💬-cells-chat

[vital tinsel]

Sorry Electorus 😂

[hollow folio]

Yeh but why did they remove it, like what was the point, it was a good way to get more

[keen mango]

nerd please help me

[hollow folio]

Darwin

[forest anchor]

It's not just mods racing the ban now, it's also members racing the ping

[hollow folio]

No I lent entropy

Also bro I’m rank 22 on beyond how long do you think it will take to get to 30, I have 4x speed all the time

[polar viper]

Didnt fit the new standards i guess. It was basically just a few generators without much nodes around them

[dry cairn]

Eveyone has a calculator on their phone or computer.. you are just dividing the two numbers.

[hollow folio]

I could see big potential for future nodes, hopefully they bring them back

[polar viper]

Atm they work their way up the civilizations. Next will be atom age. Probably after the martian stuff the stuff could appear again. But its far away either way

[hollow folio]

Only OG’s remember when the superhuman was around

Actually IDK how long the reboot has been out, I got C2S in 2022 and deleted it with a save so I luckily got the pre reboot achievement

[junior adder]

hemlo

hello!

https://tenor.com/view/quantum-slime-slime-rancher-limbus-company-limbus-don-quixote-limbus-company-gif-14789127727221082865

[dry cairn]

I usually dont start an event this early.
Division# 230 at the moment for any interested.

[clear zenith]

I'm 149 iirc, just because I've got limited free time

finishing is more important than the leaderboards (I'm top25 though because it's cheese)

[dry cairn]

I always assumed it was chance. Seems it's exactly every 5th click.

[clear zenith]

neato

[fathom stirrup]

did you really reacted to more than month old message? I was wondering why are we talking about Egg hunt

[clear zenith]

because that's when cheese last ran I suppose

[dry cairn]

Yes, lol
I searched for the word cow.

[clear zenith]

yooooo fungus after music :)

[cursive ingot]

how's it going yall?

[clear zenith]

good :)

hbu?

[junior adder]

chmeese

[worn dirge]

🧀

https://tenor.com/view/goatplaybanjo-fromage-cat-chat-gif-11452302806162585278

[junior adder]

i don't know what to do anymore

😔

[clear zenith]

cheese

<@&535129309648781332> scam

[hollow haven]

!ban 717874818698969088 scam

[bright otter]

Banned blackflashrevers5443 (Case #4676) (user notified with a direct message)

[unborn mesa]

hey guys

im quite excited for the msuic event, what about y'all

[mystic hatch]

hell yeah

[unborn mesa]

that looks crazy

[gray yew]

It is
It’s also ||slow as hell||

[unborn mesa]

im on rank 10

2 more for martian factory

[gray yew]

Well
It does have nice background music
(It’s special in that regard)

Cool

(I was talking about the ||observable universe|| thing btw)

[unborn mesa]

btw how do you guys do that.. anti spoiler thing, just wnated to know

[gray yew]

Lemme try and show ya

[clear zenith]

||funny lines||

[gray yew]

Okay that works

[clear zenith]

or for images there's a setting before you send it

[gray yew]

||like this||

[unborn mesa]

||like this?||

||IT WORKS||

oh yah

[clear zenith]

lol

[gray yew]

On mobile or smthn, the spoiler setting for images looks like this

(I took that one back in March the last time I did the extinction event.)

[clear zenith]

it's the eyeball on computer

[unborn mesa]

hmm let me try, yay

okay now we can go back to talking about the game cause this is cells chat

[unborn mesa]

i wanna play the extinction event its so cool!!! i watched a gameplay

[gray yew]

When it comes, it comes.
Prepare to ||kill your generators.|| Like, a LOT.

[unborn mesa]

the event is about killing generators, the only one you get to keep is luca

well.. not exactly

but its very frequent in the event

so yeah, pretty special event

[gray yew]

Yeah I would’ve spoilered that last bit
But that’s the gist yes

[unborn mesa]

and in the final ext trophy you ||extinct all life on earth!!||

[gray yew]

Dude
Spoilers

[unborn mesa]

oh sorry wait

[clear zenith]

lol

[gray yew]

Okay better

[clear zenith]

it is a pretty cool event

[gray yew]

I like the colour scheme of it

But MAN have I hardly completed it

[unborn mesa]

ikr, im excited, and withouth it i cant get all the trophies, even if i got the mysterious badge at the bottom of the badge page

[clear zenith]

the mysterious loner is ||seasonal||

[gray yew]

Well except that one time it ||appeared in summer||

But all the other times?
||October.||

[clear zenith]

well...||that's a season ||

[gray yew]

okay fair

[clear zenith]

also I could've sworn it was ||May, so not quite summer 🤔||

not that I was there

[gray yew]

Okay
It was either ||in or close to summer||

I mean it sure FEELS like summer rn
#globalwarming
#elnino

[unborn mesa]

so for ||cryptids||

[gray yew]

Yes
That

[clear zenith]

indeed, I'm dying over here 😭

[unborn mesa]

why do i hear people talking so much about el niño

[clear zenith]

it's a climate term

[unborn mesa]

avg summer day in here: 25-30 celcius

[clear zenith]

I'm pretty sure it was above 30 yesterday

[unborn mesa]

for you?

[clear zenith]

might be exactly 30 now

[clear zenith]

yes

[unborn mesa]

okay

[clear zenith]

I'm in England currently lol

[clear zenith]

ah it's cooling down actually 😮‍💨

[gray yew]

Ditto here
Also England
Also hot

[gray yew]

And it’s happening now
As in
RIGHT NOW

First one since 2015-16
Lucky us
/sarcastic

[unborn mesa]

no way(s)

[gray yew]

Something about Pacific currents doing stuff
So the Americas get wetter and Australasia gets drier

[gray yew]

Yes way(s)

Not to be confused with La Niña
Which does the opposite

[unborn mesa]

oh that's bad, that's terrible

[gray yew]

Yeah but shit happens I guess

[unborn mesa]

so la niña is good, and el niño is bad

[gray yew]

It’s not really a good or bad thing
It depends on wherever you live

Like La Niña makes Australasia drier and the Americas wetter
One of them also gets hotter and the other colder but I can’t remember which

Sorry just getting a better image

[unborn mesa]

ok... well this went from talking about the special event to weather phenomenons

[gray yew]

Okay forget the image

But yeah that happens sometimes too

[tall mirage]

Are the nanobots better after the update? or worse?

[dry cairn]

much better at buying.
slightly better at tapping.

[tall mirage]

nice
Ig gotta wait for nxt update to see massive gains in Primary sim

Also Idk if I can even reach RL 84 lol

[lone bronze]

IS THAT AN ITFT REFERENCE

[unborn mesa]

yes

[dry cairn]

From what I can tell, the only people getting to 84 are those with both a very badge count and all 100 levels of knowledge booster V completed.

[merry lagoon]

Such an easy event you can skip upgrades

[haughty anvil]

Anyone here?

I am trying to figure out how some of the achivements work?

For example "Dawn of dinasours"

[marble sage]

can someone from devs come on vc?

[marble sage]

what

i have an issue

[sweet hedge]

wha is it

[marble sage]

with beta

[sweet hedge]

like do you wanna exit it? orrr join it?

[marble sage]

join

[dusk totem]

Hey all

[humble roost]

Cells

Mmm

[haughty anvil]

Sooo

Anyone know how to get the Dinasour achivement?

Do I need to get all of them to a certain level or?

[humble roost]

Anybody know how to link discord with the game via the bot?

