#blitz-memes
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Not too blitz related but i liek
hopefully dude gets good wedding
and if she rejects, the tanks can always aim at her!
Low quality meme
five derp tanks vs seven victims
what could go wrong?
I like how it’s even reminding you to use he this match
Smasher is derp Nutella
hmM
@sharp shadow poor bulldog😂
Me: Brawling Heavy VS heavy in a tight one on one
Spectator: Stop letting him pen you. Just block the shots
Me:
Bulldog gets shot ounce and gets left with no pride and hp
Juan plays World of Tanks Blitz
you know it's a top class *meme*, if the gameplay is randomly cropped yet still bigger than screen and not even the same tank is being used.
nice cherry picked tanks you got there @sharp shadow
Norbi._.HUN#3918 has been warned.
Happened 2 days ago on copperland
I like this camo🙂
@sharp shadow ya, his wedding was great, who will gona say NO, when 15 tanks are aiming at you(Or the girl).
nice joke WG
@sharp shadow ikr, I used up all my keys and got 90 pieces. I spent my gold thinking I was going to get the remaining 10 and I got 5
Yo man I got that new sweet glitch camo my dude
Nice I wish I could get one
Tbh i want a camo like that but just a bit different actaully why not let us make our own but costs like 1k gold
there’s this thing called changing the textures of camos
yes, but you see it on every tank with that camo. just like the pravda mod for kv2
This bp be looking fresh
nice joke WG
Oh my god me too
Your team every time your close to getting a kill
excuse me game, i like my shell back. (im in a FV215b, also an ap shell)
The real question is why you decided to shoot APCR 🧐
Disregard first message what the hell did you shoot
Enemy FV probably had reactive armor on to lower damage taken
He dose, the little sparks around signify that its reactive armor.
Great camo WG
although these buggy and beautiful camouflage in some tanks, if WG add it official, it would be darker without being so saturated
That’s the joke. Vindicator is from WH40k and he has 40k experience.
haha so funny im rolling on the floor laughing
Me too
stop reposting tis type of meme its getting old, if your going to make a meme use a different idea
^
type t-34
uhm what ? Ah oh
I wish there would be good memes here. Like thatll ever happen
Guy below proved my point.
Suffer
Hot
It’s the T40E2
Hm...
sending screenshots from this glitched camo is not a meme
change my mind
How did u guys get this camo? I can't find it
Wait what does diablo mean by closing down #738371110265159751
just an normal affirmative screen nothing special to see here
Damn now that’s a lot of battles on 1 fricking tank, I better don’t come up against him cuz I don’t like keni’s
My god we are reaching levels of seal clubbing that shouldn't be possible
That's weird
Pathetic. I fought someone and won who have 39,072 battles in the ke-ni otsu.
<@&481447501690568709>
I love how someone responded so quickly lol
The image up there makes me laugh so hard idk why. Is thats Affirmative! demon?
me when smasher
they knew what was gonna happen by making another meme channel, good play.
The memes there were actually much better than the ones here, Rest in Peace, old friend
My camo for the WZ 111 1G Ft was weirdly colored as well
cool
Joe, "The Commander"#3392 was muted
@hasty oriole don't use the spoiler tag
whats wrong with a spoiler tag?
Spoiler tags are sometimes built into the image link itself some people cant help it
Some discord files are inbeded links especially if you copy from other servers
I think he meant file name, not link, also, the image might get messed up if you remove the SPOILER_ which occurs most of the time
thats a wholesome meme, too bad mods are prob gonna yeet it for one of the things, so ima save it before they do😔
Petition for wargaming to add unloaded camo
i c maybe a lit of recycle is alright
I don’t think wotb is one of the games that’s comforting you
What is this server rated again ?
13+
China's stolen/copied tanks VS the tanks from their original countries
-SAMURAI CHAN-#1029 has been warned.
Please the glitch camo is NOT a meme and it’s not funny
Its out of order
kacper#2826 has been warned.
no
When defeat is not an option, but victory is impossible
He should've asked if they had panzerkpfw 8s left
The Hetzer is op change my mind. (No srsly try)
@regal lark is german so it catches fire easy and that16/ 8 mmof side and rear amor lol
It isn't OP.
You want an OP Hetzer? stares at World of Tanks PC
That Hetzer can 1 shot things. Be glad your Hetzer is not a one-shot tank.
Adios 6H
The Hetzer is op change my mind. (No srsly try)
@regal lark so what, it's a lower tier so it's not very hard to get at all AND it isnt a pay2win like everything else, let's just be grateful that everyone can use it
pandygrey95(WOTFR)#6835 has been warned.
Chat spammers in tier 8 be like:
Imagine not climbing the mines hill in under 3 minutes
This post was made by amx elc bis gang
Imagine not having a t8 engine, suspension, and gun
This post was made by SU-100Y gang
Imagine imagining
This post was made by inanimate object gang
Imagine
This post was made by gang
Imagine
This post was made by Lowe Master MissingNo
Imagine Imagine
This post was made by Paul McCartney
Imagine posting original content.
This post was made by ♻️ gang
ikr
i had that tank
Germany if they could get better transmissions:
um... the channel is titled blitz-memes...
