secret-neighbor

[inland lintel]

why is the 'er' facing east

[final crag]

Guys i think the crow neighbour should get nerf

Bro

I got jumpscare

When he jumped right to me

Like foxy from FNAF

[inland lintel]

Fr.......

[final crag]

Ye

[inland lintel]

I don't even like him

nobody does

[final crag]

Can jump from one place to another

Yesterday i saw the crow jump from one building to new

Like damn

[inland lintel]

they to sweaty

I'm surprised people even grind him

guest can even bug abuse

do you wanna play

[opal oyster]

Or g666 lol

[final crag]

Ik

[limpid wedge]

Now I wonder whenever someone picks up Bagger’s missing photo, it’s suddenly too heavy to carry

[indigo night]

I like using the neighbour in secert neighbour

They need to add nicky

[inland lintel]

FAH-

you just did him like that

I don't think you should be fat shaming people 😭

[rare terrace]

Bad news

He’s in the basement

[inland lintel]

in a paper white form of course

hah get it

because he's a missing poster

and it's black and white

so paper back

[dark grove]

Nicky doesn't have a missing poster until Search and Rescue im sure 😭

[inland lintel]

Didn't know characters can turn into paper

[dark grove]

But he still doesn't have one

[inland lintel]

Neither do i

¯_(ツ)_/¯

i don't have paper on me

[dark grove]

I will gladly make you one

Come here

[inland lintel]

No

NO

guys we found the neighbor

unfortunately for you I dominated lobbies yesterday so you can't get me!!

yay he's gone so i can't get paper from Mr tree

[dark grove]

😠 grr

[final crag]

Guys

The crow neighbour

Is getting out of handa

Hands

Bro did 360

[topaz zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/the-guest-hello-neighbor-crow-fortnite-dance-gif-11866702928685008513

[storm bone]

When are they adding this as an emote to SN?

[inland lintel]

hahhhh......

whats mondo gonna post here today

[final crag]

Hey

@inland lintel Ping ur friend

[inland lintel]

search it up

im not pinging nobody

hes on your friends list find him yourself 💔

i just wanna play secret neighbor man

[final crag]

Pls

[inland lintel]

im busy neighboring the secret
never mind some yellow badge detective watches me die
as always-

[final crag]

@opal oyster

I will

[inland lintel]

whoever is in this server and just played with me

please get better

and stop relying on me too much

I need help bro 💔

not gonna level up if I don't see teamwork will i

[limpid wedge]

Why doesn’t Bagger do this

[opal oyster]

Huh

[opal oyster]

Why would he do this? This is unrelated to this channel

[limpid wedge]

In the game I mean

Like, why are there no hoverboards in SN to escape from the neighbor

[opal oyster]

Do i even have to answer that

[inland lintel]

Would you like my hoverboard instead?

yep im suffering the same issue as you

not so good teammates

[opal oyster]

You can complain, people are on console made for gaming

[limpid wedge]

Honestly wish the kids were a bit quicker, the neighbor can easily now catch up nowadays

The addition of stamina especially makes it worst for Bagger, the slowest of the bunch

[opal oyster]

They should be slower and neighbor should be fatser

So teamwork will be needed

[limpid wedge]

Scout and Quentin are fine ig

And Brave being the second slowest is odd because isn’t she like, sporty

[opal oyster]

Shes like 11

Tiny legs

Idk why inventor is fast

[limpid wedge]

I thought Bagger and Brave were 9

[opal oyster]

Nuh uh

[inland lintel]

she said she was 12

[inland lintel]

elaborate

[opal oyster]

LOL W REF

[inland lintel]

I had to bring that up

because we were talking age

[opal oyster]

A lot of mobile pros complain about bad teamates

[limpid wedge]

Wait, If Bagger’s 11, why is his voice like that

He sounds like a baby

[inland lintel]

Oh really???

Wow

I didnt know that

[opal oyster]

No puberty

[inland lintel]

thank you for the very useful stuff

he isn't a baby.....

maybe you are....

Idk

[opal oyster]

All of the above

[inland lintel]

yay

[limpid wedge]

Bagger is like, 5 tho

[inland lintel]

What about you?

[opal oyster]

11 or 12

[inland lintel]

he is NOT 5

and she's gone

but he is not 5

guys

[limpid wedge]

Then why does he sound like that

And no 11 year old is this small

[opal oyster]

Its a game with janky textures, what do you expect

[terse sundial]

caN SOMEONE play german

[inland lintel]

Well

I think you're seeing things wrong

I do kinda understand your POV tho

he is probably a short year 7

you are actually kinda funny ngl

mb for hating on you

[sturdy junco]

is someone playing now?

[copper nebula]

yes

[inland lintel]

where is sn

[copper nebula]

I play switch

[inland lintel]

what is your username

[copper nebula]

Sophia

[inland lintel]

level?

im looking for a duo so

[copper nebula]

6

Before I played a lot in PS4

[inland lintel]

Cool...

I am ps5

[copper nebula]

So my level was 30 maybe

[inland lintel]

ok

[copper nebula]

Now I play in switch haha

Do you want to play with me ?

