#td2-general-chat
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South of the white house Christmas market
its not working for todays contract
Must be another
cant claim any parts from it today
The project list the location.
#ask-td2-community message if you want spoilers for the location
At some point people will be at different stages of these project and we'll have to know which one it is they are looking for.
The project has the intersection listed tho so you can just look at the map and go to the location.
im not from usa or dc i cant find streets sory looks like that project is not for mee
the street names are literally on the map
lol
I'm not either and found it easily. Just zoom in and you'll see the street name
just find a numbered street and go left or right, its literally a categorised system
Well I guess devs didn't count on people not being able to read a map. There will be plenty of click bait type vids up everyday to follow along tho.
I want them to introduce some properly difficult riddle treasure hunts one day. Really cryptic ones
That's just par for the course for div2.
There's dozens of them up on how to get the Floor 100 Santa Hunter Mask.
spoilers; it's to do the Floor 100 Hunters.
hunters
GASP! Shock! Etc.
"Best build" sees ninjabike
Okay okay, let's not pile on the div2 youtubers. Everyone knows they're like 99% awful.
im dead certain a lot of those "best PvP DZ build" videos that have ninjabike are solely created to bait people into running bad builds in DZ XD
iKia is alright tho.
mfw the shreds hunters in seconds build is 3 hf with picaro holster and 1 badger chest
like, ninjabike is fine as a starter exotic if you get it early, but there are better exotics and builds that dont even use them
but also
if you take my memento from me i will bite your fingers.

im like on that street crosroads but cant interact with any boxes
its not a box
As soon as they got a memento it'd be useless
Outside a store, I think it's called Amor or something like that. Go up to the entrance, where the revolving door is @rain lynx
Look for Christmas decorations on one of the corners and look around for "F" on them.
Memento similarly has all 3 cores and a vastly better talent
it was doors were need hold f
So you found it then?
The Memento talent is insane. The passive regen talent goes on for so long!
well you were interacting with the presents on the front of the rotating door if we are talking about the second
You get Regen skill efficiency and damage all in one it's so busted
I don't take it off even in group play anymore on my Striker build. There's no point
then invest 2 blues into it and picking up trophies mid combat is significant
Someone else stick on Coyote or get good etc. I'm keeping this on
Group play is where it falls off slightly because you have to compete for kills
Grinding for a memento is hell
Just play with bad people.
One of my many toxic traits is to run in front of teammates that are shooting at enemies, and sweep up the kill
Grinding for any exotic can be trivial or extremely annoying
I’ve heard memento has the lowest chance out of any exotic
Idk the specifics but I don't think it's the lowest
There's also 3 exotic gloves 3 exotic masks 3 exotic chests etc
So tl should be same chance for all
bruh
it took me less tries than pestilence
but my friend just randomly got it doing summit, wasnt even looking for it
Pestilence rains in the DZ
At that point, we're not even talking about the LMG
There is definitely a point if the whole lobby isn't skill build users
I have an ego issue and can't handle not being top damage at the end screen. I'll happily sacrifice everyone elses' damage to increase mine
gear exotics always take longer to get. the available pool of all bags named/exotic/brandset/gearset is a lot. same with all other gear types.
weapon types have smaller pools
I got both my pestis in the dz
Pest drops all the time in DZ tho.
Is the game still down for PC players ( Amazon Luna specifically) ?
i got both mine in the same countdown run after 16 straight hours of grinding
I could get in earlier, but it was lagging so bad that it was barely unplayable. Seems like they screwed up the servers big time.
New update new features @full zinc
🍻
Delta1-3 all over and still crashing in countdown, game is 5 y.o feels like beta
For regular players it is nothing new @frozen meadow what do you say 🤔
i say stop pinging me over stuff like this
Roger you 💔 🥲 cc: @timber hatch
Hello
no
So it’s just a new mode. And nothing new
The best weapon in the game but other than that not much
Is countdown still the main way for farming
Does somebody did that hunter mask on the Washington monument
does one of you guys have a floor 90 in summit?
Yeah for the most part. If you want to get oreo smg it comes from incursion only
memento is just in general pool right
Yep
Is the capital building invaded now, by completing the three missions?
DELTA
Hardly even knew her!
Delta Number 3
🥳
XD Tom clancy's the deltavision 2 Open Beta
I think I do, but I won't be home for like 6 hours
What happens if i want to do the ghost hunter mask but i pressed the button tho show me the locations where the graves at 4 years ago and know i cant press it again?
Its the last mask left
ahh okay, we are farming level 70 rn so it is fine

day before is out now cheking live streams i think it will bee dead in 1 week
u can’t change the appearance of exotics right
not intentionally. some of the bag appearance mods will kinda stick when you switch to something like a memento
downloading now
that makes more sense
I wish memento was an appearance mod
17k on steam and all servers on all regions already full for Day before
that pile actually came out? impressive 
all the reviews are saying, can't get into a server, when you do, you fall through the floor
so about as good as expected
agreed
Guys I was wondering is there a limit to the amount of countdown credit u have?
4-5 times bank hq on hard with oneshot pistol build..
Limit? Who said that? 47k is the highest i got.
I think you can have more than that. :p
Have been couple of days on holiday and wanted to play. Got 5 DC's in 1 hour on ps5. Did they messed up again?
Nice, i was doing a little aces/hotshot/ninjabike with the sanctum. Its more about the fact that i keep getting delta'd today
@daring saddle if you messed up, i think you just have to wait until the nest weekly refresh or a week from today, you could also swap characters i think, so 4 chances per hunter per week, if I'm not mistaken
@toxic kayak yes
Was wondering since I just got the dlc
Idk if they changed that, but you dont need the wony to be able play countdown.
