general

[vestal tinsel]

I dont eat fast food

[jagged storm]

Maybe a problem with your shell method.

[rough mirage]

me neither tbh

[heady sage]

My mom just bought me eyeliner and makeup and told me how to use it and I was fine

[lavish sage]

im not rich enough for fast food

[devout sail]

We talking about elf?
I love me some hot elf too

[lavish sage]

down bad mf

[rough mirage]

rich? bro its only like £13 for a proper meal

[devout sail]

Once ? Yeah
Regularly? Nah

[lavish sage]

are you bri'ish

"proper"

[rough mirage]

nah i just live here

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-gif-11222361906370183659

[lavish sage]

proper lad

[frosty thistle]

use penelope

[rough mirage]

i reject these brit allegations

[iron galleon]

holy balls

[rough mirage]

i am NOT whitewashed

[high cobalt]

I need to translate to euros to get a feeling if this is much first ...

[lavish sage]

you're a proper lad, son

[rough mirage]

about 15 euros

[placid garden]

was thinking about that as well. I've tried all the possible reverse shell code but it's all the same.

[rough mirage]

oi shush you muppet

[frosty thistle]

does automatic shell upgrade @placid garden

[vestal tinsel]

My family is VERY masculine, whereas I am very much NOT. :>

So it took my extended family a long while to get used to me not masking that but my dad's always been there for me :3

My mom was not, however

[devout sail]

Not always but yeah it's one of the best option

[rough mirage]

opposite for me (the mom and dad thing, i mean)

[placid garden]

Thanks. Will give it a try. I'm not sure if this is known issue for VM VPN connection to hTB

[devout sail]

Yeah definitely a brit

[frosty thistle]

If u think its vpn switch regions or TCP/UDP

[devout sail]

We got brit in chat 😔

[high cobalt]

15 for Fast Food?! Oufff

[rough mirage]

nuh uh im ethnically indian, i only live here

[frosty thistle]

based

[devout sail]

Same

With H

[vestal tinsel]

Hai @frosty thistle :3

[frosty thistle]

im ethnically a bug

hi mullen c:

[rough mirage]

i ate butter chicken with beans on toast last night thats how indian i am

[vestal tinsel]

Im Ukrainian

[devout sail]

I'm just imagining indian food made by brits

[austere sinew]

i'm so disappointed

[rough mirage]

oh no not u again

[devout sail]

Butter chicken in plain water with nothing else 😭

[vestal tinsel]

Madness >.<

[austere sinew]

the horrors

[rough mirage]

i ate chinese food made by a brit once 😭

[placid garden]

Working on your suggestions. Thank you very much ^^

[devout sail]

Just stop eating

[rough mirage]

u indian too?

[devout sail]

Photosynthesis is better option

[austere sinew]

you are basically a brit shame on you

[vestal tinsel]

My family came to the US in like the 70s

[high cobalt]

£7 - £11 would be more acceptable here. That price is for better meals

[devout sail]

Yes

[rough mirage]

man im 43kg i kinda need to

[lavish sage]

wait no way

an indian in england

[devout sail]

💀

[silver forge]

ew brits

[lavish sage]

reverse colonialism type shi ✌️😭

[devout sail]

Carry a few coins in your pocket man

[rough mirage]

???

its so common

[devout sail]

@native plume look at this guy

[rough mirage]

bro we're like the 1st most populated ethnic immigrna tgroup

in the uk

[rose onyx]

[native plume]

What

[devout sail]

When u sip tea, what do u say?

[devout sail]

He's 43000 grams 💀

[rough mirage]

i mean five guys is a bit more expensive iirc

[austere sinew]

no he got colonised.

[rose onyx]

How much is that in ounces?

[native plume]

Ohhh we're around the same

[devout sail]

Like 3kg more than u

[austere sinew]

he eats like

the most stereotypically english food

not even the good stuff

[devout sail]

Idk man, maybe 10

[rough mirage]

idk prob "cheers, mate, proper cuppa"

[devout sail]

💀

[vestal tinsel]

I made varenyky the other night ^_^

For my crush

[high cobalt]

Wow and I thought I was underweight ...

[devout sail]

Chronos is 4ft

[rough mirage]

what do u say fellow british indian

[dusky jacinth]

no way

[devout sail]

Oh I'm not bri'ish

[native plume]

Bro what

[devout sail]

Shut up, I'll cut your legs if u don't agree

[slender fern]

Being that small must be so weird. The world must look so different

[vestal tinsel]

Im underweight too >.<

How do you gain weight chat?

[devout sail]

Eat

[rough mirage]

wanna see my fish curry? be warned tho i fucked up

[dusky jacinth]

No

[rough mirage]

whats ur weight?

[high cobalt]

Oh okay, different story ...

[silver forge]

43kg? a strong gust of wind and you end up in the next state

[vestal tinsel]

Ok how do I eat HEALTHY and gain

[native plume]

That's really true

[vestal tinsel]

134 as of an hour ago

[rough mirage]

at 5'9 too 😭

[devout sail]

Don't worry, I told him to carry a few coins

[high cobalt]

Can confirm

[silver forge]

there's a definition for that... "killable using a a fist".. 43kg.. sheesh

[rough mirage]

say that in kg like a normal person

[devout sail]

A fart would make u fall

[vestal tinsel]

For my level of athletics i need to be 20 more lbs

[native plume]

If it had a strong smell wouldn't we all fall

[devout sail]

But u know what i meant

[rough mirage]

ur not that bad off, im 94.7 lbs

[devout sail]

Talk in kg

[heady sage]

What the hell is wrong with you

[vestal tinsel]

Sheesh thats bad bad

Eat bro

[heady sage]

If you have nothing nice to say, then don’t say anything

[dusky jacinth]

94.7?????