[inland lintel]

are you good at the game?

[copper nebula]

Mhhh maybe

You can always see it

🤪🤪

[inland lintel]

Okay sure.....

i guess

you ready?

[copper nebula]

Yeah

[inland lintel]

go find a game

[copper obsidian]

Bro is so bug

[inland lintel]

where are you

[copper obsidian]

I tried to play it with my brother and we can't do anything, I mean, we can move but it's always buggy.

[copper obsidian]

Im new

[inland lintel]

not you

talking to someone else but hi

@copper nebula lmk if ur ready

where has girl gone

guess I'm startin without ya

[copper nebula]

no

I’m here yeah

what is the party name

@inland lintel ??

oh…

[inland lintel]

oh crud

I wasn't here

I thought we doing quick game?

[woven nacelle]

anyone on rn

im in a 3 man quick match we need 3 more

thx

[inland lintel]

not now

[storm bone]

Nobody's spoken in nearly a day so have a Secret Neighbor clip to break the silence.

[inland lintel]

i revive this with my aura not you

[storm bone]

Okay.

What aura?

[inland lintel]

im just him

check #off-topic for my latest joke!

[storm bone]

I forgot there's an off topic. I'm too Secret Neighbor-y to go anywhere but here.

[inland lintel]

You are disturbing the peace

Let nobody talk for 24 hours

Ugh you broke it

[storm bone]

Never.

I can't go a day without talking in #secret-neighbor

[inland lintel]

You can't go a day without guest

thats for sure

Oooh got roasted

in secret neighbor terms

lets play some neighborio kart

[storm bone]

I need modding to be allowed so I can make Secret Neighbor Kart, pls 😭😭

[inland lintel]

"Never."

Hah I used your line

[storm bone]

😔😔

[inland lintel]

And you forgot a full stop

btw

had a bad day?

[storm bone]

I never do one after emojis.

[inland lintel]

Doesn't matter

You should do one before the emoji if you're really wanting to type properly

Like this: The guest is so bad. 😛

Let me know if you need another example

[storm bone]

Pssh, then it doesn't flow as well if the sentence and emoji are separated.

[inland lintel]

Well technically the emoji is still in the sentence you're using

Can I go play neighborio kart plis mam

[dry gyro]

Of all emojis that’s the one you use for an example

[inland lintel]

Out of all the characters it's you

Donut croak me

hah get it

donut = do not

not a did you know slop this time

what happens when you microwave nothing?

[opal oyster]

💥

[inland lintel]

Fire?

Oh thanks for the answer I thought that was a fire question too

hah get it

hue hue

[opal oyster]

Explode, no fire

Thats it

Im putting you into the fire event in map 2

[inland lintel]

Wait!

Before that can i send my last video

and my last words

ok done

[sand steppe]

A teammate butcher

Two neighbors?

[verbal zinc]

God I remember this one time

There was this hacker in one round where I was the neighbor

he turns himself into a 2nd neighbor, then just picks me up and kills me

I didn't respawn in the sonar room I was just completely dead after that

[sand steppe]

What is?

[opal oyster]

The hello neighbor

[regal mortar]

hi guys who play sn from steam?

[inland lintel]

Alien mr bean

[clever sentinel]

guys howdo i fix the bad textures on secret neighbor on ios

[spark ledge]

Its a mobile game. Its to be expected

[clever sentinel]

but they used to look better like i fell like there should be an option to change it back to the goodlooking textures

btwa yall wanna me mah stuff

[spark ledge]

You gonna play this on your phone, expect this stuff

[clever sentinel]

also wit ru the actual freeze zane

[spark ledge]

Yep

[clever sentinel]

i used to watch u back in the day

[spark ledge]

Huh interesting. No more embeds for me

[clever sentinel]

huh

[spark ledge]

I posted a gif and server just said “no more!”

[clever sentinel]

ohh

also i used to be a sweat in secret neighbor before it turned pay to win

[inland lintel]

yeah right

what creeps me out is that this emoji
has a smile above his nose

this is very unsettling

[sand steppe]

What is it?

[inland lintel]

Oh God no

Delete this

This game is definitely a horror one

[ruby jay]

new kid class leak

real

[rare terrace]

Mr Peterson secret 3rd kid

[spark kettle]

anyone want to play secret neighbor? im new here

[storm bone]

Which platform are you on??

[storm bone]

??

[sand steppe]

It’s an inventor😄

Sclownt

[storm bone]

So true.

[sand steppe]

Leacher

[storm bone]

Hi, I have a question.

