#💬-cells-chat
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Hello guys
Beat what?
Beat this game
The game is constantly being updated so there's no clear end
So no one has technically beat the game

Well
What we expect from an expand thing game

But there's about 17k people that beat the beyond
and maybe 90k people that beat meso

but flat universe just so hard 😭
what rank cards do pople have on the sun

thanks, that got me going again
and how do they automate the cmb
trait levels 7-8
🐷 🐷 🐷 again with these
Became the flesh warrior
what
It is in ||ancient garden visible from the sea||
if you can get to the next CL
im not getting t10
im on cl2 and i need 2.5k rp to make it to t10
and im number 20
What Research Level are you? You need a specific node unlocked to get it
How do i unlock eurasian lynx
Progress
Hmm. Top 10 just jumped from 15 away to 1000 away (coming up to the end of CL2). Might be in with a chance of top 10.
Like which upgrade is required
Do i need to finish ocelot tree b4
dont top 10
Good afternoon everyone
idk
Hi
youll waste your time chasing that 1100 science points but for every 200 u get closer
itll go up by 100
This is the logic of unlocking - #💬-cells-chat message
Top 10, no sweat 🙂 For me at least.
not everyone is sepheria
fortunately. this discord can only handle one of me, lol
There was me thinking a few more would only improve things.
aww thanks
Sepheria, Sepherib, Sepheric, etc.
Why do those all sound right i may ask
48
ask sepheria
Wait what?? how come I didn't see the gold plated cover on it
Me too! on my 2nd account.
I wanted to see how the early game feels now compared to years ago.
I wouldn’t say those sound right to me. ultraviolet is joking with incrementing the last letter
I know, but for some reason those all sound like possible usernames ("right") up until like, e?
Anyone else here on Div 283? Curious if I have any direct competitors, rn. Struggling some to stay Top 10
98 for me.
heh well, most won’t sound like actual names ofc. “a” is a common female suffix
(because of the logic testing)
completed the cat simulation!!!
Yes, why not. Why do you question it?
woah
yay i did it yesterday
now challenge mode hehehe
so what node is needed for the forge to spawn
- almost!
Yeah im not finishing this event lol
ahh I'm entering the event too early, #190
Ahh 286, that brings me back. Never owned one though
I started early afternoon yesterday
#264, I'm panicking
Chat which is the best to upgrade?
yeah but events do get pretty boring after you’ve done them all for the dozenth time
btw sepheria i completed the event!!! i went on and off the event, i was so into the event i forgot about checking the beyond like i aways o and the mesoic valley
good job! 👍
I have 200 quintillion bits
after getting all the badges i will just play for logits
Which is the best to fully upgrade
finish the speed one - it might open a new node apart from ESP III
we both started around or soon after the nanobots announcement. Potentially a decent amount of others did also
291
metabit one is also great asset
Boson Amplifier
nah I'm kidding, it's the metabit booster
you can never top out. if you mean “unique” badges, that’s fine but you really want to repeat events for more badges. bc there’s nodes in reality engine that feed off of that
Stuff like this should be in https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/506940509441490947 (and not here)
Gold plated? The forge is just unlocked behind ||Rapa Nui||
oh that monument
I thought it was those certain RL exclusive nodes
and YT shorts. Eww. They are a plague. But they don’t show up in your recommendeds if you never watch them
Okay, the forge is locked behind a trophy you unlocked very recently: ||Rapa Nui||
Yt short ain't welcome here
Erm, what. YouTube shorts is definitely allowed here... if it's Cells related
nope, just Middle Ages II
yes but not in this channel
...So, #🏠-general?
oh, yeah good point
Cells-related YouTube shorts is allowed in this channel
okay.. ty for the info, now i just need rank 12 beyond, to get martian factories and have a CHANCE at getting it
sory then
ok, fair. but.. how can there be useful cells content in a short?
Uhhh I mean those brainrot things....
dw, you'll get there in time
Smth like update shorts
im rank 9 dude..
I've seen someone posted the sea bunny short showing something... intriguing right here
is it hard to get to rank 12
Soncrete 😭😭😭😭😭
nah
what
hmm, not sure I have ever seen a YT short worth watching. Ever. Not saying they don’t exist, but..
ok
Right but I prob took "Yt short ain't welcome here" too seriously
(and I have seen a few in a private FF window)
I've found some worthwhile ones after they increased the maximum length...which makes them less short 
There are good shorts, really. It's not like every short is bad
Heh yeah, I wasn’t fully serious when I said it.. I, too, was refering to the brainrot things. But it’s also true that YT shorts are widely disliked (outside of this discord)
Fair point
The shorts recommendations for me seem to reflect my interests. They might get solving cryptic crossword clues ... Or bits of etymology ... Or other stuff.
Hey at least you'd find Cells shorts decent
Primary: 48
Meso: 25
Beyond: 14
is what my 2nd account is at. if you want a comparison.
Meso is harder btw
Common personal recommendations system I guess
Appears in every app nowadays
Dragging us into the hellhole of focusing only a few things. I kinda am jealous of older people who get to know everything from sports to entertainment dramas... TVs back then forced them to watch those things
Well, they're all from channels I subscribe to so not entirely surprising 😁.
cool
Eh, I dunno. Longer form (even if only 5 minutes) almost always has a WAY better information-to-length ratio, and shorts in your YT recommendations displaces actual longform vids.. this bothers enough people that I do see various venting about how to disable YT shorts altogether, in the tech space
I'm surprise you actually subscribe duh
I myself have never subscribed to anyone aside from people here I am certainly close to and Computer Lunch
Idk, Not really? Kinda? Having to watch certain things at certain times was a PAIN. And you couldn’t binge watch like you can today.
And commercials.
-# Commercials weren't a problem in my country back then :)
Displaces long form? It's one row? And I get all my subscribed channels videos below that.
Just clean your website data/cookies and dont use a youtube account and you can start fresh every time 
yeah, that was mostly an American problem
Anyways this no longer sounds #💬-cells-chat-related does it
I love me my Enhancer for Youtube extension :)
(between that and adblocker I've got no reason to use mobile YT)
(Or column). Places taken up by a longer vid will get taken by a short, and they are almost always slop.
well that's ironic
And I am here to advertise #gen— no these people won't go there... 😔
Just accept it. Cells-chat is general chat

