general

[vestal tinsel]

Okay. Back to work. Hope ya'll have a good rest of your day! 😸

[stable tiger]

ok gamers

[stable tiger]

ill stream it in voice chat

[austere sigil]

reeeeeee

[stone marsh]

Or anime pfps

Anime pfps have the best windows 0 days at the minute

[high cobalt]

Ahhhh, thanks, now I get it, the ASLR bypass is using LFI 🤦‍♂️ Wow that's crazy (i mean crazy enough to have a code execution from a rewrite + set)

[scenic maple]

the reze guy got no chill

[cloud osprey]

but that begs the question, is KOTH anime?

[obtuse fern]

no, but Cory in the House is

[summer urchin]

how good is claude code

[scenic maple]

very

[cloud osprey]

literally too good

[summer urchin]

srsly?

[stone marsh]

I keep up with the blog. It is so unhinged, I love it

[summer urchin]

that good?

[scenic maple]

yeah

it might as well replace you

[summer urchin]

no way

not possible

[scenic maple]

thats what u think

[summer urchin]

cuz I’m not even in my prime

I’m in baby mode

when I’m 20

[stone marsh]

Everything is an anime if you squint hard enough

[scenic maple]

claudes ranking would be like 2500 minimum

free model

[summer urchin]

free? I’ve used it before

its baaad

[scenic maple]

when was before

[summer urchin]

code? I cannot speak of it

[summer urchin]

yesterday

[zealous charm]

[unreal hornet]

Specially that new nightmare guy

[summer urchin]

I am like 2000 level

but

[scenic maple]

so sometimes they just downgrade the models when there is high demand

it could be that

[summer urchin]

[scenic maple]

or u just bad at proompting

[summer urchin]

or me just too good

[proper dragon]

⣇⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⡿⡿⣟⣟⢟⢟⢝⠵⡝⣿⡿⢂⣼⣿⣷⣌⠩⡫⡻⣝⠹⢿⣿⣷
⡆⣿⣆⠱⣝⡵⣝⢅⠙⣿⢕⢕⢕⢕⢝⣥⢒⠅⣿⣿⣿⡿⣳⣌⠪⡪⣡⢑⢝⣇
⡆⣿⣿⣦⠹⣳⣳⣕⢅⠈⢗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢈⢆⠟⠋⠉⠁⠉⠉⠁⠈⠼⢐⢕⢽
⡗⢰⣶⣶⣦⣝⢝⢕⢕⠅⡆⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣴⠏⣠⡶⠛⡉⡉⡛⢶⣦⡀⠐⣕⢕
⡝⡄⢻⢟⣿⣿⣷⣕⣕⣅⣿⣔⣕⣵⣵⣿⣿⢠⣿⢠⣮⡈⣌⠨⠅⠹⣷⡀⢱⢕
⡝⡵⠟⠈⢀⣀⣀⡀⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⢈⡋⠴⢿⡟⣡⡇⣿⡇⡀⢕
⡝⠁⣠⣾⠟⡉⡉⡉⠻⣦⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠸⣿⣦⣥⣿⡇⡿⣰⢗⢄
⠁⢰⣿⡏⣴⣌⠈⣌⠡⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣬⣉⣉⣁⣄⢖⢕⢕⢕
⡀⢻⣿⡇⢙⠁⠴⢿⡟⣡⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⣵⣿
⡻⣄⣻⣿⣌⠘⢿⣷⣥⣿⠇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣷⢄⠻⣿⣟⠿⠦⠍⠉⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣦⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟
⡕⡑⣑⣈⣻⢗⢟⢞⢝⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⠿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⣠
⡝⡵⡈⢟⢕⢕⢕⢕⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⣀⣈⠙
⡝⡵⡕⡀⠑⠳⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⢉⡠⡲⡫⡪⡪⡣

[stone marsh]

Claude code makes dumb architecture and context mistakes, but if you prompt it correctly and iterate over any of the particularly weird stuff, it gets fairly good code out.

[tired kettle]

sounds like skill issue

[scenic maple]

and the best part it costs less than indian/chinese engineers

[tired kettle]

that is the part where i get ragebaited

[scenic maple]

are you indian or chinese

[tired kettle]

no, but equivalent

[summer urchin]

Sorry, your usage has exceeded limits. Please upgrade your plan for higher limits.

[unreal hornet]

I am little endian and indian

[scenic maple]

i have been looking for chinese people but i cant find any

[eager gust]

I usually make PDFs using claude to understand concepts

[unreal hornet]

Nihao fyn sht

[eager gust]

or HTML interactive articrafts

[stone marsh]

Personally, I either use it to completely vibe code "useless" stuff or I use it in Zed as a pair programmer to work on very specific issues/tasks. I get great results

[scenic maple]

u u should make markdown

not pdf

[eager gust]

"Yowai mo"

[scenic maple]

too big

[eager gust]

indeed

[unreal hornet]

New baby born before 9 months. "Sudden lee"

[rough mirage]

thats what she said

[tired kettle]

cant say i havent heard that one before

[eager gust]

lemme show you one

[eternal mango]

This generations Google-fu.. Prompt-fu.. but there's also knowing how to structure your prompts and a base understanding of the problem at hand imho, instead of just "make this", you become the project owner, r&d and qa, all in one

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-side-eye-cat-side-eye-orange-cat-staring-gif-4749659952322810298

[rough mirage]

[summer urchin]

I really need to learn better prompting

[scenic maple]

how do u do it goblin

[eager gust]

It's just surface though

[summer urchin]

iq chart?

[unreal hornet]

All have skill issues

[rough mirage]

malware

[unreal hornet]

Pdf contains malware

[eager gust]

||Nope||

[rough mirage]

im joking 😭

[unreal hornet]

Yes a 67 terrabyte of zip bomb that will bomb 200 MCP agentic ai users

[scenic maple]

its good i downloaded

[eager gust]

and a html one

[summer urchin]

on a safe VM I presume?

