#td2-general-chat

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gleaming jetty
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I ain't blaming the dev team for long maintenance times, just commenting on how something could be done, given better circumstances

azure lintel
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I assumed Ubi would fit the bill for both. Could be spectacularly wrong!

wooden hazel
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Not the tactical skill but an actual launcher

wraith girder
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even if you take shareholder part out of the picture, it is simply unrealistic to meet the demands of gamers. producing and fixing content will never catch up to demands for more. beating stuff > creating stuff

frozen meadow
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"we want updates we want content we want more" then the shareholders take that and yell at the devs to get it done quick

elfin hazel
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ubi is the publisher red storm is doin heartland and massive would be doing div3

neat sedge
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I want them to bring back Predator's mark

harsh fern
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Are servers up yet?

wooden hazel
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Mmmm

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Pred mark, epic

frozen meadow
neon wyvern
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sounds like division 2 to me

north canyon
stable pawn
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But I dont care, I am hopped up on pain meds so bring it on

wooden hazel
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Wait, yes infinite slepinir

north canyon
wooden hazel
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I will have reached full power

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Iron lung sucks ass, go play the game instead of the gun

azure lintel
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Interesting. First time reading up on Red Storm, knew I recognised that name from somewhere

wooden hazel
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I tried ouro too, on my firerate build, its eh

gleaming jetty
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I liked the iron lung, very fun

neat sedge
north canyon
wooden hazel
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What about the House being the meta smg then

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What was its talent again?

neon wyvern
undone timber
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Card counter

wooden hazel
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And that does?

gleaming jetty
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count cards

undone timber
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20 percent increased damaged on half the mag

wooden hazel
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great

north canyon
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i think we can all agree the best LMG they ever did was the Buzzsaw from Div1

azure lintel
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Best LMG is like saying, I prefer having a cold to having the flu

undone timber
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Which flips on reload and on a timer

neon wyvern
rocky sparrow
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lol servers still off

stable pawn
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Big Al from D1 was best

wooden hazel
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Who the fuck is Big Al

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Never met him

north canyon
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Massive Alan

undone timber
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Big Alejandro innit

stable pawn
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Yep

trim oxide
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is there a method to help get the cards or do you just have to be lucky while roaming

azure lintel
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Nobody:
Division 2: suppressed suppressed suppressed

wooden hazel
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Yeah

north canyon
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Humongous Algernon

fluid meadow
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I want the house. Not the apartment ๐Ÿ˜•

wooden hazel
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When I use my slepinir build, I supress anything instantly

azure lintel
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I love LMG users

neat sedge
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honestly I just want a shotgun with slugs again

wooden hazel
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Because more bullets = more suppress

undone timber
radiant yacht
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just sent a kid that was born when the server went down to college ... any updates? xD

undone timber
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Medved wasn't that good tbh showstopper better

stable pawn
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suppressing shit kinda defeats the purpose of Damage to Target out of Cover

wooden hazel
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I tried to replicate slugs by increasing accuracy on shotguns to highest possible

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Didnt work

neat sedge
wooden hazel
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HISTORIAN EXPLOSIVE BUILD

azure lintel
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I think I just want One Pump Chump from Borderlands 3. A long-range slug shotgun that's closer to a blunderbuss than anything

north canyon
pliant trout
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one pump chump was ass though

undone timber
wet island
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Not even sure if I'm buying the nxt season pass. Ridiculously amount of maintenance since I been playing almost full-time.. last time my game crashed everything frozen up no submit error was available to report so this isn't surprising. But, giving us a run around is a bit too tacky in my opinion.

pliant trout
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but like a sniper shotty would be cool

azure lintel
wooden hazel
neat sedge
trim oxide
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does the pass unlock content or is it cosmetics and lil perks?

wooden hazel
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add a 12x and increase optimal range

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or sharpshooter

pliant trout
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this happens like every 4 months where they just fuck it up

gleaming jetty
keen fable
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are servers down?

wooden hazel
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No

pliant trout
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like last year when they tried to add the halloween event and the game was completely fucked

rocky sparrow
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why dx12 not work in this game?

keen fable
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servers down?

undone timber
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Yeah cuz it scaled off firearms instead of weapon damage or firepower

wooden hazel
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?

azure lintel
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Yeah but how do you know it wasn't just spooky stuff that made its way into the servers?

trim oxide
cunning forum
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is the maintenance still active?

pliant trout
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yh

gleaming jetty
keen fable
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i see outage not maintenance

pliant trout
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yh bc theyve fucked something up

keen fable
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you dont want dx12, dx11 is more mature

random spoke
pliant trout
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dx12 is always just buggier

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same with bl3

wet island
rocky sparrow
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duno

random spoke
keen fable
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this game was made for dx11 first

rocky sparrow
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no point

elfin hazel
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DX11 does a lot more of your graphics rendering work while DX12 can do a whole lot better however you need to make it that from my understanding

trim oxide
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didnt maintenance start at midnight? how did they mess up this bad?

rocky sparrow
azure lintel
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Life, man. Sometimes things take longer than intended

keen fable
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i see the word "outage" not "maintenance"

elfin hazel
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not a bug just how DX12 is

gleaming jetty
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DX12 has less abstraction, which means less minimal overhead, but it's much harder to work with

rocky sparrow
gleaming jetty
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you can optimize a game better with DX12, but it's easier to mess up

rocky sparrow
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i tried everything same issue

wet island
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Cuz they're not fixing everything properly and expect everything else to work somehow

gleaming jetty
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making software bug-free is a pipe dream

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fix anything major, try to get the minor stuff

rocky sparrow
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i swear to the god td2 only good ui

cedar flicker
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Server still down right?

rocky sparrow
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ya

wet island
azure lintel
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Give time off in lieu to the poor folks that are driving in at 3am because a random purple does double damage and nobody noticed. I wouldn't want to be a game developer, the logic involved in all the conditional buffs would break my noggin

wet island
trim oxide
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i was looking forward to running tidal before i leave too

keen fable
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damn it, and i wanted to test if disabling "reduce latency" would fix my stutter issue in dx11

gleaming jetty
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need that damn BP

keen fable
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nemesis is so old

trim oxide
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nemesis is locked by missions?

