💬-cells-chat

[zenith smelt]

So close to Beyond 28 :)

[unkempt birch]

holy this update is massive

[desert pebble]

Aaannnd I definitely lost my Neutrino Trophy

PSA: If you have the Neutrino Trophy, DON'T use the Refund function on Reality Engine

You'll lose it

[scenic steeple]

Oh what? Thanks for the heads up, I was considering using it once I maxed my reality engine again

[unkempt birch]

i still remember when this game was called cells to singularity lol

[foggy wedge]

It only disappears when i do buy max

So it's probably a bug

[velvet ruin]

wait, it isnt anymore?

genuine brain fart moment

[velvet ruin]

you know who else is massive???

|| MY MOM! ||

[strange wing]

😨

[dusk egret]

I eat cells

[strange wing]

Why

[agile radish]

Protein...

[dusk egret]

Yum

[fluid delta]

…. what else would you eat?

[dusk egret]

Sepheriarift without Sepheria

[fluid delta]

?

[viral breach]

is primordial power scam? 💔

[fluid delta]

no. it’s really important

[spring quiver]

I’m so close to sub one minute run

[hushed rapids]

For some reason the uhm cells web shop hasn't been updated

[fluid delta]

how so?

[hushed rapids]

it doesn't include the starter cpu stuff

yall got tips

[fluid delta]

The starter CPU stuff?

[hushed rapids]

yeah

[fluid delta]

Also, you know you could do a simple thing that would get you metabits + knowledge twice as fast (or more), right?

[hushed rapids]

huh what is it

[fluid delta]

spend your research chips

[hushed rapids]

oh

uhm

i forgot abt those

[fluid delta]

heh. They are important

still not sure what you mean about the starter cpu though

[hushed rapids]

uhm

open the show

shop

and take a ss of it

[fluid delta]

k

[hushed rapids]

Here is web

[fluid delta]

oh!!!! that thing.

[hushed rapids]

it ain't update

yeah

https://store.celltosingularity.com/ it missing

[hushed rapids]

Don't ask how I got 10 days worth of infinity pass

[fluid delta]

… it says web store.. are you playing Cells inside a web browser?

[hushed rapids]

yes?

[fluid delta]

that might be the problem. ad blocker could potentially prevent, or other reasons. it should work fine in Steam or on iOS/iPadOS/Android

(and we know the web version is kinda buggy)

[hushed rapids]

huh

no

it just isn't updated

.-.

btw you get 10 free darwium

[fluid delta]

that doesn’t make sense. and yeah you do when you press the button to link. So I would suggest you upload your save to Cells cloud, then close the web browser and relaunch and then download FROM the cloud, and hopefully that will do it

[hushed rapids]

what are you talkin abt

[hushed rapids]

Take a ss of this

[shrewd rampart]

new single-hand PR!

[fluid delta]

PR?

[shrewd rampart]

Yeah! As in "personal record," lol

[fluid delta]

I don’t want to go into the event yet, but what does that have to do with the cash shop?

[fluid delta]

oooooh! thx!

[shrewd rampart]

Btw, Sephie, what do you identify yourself as?

[hushed rapids]

you

don't need to be in the event

I just need it

[fluid delta]

In Rift MMO I RPed under this name as a Living Construct… fun times 🙂 (sadly, the MMO is near dead now)

[shrewd rampart]

Or, uh, sorry, I meant something along the lines of "What are your pronouns?"

[hushed rapids]

the menu is also here

[shrewd rampart]

I don't wanna risk misgendering someone I know lol

[fluid delta]

Oh, no worries, use whatever you like, I don’t mind. I mean, of the common ones anyway!

[shrewd rampart]

I'm guessing he/him...?

[fluid delta]

ok, but why are you asking me to take a screenshot of my profile?

if you want to see my profile, then I can.. would you like that?

[hushed rapids]

-.-

i want a ss of your friends menu

to see if you are on it

[shrewd rampart]

You could've just said that a few minutes ago lol

[hushed rapids]

i

..

yeah

[fluid delta]

lol ikr! Yes, my name is showing on my profile, like yours is on yours

[hushed rapids]

ok

[rough axle]

..

[white hull]

this might be the highest i've ever been in the event leaderboards

[hushed rapids]

did you buy it

or did you also get it for free

[shrewd rampart]

STARTER CPU 😭😭😭😭

I WANNA BUY IT SO BADLY

BRO

[fluid delta]

Yes, that i did figure out. And I did buy both of them already, actually

[shrewd rampart]

I feel itchy...

[fluid delta]

Eh.. the starter CPU thing isn’t as good as it looks

[shrewd rampart]

I just wanna buy darwiniums, tbh

[rough axle]

in alpha they disabled purchases but allowed players to have starter cpu for free

[hushed rapids]

hehe

[shrewd rampart]

I don't really care about the miniscule 2x Entropy Gain boost, lol

[fluid delta]

I’m sorry.. I know your parentals won’t let you

[rough axle]

on my phone i have the idea one too because testflight makes iaps free for some reason

[fluid delta]

(better value is the 1 month infinity pass, which also gives you free DW)

[hushed rapids]

I can't decided if I want to get the legacy crystal on my main account or not

[shrewd rampart]

You speak as if my parents know about my first microtransaction purchases, lol

[rough axle]

people always complain about the price of the infinity pass but if you subtract the darwinium its only 5 dollars usd

[shrewd rampart]

But still, I don't want to risk going overboard on microtransactions

[fluid delta]

I just remember what you said in the last couple days.. or at least my mind noted it…

[hushed rapids]

btw mollusk isn't worth it like at all

[shrewd rampart]

Especialy since I'm too impulsive...

[fluid delta]

mollusk?

[shrewd rampart]

It's not out yet tho...?

[hushed rapids]

uhm'

[fluid delta]

Impulsive is very normal for your age cohort 🙂

[hushed rapids]

lemme show you smth in the beta chat give me a sec

[fluid delta]

Oh, that mollusk

[shrewd rampart]

You might wanna change channels if you want to talk about beta/alpha stuff...

[fluid delta]

yeah change channels for that, or put it behind a spoiler tag if you do it here

[shrewd rampart]

I'm not interested in beta since I haven't finished the official version yet, sorry!

[hushed rapids]

it is in the offical version

[fluid delta]

And I don’t do beta either

[rough axle]

[fluid delta]

No, beta isn’t official. It’s not official until it is in Live. Example: legacy protocol

[hushed rapids]

Sepheria

All the nodes are in the main release

[shrewd rampart]

Mollusks are soft-launched, but the generator and research itself have yet to be released officially.

[hushed rapids]

Exactally
You just gotta trigger them
But mollusk isn't worth it at all because it isn't stable in the slightest

[shrewd rampart]

Let's stop with the Mollusk topic and change the subject, shall we?

[fluid delta]

No, placeholders for them are, and details may and probably will change

[hushed rapids]

they

..

[shrewd rampart]

The standard darwinium packs are overpriced, if you ask me.

They should sell a lifetime infinity pass pack that costs around $12, lol

[fluid delta]

Yeah, it does seem like this update is something of a money grab

[rough axle]

Well yes mollusk and scientific ref and other redacted future content exist in the game right now, they’re not complete and/or tuned properly yet

[fluid delta]

I understand it, at the same time as I don’t like it

[shrewd rampart]

You can't blame the devs, they need enough income to improve the graphics and the quality of the game, lol

[hushed rapids]

-# They actually have differnt costs between the alpha release and the main release :p

[shrewd rampart]

Same, considering the new modules and multiplier upgrades that require a whole lot of darwiniums are kinda mandatory to have to progress faster.

[fluid delta]

I can blame the CL owners/admin. I do understand why, but it does seem a bit pushy on their side. But.. I do get why

[fluid delta]

That too

[shrewd rampart]

The modules, although quite helpful with progression speed, are quite underwhelming.