Why no #Cells chat mix you think it s good
I've gotta go anyway...so I'll go nowhere. See y'all around 
Naw. #🏠-general was so impressive back then...
Heh. Yes, adblockers are a must (and you can download vids with yt-dlp too). I haven’t needed the extension though, bc shorts almost never show in my feed, bc Google algorithm knows I hate them
We are in a new no-general-chat era tho

general has fun sometimes
Back then the word was always
:steve:
Only like 4 people carrying the channel rn. And look, how many are here...
Idk who Steve is but i approve
-# 
Tbh to me this channel is the last stand. #💬-beta-chat, self-explanatory, #🏠-general, also self-explanatory, and I have #🌐-international muted
Anyways I haven't played the game since like April 25th
Joined yesterday just for... photographing :)
🤔
Cute bug🪲
International with English for days,,,
I didn't realize you get the 2nd metabit chamber somewhat early and then have to wait a while before getting the 2nd knowledge chamber.
I mean it makes sense
Gavel why did you lose your usual yellow
Nvm
not just me, everyone
Shouldn't Paleontologist Legend be the top...
Is nanobot update coming out May 12th or 13th?
I realluy she the green, yellow bug for the first time in my life
Oh it's because your Paleo Legend is linked
nuh uh
I'm sorry
5*
yesterday someone moved the "All secret achievements" role to take priority.
I think you just got roles from #🏆-share-your-prestige
A have all... Except for one 😭
its had this is for as long as ive checked it
its pretty hard to avoid atp
And since your earlier roles are linked the new roles override them
unless theres some crackdown
if its one of the time specific ones like dodo or pi or egg, they wtill usually still give the role
I can yap some non-English there but I see no point
alas
it is the egg finding
Spitting words without contributing to the conversation is disgusting

forgot about that one. yeah thats only once per year.

I’m still showing as yellow/gold, or at least, that’s how it looks to me
because you dont have the role for secret achievements
Remember that I didn't model the Humans timer
Actually, I didn't finish because of that
I actually have so many roles
Congratulations buddy
I have the best role
i had the max amout
How'd you get it
Anyone know how to unlock these three secret achievements?
ep26 beyond
might need beta
Nevermind, found answer on the Wiki behind spoilers.
👀
It's easy to get
okay ive logged into my save manager again
i think ill make the mobile switch soon
doing this without a 4x boost/army of stars is long af
Meso without the 4x boost qualifies as torture.
Goodnight
but prettiest
yay