elfin hazel
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to unlock it yes

frozen meadow
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yes

elfin hazel
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unless someone drops it for you

trim oxide
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i thought it was just world tier

gleaming jetty
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nope

keen fable
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carson you level 40 yet?

trim oxide
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or are you not talking descent

gleaming jetty
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start it in tidal basin by opening a room with a keycard, then get the parts from different bosses in invaded strongholds

trim oxide
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no i just finished my world tiers other than tidal, been doing classifieds

gleaming jetty
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after all that, you get the BP from invaded washington hotel

trim oxide
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will be running through WoNY this week though if they get things fixed

azure lintel
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Nice. Hope you love it
I really like WONY and have high hopes for the next DLC

keen fable
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get your exotics on level 40, can you recalibrate exotics from lower level to 40?

gleaming jetty
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you can

nimble fox
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We killing stuff?

trim oxide
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im confused on how, cus i want the ruthless i "paid" for but it keeps saying i need a better version than the level 1 to do so

nimble fox
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How d2

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8 hit those 2 exotics at level 1 and canโ€™t figure out how to get them to 40

keen fable
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carson you should have ruthless already if you bought it

trim oxide
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honestly for $20 ultimate on sale, this game is a steal. been having a great time.

trim oxide
azure lintel
keen fable
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carson

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carson you need to deconstruct another exotic and recalibrate that when you are level 40

nimble fox
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Thanks d2, gonna try it

trim oxide
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ah

gleaming jetty
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good times

trim oxide
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those were the days

keen fable
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i like that games depreciate

azure lintel
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I think GTA 3 may have been that at release

trim oxide
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but as long as you can tell effort went in and its a quality game, $60 isnt bad

gleaming jetty
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nah, I'm talking about regional pricing

trim oxide
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the randomly increasing base price to $70 purely for the new consoles existing is dumb though

azure lintel
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And a lot of the games aren't better. Shrinkflation at its finest

keen fable
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inflation

gleaming jetty
trim oxide
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most stuff feels the same nowadays, like its the old stuff pasted or copying others

weary iron
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i would pay $150 for GTA6

elfin hazel
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no game should be 70 dollars and theres no good reason for it

keen fable
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carson you play on xbox?

weary iron
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The expensive cost of the game is an additional piece of satire the developers can use to play into the comedic nature of late stage capitalism in America

trim oxide
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yeah been trying to find a clan as my friends are too stuck in destiny to want to play with me even though theyve played through

azure lintel
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I wouldn't pay 150 for GTA 6, because that'll probably be the cost of one of the shark cards on there

gleaming jetty
keen fable
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destiny yuck

azure lintel
weary iron
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I want a battle royale in gta 6

trim oxide
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lately the game sucks i agree, but until BL (imo) it was really fun

weary iron
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last time I played Destiny 2, I was farming muntaintop with a bunch of dads with children

trim oxide
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the story is still top tho

weary iron
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is mountaintop still pvp meta

brazen latch
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any update about division 2 servers ?

elfin hazel
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nope

weary iron
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The devs were killed by Bardon Schaefer after he prematurely awoke from coma

gleaming jetty
trim oxide
oak steeple
weary iron
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how do they still add story but no Destiny 3

gleaming jetty
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making updates for destiny 2 is cheaper than making another game

keen fable
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carson do you like destiny?

gleaming jetty
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more bucks for your bang

trim oxide
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theyre finally ending 2 next year with final shape, theyre even coaxing people by bringing back cayde

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i cant stand destiny anymore but used to

keen fable
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carson would you try division 2 on pc?

trim oxide
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i love doing raids though, i would if my computer would run it

keen fable
keen fable
trim oxide
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i really only download to run the raids when they drop and when iron banner is out

azure lintel
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There are no games out there that are as buttery smooth as Destiny 2. The sound and the art are superb
There's just some yuckiness to how they go about things, and I'm glad they're getting stung for it

candid stag
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Guys does the division 1 servers still up ?

trim oxide
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xbox may support but not every game unfortunately

keen fable
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carson do you use aim assist for controller?

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MnK is best

trim oxide
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no i hate having my reticle dragged away when another add runs infront of the one im shooting

keen fable
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wow you controller elite

gleaming jetty
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aim assist is quite good in D2

low lily
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Aim assist is pain on division tho, specially when you have some defender drone up on some player

trim oxide
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my aim isnt great w/o it but its not bad

neon wyvern
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aim assist is better then no aim assist

candid stag
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The movement and aim in the mnk better than controller donโ€™t even try to compare between them

low lily
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Aim assist is broken with mmrs to be fair

gleaming jetty
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I play on PC, yet I almost exclusively use a controller for D2

keen fable
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d2 get rekt by MnK users

gleaming jetty
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haven't had issues in DZ

trim oxide
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some games just require a controller due to their design, like gta for example

low lily
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GTA goes for more consoles

gleaming jetty
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in PVE content I regularly come out on top stats wise

candid stag
keen fable
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is that a cheat?

trim oxide
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yes it is

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like cronus but less common

gleaming jetty
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why bring it up then?

fast rivet
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div 2 servers still down?

gleaming jetty
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yes

candid stag
fast rivet
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ty

keen fable
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carson your pc is insufficient?

trim oxide
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its a lenovo yoga from 2018 so yeah

keen fable
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yuck

gleaming jetty
trim oxide
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it barely even runs stardew valley with mods

gleaming jetty
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I've taken on 6 guys in apex and come out on top too

trim oxide
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i like it a lot its a nice laptop and can runs some game just fine, but shooters are not attempted

keen fable
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carson pc is better eperience than console?

north canyon
candid stag
gleaming jetty
trim oxide
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consoles arent obsolete as fast as builds

gleaming jetty
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tell me, why should I care?

wraith girder
trim oxide
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but the flexibility it brings beats it

wraith girder
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this is so funny

candid stag
gleaming jetty
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what are you on about?