Kila#1684 was muted
Bruuuuuhhh
Dont you love it when that one bot steals your kil
people are jerks like that, ive yet to get a 7 kill game because of people like that, had around 50 chances for a 7 kill game only to have one stolen
One time i was like on 200hp and a guy with 6 kills and almost full hp was coming to kill me so i just drowned myself
Its always so wonderful
You literally carry the game for them and in the end that 1 afkler takes the 7th kill
I had a someone asking for 7 kills today. And right at the start one of our guys yoloed to kill an enemy, which he did. He sacrificed himself so that that one guy wouldn't be able to get 7 kills
pffF ok then
Rare image of frustrated players needing theyr clan in training room
Tha make me scary
The raging 40%era when they yolo and die https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/502018843338604544/776953969637457930/20201114_003702.jpg
yes
No
Not blitz meme and also a video.
I just spent 2000 golds in mystery boxes and won the su100y. Stonks?
i literally made this meme tho why the recycle :/
if they hit the turret's rotation mechanism ...
Bruuuuuhhh
@random solar it just happened to me.
L
Why are ppl talking so much in here is slow mode off
Edit:dam you all
where’s the funny is it the ping because i’ve had 100 times that much
Ok, who stole my vaults?
appears that no one stole them, its just non existent
I just spent 2000 golds in mystery boxes and won the su100y. Stonks?
@topaz fern 500 gold for Tog II*
Stonks that :D
@chrome flower the hetzer thing was a joke yk. I just said what I did bc its camo rating and traverse speed are stoopid.
Bruuuuuhhh
@random solar stole your raisenai😂😂
I think I found WG's secret tog 2 buff files
Tog E100 II
Tog 100
E II or Tog100
wtf is that image
I can't
I've been laughing at that image for nearly 10 minutes now
When German engineers start drinking tea:
If so Tog E100 II.. AE Phase 1 ?
Loads HE with malicious intent
@candid marten WG is with us
Is trash ik ;-;
Epic
When we get them back it would be the 50.5 update
imagine if they come back in thier own little special game mode where you can only play the OG tier ones
🌽 event
Basically most of us after november in a nutshell
literally me when i see a leopard / stuart / agent trying to outrun my heavy slow ass turtle:
when i shoot a missile at somone
you play well?
Yes
More because you have a low win rate?
Reason:
Another normal day in the world of tanks blitz
@spice bear Give me rhe DOOT!
-SAMURAI CHAN-#1029 has been warned.
Friendly fire should be added to blitz
Blitz logic: (first meme btw)
I think im not going to be broke ever again if I keep getting clan challenge crates
they give you so much stuff lol
Lmao
E 100 has more armor than maus
Clann crates is just weekly crates but better
Most active clan players have probably noticed that unlocking clan rewards got to be way too easy: only 1900 Honors are required to complete overall weekly progress. Plus, every clan member has received a worthy bonus to compensate the incomplete Mission period because of the mid-week version release ☺️ . Starting next week, obtaining all the rewards will become more challenging 💪 and the necessary amount of Honors will be increased.
This week, some of you got pretty huge rewards 🎁 from your personal containers for Clan Missions. That's an initial bonus for the launch, but contents of the containers will become more moderate starting the next week: they'll better meet your efforts in completing quite simple tasks. The overall clan reward, for its part, will grow more valuable.
Don't forget that clan rewards do reset and change weekly, so we advise completing the Missions regularly. We'd like to add some fun into this routine so some cool event-like activities for clans might appear there in future as well 😏 . So, it's a good time for all clan leads and deputies to improve the "Mission discipline" of your clan members 🗓️ ! You'll get to use it soon.
Remember this
and heres the template too
when you get your gun destroyed in random battles:
me after realizing i grinded sheridan line for no reasons
Get ready for the influx of atgm removal memes
At least now the youtubers will stop complaining like little kids about atgms
i just want to buy the sheridan
Atgms were removed? Or is this another meme?
Honestly I wanted to try ATGMs for myself to see what everyone's up in arms about
guess I was too late
Wg will remove missiles🙂?
Meanwhile Sheridan will probably get heat
So now the disadvantage of missiles (can't hit targets that peak for a second) is gone
Meaning you can now snapshot even better
totally not stronger than before
And with thay stupidly good gun handling
There will be people who complain again
Meanwhile Sheridan will probably get heat
So now the disadvantage of missiles (can't hit targets that peak for a second) is gone
Meaning you can now snapshot even better
totally not stronger than beforeAnd with thay stupidly good gun handling
There will be people who complain again
no its definitely weaker now because it now cannot fire without exposing itself to enemy fire for atleast a second, atgms gave the sheridan an advantage of being able to nullify angled armor by coming in from above
No no he's got a point.
lol
Honestly I wanted to try ATGMs for myself to see what everyone's up in arms about
guess I was too late
@simple spire still a chance, just gotta research and buy the Sheridan before 7.5, then you get to keep the missiles for game modes and training rooms
@brave schooner well if a tank peaks at u why would you shoot a missile in the first place
They can just make reload longer, and pen worse, maybe it will do something
@wheat blade Sheridan is already terrible stop saying that it needs a nerf... Average speed is bad you can't do anything with it. And if you want to HE him just shoot at the turret. If you make no effort to aim it's normal to find it op...
Are you kidding me? I literally just bought the sheridan because of the atgm(that was a cool game mechanic) and its being removed. At least i'll win a collector version
But you will still be able to use atgms in special modes
exatly
the code isnt that spaghetti
the code:
they r sick of having to mute u guys bc u cant follow directions
Directions
@sharp shadow it's been the same for me, I would be zeroed in and my shots dont even register, it always happens when I'm aiming at a AMX 50 for some reason
At least you won the match
@sharp shadow Bruh, an HE bouncing? How is that even possible?
my ping when I can possibly get a kolobanovs
Gotta love Blitz Logic
That's the same logic on every warfare game, we know that life copies games, then tecnically it's tottaly correct @dreamy belfry
I don’t even know what is this anymore
asbestos{TIE-I leader}#8182 was muted
discord mod bad, woke people good
Sounds like an extended explanation of Democracy to blitz to me
Hmm yes elemctions
T1 heavies in corner gremlin spots on Himmelsdorf
Found new Pz. IV G feature.. aerial assault (screwy WiFi)
How has the person not be warned he just called the mods gay
:>
cuz they don't have anything to say to that, i smell something burning
And the next person to get muted
lets see, this is like russian roulette tbh...