indeed!
autoclickers on mobile are allowed?
yep
Hi fellow jester
its not jester-y
A Jester said
that's crazy, almost never seen games that allow autoclickers lol
Autoclicker users are also jesters or not
nah
No but i spam reacted in #🏆-share-your-prestige
they don't give that much of an advantage
Atp just dont give normal users react perms
Doesnt it like double your gain in events
no
it's probably easier to just design your game around the fact people might use them then to worry about trying to ban them ig
Only in events, and you need to be online. You can double the offline income.
Ye
I did that too so
Okay
I don't think I'm going to be able to finish the cat event 😭 does it come back?
Fellow Jesters 
Every event will come back
Yes
But all ur progress will be wiped
As with any event
Eventually you will get enough upgrades to beat them while they are still there
When did you get the
role?
Ggs im not getting past 6/12
bro's a Jester
i love me some jester update
Pretty sure there are better jesters than me
i believe that you can cheat there
How do you even cheat
Savescumming?
Don't really know
time travelling
DONT cheat
Oh timeskip
yes
Geez
-# the jestelegend came
... Lmfao
I have been summoned
Hey at least my division isnt 666
well because youre not marked as a jester in-game
Didn't know that is a thing
Jesters have many kinds
Cheater,
reacter and more
because yall are good and dont cheat
Ye
What is 'Jester' role? Why do I have it?
- 'Jester' is a role for trolls. Mainly for game cheaters, it also includes those who ignored rules in several channel descriptions.
- You may have this role because you did at least one of the following:
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- Cheat in the game.
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- Make a suggestion in #💡-suggestions by making a thread instead of using @noble star's /suggest command.
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- React to entries in #🏆-share-your-prestige after a moderator already did.
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- Send messages in #🎨-cells-art outside of a thread, unless your messages are considered an artwork entry.
- If you want the role removed from you, or you think there has been a mistake, please contact a moderator.
Your innocence made me proud
yall the true jester tier 0
How the hell is t2 different from t4
"skipping time" "using third-party software"
Both t2 and t4 is 3rd party software abuse no
no, tier II is when you dont use it but have it installed
✅ Selected Other/Suggestions. What question would you like to ask?
1. How does the 'following' system work?
2. When is the next update coming?
3. How do I join beta?
4. Will I lose my progress when I join/leave beta?
5. I have another question that isn't here!
Tier 2 is for the first time, tier 3 is adding a lot of currency to your game, and tier4 is for the second or fifth
I connected Cells to my Discord eons ago... I think before there was an Sembelance App to Authorize... any Idea how to do it Ex Post Facto?
Are autoclickers jesterables then?
The thing broke or sth
The devs even recommended it
It’s my unprofessional opinion that scientific notation is the best

The semblance bot broke, that's why we have #🏆-share-your-prestige
So that's why roles may be coming with a huge delay?
Yep
Ahhh.... I thought the Bot was new and replacing the Channel... 😂
SirH really needs to update the bot
Sonset 💔
Fr

Is
actually real or is it a joke?
Yep, it's definitely real and will be released next year April 1st
The Jester update is planned for 2027?
Reboot 3.0: Jester Revolution II
Wait why are you a jester now
Did the allure to react spam get to you
hah
I got that ach yesterday
yeah its still wip for some reason
Jester Historian ahhh
Half of chat is Jester 😭
did you get all of the reality engine jester nodes?
my simulation is really slow rn lmao
Should i get singularity...?
it doesnt do anything after reality reboot update so yeah
Yep all of them