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nobody is doing that, I just said that I use a controller in D2, and that I prefer it

trim oxide
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technically they are yes, but my point is that new games can still be run on the original ps4s, and my roomate struggles to run SM on his 1080

frozen meadow
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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

pure saffron
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console players aren't coming on here 95% of the time say fix the game it crashes too much

weary iron
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we should let the Black Tusk win

frozen meadow
candid stag
frozen meadow
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less competitive more layed back yknow what i mean?

gleaming jetty
pure saffron
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cuz no one talks to each other unless it's your own team/partychat

frozen meadow
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exactly

trim oxide
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but when they do, BOY it is toxic

pure saffron
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true

frozen meadow
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but that barely happens

candid stag
trim oxide
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not really, im always running into people talking. however the toxicity needs to be earned

frozen meadow
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point being it happens less so it doesnt become part of the demographic

pure saffron
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the Incursion really brought that to the surface

frozen meadow
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with pc gaming yeah you literally cant play a single competitive game without someone hurling inappropriate language

trim oxide
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same on console lmao. mw3 is TOXIC

timber hatch
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That's not at all a uniquely PC problem, it's very much all consoles as well

frozen meadow
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I said it's less of a problem

pure saffron
candid stag
keen fable
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how is mw3?

trim oxide
azure lintel
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Incursion needing as much communication as it does sucked, if you have a low social battery but the gun is more than worth it

pure saffron
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xbox BBC runs without issue

azure lintel
candid stag
keen fable
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so strange mw2 was good then mw3 is crap

trim oxide
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however i really enjoyed the campaign even though its not worth the price

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its because mw3 is just 2 with some new guns sprinked and slightly tweaked movement

frozen meadow
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I normally don't buy video games

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The last video game I bought was probably 5d chess

azure lintel
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Mw2 wasn't good, mw3 is just so bad it makes mw2 look good

vocal condor
trim oxide
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if you want good recent cod, cold war. treyarch is the only competent team left working on the games

azure lintel
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It is extremely bad compared to old cod games and mw2019

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Just waiting for Warframe cross-save this month. I want to try it on a PC for the first time, I bet it's nuts

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Yeah treyarch COOKED

fickle edge
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What's this scavenger hunt thing

keen fable
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mw2 had lights bug

azure lintel
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They are cooking AGAIN

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4 years in development that game is gonna be sick

trim oxide
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the maps they brought out, like apocalypse, chefs kiss

keen fable
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far lights penetrated everything in mw2 in one level

trim oxide
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and the gas station map, oh god i loved it.

wraith girder
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mw3 actually fixed a lot of stuff people had issues with. IW didn't respond to feedback, no comms either

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so they are cleaning things up after them now

radiant cedar
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are the servers down? I keep seeing Mike-01.

frozen meadow
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Servers ||aren't|| up

radiant cedar
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oh cool. thanks

azure lintel
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Explode Eevee

frozen meadow
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Unfortunate

jovial silo
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HOW LONG ITS TAKES TO COMPLETE MAINTANACE?

wraith girder
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until the issue is resolved

frozen meadow
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Depends on the length of the maintenance

livid trout
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The maintenance has been extended due to an unexpected issue.

Our team is actively working to resolve this matter as quickly as possible. We apologize for any inconvenience caused, and we'll keep you updated on the progress.

radiant cedar
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Sounds like they hired some of the bungie devs that were downsized last month ๐Ÿ˜„

frozen meadow
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Source?

livid trout
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Keep calm and glitch on! ๐Ÿ˜

frozen meadow
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Fox attack

normal drift
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Ahahahahahahahahagahagahq Ubisoft

nimble fox
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Holy crap? Still down

frozen meadow
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Did 10HP

frozen meadow
azure lintel
wraith girder
nimble fox
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Wow, itโ€™s been 2 hours since they have any update. Not looking good for today everyone

frozen meadow
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Don't hate on the devs hate on the shareholders

radiant yacht
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guys lets learn coding and game design .. we will make our own div2 faster than servers are back up xD

radiant cedar
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lol

wraith girder
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good luck

rocky sparrow
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1 day server down better dev team win

rocky sparrow
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kekw

frozen meadow
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The rich 1% is always to blame

radiant cedar
wraith girder
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how many bungie games have you played

green cedar
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i know, we all go play golf with friends

livid trout
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Wen Heartland?!

wraith girder
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and live service games in general

azure lintel
nimble fox
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This is a situation that happens quite a bit with this game as well. Iโ€™m hoping for the best but. . .

livid trout
radiant cedar
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Jeez download a sense of humor instead of arguing with everything

nimble fox
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

azure lintel
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๐Ÿคฃ

wraith girder
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there is nothing humorous in what you said but sure

keen osprey
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I guess it's time to jump into Division 1 survival

green cedar
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gta 6 trailer causing issues with div for some reason

frozen meadow
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Drib are u still there

livid trout
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The day before division 1 game.

fluid meadow
frozen meadow
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No?

tropic plaza
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A lovely day with div2 down

candid stag
frozen meadow
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They aren't even the same genre?

green cedar
radiant cedar
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When is GTA 6 being released?

frozen meadow
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Y'all just making stuff up now lol

wraith girder
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2024 for consoles. no word for pc. probably a year later

green cedar
candid stag
frozen meadow
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Which quarter

wraith girder
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err yeah 2025

candid stag
trim oxide
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2025, based on past releases, oct/nov

frozen meadow
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So Q4 2025

wraith girder
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people overhype it so much. generally mmo/lootershooter players wouldn't be the audience

frozen meadow
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Im entirely uninterested

finite ibex
wraith girder
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yeah, i never finished 4 or 5

frozen meadow
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Not my type of game

green cedar
candid stag
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I think they will release the div 3 after maybe 4-5 years after gta 6

frozen meadow
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Doubt it

sturdy rampart
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still no servers?