Bot seems dead
Bruh moment
Building tank
I'll just manually mute him then
Bruh
T1 Chonk
T1 Glitchy😂
Well, it’s gotta be heavy if it’s THAT big
Thanks wg for making me scared for my life at 3 in the morning 👌
BRUH meadsy going dicord mod mode
I love me some meadsy
Bruh meadsy be using aimbot xD
I met a Sheridan who defended AGTM's. The entire lobby was berating them, it was great.
Medkit consumables: *exists
"killed" crewmates: Tis' but a scratch.
finally...
You do not have permission to use this command!
Who woke the LGBTQ music bot
Wg should add this (M3 lee syndrome, cant use turret)
umm WG dosent allow multi-use of several guns in WOT
He said the turret can’t be used not not any of the guns
@mortal steeple
i got the ram II 😔
Is glacial bad?
I dont know
And i got t3485 victory 😭
But i got nothink
at least you got something
Glacial got buffed couple updates ago. It's like wz celestial with cupolas and smaller lower plate (at least on paper, didn't play it)
Still, glacial is t8. I spent 6k to get matilda iv...
😳
Pantera walk
cursed
P.44 walking like a mobster
medkit be like
my ego, when I do decently well
A little tipp for you non weebs
Weeb is not a insult for weebs
Cuz we all know we are weebs
You could not say that.
A little tipp for you non weebs
Weeb is not a insult for weebs
Cuz we all know we are weebs
@brave schooner weeb.
There are so many people who don't want to admit obvious things
Personally I don't mind weeb, "degenerate slime" is unacceptable for anyone
Personally I don't mind weeb, "degenerate slime" is unacceptable for anyone
well actually-
Ggg
Yes
Wotb in a nutshell (also posted on Reddit by me)
DanielM1A1Abrams[LPASO]#4103 has been warned.
Did you guys stiil playing wotb?
2020 is about to end
Get ready for T-2021
cant wait for T-6969 in a few thousand years
Ironic, lol
NOOOOOOO
lol the fastest F for you I was in your game@fierce inlet
How to become a Stereotypical Blitz Player in only 4 Easy steps!
LEZGOOO
@sharp shadow my shells fly through people. Or ricochet on the air in front of them. So poopy.
42 crates (4 x 13), also SU100Y but that’s irrelevant
UwU?🤦♀️/ Plot twist this tank has the best swag so far
N O
that poor tank doesnt deserve that kind of punishment
@sharp shadow I’ve felt vicarious embarrassment deeply.
Look how they massacred our boy...
*summons God of Tanks....
Gone
change wg clan rewards
It’s ok, 40% of that tanks components don’t work
Wt auf panzer 8?
Just aim for the head
(Hits barrel)
@sharp shadow usually the more the shot looks impossible the more chance you have to hit
uh wtf the background
change wg clan rewards
@drifting parrot Not just change. If you didn't claim the ones from past week, you can't do it. BTW does anyone have a screenshot of the reawrds from past week?
yesx
^^^Agreed
Hey guys I ate a cookie
nice
I had two cookies.
Hold on....What’s a cookie?
@tacit mural degenerate slim is wut i like😚
i hate cookies
Annihilator is annihilating tier 7, coincidence? I don't think so
Rip to meme contest tbh they shouldve kept it and made it so noone can post anything there so we can actauly see all the memes
@drifting parrot Not just change. If you didn't claim the ones from past week, you can't do it. BTW does anyone have a screenshot of the reawrds from past week?
@thorn nexus
WG decision about what to do with them was pretty accurate in my opinion
wait, so i missed the rewards from last week?
finnaly some encounter on Ivan on steroids
Y e s
Tesla hetzertruck
Its just like an ISU platoon, even worse if they know what theyre doing
Also im left with 500 credits
Pls help me
wow im depressed
Ima use my 6 hour cooldown to announce ive changed my name for the first time in 3 months
POV: You reposted a meme that hasn’t been posted here since the Cambrian Era
Edit: Proving my point
The last thing You see before You die
the dude on the tank looks like a mongolian farmer
Probably is one
Buff original tanks.
No
The UN has responded on lethal weapons treaty’s 🇺🇳
fly🤙
Let's have a tank that just fires like 600 - 1dmg rounds in a second then has a 15 second reload
ummm 600 rounds is cool and all but 3 fps on low end devices isnt
@chrome flower you mean the T7 car?
Pre nerf Luchs?
missles are taken out..... in 7.5
bruh why do people keep reposting these things
very not gamer
megamind
E-Onehundreadful
E 100 Sheridan instead of XM551 Sheridan
N.Z.#1459 has been warned.
Smh @maiden heath is such a reposter, the mods should ban them.
^
There's literraly portuguese crew voices (put the game on this language and disable national crew language) but no national crew voices for Swedish tanks and Italians, neither for the future czech tanks
Pretty ironic
hmmms'tn't~
The hand of Stalin.
Guides your shot...
And sends them to gulag
its hard to choose the emperor or stalin
plz add
Top 5 False things:
- "That went right through them!"
"one more like that should finish them!"*
Scout Fun Fact: there is no original memes here
Bruxelas#5334 has been warned.