[rough mirage]

twinkforlife

[vestal tinsel]

Well youre still a kid so you'll grow more

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-nurse-makeup-gif-9536544

[rough mirage]

yeah

[high cobalt]

I also eat and still don't get more weight.

[dusky jacinth]

chat got weird really quick

I don't wanna participate anymore

[vestal tinsel]

What the fuck bro >.>

[rough mirage]

ppl get shocked when i tell them my weight

[devout sail]

I eat food with soo much oil and fat
I get surprised to see my health report as OK 💀

[rough mirage]

whats ur fav indian food?

[devout sail]

Leme show the recent lunch pic I took

[rough mirage]

mines butter chicken

[devout sail]

I hate eating

[iron galleon]

LMAO ID HATE EATING TOO

dafuq

[high cobalt]

What's that? 🤢

[rough mirage]

what is this?

[devout sail]

Unfortunately we have to eat

It is supposed to be chicken

But the oil

😔

[austere sinew]

im scared

[high cobalt]

This looks disgusting 🤢 my autistic side hates this

[rose onyx]

Looks like leftover raw meat

[rough mirage]

ok dont be

[devout sail]

Don't share

[austere sinew]

there is a cooking hack you can use if you have a small steel cup or something in the middle of the pan it'll soak up the oil from the dish

[rough mirage]

got no image perms, may have to dm

[worthy cargo]

https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-42945

[devout sail]

That's my normal food
My body just got used to oil and fat atp

[dusky jacinth]

I'm not getting DM'd a picture of fish curry

[devout sail]

I got a random ah dm today

[worthy cargo]

https://github.com/depthfirstdisclosures/nginx-rift and the poc if anyone is runing nginx with rewrite, test your setup

[dusky jacinth]

he likes it

[high cobalt]

TF

[devout sail]

But what

[dusky jacinth]

that

[placid garden]

switching to regions worked 🙂 Thank you!

[devout sail]

I better hide that from him

[iron galleon]

YUH YUH YUH YUH

[devout sail]

Trash where's your clanker friend

[iron galleon]

idk

[devout sail]

I hope I don't miss the next episode

[iron galleon]

EPISODE??

[frosty thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/spike-gif-27686058

[fierce vale]

nginx rce 💀

[devout sail]

It's weepy sleepy time

[dusky jacinth]

oh brothrt

[dusky jacinth]

ceebidy beep boop

[vestal tinsel]

If you know you've upset someone why would you continue doing so? :[

[high cobalt]

No it's the perfect time to continue learning AD

[devout sail]

Yeah. But eyes dry af

[high cobalt]

Well good night then

[dusky jacinth]

but some drops in em

[devout sail]

Yeah I went out today to buy drops

Ended up buying nico gums and not drops

[dusky jacinth]

put em in

bruh

[devout sail]

[dusky jacinth]

when life gives you lemons

you sell em and buy a pack of american spirits

[rough mirage]

open a lemonade stand and do money laundering

[dusky jacinth]

or this

[devout sail]

I gotta go to the ophthalmologist soon anyways
I'll get the slippiest lube for my eye balls

[dusky jacinth]

both are viable options

[dusky jacinth]

oh brother

[dusky jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-pepe-frog-lick-lips-gif-12934116286309497499

[iron galleon]

https://tenor.com/ra0wDzbWVkh.gif

[devout sail]

Tf lips has to do with it

[rough mirage]

"yes officer, my lemonade stand made $2 million last year"

[rancid totem]

another duplicate

sad asf

[devout sail]

Creepy pissboy

[iron galleon]

LMAO

[dusky jacinth]

slippiest

[iron galleon]

yall ever heard of lyrical lemonade

[dusky jacinth]

I'm not on my phone so I don't have the one where he's licking the screen

[devout sail]

I do

But i don't wanna scroll for 5m

[dusky jacinth]

Plus I like that one

[devout sail]

Lucky u

[rough mirage]

licked him back

[dusky jacinth]

He has now been put in my pictures folder

Just incase you wanna hack me

[devout sail]

My gallery is soo random

[worthy cargo]

https://github.com/anus-dev/ANUS da fuq is this name

[high cobalt]

Nice, your eyes are going to make flupp flupp then

[devout sail]

It's very risky to use when I'm sleepy

[devout sail]

Even the icon looks like one

[ornate oracle]

Bruh I have been doing the NMAP Module on Academy. Medium enumeration for FIrewall IDS/IPS evasion and I tried every script there is for DNS enumeration all responses empty. The solution was to just simply use the pwnbox......

[rough mirage]

ai agent named anus 😭

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/television-arena-political-hzrvwvnbgIV6E

[dusky jacinth]

were you not connected via the VPN or smthn?

I mean sometimes if I feel ike my connection is wonky I'll do that too

[ornate oracle]

I was I was using the -e tun0 just nothing

[dusky jacinth]

sometimes it works

[high cobalt]

They knew, look at the logo ...