The darwinium currency multiplier thing is also quite expensive.

[hushed rapids]

I have the small urge to break the game more just so I can buy the modules

[fluid delta]

Yeah, I still don’t have all the modules, and you’ll notice they get more expensive the more you get. I will only get it later if it happens I have free DW

[shrewd rampart]

You might get banned for doing that, no?

[hushed rapids]

missing only these ones

[fluid delta]

break the game? how so?

[hushed rapids]

uhm

...

uh

yeah..

ig

[shrewd rampart]

The fact that you confessed it yourself is...

https://tenor.com/view/nene-d9luxe-gif-7577524855208236354

[hushed rapids]

..

but like

free boosts

[shrewd rampart]

Yeah, good luck with that, I suppose

[hushed rapids]

plus the beta people do it all the time

.-.

[fluid delta]

But how exactly does he mean “break”? And do you mean you know how and have already done it, or that only that you are thinking of trying to figure out how? And beta doesn’t count

[shrewd rampart]

Because that's not the official version, lol

[hushed rapids]

and I already got the beta tag

[shrewd rampart]

Suit yourself then!

[hushed rapids]

Plus I play on web

.-.

here lemme check smth

[shrewd rampart]

Okay at this point you're just trying to make excuses

[hushed rapids]

I wanna make sure that beta has their own leaderboard brb

[shrewd rampart]

Whatever then, I'll go back to my daily stuff for now. Cya!

[fluid delta]

Have fun!

[fiery wing]

i mean theres no proof hes actually done that

he could be just talking

[shrewd rampart]

It's a confession, lol

[fiery wing]

his confession can be a lie

[shrewd rampart]

Unless he said it was a lie, then the confession isn't

[fiery wing]

why not

he could be lying about lying in that case

should i be his lawyer in court

im not getting him sent to jail

[shrewd rampart]

Whether he was lying or not, his initial statements will be used against him

[fiery wing]

theres no evidence of game breaking activities

[shrewd rampart]

This is so silly lol

[fiery wing]

hes on beta so all his activities can be passed off as using a buggy version anyways

[shrewd rampart]

Court simulation is in progress

[shrewd rampart]

He confessed that he did said game-breaking activities in the official version because others did it on beta

At least that's what can be concluded

[fiery wing]

his tag shows beta

[shrewd rampart]

We were talking about the main game, so he's supposedly also talking about breaking the main game to buy the modules, because apparently it's normal to do it on the beta version.

[fiery wing]

i mean how can he have a beta tag without being beta

same modules are there

[shrewd rampart]

He said it was for the main release, lol

Hold on, does the beta tag only appear on beta or what?

I'm a pretty bad lawyer, lol

[fiery wing]

i hope you get fired

[shrewd rampart]

Thanks

[fiery wing]

yea

cant be on the leaderboard if youre on beta

or something like that

idk

[shrewd rampart]

Well then, I guess the case is closed

[fiery wing]

your client is getting sent to mars

as punishment

[shrewd rampart]

@fluid delta I wanna buy the CPU....

200 Darwiniums....

[shrewd rampart]

Can I also get sent there? The political state of Earth is awful

[fluid delta]

You will get it by playing, don’t worry!

[shrewd rampart]

:(

200 Darwiniums

[fluid delta]

That’s humanity. Some places are better than others though

[shrewd rampart]

It's only a matter of pros and cons, lol

[fluid delta]

it always is 🙂

[shrewd rampart]

What should I get from the Upgrade tab in the Darwiniums menu?

Primordial, Ancient, Entropy, Idea, Metabit, Knowledge

[fluid delta]

those are the things to get when you have all the rest of the stuff that costs darwinium

[shrewd rampart]

Should I get the Ancient Boost? lol

[shrewd rampart]

What should I prioritize on getting using darwiniums?

[fluid delta]

well ok, the stuff that is only 5/5 that’s probably worth getting bc it’s cheap

the stuff to get is typically artifacts in Primary where not having it blocks your progress

[shrewd rampart]

Hmm, let's see...

@fluid delta Well...?

[fluid delta]

That’s up to you to decide!

[shrewd rampart]

I need help from a professional!

[fluid delta]

A professional what? 🙂

[shrewd rampart]

A professional at the game, lol

That professional gamer goes by the name "Sepheria," ever heard of that person?

[fluid delta]

lol… well… I will point out that you have 10 DW but those items on the screenshot cost more than that, so…

[fluid delta]

lol I am SO far from that

[shrewd rampart]

I also heard that this "Sepheria" person is really humble, despite their knowledge!

[fluid delta]

heh thanks, but pretty much all those artifact things you just showed me, you will need

[shrewd rampart]

There's a simple solution to that... hehe

https://tenor.com/view/woman-in-pink-dancing-nosolohit-stan-twitter-gif-11003693667271836504

[fluid delta]

Yes, getting your parents to give you money to buy it would be the simple solution, for sure!

[shrewd rampart]

I have my own savings, lol

[fluid delta]

Up to you if you wanna spend it then!

[hushed rapids]

wait im being sent to mars??

[shrewd rampart]

I'm not just scared because my parents might find out

[hushed rapids]

is this good

[fluid delta]

it’s not bad!

[hushed rapids]

what is yours..

[shrewd rampart]

I'm even more afraid of the possibility that I might go nuts on the microtransactions

[hushed rapids]

I am currentally using the beta web version

[fluid delta]

that I can’t solve for you

[shrewd rampart]

$150 is a lot, yknow!

[hushed rapids]

as it is for some reason less laggy than the normal web versio

[fluid delta]

don’t spend 150

[shrewd rampart]

You can break the game if you want, if that's the case, lol

[fluid delta]

Much more than that, but I am further than you.. what level are you?

[hushed rapids]

63

[shrewd rampart]

I might spend $151, lol

[fluid delta]

.. at least spend it on something better than Cells!

[fluid delta]

I’m at 68

[hushed rapids]

how

what

.-.

[shrewd rampart]

I spent $150 on Lords Mobile.... 😔

Actually, it was more of a scam

[hushed rapids]

ok so because darwium codes are saved on cookie
I can just clear my cookie save then repeat hehe

free dariwum

[shrewd rampart]

Basically, my friends made me buy these "free items" and stuff that's insanely useful for progression

[fluid delta]

See… that was a mistake. One I hope you learned from. Only spend what you can easily afford.

[shrewd rampart]

The next hour, I was greeted with a horrifying $150 bill sent to my debit card

[fluid delta]

Among other things, a LOT of reboots

[hushed rapids]

bruh

[fluid delta]

I’m sure. Mobile games monetization is highly predatory. Don’t play those games.

[hushed rapids]

what is your current

[hushed rapids]

gain in this menu

[fluid delta]

Number of times?

[hushed rapids]

what

no

[shrewd rampart]

Here I am, playing a better "mobile" game, lol

[hushed rapids]

this

[fluid delta]

Yes but the difference is, you don’t have to pay anything.. so… don’t!

[hushed rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-catbitcord-cat-cat-meme-cat-explosion-gif-17827142058596640794

wait wrong server

[shrewd rampart]

Boxi, you might want to be a bit more... specific... when you're asking for something

[hushed rapids]

whatever

[fluid delta]

Sure, but good in which sense?

[hushed rapids]

aeufjawkds

no

I am asking

[shrewd rampart]

I wanna help fund the game tbh

[hushed rapids]

for the

menu

.

whwat number show on your

[shrewd rampart]

Hell, I'll donate a whole $10 to this game if I have to

[hushed rapids]

I would love to watch ads in cells web

[shrewd rampart]

Not specific enough, try again 😓

[hushed rapids]

agh

[fluid delta]

Is what your real question is: “Am I playing the game properly”?