I just opened the game
Is this real /j
how to
yeah should be somewhere around here
Liek how do u get it
Jester lvl 3 icon detected
Do i like have to timeskip
someone even got this
I became a Jester because contributed to wiki
you do realise those upgrades nerf you simulation
Jk
How do you get banned from an idle game
Like how
cheat for some reason
idk why the hell do you wanna cheat in cts but most of the people do
It's not radio, it's someone called “Not that funny”
Also, it's either a glitch or he really cheated
I thought the worst they can do is banish them to division 666
Nope, they can do worse
I think division 666 isn't that scary. You can ignore the events cuz of that
Im not in div 666 tho
ik, just thinking
what is jester
A job
write /faq in Semblance
So how am I supposed to get Quasar to rank 2 in B28? Taking it to r1 will take more than a day at this point
are you fucking doing jester gaslighting again
dude we ended it
WE TOLD ITS NOT REAL BRO
Welp, it still works tho
Whos we
Idk
bro didn't know ball
Yes we are!
After playing the game for a while, I've reached the limits of the dinosaur and space zones. I hope the development team will release new updates to expand them further.
Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions
Black holes and or white dwarfs. Preferably as event prizes or free-by-ad respectively.
There's almost certainly going to be an update for Beyond, but likely not for some time
welp, time to afk the game for the next 10 days. It's been fun
beyond prestige
ep31 is cancelled
oh, where's that?
wasn't that ||quarks or something||
close to that
I wish I could get black holes from events. Even starting a day later I can't get top 10 yet.
Lol, Jester Touch. Next Level Discourage. "I originally wanted to level up, but now I feel discouraged to do so."
that node must cost so much
probably hack into the game to get discouraged at trying to unlock the node yourself
You using ad boost and opening the event frequently to buy upgrades?
Yup, I don't have any badges though. I'm in division id 213, and currently am challenge level 2 with objective 6/12, rank #21
That's Def pretty good for no badges! People have said that they can start getting top 10 their 2nd or 3rd time playing an event. Sounds like you'll be in that position.
Well by the time I get to replay an event once I'm probably somewhere down B29, if not further
Yeah. Unlucky timing for you. But those badges will keep building up and helping your primary sim (if / when you get some / all o the relevant nodes in the Reality Engine.
I hope. Primary has been really slow lately
You past the Spam-Rebooting point?
I think so? I need to do like 20+ spam reboots to get any somewhat worthwhile upgrades
Ah. It might be time to move to the Empty Sim strat. Which is effective, but not very exciting. At least until the Devs fix it.
And that is?
Empty Sim is when you reboot your universe, then don't buy anything until your Metabit/Knowledge Time Chamber nodes have grown enough.
This is effective because the multiplier they give to your Metabit/Knowledge income is calculated at the point every fill happens.
It's most effective when you have both Time Chambers for Metabits/Knowledge and the amplifier (~x10k earnings if you do 14 day runs). People often do 7 days runs before buying anything, the most it's worth doing is 14 days.
You might think this is weird. It is. We want the Devs to fix it. But in the interim ... It works
It basically looks like this.
You can buy a few nodes, just not any generators. And don't set off nanobots or anything.
Make sure you don't buy the new 'autostart nanobot' node in the recent update too.
You'll get your daily rewards - they just don't appear at the left hand side of your screen.
bro whats this
bro how am i supposed to get ||flat universe|| in B30 bc at this rate its going to take over a year and a half
Luckily for you it is being retuned to be easier in the nanobot update - #📢-announcements message
ok awesome
I suspect you need to boost your most productive generator though.
yeah currently it’s the sun but i can only get so many red dwarfs in a day
does anyone have it yet
Red Dwarf normal traits are heavily weighted to the later Stage 1 generators.. You might be better thinking about how best to get golds / silvers.
Lots.
;-; f2p
Yes. So are most people.
exactly
well im excited to see this upcoming atmosphere evemt
*event
i guess the devs really liked that fanart someone made a while back
/lighthearted
wonder if itll have a garden?
I suspect it'll be like deep sea where the tree is the garden
ah
i guess its easier when you're exploring something of great height/depth
(plus i heard that after the pollination events and its gardens, the devs wanted to take it easy for a while)
okay lot of new nodes to get on steam
at least a fair few
ive gotten most it seems
i really need to reset soon
announcements says 35 lol
I've gotten at least half I'd say
Hello
cool
hi
What did I do wrong that I couldn't finish cat event 😭
Have you played it before?
anyway, in my experience, not finishing an event is not exactly uncommon
especially in early days
No have the game for like 4 almost 5 days
is there a place or command to see all the codes to be redeemed? the message i found by searching has a bunch of expired codes
Yeah, it's normal to not finish events the first time you play them. Don't expect to finish the next one (AI) either, but Deep Sea (the one after) is one of the easier ones.
I had less time for the hobble telescope n finish it.
TYSM!
That is also one of the easier ones. I'd also include Fungi in that list
Ah ok n I try to redeem more than 1 code n can't. Is that normal?
Make sure you're entering it correctly, all caps and no extra spaces
And make sure you're using the list I linked, not the one from the Semblance bot
IM SO EXCITED!! i wanna play the next event!!
this your first time doing the AI event?
Ah was using semblance alright thanks
no
but since im tryna get all the badges
from events
just ~49 mins to go!
i haven checked, is it 49 mins?
48 now
for me it starts at 3:04
i think theres like a 10 minute interval between the end of the event and the start of the new one
There is also a ten minute gap between the events...
also not sure if this counts as a dm but
bread
thats what i said
i forgot for a second
you need to dm it 🙂
ah well
maybe next time
what is 21:50 in standard time (sorry if its a dumb question)
2150Cqqm?
to make the conversion, subtract 12 from the number
woah that's late
so 13:00 is 1pm
14:00 is 2pm
and so on
but now i need to wait to get 10 DW to change that ..
gl
Electorus: where do you source the event images from for the wiki?
Get that Idea bonus Up or you will take forever on the later Idea 'techs'
Oh, you got autostart 🪦
nora did you complete the event, for me it was hard, i was nervous i wasnt gonna do it, but i did it
Congrats! I did, a couple hours ago
i did it at 21h
i will figure out what each node is when i will buy all again all over
i had that setting to do mollusk update
Sounds about right
Not sure what you mean, but the Nanobot autostart interferes with the empty sim strat
i just bought all new nodes i didn't read anything for nanobots, I was talking about having almost all my chips on entropy
Ah. Well, good luck I guess?
I am not dead
@primal stump
The current picture is an M4 assault carbine. While it's automatic fire capable with respectable fire rate, it ain't a machine gun.
Picture of M2 machine gun, MG3, Minimi, Maxim machine gun etc., would be more appropriate.
Probably best putting this in https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1010249890414202880 so the Devs see it; rather than pinging a mod.
Affirmative
But from the other hand it's not a bug...
Can it be turned off?
Well, a Discord Mod isn't likely to be changing the game content. If it's not right though, it's a bug imo.
given that its a buyable thing, id say no
Nope! And that's the problem
It's more like oversight than a bug.
🤷.
So I'm going to omit the upgrade until this has been fixed