Why? 😭

[queen nest]

That is so cursed

[sand steppe]

If scout is the neighbor…

[dark grove]

We should do something about you

[hollow trench]

Bricks

[verbal zinc]

jesus

[opal oyster]

This is before every game, the neighbors discuss how to kill the kids. If only scout wasn't there

[inland lintel]

Guys let's run a campaign where we send random stuff because trained would usually come here every day. Let's confuse her until uhhh idk /j

[marble dove]

Sand is cook

[inland lintel]

why do you like sand so much

i bet it will end up like sn cuz they'll probably make other games

[marble dove]

cuz like sand is nice

Desert

[inland lintel]

You have sand for desert?

whT

[marble dove]

Desert 🏜

[inland lintel]

No way

You can't eat sand for desert

you should eat secret neighbor chips

[thorn linden]

thats not his smile

thats his nose

[inland lintel]

then why is he doing a thumbs up

this is just cursed

[thorn linden]

they ran out of budget when rendering so they decided doing that

[thorn linden]

in the middle of rendering

[inland lintel]

fix this bug!! 11

also why is my older threads in feedback channel suddenly coming up?

[dry gyro]

I only commented on one that was from 24 but that was a while ago

Why are the characters deformed in the above pictures

[inland lintel]

Get out of my house I mean thread

[shell lion]

Secret Scout..

[inland lintel]

Welcome back

It's been a while

anyway who wants to play
nvm because one of my best friends is returning to sn after a long time so we can play 🥹

[silk island]

Anyone wanna play sn

[inland lintel]

Platform?

[silk island]

pc

[ruby jay]

Inventor should have a bear trap ability or the taxidermist's sonar to close doors imo (i know that is leader)

[pearl yarrow]

Just got in my first SN Steam match, played a lot of Xbox, how bad is it for hackers?

I’m not saying I am a hacker. I’m just worried about hackers.

[inland lintel]

do NOT play steam

really really bad and sweaty and hackering

console sn is more ideal

imo

[pearl yarrow]

yes, but 1 thing that is stopping me is $30 gamepass

[ruby jay]

Play it on switch

might be the best platform

[inland lintel]

Switch and PSN

Or xbox

is the best options

[pearl yarrow]

As someone who was playing Xbox for three years, it’s been infested with a hacker and thousands of toxic players (ImNotBlossom, Tetrinal, x spectic o, etc)

[inland lintel]

Cant be possible. It's a console platform

[pearl yarrow]

Xbox pc is compatible with Xbox console

[inland lintel]

You mean Microsoft store

Your only bet is switch or PSN it's relaxed and hacker free

[dark grove]

"Relaxed" stop lying to this poor soul

If it was relaxed you wouldn't be a Guest hater

[inland lintel]

Why do you care

[dark grove]

Im saving them from matching with you

[inland lintel]

ok

[dark grove]

Ok ;D

[ruby jay]

oh yeah, you see the same players everyday

[inland lintel]

Same here I see pro players on sn, but in PSN we are like a community

[errant flame]

What is today items shop?

[storm bone]

You need core, which isn't the $30 tier.

[pearl yarrow]

i have monthly for ult, for console and pc

[storm bone]

Oh, yeah. I just mean if you only wanted to play SN you don't need the expensive one. And if you played it on Xbox PC, you don't need any at all.

[inland lintel]

You know a wise old neighbor once said
Life is like a leaderboard, you need the crown to be successful in life and grind the leaderboard.
So take this opportunity and grind today!

[storm bone]

I can see you take that advice to heart, you're easily top ten Clowns IRL. /j

[inland lintel]

You probably leap irl like guest

Doing ballet

Just follow my advice

[storm bone]

Hop on VC so I can yell bird noises at you.

[inland lintel]

Dont forget my vc abilities

hehehehehhe

and you don't even wanna vc so... 😭

you can yell the noises here

[storm bone]

Screech. Croak. Chirp chirp. Etcetera.

[inland lintel]

Hello

[storm bone]

Hello.

[clever sentinel]

chat i have a question is the whole neighbor turning into a kid and his being reset after he loses all his health canon or is it just made for the game?

[inland lintel]

That is what I am going to yell

your friend onomatopoeia had to kick in

[storm bone]

As far as I know, some of it is canon. The Rescue Squad are really looking for Nicky.
But the neighbour in SN is a manifestation of The Thing, I think. Hence why when the neighbour dies in-game, they turn into The Thing.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but that's what I figured.

[inland lintel]

Lets correct you

You are so much wrong here

And your figurative thinking is way off the spot

[clever sentinel]

also i wonder if quinton helping the kids is canon its probably not sicne in the show he doesn't rn

[storm bone]

I assumed Quentin and Otto aren't canon and are just there for the HN2 promotion.

[clever sentinel]

oh

[storm bone]

Feel free to correct me then!

[clever sentinel]

also its suuuucks to play secret neighbor on christmas since the outside snow defus u right?

[inland lintel]

I have

already

I've exposed it

[storm bone]

You just said I'm wrong, that's not really a correction if you don't actually make it correct. 😭

[inland lintel]

But I think its correct

:)

[storm bone]

😭

[storm bone]

Right! The cold makes you slower. 😔😔

[clever sentinel]

also guys ive been playing secret neighbor on mobile for like 4 -5 years and ive git a bunch of some rare myabe expensive and i think some limited items

[inland lintel]

You are so sad trained

What's the matter

Always crying and downing your face
you should be like this instead: 🤣😊😁✨

[inland lintel]

my advice doesn't work on people who wake up on the worst side of the bed

[clever sentinel]

tis is like 4 years of my life

also is secret neighbor gonna keep getting updated or did they abandon it

[storm bone]

We don't know if it's never getting updated again, but it hasn't had one for a while.