[hushed rapids]

hell no

I am asking for a screen shot on how it looks for you

[hushed rapids]

When you open the upgrade simulation menu

[shrewd rampart]

Is my dyslexia going nuts right now or are the both of you talking weirdly... 🫠

[fluid delta]

bc knowing my actual numbers isn’t going to tell you anything but it could make you annoyed that you aren’t making as much.

[hushed rapids]

just

show

[fluid delta]

This has nothing to do with a difficulty reading

[hushed rapids]

the numner

[shrewd rampart]

Are you trying to ask Sephie about their metabits and knowledge???

[hushed rapids]

YES

i wnana know the numbers

wama

wnna

omg

wanna

[shrewd rampart]

Slow down...

[fluid delta]

ok. ok… 423.59qi, 6.33 qi

[hushed rapids]

wow

[shrewd rampart]

You're not the only one affected by it, Boxi

[hushed rapids]

huh

[hushed rapids]

ty

[shrewd rampart]

I feel nauseous from this 😭

[hushed rapids]

What upgrades would you suggest?

oh wait

better question what is your current entropy

[shrewd rampart]

...Well

[hushed rapids]

wowzers

[fluid delta]

Whichever ones make the most sense for where you are in Reality Engine, but completing the Primordial Power branch is a good idea

[hushed rapids]

Even better question which one out of these two buying a single one of which would be the most profitable answer

[shrewd rampart]

Is the primordial branch better than the land branch?

[fluid delta]

Yes. 99.95% of my entropy comes from that now

[shrewd rampart]

Simulation speed is better than plain knowledge boost.

[shrewd rampart]

It's 0.00% for me 🫠

[hushed rapids]

uhm

[shrewd rampart]

The top one.

[hushed rapids]

k

which one here?

[fluid delta]

Yes, but that changes when you are on the last node of Primordial Power VII

[shrewd rampart]

Ohhh alr

Also, are metabit upgrades better than knowledge upgrades?

Waiter! Waiter! I require assistance!

[fluid delta]

And to do all of PP VII will cost you 1+2+4+8+16+32+64+128 Qi.. so it may take you lots of reboots

[hushed rapids]

AGH

[fluid delta]

Like I think I said, web version is buggy. Unless you have no other option, play on phone or Steam on PC instead. Ideal if you don’t have IP is iPad

[fluid delta]

Both are needed

[shrewd rampart]

I mean you're not wrong, but from my current progress, which one should I boost?

[hushed rapids]

i am not playing steam

[hushed rapids]

@fluid delta Which would you suggest?

[fluid delta]

knowledge will be lower than metabits. Metabits: do Primordial Power branch like I already said. Knowledge.. whatever is cheapest, probably is best

[shrewd rampart]

Just give me a random singular answer I feel too itchy 😭😭😭

[fluid delta]

I already said, and it's the same answer to both of you: Primordial Power tree

[fluid delta]

I can't. You spend metabits in metabit part of tree, you spend knowledge in knowledge part of tree. It's no longer just one tree like it was before the update

[shrewd rampart]

I WANNA SPEND MONEY JSJXJJSNNC

Those stupid meds are making me act impulsive

[hushed rapids]

warp space time instead .-.

[fluid delta]

antianxiety meds?

[fluid delta]

Yes... well... most people find that enjoyable, lol

[hushed rapids]

why would someone take medication to become more anxious

[fluid delta]

ok that time was your dyslexia

[hushed rapids]

what

[shrewd rampart]

Anxiety meds, mood regulator, dopamine agonist, serotonine antagonist, antipsychotic meds, antitremor meds, and I'm gonna get another med next month in the form of an injected liquid.

[hushed rapids]

._.

[fluid delta]

Hmm. I'm very sorry you have that to deal with 🙁

[shrewd rampart]

Hehe, don't worry, it's for my health and the people around me

[hushed rapids]

are you even

wait

uhm

..

[shrewd rampart]

Am I even? No, I'm Alicendrome.

Should I get the +0.05x metabit and knowledge upgrade for 12 Darwiniums?

[hushed rapids]

no

don't spend your darwiniums

[fluid delta]

I'm just saying I feel bad for you that it's needed. Most kids don't have to deal with what those meds address, and you do

[shrewd rampart]

Dumb question, I spent all of my Darwiniums on other upgrades!

[hushed rapids]

meds arn't that hard part of life??
It is the reason you have to take them is the hard part .-.

[fluid delta]

Save up for the artifacts. You need those to progress

[shrewd rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-meme-stan-twitter-funny-buckspendragon-happy-gif-407239441625316944

[hushed rapids]

w

wth

[shrewd rampart]

Drinking meds is hard

[hushed rapids]

ohh

drinking

Yeah that shit sucks

[shrewd rampart]

Especially if you have to drink a total of 7-8 tablets every day

[hushed rapids]

._.

[shrewd rampart]

Well, it does make me feel unique, even though it's the negative type of unique.

[fluid delta]

Like.. my highest producer on the ideas side is Age of Exploration and Stone Age, it's like 60:40 and that's most of it. And those are good bc of the artifacts for them

[shrewd rampart]

Welcome, welcome!

[fluid delta]

Fair enough. You're not unique in that ofc, but I get what you're saying

[hushed rapids]

wow these suck

you gotta have them look clear

clean

[shrewd rampart]

You know what, fine. I'm buying the CPU.

[hushed rapids]

huh

why

no

[shrewd rampart]

But they cost $3 :(

aubsjxjajndv

[leaden burrow]

i have some questions about progress toward research level.

• how is the current progress rate toward the next research level determined?
• why is the 'time to next level' value so unstable? in the span of a few minutes, i've watched mine go from 10 minutes up to 4 days and change
• has anyone figured out yet an optimal way of balancing research level progress with entropy/ideas production?

[hushed rapids]

don't buy them

[hushed rapids]

1. Entropy x Ideas
2. It is a estimate and math is hard
3. No

[fluid delta]

2: It assumes totally passive
3: not sure how you mean

[leaden burrow]

are there additional factors? my entropy rate is 1.0E103, ideas rate is 5.2E90, but somehow my progress rate is 1.62E198. a simple multiply would give me E193, not E198

[hushed rapids]

No it is total entropy times total ideas

[fluid delta]

Yeah, idk, I haven’t worked it out. KF will probably have a better answer for you, but they, being in EU, are still sleeping rn

[shrewd rampart]

• Progress rate for the next research level (RL) is based on your Entropy and Idea gain. (RL EXP = Entropy/s * Idea/s * [other variables])

• The "time to next level" updates once every 10-15 seconds, so the "10 minute" part might be when you gain your offline earn, while the "4 days" part is the actual time needed with your current passive gain.

• There are no guides as of now, but feel free to ask the members for help! (Be a bit specific about your requested help, though. Some of us are still learning too.)

[hushed rapids]

It isn't the rates it is the total production of each item multiplied by eachother
I could of made it more clearer

[hushed rapids]

Nuh uh

[shrewd rampart]

老板 supposedly has a meeting today, so it's no wonder they're offline.

...But it's 5:38 for them, so who knows, lol.

[fluid delta]

ah ok.. but it would be a very early meeting if so..

[shrewd rampart]

老板 is a very busy person, lol

[fluid delta]

since I think it would be 638am there?

[hushed rapids]

this makes me so mad

[shrewd rampart]

AJANDJSJDJJCNWJCENKDKDKWKNOCODS

[hushed rapids]

Why is the icon not a perfect square

it isn't even lined up

[fluid delta]

… don’t use Windows 11 then

[shrewd rampart]

05:39, actually.

[fluid delta]

ah ok I was just guessing

[shrewd rampart]

Kf is in England

[hushed rapids]

when are they going to fix this

[shrewd rampart]

I forgot the name of the place...