Pretty sure no cap on countdown req
Atleast i did it on my 30 lvl alt at that time.
Looks like. It seems not all servers came back from the last maintenance, there are queues, regional instance servers are down and people are connecting to far away servers, leading to laggy gameplay. Today's maintenance would be to fix this, but was postponed.
ubisoft fumbling on td2 and r6 😭
That's to free your time up to go to the store and buy Avatar.
there’s no randoms to carry my second character in the incursion 😔
I messed up 4 years ago i just reseted the checkpoints and worked i have all the masks now
just one one ouro thingy fr
someone hurt their feelings and now its coal in the socks for everyone for christmas.
😭😭
Free fossil fuels, you say?
my character that completed the incursion gets an instant matchmake but not my other who didn’t do it🧎♀️
@daring saddle awesome
my second character has to be broken bc ain’t no way
It's OK, we're all a little bit broken
Thanks for this, I finally got on to test it. It's not every time you relog, but near enough. Really happy with this, gotten some great rolls already
Occasionally comes running in straight down the road from the north too. If he doesn't appear in the car park on the right, he'll be sprinting at you from in front of you
second run and sawyers knee pads 😭 it’s so over
Incursion?
Not till next chest reset. :p
Is the 4th scavenger hunt out yet
Not yet... Timer says - less than 3h.
But i'll be sleeping in that time, so i can't confirm if it'll work or no.
yeah ive gotten 5 max rolled oh carols with various third attributes, mag size, health dmg, optimal range, armor, dttooc
so i was able to get proficient with that one. now im working on getting more sleighers to donate
Does quick resume usually cause so many errors
indeed
also i’d love if warhounds would target someone else for once
i can’t even stand up ffs
then my game crashes
sweet
Being in Australia, is there any way for me to improve Matchmaking on PC?
Has anyone had the chance to work out if Oh Carol's talent is actually any good?
I mainly do PvE content, but it seems like at all hours, I'd sit in matchmaking for like 30 minutes and get nothing
fr
Maybe Rivens can chime in?
it's just visual effects i think, it's worse gun that is just silly for christmas
is it still planned to fix the Manhunt not showing correct %? bc i finished the missions and met all the people but it keeps showing that "meet Cindy McAllister" isnt done, but its also not on the map...
Join a clan - look up TFR
Butts. Stat-wise, it actually looks pretty good. I was hoping it would be something really nice to hold onto for a while. Haven't even checked if I can recal that talent either, I'm guessing no!
Base stats are the same as the mosing its based on
The base stats are fine but i think you lose a mod slot and of course a talent slot
Still a gun that will do damage and kill stuff if you are good enough
Its just intentionally silly so it loses a bit of power
It's all good. I'm just enjoying the easy materials farm from it honestly, it's nice
I hope they don't patch the spawn rates of this loot goblin
Guys, if I die in Descent mode, do I lose the rewards?
im still struggling to find him 😭
Like, If I die in Loop 30 do I lose all the rewards that I would have gotten when I instead returned to DC?
Relog every time, head to the DZ South checkpoint, go back outside (LZ side), check either manhole in the car park to the right hand side or watch for him running down the road towards you
dz south main entrance?
Yeah, fast travel there then do a 180 and you'll see a building on your right and a long road in front of you
If other enemies are around, relog. He doesn't spawn around them, just retry
does my world difficulty affect drops?
Don't think so. I'm on Heroic all the time, and I get a lot of pure horse crap from him (stuff that's crafting-quality, a lot of purples too)
gotcha
if you are talking DZ, then no
outside in open world it will affect enemy drops and rewards, not caches you find laying around
Oh I just meant specifically christmas goblin
It does outside the DZ. Mainly in Heroic there is "higher minimum" that the stats will roll. Doesn't mean you can't get great rolls in Challenging. But generally, you would need fewer optimizations to top an item dropped in Heroic.
I got purples from the goblin even in Heroic yesterday. So, no in this case.
Oh I just meant specifically christmas goblin
I appreciate the advice but I'm aware of it affecting everything else haha
And for the goblin, since we're all looking for the right attributes and not even caring about the rolls... I'd say anything goes.
You chose the worst time to do it XD
Given how unstable servers are you really shouldnt be going for high loops😭
Servers are always unstable
scavenger hunt
donate food
I mean to be fair we did have to scavenge for the food
is there any way to put together a sleigher snowball fight in the dz?
does goblins only spawns 1 time per log in?
you can try but it probably wont work because people like me would come in and start mortaring everyone and everything


Yes
mobile version division look x1000 better than the day before
i personally could care less about graphics, whats the story like
Non existent
real
Pretty division
of course, how else will shareholders afford their megayachts?
there's no story jus fartin around
Crappy division
You didn't get the sarcasm 
worthless game then
yh from scale of 1 to smd the game can smd
People love to bandwagon over any story innvolving microbes like virus to be interwoven with zombies. I personally hate it and glad division exists 😊
Its in testing limited to europe and usa
i have it registered months back but i didnt get to play for sum reason
no notification or anythn
Dont really like gaming on phones. I'll probably watch it on YouTube for story
i got the chance to play the first beta though, ong im growling for this game like ong im falling
W ubi
can play this game for wholeass +2 years till GTA 6 comes out for the PC
last words: dnt buy the day before.
bye 🤙🏻
i buyng in preorder too 🙂
im so annoyed i have to farm an empress unicorn
champion you know how pick up the festive backpack?
you cant
...
what
why cant? 😄
its in the scavenger hunt which hasnt been fully released yet
ah 🙂 good to know
so make sure you got all thats available so you can get it asap
🙂
im 99% confident the manhunt mission is fed bunker
Why specifically
What unicorn 
manhunt is in kenly
Kenly is a cool idea
Why is the div2 patch slowing down to 50 KB/s for me? My internet connection is fine, normal down/up speeds as tested on speedtest and other download speed testers. I've restarted my computer and Ubisoft Connect. Even tried the beta and no improvement. Why is it so slow? Anyone know of a solution so I can get faster download speeds on this patch?