[clever sentinel]

yea like 2 years right?

also yall remember in the early alpha's where there wasn't roles and you could make ur own characters

[opal oyster]

Oh yeahh

You coukd pick an item as well

[clever sentinel]

yea they should re ad that instead of just getting a flashlight by default also bagger sucks now

the flashlight spot ruined him

also another question how many events/special moments have been removed from secret neighbor

like can u still make tye shovel and in what map do i have to be in

chat?

[inland lintel]

I think you're a little underage......

This game is rated 12

[clever sentinel]

im 14 rn

[inland lintel]

I swore on PSN it said 12

she said she was 12

[clever sentinel]

im on ios rn

also where did the shovel blueprint go and what map can i get it in

[inland lintel]

The map you get from the cartography villager

Where else

[clever sentinel]

what huh what number

[inland lintel]

theres no number

[clever sentinel]

also what secrets can i do rn

solo

[inland lintel]

Catching kids

so nobody knows you are neighbor

also what kind of dumb question is that this game is meant for secrets

[clever sentinel]

i ment like the ??? endings like the moon or crow stoem

storm

[inland lintel]

step 1: encounter a hacker on steam
step 2: ask him nicely and use manners to end the game with ???
step 3: ......

tip: use magic words

[clever sentinel]

I MEAN THE DAMN SECRET ENDINGS

[inland lintel]

like acrabadaba

or please

[inland lintel]

Exactly, I mean what I mean

Other than that I dont know

[clever sentinel]

the space ending can i get it rn

also im playing tye mobile ver

[inland lintel]

VGN is the best HN content creator

[ruby jay]

that's an old version

[clever sentinel]

GUYS I CAN DO THE SOACE EASTEREG IN 2025 i got the blueprint u need an engineer though

2026

[inland lintel]

cool

[storm bone]

You can't do any solo.
Technically you can launch the rocket (if you can find a way out of the map solo) but you can't do the true rocket event without a second person.

The events you can do and the number of players they need are:
Mayak (3).
Man in the hat (3).
Snowthief (6).
Rocket (2).
Lucy (2).

I feel like I'm missing one, but I don't think I am.

[clever sentinel]

u cant make a shovel because the blueprint is gone

[storm bone]

That event is gone.

[clever sentinel]

WHY

[storm bone]

The current Mayak event doesn't need the shovel though.

[clever sentinel]

really how do u do it?

[storm bone]

Pull all 6 levers!

[clever sentinel]

ohhhhh

[storm bone]

Hence why you need 3 people.

[clever sentinel]

dont u need a full lobby for all the levers

also can u still leave the mad using the shed glitch?

also how do u do the man in the hat?

[storm bone]

Yep! It's an intended thing otherwise you can't do the events.

So it shouldn't get patched out.

[clever sentinel]

ohhhh

ima use my moms phone to get outside the map

[storm bone]

All the levers are on a timer when you pull them. There's a 10 second window from when you pull the first one to pull the rest.
So each player does 2 levers each, if you have 3 people.

[clever sentinel]

also the man in the hat 16 eye pictures in map 1 30 seconds

[storm bone]

Yeah! Scary also has to put down bear traps in all the bushes around the house (out of the map).

[clever sentinel]

WHAT

[storm bone]

There's 7(?) bushes.

[storm bone]

That's doable with 3 people. I don't think there's enough time to do it with 2 or less.

Everyone plays as scout so you can use the slingshot.

[final crag]

Guys my mom forced me to let my 5 years old cousin to play on my Minecraft hardcore server and he killed my dog

What should I do

1.kill him
2, make him suffer
3.take his IPad for a week

[civic maple]

Soon 1000 level!

[storm bone]

Impressive!!

[quasi hinge]

Yo i got a question i saw someone reloading the toy gun and he a effect Surrounding him how does this Work?

[clever sentinel]

guys how do i escape the map what characters and map

[thorn linden]

i mean they did create the probably first kind of HN slop

[inland lintel]

I feel like you're missing someone

missed me Missy?

haha of course im just running some sn right now

[dark grove]

❓

[storm bone]

Yeah, I'm missing Master Chief as a playable explorer in SN 💔

[inland lintel]

Who do you like more
Master Chief, Shadow or Guest

Who is your true beloved

[storm bone]

Guest is immediately eliminated. I'm not even a Guest fan 😭

[opal oyster]

NOOOO

NOT BIRD MAN

[inland lintel]

Who then

Tough choice then ey?

[dark grove]

I pick Guest then

[inland lintel]

I pick me

wait no

that came out so wrong

i am not a pick-me

quentin I choose you!

you know another wise old neighbor said

Even if the neighbor blocks your success (basement), still go for it you may clutch the game
Only if you have Determination

[dry gyro]

I don’t think Otto ever said that

[inland lintel]

go to #off-topic and check out my latest joke!