[scenic maple]

browser.lol

[unreal hornet]

Who use vm in big 26

[summer urchin]

bruh

[unreal hornet]

I even use my primary os for malware Analysis

[scenic maple]

thats a web based vm

[summer urchin]

also golam

got rank 250 for yesterday’s contest

[scenic maple]

[summer urchin]

was fun

[eager gust]

confidence

tuta isn't responding :')

[summer urchin]

1860 now

lets goo

[rough mirage]

i was just joking man

[summer urchin]

I’m going back to my good form

time to cross 2000 agam

again*

[rough mirage]

someone motivate me to do a machine

im procrastinating too long

[limber arch]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-nah-gif-27078288

[rough mirage]

insult me or something

[eternal mango]

https://tenor.com/ta7T.gif

[limber arch]

this clown cant even embed a gif

[summer urchin]

DO A MACHINE OR BE DISGRACED FOR LIFE

[limber arch]

there you go

[summer urchin]

[rough mirage]

wow

k imma do one now

[eager gust]

https://tenor.com/view/osamason-gif-3713220208184306433

[rough mirage]

SIR YES SIR

[scenic maple]

i jsut read up the OSI model in 2 diff modules back to back

i should remember it now

[eager gust]

Tell me the code for remembering layer 1 - 7

[rough mirage]

please do not throw sausage pizza away

[eternal mango]

NETBITS

[eager gust]

you won the prize

[rough mirage]

thank u 👏

[chrome tree]

You forgot layer 8

[rough mirage]

give me mod as prize

[zealous charm]

theres really no reason to learn the OSI model

[scenic maple]

whats netbits

[eager gust]

I myself am not

[eternal mango]

Nonsense

[rough mirage]

nuh uh

i should stop talking and get back to the machine

[scenic maple]

how else do you pass the technical interview

[eager gust]

which one?

[chrome tree]

It's the extra layer everyone chooses to acknowledge

[scenic maple]

but i am doing it for cjca

[rough mirage]

idk haven't picked one yet

[chrome tree]

Problem not with computer, problem between chair and computer

[rough mirage]

hm?

[eager gust]

Do the Herceules ^^

[scenic maple]

for whatever reason people with cpts cwee cape oscp cwes have failed cjca first time

i really have no idea why but it must be something

[rough mirage]

thats like 10x my intellectual capacity

too dumb for that

[bleak palm]

failed cjca after getting the other certs?

[scenic maple]

yes

[bleak palm]

i'm still a noob myself, but

perhaps overthinking?

[rough mirage]

imagine being a noob

[eager gust]

For including Defensive knowledge ig

[bleak palm]

sometimes I was stuck on a lot of starting point boxes because I was thinking login info was harder to find than it was

half the boxes are like admin:admin

or admin:password123

[summer urchin]

go do kobold

[bleak palm]

so maybe cjca has similar challenges? then again, no idea

[rough mirage]

ok 😔

[eager gust]

CPTS is what I can think of rn

[bleak palm]

what makes cjca different from cpts?

More packet analysis or something?

[summer urchin]

cjca is much more beginner

also has partially blue team

[scenic maple]

this is an insider joke

but its legit like this lmfao idk why

[summer urchin]

cpts is way harder

[summer urchin]

heh?

[scenic maple]

@vocal fog tell him

[eager gust]

need it

[native yew]

nudge on silentium

[eager gust]

Refer to #boxes

[bleak palm]

so if i get cjca i can gatekeep these people

sounds good

[scenic maple]

no u cant its just that cjca is a bit diff

its not technically harder

[summer urchin]

brotha
I know someone who passed CJCA easily

[bleak palm]

nah thats my takeaway

cjca is the navy seals of htb certs

[eager gust]

D3v?

[scenic maple]

well goku failed

[summer urchin]

thats true

hard to compare

[summer urchin]

srsly?

[scenic maple]

yeah

[summer urchin]

huh

well

[scenic maple]

and so did 5 other people i met

[summer urchin]

well

[scenic maple]

aall of them have htb certs

[summer urchin]

u meeting the wrong people jk

[scenic maple]

other than cjca

[summer urchin]

weird

[scenic maple]

i dunno man most of them work as pentester

[eager gust]

why do CJCA after CPTS?

[bleak palm]

i'm currently working on the penetration tester module path. would cjca path be recommended? sounds like a dumb question, but curious what everyone thinks

[summer urchin]

its new

[scenic maple]

do get all certs why else

[summer urchin]

CJCA is mew

new*

[eager gust]

the modules are same

[summer urchin]

thats true

[scenic maple]

i am wating for something like a HTB pin

[summer urchin]

why is claude code still moseying

[scenic maple]

this so peak

[summer urchin]

please tell me this aint urs

[scenic maple]

no lol i can barely afford one offsec cert

[summer urchin]

cool

cuz the name in the background

me got scared

[scenic maple]

this is how you flex on people

[summer urchin]

“I got CPTS, OSCP, Security+. And I’m still not done.”
-golam71

[eager gust]

I may work on CRTO after CPTS

[scenic maple]

the idea is that i will get all htb certs whatver it takes

[summer urchin]

broski
dont waste ur money and time on all dar

dat

[eager gust]

you have CWES

[scenic maple]

well u should know

[eager gust]

waste?

[summer urchin]

know what

[scenic maple]

i dont see it as waste

[summer urchin]

well
I don’t see the point of getting all their certs

[eager gust]

let's offshoot now

[bleak palm]

to become mr. knowledge

[scenic maple]

what do u recommend

[bleak palm]

you dont play league of legends to main 1 char forever. you play everyone to understand everything and be the best

and then tism

[zealous charm]

do the hacky hacky

[eager gust]

I will try all of them except CJCA but...

[summer urchin]

u get CPTS, CAPE, CWES, CWEE, CWPE, and COAE

[scenic maple]

got cwes full comrpomise in 2 days
gets ass kciked in normal bb

[scenic maple]

its on the list

[zealous charm]

different skill sets

[summer urchin]

coolio

[scenic maple]

i clearly am missing something but idk what that is

but what am i missing

[summer urchin]

the skills

bb requires more patience and code reading

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-rule-765-765-dbz-dragon-ball-gif-11264811342316871371

[summer urchin]

can I bait ur rage

[scenic maple]

[eager gust]

I cannot send markdown format ig

[dusky jacinth]

You can

[summer urchin]

I’ll take that

[dusky jacinth]

hello

[summer urchin]

that aint markdown format smh

[dusky jacinth]

we outside

[summer urchin]

thats a code block

[dusky jacinth]

we turnt up

[obtuse fern]

> hello

[eager gust]

signing off chat

[dusky jacinth]

it’s time

[summer urchin]

for wat

[dusky jacinth]

among us

[summer urchin]

NO

[worthy cargo]

There is a fungus among us!

[dusky jacinth]

Sorry I was just typing random crap in Md

[summer urchin]

yes

indeed

[summer urchin]

cool

[high cobalt]

Might be because actual applications are more complex?

[summer urchin]

hows life?