Servers are kinda borked right now. A friend had trouble downloading the game and it took almost half a day or so.
Vik is in West end and one of the comms mentioned bunker defenses
Ohh
anyone know what is a jaws of life
@pliant sentinel "Jaws of life" are a firefighter's tool, they're sort of giant hydraulic pliers that they can use to pry open car doors, etc.
ah i see, where do i get one
Uh I don't think you're just allowed to buy them unless you're a fire-fighter, they're an incredibly dangerous and specialist tool.
You'd probably go on a government watch-list if you tried.
If you want it for a cosplay or something, there's toy versions. A can of spray-paint should sort out any issues.
i see i see, thank u for this info
i'd imagine its mentioned somewhere in div2
man has never gotten an ouroboros and it shows /joking
how many more weeks until this season ends
Doesn't it tell you in game? In the seasons menu?
11 or so I think.
Steam tells you if you need the base game for the dlc it is offering.
If it's not immediately obvious, look at the details to see what is offered.
I’m trying to find the enemies to defeat to finish the dodge city holster quest but they aren’t showing up
Has to be at a certain time of day
Thinking it’s afternoon and I was there before it
Got it
is that summit commendation where u have open that big black crate 300 times bugged? I seem to be stuck at 256
if you're there before 12:00 and stay there they definitely won't spawn
you have to open the crate for it to count
So I should leave and then come back
like not any of ur teammatee
Got it
yeah I kno. I've been playing solo. Just completed a crate flr. Checked that I was at 256, then opened it and saw that I was still at 256 instead of 257
maybe slow update
Maybe
actually got an exotic from a lock box wth..
COME ON. 4 chill outs, all 4 rolling health
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
next one is gonna be armor regen i know it
hahaha
I was blessed by RNjesus, finally got a memento in countdown and then pulled a st. Elmo’s in the exotic cache after that countdown
awesome
server still down?
nice!
Ty ty
5th chill out. skill haste.
i could actually use that lol
nvm it's gonna be status efdects
stahp
do exotics drop on discovery mode for raids
naw u gotta do the real thing
guh..
Don't think so, but....i am gettin dced again. Same as yesterday
😔
thx for the info
The game has serious bugs and needs maintenance ASAP......Ubi are you listening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#server-status message Yes, potato god hear you
God is great I hope......... for the best. 🙂
@full zinc deja vu

35 minutes left for maintenance to start right?
Haha
🍻 😎 🍿
We ready , bring on The flood
another 20h maintenance? -.-
Well, whatever happened, they rolled out the changes and clearly rolled them back. So something didn't quite work (I was getting numerous Empress bits with skill tier rolls from the loot goblin yesterday)
Love that
Get the popcorn boys, and ready the sarcasm. 😄
they wouldn't roll back the character progress o_o or would they?
they better not got my elmos yesterday
They'd steer clear of that mess.
Not much of a choice in the matter.
They shouldn't need to roll any characters back, it doesn't look like anyone got any egregious stuff. Just a lot of wrong stuff
Besides, I backpacked this brand new player for about 40/50 floors yesterday and dropped about half a dozen exotics for them. I really hope those don't get taken away 😦
What are they gonna break in this maint?
Hopefully the monotony of Delta's and lag.
My prediction is that they're going to reintroduce an old and problematic issue that was fixed a long time ago. Something like that thing you could do on Summit that overloaded the servers a couple of months ago
Vigi don't work no more lol
Strikers works in reverse. The longer you shoot, the worse your damage is
Memento, due to the nature of picking up trinkets from enemies, works the exact same way but each trophy you pick up slows you down by 1% (up to a maximum of 25%)
If you reload Elmo before the bonus shock ammo has been depleted, you get shocked instead
Makes for some interesting pvp lol
bruh maintenance reset my progress
Friday night maint, RIP
maintenance xd
i was legit about to complete the commendation where u have to gather resources, take pictures and rescue 20 civi
Everytime I hit play now there is a maint going on
now im sad
I really do love the idea of every item in the game (even the absolute best stuff) having one upside and one downside to it. I think the game is pretty simplistic in that there's a few main meta things, you just max those and everyone has the same build. It crushes my soul to see half a dozen Elmo Strikers on every single Countdown, because it's just a race to max DPS without having to consider anything else.
It's why I love Backfire so much even though it's complete garbo. If it did insane amounts of damage but you had to build into using it effectively, that would make it a pretty cool weapon to use
rip 1 hour notice maintenance message
3hr lol
One more time
ye ik its a 3 hour maintencance which was only announced 1 hour before the maintenance ;-;
it was unscheduled maintenance, mwahaha
and they didnt even provide time in game when they are going down...
3hr Is eta we all know how division 2 hour work 
3HR maintenance = 3 working days
wish there was a role that gets pinged when a maintenance is sent in status
I just wanted to grind a bit and shoot things
im so close to starting the work on my build
I am sad now
I was so close today to farm 5.11 
It's 2023 my brother in Christ, join the club
who else saw that special guy spamming central with Jews this jews that etc
Already got a opportunistic bag with repair skill and a holster with repair skill and haste 
maintanance?