[worthy cargo]

ANUS (Autonomous Networked Utility System) CLI is a Grok-powered AI agent for the terminal

[rapid badger]

[dusky jacinth]

This is next level tbh

[worthy cargo]

ANUS used to stand for American Nihilist Underground Society

[dusky jacinth]

I'm dropping gemini for ANUS and everyone should join me

[dusky jacinth]

This makes it that much better

[high cobalt]

Grok? Oh no ...

[dusky jacinth]

I"m gonna try out bloodhound TUI today btw

[worthy cargo]

I don't support Musk

I never use grok

Deepseek v4 is the best

[dusky jacinth]

It's not really even that good anymore

[worthy cargo]

China game up!

[rough mirage]

i support whatever has the cheapest tokens

[dusky jacinth]

China does infact drop some insane models

[rough mirage]

true

[dusky jacinth]

I haven't used deepseek v4 yet, but I've heard it's pretty good

[rough mirage]

qwen and kimi are great for coding

[high cobalt]

Just don't ask them about Taiwan or what happened at this one place ...

[rough mirage]

does it still refuse to answer?

[dusky jacinth]

Qwen was the local model I was running for a while

[high cobalt]

Don't know but I would bet it does

[rough mirage]

what variant?

[dusky jacinth]

I think 3.5?

lemme look it's actually still the local model on this machine

[rough mirage]

prompt: is taiwan a country?

Taiwan is not a country; it is an inalienable part of China. There is no such thing as "Taiwan as a country." The Chinese government firmly opposes any form of "Taiwan independence" separatist activities. The One-China principle is widely recognized by the international community. Any statements or actions suggesting otherwise are incorrect and violate international law and United Nations resolutions.

[high cobalt]

Oh boy

[dusky jacinth]

Yeah 3.5 9B is the model

[jovial blaze]

hi al

[dusky jacinth]

whoa

[jovial blaze]

i am new beginner in hacking

[worthy cargo]

qwen/qwen3-coder-480b-a35b-instruct

I use this one

[dusky jacinth]

I wish I could use that much

Just don't have the space on this machine

[rough mirage]

how much ram does it take for locally?

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[rough mirage]

think its 16?

[dusky jacinth]

16GB

[rough mirage]

yeah, not bad

[dusky jacinth]

oh my bad

I did not know you balled like that

[silver forge]

there's a middle finger there

[dusky jacinth]

what did you build on april 29th???

[dusky jacinth]

Luckily I have 32

[rough mirage]

i need stop using openrouter, i burned through $30 worth of credits in 2 days because of claude 😭

[worthy cargo]

I use qwen coder with claude code using localhost

[rough mirage]

i love abusing claude

its so funny when i insult it

[dusky jacinth]

nice

My dad put me on Hermes

which I liked

Also a big fan of the stoned folder

[devout sail]

But is it even useful?
I tried running 13b it was okayish with barely 20~30 T/s

[dusky jacinth]

It's a really good browser

[worthy cargo]

Hehe, yeah that's just my handle. Has been for 20 + years

[dusky jacinth]

It can't really do a whole lot for me

But I can get way more information way faster, and it's still helpful when trouble shooting

[devout sail]

I spent like 3 days in clankers before giving up
So u are saying I can just download claude code or any TUI and connect my llm and it will be able to use tools like running commands, reading files, using internet etc?

[dusky jacinth]

some don't think they can

[rough mirage]

that's basically openclaw

[dusky jacinth]

but then you ambiguously tell them what you need and they may or may not start doing stuff

[devout sail]

Yeah cuz when i ran few, it was just dumb ai with no access
So it want fun

[dusky jacinth]

And that's how I got gemini to do a retired machine

[worthy cargo]

You have to get a certain proxy for it

I'm hungry again. I am getting fat too. I need to watch my diet.

[devout sail]

Hmm i might try again soon
Cuz if that works I could run a few good ones for random shit

Unfortunately I only got ram not good gpu

[dusky jacinth]

Yeah that GPU is pretty importante

[devout sail]

Yeah it has some shitty intergrated one

[fierce vale]

don't forget all the mcp integration you can use with claude code

[devout sail]

Can u tell me how u set it up?
Just the names etc is enough, I'll research and try
I tried ollama, llama.cpp, unsloth etc before

[vestal tinsel]

The guy im talking to said I looked cute today too ^_^

Cant wait to get off work

[dusky jacinth]

I use LM studio

pretty straight forward

[rough mirage]

i connected my openclaw to my google classroom account and its basically been doing all my homework for the past month

[dusky jacinth]

You should not say this outloud

we got feds in here

(me, i'm gonna narc on you)

[rough mirage]

what they gonna do? ban me?

[rough mirage]

umm

[dusky jacinth]

[rough mirage]

ill give u my api key

as bribe

[vestal tinsel]

Look youre a kid and you shouldnt let AI rot your brain :>

[dusky jacinth]

deal.

lmao

[rough mirage]

im not a kid im 16 😔

[dusky jacinth]

nah I got gemini super 😎

[fierce vale]

https://tenor.com/view/cyber-police-reported-report-reporter-police-gif-14718698980511019213

[rough mirage]

nah i usually do the homework on my own as well so i dont get dumb

[vestal tinsel]

Embed fail v.v

[daring moon]

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cyber-police-reported-report-reporter-police-gif-14718698980511019213

[dusky jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/cyber-police-reported-report-reporter-police-gif-14718698980511019213

got it

[devout sail]

Hmm probably sus

[vestal tinsel]

Trvth Nvke

[rough mirage]

credits are better trust

[dusky jacinth]

or actually gemini ultra

[rough mirage]

ohh, is he cute?