Wellish??

[hushed rapids]

the portal is yellow and not blue

it is so dumb

[shrewd rampart]

GMT+0, lol

My fur baby loves sniffing and licking my face when I'm asleep, but she hates it when I kiss her or touch her whiskers, hehe

[fluid delta]

Yes that I know, I wasn’t 100% sure my own time zone in GMT terms!

[shrewd rampart]

Aren't you also in EU?

[fluid delta]

yes kitties are wonderful… or is it a ferret/mouse/rat/bunny?

[fluid delta]

No. NA

[shrewd rampart]

It's a Calico Cat 🥹

[fluid delta]

Cute!!

[shrewd rampart]

So it's around 23:43-01:43, huh?

[hushed rapids]

Best breed of cat

[fluid delta]

NA is more than that, but me, yeah, 23h43

[shrewd rampart]

Ah, GMT-6

[fluid delta]

.. and yeah, I do mix euro terminology sometimes.. bc I feel like it mostly 🙂

[hushed rapids]

I wish ->
Was called pure metabits instead of old

[shrewd rampart]

My fur baby purrs so loudly

Oh how much I love you, my sweet little girl

(She's 12 years old and weighs 4.5kg)

[fluid delta]

❤️

[shrewd rampart]

If she was a human, she'd be a retired granny 😭

[fluid delta]

heh yeah.. though do know that indoor cats that live a good and comfortable life, sometimes live to 20 or more. World record is maybe 33?

[shrewd rampart]

I hope my sweet child can accompany me til the day she meets my human child.

[hushed rapids]

did you know there is a yellow research asset

[fluid delta]

you seem really young for that

[shrewd rampart]

Well, if the world record is 33 years for a house cat, she might be able to meet my future baby.

I think 21 years is enough

[hushed rapids]

"human" years?

[fluid delta]

Maybe.. but how many humans have you met or even heard of that reach 118? 119?

[shrewd rampart]

Mhm!

[hushed rapids]

do they need to pay taxes?

[shrewd rampart]

My grandmother is 103 and she's still kicking!

She lives in a small village with her farm animals, lol

[fluid delta]

Then she is fortunate.. probably. Mortality rate at that age is about 50% per year. Those “dice rolls” each year add up

[hushed rapids]

do you mind if I ask how old you are?
...

[shrewd rampart]

I don't want to and I won't pay taxes.

[hushed rapids]

No I am asking abt the cat

[shrewd rampart]

Probability is a fun subject in Math!

[shrewd rampart]

She doesn't have to pay taxes

Because she's gonna be the one gathering taxes, duh!

[hushed rapids]

.

uh

[shrewd rampart]

What do you call it again... loan sharks?

[hushed rapids]

ok

[fluid delta]

You probably already pay some taxes

[hushed rapids]

no that is for deb

tde

[shrewd rampart]

Wait, no, those are debt collectors

[hushed rapids]

ye

yeah..

[shrewd rampart]

A simple 10% tax isn't too bad

[hushed rapids]

I would love a RE garden I wanna see the nanobots biting eachother

[shrewd rampart]

Okay my cat is being hyperactive again I have to let her out of the room

[fluid delta]

That’s not how it works anywhere, sorry

[shrewd rampart]

I'm legally not an adult so, as for now, that's how it works!

[fluid delta]

I’m just saying that it will be part of your future.. and you already probably pay sales taxes or VAT

[shrewd rampart]

Ugh.... I hate tax

I prefer subsidy

[fluid delta]

Well, you don’t get to choose, sorry

[shrewd rampart]

Could've gotten 0:45, but whatever

[fluid delta]

grats!! better than I can do

[shrewd rampart]

They should make an achievement for a sub 1-minute Singularity run

[dire shuttle]

is it known what the current best logit augmentations are? (or which ones unlock more nodes)

[shrewd rampart]

Buy the cheapest ones first

The more expensive ones can be reserved for later

[fluid delta]

You get lots and lots of logits, way more than you need. But yes, do what Alice just said

[hushed rapids]

agh

[fluid delta]

?

remember, that’s totally passive

[shrewd rampart]

x1.1 multiplied by x1.2 (1.32x, usually around 125 logits) is better than x1.3 (150 logits)

[fluid delta]

do reboots and you will improve by a reasonable amount of time

[hushed rapids]

what is this

[shrewd rampart]

Most likely a bug

[hushed rapids]

ok so

when you click on a glitch node it doesn't know what data to display

when you change the

RE and back and stuff

[shrewd rampart]

Why is knowledge progression so slow bro

[fluid delta]

it doesn’t do that on mine

[hushed rapids]

cuz it taste the best

[fluid delta]

but you are playing on buggy web version so it probably failed loading the asset

[hushed rapids]

no

[fluid delta]

bc no Primodial tree yet. Maybe next update?

[hushed rapids]

lol neutrino relic counts as a

knowledge upgrade

[shrewd rampart]

Not an optimal run, but I'll take it

[fluid delta]

Anyone know the limits of an autoclicker in Cells in Steam PC version?

[hushed rapids]

wow

Honey or orange

[shrewd rampart]

The devs should seriously consider adding a "buy all" button for the generators and research

[shrewd rampart]

Around 100/s or 1/10ms iirc

1 click per 10ms is pretty fast ngl

[fluid delta]

ok good. That’s what I’ve been doing. Was hoping I could squeeze more, but…

[hushed rapids]

hell yeah

[shrewd rampart]

My herniated disc hurts

[hushed rapids]

oh yeah I am meaning to ask are yall fine with swearing

[fluid delta]

idk the channel rules for that

ask a mod or check the rules channel

[hushed rapids]

isn't that the spine

[shrewd rampart]

Mhm!

[hushed rapids]

No swearing is allowed im asking yall

[fluid delta]

then why are you asking us, if you already know the answer?

[shrewd rampart]

Swearing is allowed, just don't use it in every sentence. This isn't Hazbin Hotel, lol

[hushed rapids]

Opinions on it

[hushed rapids]

What

[fluid delta]

our opinions don’t matter, we don’t have authority here. ask a mod

[hushed rapids]

..

That isn't the

question

[shrewd rampart]

But seriously, all this spamming is hurting my herniated disc.

[hushed rapids]

but

[shrewd rampart]

Boxi can you be a bit more concise with your questions

[fluid delta]

but it IS the answer

[hushed rapids]

Are you two ok with me swearing
I am not asking about the server I am specifically asking if you two care

[fluid delta]

And on that note, I am going to bed, I got done what I wanted to in Cells tonight

[hushed rapids]

Isn't that he spine..

the

[shrewd rampart]

Herniated discs are located in the spine, correct.

[hushed rapids]

but how is spamming injuring it if that is the figures

oh it turns out the gift also turns the earth yellow in beyond

[shrewd rampart]

My herniated disc is located in C3-C4 (C stands for Cervical), and since it's located in the neck and near the shoulders, hand movements cause pain to me.

[hushed rapids]

oh

[shrewd rampart]

Palm movements can sometimes cause pain, too.

[shrewd rampart]

Nighty!