ThisPlaneFliesSouth#5336 has been warned.
Lord Arceus Official/CREED#7698 has been warned.
Baby a triple
bruh what did they do?
F
?
?
@nocturne kestrel in the case of the pic he is playing the KV-1 and am thinking he is using the 122mm gun with HE
KV-1 122mm 33 of penetration in HE and kind of useless more against weak tanks until you can give a good damage
Looks more like a t1 heavy
Imagine the new missions but working
LOL
I can make a meme that has ran its course like a month ago and you guys still would find it funny.
the diamic trio
Breme
I totally missed grille 15
Same. I would have gotten nuked and not even known where the third shell came from
Never trust bushes, trees, walls, houses.
Tank Tip
ok i`ll keep that in mind
also never trust WG's sales pitches(no offense WG)
perfect. Big brain tony.
@sharp shadow not meme
thats when wg decided to buff smasher
PAUL_FABIAN#6804 was banned
-500 gold
+500 gold
+certificate
Certificate tank is a duplicate
This is the face Fv183s make when they bounce off of you at point black range and they know it’s over
@small geyser woah, that is excellent compensation!
The entirety of Asia Server rn
remeber when low tier used to be fun
Yup
Theres nothing better than playing tier III with your 200dmg per clip pz IIg
@marsh sphinx or bouncing everything in duck.
FOCH (them)
Babygravy2|EGPU Advocate#9508 has been warned.
oh no a curse word
NoobAdmiral#1543 has been warned.
Oh look out guys that tank has two guns wonder if they both work
me: posts a meme about how unfunny blitz-meme channel is
mods:
lol nice warns u got there
POV: smasher is aiming at you
I have a rhm. And yes. This is how it feels because you know that you're about to get slammed with he. Again.
RyanZ!#3538 has been warned.
Excuse me, but there's no memes channel here, read correctly. Here is #blitz-memes and your meme isn't anything about blitz @swift ruin
Know what? The meme above will be deleted soon, the reason? Probably because it isn't blitz related ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why throw hate on actually relatable memes that aren't effortless, instead of the stupid reposts?
Hee hee
heheheheh
696969 👍
696986 smh
Rip
Mystery Containers: Exist
Me: I won’t get anything good! I know it!
Also me: but.. what if..
world of tanks blitz is just mobile war thunder
No it's just a crappier mobile version
30%ers after being ammoracked in tier 4
fun fact: my first ever game in tier 3 i got ammoracked immediately by a bt-7 arty (this was back in june or july 2017)
Mystery Containers: Exist
Me: I won’t get anything good! I know it!Also me: but.. what if..
@primal finch what is the chance to win this prize? 0.0001%?
People with 6k points in rating: Loses the game, does 1.5k damage, gets 1 kill and goes down 3 points
Me with 4K points in rating: Loses the game, with 4K damage and 4 kills, goes down 30 points
Also me: visible confusion
@primal finch what is the chance to win this prize? 0.0001%?
@topaz fern more zeros
Warning logged for Wiktor UwU#7215. I couldn't DM them.
What players wants in the game :
"We need Wargaming.net to balance the game environment so the game could be more enjoyable. From nerfing some tanks & buffing a bit some underestimated tanks"
What players wants in their garage:
Yeah yeah im a noob nothing new
hm
Um, no? I don’t see it
They both shoot three things at a time
@sharp shadow
me with my agent, an excellent tank 😍
Allow Smasher, Annihilator, and KV-2 to do introduce themselves
Smasher doesnt introduce itself its 152mm HE shell makes the entrance
Edit: kv2 is special in my heart it has its own entrance
same for KV-2 then .-.
Tier 7 tanks aren't necessary the original Vk 28.01 already DPM out Agent, lol
bruh asia server be like
i am part of asia server. i didn`t knew that it could get this serious. probably due to too many people so the server always bugs.
@supple flower pffff, relax buddy 😎
😨
Allow Smasher, Annihilator, and KV-2 to do introduce themselves
@sharp shadow Laughs in SU-152
Rip my 6 hours
allow me to introduce my ISU-152.
RIP 6 hours
(edit chat go brrr)
O there goes your 6 hours
RIP your 6 hours as well @sharp shadow
@karmic salmon all were fine after that until the british rolled out the 183mm democracy launcher
Update 7.5
When the germans needed maus most he got cancelled
Get bawx tanked lol
mars rover?
i seriously dont mean to be offensive when i say this, but it seems like mostly asia and EU players reposting. again, i dont say that to be racist, its just smt i notcied. i am not saying NA players dont repost*
what he wast saying is that “most” of the players from the following nations repost often, im not saying names or anything but seriously, i disagree to what he said
@wraith finch what i know about you is that you’re disrespecting the english language
Yeah why don't you all repost memes? Do you all think we are fools who will not know that which meme is original and whic a repost? We want FRESH COMEDY NOT STALE!
Wdym by this ♻️ @tiny nebula ?
is this even a meme
no
n e i n
funni number laugh now
@pearl salmon another shameless reposter found on the blitz meme channel, now stealing one of MY memes
@tiny nebula dude this isnt even a meme
Yeah, as part of asia server i do agree that me fellow sukkas tend to be meme-thieves (you can't blame ME since i don't even post any)
@primal finch what is the chance to win this prize? 0.0001%?
@topaz fern
@topaz fern the same chance as being alive while dead
Looks like today is repost day
Warning: Image above was taken from War Thunder, Wargaming Group level of Trigger: HIGH
@sharp shadow everyday is repost day
.