[dry gyro]

I’m asking the real questions

[inland lintel]

Ask ahead

Ask me first before you ask a question
But first I mustache you a question
hah get it because mustache = must ask

[rare terrace]

What??

[clever sentinel]

thats the blueprint to fix the spaceship

[dry gyro]

I don’t know if you know this but it’s snowing in that picture

[worn lintel]

Secret Neighbor

[acoustic sonnet]

neighbor secret

[inland lintel]

not a secret

[dark grove]

🤔

[novel patio]

Caligo

[compact silo]

Wait u can do events on secret neighbor iOS

[inland lintel]

Hey guys

what language do people speak in the middle of earth?

Cor-ean!

hah get it because Korean = cor-ean

[dry gyro]

Guys I was playing secret neighbor once and thought of an original joke that goes what is the language of people in the earths core and the punch line in cor-ean which is pretty funny because I was playing secret neighbor.

[devout jackal]

Why did the picture go to jail

Because he was Framed

[inland lintel]

-_-

[devout jackal]

Get it cuz pictures get Framed

[inland lintel]

I'm correct though aren't I?

If my parents tell me to take out the trash
Then I'm taking it to mcdonalds

So I can eat accompanied by a bin bag

get it because im taking it out

i might as well play some neighbor game

[storm bone]

okay

[limpid wedge]

Why doesn’t Bagger run faster

[storm bone]

He does! He's just so fast, and always runs in circles, that it looks like he's running slowly.

[marble dove]

Because sand is gonna come out

[untold forum]

Can someone join in my group

name is pro

Password:ss123@&

join guys

just in iPhone

[inland lintel]

okay

you get it though right?

So take the trash out!

That goes for everyone who is lonely on valentines day

If you ever find a bin bag in game

Be sure to take it out

[storm bone]

okay

[inland lintel]

are ya okay

nope I forgot your name is trained

only jokingg

how's you?
you alright?

[storm bone]

okay

[inland lintel]

Alright.

Good to know

back to my showtime

did you know
technically is my favorite term to actually make a point

for example, technically I'm more overpowered than the neighbor

[dark grove]

I win :D

[inland lintel]

Technically you're guest so how else would she win?

That is cyber bullying

[untold forum]

join

[storm bone]

So who won?? 😭

[dark grove]

🤔

you're on the same time on my screen

[storm bone]

what are we
what are we playing

[inland lintel]

800 hours played on this game

woo!

[vital jungle]

who playing if u join there will be 5/6

[thick narwhal]

Hi

[dry gyro]

That one is as good as spiders

[sand steppe]

A funny butcher

[devout jackal]

😭

[plucky cipher]

Why iam getting kicked out of the game when I click to "FIND GAME" Is it is a server problem

[inland lintel]

I'm definitely good

🎶Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk, music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was born
And now it's all right, it's okay
And you may look the other way
But we can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man🎶

By the way, why does my stamina suddenly pause when I throw another item?
Like when I throw something as neighbor for the 3rd time, I get exhausted even though I have stamina

[quasi hinge]

He was playing as brave

[dark grove]

It's not im sure

[storm bone]

That's probably cheating.
There's a 10 shot toy gun that reloads automatically, but there's no effect and you can only use it on custom maps and Rifle TvT.
If it was on one of the 5 original maps, it's not possible to reload the gun.

[quasi hinge]

OK thanks

Btw he Had a weird effect Surrounding him when he did it

[ruby jay]

Did he knock the entire lobby with the toy rifle?

[quasi hinge]

No Just neighbour and He was playing pretty much normal

[lament lily]

[inland lintel]

Who wants a minion

[ruby jay]

i'm gonna be a detective here... was the effect red or yellow?

[inland lintel]

im mis using my saxophone
okay I'm currently in a duel with a Quentin level 130+ first to 10 knocks wins
clearly funny because that was a mistake for him
but duels are fun to do because I ragebaited

[opal oyster]

I miss christmas 2022 in sn

It was my favourite update

[rare terrace]

Ello’ neigba.

Er’s a rofile

Kee found.

Elp’!!

Wotch out it be a trap!

[storm bone]

"it be a trap" 🏴‍☠️

[rare terrace]

lol

Lowkey taxidermist needs two shots

If you get up close shoot twice they get knocked.

Especially with brave

[storm bone]

Taxidermists when I:

[shut sphinx]

hi

[storm bone]

Hi!

[inland lintel]

Ooh what do we have here this time

Let me a guess a bagger 'smiling'

[opal oyster]

What relevance is this

[inland lintel]

probably a happy bagger according to her

[inland lintel]

I want the choccy milk

and the saucepan lid

[modern kettle]

Guys i have a question....Is sn finally getting an update or no doubt it isnt?

[dark grove]

Most likely not

[modern kettle]

dangg

why tho

[inland lintel]

because it isn't

hue hue

[dark grove]

Hologryph working on other projects, and maybe even burn out

[fresh bobcat]

As long as they dont disable the servers, it's ok

[copper escarp]

wanna play

[ruby jay]

This is inevitable

Nothing lasts forever

[inland lintel]

Referencing block tales....