candid stag
frozen meadow
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That's saying you think div 3 is ten years away lol

wraith girder
tropic plaza
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I have friends on the game now but I canโ€™t join them and o canโ€™t get online lol

sturdy rampart
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great the only day i had free time playing.... gg

azure lintel
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9 hrs and counting

dull bison
frozen meadow
trim oxide
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oh i just got in to main menu lets see if i can spawn

hardy glade
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Gta is marginally over hyped imo, it's basically geared to an adolescent online group, I've played it, the story was written well, the online aspect is horrible and completely a waste of time.

green cedar
sonic rapids
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FINALLY ITS UP BRUH

tropic plaza
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Says they are in warlords of nyc

grim stream
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someone nuke division server ?

frozen meadow
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What

dull bison
candid stag
green cedar
finite ibex
frozen meadow
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GTA is 99% story imo

trim oxide
candid stag
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Gta 6 will shutdown all of the games servers

frozen meadow
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Glo division and GTA are two entirely non competing games

trim oxide
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gta is 99% messing around. no one pays attention to the story lol

frozen meadow
keen osprey
green cedar
crude kayak
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server>

trim oxide
hardy glade
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I'm not gone spend $100+ to find out @candid stag and to install that game as massive as it looks, people better get ready for atleast 300+ gigs to install, look at cod 3 and it don't look anything close to that texture

frozen meadow
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GTA has no depth and I can't play games without depth

rocky sparrow
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xd

candid stag
frozen meadow
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Don't ping Ubisoft employees.

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Hi Cheshire ๐Ÿ‘‹

stable pawn
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They all sleeping anyways

dapper atlas
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@rocky sparrow Don't tag Ubisoft employees, it's against the rules.

dapper atlas
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Hey Eeevee div2love

frozen meadow
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It's just money farming it's ridiculous

candid stag
trim oxide
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gta actually does have some depth but overall you are right

frozen meadow
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But they money farmed the after story content

hardy glade
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Exactly lol I just got a 4 tb official Sony wd m.2 on black Friday my hard drive is good ๐Ÿ‘

frozen meadow
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Isn't that pretty pricey

hardy glade
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Actually** yeah it was @frozen meadow

frozen meadow
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I know good 4tb m.2s are like $500

candid stag
frozen meadow
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Yeah but only to an extent

finite ibex
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So better to get a pci card and fill it with 2tb drives ?

trim oxide
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they milked the hell out of online, made it grindy to all get out to just buy a car

frozen meadow
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I mean for reliability and longevity, yeah probably

green cedar
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where is amnesia enjoyer when we need him

rocky sparrow
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server back online --

frozen meadow
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GTA online is pretty bad yeah

rocky sparrow
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๐Ÿ

candid stag
trim oxide
frozen meadow
candid stag
frozen meadow
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It became so inflated

candid stag
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But so far no one know what gonna happen in gta6 online

finite ibex
trim oxide
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plus releasing 4 versions of the game. and coming out with a subscription.

frozen meadow
finite ibex
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Cheaper then getting the 4tb drives

trim oxide
frozen meadow
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Well yeah lol

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But I'd say the cutoff is over 4tb for value

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Because 4tb drives are still consumer made

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8tb not really

finite ibex
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Not yet atleast

frozen meadow
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So you'll spend more for enterprise features a consumer has no reason to use or can't even make use of

candid stag
frozen meadow
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Not for decades at least

hardy glade
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I definitely won't be doing the 8, there's no need for me, 4 is where the range falls for what I like to play, but most people will need it

trim oxide
last lark
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where servers

candid stag
finite ibex
trim oxide
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your moms house

neon wyvern
candid stag
hardy glade
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These games are not being optimized well at all in size and the market and demand will call for it

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Watch and see

last lark
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devs sleep?

candid stag
trim oxide
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fr, theres no reason for cod to be 250gb. absolutely no reason.

fluid widget
finite ibex
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My Arma 3 folder is 300gb and change with all the mods

candid stag
fickle edge
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they gonna do 12 hour maintenace lol

candid stag
azure lintel
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Amazing how it kills some people to actually use english.

candid stag
trim oxide
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amazing how it kills some people when you use acronyms, abbreviations, and slang

fair lake
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I'm impressed, that besides all the issues The Division 2 has, they still push time-limited offers for cash ๐Ÿ’€ (instead of textile)

brazen latch
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is server up ?

trim oxide
azure lintel
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I guess some people just aren't educated in language skills

candid stag
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Poor servers want to sleep cute ๐Ÿฅบ

azure lintel
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Ubi killed the servers again

candid stag
trim oxide
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they deserve naps the same as all of us

azure lintel
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Never

fluid widget
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The Division 2 players after being without The Division for 1 day:

candid stag
weak flame
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Why sleep when you can just stare at delta error screens all day?

cosmic rapids
#

Still nothin?

oblique thicket
candid stag
oblique thicket
trim oxide
#

that is a shady looking link

inland minnow
#

jebat how much more time brooos

#

i wanna kil dz kids

azure lintel
trim oxide
#

i know akmaihd is legit, but you gotta admit there links look shady

oblique thicket
#

they havent given us a timeline or estimated time when it would come back up

candid stag
inland minnow
#

ripyyyyyyyyy

cosmic rapids
#

Like elgit questiom dont they have a test server that runs all the same specs as the live for them to push the update on the test server, fix issues etx while still keeping ur playerbase playing, then push the update from the test server to the live server once its good to go

fluid widget
dull bison
#

I bet we get an update in the next 10 min, that theyโ€˜ll continue tomorrow.

distant oak
#

withdrawal signs are kicking in.

azure lintel
#

Is there any new information about how long the servers will be offline?

trim oxide
candid stag
vale rune
#

I want to play whats wrong about the update, There is No New content so????why

azure lintel
#

๐Ÿ˜ญ

#

You can all stop whinging. I've been waiting 10 hrs

trim oxide
mental surge
#

Welcome to the division

nimble fox
#

lol

fluid widget
north canyon
strong wigeon
#

still ded?

fluid widget
#

Rebut that, atheist.

copper shoal
vale rune
#

I get upset

nimble fox
#

Or feet people

livid trout
vale rune
#

There is this league thing i need to play

azure lintel
#

I never understand things like OF. Don't people realise it's all free out there?