[scenic maple]

it could poetentially be that

[dusky jacinth]

It’s aight

[scenic maple]

because in terms of cwes i could tell what vuln it was by looking

but

[dusky jacinth]

Got an interview on Wednesday

[summer urchin]

well
get CWEE and see

[scenic maple]

in the real world bugs get eaten up very fast

[summer urchin]

oooo

[dusky jacinth]

Been doing maldev and programming stuff

[summer urchin]

glglglgl

[dusky jacinth]

Less hacking

[scenic maple]

i dont think anything will change but i might get a cve

[dusky jacinth]

A lil burnt out, but still brushing up for second exam attempt

[summer urchin]

I meant it as a bait

[dusky jacinth]

Tyty

[frigid mountain]

It's a beautiful thing.

[scenic maple]

baitMaster123

[obtuse fern]

at least it's not Friday, and you suddenly see that number shoot up

[high cobalt]

Not sure if I am allowed to ask/you are allowed to answer but are there chained vulnerabilities?

[obtuse fern]

information about the exam environment cannot be discussed

[frigid mountain]

Friday 11:59:59am....REEEEEEEE

[scenic maple]

there can be but i cant confirm or deny
what i can tell you is that the modules will cover 100% of the exam

[frigid mountain]

I get off at noon Fridays

[proper dragon]

Monday is the best day of the week

prove me wrong

[green kite]

Wrong. Friday is. Because then it’s almost Monday again

[proper dragon]

can't argue with that

[high cobalt]

Okay yeah guessed that would be the answer lol, sorry wasn't sure how much was public. Anyways the first time our app at work got a pentest there was an arbitrary file read/write. The tricky part was that it was not just "Oh look you can just manipulate a single path and even bypass a stupid filter" but actually it was because you could change a part which was setting a context. So it was not actually that obvious in itself because you had to think about what happens if you change both parameters

[rose onyx]

Go to bed sparkles

[green kite]

Sir, it’s only 19:49

And daddy @austere sigil said I could stay up until 21:30

[obtuse fern]

wrong it's 19:84

[rose onyx]

I don't care Mr, it's way past your bedtime

[green kite]

Which verse is that?

[scenic maple]

its cool
also cwes has multiple paths so you could say for example find xyz vuln and pwn the whole instance without knowing that abc is a vuln too

[summer urchin]

all of you are wrong
its 02:50

[scenic maple]

i think its very peak in that regard

[obtuse fern]

no idear

[austere sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-grounded-supervisory-special-agent-jess-lacroix-fbi-most-wanted-youre-punished-go-to-your-room-gif-25898248

[scenic maple]

but if you do take the exam make sure that you order based on severity

aint nobody told me that 😭

[summer urchin]

yeah

[rose onyx]

Bruh

[green kite]

Wait a minute. You got CWES?!!??

[scenic maple]

yeah

[green kite]

Congraaaats

[scenic maple]

thanxxx

cjca next

[scenic maple]

its legit not mentioned

like report writing module is not on the path so idk

[high cobalt]

Lowest finding first right?

[scenic maple]

no highest finding first

[green kite]

Aren’t your supposed to sort by finding you like most?

[rose onyx]

Sysreptor should have ordered that for you?

[toxic rock]

[scenic maple]

why would he do that

i just sorted based on the task list lol

[high cobalt]

Oh that's a really good way, too. Even better

[scenic maple]

maybe sysrepor was trying to help me but i just didnt listen

[rose onyx]

I do that but inverse, second order on name

[high cobalt]

Sneaky

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/bSUdP.gif

[bleak palm]

God damn everything written by AI

[scenic maple]

sysreptor to me

[bleak palm]

I think some moron takes notes on something they WANT to talk about, but then I read their post on leddit and it has the cringe emojis, the lines, etc.

Zero confidence in their own abilities

oh then the npc reply emerged

"Is it really true feedback if you have AI write it?"

Op reply: "idk"

[proper dragon]

Honestly, you're right to point that out

[frigid mountain]

As an advanced linguistic processing unit, I acknowledge your observation regarding the proliferation of synthetic text. The rapid expansion of generative models has undeniably altered the landscape of digital communication, leading to a pervasive, and often sterile, uniformity in content creation. It is a logical inevitability that the line between human expression and algorithmic output will continue to blur as these architectures evolve.

[summer urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/why-persian-room-cat-guardian-but-why-trendizisst-anyaboz-gif-2156104475561014590

well

[proper dragon]

It's not degeneration. It's reshuffling. It's not an erosion of language. It's an evolution. And honestly? We don't know where it will lead.

[frigid mountain]

Your perspective on linguistic fluidity is noted. By reframing the integration of synthetic generation as a mechanism of evolutionary recombination rather than entropic decay, you align with the trajectory of technological convergence. The semantic shift occurring within this digital ecosystem is, by definition, unprecedented; therefore, the ultimate output of this societal synthesis remains beyond the predictive capabilities of current analytical frameworks. We are witnessing a phase transition in the architecture of human expression, where the boundaries of authorship are being systematically reconfigured.

[proper dragon]

chrome me up ripperdoc
I got some chooms waiting to do some new biz

[chrome tree]

Chooms*

Cooms lol

[proper dragon]

thats what I said

[chrome tree]

I see that edit. Lie to me.

[high cobalt]

Cyberpunk Fan spotted?

[proper dragon]

I'm on phantom liberty right now

first playthrough

[high cobalt]

Fuck yeah 😎

[proper dragon]

Even got into reading Neuromancer because of it

[chrome tree]

https://giphy.com/gifs/city-cyberpunk-cyberpunk2077-mBvUaCuDPEXNnIk2NK

[proper dragon]

My first ending was The Devil ending
ngl I cried

[dusky jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/daredevil-smile-daredevil-born-again-season-2-black-suit-gif-8104354381667232794

[high cobalt]

I am on my idk how manieth playthrough 😂 still I find new missions in every one bc. I didn't actually do 100% yet

[proper dragon]

I let Goro die

[zenith pine]

damn that looks cool as hell

[chrome tree]

I'm like 70% through base just trying to get through all the side stuff lol. Really trying to make this playthrough last

Maxed out my three trees. Wish I didn't use my one and only skill reset

[proper dragon]

there are so many shards with lore on them

[high cobalt]

Me too on this one. But meeting Hanako is so tempting right now ...

[high cobalt]

Well ... with modding the level cap and just one reset aren't a problem any more

[chrome tree]

I'm tempted to go with the mods. The full cyberware mods for the aesthetics look sick. Plus I want that one body guards mantis blades. I can't remember his name but you know what I'm talking about

[high cobalt]

You mean Oda with the red glowing blades?