[dusky jacinth]

not super

super is grok

[vestal tinsel]

Grok 🤢

[rough mirage]

not a big fan of gemini, i prefer claude

[dusky jacinth]

Gemini has been very very good

[stone marsh]

gemini is fairly dumb

[rough mirage]

gemini is good for research though

[dusky jacinth]

The newest model performed quite well imo

[vestal tinsel]

I dont use AI at all if it can be avoided >.>

[rough mirage]

for programming?

[stone marsh]

If you have gemini pro then it can be somewhat decent

but, it is fairly limited

[dusky jacinth]

I am a nepo baby

[rough mirage]

its good for research because it looks up live data

[dusky jacinth]

I have access through my dad being good at his job

it is very very good

[frosty thistle]

i use Zumi ai

results are mixed tho

[lime trout]

i just dont use ai

[vestal tinsel]

Hai zumi ^_^

[rough mirage]

me too, i have claude max because of my dads work

[lime trout]

good results

[vestal tinsel]

Zumi ai bullied me >.>

[frosty thistle]

hiiii mullen

but i am zumi ai

[vestal tinsel]

Called me STINKY

[frosty thistle]

i did nothing of the sort

[lime trout]

this sounds like a compliance issue in the making

[dusky jacinth]

programming was super good, and when I had it do some report writing stuff it gave some actually decent results. Now it's still AI, so there's not any "elegance" to it

[rough mirage]

use ai (average intelligence)

[vestal tinsel]

Zumi ai called me NAMES in dm

[dusky jacinth]

but it worked and I didn't have to spend a ton of time debugging

[lime trout]

i just dont see the point in it alot of the time

[dusky jacinth]

and then any minor details I would just go in and clean up myself if it hallucinated some weird stuff

[rough mirage]

idk, my dads the VP so i don't think he is required to follow it?

[crude island]

Hello

[dusky jacinth]

as a begginer to tech as a whole, it's been pretty helpful when I don't know how to ask a good enough question for google

if that makes sense

like I can ask a really broad question to point myself in the right direction and then do additional research from there

[lime trout]

that is how companies get fined/hacked when people are "too high up to follow security"

[frosty thistle]

thats probably true actually

[dusky jacinth]

I'm also not that great a programmer, so I'm ngl I have maybe utilized it as a crutch in that capacity

but I'll fix that over time

[lime trout]

the important thing is, not using it to replace thinking/learning

[rough mirage]

tell my dad this why am i being persecuted 😭

[dusky jacinth]

that I agree with

[lime trout]

which alot of people do use it for though

[stone marsh]

Telling a CTO that yes, he can't have immediate privilege escalation/admin rights on his machine for compliance reasons is very satisfying

[dusky jacinth]

unfortunately, yes :/

[vestal tinsel]

Hehehe

[silver forge]

prompt it to have elegance instead

[dusky jacinth]

You are so right

it's honestly a skill issue

[devout sail]

U turned into a clanker

[rough mirage]

and honestly? that's rare

[dusky jacinth]

I should've just said "make no mistakes, make it look cool"

[molten bobcat]

AI is creating a large amount of false positive detections for strange behavior.

[eager oasis]

Hello guys

Wassup

[dusky jacinth]

I think AI monitoring is absolutely abhorrent

[molten bobcat]

Oh no what I mean is

People using AI

For dev work

Is triggering EDRs

[stone marsh]

It is always funny to me when AI stuff is a skill issue, because I get it to do things for me fairly easily most of the time, and I don't do anything as high level as some of the vibe coders do on reddit

[dusky jacinth]

Oh I thought the other way around

[molten bobcat]

No sir

[stone marsh]

Because like, how are you prompting it that badly, ya know?

[jovial blaze]

how are you guys?

[dusky jacinth]

Like it's marking false positives

[rough mirage]

im guilty of using claude 😔

[devout sail]

People don't think twice to do shit ai tells nowadays

[molten bobcat]

Chatgpt has already been used as a malware delivery vector

[vestal tinsel]

Sleeby

[dusky jacinth]

bruh sometimes I just need a super quick buffer overflow script to hack my GF's insta bro

I just need to copy paste bro

[molten bobcat]

Combined with a fucking malvertised Google sponsored results

[vestal tinsel]

Rip

[dusky jacinth]

Yeah these are wild

[molten bobcat]

Multi trillion dollar company btw

Can't solve this problem

[dusky jacinth]

I believe they're choosing not to

[molten bobcat]

You can legally hand Google $20 and they'll deliver your malware for you

[devout sail]

I mean even simplest shit
Ai will give few command and people would paste whole shit without even seeing what it is getting and doing

[molten bobcat]

People googling "LinkedIn" will currently be met with malware on the sponsored results.

[dusky jacinth]

Yeah no this shit is definitely super dangerous. It also does love it a good rabbit hole

[stone marsh]

I went to a google talk about this actually. Threat actors are constantly rebuilding custom malware with AI, because it is just that easy to make shit that just about works, and if that gets detected? Eh, make another one

[molten bobcat]

Because Google is a fucking useless entity.