trim oxide
#

i wouldnt make that money

stoic cloak
#

remember Samuel L Jackson in Jurassic park? this is what i imagine the techs look like right now xD

trim oxide
#

he was in jurassic park???

stoic cloak
#

yes as the tech guy after the fat one left

nimble fox
#

The very first one. He was it guy

broken solstice
#

And Wayne knight is on screen wagging his finger saying ah ah ahh

candid stag
pure saffron
#

his arm was bitten off

north canyon
trim oxide
#

its been awhile since i watched it, ill have to rewatch it

fluid widget
trim oxide
#

i never noticed that was SLJ

azure lintel
#

I'll pay an ubisoft employee $200 to bring everything online in the next 2 mins

candid stag
nimble fox
#

He wasnโ€™t yelling in Jurassic park, lol

distant oak
stoic cloak
nimble fox
#

Had too, itโ€™s Samuel L!!!!

stoic cloak
#

not sure if it was MF though :/

vale rune
#

League is the only thing i need to progress!

fluid widget
nimble fox
pure saffron
#

"PLEASE, GODDAMMIT"!

azure lintel
#

God damn hacker bullshit if I care to recall.

jade dome
#

Reset day and canโ€™t get any keys ๐Ÿฅบ

vale rune
#

I Was sick 1 week now i want to play!

nimble fox
fluid widget
vale rune
fluid widget
#

๐Ÿฅน

crude kayak
#

i need to play my family are no electric from one week from now!!!

wet island
stoic cloak
nimble fox
candid stag
hardy glade
#

Lol people are losing it

pure saffron
#

I'm fairly sure it was SLJ sayinng Please Goddammit to the computer screen

vale rune
#

Whats so special about 19.3 patch??

fluid widget
candid stag
azure lintel
hardy glade
#

Lol ๐Ÿ˜† smh

azure lintel
stoic cloak
fluid widget
# azure lintel Seasonal update

Wrong. "High DZ fees turn into a sea of Valorant-level sewage. You'll be insulted, humiliated, and lynched by 8 people while you're walking."

It's true, I saw it on the Patch note.

pure saffron
#

yeah, punctuation was off, but yeah. ty

wet island
#

They were supposed to make changes to status effect but glad they didn't

royal agate
#

Whatโ€™s the best way I can try to get the memento?

pure saffron
#

whats the best way to target loot.

nimble fox
#

Hold onto your butts! Sam Jackson in Jo

#

Jurassic Park

hardy glade
#

So who would yall cut from your classic wwf roster, The Blue Blazer, 1994 Owen Hart or The Berzerker

royal agate
#

Running a hunterโ€™s fury build with shield, can switch between chatterbox, lady death, and Scorpio

stoic cloak
nimble fox
#

Or oroboros

#

lol, right

royal agate
#

Sadly donโ€™t have oroboros

neon wyvern
#

no worries

#

st elmos engine is easier

fluid widget
neon wyvern
#

nvm it's a hf user

cursive notch
#

hey are the servers on yet?

fluid widget
royal agate
#

Yep, thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m a casual PVE enjoyer for a while before I get the pvp heavy builds

azure lintel
#

Have you looked?

royal agate
#

Awwwwwww damn

vale rune
#

Well anyone know how Long we have to Wait, the last message was ment for 2 hour and 30 min it said it would last 1 hour. Now its more then an hour

royal agate
#

My game is updating rn

azure lintel
fluid widget
#

And I think I found a little hack clan too.

pure saffron
#

maths is amazing

fresh siren
fluid widget
#

He's Brazilian but he's already mixed with Argentines and such.

azure lintel
storm saffron
vale rune
#

Last message 16:25 CET

azure lintel
#

Our team is actively working to resolve this matter as quickly as possible. We apologize for any inconvenience caused, and we'll keep you updated on the progress.

trim oxide
#

oh hey, a tweet about a bundle nice

cursive notch
pure saffron
finite ibex
vale rune
#

So maybe tomorrow then ok :). Thanks

azure lintel
#

Nah, they do some afterhours support during an outage but stop eventually

long berry
#

They are based in sweden and its 19:13 over there

fading pilot
#

i just finished my new pc build last night and wanted to test div2. guess i gotta wait til after work if its up by then :/

finite ibex
storm saffron
trim oxide
#

i imagine eventually other studios will take over on fixing it if it takes long enough so theyre not overworking people

azure lintel
#

If you really wanna know - go to the ubisoft discord. There is staff there that actually talk

long berry
#

That's true

stoic cloak
#

im off to another game, ping me when its back?

azure lintel
#

Was 2023-06-08 the 24hr outage?

nimble fox
#

Yes

azure lintel
#

The "2 day" outage lol

vale rune
#

I remember that too

nimble fox
#

Yes

#

It last all Tuesday and was fixed Wednesday by like 5:30 am est

radiant cedar
#

wow thats brutal. was it some ddos attack or something?

azure lintel
#

No, ubi screwed up

nimble fox
#

No, just a normal update

#

Kinda like today

vale rune
#

Tomorrow League?

azure lintel
#

"normal"

pure saffron
fluid widget
storm saffron
#

i just wonder why there is no "lesson learned"... complex systems hardware/software... well shit happens .. things go not as planned. but the communication towards community is.. just sad.

nimble fox
#

I canโ€™t remember. I just know I went to Div 1

azure lintel
#

Yeah, you would think they would have community managers who actually communicate with the community ๐Ÿ˜„

vale rune
#

I watch tv soon :), tomorrow i play

pliant trout
azure lintel
#

I know - the one's for NWI and VOID are pretty damn good now

pure saffron
#

the last 2 maintenances were 5 and 6 hours, respectively, and those were ment to prevent these kinds of issues...

fluid widget
radiant cedar
#

i pity the community managers lol. They got to take all the hard questions on behalf of the devs

vale rune
#

Im going to take loundry now

sweet osprey
#

sometimes its better to not share information,until you really know whats going on.