Dammit i didnt know i had my cool down gone now i have to wait another 6 hours
F
Can relate
yamaha moto (y'a ma moto / there is my motorbike)
👀
6 hours
there u go my 6h
@quaint perch 🤣🤦🤦🤦🤦
My dead tank crew that just came back to life because of the med kit, and is now fixing the tracks of my m4 Sherman:
Geo#1331 has been warned.
VinFizzFlyer#8033 has been warned.
Fonpard#8396 has been warned.
Zis (Marius)#4471 has been warned.
No one's forcing you to be here if talking without profanity bothers you so much
When you have Kv-2. Yaaaaaaa boi But theres a smasher pluton nooooooo
Nothing like crappy matchmaking
Matchmaking is random.
when wargaming gives u bday present☺️
Present for money of course happy birthday bro 🌚
When you sell it because the cupola is too big
Stonks
Imagine getting anything from crates except 200 free xp
wack
__H3L1OS__#1100 has been warned.
math defined
bruh you didnt even copy the whole meme, how (9000 iq)
when you update Wot Blitz for clan missions, expecting high rewards. But this is what you get.
Clan missions would be patched again. As said by devs.
Like, they're gonna be better?
Oh it's better now I see yes
Wargaming when you get racked first by the blind-sniping derp
Wargaming when you get racked first by the blind-sniping derp
@ebon delta more like: Wargaming when you open any crate in the game
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/502018843338604544/773161176891785216/tenor_1.gif
@crisp pine that's the point of it, problem is, the point is not funny
I think the funny is that he has to do the same mission but has to do 2x the work for 1/2 the reward
15/10 too true
I don't see the funny
I think he meant that surviving for 3 battles gave you more than surviving for 6
yes
Wow
If you survive 3 battles you get 2 thing if you survive 6 battles you get 1 thing understand if not reread it and if you still dont you must be a lost course
AtomicPotato on UrbanWiki is spittin facts, you can’t argue with that
Anao
smol
I highly doubt anyone managed to penetrate and hit the tower of this tank
@glossy mural is that the LT-432?
Edited: @spiral hazel @marble beacon @glossy mural According to Wikipedia it's the Object 775.
gun looks little short for an LT-432. Gun looks like a T-100LT
That's an object tank, and it fires missiles, idk which obj. tho AW HECK THIS IS BLITZ MEMES rip 6 hours
nobody:
wg when the players have money:
@left junco dont give WG another idea for another OP tier 7
find the eyes
6 hours, GOOOO
6hour what
Smashers in real life
NA is better than Asia
a screenshot from my old account over 8,900+ damage in Object 268
*when amx elc falls into the pz.sfl.ivc's hollow hull
time to have the mystery container as a collection
my man's forgot to add the VK 36
my man's clearly forgot to add the AMX 13 90
Understandable
my man's forgot to add the amx 12 t
bro what about the people who use the KV-2's long barrel
time to have the mystery container as a collection
@desert stump ur gonna dislike me for this but that could have a t-22 medium in it or the very rare AMX... just saying
bro what about the people who use the KV-2's long barrel
@simple spire what about people using the kv2 itself
gonna say this about the 107mm armed kv-2... Nobody expects the Russian Inquisition. Its hilarious when some pokes the corner spot me take 350 and then are like oh yeah 20sec reload time for me to farm... 7 sec later ow what the heck?!
I see that happening all the time, then there’s the guys who play KV-2 really well and stay back and snipe everybody and it’s hilarious to watch- But you know this of course
can you stop spamming this in over 3 channels?
oh no 6h cooldown
Anggael in his crates video
okay, now this is funny 🐧
On a serious note - Kudos to WG for making a big and difficult decision. I'm surprised they did it but really support the way they've chosen to preserve the core game play of WoT Blitz whilst also leaving ATGMs in FIVE (5!) fun/experimental game modes.
In a bizarre turn of events... o7 WG
so hell finally froze over
.
RIP 6 hour
Big F
Oh dang it I fell for it too
Aint a meme but rickrole i didnt click on it but i still know what it is can a mod delete it so noone suffers the same fate
Anao
@glossy mural me lembra o obj 140 e a cabeça achatada dele
Wat?
6 h o u r s
5 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds
D I O#8584 has been warned.
potato man#0323 has been warned.
@thorny plaza Ah, we cannot abbreviate that two letters correctly any further.
when a smasher gets destroyed by 2 KV-2s using AP:
POV: you are the last one alive in game
dat su-100#9359 has been warned.
Bruh, if you want 8 vs 8 you can play WOT, the maps are even infinitely bigger and even more players per battle LMAO
Then think on the same players that their devices aren't good enough for bigger maps and 8 vs 8 battles, they would be on the same situation of you. A little bit of empathy is really good.
yeah lol
@open spear not everyone has something that can get WOT, I'm too broke for a PC or even a console
Edit:thanks covid for making me move back to a part time job that pays practically nothing
Potato PC can’t handle wot
It can, but on low graphics and 30 fps. Source-me.
in game: losses
me: i hate this ******* mm, always playing with bot
also me:
RIP
Warning logged for Wiktor UwU#7215. I couldn't DM them.
Imagine your team getting destroyed by a nashorn in a tier 8 battle
hi
Imagine getting destroyed by a nashorn...
Imagine bouncing a RHM...
Imagine imagining
Imagine getting ammoracked by a bulldog...
Imagine having a good team
Imagine still playing WoT Blitz 👁️👅👁️
@iron ingot me? No I’m not, I’m just still paying on this game but not playing ha-ha
Imagine bouncing Ru 251
Edit: imagine having 5/7 enemy team players afk while your team has only 3/7 afk because Europe server crashed
Imagine saying: “imagine still playing blitz” on the Blitz Discord server, where you still clearly are...