Alps: Am I a joke to you?
OMG It happened again! 👊
👹
Not sure I think it's smart to do server maintenance on a Friday, but it's none of my business
(Server maintenance that failed the last time, no less)
maintenance changelog: corrections with corrections with applied corrections of corrected corrections.. 
correct
better than the day before servers.
They really know how to piss off there player base in AU/NZ with every maintenance during prime time evening playing time slots... you would think perhaps when they do it several times in the same week they would change it up a bit???
its based on the working hours of the team based in EU
no one wants to do OT working out of office hours
3 hour downtime right
Start of the day in their timezone. Best time to do it.
Ask the developers' friends and families if they're happy for the times to wildly differ just to 'change it up a bit'
Umm its called a business and customer base???
mb dude let the devs have no life
You'll get over it. We gamers after all 😄
Duke is deep in thought. hooo boy.
I get your frustration. Destiny 2 was like that for me, server updates happened first thing in whatever the Washington timezone is and that was through the whole evening for me. It's life, and it's not important enough to worry about. There's micro-injustices everywhere, use your energy to fight the ones that actually matter
Like fighting for that last pizza slice.
Appreciate the reasonable reply, it is frustrating when it happens all the time and when they stuff up - several times within a short period!
Life hack for you - push away all your friends and you'll never need to fight over pizza slices ever again!
Genius
True, can't dispute that. It's gotten a bit much over the last year or so. Either processes are wrong, or attention/care levels have dropped
Here is another pro tip, however many friends you have, cut that many slices
I just wonder who if anyone got the biggest shit out session for having the servers die off for that long.
Ugh, being an adult and properly planning things out. Gross
What kinda normalcy is that?
Well mommy always said to share.....
never knew if gf's applied as well????
They don't
Still firmly breakfast time here. Wouldn't say no to pizza
None of that breakfast pizza baloney either. A proper thing, with many different types of animal that wipes out the rest of the day
Never eat ice cream pizza, That's a rule.
Dang nearly an hour in already woohoo.
lmao.
how do y’all feel about white tusk harmacist grenades
came back after some time cuz got bored and wanted some division 2 again. great timing for maintence... anyways what are the plans right now for future division games?
servers down? i cant get in
No
oh weird . is that daily now?
Can't wait to see what breaks
No, they're just fixing the issues they weren't able to fix during last maintenance.
oh i see, i thank them for the hard work ❤
If that's the case, it always starts all over again 😉
hi no one want to have problems and the way i see it is : They are on our side.
we all wish problems do not happen, but when they do we need to be thankful for this who work on fixing it. and yes no one is perfect
Yep, im kinda confused on what issue the game had
from what i understand is not the problem of the game we have on the PC, its more the problems on the other side of things, on there side, on there servers. after all the division is very special in the way that alot of the game working on there side, and display it on you screen to make it easy on the system of the player.
honestly update every day on a game that is 5 years old there is a problem anyway.... made a little effort and showed a little more respect to the community
i dont mind updates. I mind those bugs and glitches we still have
it's not normal that after 5 years there are still so many bugs etc.
ye over time the team who work and maintain the game moved on to other things. that why the game have problems, but i agree that "This is not an excuse" and problems need to be over and done with ASAP and no let the players that payed for the game and in game items to experience this servers doing down 1's a week
its tottaly normal. I know a game thats 12 years old today and have more bugs and glitches that u never seen any other game.
5 hours 11 minutes 
seems to be always down when i get home in the morning and want to play. what did i pay for?
5️⃣ :1️⃣ 1️⃣
that is the problem 😄 that its become normal... no one buy a car and expect to be in the shop fixing problems for 12 years
brb
touching grass
unless the manfacturer supports it
what if im in a desert 😄
when division 2 came out, it had more problems than its today. So i would be grateful that we have a chance to play a great game with great story... and its working.
live service games work a lot differently to a physical product haha
make sand castle
problem would be a division 3 and same issues
i will if by back not gonna brake on em went trying 2do so 😄 ❤️
Last bit is the key thing. I hold these folks to the same standard I hold myself to - expect catastrophic issues on a semi-regular basis, and respect that nobody wants it to be like that but it is. Just get on with it.
All they need is support and understanding while they get the server back in order. Being mad is just tiring yourself out over nothing - nobody at MSV is deliberately slowing down the maintenance to spite anyone else
what the MIKE-01 doing
maintenance
again ???
Here we go again. It‘s probably 2 hours more and then another 3 and so on. Well, hope dies last.
i think they should cancel division 3 and make more dlc-s for division 2. The amount of work they put in there is enough for greatness
I mean there is already one dlc underway so idk what u talkin
how its named
Something vanguard
As of right now, what we know is that it's supposed to be released during Season 4, and it's likely at least partially set in Brooklyn.
and Vanguard was the codename for Keener. I suspect he gave it to himself.
Realistically speaking 2025 seems to be good estimate for heartland. They probably will go full focus on resurgence next year
server still down?
#server-status
when that gets updated, it'll be up.
well if i was the top notch of rogue agents id deffinately call myself vanguard xD
"Vanguard inbound" makes it sound like an entire army is comming
im understand game comeback tomorrow :-3 ?
40 ish minutes is when the duration that they stated should end
Are you sure <(^w^)>
Good morning everyone! Just finished setting up my PC to make the switch from PSN and am so excited to see these graphics and gameplay at this level.
Hey Rivens, Vsvm,
surely yes
welcome
what have you learnt with the division on PSN
anything u will need help with?