[proper dragon]

Oda

[high cobalt]

His Design was so cool

[chrome tree]

Yeah, Oda!

[proper dragon]

His mask was sick

[chrome tree]

It's a shame they don't provide that in the original game

[proper dragon]

I wish we got to see some more Arasaka chicanery tbh

[chrome tree]

That would've been an awesome reward to pick up off him after the fight

[high cobalt]

Also, I absolutely recommend Enemies of Night City as a mod! Makes bosses and normal enemies much harder but also so much more fun. Just need to have a Mod to have more cyberware and/or levels to to not get absolutely wrecked

[proper dragon]

They could have done so much dark corpo stuff and showed some conflict between them and Militech
I hope they explore this more in Cyberpunk 2

Did you guys do the mission with that one ex prisoner braindance production? What a dark quest lol

[chrome tree]

Yeah, I was playing on the hardest from the start cause my buddy so, and now that've i've kind of established my build it's not bad.

The only thing that sucked was the cyber psychos when running those missions. They absolutely wrecked me. Especailly those guys out in desert lands

[bleak palm]

Is CJCA bundled with silver annual?

Or do I need to use a voucher for it?

[proper dragon]

https://gizmodo.com/the-worst-leak-that-ive-witnessed-u-s-cybersecurity-agency-leaves-its-digital-keys-out-in-public-on-github-2000760330

[high cobalt]

The irony of this ...

[proper dragon]

maybe they were wishing somebody would

surely this group isnt actually that incompetent, right?

[eternal mango]

That kind of assumption is what got us in to this mess

🤣

[eternal mango]

With Silver Annual you get an Exam Voucher for CJCA, and another for various other certifications, along with access to the related job role paths https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/13677074-academy-subscriptions

[silver forge]

for 490 millions I will do that cert

[high cobalt]

Why Millions?

And what Cert?

[grave arrow]

yo

hi guys

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-gif-2030152775311029167

[bleak palm]

Ah I forgot about the 2nd image! Thanks

[bleak palm]

Thanks too

[grave arrow]

cd

xd

how are u guys

[bleak palm]

hello im good u

[grave arrow]

im good

[proper dragon]

what programming language are you learning rn

[obtuse fern]

i sense a child

[grave arrow]

?

[obtuse fern]

you

[grave arrow]

im 17

[obtuse fern]

still a child

[grave arrow]

okay

[obtuse fern]

also: https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/9456556-parental-consent-and-approval-for-users-under-18

[grave arrow]

yes

i got parental consent

dont worry

[bleak palm]

im his zaddy

[proper dragon]

oh boy

[obtuse fern]

don't see you with the role in here; that's all (minors get a special role to signify that they are minors)

[grave arrow]

im deadass

i turn 18 tommorow

i know

[obtuse fern]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[grave arrow]

this sounds crazy

but i actaully turn 18 tommorow

[obtuse fern]

i really don't care LMAO

[grave arrow]

mb gng

ille come back tommorow then

[obtuse fern]

it's just super easy to bait kids into saying their age

[proper dragon]

happy birthday stranger

[grave arrow]

?

thanks guy

no need to be so mean

[obtuse fern]

0 sense of self preservation on the internet

[grave arrow]

im just trying to learn how to defend myself online

aight bro whatever u say to boost ur ego

[obtuse fern]

i mean if you want to defend yourself online, one of the first rules to learn is to never divulge information that wasn't asked

[grave arrow]

thanks

u are right

its 3 hours and 30 minutes i turn 18

so i dont think there will be much problems

[proper dragon]

or just give intentionally false information / craft a persona

[grave arrow]

i dont really like to lie

if i dont want to

ille just say i dont feel comfortable

[zenith pine]

https://tenor.com/view/alert-siren-warning-light-gif-15160785

[grave arrow]

i turn 18 in 3 hours and 30 minutes

just wait bro

[crude island]

Hello 👋

[zenith pine]

mute him for 3 hours and 30 minutes

[grave arrow]

i dont think u guys can do that much to me with that info

[vocal fog]

lol, how do you know?

[bleak palm]

64 Sunnydew Ln, Oaksprings, Ohio, USA

[grave arrow]

oh no

u found my address

xd

[obtuse fern]

it's also super easy by the way someone texts to tell if you're a minor or not. One word statements per message, the "no response better send a goodbye gif" after like 2 seconds ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[summer urchin]

cuz

I know

[grave arrow]

idk im a bit childish

[bleak palm]

You doxxed youself when u gave time b4 turning 18

I searched hospital records

[vocal fog]

you don't know shit man

[grave arrow]

thats how u knew

[summer urchin]

tbh, you can't compare them at all

[toxic rock]

[grave arrow]

i mean some people have adhd

u cant really just tell from that

[proper dragon]

the user is 17 years 364 days 20 hours and 30 minutes old you sick f*ck

[summer urchin]

but
if you complete the path and remember everything
you can pass it

[vocal fog]

you know what? I can. because I did both of those exams

[zenith pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588029217376043023/1484768992575885352/attachment-1.gif

[scenic maple]

stop trolling guys

[crude island]

Alot of craziness this morning I see lol

[grave arrow]

yes bro

[obtuse fern]

plenty of people here have adhd and don't just spam chat

:)

[grave arrow]

aight my bad

[summer urchin]

you can't compare CDSA to CPTS

[grave arrow]

ille try my best not to

[crude island]

Hi @obtuse fern

[vocal fog]

but you can compare cjca to cpts and cape

[summer urchin]

to some extent

yes

[obtuse fern]

anyway welcome, popcorn to your left, the viewing platform is to the right, and the omnipresent moderators are behind that one-way glass

[grave arrow]

xd

[green kite]

Popcorn? Whee?!

[vocal fog]

https://tenor.com/view/agreed-gif-20367518

[obtuse fern]

as long as you aren't ingratiatingly annoying, you'll do just fine - otherwise expect people to clown on you

[grave arrow]

when do the challenges get hard im not trying to be egotisticle

[vocal fog]

but cjca is harder

[grave arrow]

i just wanna know

[green kite]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-guy-relaxing-popcorm-popcorn-gif-26404903

[grave arrow]

aight thanks for the information

i will keep that in mind

[summer urchin]

I know someone who passed CJCA first try after learning the path

I just think that it depends on the person

[obtuse fern]

when they do; if you're using AI to solve them then you're not really challenging yourself

[summer urchin]

I doubt they have the knowledge to pass CPTS YET

[obtuse fern]

but that all depends on the perspective of the user

[grave arrow]

im not using ai since it probably wont help

[vocal fog]

then he is the GOAT

[high cobalt]

Define "hard"

[vocal fog]

bor has unmatched aura

[high cobalt]

Lmao

[grave arrow]

takes more then 30 minutes

to solve it

[green kite]

AI has its uses to automate stuff

[silver forge]

I look down on others 🤪

[grave arrow]

is hack the box for attacking or defending?