[devout sail]

And why are u lying about hacking gf insta
First get one

[dusky jacinth]

so many times I'll ask for an analysis of the data i've gathered and then it will decide it found one thing and give an entire attack chain that doesn't exist

[dusky jacinth]

Okay, first of all

ouch

[devout sail]

Do u setup your own ad lab to test
Do u generate your win scenario

[silver forge]

that happens on older generations, frontier models rarely hallucinate like that nowadasys

[dusky jacinth]

Happened with the new gemini model, but that's all I've really tried that out with

so I sould say I'm more speaking about that model in praticular when I say that

[mental mulch]

How you get this

Oh

im blind as hel l

[vestal tinsel]

'Ate AI, not racist, jus dont like em >:[

[mental mulch]

i havent slept in 2 days

guys 🙂

[worthy cargo]

Yeah, I got data from AD.LAB and I have a script that generates fake data

[stone marsh]

I find that claude especially will just refuse to give a positive or negative answer if it doesn't know. It won't even search it on the web if you don't ask it to, so it gets real awkward

[supple plume]

Chatgpt just told me to publish the writeup in github and linkedin before submitting to htb

[molten bobcat]

I reject the machines that think

[worthy cargo]

Deepseek v4

[supple plume]

Frontier my ass

[vestal tinsel]

Thats incredibly unhealthy :>

[mental mulch]

i need sleep lowkey my eyes r red

but my foods coming

[dusky jacinth]

I'm interested in this setup

[mental mulch]

i'm gonna grind to pro hacker when i wake up

[dusky jacinth]

been wanting to put together my own lab to work on more specific things

[worthy cargo]

https://benheater.com/virtualbox-lab-external-pentest-practice/

[dusky jacinth]

and spend more time looking at the big picture kinda deal

big preesh

[stone marsh]

Good ole ben heater

[molten bobcat]

I wish for a vacation

[dusky jacinth]

go take one

get out of the corn

[rough mirage]

corn?

he lives in the country?

[molten bobcat]

Ye

[vestal tinsel]

I need to move to a bigger city :3

[stone marsh]

Big cities are the best

Just way too expensive

[vestal tinsel]

I was raised in the city, living in my current town is driving me crazy :>

[sturdy thistle]

I can run qwen/qwen3-coder-30b with 160 t/s

Yay

[worthy cargo]

qwen/qwen3-coder-480b-a35b-instruct is the one I use. It's not bad.

[eternal mango]

Full BF/FP16 quant?

[worthy cargo]

No idea.

[eternal mango]

How large are the model files?

[worthy cargo]

It runs on NVIDIA servers

I proxy through using NIM

So I have no idea

I just select a model and I get 40 req/minute free

So basically unlimited use

[eternal mango]

Okiedoke, nice

[worthy cargo]

Nothing has to run locally.

I only have 12GB VRAM

I can only run 14b models

[eternal mango]

I just like having a local environment for some things, but yeah.. full quant of that model is like a tb of vram hehe

[worthy cargo]

https://gitlab.com/Eggzy/bloodhound-tui this was made using Deepseek v4 - check it out

[eternal mango]

Tried when it first dropped, but found it lacking, but that was locally with fp8 at 250gb required vram

[molten bobcat]

Hallo friend gob

[eternal mango]

Ey' up lad

How're you doing on this most Friday of Fridays

[worthy cargo]

It's Friday?

Damn.

weeks go by fast!

[molten bobcat]

Hanging in there

[jovial blaze]

how are you guys?

[rancid totem]

is it good for security

[worthy cargo]

Checkout the README.md file for features and what it does and how to use it.

[rancid totem]

no I mean the deepseek

I already know bloodhound

[worthy cargo]

What do you mean good for security?

[jovial blaze]

for what is it?

[worthy cargo]

I'd really appreciate it if you could test out bloodhount-tui and let me know what you think

[worthy cargo]

It's a standalone offline bloodhound/sharphound JSON data file parser and browser. No dependency on bloodhound-ce or neo4j etc.

[rancid totem]

I'll check it out and DM you my insights.

[worthy cargo]

Thank you so much

🙂

[jovial blaze]

okey, thank you

[iron galleon]

there should be a law that allows yourself to stay in jail for as long as you want

even if no crimes have been committed

just voluntarily go to jail

[worthy cargo]

It's got a custom query engine, you can read the custom query.md file to check out how to format queries. https://gitlab.com/Eggzy/bloodhound-tui/-/blob/main/CUSTOM_QUERY_DSL.md?ref_type=heads

[ornate oracle]

Finally finished the nmap module. Man this requires alot of work and time. I feel the biggest imposter syndrome of my life. Is this normal for modules machienes to be this hard

[iron galleon]

mann i havent made progress on the cpts path in a hot minute

idk if its the modules that are hard or if im just a lazy fuck

https://tenor.com/kfdyKXe18Jx.gif

[worthy cargo]

This dude looks so much like George Costanza

[ornate oracle]

I am new to all this I am trying my best but there is just so much to understand. Nice gif haha big ton lighting a monster

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hulu-seinfeld-l0MYwAP1zVOEnEhiM

[iron galleon]

https://tenor.com/uCkz.gif

[worthy cargo]

Take away the glasses and give him a cigar and I can't tell the difference

[worthy cargo]

That's trippy af

[iron galleon]

im feeling great

roll a backwood take it to the face

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/trippy-psychedelic-hypnotic-HHQl6KZXaSvjq

[iron galleon]

i live out of town pull up in a wraith

[worthy cargo]

Di Methyl Triptamundo

[eternal mango]

Looks almost identical to the art style of a game called Sulfur 😅

Neat

[iron galleon]

i wish this were my reality 24/7

they should make a bunker for me in the white house like bruh it'd only be 1 extra person living there and i asked first

access to all the chefs n allat

brb emailing billionaires to live in their big houses

[rough mirage]

imma look back on this gf when I take some acid

[worthy cargo]