How much time left
TY! trying to get caught up with everything and I'm learning there is no cross progression between console and PC? That's perfectly ok though lol more things to do.
It's a pretty fair title to give himself. He definitely leads from the front.
He was a problematic individual but you can't deny Keener had buckets of charisma
i do not think u can transfer over between platforms sadly
but id be down to help u progress through tho
that would be much appreciated I need to find people to play this with now that i've made the switch over to PC can I add you?
30 minutes
lets pray no issues
assuming no delays
If there an issue then extend 1 hour n 1 hour again till next day
No light up so far, on the server status..... that's good.
Hoping no more crash
its just sad if theres delays but it is what it is
god i hate this NEW MOBILE DISCORD LAYOUT
WHAT CANT I SWIPE LEFT FOR MEMBER LIST ANYMORE
xD
Great, someone else swiping left on me. Sweet
find love the old fashion way
gifs are blocked ;-;
delete ur dating apps, go into a forest, find a mysterious bottle sealed with magic talismans
What about the ancient way.... Trade.
Buying gf 1,000g
10 minutes to go, and no extension it's looking good.
No
Why
orcunbey did
Fate status: TEMPTED
he jinxed it
100%. Good job
welp saw that coming
ok i was just joking but he did jinx it
DANG IT!!!!
they either finish maintainence early, or extend it, never ontime
Me and my big mouth
run a lap around meret estate soldier u doomed us
bro has rope duty in Darkhours for eternity, report to Corpsemaker_ whenever he gets on
I'll walk it, just for the extra discipline.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY IS IT EXTENDED
par for the course
Why all their patch or updates will take more time each time ? x)
they are fixing what they broke during tuesday's patch release
That was entirely Orcs' fault. I mean, 100%
they going to break smth else istg
Lol extended again
man jinxed it
And so it begins 🙂
- 1.19.3.2
- wright is now immune forever
damn 1 hr more
Wright now jukes you 50% more and his area of damage is 50% more BS
1hr if we are lucky 🙂
Maintenance happen whenever i came back from workout n want to play lol
Legit maintenance happens soon after i reinstall the game 😭
Then please do the right thing by all of us and stop working out. Thanks!
Hope no more extend after this 1
ahah last week i bought the game & 12hr offline server after game donwload 😄
Lol
The division 2 experience 
i like water
Water's nice.
i hope thet could be honest that they need 1 day maintain instead of 3 hour and extend everytimes
Division 2 will permanently be down until the release of the next installment of the series. Unfortunately the last of the hamsters that provide power to the servers has passed away 😞✌🕊 See you next year
I thought AI liked load balancers and partitions
I reckon they invest in AI hamsters.
Wow!
You don't hate water you goober
Scorching hot day, you're saying you don't like the feeling of a fresh glass of ice-cold water going all the way down into your belly?
"My anxiety to water ratio is like 90:10"
Tea is better
Goofy?
coffee is water.. its just been used to rinse off coffee grounds
And with that much coffee in you, I suppose you won't be dozin anytime soon 
Not all heroes wear capes
ba dum tsss
Exotic version of water?
Lol
yes exactly
Golden water
Exotic water is just bottled water.
Uh I'm pretty sure golden water is something else my mans
bruh i cant understand people and waterfalls its legit water falling down rocks
No it’s from Alaska ice
🤣 definitly not exotic either
@candid stag Going to need you to clarify that one.
Fun fact: Doctor Home fires exotic water
Who ?
Thats a trap
😂
Don't fall for it glo
ah yes, pure water.
idc bro
i knew a guy who kept chasing waterfalls. i pleaded with him to stick with the rivers and the streams that he's used to.
Golden water sounds like common water you get during the first mission
Golden water is a slang term for urine.
He always had to have it his way or nothing at all. I wish he just slowed down once in a while
im sorry. but why?
Now that we've got that cleared up, @candid stag Answer the question.
Can you share resources and shd on hardcore char if you make hardcore character?
some of the most absolute nonsense lyrics ever
It’s laughable when they say it’s only 3 hours but it’s extended throughout the day, month, and eventually into the new year.
I love that song and hate it. Life by Des'Ree is the most absurd song ever but I bop so hard when it comes on
Humans are weird.
They gonna do the same as before i think. The maintenance will end tomorrow
why did i open the game expecting maint to not be extended 💀
You are optimistic
Because you haven't had your dreams and idealism slowly eroded by the crushing nightmare that is life
🧎♀️🧎♀️
I just want to know if your programmer is aware you're coming out with stuff like this.
I run on Windows Vista, so you'll have to find out if microsoft fired them already.
yk, who would’ve thought actually doing the objective in the first part of paradise made it so easy to do
spent too much time getting bombed and sniped when i first tried it 
What was worse vista or 8?
Vista
Vista, by a country mile. 8 was actually decent
I? Are you attempting it solo?