I wanna be referenced one day

[vague inlet]

every1

guys, how do u pínvite friends to paly with them????

[dark grove]

??

[bold jewel]

" How do you invite friends to play with them " he said

[dark grove]

oh

Making custom games or joining a quick game at the same time then

[hearty epoch]

you create a custom game or start a quick game at the same time - you usually end up in the same match with your friends

[inland lintel]

why isn't the app showing what game I'm playing

[rare terrace]

Why are people so mean in this game dude

I got tea bagged for doing my job

[neat briar]

im kinda pissed this guy named chop keebler stole my brave outfit

[cedar plume]

it's okay

we've all been there😔

[neat briar]

man

down to the exact bit.

[cedar plume]

anyone wanna add me on Discord and Steam so we can play SN sometime?

[storm bone]

I'll play SN sometime!

[inland lintel]

i am in deep deep deep sleep so i cannot play neighbor game

[hot sedge]

2 years since last update

[inland lintel]

About to be 3 years :((

i have successfully defeated guest

[hot sedge]

the last update was at the end of the year 2023

[inland lintel]

Yeah

Almost 3 years

when short people tell stories
do they begin with "when I was little" or just "as I am today"?

[dry gyro]

No one defeats guest

[inland lintel]

Ehhhh

I defeated you

Guest is gone.

No one defeats the one and only

MrSpiderOfficial

[pliant folio]

🥀🥀🥀

[inland lintel]

Nuh uh

i have Quentin blood

not nerdy panicking dude blood

who likes keys

so darn much

I like how he says help

[pliant folio]

nice

🫠

What are you even doing here? It's really boring

[dry gyro]

That’s incredible

[pliant folio]

I have another 😭😭

like 3-4 pictures

[dry gyro]

Ehhhh guest is not deaf

[pliant folio]

I don't like sn rn

💩💩

only old versions

[inland lintel]

Talking, annoying, and laughing with my friends

[pliant folio]

🥹

[inland lintel]

I like it here

except my humour fell off

😕

[pliant folio]

🕊️

[inland lintel]

I'm not really happy today because I lost a duel 11-12 against someone

[pliant folio]

are you still playing?

steam version

or xbox

[inland lintel]

literally the only thing was helping them was that one cinematic room in map 5 theatre house

no I play PlayStation

[pliant folio]

oh, okie

[inland lintel]

as said in my name

[pliant folio]

🗿

[inland lintel]

who else wants to duel tomorrow

I really need to lock in because today my gameplay was so messed up

I am gonna recover from this mess

[inland lintel]

Ehhhh you're late

I defeated your species

In game

I go "merry christmas" then throw a present at them

[storm bone]

I'll duel you on Roblox SN.

[pliant folio]

💀

[shell lion]

Ugh, I wish we were both on steam, I'd totally be up for some fights.

Me and Victor used to do 1v1s in custom games constantly, but we both sort of stopped playing SN.

[limpid wedge]

Why doesn’t Enzo fight back against The Neighbor

[cedar plume]

Enzo Vs the Neighbor is like Coughing baby Vs Hydrogen bomb

[limpid wedge]

Enzo is tall tho

[cedar plume]

but he's scared and kinda scrawny compared to The Neighbor

he's like a Middle schooler fighting a guy in his late 30's or something

[queen nest]

Have you watched the Hello Neighbor show?

I’m guessing you haven’t

[dry gyro]

That’s just mondo being mondo

[gritty goblet]

yo

[dark grove]

Apparently Enzo doesn't really realize how strong he actually is - I'm sure he's a sportsguy in the books

But still, can't rlly do much against an adult

He's still 13 after all 😭

[inland lintel]

No, we cancelled that remember?

[inland lintel]

I do play steam!

It's just I dont like it because of the mess

I usually play on PlayStation

Get a PS5 and we can play :D

And maybe 1v1....

Well I can play steam but like I dont have much progress there and the game doesn't run well and the controls are bad

[dark grove]

Cowardly Chicken

Bwak 🐤

Wrong emoji but the other one looks weird 😭

[inland lintel]

It's not me

like wth dude

I didn't ask for it to be cancelled

oh right

you're "bored"

[dark grove]

?

What are you even saying lol 😭

[inland lintel]

Why are you doing this

[dark grove]

??

[inland lintel]

I am not a chicken ok

I am a journalist

[dark grove]

And how do you know

👀

[inland lintel]

because I own myself

[dark grove]

You spent so much time undercover

[inland lintel]

no I'm always public!

ugh what emoji can I use here

okay :placeholder_emoji:

i think you're the neighbor rotty boy

[dark grove]

No

[inland lintel]

Not the brave punchline

[dark grove]

Get out of my house

[inland lintel]

I cant

Because I seeee youuuu

[dark grove]

Or.. do you?

[inland lintel]

Yeah I see you

Right here :D

hehe

I see your average lookin profile

[dark grove]

👀

[inland lintel]

I don't need a pair of eyes on my profile for whatever reason

I want a pair of eyes on the guest execution

[opal oyster]

NUh uh

[inland lintel]

can you stop cult of the lambing it

plsssss

i wwant secret neighbor

[pliant folio]

🥀

[shell lion]

I would but I can't even afford to replace my broken laptop at the moment..