lone valve
#

Is this a y5s1 launch repeat

azure lintel
fluid widget
storm saffron
#

Just when u see u cannot hold those 3 hours.. tell people, "serious problems here, possibly game will not be avail for 24h". i could go with that.. but not "+2" , aah.. "+1h more" ah well weve BIG problems... we will kepp u up to date... 3h ago. Just get peops into your boat ๐Ÿ™‚

copper shoal
#

Look forward to the Maintenance next Tuesday .

zealous remnant
#

What a waste of a day off.

nimble fox
#

Right

radiant cedar
azure lintel
nimble fox
#

I gotta work tonight and I got up early for this

pliant trout
#

this happened last year and the game had to be rolled back lol

broken solstice
radiant cedar
#

because i just got coyote's mask today

zealous remnant
#

I was hoping to get some time in before I gotta pick up the kid from school but nope ๐Ÿคฃ

radiant cedar
#

would be awful if i lose it to a rollback

grave nebula
#

Servers still down??

pliant trout
azure lintel
#

That would be rough if someone got Ouro and got rolled back

rocky sparrow
#

bro, ain't noway how tf 1 issue took 1 day and still server down

rain kettle
azure lintel
#

Our team is actively working to resolve this matter as quickly as possible. We apologize for any inconvenience caused, and we'll keep you updated on the progress.

radiant cedar
#

did they try rebooting ๐Ÿ˜„

pliant trout
#

turn it off and back on

zealous remnant
nimble fox
#

๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

grave nebula
#

Turn off back on n smack with a damn hammer...

azure lintel
unique summit
#

Free mats incoming!

rain kettle
pliant trout
azure lintel
#

Ppl, if you're new - bookmark the above link

pliant trout
#

if they give us 10000 exo components no on eiwll notice

rain kettle
azure lintel
#

I'll have this for 1 week if they give me 10000 exo

#

Oh yes please, I could absolutely do with one of those goodwill material packs. I'm low on everything ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

#

shipt, one month

pliant trout
#

even fortnite compensated for the servers being down and that was just for the new season, nothing even went wrong

azure lintel
#

and dz crate farm for exo pieces

vale rune
#

Its waird it said update game but still i dont get into server, I downloaded 6Gb 30 min ago and thought i could play but No way man.

pliant trout
#

updates are from dif servers

azure lintel
#

the client update is separate to the server maintenance

pliant trout
#

its that good old spaghetti code

vale rune
#

Ok

azure lintel
#

It'll be something to do with an item or something causing issues prob

pliant trout
#

like picaros lol

azure lintel
#

hahaha

regal summit
#

Remember the good ol days when we could hop onto division and not get the mike error?

azure lintel
#

Not that again

#

Yes, servers are down

#

Don't ask

#

My prediction: they got the armour core code wrong, and changed it for every single Empress piece (even the ones that were recal'd)

radiant yacht
low lily
#

They probably changed that everything had a armor core or something

nimble fox
#

You guys remember along time ago when we could actually play Division 2? Those were the good old days!

dull bison
#

Theyโ€˜re definitly putting in extra hours at least.

serene gale
#

my guess is thats the servers down until tomorrow now because the staff will be away home

vocal condor
#

Guys, game is not work?

uneven pond
pliant trout
#

similar to when picaros broke the game and when you could have rifle dmg on an ar

low lily
#

Also give them a break, they are just indie devs

nimble fox
#

Interns still in college doing work study

azure lintel
#

I wouldn't call them indie

nimble fox
#

They pay Ubisoft to work there

azure lintel
#

lol

pliant trout
#

that one janitor is doing his best

nimble fox
#

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

#

I think they have a flying squirrel thatโ€™s pretty good with code too

#

Donโ€™t forget about the mannequin

rocky sparrow
#

3 hours = 3 days

azure lintel
plush trench
#

dont blame janitor, im already home

fluid widget
uneven pond
#

Their intern pushed to prod x3

nimble fox
#

No one does control, alt, and delete better than the mannequin

fluid widget
#

Ubisoft followed in the footsteps of its Master: Mojang.

pliant trout
#

can they not just test every patch on the ptr idc how long it takes

finite ibex
azure lintel
#

I bet it's a nightmare. So for every piece in the database, is it an armour piece? OK, is it an Empress piece? OK, is it both of those but a slot has been recal'd? I bet it's a pretty time-consuming thing, for millions and millions of items

pliant trout
#

its jsut a a reason for us to play the avatar game

fluid widget
pliant trout
#

tinfoil hat on

#

tbf that tweet was prolly schedueled

azure lintel
#

The reason they don't fix picaros is because they would have to change every piece in the game. I'm like, that sounds like bad design to me. They don't use variables or something?

fluid widget
#

I had this skin when I played on PS4.

azure lintel
#

@Ubi April make them fix the game ๐Ÿ˜„

pure saffron
#

I remember when I had Skill power of 7K before the first Gear Change, when Exotic's had TWO talents

radiant yacht
#

what a great timing to promote some ingame purchases ... would concider it if i could play the game

vale rune
#

Like last time they told us wait til next day but this time they dont inform us about status

pliant trout
#

bc they havent clocked off of work yet

#

theyll soon say they are off home

azure lintel
#

The people on social media don't fix/design the game

azure lintel
#

They probably just copy/paste

radiant yacht
pliant trout
#

probably lol

pure saffron
pliant trout
#

they do something so good like paradise lost and then lose all bad rep on the patches

azure lintel
#

Last time they told us before they finished for the day

full zinc
#

๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿฟ

azure lintel
#

They said, we're going home to eat steak and get hammered, cya losers

pliant trout
#

shouldnt be able to clock off unless its fixed

neon wyvern
pliant trout
#

or do a rollback so we can atleast play

pure saffron
pliant trout
#

ik

azure lintel
#

Why not?

feral pagoda
#

Isn't that when we got the Compensation Caches?

cosmic rapids
#

Isnt it go home time for the devs

azure lintel
#

They're human. Recharge and be fresh next day

wet axle
#

๐Ÿคฃ

pliant trout
#

nah fuck em

azure lintel
#

They have no contractual SLAs

pliant trout
#

work em to the bone

azure lintel
#

lol

cosmic rapids
#

so we probably wont hear anything for the next 8 ish hours since its closing time...