[hushed rapids]

I wish that this bug didn't exist

lmao

[terse vigil]

i've always felt the fungi section was missing a few nodes...

||-# the numbers on the currency bar are made up||

||-# i might add more, but why add extensions to the tree when you can't interact with the nodes, let alone purchase them?||

[fiery wing]

costs darwinium for non guilty attendees

[shrewd rampart]

:(

[fiery wing]

is there a reason why ur running it on a browser

[fiery wing]

whats it like to have a herniated disc

[hushed rapids]

I don't wanna get steam plus I don't like playing on mobile

Plus it is faster to switch between tabs than whole windows and devices

[fiery wing]

i mean u could probsbly just leave the game tab minimised no

[hushed rapids]

I am too lazy to get steam

[fiery wing]

thats fine

what do u do when u get that error above

do u restart the page

[hushed rapids]

yeah

it removes like

2 - 3 seconds of progress and that is it

not really a problem just a slight annoyance

Plus can't really report it bc it is web beta exclusive bug :/

[fiery wing]

i mean u can just send a ticket no

and just copy and paste the error

unless its on ur end

the issue

[hushed rapids]

idk tbh

just don't care that much

[pastel phoenix]

Hey, I just got back to the game after some time... And there were maaanyy changes. Is "rebooting" simulation to buy that reality engines upgrades still a thing?

[strange wing]

Pretty much same. The reality engine now have more nodes. And the game UI design is better. More things is added to the logits and darwinium shop

[hushed rapids]

I wish I could choose what parts are scientific or not
Like at what point do they become scientific instead of standard and stufs

[pastel phoenix]

What in here should I click, cause the big yellow triangl/arrow doesn't disappear when I click that icon...

[strange wing]

You may try to restart the game ig. The yellow arrow should disappear after you click on what it's pointing at

[long abyss]

Is this account good?

[amber canyon]

I got a beta tag without ever being in beta.

I still don't know how. I used a new email and password to get the alpha info and played it on a different device. My alpha account/save file had nothing to do with my main cells account. And Android alpha was a different app.

Probably Google play synching somehow?

[amber canyon]

You have to reboot to 'cash in' your earnt currency (make it available to spend).

You DON'T have to buy all the stuff before starting to buy generators any more.

[amber oracle]

Oh what

[amber canyon]

Bug fix most likely - #💬-cells-chat message

[amber oracle]

oh lmao, hey a whole 5% crit chance

[lunar sail]

Level 66, damn.

[wary warren]

Lvl 66 is crazy

I really gotta reapply for all my lost roles

If I have proof of my old account having most of the obtainable roles can I somehow somewhere Apply to get them on my New account?

[rain junco]

Level 68, bang!

[lunar sail]

Damn.

How do you even reach that??

[rain junco]

Just letting it run, time chamber gains are real

[lunar sail]

Time chamber?

[rain junco]

Took one day to get from level 67 to 68

The idea time chamber nodes give you a multiplier based on low long since your last reset

[lunar sail]

Ahhhh

I never knew that

[last kiln]

is this a glitch

[uneven egret]

lvl 67

[rain junco]

Only 60 more years until level 69

[lament temple]

How do I get progression roles?

• The way roles used to work in the Cells Discord server is through a fancy feature called “Linked Roles.” An update a few months ago broke the linked roles system, and because linked roles have been broken for so long, the moderators have decided to revert to the old method of assigning game progression roles: manually. Post screenshots of your progress in #🏆-share-your-prestige, and you might get some snazzy roles if your progress meets certain requirements.
  -# In case you want to look at the requirements, please click on the server's top bar, then select 'Linked Roles'. You can view the requirements of each role there.

Frequently Asked Questions • Requested by Kf

[amber canyon]

See above.

[mild furnace]

is this an expansion to the progression or is it future content

[rain junco]

Future content

[shrewd rampart]

Hopefully I can achieve 0:40

[shrewd rampart]

Future content!

[shrewd rampart]

It sucks.

[undone drift]

Glitch? Why are there holes in my tech tree?

[ashen coral]

hello

[shrewd rampart]

@amber canyon I need help :(

[shrewd rampart]

Those are part of the game, lol

These "holes" are upcoming research upgrades

I need help aodkwjdkdc

[undone drift]

No they aren't, I'm pretty sure I researched 'rifle' in previous runs.

[shrewd rampart]

WHERE IS EVERYONE

[shrewd rampart]

Are these "holes" you talk about the wobbly orb or the white orb?

[undone drift]

White, not the future update nodes

[shrewd rampart]

A lot of researches got removed after the update, so perhaps that's the answer you're looking for

I still need help tho

https://tenor.com/view/cry-crying-black-man-cry-cry-meme-twitter-gif-4981409690540077050

[jade pelican]

is there a benefit in having friends in the event?

[vital tinsel]

Maybe state the thing you need help with ?

[vital tinsel]

Not much

[shrewd rampart]

Actually, nevermind

[ashen coral]

does the restart of simulation rise the prices? like upgrading the simulatio engine

[vital tinsel]

No

[shrewd rampart]

Right, right. Uhm, how exactly do we differentiate x^y RE upgrades with x*y and +0.0x upgrades?

[ashen coral]

ok idk why after the update is taking so much time getting where i was last time

[vital tinsel]

Ah, indeed, the update did change some prices

[shrewd rampart]

From plain description**

[vital tinsel]

Yeah it's not always clear

For what I understand, the XX/100 upgrades are additive and the others are multiplicative

Like, the one with "x1.01 with each RE upgrade" is x1.01^n

[ashen coral]

So i guess updating the simulation engine is the best way to go faster for now then right?

[vital tinsel]

Yup

[shrewd rampart]

Both of these upgrades are single upgrades, both with the word "unique." And yet, one is x^y while one is +0.0x

[ashen coral]

i was scared cause i thought updating it would rise the prices even more

[shrewd rampart]

It's quite confusing..

[ashen coral]

but if thats the case then i guess is time to uodate

[vital tinsel]

Uh

Indeed

I don't see any simple way to tell them apart

[shrewd rampart]

Well, thanks for helping me!

[vital tinsel]

Maybe the word "every"

[shrewd rampart]

Yeah, that might be the case

[vital tinsel]

Can't bother to look at the whole tree, but yeah, the upgrade seems additive whenever there's "each" or "every" and multiplicative when there isn't

[jade pelican]

my fingers are getting numbed 😂. any tips getting getting to top 100 in the event?

[vital tinsel]

Waiting the last days to get in

Also, making use of offline boost and ads, it's more efficient than tapping

[shrewd rampart]

Oh yeah

[undone drift]

I think you are right, might need to wait for the scientific revolution II update

[shrewd rampart]

Hehe

[amber canyon]

I think those that increase metabits/knowledge are a lot more powerful than those that affect entropy/ideas.

[shrewd rampart]

Yeah

[rain rain]

I'm actually impressed, how useless nanobots are

[amber canyon]

No. But there are 8 'Time' nodes that increase in strength as it gets longer since your last reboot/upgrade. So it does (can?) feel like a hit when you lose them. F'r'example, after 4 days I was getting x10k on my entropy and idea production cos of them.

[amber canyon]

I think that's an error by CL. I'm summoning up oomph to do a full check of the RE nodes descriptions and existence.

[shrewd rampart]

This?$$$((!(&(!?

[amber canyon]

If you're gonna do online collection either autoclicker (allowed by word of Dev!) or use the x30 shooting star + nanobots. Imo.

[vital tinsel]

We're talking about events, so shooting star won't help

(but it is interesting in the main sim)

[amber canyon]

I mean, I've found a few already ... But to do a full check I need to get them all into a spreadsheet (including the qty 100 ones and do a refund).

[shrewd rampart]

No.

Do NOT do that.

It's just a game!!!&::&;&:&;&/@/;

[vital tinsel]

Oh that doesn't stop some people 😂

[amber canyon]

Sorry! Def bring offline in events, but opening up often and using offline as boost is the most efficient I found.

[shrewd rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-crying-black-man-cry-cry-meme-twitter-gif-4981409690540077050

[amber canyon]

Well ... That'll be why I haven't started yet. And may not do it.

[shrewd rampart]

I'm so hungry rn

Oh dear lord I'm insanely hungry

[amber canyon]

I'm still having 'fun' analysing the Time nodes 😬.

[amber canyon]

Eat.