If only there wasn't 3 billion things preventing me from getting a job right now..

[inland lintel]

That's

that sucks.

Well if you were to join I'm decently good although I lost a recent an item duel against a Quentin 11-12

okay thank you Nikita for the very useful information

[dark grove]

❓

[inland lintel]

Here are ten ways to stop suffering from lactose intolerance

1. put the god darn cheese down

steps 2 to 10 : just tolerate it bro

I am guested intolerant

I don't wanna be ghosted

[limpid wedge]

Why do Scout and Brave think they’re tuff when they’re not

[inland lintel]

Because they are tuff

I'm gonna kindly ask you to not use "tuff"

everyone is tuff

including me

[storm bone]

Brave is absolutely tuff.

[plucky cipher]

Hey tinybuild can you check Asia Or india servers because I think they are not Mantained properly

[inland lintel]

Uhhhh

I didn't know there was

Maybe they aren't maintained good

[plucky cipher]

YEP

[inland lintel]

go to europe and play the game there
👆🤓

[plucky cipher]

I have 10 hours play time but didn't played 1 match because iam trying to fix reason:6 and 5 from google

[inland lintel]

boogle?

boo

hah get the pun there

[plucky cipher]

?

[inland lintel]

it's basically saying 6 reasons why you shouldn't play

1. idk
2. idk
3. huh
4. uhhhh
5. guest is bad
6. leave

[plucky cipher]

less your attitude

[inland lintel]

I'm just trying to be funneh

[plucky cipher]

Oh

OK

iam saying that "you've have been kicked reason:6"

I fixed it but now reason:5 is occuring

[storm bone]

How good is your connection? Does it still happen if you use a different network (e.g. a mobile hotspot if you have one)?

[plucky cipher]

I have wifi

5G jio if you know india correctly it's excellent network

[plucky cipher]

Yep it still appear when i connect to the other device

[inland lintel]

I think you should switch routers

[plucky cipher]

Hm

[inland lintel]

I know some indian Broadbands

the companies

[plucky cipher]

Oh

[inland lintel]

you should switch to Airtel

it's good connection

unless the game doesn't support something like that

some servers even don't work

[plucky cipher]

When I connect to other network it still same thing

[inland lintel]

report to #1047331898705326130

[plucky cipher]

Probably

[inland lintel]

cuz I'm not technical enough

[plucky cipher]

oh

Sorry

My capes

I have tried all google method

[inland lintel]

ook

[dry gyro]

Correct all characters cower in fear as bagger saves the day. Even the neighbor fears bagger

[inland lintel]

Good day to you

[dry gyro]

No ok help and then I get it taken away because you can’t put it more than like 4 times

[inland lintel]

Let the neighbor take you away

[inland lintel]

okay nevermind

i might have broke a world record for being the dumbest sn player ever

how am I level 215 bro

I should be 12 levels

[pliant folio]

that's not that bad

[inland lintel]

no I'm just making very dumb decisions

with the worst team mates

[pliant folio]

I've been playing since the release, essentially since the Xmas alpha, and my level isn't even close to beginner's.🥶🥀🥀🥀

[inland lintel]

leave me dying and camping in closet this is why you NEVER play randoms

half of psn doesn't even know how to play 🥺

[pliant folio]

don't play sn PlayStation

and xbox

[inland lintel]

unfortunately I have to

no platform is good

[pliant folio]

not🥀I saw how they play on

💔💔💔

[inland lintel]

reallll

how do these kids even afford the game

[pliant folio]

Are you have nice phone?

[inland lintel]

that's my top question

huh

[pliant folio]

like with snap gen 1-gen 2 android?

maybe better

[inland lintel]

no

[pliant folio]

Oh

[inland lintel]

what the helly

[pliant folio]

🤔

[inland lintel]

what even are you saying

you sound like a psn green badge player

[inland lintel]

chat

what

[pliant folio]

nah

[inland lintel]

talk normally

[pliant folio]

one bad word of all time

[inland lintel]

can you speak english

[pliant folio]

ye?

[inland lintel]

then what are you waffling about

💔

[pliant folio]

💔

[inland lintel]

no further comments

i can't be talking to kids

anyway later

[pliant folio]

I just wanted to send an emoji, but discord got in the way and I accidentally said bad word🥀

[inland lintel]

"accidentally"

yeah okay buddy

[pliant folio]

bruh

[inland lintel]

off topic

[pliant folio]

not?

or I'm so dumb?

🙏🙏

anyway, sorry

I'm russian 🫩

[inland lintel]

aight

go to #russian-chat

because idk what ur saying

[pliant folio]

I don't need and want

[inland lintel]

hexxstarr 2.0

anyways

back on topic please

[pliant folio]

I just wanted to say that it would be possible to play secret neighbor on a phone if it was powerful

I'm testing versions on my phone

I DID NOT SEE MESSAGE

😭😭

SORRY

[pliant folio]

idk

I don't like the game's atmosphere now on any platform, maybe there's still a small one on PC

I'm bothered by people who constantly throw items , won't help,find teammates and yell

[pliant folio]

rn I want to kill myself self, dying from cringe👾

[storm bone]

I mean, there IS an official SN version on IOS.