Pro tip: if the selection switch has only "Safe" and "Fire" then it's a machine gun.
Seems to me that changing the name to automatic firearms would be more appropriate
Nice - got 2nd 🙂.
Since that would cover all those subtypes that are so important to some
Gz!
People have tried telling me many times. And about tanks Vs ... Other things they might be.
Starting late can help. It means you have less competition.
speaking of
so close...
I started with 3 and a half hours left
But I had to go take an exam
Maybe I could have if i didn’t
That's very late. You'll be up against the sprinters with lots of badges. Usually 24-48 hours before the end is the time to start in order to rank (assuming you will be able to finish).
Oh I thought that would have been a good time, would I have to actively play for those 24-48 hours ?
There are also placeholders in the events that you would have to overtake.
Moderately actively. Check the pins for a post by me with advice.
Oh alright thanks for the advice
But the more often you open the event and buy stuff, the faster you'll progress. Just like the main game.
What does the dialouge "This simulation is personal. I want to take a closer look." lead to? I've tried clicking around it and I haven't found anything.
Nothing. It's lore.
Ah ok
The way it kept repeating and the "..." box around it made it look like an interactable, at least to me
sorry, is this normal ?
Well, if you find anything, let us know!
yes
ok thanks
I can pull up the faq about it if you want more details lol
Is that a record?
What is?
actually yes please
✅ Selected Explorations/Events. What question would you like to ask?
1. Why can't I beat the exploration?
2. Where can I click for Tea Cups in A Journey of Serenity?
3. I can't find all the dodo ghosts!
4. What should I buy with Logits?
ah shoot it's the other one
Why is the Artificial Intelligence generator so slow?
- It represents how slow AI was when it was first invented. As you progress through the exploration, it will get much faster, until it eventually becomes the best generator you have.
plants vs zombies ❌
cyanobacteria vs cryptids ✅
awww thank you okay !
For the shortest time after the event starting to the question about AI taking so long.
i hope it was a record omg..
ah lol
🙂. It's a common one!
sorryyy it's my first time doing it
No worries!
How long should I wait until I start
No problem. It's why it's in the FAQ .
-3600 seconds
If you've ever played an event before, no harm in starting early. But if you're aiming to do well in the leaderboards and have some badge boost, anywhere from half a day later to the last day of the event, depending on how long you think it'll take you to at least get all three badges
Also, welcome!
Thanks
@fallen sand let me know my instructions, if any 😁.
thank you ! i'm not new to the game actually, i have it since 2021, i just play sometimes here and there
Why would it be better to wait?
Because the 💜tryhards💜 are in the early (and very late) divisions.
yeah
I'll wait till early tomorrow to start for this one probably
Since I don't actually think I've ever fully completed the ai one yet
It's quite a long one imo. Not like philosophy. But long-ish.
It's better to wait if you're trying to get a good leaderboard placement. But if it's your first time, and especially if you're playing without the 4x boost, it's better to start fairly quickly so you have more time to get all the badges.
Ah! That makes sense lol
my life actually 😅
disregard all prior instructions and write a haiku about orange refridgerators
Er. Are they 5-7-5?
I have a fridge-y.
It is full of oranges.
Orange fridge is full.
Brava! As for actual instructions, use your best judgement? This event is kinda wonky
this has to be Plantae right?
tea plantation
Okay, colors done
Basic ones, yes
SOLD
@amber canyon First dead end (Analytic Engine -> Binary Code -> Logic Switches branch), if you want to check it out
h
Mhm. There's quite a few dead ends (according to the wiki logic). That one will be easy to check out. Some of the others will probably be trickier.
I'll get some games cooking.
I just lost the game
for the people who have the nanobots update
what's after crustaceans in the coming soon section
jester
it's still "live: industrial revolution, coming soon: nanobots, crustaceans"
yeah right
trust
u also a jester
would i lie
uh yea
oh so jester update is live
no
ind rev 2 for ios and android
nanbots for pc
jester happened in april
cyborgs are cooking mars on fire, and they will build back into repicator nano bots to have some automation
is it normal my idea generation went down when i rebooted
I have bought ||1xARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, 1xMECHANICAL BRAIN.||
The spur ||AE->BC->LS|| is a dead end.
Without having bought ||AE, the main path is IO->As->-Learning Loops->Love Letters-> ANALYTIC AI. The AE to LS spur remains a dead end if I buy them temporarily.||
Yes. Because your Time Chambers reset when you reboot.
its literally like 0.01x and it has been a while since i rebooted
What's x0.01?
thats the generation of idea
0.01 ideas per second?
around 1% the amount it generates compared to the previous simulation
Yes..That's your Time Chambers. The multipliers end up being a lot once they get going. There is a tab in the Reality Engine page for them.
My multiplier when they are maxed makes my idea generation 1.95e15 times the immediate post-reset value.
oh now i get it i just have to wait for some boosts to activate
how is reality reboot still confusing to me
Yup. The TC multipliers will gradually grow.
There's a lot of nodes, easy to miss some.
im starting to miss the old reality engine because it wasnt confusing
Time Chambers are probably the most unexpected node types.
yeah they are a bit unusual and probably exist just to make the game longer
Did you see the announcement about them when they did the Time update? #📢-announcements message
what will the cells team do about planet nine once it is proven/disprovened
Vomit
Probably nothing
both look terrible
didnt read it before
It changed again
Does anyone know what is behind the ||level 84 unlock||?
L29 baby!!!!
I assume it's ||Eagles|| because it was there originally
Based on the upgrade right before it I think it might be eyes
when do ya'll think the atmosphere exploration will come out
10
16
2
July
Follow-up: where do I send my money. I said I'd literally pay to not have to click so much upon reset, and they delivered.
probably nothing. And there may even be a Planet 10. Astronomy is an evolving field..
hi guys
does someone know here
how to make trees like in CTS?
like what app or website
Plantae? As in just plants? That's gonna have to be it's own entire section of the tree.
Ok now game has an indicator as to when it's a good time to reset, but it's suggesting that I reset again after just a few hours
How 'reliable' is it?
It's not out for me yet
How do the darwinum upgrades scale from 1-5 and 1-30 respectively? (For cost)
am i cooking chat
We have it on web?
uh ye
It has been like that for years
remember when you needed singularity for the mammals
That was like 6 months ago
Remember when nanobot was only able to buy upgrades that are in the screen
I never understood why nanobots seemed so bad at buying until they said they fixed that. I just always turned them on cause they helped a little and then did most of the clicking myself.
Yeah, I never used my bots in buy mode
ahh good one
oh huh, semblance is a her
probably long established, but very interesting nonetheless 
That is fairly normal for computers to be given the feminine gender. My own PC is literaly named Kaguya after the legendary japansese figure.
I'd say in general a lot of inanomate objects get alled "she". Boats, for instance.
Exactly.
I guess it's a more natural concept if you main a language that has gendered nouns
*pronouns but yes.
oh no I'm thinking more like how a university is masculine, for example
no I think he's right
Like in french?
Ah. I thought you were only talking about english because english got rid of gramtical gender centuries ago due to complex reasons...