[dry cairn]

Can you screenshot your ingame achievements? Its impossible to not have this one if youve played Meso.

or if you are just looking for a more details about them, the wiki has that.

[lofty galleon]

I am not dead

[wheat holly]

slowly moving thru beyond

[river zealot]

Guys i havent played cts in a couple months, is it more fun?

[wheat holly]

There are more cells

and you can potentially buy more singularities

so id say yes

[azure turtle]

Just explain the issue here and someone can help

Or contact Cells Support, don't expect devs to join vc to help you

[rough axle]

“Oh. It’s you.”

[fathom stirrup]

Hehehe 😇

[dry cairn]

Dang. Youre getting close to my record and I have a custom made auto clicker.

[fathom stirrup]

Every increase is getting closer to your record

Btw which is how much?

[dry cairn]

I can get about 1850 without nanobots and 2000 with them.

[fathom stirrup]

Interesting. I'd say 1300 could be reachable without nanobots. So there is bigger gap (550) than with nanobots (400).

[dry cairn]

1840 and 2010 would be more accurate so a 170 gap for me with and without.

its currently set to 0.0046
I havent messed with the code in a while to see if it can be pushed further.

[dusk egret]

yay i got Pioneer 10, finally

[merry lagoon]

Hmmmm

[white shadow]

wow

[polar viper]

nah bro

<@&535129309648781332> another one

[frigid adder]

Another one falls😢

[twilit sluice]

where can i find the entire primary tree

[forest anchor]

Wiki, Primary Simulation page?

[frigid adder]

From Hardik

[jade ether]

Ngl it kinda looked like the statue of liberty for me idk twin ✌️

[clear zenith]

#🚪-how-to-join-beta

[twilit sluice]

no

[clear zenith]

yeahhh Electorus unless it's hidden in a collapsible menu it's not there

[sturdy badge]

So does entropy matter at all after I get ideas

[clear zenith]

yes

[outer hull]

Unlock the Mesozoic Valley by breaking the Mysterious Rock 200 times. The Mysterious Rock is unlocked at Research Level 4

[sturdy badge]

My next milestone is the singularity but I cant afford any upgrades

[clear zenith]

restart your sim then, get some Reality Engine upgrades

[tall mirage]

Ah, what benefit does RL 84 give? Yea I'm defo not getting

[forest anchor]

It's at like the very bottom

[sturdy badge]

This is my current idea tree im not close to any upgrades

[frigid adder]

Crustaceans soon?

[forest anchor]

Since like 12 hours ago...

[lament silo]

for me, imminent doesn't always have good meanings, but here its amazing!

[sturdy badge]

So what changes after the Sim crashes ?

[trail escarp]

Is anybody online here I need some help with the game

And uh I have a question

Does cell to singularity auto save my game

[rough axle]

yes

[hollow pelican]

yes

[trail escarp]

How do I go back to my acc in cts

Because i uninstalled it accidentally instead of remove

I did link my acc

[rough axle]

did you link via google play or the ingame system

[jade ether]

Did you cross-platform your save before uninstalling it

[trail escarp]

Ingame

[rough axle]

then jsut sign into your account and download the save

[trail escarp]

I'll just restart from scratch😭

(I didnt do any cross platforming save thing)

[rough axle]

you just said you did though...

[mellow carbon]

I think you're fine to just reinstall.

At least if you linked with account, it should just restore. It has for me every time I've migrated phones.

[trail escarp]

I only said I linked my acc

(I wanted the free darwinium)

[odd charm]

hi

im the guy who

uh

uhhh

idk

how can i lvl up faster in main sim?

[rough axle]

cheat

[winter rivet]

Good morning 🌄 👋

[winter rivet]

But what is the anomalies is this

[frigid adder]

No one knows yet

I made my theory in here before, but I assume it's Venus Colonization

[dense prawn]

Hard to believe I am almost done with the Beyond sim. I've reached episode 29 and already completed a few missions

Took much longer than I was hoping for but we're doing it

[dry cairn]

I would assume 28,29,30 takes longer than 1-27 does. at least for newer players.

[odd charm]

i did not expect that

[rough axle]

It’s a terrible idea

But it’s not a lie

[winter rivet]

But I see somewhere for just minutes
I see Interstellar space?

[frigid adder]

That was a fanmade tree

[winter rivet]

अचा मे चमज गया👍

[rough axle]

wtf is my translator on

[hollow pelican]

what

[jade ether]

what does that mean

like translation wise

[forest anchor]

#🌐-international

[marble plinth]

Hi

[mystic hatch]

I really wish I could respec my constellations

[tropic berry]

Why did my research ship reset

[mystic hatch]

interesting

[dense harbor]

still afking

[tropic berry]

I did nothing and found out it reset after waking up

[mystic hatch]

lol

[dry cairn]

Fair. Any that you spend in the early parts of Beyond quickly become irrelevant.

[dense harbor]

-# im using my laptop in lessons

[tropic berry]

how should I distribute my reaearch chip @dry cairn

any suggestion

[dry cairn]

Ive always left them about even

[tropic berry]

ty

[dense harbor]

same

[dry cairn]

Speaking of those things.
I'm 5 weeks into my anti-constellation experiment.

[mystic hatch]

🙏

if only..................

[bright oracle]

whats an empty sim

[mellow carbon]

a strategy that is currently useful for end-game people but will be obsolete after the next update.

[jade ether]

Shouldn't this be in beta?

Or idk

[forest anchor]

It does have slight beta content but I don't think it matters that much

[jade ether]

aight-

[wraith terrace]

Speaking of... is there a release date for the next update?

[amber canyon]

The wording in https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1200105238208708668 is close to the wording the Devs use for production-ready.

[fathom stirrup]

So Crustaceans tommorrow at 18:01 CET like usually?

[jade hare]

🦪

[polar viper]

Yeah probably 1 more patch and it hits release

[amber canyon]

@mellow carbon Congrats on your badge milestone!

@amber oracle Congrats to you on your badge milestone too!

[vernal hatch]

Pesky dinosaurs really did take longer than e30

[clear zenith]

My empty sim will be for nothing 😭

[amber canyon]

... Yay ... ?

-# For the death of Empty Sim

[clear zenith]

Yeah it's actually yay lol

[solid marsh]

I like the empty sims

[clear zenith]

Even if my empty sim ends midway, even having only the second week on regular sim should still be more productive than an empty sim that ends in a run of no more than a day

Also when someone asks a question about the main sim I'll be able to answer it without opening the wiki

[amber canyon]

I mean, you could delay upgrading. To get it done before re-balancing.

[amber canyon]

Well, you can continue doing them if you want.

[clear zenith]

Depends whether the chambers are nerfed heavily, but honestly I'll probably update either way. I'm not enough of a minmaxer that I've delayed getting an update before, and I'll probably not start now

-# and I may have bought the nanobot auto-start sooooo

[amber canyon]

Hopefully it's about the same - #💬-beta-chat message

-# Assuming the Devs got it right ...

[clear zenith]

Yeah, I did see that. I'm not sure how much of a difference it'll make if only half the sim is active, because I'm too tired to math

[haughty anvil]

I have it unlucked though? Just don't have the achivement...

[haughty anvil]

I have it on presitige 4.....

[clear zenith]

Do you mean on Google Play? The achievements can be buggy there, I wouldn't sweat it too much

[haughty anvil]

Yeah

[clear zenith]

Okay, no one really has a fix for that. The in-game achievements are the ones that really matter anyway

[amber canyon]

The 'fix' is to start a new game that's linked to GooglePlay and play to get them... Some of the GooglePlay achievements only seem to be awarded when you first get them. Specifically ||Dawn of the Dinosaurs, End of an Era, We Have Liftoff, Only Eight, Shark Week, the 8 Secret achievements||. If you start the new game on a separate device, it won't affect your main save. Whether you can be bothered doing this is up to you...