Imagine if we still had memes contest...
That one rhm player sitting in the bush at the edge of every map waiting to "rack you like a hurricane"
That one rhm player sitting in the bush at the edge of every map waiting to "rack you like a hurricane"
@sharp needle thats me lmao
Here goes 6 hours
New tier X because I like giving WG terrible ideas
hi
when you realize GG EZ is a gas station
It is physically impossible to bounce the rhm in its tier because of the 3 caliber rule
There isnt. The tank is just that thin that there is no such thing as a richochet. The only thing it could block is with its gun and tracks
@sharp shadow i have many questions for wotb players
When you decide to go sideways, on alpensadt, with a Carbon Tiger and block 4k...
Hmmm, I guess Hanz burnt his Tiger 1 again, what a mess
bro did u paid more for better transmission
April Fools event: Every tank is upside down. (basically reverse hitbox models)
We can’t move, the tracks aren’t on the ground - crewmen
There goes 6hrs
Say goodbye
01010000 01101100 01110011 00100000 01110010 01100101 01110110 01101001 01100101 01110111 00100000 01110010 01100001 01101101 00100000 00110010
spam
@open spear The games are not the same. I play wotb because I like the the 7 minute battles. As hardware advances WG should advance the game. A lot of us want bigger maps and more players per side. Also keep your comment about empathy to yourself. Bruh.
So what are the rounds?
it shoot blanks.
Lol
Fear it.
.........not
i feel that the sound effect: song for denise is crawling into my ears.
So what are the rounds?
@royal canyon carrots
Reversed snow cones Hans, reversed snow cones.
lul
bye
WE DID IT!
@jade pollen it's binary it has a meaning
Translation: the quick brown fox jumps over 13 lazy dog
Should've reversed 5.5 then nobody would be complaining about any "broken" tanks just because they lost one battle to it
Birote del soriana#2453 has been warned.
We they make another pay to play event
Big ping
ah the pain of having the worst internet anyone could have
Playing blitz on moon in a nutshell
i gonna dead -- @little junco
Engrish
I sold mine for the T29, but I might rebuy it for the autoclicker memes and because of the penetration buff. And in saying this, I’m launching my 6-hour shell to say that.
Clan: No, you can't hear images while battling people.
Me:
@@sharp shadow @sharp shadow
@lean smelt meanwhile playing a t44 100…
"Well balanced premium heavy tank"
technically only the first part is a blatant lie
Barely anyone getting clan rewards and the devs not telling us if we are ever going to get them as we continually get up tiered drain our credits and gold until we are broke not knowing if we are ever getting payed for our effert and time.
Thx wg for these moments
to spend gold was said
so ekological! Greta would be proud of us.
WoTB. EA edition
People repost crap because they want to remind us of something funny. Plus, memes are meant to be shared, blitz people going off on a tangent about it is really dumb.
Arguing with me only proves my point as well.
Wait
Bobject is for 5k gold?
Well time to not play t7-8 for several months
"Well balanced premium heavy tank"
@sharp shadow this is also true for vk168.01p and t2020
should be the opposite, E-25 is known for being the biggest threat to smashers
@abstract crown yes, it is. But he doesn't know it, cause he never in that situation... Yet.
wdym i see no difference to the normal one
Omg can we stop givinf wg ideas we all ready got the annilator which looks like a mining tank but just a tad dif
🥲
Don't worry comrade, i'm broke too but there's gonna be christmas so save for that
t54e2 when normal:
super accurate gun
t54e2 when against is6 with stalinium:
penta combo non penetration
its call apcr bud
So, what happened to me is this
Got lucky and got the progetto in those 7 boxes.
Then spend 5k on scam (for me they were scam) boxes and got nothing.
Now, looking at the obj.252U sale and thinking will I will be able to make to the sheri. before 7.5
Found this on reddit
Must be using the M4 sherman in tier 6 mm
Does this count?
Nice camo bro, got that on the sheri
Imagine Autocannons with APCR at tier 10 cough Gepard
haha cannon go brrrr
Boi they need to make this skin for the KV2
Never
Can someone pls tell me when stream is going to start?
F in chat for my clan mate
buys 84080943240392490 gold...well that wasn't expensive 😕
Last thing you see after you peak around a corner to kill the light
FV4005 Singing Dame da ne
Give FV4005 183mm
FV4005 183 would actually be a bit more balanced if you give it no camo or aim and also you can No U it with a HE, but then again sometimes teams are bad
@bold jewel 2% batterry F
in war thunder it has it, it YEETS people xd
Can we have that one WG?
Hey Emil 1! Take these please, they’ll help your balance.
Bruh
breh now the FBI is here
FBI what's your idea on this matter
hM
Imagine watching the stream for your own pleasure and not for keys. Edit: guys i’m meming i do actually enjoy watching streams.
You uncultured swine
💯 👍 ro 👀
me too lol
#screenshots doesnt exist anymore apparentally.
The thing is
No one cares about #screenshots to begin with
Chances are higher that someone might react on something here
Germans: No you can't just bounce my 75mm long gun!
Russian Genius:
that meme has been posted here a million times, but at least he didn't claim he made it and gave credit so its not as bad as previous reposts
True
I don't understand why yall hate reposts? I could understand if it happened on contest channel but no one pays people here so reposters get prectically nothing
when you're peeking on a corner and you see a KV-2 standing still, aiming at you and you're showing your lower plate and ammo rack at the same time
Helo#6434 has been warned.