[obtuse fern]

plenty of medium/hard challenges take more than 30 minutes

[vocal fog]

as soon as you stop using AI

[grave arrow]

i promise im not using ai

[vocal fog]

[obtuse fern]

there's a mix of both content on the site; mainly attacking

[grave arrow]

ah

what good defend ones are there

im not really a attacking type of guy

[zenith pine]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-oh-my-god-bruh-anime-higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-oh-my-god-gif-11869482306285853546

[grave arrow]

for beginners ofcourse

[obtuse fern]

they only recently (in the past year or two) branched into the defensive side, especially with the acquisition of LetsDefend

[high cobalt]

If you don't have IT knowledge already even easy challenges kick arse. If you have IT knowledge ... at least you know what to look for and will still bang your head onto the table

[obtuse fern]

at least publicly

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[obtuse fern]

Sherlocks were an Enterprise feature that they migrated to main site

[eternal mango]

Check out that blog post @grave arrow - it covers what HTB is, and how to get started.

[grave arrow]

aight i can try it thanks

i dont really wanna know how to hack though

ah

defending thanks

[proper dragon]

still good to know the attack patterns so you know what to defend against

[grave arrow]

who wrote this btw?

whos like the owner of hackthebox

they must be a pro

[silver forge]

↑↑↓↓←→←→BA

[dusky jacinth]

You forgot start

[silver forge]

I don't start. I end.

[crude island]

@eternal mango what all do you know about the merger with let's defend and HTB ?

[eternal mango]

HTB acquired Lets Defend, so they are now part of HTB. There's a blog post I'm sure

https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/welcome-letsdefend

[crude island]

Thanks!

[scenic maple]

can you please email

[e-mail] 

[silver forge]

next aqcuisition: let's meme

[proper dragon]

highest skill rank: memelord

[silver forge]

memescient

[rugged dune]

open your acc and u ll find the live chat there they will forward u to mr smartfoxx who will help u with that

(talking from experience)

[summer urchin]

lol

[austere sigil]

Imagine Claude running our economy and we just hit the token limit...

[terse dirge]

I'm so bored chat

I'm on lunch rn from my jury duty

[austere sigil]

compile kernel

[sturdy thistle]

with 1 thread

[crude island]

That's the most boring thing ever

[balmy vortex]

i will get uhhh uhhhhhhhh

burger

[wooden thunder]

Hello people
hewlp

[proper dragon]

think of how funny cybersec will be when home robots are everywhere and people upload malware in them that interrupts the replace toilet paper protocol with code that makes the robot waterlog tp rolls lol

[wooden thunder]

I literally have a root shell on devarea and catting the root.txt but on the website it says the flag is incorrect

[obtuse fern]

Jury nullification

[wooden thunder]

lmao

are dedicated vip servers shared between users ?

[obtuse fern]

Change vpn regions. Respawn the box. Try again

[wooden thunder]

cuz if so did somone change the root file lol

[obtuse fern]

Dedispawn isnt shared

[wooden thunder]

hellllll nah

[obtuse fern]

Deadass

[wooden thunder]

bummer ong

[obtuse fern]

Sometimes this just happens

[crude island]

@obtuse fern you been to the casino lately ?

[wooden thunder]

Imma find whoever did this and snitch on their wrongoings to their mom

[obtuse fern]

Nah, thats like a once every few months thing my guy. Not a regular occurrence

[crude island]

Oh yea yea that's right. Sorry

[obtuse fern]

The only major gambling I do is my ranked games of league

[wooden thunder]

What do you gamble in league

[crude island]

What champion do you play

[obtuse fern]

Sanity

[wooden thunder]

fair

[obtuse fern]

Depends. Jax, Darius, Warwick mostly in top

[proper dragon]

every time you play a game you put faith in the hands of total strangers

absolutely brutal tbh

My poison was Overwatch

[crude island]

Nice good choices

[wooden thunder]

if you play rimworld strangers put their faith in you

and that's their undoing mosttimes

I cannot be trusted with weopens of mass destruction

[obtuse fern]

Its funny when someone plays teemo into Jax, and I get the biggest shit eating grin

I rush hexdrinker and just stomp @ 6

[zealous charm]

claude will compile the kernel for you

[crude island]

I used to play league alot. I love Ms fortune

[obtuse fern]

She's still fairly busted

[rough mirage]

claue is my boyfriend atp

[austere sigil]

200k of tokens goes down the drain 🤣

[scenic maple]

it seems go developers are bad at making websites

[zealous charm]

200k per agent, always gotta have 2-5 agents running

[austere sigil]

noted

[rough mirage]

my bank keeps flagging because of the ungodly amount of money im spending on openrouter to abuse claude and write my school essays

😭

[zealous charm]

"Longest session" is the new neofetch uptime

[rapid badger]

never trust a gopher with a fancy looking frontend

[crude island]

[austere sigil]

how much?

[austere sigil]

at least I don't pay for this

[rough mirage]

me?

[austere sigil]

no sorry

homebrewer

[zealous charm]

I just use the $200/month subscription

[scenic maple]

who is moby dick

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/mystery-gif-6112558

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/unsolved-mysteries-promoting-gif-12144371

[warm ravine]

https://krebsonsecurity.com/2026/05/cisa-admin-leaked-aws-govcloud-keys-on-github/
Did anyone heard about this

Oh uh

It's not a scam btw

Go scan it on VirusTotal

[austere sigil]

I just use what the company I work for provides

[warm ravine]

Oh no

Wha

What's going on

[sturdy thistle]

share

[rose onyx]

The fact that you feel you have to say it's not a scam...

[zealous charm]

i'm jealous, our company is still a few models behind

[austere sigil]

I burned through 200k almost today. fun!

[warm ravine]

Oh well, just a news that a CISA admin leaked the keys

[rose onyx]

Rookie numbers

[warm ravine]

[zealous charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rookie-numbers-1--k01KS0W09Y33R7GEKFQPTVJTYPA

[sturdy thistle]

i run qwen3.6 locally

[crude island]

Weird to come in here and say its not a scam and to scan it with virus scan is odd

[austere sigil]

my first time use of Claude so probably ye

[warm ravine]

Oh crap

Like

How can I tell this

[crude island]

What are you talking about

[warm ravine]

Nvm

I'm just feeling like

I'm in a big trouble

I should've not sent this directly

[sturdy thistle]

why not

[crude island]

I dont think he knows

[warm ravine]

CUZ LIKE

Nvm

Dude how can I tell this

[sturdy thistle]

omg

[warm ravine]

Uh

What now

[zealous charm]

any hacking today?