[shrewd rampart]

That's... a good solution

[amber canyon]

... Isn't it a weird time for you?

[shrewd rampart]

It's 19:46 for me, lol

[amber canyon]

Huh. Well that's not especially weird.

[shrewd rampart]

My fridge is empty because yesterday I ate all of the bagels, fruits, snack bars, cake, you name it.

I'm quite literally a glutton

[amber canyon]

Sad times. Tasty food is tasty food time though.

I've been eating quite a lot of cheese. Again. Still. (Always).

[shrewd rampart]

I wanna make noodles

[amber canyon]

I don't keep any of those things in the fridge.

Did you check the cupboards? Maybe there's food there? 😜

[shrewd rampart]

I'm out of chocolate and snacks, too.

[shrewd rampart]

Thing is, there's a small chance that my parent won't allow me.

(By small I mean 99.9%)

[amber canyon]

Boooo 😥.

Well noodles are nice. Especially if you have bits'n'bobs to add.

[amber canyon]

Lol. Are they the 🚨 Noodle Police 🚨? Or are they 🐍 Danger Noodles 🐍?

[shrewd rampart]

Definitely the Noodle Police, lol

[amber canyon]

(they#1 = the parents; they#2 = the noodles. If clarity required).

[shrewd rampart]

HI

I WON THE LOTTERY

MY MOM SAID YES

JAHHAHAHAHAHHAAA

[amber canyon]

Well. I guess I'll see ya in prison!

[shrewd rampart]

Today's my lucky day!

[amber canyon]

Oh! No being convicted and sent to jail for you then. Whooooo!

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-a-number-im-a-person-the-prisoner-prisoner-number6-gif-22522786

[rain junco]

I'm pretty sure that's how I was able to go from level 67 to 68 in just over 24 hours

[amber canyon]

With no rebooting/Upgrading?

[rain junco]

Nope

[amber canyon]

I've mainly been looking at the effect on entropy/ideas and metabits/knowledge so far.

Just started looking at effect on XP.

[jade pelican]

we can use auto clicker?

[amber canyon]

In the early days, when everybody was spam-rebooting and I was spamming shooting stars and few updates I noticed that others got RE tree nodes relatively faster than me. Whereas my RL was advanced compared to them. Obvs spam-rebooters pulled ahead (but faster, further in the RE tree than in levels).

Personal observations only.

[lament temple]

How can I help you?

• Click 1 for gameplay-related questions
• Click 2 for technical questions
• Click 3 for Discord-exclusive questions
• Click 4 for other questions

Frequently Asked Questions • Requested by Kf

[shrewd rampart]

Why are Neoaves so... underwhelming

[lament temple]

Hello @shrewd rampart! How can I help you?

• Click 1 for questions about Primary Simulation & Reality Engine
• Click 2 for questions about Beyond
• Click 3 for questions about Explorations/Events

Tips and Tricks • Requested by Alicendrome

[shrewd rampart]

The FAQ bot has yet to be updated.

[amber canyon]

#💬-cells-chat message

[shrewd rampart]

Yep! A dev even stated that using an auto-clicker is useful.

[amber canyon]

D'know where it's gone in current FAQ bot 🤷.

[amber canyon]

I think it's a sad side effect of the Capacitors(?).

Like you used to just buy your most effective generators, right? But then as that generator became more expensive; other generators became more effective.

But now I buy my most effective one, then just buy max all the others I can. To make up the numbers. So they never become effective individually. Just collectively.

[shrewd rampart]

Ooh

[amber canyon]

Like my primary life generators used to cycle round these as being the best-to buy. Like a little race each time.

4th place was a long way behind. But was catching up slowly.

I had similar on the Civ side.

[shrewd rampart]

This is pre-reality reboot, right?

[hollow marsh]

So when the Reboot happened, the steam version gave me a bunch of bonus rewards (the 'first time' unlock rewards in Primary simulation - but the Android version didn't.

[amber canyon]

Assuming you have completely separate accounts, then you could add to https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1440498162786766878

[hollow marsh]

Thanks! Yeah 2 entirely separate accounts since I enjoy the game so much!!! I'm also grinding the online version now from the beginning - so starved of Logits and Darwinium

[amber canyon]

That's some dedication! Mind you, I did alpha testing just so I could play through Beyond again 😁.

[mental trail]

highest ive ever been

yay

[forest jolt]

bro top 10 is impossible 😭

HOW

[golden nexus]

Have they fixed the bug when you refund the reality engine that takes away the neutrino relic?

[forest jolt]

how you do dat

[mental trail]

i have premium monthly

basically perma 2x

4x

[agile radish]

It's not impossible I got 8th last event and didn't play for over a day... Its bracket dependent and there is a lot of brackets...

[forest jolt]

whats bracket dependent, also somtimes i grind so long and dont sleep on last day i still omly get at least top 50

[forest jolt]

watching ads can also get those right?

[forest jolt]

do you even sleep during an event?

[agile radish]

Division # is the bracket ur in.... And of course I sleep lol... And I'm free to play.... About to complete the challenge lvl soon...

[forest jolt]

im in #31, is that good?

[mental trail]

yea by watching ads also.i play on steam, not on mobile though.game just runs in background while i work

[forest jolt]

ohh alright

[agile radish]

Division id fills up as players join ... Once it fills a new division starts... And I'm on mobile so I don't have the luxury of macros...

But it's not hard really... Just time a time flux at the right times and keep buying generators...

[mental trail]

no macro, i just buy rounds and upgrades

if you farm enough events, the bonuses pile up super fast

[agile radish]

I just returned to the game a few days ago og player from early access

[mental trail]

same.thats why i have the new member badge

saw the reality update and it felt quite insane

[azure compass]

this guy's the mvp rn

[agile radish]

Ya I didn't see that... I just was like let's see if anything new and woah... Makes me wish I knew which account I was on when I had everything maxed... Stopped playing shortly after beyond released...

[agile radish]

Wait until u get the spineoasaur or the gigantasaur....

Compwtf is it and gallimus is also beast mode speed generators

[azure compass]

i think i maxed the valley but only because i cheated like 2 years ago

[agile radish]

Once u figure out the rhythm to it u can complete the segment in like 2-3days... Ish...

[azure compass]

ok

the overdrive boost is super cool, gives me x4 everything but also gives me extreme anxiety because of it going away, you could fill it in 4 hour free increments but that requires watching a brainrot ai slop ad so i just go with darwanium

[agile radish]

Rhythm hits around 20ish that way u know what's what and what to invest and not... Also always check the buyable traits it makes it that much quicker to get where u want them while it's active...

Just watch the add... It gives the devs money and it only takes like 30sec... It takes a lot longer to get what 2 Darwin is it... Back ..

[azure compass]

alright, its a nice way to support the devs

[agile radish]

Yep and u get an achievement after so many many many many ads lol ..

[azure compass]

a little bit off topic here but while i'm not a fan of "ai slop", i actually might use ai when its to make a study guide, or help me when i'm stumped while coding (im a game dev), or to make dumb images to send into my family gc

so yeah

im just gonna play more CtS

[fiery wing]

do you feel it when ur standing

sitting

all the time

[shrewd rampart]

Sort of, yeah

[fiery wing]

is it genetic

does it affect ur height

[terse vigil]

classic scratch precision error tryna ruin my day 🙁

arghhh

well i should do events in the real game then...

[tired plover]

e

[mental trail]

at rank 2 i dont have anything else

[desert coral]

?

[azure shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/cahara-fear-and-hunger-crowmauler-terrifying-presence-gif-11660160882700055465

hatsune mauler

[mental trail]

i have some issues with discord after windows update and i thought i was typing that in other discord, sry

[mossy vault]

Iota or Kappa?