XP forever
nah it was with randoms
doing missions by myself is scary
nasa and/or the military still uses XP.. they pay microsoft to update it just for them
I came back to the game a month or so after its release. Kinda envy the people that had to learn it the hard way
A lot of the NHS uses it still too
When it first started the server flooded with how to take down turrets
Some people will do anything to avoid using Linux.
fr 😭
mortars are a serious issue in this incursion
dont worry guys be positive we play tomorrow 😄
I hopped straight on yt so I wasn't dead weight. Was surprised at how consistently smooth it goes
plus cleaner tanks with miniguns was interesting to see
the mortars in the first area arent a problem but in the lovebirds fight its pretty annoying
Yeah after a month it's really easy now. Everyone knows the strats and all that
The mortars at Lovebirds seem to go through the roof (by the loot room)
yeah. last time i ran it, the healer didnt put the hive anywhere near that area
Really been enjoying using the d50 flatline setup for wright and lovebirds
Nothing more satisfying than 1 phasing Wright and hitting him with d50 on the last 4 bars
sounds very nice
also does wright chase the person tho turns the valve
Yeah Ash, normally anyway
Sounds good until you miss your charged d50 shot lmfao
😭
Long live 1 more hour of procrastination
its so easy to keep wright under the sprinklers but so hard to get someone to hit the right valve when its time
I swear
Almost everytime im kiting with healer i forget its my turn to hit it on the 3rd shower
me when i turn the wrong valve bc i didn’t know where it went 💀
Lol
I don't like Wright with randoms. It seems sometimes, there's a random choice going on when you're asking them to valve stage/dancefloor
Dont worry guys, after that 1 hour we gonna wait 1-6 hours again. How was it on Wednesday
the three ppl i played with had mics so i just let them do it
Was pretty late a couple nights ago, we couldn't find people at all so we matchmaked for our 3rd dps 😂
The guy spoke only Portuguese and didn't have a mic
Surprisingly went super smooth ran it a few times
Good lord. I will never matchmake the incursion, I can't believe you had such a good experience
you gotta have some faith in you agent 
i just followed them bc they knew what they were doing 😭
Honestly its not that bad. One of the guys had never cleared it either. I was surprised how it went as well tho

It can go really bad though thats for sure
But absolutely do learn. Your next team might not be as acommodating as they were
trust me i did, gonna watch more guides too
Check out hutchlers guide to 1 phasing Wright @delicate rose
Dod-regnbue also has a really good guide as well
“The maintenance has been extended by approximately 1 hour.” Ah sh*** here we go again
Well, what guides? It's enough to know what to do on Wright and Doves. That's it. Shoot at bosses and run away from all kinds of defeat zones
You don't need a 1 shot build or anything like that. You don't even need to get it perfect everytime, but to have a good general understanding of how it works makes things a lot more simple
man
nah use a 5.11 build, wright runs away then.
Wright runs away to tell his friends so they can film it and laugh along later
When it goes bad, it goes really bad... can't blame people for eventually leaving
And they all laugh merrily merrily merrily.
I don’t know enough people to run the incursion with a full group
And honestly don’t have enough faith or patience to matchmake for it ;-;
Don't say that. And so we suffer from slow-witted people who do not know what to do on it...
@opal radish
my build isnt even complete (optimising etc) and i can handle heroic enemies easily
well with caution tho
5.11 FTW 
The crushing thing about getting in a nice, chill group with good dudes is that sometimes, you fundamentally don't pass the DPS check. And it doesn't matter what you do, you physically don't have the numbers so you need to go your separate ways
not really hard to have enough dps for it
if by some slim\usual chance, someone takes me waaay too seriously, please gather the evidence.
Don't underestimate the ability for randoms to be hilariously under-prepared and expect a backpacking
I prefer running with midtier groups. Whenever I get in full groups of speedrun-tier players its just dead quiet. They all don't say a word and if one person on the teams new, they usually don't try and help them at all
good point
Is the server still down? 😦
Same. I don't like sweaty groups, I know I'll get a 10m clear but I won't enjoy a second of it
yes
But it's not about the seriousness of your statement. And the fact is that the youngsters who come to Division 2 can take everything seriously, and then suffer with them in Incursion
manning time trials shouldn’t be a thing
Yeah I know. but at least you can blame me then if they do. I'll set the record straight then.
Where they tell us 1hr more ? :D:D
er..... maintenance again? 😮
when*
If both sides are there its cool, but idk wtf it is. Everytime I get really sweaty dps/players with d50 builds its just pure silence
also love when i do a time trial and someone is either trailing behind or looting 😴
Why would I accuse you of not having enough brains to figure out that this is a joke? This is at least stupid.
servers up west coast
The silence could kill lol
1 hour ago
#server-status has all the info.
I know it's a joke, do you know it's a joke 😄
Seriosly?
not knowing whether something is a joke usually means its not a very good joke
And I thought you were serious, lol😂
hahahaha, dude your one of the good one's 
Guys i have almost 2k hours in td2 and im still suck in pvp
LOL
I just feel like, OK this isn't being treated as a game. This is something outside of that, and I don't have to like it or take part in it
Like I just exist in that moment to get them their 10m clear. Doesn't matter if I want to get something out of it or not
Yes, I know, you too.
imagine playing pvp
Im trying to do conflict for the rouge outfit
I mean its cool to sweat it. But the ego is insane. I was playing with ppl that have top 10 leaderboard speed times for one of the raids and its just crickets
lessss gooooo
daaaaaang, we back on gents.
the last time i touched the dz was the first division and that was like a few seconds
Thats game is working! Long live the players in Incursion who do not know how and what to do there!