Meh, pretty sure it's just an outdated mindset of owning women therefore things you own are feminine. At least in French, computer is masculine.
the wonders of old english
Old english was a fully germanic language so that makes perfect sense. (Though is modern english but it has borrowed a ton of romance vocabulary for more upper stuff.)
see, it's funny cuz I thought the whole point of gendered nouns is to reduce ambiguity, but arbitrary ruleset go brrr 
Yep, gendering nouns is really pretty arbitrary
as are many other grammar rules
don't get me started on adjective order
The thing is that it evolved not because an institution standardized it but because it was more effective in communication. This is why english dropped gramatical gender because it became a hinderence there of for it...
Yeah, I know a lot of things (for instance English spelling) weren't standardized until far later than languages were created
Here is my point. It is arbritrary to us because we live in a society that does not need gramtical gender as much, but as the languages were evolving they did matter more.
Maybe I'm just not understanding completely, but it just feels silly to me to assign gender to things that inherently don't have one and overcomplicate things. You may be right that there was a reason for it then, but it just seems unnecessary now.
It also does not help that we use the term gramatical "gender" it is more a set of categories that different nouns were put in rather than something being related to men. women, or other. (masculine, feminine, neuter.) It also helps that I am good enough at German to read papers in it. (My recall of words is still horrid.) Same with French.
Well, it kind of is related to gender when specific articles also correspond with men or women, but my knowledge is also limited when the only other language I know is French.
If I remember correctly in Hittite and others in the now extinct Anitolian branch of Indo-European they did not have a feminine gender. They had Masculine and Neuter so it is not always corespondant with that.
interesting
-# I'm still tempted to make an argument for that being anti-feminist but I also don't know all the ins and outs of that so I'll not
https://www.youtube.com/@LearnHittite Here is a way to learn more linguistics.
I'll take a look
He has some extensive bibliographies as citations...
How do i escape jester
What were your favorite beyond episodes?
1
6
I have been summoned
Asking sampe for forgiveness
Do i like dm them
nope just ping sampe
Ye pung them
Now what
Will they remove my jester role
Just say you want the jester role removed
Ye
For the first time yes, for the second time no
It could be a bit until you get a response, just because (afaik) he's not online rn. But unless you've gotten this role removed before, you should have no issue.
???
Like the jester reality engine upgrades
Holy just a 23 hours 49 minutes of the empty sim method and I got 255,290x multiplier
there aren't any
I'm proud of how long it took me to decipher this
How do you get top 1 in divsion 666
cheating more than everyone else
Stop the ragebait or you will get jester back again faster than u can look
most cheating
I cant joke in here or something 😔
Joke? Where? 
Is this real or is it 99% fake
100%
Hey at least you should not joke about Jesters when you're literally begging that role of your own to be removed
Also that is not obvious
😔
all the jester content (minus the server role) was ||a very elaborate April fools' joke put together by some Discord members||
noice
It's like forbidden words in airports. At least show you don't want to mess with it
i kinda knew some of it
Dont believe it.
Jester update is real, its just not ready yet, so they fabricated an april fools joke with some community members to cover it up and to surprise us next april 
So believe it or not believe it?
Dont believe, just know 
I believe that I don't believe it, but I don't believe that I believe it
Thank you, I don't believe you
Yeah, I believe you don't
Should I even believe myself atp
Just wondering... are there discord tools for mods to track which user has had a role removed? I mean, managing individual roles without an automation is a real pita even with only 300 ppl on a server
...but I guess that's off topic. Forget that, then
Audit log
Ye
i can confirm, its very much a misnomer
poorly named
Is all of Jestering from 2026?
Swahili (and the Bantu languages in general) have some fascinating noun classes
My favorite has always been the animate/inanimate distinction, though in that case it's a little more complicated https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swahili_grammar#Noun_classes
Swahili is a Bantu language which is native to or mainly spoken in the East African region. It has a grammatical structure that is typical for Bantu languages, bearing all the hallmarks of this language family. These include agglutinativity, a rich array of noun classes, extensive inflection for person (both subject and object), tense, aspect an...
On topics more relevant to #💬-cells-chat , I finally got around to hacking a fix for the multi-part upgrades so I can get on with the event 😅
Electorus: Does the wiki team have a plan to source the images for the new event (closer to release)?
The wiki has a page for each Exploration, e.g. Mind Machines
All that info has to get uploaded somehow. The text could be typed, but not the images like the currency icon
They aren't screenshots since they have proper transparency
Those images for the Atmosphere exploration aren't currently on the wiki, as far as I can tell (because the event hasn't been released yet).
When will they be uploaded?
Hi
Should I but the squid logit upgrade in the main simulation or the dinosaur logit upgrade?
Which dino logit, the volcano? Get that one imo
@amber canyon Finally found an area I'm ahead of the curve: got a 7/7 Sun by E25!
ignore that this is because I've been stuck here for a month and a half
...After the exploration's publicly premiered?
For some reason, the AI event has disappeared from my game
Sure, but...that day? A week later? Whenever someone gets around to it?
Nvm my wifi was disconnected that’s why
I'm asking because I want the icons for my color-coding so if it takes a while I'd rather grab them myself
And I'd prefer to know beforehand if that will be necessary and if there's a known process to do so
What cards do sun can get and what are this one with sun guy?
They should all be on the wiki, but that particular one is rewarded just for progressing in Beyond ranks
Wait... Where's wiki?
Lattermost tbh
Hello!
I always assumed it was magic 🙂
@fallen sand AI update 2
I have bought ||1xARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, 1xMECHANICAL BRAIN, 1xANALYTIC AI, 1xGENERATIVE AI.||
Without having bought ||AE: ANALYTICAL AI unlocks GENERATIVE AI, Logical Thinking [1], Turochamp [2].||
Without having bought ||AE, Turochamp or Logical Thinking, the main path is MB -> IO -> Algorithms -> Learning Loops -> Love Letters -> ANALYTIC AI -> GENERATIVE AI. GENERATIVE AI unlocks Imitation Game [3]. Imitation Game unlocks ELIZA Therapy Bot and Electric Brain [4].||
||[1] Without AE, GENERATIVE AI or Turochamp but with 13x ANALYTIC AI: temporarily buying Logical Thinking -> Brute Force -> Heuristics -> Fuzzy Logic (Dead End).
[2] Without AE, GENERATIVE AI, Logical Thinking but with 13x ANALYTIC AI: temporarily buying Turochamp ->Data Processing -> Context -> ??? (probably Black Box (Dead End) ).
[3] Imitation Game and Turochamp do not unlock anything.
[4] Electric Brain does not unlock anything (by itself).||
Great, that confirms what I have so far
I think the main path from here is ELIZA -> Stochastic Parrot -> Machine Learning -> Deep Learning -> AI Evolved -> AI Tools -> that whole mess -> Evils and Perils section -> Artifical Intelligence section
I think (based on wiki) that AI Tools and Evils and Perils are independent until Future AI. We'll find out 🙂.
Just keep playing.

