrade 😭

[unkempt flint]

after a while it slows down too much that you'd want to stack whatever multipliers you could, thus empty sim

[lament crow]

and for progress getting slow...
there is nothing special thing to do imo
either doing longer run or restarting when you can purchase some reality upgrade

[river zealot]

Whats empty sim

Sorry if i sound dumb, i am

[unkempt flint]

basically marinating your run for long enough that the multipliers build up, then you cash in all at once so the multipliers actually hit big

[river zealot]

??????

Can u talk simpler

[unkempt flint]

see it this way
day 1 your multiplier is x2 (arbitrary) and you get 100 metabit fills for 2 x 100 = 200 points
by day 7 your multiplier jumps to x1000 (also arbitrary), you still get 100 metabit fills but now you get 1000 x 100 = 100k points

[river zealot]

..

Thanks i still dont get it

Its me not u

[unkempt flint]

basically empty sim = wait before you buy

that's really all there is to it

[lament crow]

nah its fine
previouslly the time chamber multiplier was applied to entrobits and ideabit you are earning
so people just wait to reach higher multiplier and then start plying/buying to get more overall

[river zealot]

So i js make a run for 20099 years and save up currency for metabit upgrades then start the run

[unkempt flint]

you got the right idea

except your 20099 years actually cap at 14 days so that's how long people wait

[river zealot]

Dang why

I get it

[solid marsh]

Buy nothing for 14 days

[river zealot]

OH

ah ok ok

[unkempt flint]

that's the easiest way to put it LOL why didn't I think of that

sorry brain too hardwired

[lament crow]

and in futuer update
as i know, multiplier going to apply when/after you end simulation so whatever multipler you have reached will get applied to all

[unkempt flint]

o is that a beta thing

[river zealot]

@solid marsh help

[unkempt flint]

production pleb so all I know is just that they'll patch this

[lament crow]

that fix allready in beta as i remember

[tawdry parrot]

Wont the game be way faster then?

[lament crow]

technically
not much

[lament crow]

you didnt understand it?

[solid marsh]

Buy stuff immediately
Reboot after 14 days

[river zealot]

Like buy stuff rn

[river zealot]

Well...

[solid marsh]

No when the update comes out,
Reboot and buy stuff and then wait for 14 days and then reboot

[river zealot]

Okay

Thanks

@lament crow @unkempt flint ty u guys too im js dumb

[tawdry parrot]

its okay

[lament crow]

nah
im same too
i was confused on empty sim run thing few days ago
and i also need explaining like 5yo manytime

[unkempt flint]

eli5 still a goated way to get a coherent explanation

[hollow pelican]

basically do nothing after each reboot for 14 days, the boost from time chamber will still run and it will make you get more metabits, knowledge, entropy, and idea

[forest anchor]

||There's basically no need to learn it anymore|| (I'm not sure whether this is still beta-exclusive tbh)

[hollow pelican]

but the empty sim run will be patched ||soon that confirms by this statement that stated “Implemented a first-pass solution to address the "Empty Sim" strategy. Time Chamber Boosts apply to all converted metabits and knowledge” from #🧾-beta-patch-notes
also|| if you buy the Nanobot autostart, it will immediately kill the chance you can do an empty sim run

[clear zenith]

It is, but according to #🧾-beta-patch-notes ||that's changing very soon||

[forest anchor]

Ah well then Ultraviolet if you don't spoiler that I'll have you- /j

[hollow pelican]

oh shi

[hollow pelican]

still explain a lot

[merry lagoon]

Never reached challenge 3 before (and i had no badges, my first cheese event)

[solid marsh]

Jesus

How much Darwinium did you spend?

[hollow pelican]

Is that even possible 💔

[merry lagoon]

0

[solid marsh]

JESUS

[hollow pelican]

Mad respect

[merry lagoon]

I just used autoclicker a bit

[solid marsh]

Do you like cocaine

[hollow pelican]

with 200%+ boost, I still use some darwiniums bro

[merry lagoon]

Watched ads to keep 4x boost

[merry lagoon]

Nope, never tried

[hollow pelican]

context

[merry lagoon]

I think my autoclicker accodentalky used darwinium twoce on these flying things

[solid marsh]

@west plinth Your name has been proven false

"accodentalky" 💔

[fallen sand]

Had I not already been AFK for other reasons, I would've certainly done so to avoid all that nonsense. Hopefully the new update will generate more relevant discussion

[hollow pelican]

that's called quantum charge... those things were pretty annoying tho because you can accidentally buy them with darwiniums

[fallen sand]

If you switch to garden view you can avoid them entirely: #💬-cells-chat message

[hollow pelican]

@primal stump suggestion to add darwinium confirmation pop up that you can enable or disable in settings tab

[clear zenith]

Is it weird that I don't use Darwinium in events?