fleet brook
#

Is the div1 servers down also?

azure lintel
#

You savage

#

Someone just increased the timer ๐Ÿ˜›

#

Yeah. Big fan of them coming in nice and fresh tomorrow and coming back at it then. Nobody has really said if they know how to fix the issue (whatever it is)

livid trout
#

My gosh mate ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป

regal summit
azure lintel
#

Bloody slowmode

pliant trout
#

roll back servers until they come back

#

ez

azure lintel
#

It's up...... just kidding

fleet brook
#

Nice I can do some legendary

terse grail
azure lintel
#

You're dreaming with the rollback

pliant trout
#

its happened before

pure saffron
#

they ain't rolling back nothing, they will Literally Pause, and go home.

pliant trout
#

but prolly wont happen before they go home

vale rune
#

Dont joke about that People are angry

azure lintel
#

They don't do rollbacks

pliant trout
#

they have done??

#

they had to do it when they just lost control of the game last year

azure lintel
#

I'm frustrated I can't play, but not worth getting angry

#

Lmao servers go down the moment I forget my laptop charger, how lucky am I

regal summit
#

They are stopping us from saving Washington. This is some conspiracy shit lol

azure lintel
#

Absolutely not worth getting angry over. I'm going to get mediocre Grupo BP rolls, doesn't matter if I'm online today or tomorrow for that

#

"Drain the swamp"

pliant trout
#

give us a year of golden bullet

azure lintel
#

Meh let kelso handle it, she can be useful for once

#

D2 actually taught me what that meant (remember I'm aussie)

vale rune
#

Guardian is nice

full zinc
#

I'm waiting for someone to get real salty... my popcorn is kinda bland atm

plush trench
#

warzone it is

pliant trout
#

thye making that one red bar in the incvursion into a hunter

azure lintel
#

I still haven't got an oro

noble moss
#

Hello there, my name is MIKE-01, nice to meet yโ€™all ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ

pliant trout
#

unlucky

azure lintel
#

That douche who kills the NPC? Not a fan of that guy

#

haha

pliant trout
#

ive had 2

cosmic rapids
#

So like of they do compensations how long does it last to claim, caz if servers come online while im sleeping and the compensation expires imma be sad

nimble fox
#

If youโ€™re on ps, I could help

vale rune
#

@noble moss ๐Ÿคช

azure lintel
#

I just want to get online to see if there are any Yaahl pieces for sale ๐Ÿ˜ข

full zinc
nimble fox
#

Nothing good @azure lintel

pure saffron
#

compensation petter

noble moss
#

So is the Chill out mask back with this patch?

nimble fox
#

Yes

azure lintel
fluid meadow
vale rune
#

Yeah i want resouches compensation gift!

nimble fox
#

Yes it is, holiday event

pliant trout
#

compensate bc the thing you paid for isnt usable

nimble fox
#

The loot goblin will have it

candid stag
zealous remnant
#

Free eagle bearer?!?

lime fulcrum
#

hello chat
servers still down!?

full zinc
pliant trout
#

nah EB not worth

fluid meadow
cosmic rapids
pure saffron
#

ppl chatting, of course the servers are down.

candid stag
fluid meadow
candid stag
azure lintel
#

Oh that's cute, you two should team up

heavy dirge
#

Servers up yet?

candid stag
pliant trout
#

will the serves come back before gta 6 release?

fluid meadow
radiant yacht
#

i mean ... would we be able to claim compensation? ... i dont think that servers will be up soon enough so it wont expire

fluid meadow
#

Crit damage hazpro

noble moss
vale rune
#

When is that?

pliant trout
#

2025

fluid widget
candid stag
pliant trout
#

and the caches will be in the stash

terse grail
nimble fox
#

Loading up

#

Just kidding

#

Donโ€™t kill me

vale rune
#

No fun!

pure saffron
#

Our team is making progress in resolving the ongoing issue. Unfortunately, we do not have an ETA for now but will keep you informed. We appreciate your patience!

azure lintel
#

The real compensation caches are the friends we made along the way

candid stag
full zinc
nimble fox
#

No no no

candid stag
nimble fox
#

Lolololol

candid stag
#

Ha ha

nimble fox
#

I got myself too

obsidian cobalt
#

the server..... ๐Ÿคฏ

nimble fox
#

Atleast they didnโ€™t say they were going home

candid stag
#

Omg a plane crashes into div2 servers ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

nimble fox
#

The Div 2 servers is probably an Apple computer from 1992

azure lintel
#

Yeah, I bet a spaghetti code happened and all the Hard Wired set and the purple M700 randomly does 120% of the damage they did before

livid trout
candid stag
azure lintel
#

Making a change and having to test every last thing must be tiring

pliant trout
finite ibex
candid stag
azure lintel
#

The most surefire way of weaning yourself off video games is to be a tester, 100%

noble moss
#

๐Ÿ—ฟ

sand herald
#

Acorn PC ! or BBC ๐Ÿ˜„

nimble fox
#

I imagine they are one by one changing every piece of empress that had a blue core back to a yellow at the recal station

pliant trout
#

i did game testing and it is not as good as people think

nimble fox
#

Thatโ€™s whatโ€™s taking so long

pliant trout
zealous remnant
nimble fox
candid stag
#

The devs are sleeping now so pls donโ€™t ping them ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

fair lake
azure lintel
fluid widget
pliant trout
candid stag
sand herald
#

Leaked info! "Division 2 servers are ran on a Amstard 464CPU ! Damn!!!!

azure lintel
candid stag
heavy dirge
serene gale
#

you would think they would realise by now that making a change to something screws with everything else. I understand that it is a different Dev team now to the ones that originally coded the game but this isnt the first time they have left the servers down and went home.

azure lintel
#

I'm just here for the same reason localdeck is. I want to see someone get truly furious about it

candid stag
#

We need to make a war against them

midnight salmon
thick osprey
#

havenโ€™t played in a while

#

no shot theyโ€™re still in maintenance

pure saffron
#

Our team is making progress in resolving the ongoing issue. Unfortunately, we do not have an ETA for now but will keep you informed. We appreciate your patience!