I imagine it'll be fixed at some point anyway 🤷.

[outer hull]

Oh I think means the achievement name not Mesozoic valley

[bright oracle]

YO

should i... do it?

[mellow carbon]

Might as well, it lets you keep progressing in mesozoic which gives bonuses in main. Before you do it, spend any of the geodes you want to use, they're worth way more at rank 50.

[mellow carbon]

Thanks, 100 more to go to 1000.

[mellow carbon]

They don't give out release dates. It's in beta so "soon" (tm). If you're on mobile you get ~1week notice of the pending upgrade.

[bright oracle]

i prestiged also i got to rank 15 in like 10m

why is that

[amber canyon]

Because of your fossil income.

[tropic minnow]

well every time you prestige, your rare and epic cards don't get voided

so

its a lot easier to rank up

[mellow carbon]

Make sure to save up for the 200 gigantosaur achievement. You want to save a lot.

[clear zenith]

Only 8 secret achievements?

[tropic minnow]

...The what?

[mellow carbon]

One of the in game achievements is to have 200 of each dinosaur type. 200 gigantosaur is the hardest one.

[quasi gazelle]

Cheese

[forest anchor]

should be good now
if a command doesnt work try again for a few times

[mellow carbon]

!faq faq

[amber canyon]

Well, that either don't unlock automatically or that I haven't found (not that I've looked for them 🤷).

[clear zenith]

Interesting

[jade ether]

But i do have those achievements in game just not on steam apparently

[barren aurora]

Why I can't get my offline earning?

[amber canyon]

They might not be the same in GooglePlay as in-game. Idk. But GooglePlay achievements definitely include different achievements to the in-game ones (although there is some overlap).

[final zodiac]

guys what in the name of god is this

[twin turtle]

do you guys just asteroid the dinos when this is the only thing left?

i am not sure if all that waiting is worth a single geode

[final zodiac]

just asteroid

its no point either way

[gaunt wharf]

...

[amber canyon]

I waited when it was L50. Mainly because I could only cope with so much Meso at once, and I used to farm trait cards at L50 for a bit (in case I got silvers/golds).Or got a geode from an event.

[split zephyr]

asteroid at least gives a better geode :p

[burnt gust]

Fuck this ads system

Why the fucking hell do I keep getting a minute ads

I'm so fucking done with this fucking Game

[split zephyr]

I assume that's on mobile?

[merry lagoon]

I unlocked singularity

[split zephyr]

maybe get the game on steam and use the steam link app on your phone to play the pc version, I havent had any ads yet

[burnt gust]

Yes on mobile

[vernal hatch]

It happened again...

[rough axle]

Only?

Lucky

[forest anchor]

Perhaps the devs overlooked the bug report? Idk

[burnt gust]

Oh and it makes my phone battery to 100 towards 79 in 30 minutes

[solid marsh]

Tf is this

Why is Noone talking about it?

[merry lagoon]

why u dont use them

[forest anchor]

There's a bug where all Research Chips are refunded unintentionally

[river zealot]

Guys r naeoves thr last thing in the dino/regular crossover thinf

[forest anchor]

Yes

[river zealot]

Ok ty

[solid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-had-stroke-trying-to-read-this-and-fucking-died-fortune-cookie-gif-3856102666220398376

[forest anchor]

It's not that hard tho??

[clear zenith]

Depends. On earlier extinctions when it's only a matter of minutes, I just wait. But when it's a longer one that'll take multiple hours or longer, I only wait if I'm heading offline anyway

[forest anchor]

Compared to some other nonsense here that message is totally readable

[indigo finch]

The Beyond is not hard, and I want to prove it.

[river zealot]

Thanks ig

[clear zenith]

It's not hard, it's just long

[forest anchor]

Bro is an alt and I want to prove it

[river zealot]

Its a complement right

😭??

[indigo finch]

I will neither confirm nor deny this statement.

It wouldn’t be the first time.

[forest anchor]

Are humans seriously getting enshittified into AIs too even tho I know it's pretending

What's even the point of talking like one

Speedrunning being boring any% WR???

[indigo finch]

It’s a little infuriating being accused of being an AI over and over again simply due to “talking like one.”

[clear zenith]

I'd say the only things that are hard in this game are the explorations and some other timed events, and that's almost entirely because they're timed. This game has a very low skill floor

[indigo finch]

God forbid anyone actually care for grammar these days.

[river zealot]

My english teacher

[clear zenith]

Nah man you use em dashes therefore you're an AI 😭

Fun fact AIs write the way they do because they're based on REAL HUMAN BEINGS that write like that

[forest anchor]

Whatever you say Dux

[clear zenith]

Hold up I see that CH pfp

[river zealot]

Do a capcha @indigo finch

[indigo finch]

Why do I even waste my time? All I wanted to do was state the fact that I’m undertaking a new playthrough of the Beyond to prove that it isn’t difficult. Instead, all I get is backlash and senseless accusations.

[indigo finch]

Its spelled Captcha.

[river zealot]

AI

[clear zenith]

I have no idea why that happened. I agree it's (Beyond, that is) not difficult

[river zealot]

/j lol

Is research lvl 52 good

[clear zenith]

I wouldn't say any RL is "good"

It's just mid-game

[river zealot]

How to get pro

[amber canyon]

It's an easy game. Not sure how you'd become pro.

[river zealot]

Max research lvl max achievements max mesezoic max beyond max upgrades max badges

[indigo finch]

It appears fate wouldn’t like me to.

[amber canyon]

Well, just play the game. And keep playing. Because primary keeps getting updates.

[river zealot]

Fate... sure

[amber canyon]

You can't ever get max badges unless you've played every event.

[indigo finch]

That was poor word choice in my behalf.

[river zealot]

How am i supposed to get all those stuff like beta lambada

I forgor their names

I don have infinite darwin

Also those logit things holy pricy

[amber canyon]

Modules? Collect Darwinium, don't waste it and eventually you'll be able to afford them.

[amber canyon]

Oh. Okay. You're a cheater? ETA NOT A CHEATER - I CAN'T READ.

[river zealot]

Atp cheaters having a hard time

[river zealot]

I ssid don

......

[forest anchor]

Ah well Beyond hard or not aside I'm fucking crashing out

Seriously where are the people???

[river zealot]

THIS IS BAD TIMING

[amber canyon]

Sorry, misread your post. 🤦

[river zealot]

The second u said it i said even cheaters having a hard time

Im bad at timing

.

[forest anchor]

All I see everywhere is either people who don't know how to properly talk and send messages for the sake of sending messages or period users who talking to them feels like talking to ChatGPTs

"Why do I even waste my time?"

[river zealot]

Damn chill

[vernal hatch]

(Days)

[river zealot]

( i like AI more than my own friends )

[vernal hatch]

This would take a while😭

[river zealot]

How do u guys comprehend E298

E20

[clear zenith]

Hi

[vernal hatch]

You can read it as 10^298

[river zealot]

Oh

Right

[vernal hatch]

About how much 0's are there

[forest anchor]

Where are the people I can actually talk to who feel sane at least???

[modern crystal]

I mean we really can't it's such a massive number lol

[clear zenith]

Oh dear am I not sane? I'm sorry

[vernal hatch]

Googol^3

[modern crystal]

True

[amber canyon]

Anybody here willing to admit to being sane?