You, the guy on your team, the guy on the other team...
(Same match btw)
To test how smart your team is use text chat to say your playing on Nintendo Switch and see how they react /edit: you can’t use text chat on switch
"memes"
tini arti
Wow dats small
Hmmm looks like photoshop but what do I know???
all alive vs all dead lol
Imagine clutching a 1v7 (like that ever happen, but is doable)
Especially when you're in a obj 252
The WOT Blitz discord after a Blitz-Cup tournament Livestream
oof
@wooden flame i was gonna make that exact meme and you beat me to it
Lol what is this
that noise and certainly a rubber duck
Hides team name but doesnt hide enermys name ah yes hig bren
oh so u like memes?
Name every memes
Go #screenshots or you will get 6 0dmg allies
silly xD
WG Course👍
Selamünaleyküm
insert german invasion of poland joke here<
No, u
insert polish modern propaganda here< (trust me i live in poland)
mmmm
Because he is bored and want to get attention.
ᶠⁱʳᵐˡʸ ᴵⁿˢᵗᵉʳᵗ ⁱᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉ#0859 was banned
@maiden heath stop reposting or i wll tell a mod
@maiden heath you are not original buddy.
Splash damage be hittin different
But the ToG II only has one gun, the rest is armor
name the tank
Fv 183
Fv215b 183n't
But it has less reload time and more dpm than the ship
Fv214b 183
now i hate the number 5
my own handmade Black Friday offer meme
sounds about right lol
Chances are this has been posted here before but I haven’t seen it
POV heavy tank camper
ar u from poland? (im from poland)
Povitz popolska trochankaz
Wat
Ok, you changed my mind
that dude just reposted meme from earlier today or yesterday
69 is perfect
When i decide to grind the Chinese tree tech and finaly finsh :
(if you still dont understand, take a look at the t34-1 and t34-2)
T-34-1 and T-34-2 are Chinese(Russian) tanks, not Japanese
how is this a repost i just made it a few minutes ago
Tog-Tilda
What are you talking about t34 2 is amazing. 67%wr over 300 games best performing tier 8 tech tree tank for me
;-;
.
How
Replay SU-122 low health was to nub i view lol
umm, was I supposed to go haha?
Lol
@grave rain ppl do that all the time, maybe this is your definition of a nub
You mean artarctica
(sorry if it's repost, i've never seen anything like it here)
Sometimes your destined to miss, like when you have no time to aim and you have to fire immediately or die before you try.
random thoughts 🤔
Someone typed something but it got deleted immedently f to him
F in the chat for people who thought they were going to win the keys on youtube
Basically everyone as they’re about to claim their Kamikaze award
Can you see the enemy tank?
No, get a better crew vision lol
This barely took me 3 months :/
From where is the Tankenstein certis and what are those black ones?
Yep
the sharpened stale baguette is a deadly weapon
BDR G1 would LOVE to know ur location
Here goes another 6 hours
no its likely they loaded their guns with baguettes and the guns would shoot the baguettes out so fast it can penetrate armor
🤔
how team mates should be
Every night that meme is posted. Every morning I find it gone. Epic meme by the way
Légendaire B1#1589 has been warned.
looks like the mods have taken a tiny little step on removing reposts
oh look, they tagged me with ♻️! i dare you to remove this post.
WG after 8/9/10 years old kids bought the Amx m4 54 for 600 € during the Christmas event
war thunder blitz
maybe
@reef socket They stole it from Saviano, Italy. I know.
When everyone is complaining about waiting for keys but you don't really care because you even don't have enough boxes
Sequel of da meme
"We didnt even scratch them"
I recognize a pancake AMX anywhere.
Pogged
Thats 1 million mms smh my head earth shouldve side scraped so the dinos could survive
Lmao
test slowmode
wtf
Lets check is slowmode working.
It's not bruh
keys
Egg
I want to got to the party in the back ground wargaming
Monkeys
:'v
You will get your keys when you give them money
What did you expect ? 😂
Wg.
kv-2 and the solution, without a doubt
superelektrik#0276 has been warned.
Matchmaker in a nutshell
When u want to fly:
F per amx.
And other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
You guys might not like hearing this but I prefer the is6 to the 252U
Why
pike noose go brr
make 252u with is6 hull lol
@pale jolt which application ?
Bruh the whole point of the 252u is the hull
as scientifik research has shown
tonk
Translation:
EMPTY CONTAINER
we're sorry, but this container is empty
F
Ok thats impossible
Slomo 6 hours
me when i watched the stream more than a day ago and still didnt get keys
visual representation of people who spam #general-blitz-discussion every hour asking for keys
🅱ruh
Literally everyone today:
Edit: apparently this is a famous meme, i didnt know :v
When the RNG drinks way too much beer
Halo#4011 was muted
please do not spam this or any other channel, users will be muted if they do
what is it? need to know about it.
very apple
what should i do, im in a comet
Edit: by praying i bounced a shell
Edit 2 bc 6hr slomo: im dead but only one kv2 and the t34 are alive but they on 200hp combinded
@patent swift as I quote from Engineer, "Start Prayin' Boy"
When you're too fast and your Tank went outside the map (right at the tank is my location)
Wtf this tank damage
2.6k ping:
u just realized??
@pure pagoda welcome to teir x you lose your credits wr sanity and hp
That what i exactly do
@timber hound I saw the event horizon…
exactly
🤡
Me when see arty
"omg WG so dumb where key I'm quit dumb game if no key"
Me: I want Vk 168
Mom: We have Vk 168 at home
Vk 168 at home:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566031900356116496/780296451691511818/unknown.png
I'm guessing they didn't want to repeat the same mistake.... Again
Impossible
Just like senku:
Hehe, Nothing Impossible about it
Im pretty sure Germans made on that grill some bratwursts while WW2
yay my 6h cooldown is over!