Im a really sweaty player, but I still try to have fun especially if there's a new player with me. I don't leave them in the dust lol
Yeah, the game isn't that for me. I respect it, wanting to better yourself and all that but that's not what I want from it
just gotta melt em with everything else
It's OK if folks bring goofy builds into Countdown or pick the 'wrong' encounters. It's OK to wipe at Summit levels. My last Incursion run at the weekend was 32m. I just want to chill and play the game
Shoutout to your patience. Countdown might cause my hairline to recede some day
me when my teammates get wiped by hunters bc they think they’re invincible
I remember struggling in the beginning, and being so early into the game I didn't have Countdown. I also didn't have leaders kicking me out on sight because I was under 1k SHD. You have to live and let live, there's like 20 players left on this game now so you should do what you can to encourage them to come back
also wanna know why ppl try to be rambo on legendary missions then leave after getting smoked 😭
WHOOOOOO maintenance complete
That's a good way to look at it. Next time I'm refraining from going to game chat on xbox and having a mental breakdown I'll remember that
On the other hand, we let too much slide on the pve end of things with this game
I play with the same dozen or so folks on Summit matchmaking, pretty much in rotation between each other. No way am I doing anything to piss any of them off
Lol true best to not burn any bridges
Then again, idk whats gonna help people realize 6 pieces of a gear set does them no good
I rarely pay attention to peoples names to know if i am stumbling into the same folk or not
Kindness, patience, guidance
i wish hoods were optional on some outfit pieces
Xbox MM is so dead I know the builds of those players on sight too. I swap classes around to cater to some of them too, without inspecting them
100% i make it seem worse than it is, or at least how I go about it. I'm always picking up new people at the white house
Got invited into a more casual open world clan when I picked the game back up. Learned incursions so I could teach them and now we've all got oreos 
At least on PC you have people who run into a group of hunters to call the extract at 10 seconds then slur at everyone
By 10 seconds I mean from leaving the building
Thats me
Why
The amount of times I’ve seen someone call the chopper at 1m30s and immediately the chat is just “TOO EARLY” “WHY DID YOU DO THAT”
Because I play this game for some reason like im in a wager match for a million dollars
So you just screw over the group?
No maybe I mistaked what you said
You leave the building, run into the circle of hunters at extraction and fire a flare
Oh God no
I thought you meant run at hunters like a moron and get pissed because i didn't realize my team is still sorting loot
im still kinda dont know much about this game and stuff ect im get 114 shd + try farm some gear im farm heartbreaker set then im cant sustain stack on it with elmo then now im got 2 option make other build or farm striker heh
No no no
kinda newbie got hard times 😄
I build check because I've also seen people cause entire group wipes due to skill builds
One single person causing the wipe
You blind check during countdown too 
actualy to dont troll ppl on heroic im run 3/4 bulwark + 2x empress with ninja bike as tank / supp player with no dmg 😄
Yesterday subgroup 2 was all below level 15 shd running strikers dones
Yeah don't run that in heroic
Did you leave
Thank god it was on challenging
Ah I don't do challenging
This is on xbox though. Heroic on xbox is a ghost town
im kinda dont like build where im must rush to sustain stack im prefer hide and shot if im must be on top position then im prefer play tanky build
by some time im think about mantis + hotshot build bc sniper kinda be on back position
definitely dont run that in countdown'
I'm pretty sure Heroic on Xbox is just the random green names you see on here, me, and some guy called Braincoin that I seem to play Summit with every other day (shoutout to that guy, hope he's doing well)
for now im be in dot point and dont know what build be fine to dont angry teammates and also do dmg / help with low shd
Im playing catchup trying to get a nemesis. At 3/4 parts and ive come to terms i still won't have it until capital hill is invaded
@sick thicket about nemesis im too miss this part 😄
Can also drop from zoo
if you have the blueprint nemesis can drop from target loot regardless of project completion
Yeah sure do. Been getting showered in dread edicts and sacrum imperums
and mmr in countdown frequently drop exo since its 4exo/28 total mmr
I'll keep trying for it, we shall see
Are you referring to the barrel?
either you get it or zoo/capital becomes invaded. only a matter of time now
zoo is random part
Ah ok
^This was only added in later so that's why some guides won't have it listed.
Good to know then. I'll keep that in mind if the dry streak runs that long
Eh…
I’m surprised we don’t have cross platform yet
the game is literally built & tailored different for console vs pc
Doesn’t mean PlayStation and Xbox still could be cross at very least since they on equal terms compare to pc
they specifically said no cross platform
it would take redesigning the entire infrastructure of the game to enable it
I wouldn't be able to take pc hosts disconnecting constantly anyways👴
pvper?
Anything decent going on at the vendors this week
13% PFE in the campus vendor
Lol
I wish
there's an airaldi bag with hsd and weapon handling in the white house atleast
thanks for the tip, got it on my alt
I think it was chest
it was bag
K
5.11 Blame 
fuck I read the reset wrong👴
I delete every good 5.11 thing I get. I imagine it's like Pokemon, that released item gets a chance to be picked up by another player and I just want 5.11 Guy to be happy
got banned from The Day Before discord server
i want 99% of the ppl who work there gone fr fr
mfs lied to a whole gamin community nd act like it's our fault
What did they lie about?
this sht giving me rabies man
the genre 😂
bro everything they promised an open world/MMO
Oh, yikes. Yeah, let's get'em fired into the sea
that game was too good to be true from the first footage. and shit just got weirder and weirder with the name of the company belonging to someone else, they didnt have rights to it or whatever
sketchy
sht is jus a down syndrome version of the division wit sum crappyass extraction elements
Overwhelmingly negative on day 1 LMAO
bro i want it gone from steam
Will it go as low as overwatch I wonder
Holy crap it looks like a D2 ripoff
with 10000 extra chromosomes
realness
they deleted all their trailers after release lol
they knew what they were doing
wow
yeah there was no intention of spending the resources to make a great game
nd they're gettin away wit it
What the fuck is ur profile damn
not really. most smart people are refunding
rate my rizz @azure lintel
i mean took sum over 2 hours jus to join servers
the question is, can patches fix a game thats just bad
well someone rich probably got more rich off this somehow. thats the best we can hope for
reminds me of starfield
That shit looks like one of those mobile tarkov knock offs
you cant talk
you got your hogwarts house in your bio 🤢 😂
"division killer"
I fucking love my Hogwarts house fr
what does the last line of your bio even mean
Oh, metal gear solid V
ah
Yep
man starfield is mid this sht is straight ass
basically a ton of donations to get the game up and going and then the donations never appared anywhere
and people spend thousands on this game on top of that
multiple beliefs they are just scamming
big yikes
I haven't heard about star citizen in a long time
lol

The problem with Star Citizen is that it will eventually arrive, but development has taken so long and will take so much longer that what they are offering will be surpassed by others who will have done it better by the time it gets released.