[storm bone]

This is not Maritza Secret Neighbor.

[slender minnow]

hi

who still plays secret neighbor?

[storm bone]

I do!!

[slender minnow]

W

[rare terrace]

I hate people who’s names are N0wzee and are level 78 on bagger and use the burger shirt the red trousers and the bear hat and you attack someone named Sunny7410 all because you won one single round against him.

[pliant folio]

You can run sn on android with an emulator(not steam link), it's completely official and just pc version on mobile

[sand steppe]

I know it is Enzo.

[ruby jay]

it's not worth it, you'll get low FPS.

[pliant folio]

I got 60 fps🥀

[ruby jay]

yes but you need a strong phone

that's why it's not worth it

[pliant folio]

Not strong phone, you need nice drivers for your phone

and u can do optimizations

I think that's worth, you can play with pc players and etc

[ruby jay]

idk, i tested it on my Huawei Honor 400 Smart and it lagged so much

[inland lintel]

How do you even do this

also shouldn't you use a caption that's a line or less

sending too much embeds

[ruby jay]

that's from a YT video

[inland lintel]

so

[ruby jay]

The exploit was patched long time ago

[inland lintel]

aw man

I would love to combine some faces

[ruby jay]

You can still technically do it, but it won't be server-sided. (only you will be able to see it)

[alpine valley]

Hello

[inland lintel]

Hey

[storm bone]

Hi!

[inland lintel]

Bye

I'm saying that because there is a moon thing on your profile wait now there's a grey circle

did you complete rocket event irl

sorry im a sn kid that's why irl is mentioned

so many people did rocket event irl but there wasn no ? so irl didn't end

[inland lintel]

Ehhh

that Manish guy

more like radish

he ain't a dev

faking

you're calling him a hacker because he asked for your email

geez

never mind

[dry gyro]

Or more like radish

[inland lintel]

No

[storm bone]

He's probably not a real dev if he says he's banning you for that. You're fine. It's likely just a scare tactic and a way to make himself seem cool (he's not).

[inland lintel]

Y-y-yeah!

not cool

[nimble path]

I am scared

[inland lintel]

then don't be scared

im so 200iq right guys

[dry gyro]

Block him

[inland lintel]

Why would he place a block in front of him

@dry gyro

this is secret neighbor not grass world

[storm bone]

You're fine, you won't get banned.
If you did (you won't), there's a ban appeal form too.

[nimble path]

they are also saying I am not a true hn fan because I do not have hello engineer

I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY

[queen nest]

Bro are you serious 😭

[storm bone]

Block this guy 💔

[inland lintel]

dont listen to them then???

[dry gyro]

That game is awful anyways

[queen nest]

Nobody cares about hello Engineer

[inland lintel]

i never played it but

kinda fell off

[storm bone]

Wowwww. HE is great 😭

[dry gyro]

I played the demo and it was horrible

[inland lintel]

In that case

[nimble path]

I am scared

[inland lintel]

You'd have a horrible history

pun

[dry gyro]

It kept braking

[inland lintel]

get it because horrible histories is a book

lol

[dry gyro]

Just block him and move on and that’s the solution to that problem

[inland lintel]

if you're scared then face it 😭

or listen to us and actually calm

[dry gyro]

I don’t know no

[nimble path]

I was in the call the whole time and they where sounding seroius

[inland lintel]

Dude

[dry gyro]

Or trolling

[inland lintel]

no offense u sound like 10

[storm bone]

They're lying.

[inland lintel]

anyways

but they're just attention grabbing

[nimble path]

why is his name red

[inland lintel]

Mondo 2.0

[dry gyro]

It means his letters are getting hot and need air

It’s just a color role thing

[hasty oak]

you're 16?

[inland lintel]

doubt so

[nimble path]

turning

[inland lintel]

Then please use common sense they're just scaring you 😭

You won't get banned

I swear

[nimble path]

ok

[inland lintel]

to my whole entire sn account

I swear

nothing gonna happen

[nimble path]

ok

[hasty oak]

also btw you can choose your name color

[nimble path]

k

[storm bone]

#custom-color

[dry gyro]

I mean my letters are red but that doesn’t mean I’m evil or anything

[inland lintel]

It certainly does mean you're a dangerous guest

My blue letters represent my strength

and well

myself

[dry gyro]

Endangered guest

Guests are endangered and so we need to make sure more guest players exist

[inland lintel]

You're the most calmest guest player I've ever met not gonna lie

like no joke

you aren't passive or aggressive

or constantly leaping

you just sit there and waste half the time wondering what im even saying

[hollow elk]

AFTER A TIME I AM STILL ALIVE IN IRAN WOHO !

[inland lintel]

genuinely tell me

how is "heroes" strong language

Looks like nobody gonna save holo incase a crisis happens

i don't get how words that aren't offensive is strong language