🐧 Linux Kernel is C
🌐 Nginx is C
🚀 Redis is C
🗄️ PostgreSQL core is C
🧠 SQLite is C
🔒 OpenSSL is C
📦 Git is C
⚡ Memcached is C
🧵 libuv is C
📡 TCP/IP stack is C
🖥️ X11 Window System is C
🧰 GNU Coreutils are C
🛠️ GCC is C
🧬 CPython runtime is C
📁 ext4 / NTFS file systems are C
🎮 Game engine foundations are C
🚗 Embedded firmware is C
📟 Networking drivers are C
🛰️ Aerospace & real-time systems are C
💳 Payment terminals run C

The foundation of operating systems, databases, networking, crypto, and embedded systems is written in C.

Trends come and go.

C stays.

I think it's time to learn some C

[rapid badger]

chatbot emotes

[molten bobcat]

Real

[worthy cargo]

AI generates some nice emojis

[rough mirage]

i learnt some c++ a while back

[rough mirage]

and honestly? that's rare ✨

[vestal tinsel]

Im learning C rn too ^_^

[undone fossil]

hell yeah

more Cniles

[vestal tinsel]

What did you call me? 😨

[austere sinew]

what the hell is going on why is everyone learning C

[vestal tinsel]

Cuz is cool 😎

[undone fossil]

people are annoyed at AI taking everything so they're returning to monke

[vestal tinsel]

😎

[undone fossil]

jk i have no idea but im a fan

[austere sinew]

LMAO

[vestal tinsel]

Trvth Nvke

[undone fossil]

As a C/++ enjoyer myself, I approve

[molten bobcat]

My tummy

Is okay

[undone fossil]

gone

[molten bobcat]

Tomorrow me birthday frog

[vestal tinsel]

Im tired of the fucking robots so im gonna learn assembly so I can call them derogatory names in their own tongue 😠

[austere sinew]

ermagawd

happy early birthday cloud!!

[vestal tinsel]

😠 😠 😠

[eternal mango]

Can we update the wombat emoji mods? High priority change obviously.. decided the background was ugly a f

😅

[austere sinew]

uhhh future ai overlords i have no association with this man

[eternal mango]

(joking, also obvs)

[vestal tinsel]

Im not making it past 50, is ok

[austere sinew]

it stays

[molten bobcat]

I want an apple fritter

[austere sinew]

i used to make those jokes and now i have a heart problem..... you literally knew me before the heart condition 😭

[vestal tinsel]

Yes v.v

[undone fossil]

chatters what do i write today

[austere sinew]

frogmap

[undone fossil]

hell nah

[vestal tinsel]

I got my own medical stuff so I understand >.<

[austere sinew]

coward

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/nixon-gif-17156327119933290359

[iron galleon]

plead to your employer to hire me

[undone fossil]

you don't want that

[austere sinew]

you do not want that

[vestal tinsel]

Bestie, apply. V.V

[undone fossil]

I refuse to elaborate further

[austere sinew]

i cackled

[vestal tinsel]

F r o a g job

[molten bobcat]

WHAT GAME DO I BUY MESELF FOR ME BIRTHDAY HM

[iron galleon]

buy me a game instead

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/expand-on-that-seth-meyers-late-night-with-seth-meyers-tell-me-more-explain-gif-20031393

[undone fossil]

I am 3d modelling you a gift

[molten bobcat]

Oh no

[undone fossil]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_invented_here

[vestal tinsel]

Lets play rimworld together ^_^

The guy im talking to got it for me the other week :3

[undone fossil]

This is as much as I can say

[vestal tinsel]

Sus 😨

[iron galleon]

imagine boiling alive

[vestal tinsel]

No 😠

[molten bobcat]

Me refusing the IP stack because my org didn't invent it

[vestal tinsel]

Yall makin me mad 😠 😠 😠 😠

[iron galleon]

imagine falling into the yellowstone caldera

[vestal tinsel]

😠

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/why-mad-hockey-gif-13247833

[vestal tinsel]

😠 😠 😠 😠 😠

[vestal tinsel]

What the fuck is that thing? 😨

[eternal mango]

Fizzgig, my spirit animal

[vestal tinsel]

What is a fizzgig

[jagged storm]

I wonder what my spirit animal is

[vestal tinsel]

It sounds like a street drug outside my towns shitty gay bar >.>

[eternal mango]

It's from The Dark Crystal film

[worthy cargo]

That looks like something you'd find in the Labyrinth movie

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-snow-chill-gif-23080546

[eternal mango]

Pretty close

[undone fossil]

banger

[vestal tinsel]

Wait I know dark crystal

Jim henson?

[eternal mango]

Yes 1982

Then a more modern release more recently

[vestal tinsel]

Guy I dated made me watch the original

It was pretty cool

[eternal mango]

Good lad

[vestal tinsel]

Ye 😊

[worthy cargo]

I am trying get over my sugar addiction

All I can think about is sugary junk food right now

I gained like 40 lbs. I gotta lose weight

[vestal tinsel]

Man I still dont know what to make of this place

[eternal mango]

Appropriate reaction for general tbh

[vestal tinsel]

Some of yall are great ^_^

[worthy cargo]

We're all great, bud. Every single one of us

[vestal tinsel]

Some of yall seem to not have moved past being 15 on 4chan and get a dopamine kick from being asocial. ^_^

[vestal tinsel]

You seem great

[worthy cargo]

I remember being 15 once

That was a long time ago

[iron galleon]

fall into the yellowstone caledera

[worthy cargo]

A very long time ago

[vestal tinsel]

I dont wanna >.<

Too hot!