[river zealot]

My teacher asked us to draw a triangle with a right angle and my class legit drew iscosoles and equilaterals 😭

[modern crystal]

Hell nah

[modern crystal]

💔

Ts pmo

[river zealot]

My friends say a + a is a²

💔

[modern crystal]

Sigma

[clear zenith]

I want to but ig not

[modern crystal]

I say a² = a + b

[river zealot]

Its act sad

[forest anchor]

I can barely send messages without getting braindead replies in #🏠-general. I ask for a sentence here, keep getting entire paragraphs. Leakers competing to show off. Jesters everywhere. What has this shit become???

[river zealot]

Damn

[solid marsh]

9+9=81 ahh

[modern crystal]

9 + 9 = 21

You suck

[clear zenith]

You know what... Imma just let Electorus have his moment instead of trying to reason

[river zealot]

My class is legit so ass at math

[modern crystal]

Ask them to find how many zeroes a quadratic has

It would be funny

[river zealot]

We havent gotten to tht

Im a middle schooler..

[modern crystal]

Oh

That explains a lot actually

[river zealot]

Ik the formula tho

[solid marsh]

If try to ragebait me, I'll just ragebait them back

[modern crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/smart-monkey-listening-monkey-speech-bubble-dumb-lion-lion-yelling-gif-977388511909412427

[forest anchor]

I've been trying my best to keep my feelings in check but hell no at this point I'm just gonna talk to AIs and accept the fact that I can't have a good time talking to people

[river zealot]

Dude u think highschoolers dont know difference between 2a and a²

[modern crystal]

Idk man I was worried for a second

Lol

[river zealot]

If u watch one piece ill be ur friend

[amber canyon]

You could take a break from here for a bit?

-# Obvs you already know that.

[forest anchor]

...

[river zealot]

If u start watching one piece ill be ur friend

[forest anchor]

...I hate being here, yet I still have some pathetic hope that some day the people I'm looking for will come

[river zealot]

Just dm them

[solid marsh]

Or if he watches fosha village

[solid marsh]

Omg

[river zealot]

Thats js a discord lol

[solid marsh]

Why is called a anime or Manga?

[clear zenith]

Eff this man I'll come back later when whatever this mess is is over

[river zealot]

What

Grammar not grammaring

[river zealot]

I think he rage quitted

[forest anchor]

Right I'm finished hate me all you want

[river zealot]

Nvm

[river zealot]

Literally no one said anything

[amber canyon]

Not gonna hate you ...

[solid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat-is-this-ragebait-gif-10902073105296387701

[forest anchor]

Come yap shit I guess I'm done

[river zealot]

" Why is called a anime or manga "

Fym is this ragebait

Ik its ragebait and im fallin for it

Ye bye

[small locust]

it has become coprolite

[clear zenith]

I swear everyone thinks everything is ragebait these days

I hate it

[solid marsh]

Well ragebait be everywhere

Gotta be safe

[clear zenith]

you make it sound like it's a scam

[unborn mesa]

what is going i just woke up an hr ago

[clear zenith]

it's just stupid bored people doing stupid things

[clear zenith]

I don't even know

[unborn mesa]

ok?

weird

[clear zenith]

yeah

[solid marsh]

Kinda of is

[clear zenith]

Maybe? It just feels different

[solid marsh]

It scams you of your time and sanity

[clear zenith]

That's why it's different. A textbook scam is usually looking to take something like your money

[limpid wedge]

This will take a while 💔

[clear zenith]

collect the Darwinium from your synthesizer 😭

[vernal hatch]

I feel you bro

[limpid wedge]

[limpid wedge]

I can't even imagine the next one and this is supposedly nerfed. (I know that curved universe was nerfed because I was waiting the whole week prior to the update and the price went to become 1/20th of the original)

[vernal hatch]

As far as I know, the nerfed one is Flat universe

But yeah good luck with the rest trophies

[solar sage]

Wait, is there more IAP achievement?

[indigo finch]

No

[torn fern]

When do I get nanobots

[solar sage]

Ah

[indigo finch]

How far have you reached in the civilization tree?

[torn fern]

Information age I think

[clear zenith]

You should get it after reaching ||Singularity||

[torn fern]

I was about to type that

[clear zenith]

well there ya go lol

[torn fern]

I liked to be spoiled so I know about singularity and Martian cities and more lol

[main rampart]

Hello...from Argentina!🇦🇷

[vernal hatch]

Hi

[tropic berry]

1 week to finish beyond

[junior adder]

Hello!

Should I get a module or an augment

?

[forest anchor]

Modules

[gray yew]

‘ello

[wraith terrace]

Thanks

[wraith terrace]

Yeah, I know. Didn't think before typing. Just wanted to be able to get the rewards for my empty run and not having done it for nothing

[limpid helm]

What are the gold and purple computer lunch ones?

[amber canyon]

Depends which one is best for you and how much Darwinium you have. And if you want the models in the garden that come with Augments.

[marble sage]

bruh.

[marble sage]

yooo thats cool af

[clear zenith]

You asked how to join it, no?

[marble sage]

i already sloved it

technically

[marble sage]

i mean i had some issues past that point

[solar sage]

You got when paid more

[clear zenith]

Gotcha. If it was still an issue (which I see it isn't now), #💬-beta-chat would probably be more helpful than here

[mortal geode]

what the hell is happening my touch screen works

[tropic berry]

E2D9CB96781C2015
anyone add friend

[unborn mesa]

what currency mode do you guys use, i use standard

[unborn mesa]

me

[mortal geode]

i use scientific because it helps me grasp how much i actually have

[merry lagoon]

I use the one that says I have 25 octilions

[gray yew]

I use the letter-based one
It helps visualise the really big numbers
Useful in the Beyond

[clear zenith]

Sure! I'm my server nickname. Any chance you've set your username?

[split zephyr]

is there a full high resolution image of a fully unlocked reality engine somewhere? I wanna see what direction(s) to go into first

[solid marsh]

Me too

[forest anchor]

https://ptb.discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1450392242786402377

[split zephyr]

tysm

exactly what I was looking for

[tropic berry]

hi

[clear zenith]

Thanks. It's a lot easier to type in than the player ID 😅

What level are you at? Your profile is bugged on my end

[final zodiac]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2VrrqJ68De6N0c3e1p

[clear zenith]

hi horse

[tropic berry]

77 in primary

[clear zenith]

nice

[mortal geode]

its just a mix between scientific and default i dont really like it

[clear zenith]

I think it and scientific work equally fine

[mortal geode]

well at least they give you more options

[clear zenith]

I'd say more options actually makes it harder when trying to discuss the game with other players

[merry lagoon]

Is using autoclicker in game allowed?

[clear zenith]

Yes!

[forest anchor]

Totally

[merry lagoon]

Even in events?

[clear zenith]

yeah

the devs have explicitly said it's okay

[junior adder]

I have 88 darwinium

[merry lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1279288396958797827.webp?size=96

[tropic berry]

for event if u don't use things like auto clicker progression will take years

unless u played very long in the game

having a bunch of badge

[clear zenith]

nah, I've got a lower boost than that and I'm not far behind you even though I haven't used my autoclicker once in this event

[merry lagoon]

I was using autoclicker and im in pretty much the same spot im on second playthrough and i need gloucester; im around top 15 in my division

[gray yew]

ok

[merry lagoon]

but 0 badges my first cheese event

and i dont have nanobots still lol just unlocked my first nanobot in main sim

[dry cairn]

If you're on mobile and can log into the game for 1 minute every couple hours, you'll always finish events.
people playing only on Steam will struggle without the 4x ad boost.