[lament crow]

🥴

[solid marsh]

Nah

That looks so weird

[somber robin]

Leon

[lament crow]

yeah i need to fix it make it more weird

[fallen sand]

Even I started using a couple at the end

[wraith terrace]

Yeah, but you do research. That's different

[fallen sand]

Fair point. I gave up on Cheese this time around, though. Wasn't active enough so I got my 2nd badge and called it quits

[tawdry parrot]

no events bruh?

[lament crow]

yup missing on remaining event

more like i havent played events in long while

those 6 were from start of event being introduce to game/ when they were added

[tawdry parrot]

Are the devs based in north america?

[strange lark]

In NYC

So yeah

[warm hill]

hello cell chat

[tawdry parrot]

Update might drop late for us then on this side of the globe

[gaunt wharf]

Never saw a event use a darwinum

[warm hill]

money event

[hollow pelican]

brilliant

yeah, the currency event

[gaunt wharf]

Tiki tiki tiki🗣️ 🔥

[hollow pelican]

tiki tiki tiki dih 💔

[warm hill]

is this supposed to be like this

the main text is not aligned with the yellow text

[hollow pelican]

no

[gaunt wharf]

Cool

[wraith terrace]

It's still possible, though

[hollow pelican]

so yeah that's a bit of a problem

[hollow pelican]

#1010249890414202880

[unkempt flint]

with this I now have enough to buy pi pie icon!
...wait that's not it?

[clear zenith]

That's a good point. I've used Darwinium in the money event

[clear zenith]

Nyope. Time to get on those events!

[frigid adder]

I want some pie, can you spare me a piece?

[hollow pelican]

ai enhanced?

yea it's def ai enhanced

[frigid adder]

https://tenor.com/view/idfk-gif-3761179052566277881

[unkempt flint]

I am today years old to learn that the increase resolution option on an android is to enhacnce it with ai

[forest anchor]

💔

[final zodiac]

who does semblance think it is-

[hollow pelican]

yeah, that uses ai

[rough axle]

https://tenor.com/view/error-windows-glitch-gif-5012719

[final zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-silly-tongue-horse-tongue-horse-silly-gif-11018268193256850941

hi

[rough axle]

https://tenor.com/view/pixar-disney-hoppers-lizard-wave-gif-15184704642520455338

[solid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-gif-4133321797479779339

[burnt gust]

Ads still keep crashing the game

[amber canyon]

Last Cheese update. You can unlock / buy ||tBC with 0x BlC and 0x NqC (lost snip though), and 1x everything else.||

[forest anchor]

I'm gonna start randomly guessing the Cells name of each person here

[lament crow]

as far as i can say
We are the only two most frequently active Indians here

[forest anchor]

Oops

[fathom flare]

Man I wish boost wasn't per simulation

[solid marsh]

Weird considering the population

[fathom flare]

Watching ads is tiring

[hollow pelican]

I suppose its the same like the steam ach

[forest anchor]

Just found a false version of someone here

[burnt gust]

I wish that the boost were universal

[fathom flare]

Exactly that! I would happily be playing the game a lot more if I could have a universal boost

[lament crow]

there are few indians here i know about
but i rarly see them talking

[burnt gust]

cough ads breaking my phone cough

[fathom flare]

Like even if it was a reality engine upgrade to unlock

[hollow pelican]

67marceltheking2015$

[rough axle]

New optional generator??

[amber canyon]

And each ad boosted 1/4 as much?

[forest anchor]

Oh my god someone here has an RL0 clone 🤔

[lament crow]

funy thing there are 3 Hardik here apart of me

[forest anchor]

Gotta guess your name Hardik 👀

[burnt gust]

How do I produce less lag on cells?

I keep lagging even on ads

I got everything on low resolution yet I still lag

[fathom flare]

Tbh, I'd be fine with that if it were universal. That said, if we could have a boost amount upgrade as we unlock more boost time that would be great

[burnt gust]

12 hour boost time would be goated

[forest anchor]

What kind of device do you even use 🤔
But seriously I have no idea

[burnt gust]

Motorola g stylus 5g

[forest anchor]

Get a new device is the only advice I can give in this situation 💔

I'm not even joking I have no idea about how to fix the lag

[burnt gust]

But my phone can handle medium graphics on a racing game

[amber canyon]

Mm. I don't need to boost Meso and Beyond. So I'd prefer not to watch ads to boost those unnecessarily.

[merry lagoon]

omg im top 11 rn in event

[dull pecan]

Try to clear cache

[burnt gust]

Already did

Game still crashed and lagged while watching ads

[fallen sand]

I get some lag even on Steam. Was trying to setup a TAS speedrun to Singularity and it's very annoying.