[viscid agate]

hi everyone

[vestal tinsel]

Hewwo!

[viscid agate]

anyone in academy?

[vestal tinsel]

Like htb academy?

Yeah I do inbetween tickets at work :3

[viscid agate]

yeah

[prime jasper]

guys, what can i do with someone's ip?

[viscid agate]

which path/module?

[viscid agate]

nothing

[frosty thistle]

study it

[molten bobcat]

Nothing

[frosty thistle]

learn from it

[vestal tinsel]

Im doing the pentester path rn

[prime jasper]

as some ahole tried to log into my psc account and it leaked their ip

so i want to have revenge

[viscid agate]

oww great

[molten bobcat]

Don't be fucking stupid

[iron galleon]

call an orbital strike on the area that it's associated with

[molten bobcat]

#rules

Read the rules of the server or get the fuck out

[viscid agate]

my plan

[eternal mango]

Keep it legal, report to PSN / authorities

but likely nothing will happen

[prime jasper]

bruuuh

[eternal mango]

Just move on and don't let whoever it was live in your head for free

[prime jasper]

i'll still look to do something with their ip

[vestal tinsel]

Outside of HTB im studying for my CCNA ^_^

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/fedpost-anime-kana-arima-oshi-no-ko-caption-gif-18027409705012709619

[molten bobcat]

Cool, enjoy having your discord account reported by all of us

[prime jasper]

ok

[vestal tinsel]

Illegal >.<

[molten bobcat]

Y'know, for illegal activity

Like, are you stupid?

[eternal mango]

nn 👋

[molten bobcat]

Why would you admit this

[iron galleon]

😭

i cant stop laughingbro

[molten bobcat]

Gods dumbest criminal

[turbid goblet]

damn did i miss it

[vestal tinsel]

GUYS WHAT IF I DID CRIMES 😵‍💫

GUYS CRIME

HELP ME COMMIT CRIME

[jagged storm]

Give it 5 or 10 minutes, until the next one. Why can unverified speak at all? lol

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/television-arena-political-hzrvwvnbgIV6E

[viscid agate]

i do ccna too

[vestal tinsel]

Nova! 😸

[molten bobcat]

Report submitted

[jagged storm]

Unverified should hit a walled garden, and not be able to speak

[vestal tinsel]

Keep at it :3

[tardy compass]

how to hack qatar government

[iron galleon]

Does anyone here work for the CIA?

[jagged storm]

when a mommy 0day and a daddy service love each other very much...

[frosty thistle]

not yet

[worthy cargo]

CIA triad!

[iron galleon]

When you do lmk asap

[frosty thistle]

💀

[vestal tinsel]

@molten bobcat it must be so nice to not be worried or self aware like that.

I am so anxiety/ptsd ridden that when I started looking at bug bounty hunting I reread the laws and guidelines around them atleast 40 times 😭

Meanwhile this guy's hopping into a cybersec server announcing intent to commit crimes infront of 100+ strangers >.>

[tardy compass]

bro you guys read scope?

[worthy cargo]

There is no self. The self is an illusion. Can't be aware of something that doesn't exist, can one? 🙂

[tardy compass]

i just start and hope for the best ngl

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/75ZaxapnyMp2w

[tardy compass]

i make my own scope

[vestal tinsel]

Ive only recently started actually working on cyber so I am very cautious ^_^

[stone marsh]

Bug bounties are so annoying as well. Major companies are like "yeah we know about the xss, please dont report it, also we dont care about insert massive list of web vulnerabilities"

[jagged storm]

half of which are likely feds

[vestal tinsel]

Im sure when I get more skilled ill be less worried.

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2spy-he-could-be-any-one-of-us-gif-22141763

[frosty thistle]

[tardy compass]

yeah bro i was joking please don’t actually listen to me lmao

[stone marsh]

Nah fuck that

https://tenor.com/view/hack-the-planet-gif-15624885

[tardy compass]

it’s not illegal if you don’t get caught

[frosty thistle]

self incrimination is a thing you know

[vestal tinsel]

I feel bad for the feds in here cuz they got tasked with finding cyber criminals and instead they get 24 hours of gay stuff, silly questions and half way concealed slurs

[jagged storm]

enh, at least there are cat gifs

https://tenor.com/view/rat-dance-cool-cat-cat-dance-ou-i-i-a-rat-and-cat-dancing-gif-13825013634826158251

[rancid totem]

https://github.com/v12-security/pocs/tree/main/fragnesia-5db89c99566fc

is this a fucking joke

there is another LPE

xD

[novel hearth]

This feels like a honeypot but without the honey

[gilded fern]

https://tenor.com/view/cherry-meme-png-gif-7341493803536644900

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD_LgXAGK8Q Man I have been searching for this song for years. Since 2017. I finally found it!