[clear zenith]

*unless infinity pass

[merry lagoon]

yea i started on mobile

checked steam and returned to phone

[clear zenith]

I'm the opposite. I mostly play on Steam, but scoot my save over to mobile once in a while to stock up on 4x boosts

[merry lagoon]

lol too much work for me

[earnest copper]

anyone noticing a lot of: steam cloud error mesages a lot recently like me??

[clear zenith]

Not more than usual 🤷‍♂️

They also never actually impact my gameplay

[earnest copper]

been noticing it for a while now

[dry cairn]

its bearable, once every 3 days you spend 30 minutes clicking "next ad" while watching tv or something.

[unborn mesa]

i wonder if this event's progression is gonna be bad like some people said

[clear zenith]

It's not bad it's just weird

[earnest copper]

hmmm it did affected my gameplay, i had to start the event over, so i was like: never mind

[clear zenith]

how rude :(

[unborn mesa]

okay

[clear zenith]

it's possible I haven't had a problem with it because I've got a crossplatform save account? just a thought

[clear zenith]

And that's also the progression of objectives anyway. I'm pretty sure actually progressing through the event isn't too crazy, but I can't find Nora's graph on it rn 🤔

[limpid helm]

You guys use autoclickers?

[forest anchor]

Yes

I do at least

[warped condor]

hi i'm new here, wta can i do dinosaur battle in this game?

[iron anvil]

How can I find out how long I've been playing this game?

[junior adder]

any suggestions?

[warped flax]

Buy omicron!

[junior adder]

the 200 one?

[warped flax]

Yes

[junior adder]

Okaaay

[somber robin]

Sometimes

[unborn mesa]

i always use it

[unborn mesa]

what is dinosaur battle, do you mean, mesoic valley?

[merry lagoon]

SCAMMER

how to tag moderators?

[tiny estuary]

didn’t understand what this screen was or how it worked so uh… I’ve been sitting on 774 metabits apparently

[merry lagoon]

Click upgrade start over from scratch but you can use metabits that will boost your gains

[tiny estuary]

yeah I realized that now

starting over feels so sad tho ):

[merry lagoon]

yeah but dont worry you will be stronger than ever

Imagine its like losing your muscle but you get steroids

[split zephyr]

so... I'm about to not play for a couple of weeks

am I understanding the MEtabit TIme Chamber correctly in that it also works on a completely fresh simulation?

if yes, am I right in assuming that it would be most efficient to restart before leaving and NOT do anything yet so I can get the multiplier on the initial metabits as well? or would it be better to go through the tree and then let the bonus accumulate along with entropy from the nodes

<@&535129309648781332> another compromised account

[somber robin]

Another?

I just saw another compromised account on a friend group im in

[gray yew]

also the boost is permanent
and you get to work on it
okay it might be more like the aftermath of intense exercise

[gray yew]

Brace yourself. It's gonna keep happening.

(Starting over, I mean, not the feeling-sad thing.)

[final zodiac]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2VrrqJ68De6N0c3e1p

[amber canyon]

By the time you come back the update will almost certainly be out that fixes Empty Sim.

But for now, yes. Restart and don't buy anything.

AFAIK it won't matter if you buy or not if the update is out though. But prob a good idea to have maxed TCs for when you're back.

[split zephyr]

oh that's not intended?

I just thought it might work after reading the description lol

[amber canyon]

Empty Sim? No, wasn't intended by the Devs.

[split zephyr]

okay but assuming it gets patched, it would likely still work for that iteration? or am I asting time if it gets patched before I return

[amber canyon]

Congrats on spotting it for yourself 🙂

[amber canyon]

I'm not sure exactly how it will get implemented. I'm not a beta tester. My best guess is that it might be wasting time, but having maxed TCs is never a bad thing.

[dreamy echo]

they said in the stream

smth about making the boost affect metabits/knowledge immediately

instead of at the end of the period

[amber canyon]

TLDR: The TC multiplier ||will get applied at the end - to the conversion of everything - not bit by bit during a run.||

If you're interested (beta spoilers) these are the patch notes - #🧾-beta-patch-notes message

And this message is also relevant #💬-beta-chat message

[split zephyr]

thanks a lot, do we have a set date for the update on stable yet?

[dry cairn]

Next week or potentially even this week is my guess.

[amber canyon]

The Devs don't really pre-announce dates - they announce it as they release it. ||But the most recent patch notes are looking close to those they write for production release||. Steam players get the update as soon as it releases, mobile players usually have to wait for up to a week.

[dry cairn]

Im at the point where doing another 14 day empty sim would be mostly pointless so I vote that its time to release the next update 😄

[warped condor]

ye, can they fight?😂

[unborn mesa]

i dont think so, i have never seen such thing

[warped condor]

aight thanks btw

[crystal portal]

which one is this missing achievement?

[torpid minnow]

hint : || when does the bell toll? ||

[crystal portal]

thanks for the tip i'll see what i get from it

[tawdry parrot]

the nanobots update has been a disaster for events

[tiny estuary]

what muscle I don’t have any LOL

how far can you go without resetting

for the silly

[tawdry parrot]

Your profile picture looks like the prince's flag

[tiny estuary]

..what prince

[tawdry parrot]

Theyre weaker and the cooldown is longer, actively playing events doesn't feel worth it anymore but idling sucks on multi-currency events

I am in a bit of a pickle

[tawdry parrot]

The dutch prince's flag:

[tiny estuary]

my pfp pic is the enby flag, but made with colors from a certain character’s official art, and with my own illustration of said character overtop lol

[tiny estuary]

neato

[tawdry parrot]

It's on the new york city flag

[tiny estuary]

huh

didn’t know they have a flag

[tawdry parrot]

Many cities have flags, new york was settled by the dutch at first so theres some influence

[tiny estuary]

yeah ik

good ol new amsterdam

[tawdry parrot]

@quasi ivy Do you still play?

[crystal portal]

i got nothing 😭

[tiny estuary]

||ask not for whom the bell tolls… the bell tolls for thee|| english class ptsd

[torpid minnow]

fine ill give a more direct hint which isnt any riddle : || big ben ||

[crystal portal]

huhhh

i tried looking for it but i can't find it for some reason

that's what being in a hurry does for you i guess

found it

thanks for the help

[torpid minnow]

|| so you know that its big ben, when does its bell toll? ||

[crystal portal]

i got it dw, i was just not finding the building

[torpid minnow]

aight then

[glacial pasture]

i just managed to do like a whole 6 missions at once 🎉

[mellow carbon]

Yeah, beyond is super-variable in how long the missions take.

[lofty galleon]

I am not dead

[desert arrow]

hi guys, At what level am I considered average? in this game

[amber canyon]

My thoughts - #💬-cells-chat message

But it's mainly single player and depends on which platform you play on (Steam Vs mobile), whether you have ads or Infinity Pass, play style, how long you've played ... So 🤷

There is a leaderboard you can check in-game (in the 3 bar menu, click on your player icon).

[fluid delta]

Crustaceans update makes it’s way to live tomorrow, very probably. Are you EXCITED???? 🙂

[warped flax]

Not really because I won't be able to afford it

[fluid delta]

Fair. It’s really a feature for those of us at endgame who are waiting for something new to do.

[amber canyon]

I'll have an orange AND purple update to play 🥳

[haughty yew]

the beta makes time chamber metabit/knowledge boosts retroactive correct?