#

shot, like cannon

noble moss
#

So, anyone wanna play Minesweeper?

candid stag
#

They should make a channel for glitches tutorials

remote radish
azure lintel
#

Yeah, I've been at work at midnight before on those 'I genuinely don't know how this broke or how to fix it' issues. Hope there are some folks over there getting a nice early finish on Friday as a result

candid stag
wanton carbon
heavy dirge
#

so...who had the first 'this is unacceptable' video up on youtube? my money is on KvD right before nothingbutskillz

covert fractal
#

hey guys returning player here been playing for 3 days so far but is it normal that the servers are constantly not avalable atm?

azure lintel
#

Nah KvD is probably still editing up the same 'METAH DZ BUILD' video he's made 20 times at this point

last lark
#

cringe

noble moss
heavy dirge
green cedar
#

Game still down dudes ?

fluid meadow
azure lintel
candid stag
pure saffron
candid stag
#

Especially those who made a lot of status affects shi t

ruby comet
#

holy shit, they're STILL doing maintenance???

pure saffron
#

"Several People Typing" is an instant give away

candid stag
heavy dirge
#

oooh, that's a challenge - finally encounter a known youtuber in game (i don't pvp, alas...) before i get a second 13% PFE mod...

azure lintel
#

and then drib has to watch the chaos ensue ๐Ÿ‘

#

I'd probably get them a bunch of pizzas and tell them it's OK. No rush, find the right solution and put it in place in the morning

serene gale
candid stag
#

Go sleep guys

toxic cove
#

where do you even get the 13% PFE ?

#

i'm nearly shd 5k and still have never seen one

pure saffron
fluid meadow
# candid stag Go sleep guys

ุตุฏู‚ ุงู„ู‚ูˆู„. ู†ูˆู… ุงู„ุนุงููŠุฉ ูŠุง ุนุณู„

heavy dirge
#

i've got nearly 5000 hours played (SHD somewhere north of 12k) and i've gotten one.

tired granite
#

is mike 01 fixed yet?

small spear
#

i have just 3

toxic cove
#

guess i need to grind those mods more

plush trench
#

Our team is making progress in resolving the ongoing issue. Unfortunately, we do not have an ETA for now but will keep you informed. We appreciate your patience!

tired granite
#

ah

candid stag
# fluid meadow ุตุฏู‚ ุงู„ู‚ูˆู„. ู†ูˆู… ุงู„ุนุงููŠุฉ ูŠุง ุนุณู„

ูŠุนุงููŠูƒ ุญุจูŠ ุนุงุฏ ุงู„ูŠูˆู… ู…ุชุฃู…ู„ ุงู†ูŠ ุจุฑูˆู‚ ูˆุงู„ุนุจ ุงู„ุง ู„ู‚ูŠุชู‡ู… ู…ู‚ูู„ูŠู† ุงู„ุณูŠุฑูุฑุงุช ู„ู„ุงุณู ๐Ÿ˜ž

heavy dirge
#

i read somewhere that in terms of percentages, your best bet would be legendary roosevelt when it's on gear mods.

copper shoal
tired granite
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thought i could farm faye lau...

ruby comet
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i hope they fix it when i get home from class later ๐Ÿ˜ž

pure saffron
fluid meadow
# candid stag ูŠุนุงููŠูƒ ุญุจูŠ ุนุงุฏ ุงู„ูŠูˆู… ู…ุชุฃู…ู„ ุงู†ูŠ ุจุฑูˆู‚ ูˆุงู„ุนุจ ุงู„ุง ู„ู‚ูŠุชู‡ู… ู…ู‚ูู„ูŠู† ุงู„ุณูŠุฑูุฑุงุช ู„ู„ุงุณู ๐Ÿ˜ž

ุจูƒุฑุง ุจุฅุฐู† ุงู„ูˆุงุญุฏ ุงู„ุฃุญุฏ ุฑุงุญ ูŠุตูŠุฑ ุทุญู† ูุงู„ู…ู†ุทู‚ุฉ ุงู„ุณูˆุฏุงุก.

candid stag
# fluid meadow ุจูƒุฑุง ุจุฅุฐู† ุงู„ูˆุงุญุฏ ุงู„ุฃุญุฏ ุฑุงุญ ูŠุตูŠุฑ ุทุญู† ูุงู„ู…ู†ุทู‚ุฉ ุงู„ุณูˆุฏุงุก.

ุงูุงุงุง ุนู„ูŠูƒ ุงุฒู‡ู„ ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡ู‡.

serene gale
candid stag
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ุนุงุฏ ุฎุดูŠุช ู…ุน ูƒู„ุงู† mdf ุชุณู‡ู„ุช ุงู„ุงู…ูˆุฑ

fluid meadow
azure lintel
#

Might be time to install Remnant tonight ๐Ÿ‘€

fluid meadow
pure saffron
#

Rule 8...

modest lintel
#

Where u at mods? Engrish only

#

Duh

candid stag
fluid meadow
green cedar
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Iโ€™m going to the shop, anybody want anything?

fluid meadow
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About to be on my way anyway good night y'all

noble moss
worldly flicker
plush trench
azure lintel
candid stag
fluid widget
green cedar
worldly flicker
#

iโ€™m new to this game btw guys, started 2 days ago . is every maintenance like this c

green cedar
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Alright, Iโ€™ve got the list

candid stag
fluid meadow
noble moss
#

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

prisma tapir
#

hello no games serveur is french

modest lintel
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Cant follow rules, why u here

azure lintel
pure saffron
candid stag
modest lintel
#

Duh

azure lintel
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I'd absolutely love a Kinder egg though, if you've not left yet

prisma tapir
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why no server the division 2

candid stag
plush trench
modest lintel
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U duh! English only

wet axle
#

omelette du fromage

worldly flicker
#

oh boy , oh boy ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

candid stag
prisma tapir
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help no server ubisoft the division 2

modest lintel
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U why u why u