Fortunately, they will have spent all the money by then and can point at it and say "Look, we gave you what we said we would."
It's a scandal
its old and still crack
which game
its technically not even released yet
ik but the game look good
lol
shordy why u laughin?
so my st elmo is at proficient level one with its +1% boost how do you make it higher?
continue to level it up by killing or donating?
xD
its capped at your current expertise level
you can check this in the recalibration station
overall expertise level = highest boost limit
to increase expertise level you gotta be proficient in more stuff
Evie is ur fox?
dont call me that
mb
and stop trying to see into my personal life pls
yo pf is public so
i know
so is it ur fox or nah
ohhh so i need to be proficient in more weapons to increase the cap of proficiency
not just weapons but yeh
brandsets and named armour also count to expertise level ye
@frozen meadow ain't tryna be romantic or anyth jus askin
Which is odd because it is the one place in the game where it is more efficient, I think, to wear motley armor.
That way you get wider expertise as you go along.
people have pet foxes?
fr is it even legal
would snatch one from they momma cuz they cute
it is a red flag account for sure
last account got banned on any discord servers out there bro
Including this server?
Well, as long as we're admitting to avoiding complete Discord bans...
nahh this one only got banned from that goofy goof boofass Day Before eggass
understandable 
this is my 1st time being in here doe
sounds like a you issue
speedrunner 😇
if i was a mod i would have banned u on the spot
anyone know where I can find the holiday stash?
bro
was i hostile towards u
nah ur profile looks like a fckin predator
it is screaming "ban me"
🎣
bro if i show my irl face pfp i wouldn't talk wit all this confidence
idc it is still repulsive
so now people get banned coz of profile?
im ugly ash, 7'6, jacked, 8 pack, bicycle jawlines nd sht
relatable ong
a profile like that, i would
so banning/excluding people based on look in real life....similar to racial profiling
maybe my pfp gives bro a trauma
I think you're misunderstanding what is meant by profile.
no one said anything about race here
If you right click a name and View Profile, you might see what they're on about.
maynn wha tha hell
😂
now there 2 of em
bru it's almost feel like they want sth from me
Servers down again???
In any case, the larger issue is that this person is, by their own admission, avoiding a Discord wide ban. That's a ban from the entire service, not just one discord server.
ok batman
have a nice day bro 🙏🏻
thats not their real pfp lmao, you do know there are more in profiles than profile pictures right?
There are reporting steps one can take to notify Discord itself. And, of course, one could report it to the admins here to have them removed. Rather than, say, engaging with them on any level. You can even just mute them specifically if you choose.
i did report to discord meh
However, as we all know, what really drives such people is negative engagement. So, as always, don't feed the trolls.
u must be fun at parties 🤓
i will just ping when a mod comes online
if thats the sense of humor i dont wanna be in that party lmao
mf what did i do to u
or ur mom
tf is wrong wit u
must be mentally ill or sum
what is bro waffling about?
🍿
And it's always delightful to let them hang themselves.
keep meatridin
bro go make a file
what?
man is really worried lmao
lil bro 😂 like why tf wanna get a mod on me?
is my pfp givin u a trauma?
keep talking
is the guy on my pfp remind u of sum1?
now THATS a warn reason, amazing
gud at triggering
if sth happened to u back in the day my condolences 🙏🏻
Best way is just to ignore lol it'll die by itself
now they 3
if you said that to someone who actually had that happen you would have been in big trouble
u sound like one
I don't see the point in talking lol
act like too
🍿 🥱
🍻
bro u jus did
🍿 🍿 🍿 anyone else need?
Gimme some
slide me sum
Soda too
I have a God rolled incoming repairs mod
Give me that too
give me so i can trash it
🍿
i mean we was just chillin bro jumped on me like i owe him or sum
better it rotting in the stash
No free stuff for the entertainment 😅
word whatever, bro btw dnt buy The Day before
🤣
🍿

🥤
🍺 and a little extra 🧂
Kinda funny how dip shts kinda fizzle out once they realize they arent doing much but making themselves look stupid af
i'm good with soda, no alcohol 💤
Full halal mode
Exactly as i said
what kinda soda?
dr. pepper, i'm just basic
More for me then 🤣
isnt dr pepper just cola?
Dr pepper is the shit
Remove the
Add cherry to it tho
Coca-cola on top
remove the what?
the
binoculars
are
coming
Hypnotising
How does your character have so much cake anyway?
I swear your hitbox must be seriously disadvantageous
omg
Anytime I need to get out of work early, i just queue up this video. Instant seizure and a few paid days off 😂
the irony is it fits within my brand
i do it all the time if i have to cross short distances
the issues started in tu 18.2 in 18.1 i was getting around 240 fps now im getting like 120-130 i have no idea if the devs are aware of this or doing anything to fix it
used to play when it came out best Ubisoft game haven't played division 2 i was 18 when it came out busy wit the army nd sht