[fluid delta]

I hope so. I don’t play beta though, so I hope that someone who does install the beta from about 20 minutes ago, will be able to confirm

[haughty yew]

getting a bit boring waiting for the 14 day time chamber to fill up so i can basically only play beyond and mesozoic

so was considering joining the beta purely for the not needing to hold off on playing for 2 weeks 😭

[fluid delta]

Heh.. I have mine sitting and waiting as well. And some metabits to buy any cheap nodes that might be there for the grabbing

[haughty yew]

i love beyond ngl but by god is it slow as hell

i’ve prestiged in dino land which is cool but i’m only at the start of beyond 12

not even bought uranus again yet 💀

only thing putting me off the beta is potential data loss or something similar but if there was a way to properly secure my save file that would be sweet

like an import export thing similar to antimatter dimensions

just every so often export it to a notepad so if it bugs i can just import and should be fine

[dry cairn]

Switch to mobile if you can. Beyond is 4x to 10x faster there than as a f2p Steam player.

[fluid delta]

You already can, it's a longstanding feature, it's called uploading and downloading a crossplatform save

[haughty yew]

because of the watch ad for more earnings?

i know about that it’s just general slow as hell even with that 😭

[haughty yew]

oh yeah i forgot that it doesn’t do it by default you have to do it manually

[amber canyon]

Mm. If you want to play both easiest to create a separate account for beta and play it on a different device. If you're happy just moving to beta, then local backups and cross-platform save have you covered.

[haughty yew]

lord i do not want to start over 💀

[fluid delta]

Yup! Works great. And bc it's manual, you have control. And it's advised anyway, in case of save issues.

[haughty yew]

i can not imagine a worse punishment

[amber canyon]

Well, just be aware that going beta is one way wrt leaderboards. AFAIK you can still play beta or production software versions (although best to change from beta to production when they're at the same update version).

And ofc, occasionally weird stuff can happen in beta. So make sure you use the cross-platform save 🙂.

[haughty yew]

yeah i got same file on my phone and laptop so we all good

if for whatever reason my phone file breaks i can just upload pc file and then download onto my phone and pray i didn’t make huge progress in between lol

i’m assuming i’d have to apply for beta on both pc AND mobile?

[dry cairn]

I usually recommend not to bother with beta until you are at the extreme end game and have nothing left to do.

[amber canyon]

I think Steam you can just put a code in? Mobile is a bit more involved. https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1200105190896975902

[haughty yew]

i just wanna get back to progressing main sim and NOT be forced to wait for time chambers to fill up cos beta makes it retroactive

admittedly yes i’d still have to wait but atleast i can play through it and still feel the benefits of the chamber boosts

[quasi ivy]

yeah

[amber canyon]

I'll certainly be glad to see the back of Empty Sim.

[fluid delta]

That fix to “full sim strat” is part of the update tomorrow

[haughty yew]

TOMORROW?

I BEG YOUR PARDON

[fluid delta]

Yes, very likely. As per the new beta patch notes from about 1/2 hour ago

[dry cairn]

We shouldnt be talking about it too much here. You can see the info in the beta channels.

But yes, probably tomorrow.

[fluid delta]

My impression is that it’ll still be the meta to wait the 14 days, but at least you’ll have a populated Primary while you wait 🙂
(ie: “full sim strat” )

[haughty yew]

i have never heard more beautiful news

wait so that would be production release and not beta exclusive?

🙏🙏

[amber canyon]

Steam. Mobile takes up to a week or so.

[dry cairn]

Everyone will be so glad to not have to constantly explain the empty sim strat anymore.

[fluid delta]

Heh now they’ll be explaining full sim strat now, lol

[quasi ivy]

about to start cheese i think

[amber canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-thanksgivingwith-music-the-sound-gif-27147071

[fluid delta]

It can be as little as one day wait, if you are on Apple mobile, if you go to the Cells page directly, via the App Store. Which is nice.

[amber canyon]

^ This happy

[tall mirage]

Did the || beta peeps say if it's actually patched? ||

Nice, will ask for more deets when it's dropped

[tawdry parrot]

Give me motivation to do events with nerfed nanobots

[tawdry parrot]

Oh my god

I found my motivation

[quasi ivy]

uh... for badges idk... i miss old nanobots aswell in events

[amber canyon]

Er ... Nanobots don't speed events up that much for me (mobile). The offline boost is stronger.

[opaque sinew]

Doing testing rn

[austere rock]

Joining when there is between 1-2 days left really works 😅

I’ve joined when there was like 2 days and 6 hours left and it was super competitive

I’ve joined when there was less than 24 hours and it was super competitive

But that sweet spot of between 1 and 2 days. I’m usually in the top of the top 25 or in the top 10

[mellow carbon]

Well don't tell everyone. Then it will become super-competitive again. 😉

[austere rock]

Oh yeah this is definitely a very well kept secret 🤭

[mellow carbon]

I am impressed with the people that start at the beginning and maintain the racing speed. My top two friends right now are at 10421 and 9882, and they're usually up there. I recently joined and am at 308.

[austere rock]

Dang!

I haven’t spent any Darwinium this event, other than hitting the 2x offline earning on accident once 😂 ah well.

I get 10 cubes a day, not a huge loss.

And no infinity pass rn. I’ve purchased it maybe 4 times total. But I haven’t since December. I did a two months with it active because the black Friday deal was nice and then I treated myself for the holiday

[fossil rain]

I unlocked the chicken via the dinosaur mode but it's not available to actually be unlocked, is there more to it?

[amber canyon]

You have to get to it in the tech tree of life too.

[fossil rain]

Okay thank you

[potent sphinx]

I think my Beyond save skipped the "Explore the Kuiper Belt" stage and jumped directly to "Harness the Heliosphere." The Kuiper Belt node exists at 0%, but Makemake, Haumea, and Eris never spawned. My objectives reference Eris and the Kuiper Belt even though those objects do not exist in my simulation.

Does anyone know what I could do?

[amber canyon]

Skipping objectives happens occasionally e.g. https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1488088600368250890 and https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1485710777049682110

I'd put a bug report in, then DM the Cells Support user. That seems to be how to get this fixed.

(unless you have a save you can revert back to easily and without losing too much progress).

[fair zinc]

Does anyone know what the deal is with “cheating” in events? Do devs consider auto clickers to be cheating?

[amber canyon]

Autoclickers are fine 🙂

[fair zinc]

That’s what I thought!
I’ve heard that they put you in a special division (#666) if they think you are cheating, and I do use an auto clicker but I’ve never done anything else (Idk how you’d cheat in a game like this) and I got put in that division and find it really hard to progress up the leaderboard in the event.

[potent sphinx]

I never made an additional save file in Beyond.

[tawdry parrot]

coins?

[amber canyon]

There are various things they check. It's hard to trigger them accidentally.

Check the pins for a post from me with advice (mainly for mobile users though).

[amber canyon]

It's just one save file for the entire game. 3 bar menu > save manager then local backups or cross-platform save

[fair zinc]

Gotcha. Thank you!

[iron anvil]

How can i know for How long have i been playing this game

[fair zinc]

Also does anyone know if the roles that we can get in #🏆-share-your-prestige are still updated? Specifically these: #🏆-share-your-prestige message

[amber canyon]

This? If you can't remember or didn't leave a review / join Discord.

[amber canyon]

Think they're still valid. Except some removed #🏆-share-your-prestige message

... Shark collector might be gone too.

[unborn mesa]

oh, i have met the requirements for some of them, like the 1t metabits, or the first paleontoligst badge, how can i.. like get them

[unborn mesa]

aww

[amber canyon]

Just post screenshots in there and one of the mods will check and give you the role. Usually in a day or so. Don't react to other posts - unless you want to be given the jester role instead.