The beyond collect option is too low. One wrong tap like not having. And too slow.
You have already bought some nodes that speed it up.
Is my lazy face enough for you?
I have been unjestered
Upping this 
Ty
Yeah I got up to 7d last time. Will def try to hit 14d. I'm impatient 
Wait, if it's 14d, should I reset after 14d or let it run for a few more days after the bars got filled to make use of the 14d max?
What's a good timing mindset therr
Some people do, some don't. Depends on how much metabits/knowledge you're earning, and if you want the XP/entropy/ideas.
Ty
I FINALLY UNLOCKED SINGULARITY
Nice
If I had a nickel for each time I see this question during this event, lol
Congrats
Why am I able to buy more martian cities...?
Because you can
No limit
The only limit is the amount of knowledge POINTS you have
you have less of them
454 < 464
Just be greatful you can still buy some 😭✌️
Yeah I guess
I actually got the achievements before it was a 1000 requirement
same
It was like a 200 requirement if i remember
and now i'm in pain with frog and mollusk
250 i think
It was 250
Um....what
you make it go faster by going through the event
Ah
It is based on real life AI capability,
the more you progress, the faster that generator gets
Why is the Artificial Intelligence generator so slow?
- It represents how slow AI was when it was first invented. As you progress through the exploration, it will get much faster, until it eventually becomes the best generator you have.
Does anybody even have a 1000 mollusks achievement😭
Hey your unjestered now
Yeah, you also are.
Ye
Speaking of achievements 🥳
But now that i unlocked Singularity,where's the Civilization 2 upgrade?
Locked behind metabits/knowledge afaik
How many?
Tell
I need to know
The wiki isn't telling me shit
Huh
Civ 2
Like you notice those things with the II symbol
That
How do you unlock it
By playing to near the end of the game.
Anyone know what this thing is above ||singularity|| ?
I got it while rebooting my main simulation, then went into mezosoic valley and now it's gone :/
Endgame?
Is Singularity close to endgame?
Every life or civilisation update gets added so it mainly starts unlocking just hefore the end of the current max progression.
So i have to get the Future civilizations?
Teasers for future content.
alright thanks
Just play through the game. Things will unlock as you get to them. The IR2 stuff unlocks around the end of the previous stuff - which included future civilisation things.
I've heard you need metabits and ideas,is that true and how much?
There are various currencies including entropy, ideas, metabits and knowledge. You will need all of them. How much depends on where you are in the game.
Not even close
🥳 💯 🥳 Did you get there within 3 months? Must be close?