I have Gamma and Eta right now plus primordial ancient and 6 entropy boosts, and now I have 200 darwinian but neither huge upgrade looks that good

is there an upgrade/module guide?
There's a big drop-off on pacing right now because I still don't have Caecilians

[amber canyon]

No upgrade/module guide afaik.

The DW purchases do seem to be a case of diminishing returns. Presumably to soak up the stash longer term players have without giving a huge advantage over newer players.

You could look at your stats and see if anything they boost benefits your game atm. Can't remember the detail, but one has a tap bonus right? That's either going to bed useful or useless for you I imagine.

[coarse haven]

Hello, I'm a new player I used to play. But I deleted my account, I was wondering, does anyone else find the progression really slow? I still have an unlocked scientific revolution and I've been playing for a week now

[echo basin]

Bro what happend to hiwa

He doesnt responds to me anynore

Anymore*

[gray yew]

That’s normal, especially after the reboot. I’ve been playing for a while, and I’m finding it slow.
But yes, it’s normal, but it should speed up eventually.

[coarse haven]

When

[amber canyon]

It depends how much time you put into it and your play style. Upgrading (big green button) often is the fastest way to progress afaik.

[clever sierra]

Two roadmaps in one month

[hidden mirage]

Devs should add this lil guy to the game

[woeful sedge]

Hi! How do you share the boost points in between?

[cloud trellis]

Ts is so good omg

[hidden mirage]

The spice on that is radioactive

[cloud trellis]

U don't like hot sauce or smtn?

[hidden mirage]

No I do

But thats neon red

You already know thats gotta have some crazy hot pepper on that

[cloud trellis]

Lol

Got it from the Chinese restaurant 4 big wings and alot of fries for 9$

[tall mirage]

just keep em equal

[amber canyon]

Hi! I've been splitting them evenly so far. Collectively we don't know what 'optimised' is yet. Although some people have said that by uneven distribution the one that benefits goes up much less than the other goes down.

But depends what you're saving up for to buy (and if you can spare the Darwinium to do a refund to reallocate them - only the first one's free ..., after that it's 10 DW per refund).

[amber canyon]

Quiet in here today. Have we all crashed out from a week of Reality Reboot hype?

[strange lark]

Lunch you say?

Perhaps a..

Computer lunch

[lofty galleon]

I am not dead

[rough axle]

Based pizza 🗣️ 🔥

I also had pizza for lunch today

[strange lark]

What kind of pizza even is that

It looks kinda good

[rough axle]

Plain cheese

[worn kernel]

it was next to my computer....hmmmmmmmMMMMM

regular ny cheese slice btw

[hidden mirage]

Ah so maybe its Chinese BBQ? Looks like spare rib sauce

[amber canyon]

Interesting tapping technique! Also ... Mmm pizza.

[worn kernel]

ipad is easiest cuz i can use my whole hand 🙂

[rough axle]

I KNEW it was New York style

I couldn’t see the whole slice in the video but from how large it was I knew it wasn’t a normal sized pizza

There’s a New York style pizza place in my area that is really good

Haven’t been there in a while though

[amber canyon]

You and Sepheria with your love of playing it on tablets. I shifted over after the reboot until I got familiar with it. Back on my phone now. Much more convenient! (For me).

Mind you, it is a lot prettier on a tablet. Especially Beyond.

[rough axle]

Sadly the only tablet I have in an Amazon fire which is stuck on the mammals update since they dropped support

[languid prairie]

I came back yesterday to the new cells update and started over - now i read the announcement for the big update and hell i knew a few new things felt familiar to CIFI (Octocube) :3 looks good so far. I just hope the dcube gain can keep up to get all the things that costs DC over time ^^- the codes helped a good bunch, but the two modern age tied new 200-darwcube-upgrades will take some time 😅

But heck ye i love the new way progression works. Always felt weird to get to like mars stuff or atleast close right away and now your first run ends before fish and even after a few resets it stagnates around modern age tier (rn after two days of playtime at like first revolution age

[fluid delta]

Yes, but also got a “certain RE node” and have been taking a little break today.. I mean I got the event done, but that was quick

[fluid delta]

I will say (and I guess, have said recently) that Steam + autoclicker + Infinity Pass = BEST experience.. but that does cost money. Otherwise, tablet, yeah, definitely!

… cuz you aren’t going to be doing 100 taps per second unless you are wayyyyyyy more caffeineated than I ever get, lol

[languid prairie]

Seeing that infinity pass is just 30d kinda makes me not get it tbh :x if i want to buy an adfree package, it needs to be permanent or its a nope :x

[dry cairn]

I was curious who was going for the Quark. I guess you did. 😃

[ivory aurora]

Like how long is that?

Photo is sending btw

What does "a very long time" mean?

[languid prairie]

Also always have to switch between mobile and steam.. i prefer playing on steam but loadnsave on mobile just to max out the four timers then switch back to steam

Since i don't like spending cubes to max it out when i can let ads run on phone while i do other stuff

Even tho ads nowadays suck and are irrationally aggressive with how often you need to click x and wait again to click another x etc :x

[rough axle]

basically infinity

[hidden mirage]

Hey guys does it say you have 1 upgrade to buy even when you cant buy any of them (primary simulation)

[spring dome]

over 100 years based on your current earnings

[spring dome]

it does for me too

[fluid delta]

That would be nice, and I'd consider buying it, but Computer Lunch (maker of Cells) doesn't offer a permanent IP as an option. That said, I don't think they should... better that for monetization than some of the obnoxious forms we see in most other mobile games

... and, really, if you're starting out, you only really "need" one month of it anyway.

[fluid delta]

I have seen quite a few 5 second ads, and they often repeat in multiples, if you do the same thing (ad boost timer, usually) immediately again. So that's nice

[inner tapir]

What’s your guys’ fastest singularity time and how do you do it? Like what’s your speed run process?

[amber canyon]

I often get lots of ads 5s for the nearby bus that goes to the airport in the next city.

It has made me look favourably on the company. Unlike those companies that try make me sit through a 30s+ ad involving multiple clicks on tingly areas. And have ... Ugh subject matter.

[amber canyon]

Known bug 🙂.

[hidden mirage]

I figured, thanks

[fluid delta]

Heh yes, I have noticed the problematic ads.. the worst is the gambling stuff (crypto and otherwise). I don't think CL has any influence over that, though

.. or do they? The game does seem to be using Unity, and Unity's maker has been problematic in that area, so.. perhaps

[acoustic jolt]

That would be porting hell I'm sure, and Idk if the ad provider would change

But yeah, what goes into ads is a whole otheer pile of shit

[dry cairn]

Memorize what needs to be bought and ignore everything else.

Fish -> Tetrapod -> Mammal -> Ape -> Stone Age in CIV -> Human -> then continue only CIV.

[rough axle]

Click really fast

[jagged notch]

the game evolved

[languid prairie]

Hmm.. i just unlocked industrial revolution and the reward said 3k science bits, altho they neither got added to the pending nor to the usable amount. Rip.