[unborn mesa]

okay!

[amber canyon]

Full list of Jester reasons btw.

[unborn mesa]

i know, i have read it

[dry cairn]

Roles for how many metabits you had was a thing because the game went a full year without any major expansion to the primary sim. (late 2024 - late 2025)
With the game getting updates every month now, they probably wont bring that type of role back.

[unborn mesa]

so its unobtainable

the metabit stuff

[dry cairn]

Yeah, those and shark collector are retired and not used anymore

[unborn mesa]

ok

[amber canyon]

I just looked at your profile. Whoever decided this was the format o use was trolling all the notation fans 😂

[potent sphinx]

I don't have a cross platform save. The local backups are all saves from only a few days ago. I have one from before the reboot but I don't think I should use it.

I have been on this rank for months now.

[amber canyon]

The other bit of my reply then - #💬-cells-chat message

[dry cairn]

What even is that, lol

[amber canyon]

rAgEbAiT!!!

[potent sphinx]

The only save I have that I can go to is before the reboot. I am at rank 5 in Beyond though.

[amber canyon]

So I suggest you put a bug report in https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1010249890414202880and DM Cells Support them.

[dry cairn]

Oh the game in the bot-room channel. I havent played it in years so had forgotten about it.

[amber canyon]

Is it? In your profile it looks more like where you were at before the game-Discord bot broke.

[dry cairn]

That makes more sense

That was convenient. Sad they were never able to get that going again.

[obtuse otter]

A wild monke has appeared

[unborn mesa]

1257 of them

[dry cairn]

Oh wow. Ive been using Discord since February 2016.

Someone else had to post my own profile for me to realize

[amber canyon]

Why would you look at your own profile 🤷. I was just noseying to see if you had the Metabit roles. And then I saw the horror.

[dry cairn]

Theres still 1,159 people in the first Discord I ever created. Wonder what those weirdos are doing in there these days.

[fluid delta]

Heh, I've been using it since at least Oct 2015, at least that's what my note in 1password tells me 🙂

[amber canyon]

It's probably gone all Lord of the Flies.

[amber canyon]

Hmm ... Password SepheriaDisc0rd2015 right? /j

[dry cairn]

The people I passed it down to seem to be keeping it going well

[fluid delta]

Nono.. 1password gives very strong passwords, I use those 😄

[amber canyon]

Damn. Well there goes my cunning plan.

[fluid delta]

.... you plan?? /j

[amber canyon]

... Not really ... I'm sure it could have been cunning though.

[fluid delta]

I'm sure!

[amber canyon]

I woulda shaken the account down for research chips. The most valuable currency known to players of CtS.

[fluid delta]

It totally is. Which is why I hoard my extras like Smaug sitting on his pile of treasure. 😄

so others know: X spent research chips = X * metabits and X * knowledge earnings in a sim run. So if you double X, well...

[amber canyon]

@fallen sand

Cheese update. Confirmation that:
||Casu Martzu needs both Pecorino and Cotija.
American needs Processed and Cotija.||

[amber canyon]

Doubling badges has a big effect too. Sigh ...

[fluid delta]

That helps, but nothing beats research chips. But yeah, I'm stopping collecting badges for the most part, now that I've basically reached 600.

[amber canyon]

599 last time I noticed (earlier). Nearly sent you a congrats.

I'm about 7 weeks away from getting 50% of the badges. That's one of my long term goals.

[fluid delta]

Yep, still at 599. I don't like cheese event, so I'm giving it a pass.

[amber canyon]

Understandable. Is not very exciting.

[fluid delta]

yup. and I don't need anything Top 10 gives either, so... no motivation.

[fleet atlas]

beautiful❤️

[amber canyon]

How many BHs have you got? I've got 53 stashed up. Just in case ...

[fluid delta]

I think just 9 rn?

[amber canyon]

Beyond is Beautiful 🙂.

[fleet atlas]

0, i don't buy any and i never get to the top 10 in events

[fleet atlas]

fr

[dry cairn]

The nodes for badges are additional not multplicative so there is some diminishing return after a while.

[fleet atlas]

i barely understand but okay

[amber canyon]

I expect at some point there'll be more badge related RE nodes though.

[dry cairn]

Made it to 85. Im ready for tomorrow.

[fair zinc]

Anyone know how to see my fastest singularity time? I think its 52 seconds but I need to prove it for the role in #🏆-share-your-prestige

[fluid delta]

I had noticed. Congrats!

[dry cairn]

You can show the achievement for it. Or the time on your stats page

[fair zinc]

Thanks. For achievements, isn't there only 2? Under 6 mins and under 3 mins? The role is for under 120sec, which is 2 mins.

[rough axle]

the role is outdated

[dry cairn]

The roles are for having the achievements. They just havent updated that post.

[fair zinc]

Ah. Thank you!

[fleet atlas]

i wonder if I can make it to episode 27 before this school year ends for me (yes it ends on Friday on the 26th so yeah it's late and the earliest can be like 20th or 21st idk it depends on when will Friday be)

[amber canyon]

Idk ... #💬-cells-chat message

Maybe Sampe has forgotten 🤷.

[dry cairn]

Probably. Im sure you'll get the role if you have the achievements

[amber canyon]

Only one way to find out 😁

[fleet atlas]

episode 31 confirmed

[rough axle]

wdym

[fleet atlas]

don't know how to explain it but you can figure it out

[rough axle]

what does this have anything to do with beyond or e31 in particular

[amber canyon]

Probably. If you play often enough.

[fleet atlas]

no i was just saying because a bit after drako said that i saw text saying "episode 31" in a screenshot

[fleet atlas]

i mean there's plenty of time so yeah I'm sure

[rough axle]

Oh that

Someone else called me out on that and if you kept scrolling you would’ve seen my explanation

[dry cairn]

Let us roll it back and do e30 again.

[fleet atlas]

why would bro even call you out for being a beta tester😔✌️

[rough axle]

I wasn’t beta testing anything my related to beyond

Sigh I guess I have to repeat myself

[fleet atlas]

oh

[rough axle]

This

This

[fleet atlas]

dang

I'm guessing at 200 it's probably something like "the end of the universe"

[rough axle]

There is nothing past 30

[amber canyon]

Beta does weird stuff sometimes.

[rough axle]

Episode is simply stored as a variable in your save file

[rough axle]

It was the Reality Reboot alpha actually

[fleet atlas]

real?

[amber canyon]

Yup. Alpha did weirder stuff. Luckily that's finished now.

[rough axle]

Still get nightmares from the exponential capacitors

[amber canyon]

I still remember cashing in the glitched 300 DW thing / IP pass far too many times. Think I got 45k DW ...

Anyway. Enough about alpha. And time to 💤. If I can sleep in this heat

[rough axle]

I’m sure it can’t be that bad

(That’s about 38c)

[gray yew]

Yeah it’s hot
Thankfully night is a bit cooler

[amber canyon]

Not that hot. Humidity got to 85% though. And ofc our houses aren't built for it, and we're not used to it.

New record for the UK for May. Yay us.

[gray yew]

Woohoo
/sarcastic

Buddy we’re not built for anything

[tropic minnow]

"Lacrosse Technology"

[tropic minnow]

My delhi friends are telling me how much they're loving the 40c. Boy are they gonna be in hell once summer starts

honestly tho i feel like humidity feels worse

[rough axle]

Uh yeah

[tropic minnow]

lacrosse is a sport btw

[rough axle]

Yes

I know

It’s also a city in Wisconsin

[tropic minnow]

oh damn

[rough axle]

Hence why “la” and “crosse” have a space between them

[tropic minnow]

must be pretty big fans of it to name a whole city after it /s

[rough axle]

People name cities after anything

[tropic minnow]

ik i saw, i just thought lacrosse was more interesting than la crosse

[tropic minnow]

btw why does your clock have the entire HUD of one of tony stark's suits?

and im assuming it's connected to the internet or something

but in that case

why does it say you have no wind?