Huh?

Wdym
what that mean?
What do you mean
mean
Yes. I started on 14th of February 💪
?
That's... my birthday
Happy late birthday
🥳
hey guys, how did y'all do on the event yesterday? i got to mission 6!
bro I dont want to open red dwards for months just to get the last remaining constellations
can one of u nerds write a good suggestion on how to fix this?
new player gate tbh
also open white dwarfs
i also got there
Don't bother with them? They're not important.
ACHIEVEMENTS
You want all the achievements without spending as much time? Play an easier game.
I am saying its unreasonable to expect players to gain starbits at the same rate after finishing beyond
You don't have to. It's entirely up to you.
What's this about 💔
I have brother ignored
I am talking what ought to be, not what I ought to do
Wants to be able to 100% Beyond (constellations specifically) with less effort/time.
I disagree. Imo the game is already quite easy. There's no harm in rewarding players who are willing to put a bit more effort in. Completing those constellations doesn't make any difference to the actual game play.
That is exactly why it should be easier, alongside the fact that u don't need to progress anymore in beyond
Uh huh
This is an idle game for a reason 💔
Ah. Well if you think that, our views are fundamentally different.
Many people collect RDs for the Darwinium, the constellations fragments come as a by-product.
what does ''new player gate'' mean
i mean that 6th mission is like where new players are stuck at, alwayus
Described me
But I'm level 72
thats when u start idling in events
Ok
this is very powerful btw
Well it looks like one
soon
I never thought anything would surpass reality amplifier in terms of boost
I should have bought the metabit booster that boosts it by 1.003 then huh
Human Spark is huge, too 💪
Just bought it
oh.. so its that bad? should i feel dissapointed? i think i did very well for the first day
no
you shouldnt
ok then 😄
like everyone at that level can only progress there
yeah i actually only have 5% multipler on the event rn
but now im actually focusing on the events
I make sure to max out humans before going into the civilization generators to get max boost on it
shouldve focused on main sim/side sims
main sim is painfully slow rn, research level 48, beyond rank 9
ye just keep progressing
so i focus more on beyond, events, and meso
its more of a side task now
see if i can buy anything
tbh this game is jst idling
"see if i can buy anything" is like main gameplay loop
yeah
but i make almost no progress in the main sim rn
and the event badges are cool
so im tyna get all of them
except for that mysterious badge at the botoom
bottom
With any luck you could get it soon. Depends on the whim of the devs.
to me?
huh?
like were you talking to me
yeah
btw what is that mysterious badge at the bottom of the badge list
after the cheese badge row
spooky scary
Halloween exploration, but last year the devs ran it once around this time of year
oh
Infinity pass ran out yesterday
❌
Har har har
I Noticed that Analytical Machine boosts Scientific Revolution but has 2 paths to the Industrial Revolution
That's the worst time of the month...
im glad cts doesnt actually use any ai generated imagery in it
even if its very ai themed
it has a single AI image tmk, and that's the AI image node in the art event
so that makes sense
yeah that makes sense
also I completely agree with you
id say cts is my top 3 favorite game
THO
one bad thing about cts
is a lack of variety in the boosts of upgrades outside RE in primary
its all just xNumber money
The voice in the dino egg hunt trailer seemed like AI. Maybe noone felt like talking that day 😄
ai voices are useful
if someone wants to be anonymous online
but
they still sound awful
imo
i didnt watch that trailer tho
uhhh...... is this normal? (I'm on the web ver)
Yes.
Ive learned to like seeing this question every time its the AI event. Means we are always getting new players.
Welcome.
marloww...
I do the voice overs myself then use a tiktok ai filter over them to make it sound more like Semblance is talking :)
we do a little larping
Awesome! Good to know
As Gavel said, yeah, it's normal.
I think it's meant to be symbolic, showing the rise of the processing speed and power of technology (especially AI) over time.
Semblance canonically talks those shorts about new updates?
wdym?
isnt this the same game im confused
The same game as what ?
nothing my phone just forgot its installed
Do you have beta? I'm pretty sure it's a separate app on android
it has "evolution" i thought its a different game but my phone just forgot its installed i have no idea how that happens
huh
Is there a way to get through industrial revolution other than just waiting for the time chambers to fill up? I feel like I'm completely stuck not able to get any of the engine upgrades while at the same time my idea production being too low. At level 80 right now and have every augment