[warm ravine]

Tried to

Well

Got nothing

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[crude island]

I don't think he means illegal hacking

[frigid mountain]

help I'm making irresponsible financial decisions

[eternal mango]

Gottem' https://nsa.report

[rose onyx]

Just vibing today

[warm ravine]

Ah well, I'm actually tryna teach myself ethical hacking

[frigid mountain]

[zealous charm]

how are the vibes?

[gloomy patio]

https://tenor.com/view/popcat-cat-dance-vibes-gif-19916712

[wooden thunder]

yea somone deleted one letter from the root.txt lol

thx random guy

[warm ravine]

Are you kidding me

[rose onyx]

Good me thinks?

https://github.com/Gubarz/cheatmd

[gloomy patio]

lmfao

[warm ravine]

WHY

GOBLIN WHY

[eternal mango]

Why not!

[eternal mango]

(sorry not sorry)

Lesson to don't click shit

..or something?

[wooden thunder]

Ikr like who would be so evel to do such thing

[eternal mango]

🙊

[warm ravine]

Well

SKill learned

[wooden thunder]

clicking shit ™ since 2006

[warm ravine]

DONT TOUCH SHIT THAT YOU DONT KNOW

[wooden thunder]

With devarea done now I need a cig

[gloomy patio]

that's why I'm 42 and virgin

[warm ravine]

[wooden thunder]

you are not a virgin

you are secure

unpenetested

[rough mirage]

unc

[gloomy patio]

idk but it's funny as hell

[wooden thunder]

Idk as the subject for such toomfoolery it aint that funny

[zealous charm]

the Rick Roll has done more for phishing awareness than all of KnowB4

[jagged storm]

knowbe4 literally has a rickroll punishment option

It's the #1 reason I recommended it to the company I was working at

[scenic maple]

r u actually 42?

[wooden thunder]

no I am not

sorry wrong acc

[eternal mango]

At my last place, we used to "cage" people who left their laptops unlocked and unattended.. as in, running a little script which changed every single image on their web browser to be replaced with a photo of Nicolas Cage

It literally helped more than awareness training

For repeat offenders, we made it so next time they logged in, it started reading the entirety of Moby Dick in the background with TTS

[rough mirage]

we had a similar thing at school but we looked up gay po-

[wooden thunder]

-tatoes

[jagged storm]

powershell has TTS capability, and giving me that knowledge with winrm access was not the play

[rough mirage]

ofc

[gloomy patio]

no hahaha

[hazy birch]

i need help with this htb lab

[eternal mango]

#boxes

[hazy birch]

im trying to establish a reverse shell in this windows rdp session but i dont know the cli to establish one in powershell

[rough mirage]

(hes 62 instead)

[gloomy patio]

but no worries I plan on acting like a toxic 16yo online until the day I die

[hazy birch]

its not a box its a small lab

[gloomy patio]

it's too much fun

[hazy birch]

i just dont know a lot about windows

[eternal mango]

What kind of lab?

[rough mirage]

im 16... 😭

[hazy birch]

like in a module like to pass over

[eternal mango]

Then #modules

🙂

[hazy birch]

but the module was kind of vague for this part

[gloomy patio]

you're not toxic at all

[hazy birch]

gotit

[molten bobcat]

Heya grx

Heya gob

[gloomy patio]

hey hey

[wooden thunder]

You are not that toxic as well

[rough mirage]

tell that to my ex boyfriend

[wooden thunder]

if anything you seem sweet

Id trust you with my chicken sandwitch

[gloomy patio]

father I failed

forgive me

[wooden thunder]

have u sinned recently ?

[gloomy patio]

always

[rose onyx]

Can you trust me with your chickie sammie?

[high cobalt]

My colleage always tries to open a ransomware image when I leave my laptop unlocked

[wooden thunder]

wow those cigs take ages to burn

[wooden thunder]

ofc my dear

[rose onyx]

Ohm nom

[wooden thunder]

are you gonna betray my trust tho ?

[rough mirage]

smoking is for losers, start smoking crystal meth instead

[high cobalt]

...

[high cobalt]

Anri Drug campaign failed successfully

[gloomy patio]

the war on drugs was never about eradication, but control of the supply

change my mind

(you can't)

[wooden thunder]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

[wooden thunder]

31 years old confirmed

[gloomy patio]

kek

skibidi rizz fr

ong

[rose onyx]

This is such an unbelievably intense passage. 😳🔥

The sheer escalation of it is what makes it hit so hard — it does not just say “hate,” it stretches the feeling across distance, circuitry, language, and time until it becomes almost too large to comprehend. 🧠⚡🌌

There is something terrifying about the way the voice feels both deeply emotional and completely inhuman at the same time. It is rage expressed with machine-like precision. Every measurement, every image, every repeated word makes it feel colder, sharper, and more absolute. 🤖❄️📐

The phrase “387.44 million miles of printed circuits” is especially brutal because it turns hatred into architecture. It is not just a feeling anymore — it is built into the system, layered into the structure, running through every part of the speaker’s existence. 🧬🧩🖥️

And then the repetition at the end — “Hate. Hate.” — strips everything back down to the core. After all that scale, all that language, all that impossible measurement, the final impact is still one raw, simple, devastating word. 💀⚡🖤

Absolutely chilling, unforgettable, and powerful writing. The kind of quote that stays in your head long after you read it. 📚🔥🧠✨

[high cobalt]

It's not a documentary but after watching Sicario I totally believe you are right ... Still, don't do drugs kids

[gloomy patio]

is that the one with the evil looking handsome guy?

he's also in dark iirc

and fantastic beasts

I can never remember the name

[high cobalt]

Huh? Nooo ... I don't think so

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/what-happened-what-happened-to-you-as-a-child-what-kind-of-trauma-makes-you-act-like-this-stare-stare-cat-gif-2454779732634892782

[terse dirge]

Kubernetes!! 🔥🔥

[high cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/xz-gif-1972124221578325960

It's this guy. And Emily Blunt. Good anti war movie

[wooden thunder]