Aww sh-
me
Me, after seeing a my teams Smasher platoon go afk at once:
I conquer all the Britain
Yes but you dont own all of britain you only have the excelsor and the teirs tens but good work tho i respect you i feel bad for your sanity
nothing special man :D , i actually enjoyed playing almost all of them except the whole 183 line
Why he switched side, what happened that he had to take such a step.(He is a very good but very aggressive in comms).
Meh..
dude ur not supposed to post a vid here
welp there goes my 6 hours
A funny meme about my FB, Armor Inspector is marked as Selling Guns, Drugs, or any other goods
Logic is real
Hi
He’s going to go get that stürmtiger even if it’s the last thing he does
he do it
183 is hell for me, going through it
i might know who that player is, he sits in a t95 thinking it will stop a flank from happening and does no damage except for maybe some ramming
how do you ram in a t95
You don’t
ahem ahem, gravity
"He's comin' from the top ropes"
You can take this
wait that license is illegally powerful
How to get that license
- download the pictrue
- repost it while you're reposting some meme
bruh speaking to everyone yelling about the keys and only watching for an hour and a half, i watched the whole thing, it didnt tell me i got the rewards then i logged in today and they had given it to me even though the website said i didnt 😂
Yes. That’s def a Blitz Meme
@dapper bramble True 😭
Waited about 5 minutes for a really trash team...
banny thingy
someone say it
Cent in a vent
You’ve heard of cent in a vent, now get ready for Maus in a house
Crane juice... hmm
Huh
repeated avatars but have different times, does anyone use these temporary avatars yet?
they are finally going to buff the m60 😄
me going to my friends to complain about teams
Me trying to imagine the larger sized cop bouncing of bullets
prettu sure thats how the t95 is fully upgraded too. very, very, very slow
Hmmmmmmm
meme
You’ve heard of maus in a house, now get ready for Ru on the loo
whats a loo?
A bathroom
<@&481447501690568709> spam?
ashishipanics[TQRH]#1731 was muted
He didnt spam....
I met a troll account once but it was awhile back and i still cant figure out what his tag was he didnt trolled like trying to stop people to shoot at enermys instead he played very good and always said gg but he always downvote his team:thats the evilest thing i can imagine
thats a good type of troll
Wg telling us to gamble? ¯_(ツ)_/¯ kids plays this game btw
lmaoo
Yeah, let's make propaganda about online gambling on a 13+ game, it's not as like if most of people marked "🇩 Don't like containers at all" on Halloween surveys.
(The same will happen with me I guess, we'll see in some hours 🤣 )
well its not an American company so it cant be held accountable for American gambling laws ¯_(ツ)_/¯. Read this message quickly bc its gonna get me warned(and get deleted)
Not all hero’s wear capes, 07
lol i gambled on the smallest deal and got the M60 on first try
Random person#3655 has been warned.
By World of Tanks Blitz on FB
world of tanks blitz is just war thunder mobile
World of Tanks Blitz is just World of Tanks on mobile
@orchid mica a reason why you shouldn’t be mod
- you don’t deserve to be one
STONKS
6:00:00 h ??!
no, 21 600 seconds
No, 21,600,000 milliseconds
Me grinding torwds the t28 prot.
The smasher looking at my t25/2
this isnt a reference
Is that a 1940's reference
No. It's ROBLOX reference.
@sharp shadow no this is patric
That Toxic Player: Starts calling everyone no-help nubs after he gets destroyed
Me, in my Churchill VII, who was en route to actually help him:
haha funny number accomplished.
Nice
haha funny number laugh now
everyone loves 69 apparently, this is already part of the blitz
This is hilariously unfunny
:/
Haha 6 hours go boom
<@&481447501690568709> to the person that warned me. i wasnt joking abt the cancer that kills people. theres a zodiac sign called cancer.
So you were saying the Sheridan is a crab? Not buying it, just like the offer for the Ke-Ni right now
And you @ us over that?
On a different note, I yanked this from reddit.
Lol so tru about the Ke Ni
And here goes the 6 hour timer @ocean garnet
why 6h of slow mode? doesn't make sense
Hahaha
bruh
Mods? Why is there a 6 hour slowmode?
Just wondering btw
to make moderation easier or something idk I'm not a discord mod
Theres a 6hours slowmode beacuse we cant use this chanell properly
Now start posting memes
Literally no one:
That one person: hull research for tanks should be added
Vasilev is angry
Send help
Because that's the longest we can make it.
pain.
Every single time
me: does 4.5k dmg and carries the team in a 1v3
WG: congrats! heres your f i r s t c l a s s m e d a l
It's called the silver middle finger for a reason.
😂😂😂👌
🇷 🇮 🇵 6️⃣ 🇭
thats pretty poggers
Bruh
Just gotta find the turret now...
Research the turret, it has 980 hp and has 110mm of armor
best tank
Vk100p is better than mauschen tier for tier
Yes
E100 with the other gun is patric buffed
N O
Meme neutralized, that's one loose end
When u leave the turret behind....... (btw, me and my brother built this 😁 )
<@&481447501690568709> scroll upwards can you kindly delete 01 post
frostbite thanks very much
Tbh I would make my own turret
There's 2 mods that are actually online and they haven't responded what the hell
e
01#0729 was banned
haha ban hammer go brr