[rough axle]

It’s connected to a device in my backyard

It doesn’t pull from the weather channel or something

[tropic minnow]

huh that's weird, you guys have a weather station in your backyard?

[clear zenith]

boy do I love going from record low temps for my home state in April to record highs in England in May

[tropic minnow]

Welcome to global warming

they should add an event for that

[forest anchor]

No

What even is that

[somber robin]

#💬-cells-chat cuz im a chud

[tropic minnow]

dont ask me, ask arch. he's the one with a station in his backyard

[forest anchor]

Idec atp whether a discussion doesn't belong to this place and should go into that channel instead

[tropic minnow]

hehe weather

[gray yew]

And El Niño
That too

[somber robin]

Its hot

[polar viper]

#💬-cells-chat is the better #🏠-general chat

[tropic minnow]

Welcome to the consequences of the 1900s!

[forest anchor]

🤔

With all respect I don't think I fit in both

As I've already told when I crashed out hours ago

[tropic minnow]

That's right! It goes in the square hole!

https://tenor.com/view/the-square-hole-square-hole-shapes-piklas-gif-24625312

[forest anchor]

Atp I don't have a server to be in so I'm just gonna talk to AIs lmaoooo

[clear zenith]

oh that's neat. The best my thermostat can do is the temperature and humidity of wherever it happens to be at that exact moment

[tropic minnow]

I just look at the app on my phone, though I guess that would be more accurate... It still feels kinda weird to have a weather station that only you would use tho

[clear zenith]

which is real great for getting my dorm room at the right humidity when the ancient heating system sucks all the moisture out of the air in the winter

I'm not an AI 😞

[tropic minnow]

Well not with that attitude!

[somber robin]

Somehow my room feels insulated

[clear zenith]

The problem with my phone app is it's only outside temps, and often inside temps are more important

[clear zenith]

Good!

[forest anchor]

Yea fuck no I don't care. I don't want to act stupid and crash out everyday so if I can't have fun with people I will with robots

[tropic minnow]

I guess but idk I feel like the indoor temp is kinda useless?

[clear zenith]

dude chill

[tropic minnow]

nice to know but not really useful for much else other than curiosity, no?

[clear zenith]

Nah it's good when the thermostat connected to the heating system is broken and the actual temperature control is letting cold air in through the window because the heating is permanently set to about 75f

[tropic minnow]

maybe in a colder region that might make sense ig

ive only lived in "hot" places so i wouldnt know

[clear zenith]

colder time of year and probably colder region than yours, yeah

[forest anchor]

Chill what...

Someone just tell a mod to ban me cuz of rule #1 and I will finally break free

[tropic minnow]

the lowest delhi usually gets is like 7c so yea

[clear zenith]

you keep harping on this AI thing and it makes me feel shitty when I'm a real fucking person

[tropic minnow]

i think he meant he's gonna go talk to ai

not that you are ai

[clear zenith]

then why is he even here, if that's the case

[tropic minnow]

ionknow

[tropic minnow]

does it snow over there?

[polar viper]

Just send these mr beast scam picture and you can speedrun the ban
But idk who is gonna do the Wiki then?

[clear zenith]

In the winter (and sometimes spring), yes

[tropic minnow]

Oo interesting

[forest anchor]

I barely do shit to wiki nowadays btw

[clear zenith]

I think Electorus might need an internet break for his own sanity

[tropic minnow]

how hot does it get there?

[clear zenith]

temperatures of 100 or higher aren't unheard of in the summer (that's fahrenheit, I'm from US lol)

that's about 38C

[forest anchor]

If I'm getting banned it must be because of breaking "mutual respect" not because of scamming

[tropic minnow]

and how cold?

[rough axle]

like -30

[tropic minnow]

i feel for you

[rough axle]

i always tell people it gets hotter that the equator and colder than the north pole in my state

because its true

[clear zenith]

I don't remember exactly, but we've definitely had colder than 0F (-18C)

[tropic minnow]

damn

[polar viper]

Idk mods are pretty forgiving here about that. Most i got was a kind request that i should stop trolling normal notation users.

[tropic minnow]

-30c?

[rough axle]

i forget which

probably c

[polar viper]

There is only c, or are we in murica? i hope not

[tropic minnow]

arch and noodle are

[polar viper]

My condolences to them

[tropic minnow]

real people however measure in kelvin and we dont talk about rankine

[rough axle]

Tf is a rankine

[tropic minnow]

yk how kelvin's an absolute scale and because of that it can be used for calculations that celcius can't be used for?

rankine's the fahrenheit version of that

[rough axle]

Oh

[polar viper]

Burn it with fire

[tropic minnow]

never shouldve existed

honestly it's wild that the US isnt fully on the metric system because of pirates

[forest anchor]

You ain't harsh buddy

Normal vs scientific was never serious to my knowledge

[tropic minnow]

scientific solos, NEXT

normal notation makes no sense smh

if i wanted to learn the alphabet

i'd join kindergarten

[plucky linden]

Hello 👋

[polar viper]

One time i called someone a murican, but turned out he was from canada. (Unlucky coincidence)
Lets say. He probably blocked me

[tropic minnow]

hi

[plucky linden]

How's it going

[forest anchor]

Can't accept an opinion lmao

I don't mean the calling thing but the debate between notations

My half-conscious brain read that wrong

[tropic minnow]

its becoming clear that i have a real problem that's gonna bite me somewhere unsightly if i keep procrastinating

[plucky linden]

That's not good

[tropic minnow]

yup

[forest anchor]

Start working

[clear zenith]

I appreciate it 😔

[tropic minnow]

That would be the smart thing to do

[forest anchor]

Oh man I can't wait for employment

[tropic minnow]

Sentences that have never been said before:

[plucky linden]

I just started playing cell

[forest anchor]

Oh man can't believe people want money by not doing anything

How am I supposed to live if I don't work 🤔

[tropic minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506940509441490947/1507092478010855434/6C92B98C-C119-427E-B4DA-EE05852B94AD.gif

become fiji

[rough axle]

bouncing fiji

[forest anchor]

I know it's gonna be tiring but if I don't work then I'm just going to die faster 🤷

[polar viper]

The dilemma of employment. Either you are employed, got money, but no time and strength left to spend it, or you are unemployed, got time, but no money to spend

[tropic minnow]

go for the world record then

[forest anchor]

🤔 👀

[rough axle]

too late

[forest anchor]

Interesting

[rough axle]

world record for life is negative

[forest anchor]

I still wanna be employed tho

Have money so that I can tell my... yk, to spend money for me

[tropic minnow]

there's more categories than just that one

[tropic minnow]

am i high or am i supposed to know who you mean

[forest anchor]

And no time? I don't even make time valuable nowadays

Me when I don't do any beneficial thing to the world yet somehow complain about being busy all the time

[plucky linden]

Can you beat this game?

[tropic minnow]

sure

only if you sell four souls

tho

[plucky linden]

Lol

[tropic minnow]

Meso will take 3

[forest anchor]

Where's the option for that???

[tropic minnow]

Beyond and Events will share the other one

[forest anchor]

Lemme just use horcruxes wait lil