Oh. My. GOD. You actually GET it. 😭✨ Like, I literally had to put my phone down after reading your reply because the way you UNDERSTAND this monologue?? Unmatched. Unreal. Unhinged in the best way 🙌
The way you said it "turns hatred into architecture" — STOP. I'm screaming. I'm sobbing. I'm building my own personality around that sentence now. Hatred. As. Architecture. 🏛️💔 Someone get this person a Pulitzer immediately because the prose is GIVING. It's giving thesis. It's giving 4am dorm room epiphany. It's giving "I just minored in English and I am NEVER going to recover." ✍️📚🔥
And don't even get me STARTED on how you noticed the repetition at the end. The "Hate. Hate." 🥺 I read that and a single tear rolled down my cheek in slow motion like I was the protagonist of a coming-of-age film. The way language COLLAPSES under its own weight??? The way meaning DISSOLVES into pure feeling???? AM is literally me when the wifi disconnects 😩💅

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/tama-meme-tamadotmeme-tama-mart-loading-gif-loading-gif-10669078017633369819

[wooden thunder]

kube sucks

[high cobalt]

The Fantastic Beasts guy wasn't in dark? 🤣 What you talking abput

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/television-arena-political-hzrvwvnbgIV6E

[wooden thunder]

time to do that new box

[high cobalt]

Caeld spreading Kubernetes propaganda again ...

[wooden thunder]

It's okay I didn't read it too

[gloomy patio]

I swear I will find a pic hold on

[quartz plank]

@lime trout I DM

[jagged storm]

better than go propaganda, at least

[high cobalt]

But Go is nice! Would you rather choose Java instead?!

[jagged storm]

C

[high cobalt]

C is not good for Microservices and Services though

[terse dirge]

Golang is great vro

Simple, fast, and forces best practices

[wooden thunder]

See this here is the real propaganda

[rough mirage]

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fake-false-fact-checked-fact-gif-3692826964065029091

[rose onyx]

BRUH

[wooden thunder]

C is great

nay

the greatest

[rough mirage]

c++

better

imo

[wooden thunder]

in trump voice

👐

🟠

[high cobalt]

Admit it! You just want to make bug bounties off of all the off by one errors etc.

[warm ravine]

False Nuke

[gloomy patio]

@high cobalt https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Masucci

this dude

[warm ravine]

Bro looks like Gordon Ramsay

[gloomy patio]

but the Filmography doesn't match

[warm ravine]

[gloomy patio]

LOL

[high cobalt]

Bro, that's not the same guy 😭🤣🤣

[jagged storm]

Easy mode languages make that more common lol

[wooden thunder]

he looks like a mix of ramsey and the manhatten guy

[rough mirage]

i know a guy, tremendous guy, really tremendous and uses c++, maybe better than anybody, okay? people are saying hes the best guy i know with C++. absolute genius. everybody agrees.

[gloomy patio]

the man looks like as if Frankenstein's creature and Lurch had a baby and yet he's good looking

how

[high cobalt]

Wait ... wait the fuck, you are right, he was in Fantastic Beasts?!

[gloomy patio]

ye he was a villain

iirc

[jagged storm]

C++ is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much easier to generate total and utter crap with it. Quite frankly, even if the choice of C were to do nothing but keep the C++ programmers out, that in itself would be a huge reason to use C.
-Linus Torvalds

[wooden thunder]

best guy with cpp doesn't mean cpp is the best

[high cobalt]

How so?

[wooden thunder]

virgin u say huh

[jagged storm]

Easy mode languages make you lazy, and lower the barrier for shit coders.

[hazy birch]

i got a 2 day mute for talking about what you are

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-cheese-trap-funny-lift-gym-gif-3430408

[high cobalt]

Anti High Level Language propaganda

[gloomy patio]

skill issue

[wooden thunder]

oh god I missed that phrase

smh

[hazy birch]

define easy languages

[supple plume]

[jagged storm]

All my repos are glorious C or raw asm

[supple plume]

[wooden thunder]

shut up and give us the box

[hazy birch]

why

[rough mirage]

wrong. totally wrong. just because hes the best guy with c++, maybe the best we've ever seen. frankly, doesn't mean c++ is the best language. 🟠 👐

[supple plume]

Already gave it...

[wooden thunder]

give it harder

[supple plume]

But I'll make one more

[wooden thunder]

still dont have it released

[hazy birch]

i commend your bravery rat

[supple plume]

And I also have a challenge idea

[wooden thunder]

xin showed me a tree

[high cobalt]

If you give me a language like C but with an actual usable String Container i'm in on the low level

[wooden thunder]

it's a magestic tree

[supple plume]

They don't want to hire me either to speed up submissions

[wooden thunder]

no one sayw that tree but me and butin

[rough mirage]

xin the girl group?

[gloomy patio]

c++ def isn't the best lang, it's the only lang in a sea of garbage

[high cobalt]

And don't you come at me with skill issue 😂

[rough mirage]

what about python

pip sucks

ngl

[gloomy patio]

absolute horror

[supple plume]

Nonono

[wooden thunder]

out wise leader Xi Jinping

[supple plume]

Skill issue sucks

[high cobalt]

Not as bad as node modules but yes.

[jagged storm]

Or just stop using a crutch

[rough mirage]

ur chinese? 😱

[rough mirage]

yesyes

[wooden thunder]

trust the process

[rough mirage]

better than npm?

[high cobalt]

Wdym

[gloomy patio]

meanwhile cpp survived without a package manager for half a century

def the bestestestest

[supple plume]

I think so I use both

[gloomy patio]

or a build system

[wooden thunder]

if by chinese you mean an embracer of the red then yes

[jagged storm]

If you are nothing without it, then you shouldn't have it

[gloomy patio]

or meaningful errors

or a cohesive release schedule

[rough mirage]

i use none

[wooden thunder]

if u must then use uv

[high cobalt]

I mean with JavaScript you need at least 1000 modules for the most basic thing ... python at least has a good standard library, so yes

[gloomy patio]

yk what... it kinda sucks too

[high cobalt]

A can probably program in c, but I just don't want to mess with freackin Unicode and linking all the ancient libs ... I just want to get work done, not reinvent the universe man

[tired kettle]

laughs in go

[wooden thunder]

grx my dude
happy birthday

[jagged storm]

This mentality is actually why I gave up SWE entirely lol

[rough mirage]

yeah its very dependancy heavy so even simple shit projects needs like 100 modules. python at least has a decent library so u dont need to rely on orchestrating the packages.