[forest anchor]

The only lag I've encountered in this game is one when opening dwarfs on mobile devices 🤔

[fallen sand]

It's only when unlocking things for me

[hollow pelican]

get a new device I guess

[fallen sand]

Like, when starting a new primary sim I can get Earth, Primordial Soup, and Amino Acids just fine
But the game takes anywhere from 1s to 1.3s to realize that Enzymes and Nucleotides are actually unlocked

Lungfish is particularly bad despite not actually unlocking much

[lament crow]

download CTS lite

[fallen sand]

So there's probably some poorly optimized code to blame 🤷‍♀️

[amber canyon]

The ad crashing is Def device dependent. Hopefully this (from a recent beta) addresses it / other crashes.

[hollow pelican]

good idea

Cell to Singularity: Lite

[forest anchor]

Go play Mesozoic Valley on Coolmath Games or smth then

[hollow pelican]

gotta have some new jester update sequel

[fallen sand]

I barely got to Gloucester with 4h of 2x boost and 30% badge boost some hours ago--essentially, I was behind by over a full day even with the boost
I'm not sure how long it takes to get from Gloucester to The Big Cheese, but it can't be that quick

[hollow pelican]

Also, imagine if c2s owned by EA

$20 for some logits or shit

[forest anchor]

"You have to spend $5 to unlock Amino Acid"

[hollow pelican]

$1.99 for Infinite time fluxes

[solid marsh]

15 dollars for civilization dlc

[lament crow]

5 buck to move camera/pov

10 for being able to reset sim

[amber canyon]

Imagine if Cells was controlled by the govt ... We're gonna clamp your car Elephant.

-# My fault my car got clamped - I forgot to pay the tax. Still gonna grumble.

[forest anchor]

$50 for unlocking Reality Engine

You know, all that Quark Enhancer and stuff

[lament crow]

and micro transection everytime to get your collected entro and idea bits

[hollow pelican]

$5 to access each event

[forest anchor]

Huh

Every converter fill costs $0.1 💔

[nimble bone]

Every upgrade costs 2 dollars

It costs 5 dollars to go to each era

[hollow pelican]

Early tier garden bundle: “Pay $9.99 to access the primordial soup garden, ocean garden, and land garden.” 💔

[amber canyon]

And huge numbers of identikit cosmetics at the low low price of $25 each.

[nimble bone]

Ai generated animals

[amber canyon]

Luckily that's not the game we're playing 💜💜💜

[hollow pelican]

Fuck logits, you have to pay to access each augmentation and customization

[nimble bone]

Each badge gives you 1 thing which you need millions of to get cosmetics

[forest anchor]

Oh man fuck Home Star you can't afford one for free

[hollow pelican]

beyond sim cost $20 💔

each prestige cost like 10 bucks

[forest anchor]

Each click increases the rate of your real-life taxes by 0.001%

[nimble bone]

glazing the goverment and fun facts about trump

Skins that have trump in them

[amber canyon]

Brb. Just gonna inspect a range of the animal model posteriors ...

[burnt gust]

Logbits should be able to buy boots from ads imo

[forest anchor]

Sorry to say this but that requires the number of Giganotosauruses you have dollars, thank you

[solid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/corgi-gif-10971666305519338491

[warm hill]

hello void walker

[polar viper]

Does EA buy Computer Lunch?

[forest anchor]

🤔

Anyways Updates tree tmrw I guess I have to sleep early today
38 degrees Celsius 😨

[fathom stirrup]

taking pictures of your bird from that angle should be banned - look way too wierd. My brain can't get around it...

[warm hill]

I didn't take this pic, I just look at contest searching for a shoebill po

[forest anchor]

#🌐-international

[warm hill]

and I like the position this bird is in

[small locust]

i though you said nothing

[solid marsh]

Arabic be glitching

[burnt gust]

Bruh I keep getting these

[amber canyon]

Best way to let the Devs know is to put it in https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1010249890414202880

Maybe add it to https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1507358673134026762

Devs don't tend to read through here afaik.

[hollow pelican]

finally got my 33rd badge

[forest anchor]

???

[warm hill]

what a weird way to start a conversation

[tawdry parrot]

Update out yet?

[hollow pelican]

?????

[tawdry parrot]

Reset simulation

[hollow pelican]

jester update been out for like 2 months ago

[warm hill]

you cant even see our faces

[tawdry parrot]

That's the problem

Its okay

[warm hill]

hahaha, me too, I'm sarcastic about it

[winter rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/aunty-donna-broden-broden-kelly-long-time-no-see-hi-gif-21606811

I'm been silent for 2 days

[hollow pelican]

I learned some Arabic but you said the part I didn't study

[winter rivet]

Hello 👋

[hollow pelican]

h-i-guess

[tawdry parrot]

سيل تو سينجولارتي @chilly cove do u read this?

[amber canyon]

<@&535129309648781332> Politics. Void Walker.

[hollow pelican]

some words straight up to ban?