I mean i have 5.9k pending rn but i had those already before buying industrial revolution :x xD

[mild furnace]

exactly what it says

ive seen 16000 be a written number so

most likely over 20k days

[viral breach]

wdym 500 qi fam

[steep vortex]

I played since public alpha and idek how long it is💔

[mild furnace]

lol goodluck i had a glitch happen to me where my boosters r 70k now and i can still only generate about 50 qa each time its basically impossible

[mild furnace]

54 years🔥

[steep vortex]

No it’s possible, it’s just hard

[steep vortex]

Yikes

[jagged notch]

did they get rid of the AI human thing

or it's just a bug I have

it's empty 🥀

[mild furnace]

hard is an understatement

id just have to restart aboutt

10000 times

[rough axle]

Yes

[mild furnace]

at my current rate

[dusk egret]

Hi

My cts game has been not updating for a day

[fluid delta]

that's strange. it has for us

[willow comet]

I have Human, shouldn't I have the idea screen? just need one tap for the First Idea and I can't get it

[dusk egret]

I went to sleep

[fluid delta]

tap the brain

[willow comet]

thanks! where is it? not Neocortex?

found it ty

[fluid delta]

np! 🙂

..just noticed you can also tap just near it or First Idea, that's fine too

[willow comet]

a little test to make sure you're human haha

[fluid delta]

heh perhaps

[dusk egret]

How can i update my game

[fluid delta]

the usual way

[dusk egret]

I mean NEW generators

[fluid delta]

Again, the usual way you have done up to this point

[jagged notch]

why

[rough axle]

No one knows

[dusk egret]

Nope, i cannot, i have no idea what to do

[rough axle]

Future update

[rough axle]

Are you on web iOS android or steam

[dusk egret]

Wdym?

[rough axle]

You said you can’t update your game

What do you play it on

[dusk egret]

Castle make and play

[rough axle]

OH YOU MEAN YOUR REMAKE

[dusk egret]

Yes

[rough axle]

we all thought you meant the actual game

[fluid delta]

Yeah, idk why you are asking about your remake... like... maybe take it to #🏠-general ? Please?

[dusk egret]

Oof

[fluid delta]

Bc it just tends to confuse things right here

[dusk egret]

Ok?

[fluid delta]

Or alternatively, perhaps make a discord server of your own.. and invite interested people to it. That's probably a better idea

[dusk egret]

Hmm

[fluid delta]

That way stuff is clearly separated, there won't be confusion, and this channel won't get cluttered with it

.. and if you are having issues with the castle platform, you should ask in a castle discord or subreddit for help about that

(or ask a LLM)

[willow comet]

you are so nice Sepheria

[fluid delta]

I try 🙂

[placid birch]

i just had a glitch where it locked my simulation time at 9 seconds??? only noticed because i got to the singularity

tf did i do

[fluid delta]

perhaps your game crashed?

[placid birch]

no it still functions perfectly fine

just the timer is broken

and my simulation still progresses as normal

[fluid delta]

hmm.. well.. maybe it doesn't matter then?

I haven't thought to look at the timer when I've played the Steam version lately, so...

[placid birch]

i mean i'm not complaining given the fact that i will never ever ever be able to beat a 9 second singularity time but still

[fluid delta]

heh

[dusk egret]

Made my server

[placid birch]

it's also affecting the time chamber upgrades

[fluid delta]

I will say that with this recent update, the game has added bugs. Sometimes, like what you see, it's to your favor 🙂

[fluid delta]

You might perhaps put something in your bio about it too

[placid birch]

honestly i've never really seen bugs at all, this is probably only like the third or fourth i've seen at most. can't even remember the last time i've experienced one, if i'm being truthful i don't think i've ever seen even one. only saying "third or fourth" just to be safe

[fluid delta]

nodnod.. with an update this complex, it doesn't surprise me that there's more bugs. I avoided #💬-beta-chat but my impression from things people said that do, is that there were/are quite a few

[placid birch]

i would screen record a video to prove this but 10 megabytes is like nothing, so it'd only be like 3 seconds long

[dusk egret]

I never had a server, how to get the link?

[placid birch]

server name dropdown then "invite people"

should be there

[placid birch]

*click on the server name dropdown

[dusk egret]

Thx

[placid birch]

welcome

[amber canyon]

In game time is a bit funky normally. Isn't quite real-world time. I haven't worked out what causes it to vary. But sometimes it deffo speeds up quite a lot. When you're not looking, in my case.

[placid birch]

you might want to change the settings for it though, by default i think they only last 7 days

[placid birch]

it's been 10 minutes and it's still at 9 seconds

[amber canyon]

And your Time nodes not changing?

[fluid delta]

ok, but does it still behave normally otherwise?

[placid birch]

nope

[placid birch]

yeah, everything works completely as normal

hold on, i'll record a video and upload it to youtube then just send the link

[fluid delta]

It's ok, we believe you

[dusk egret]

Ok done

[fluid delta]

since it's running fine for you, probably best to just ignore the non-updating value in the popup there

[dusk egret]

[amber canyon]

I'd Def report it as a bug.

Logically if sometimes time is ahead and sometimes behind; it must pause at some points. I recently thought I had a 45 minute time slip. But previously had e.g. 1h game time pass in 30 mins quite often.

[inner tapir]

would anybody be interested to see videos of each other playing? like i can make a video and throw it on my YT channel to show what a typical reality reboot speed run for me looks like

[amber canyon]

Time nodes being stuck isn't normal! And could have a large effect...

[fluid delta]

the key bit in what I said "since it's running fine for you" there.. ofc if it isn't actually doing that, then it needs to be addressed. here though, perhaps it's just the display and not the actual value being used in math in the game?

[dusk egret]

The only thing i did today for my cts game is just changing the name of virus to bacteriophage (the generator had a drawing of a bacteriophage)

Bruh

i have air in my pocket and you not

[placid birch]

nevermind i just got a nitro credit with orbs, i have like 7k anyways

[amber canyon]

I've never been sure if the difference between in game and irl time is intentional or not ...

[fluid delta]

Not I. I mean, there's only one way to do it, really. And that's contingent on if you've finished Primary and have all the related artifacts or not.

[dusk egret]

[placid birch]

don't tell me the video just broke

[amber canyon]

But the time slip also happens when you open a SIM and get the offline and boost: it'll often show 2h45m when only 2h irl has passed.

[dusk egret]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-to-singularity-gif-12250528433137043373

[placid birch]

i'm on pc and i always use wifi, so the sim thing wasn't the cause of it

[placid birch]

wait hold on is this playable for y'all? or is it just broken for me

[amber canyon]

Not me either.

I used to like doing it through only buying the necessary nodes in the tree. But that's noe substantially slower. So the 'answer' is just spam click, keeping an eye on generator count 😐.

[amber canyon]

Sorry I meant simulation (primary, Beyond, Meso, event). Not SIM card. Annoying auto-correct I have, and not fixed.

[placid birch]

personally i just use an autoclicker, put it on the research section in the tab console and just wait until i need to buy more generators lol

[placid birch]

ohh alright, my bad

i haven't tried going to another simulation yet

[amber canyon]

We'll have fun. I gotta sleep.

[placid birch]

that's honestly the main bottleneck for getting to singularity for me, if i only needed to get enough entropy / idea to get all of the nodes and generators required i'd get there in like half a second

[placid birch]

alright, good night

[oak spear]

We need an auto purchase research if cost is less than 1 millionth of income per second perk.

[placid birch]

a few minutes ago i went to the event to check on some things and i just came back... what the fuck is this man

reality engine description is just gone and the simulation time has increased by 6 minutes and 21 seconds, but it's still not reflective of the actual amount of time it's gone on for

[placid birch]

wait hold on i'm dumb, that was the amount of time i was in the event simulation for (it said i was gone for 6 minutes)

[strange wing]

Fastest time to singularity 9 seconds 😱 😱

[placid birch]

it's because of the bug i'm talking about, somehow freezed at 9 seconds

[placid birch]

^

[placid birch]

exactly

i'm emailing computerlunch

[dusk egret]

I like eating some lunch with my computer

Nvm i dont have one

[placid birch]

what are you using discord on then?

[dusk egret]

A... Phone.

[placid birch]

well.... technically a phone is still a computer as it is still a device that can compute (just like the reality engine)

[dusk egret]

I like my stardust cheezy bruh

[placid birch]

i would put cheese on my laptop screen to prove you wrong but i don't have a phone so i can't take a picture of it anyway

[dusk egret]

[placid birch]

i'm commissioning the nsa to decrypt this mysterious message

on what