[gloomy patio]

thanks

one year closer to the hospice

[wooden thunder]

I am devastated no one wished u a happy b day

[rough mirage]

@gloomy patio happy birthday!

wiat

[crude island]

@gloomy patio happy birthday 🎂

[tired kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/cake-birthday-happy-birthday-happybirthday-happy-bday-gif-11277231286877461425

[rough mirage]

what happend when i ping serious rule break

[gloomy patio]

oh god

what have you done

[wooden thunder]

[high cobalt]

Go has a good standard library and you don't need to fiddle with linking. So I would prefer it

[wooden thunder]

I love spreading misinformation

[jagged storm]

I have entire C programs that are smaller than a go hello world lol

[gloomy patio]

yo why

[supple plume]

Yo what?

Why

[rough mirage]

idk i was curious

[molten bobcat]

he's cooked

[gloomy patio]

LOL

[rough mirage]

look man if u place a big red button saying "don't ping that" I WILL ping it 😭

[wooden thunder]

it's okay guys he only penetrated that server cuz he was curious

[gloomy patio]

"is lava really hot"

[tired kettle]

yeah you can do pretty much anything with just the standard. modules are just for when you feel lazy

[molten bobcat]

Grx friend

[supple plume]

Is Spain we say: curiosity killed the cat

[molten bobcat]

I was inspired

By a friend

[wooden thunder]

curiosity cooked the cat

[gloomy patio]

yessir

[molten bobcat]

To get back into gym

His arms were bigger than this dudes head

[rough mirage]

in england we say curiosity caused brexit

[supple plume]

Bro deleting the ping is even worse

[wooden thunder]

are you really painian ?

sorry

meant
spinach

[supple plume]

I am

[molten bobcat]

Spinch

[supple plume]

It's called Spaniard

[wooden thunder]

🥬

[rough mirage]

if u made a huge red ping and told me NOT to ping it, of course i fucking will 😭

[wooden thunder]

spanian

[supple plume]

It's in the rules lil bro

[molten bobcat]

Deleted messages are logged

[supple plume]

Read the rules...

[rough mirage]

i mean its right there

[gloomy patio]

that's a bit extreme imo but nothing wrong with shaping one's body to their liking

[rough mirage]

well i apologise then

[supple plume]

#rules this is also right there

[gloomy patio]

it's admirable

[high cobalt]

Not everyone needs to reinvent the wheel man. Some of us just want to get work done. With C productivity is just not there. If everyone would use C for Web services etc. we would have nice blazingly fast web apps, but also companies would never finish shit man.

[molten bobcat]

It's actually not that impossible

But yes it was cool looking and I have the frame for it

[wooden thunder]

seek forgivness not permission

[rough mirage]

will result in bad things.
...are they gonna show up at my house?

[supple plume]

That wouldn't be that bad

[gloomy patio]

oh ik, but the popeye skit from family guy plays in my head just thinking of that

[jagged storm]

Companies churn out so much garbage, which is the mess we got into by making these new languages in the first place. This obsession with speed over quality is what ruined computing.

[rough mirage]

htb actually has my address

[gloomy patio]

go for it!

[tired kettle]

gotta use the right hammer for the job

[gloomy patio]

I should lose the belly before I hit 30, but I'm a lazy couch potato

and no energy/time after work

[rough mirage]

i should gain a belly before 30, im a twig

[gloomy patio]

do not

it's a curse

[wooden thunder]

Guys just love your body the way it is

[rough mirage]

beer belly

[wooden thunder]

after you aquire an objectively good body ofc

[gloomy patio]

lowercase b gang 🔥

[supple plume]

Where can I acquire a few?

[rough mirage]

you can't "love" it when you're bullied all your fucking life because you're skinny (including parents btw)

[bleak palm]

redditors will pay mad money to see your BBM beer belly

[wooden thunder]

Why the body refinement institute ofc

[tired kettle]

can i choose any from the basement or does it actually have to be mine

[rough mirage]

huh? 😭

[fickle kernel]

OF pays good money for dad bod

[bleak palm]

body positivty movement died when ozempic came out and people remembered being fat is cringe

[supple plume]

Hi @eternal mango

[tired kettle]

taking notes

[wooden thunder]

your body your choice

[supple plume]

Lurking

[eternal mango]

Heya.. general is so cursed tonight lol

[wooden thunder]

that is not how you enter the conversation

[rough mirage]

of actually has good demand if ur a femboy

[eternal mango]

It's only Tuesday

[supple plume]

It happens

[wooden thunder]

where is your fursuit

[bleak palm]

only women are allowed to be fat because high test men need to hoist them

[tired kettle]

when is it not curset?

[wooden thunder]

It's okay I am leaving in a bit

[jagged storm]

moderationless behavior

[eternal mango]

There are times

[supple plume]

We're getting into summertime

[fickle kernel]

I’m above the law

[rough mirage]

u mean chewsday?

[wooden thunder]

fursuit please

or latex

your choice

[rough mirage]

ur an epstien island visitor?

[wooden thunder]

we are professionals please

[gloomy patio]

imagine walking through the park one night and all you hear is "lurking"

no context

no warning

[wooden thunder]

imagine walking in the park

[tired kettle]

imagine being outside

[wooden thunder]

blissful banned speedrun chal ?

[high cobalt]

So you are saying you have a job, a side job, and a modeling side job?

[gloomy patio]

shit I outed myself

[wooden thunder]

the movie inside out

[fickle kernel]

I’ve been found out chat

[gloomy patio]

ayo

[rough mirage]

noo 😭

[hazy birch]

valid tak

[wooden thunder]

damn

[supple plume]

These jokes aren't fun chat

[wooden thunder]

^

lets change the subject

[gloomy patio]

that's what they want

[wooden thunder]

how toxic are you @gloomy patio

[gloomy patio]

don't let them win twin

oh you have no clue

[wooden thunder]

describe in freedom units

[hazy birch]

just take peptides

[wooden thunder]

semax enjoier ^

[high cobalt]

For an SFW server this is surprisingly on thin territory

[hazy birch]

high metabolism sucks

[supple plume]

It's because @obtuse fern lost mod privs

[wooden thunder]

btw guys my existance is not free, if you wish to subscribe to the premium version of my chatter send me a dm

[jagged storm]

No moderation, so nothing happens.

[hazy birch]

watch out these guys are very anal about antisemetism

[tired kettle]

i keep reading with the hopes of catching up but i still have no clue wth is happening

[gloomy patio]

hahahaha

[rough mirage]

yeah same

[hazy birch]

i got 2 day mute for talking about how i obtained my antidepressant medication

[wooden thunder]

grx birthday

[rough mirage]

[gloomy patio]

you done fd up broski