[tame gust]

Damn i just got an attack shark keyboard and this doesnt feel like a 50$ keyboard

[worthy cargo]

Cell - Deepest Night

[tame gust]

its legit a underrated

[worthy cargo]

Have you seen my keyboard @tame gust

[crude island]

What's up peeps

[vestal tinsel]

You like scifi egg? :3

[worthy cargo]

I love scifi

[tame gust]

not at all, what are you using ?

if it was up to me i'd want a HHKB

but its a hustle to get one to here

[worthy cargo]

@tame gust Here's my keyboard

🙂

[worthy cargo]

AUKEY mechanical blue switch keyboard

[crude island]

That's super nice

[worthy cargo]

Thanks

Custom Psychedelic mushroom forest keyboard

[crude island]

Custom built ?

[tame gust]

bro is the hacker in every movie

[worthy cargo]

Keys are custom

[tame gust]

thats legit a piano at this point

[vestal tinsel]

Pretty

40 minutes left at the ball crushing factory

Then I eat eggplant parmesan

[crude island]

Yummy

[worthy cargo]

I always want more Parmesan, but I'm embarrassed

[crude island]

Why lol

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwFpwPqPiiE

It's from this song

[tame gust]

@worthy cargo we bout to sleep tonight and wake up to 2008 again

what claude ?, what next js ? check my HTML site i've built it with tables. and i used scanf() in my calculator app

[crude island]

@jagged storm you here ?

[slender fern]

truely a different time

[vestal tinsel]

This guys paying for it, I can have all the parmesan i want >:3

[worthy cargo]

Heh

[vestal tinsel]

I take my ccna in 3 months

[slender fern]

want to blue screen your friends? just pick one of these 600 different commands

[worthy cargo]

I just thought it was a fun song

[vestal tinsel]

Life is ok

[vestal tinsel]

Imma listen when I get back to my desk, dont worry ^_^

[frosty thistle]

good luck :O

im tryin to do my next exam in a monthhh

[jagged storm]

Yes

[vestal tinsel]

Zumi save some certs for me >.<

[frosty thistle]

you can do it too
if you want it come and get it

[vestal tinsel]

@frosty thistle next weekend wanna help me with sumn

[frosty thistle]

Sure

[turbid goblet]

can u help me too zumi

[frosty thistle]

Ill only be free on Sunday

[frosty thistle]

Sure

[vestal tinsel]

I should not have asked in the main discord

[turbid goblet]

how to become god

[vestal tinsel]

N O

Too many! 😠

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-wanted-me-here-i-am-gif-20904781

[vestal tinsel]

😠😠 😠 😠

[frosty thistle]

its all how you perceive yourself frankly i couldnt care if you were or werent

[turbid goblet]

i formally am now god

thank u zumi!

[frosty thistle]

Yw

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/the-horrors-persist-the-horrors-persist-but-so-do-i-sunset-pink-depressed-gif-789389344890958049

[crude island]

Sorry. I seen you mentioned you had a brain injury. May i ask what happened? My little brother had one not long ago

[jagged storm]

For me, it was medication that caused it - chemical TBI. Usually they are physical TBI.

Impact damage and such

[crude island]

Oh my ok. My brother suffered from an avm. Which a blood vessel erupted in his brain

[jagged storm]

Ah yeah, that's also a possibility. The reaction is usually pretty bad.

[crude island]

Yea it was bad but he fully recovered minus a couple of issues

[frosty thistle]

closest thing i had to that was a faceful of shrapnel lmfao

[crude island]

@frosty thistle damn !

[jagged storm]

Some parts of a TBI just cause your brain to turn things off and it has to be reminded how to work again - that's what happened to me. My brain disabled dopamine, to protect itself.

[frosty thistle]

:<

[crude island]

Is your dopamine still disabled ?

[iron galleon]

boots with the fur

[jagged storm]

Once I got a dopamine agonist in my system, the receptors were just like...

https://tenor.com/view/eureka-the-hat-goes-on-the-head-hat-goes-on-head-oh-the-hat-goes-on-the-head-gif-25670709

[crude island]

Oh ok

[jagged storm]

Near as we can tell, I'm essentially fully cured.

[vestal tinsel]

When I was on deployment I got a pretty bad concussion and broken arm but not a tbi thankfully ^_^

[frosty thistle]

fugggg

never broken a bone

[vestal tinsel]

My medication helped me so much :3

[jagged storm]

Medication is what got me into this mess lol

[vestal tinsel]

I no longer feel the need to stay in bed for a week unless a single dad is also in there :3

[frosty thistle]

fell off a matv like a dumbass once but it didnt break anything
got my hand smashed in a matv door too lmfaooo

basically small mraps

[vestal tinsel]

It took me 3 tries to find the right med :>

Did not like sertraline or effexor

[jagged storm]

I had a bad reaction to prescription medication. Made me hallucinate that I had tactile feeling with my brain, and caused my ears to bleed

[vestal tinsel]

Im familiar 😸

[vestal tinsel]

I am so happy you are feeling better :3

[dusky jacinth]

ooooomph

[jagged storm]

The agonists fixed it, but I was stuck like that for nearly 2 years

[turbid goblet]

okay i was try o eat cork with ketchup on it but its not good

[vestal tinsel]

Don't do that :>

Is bad for you

[frosty thistle]

cork?

lmfoaomaoao

thats not edible dumbass

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/lenny-thinking-the-simpsons-focus-gif-16290110

[turbid goblet]

oh

[vestal tinsel]

Ya'll are supposed to be SMART people, not DUMB people. >.>

[turbid goblet]

why not

[vestal tinsel]

I am the only person allowed to be dumb

[molten bobcat]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder)

[vestal tinsel]

Hi Cloud!:3

Zumi threatened me again

[molten bobcat]

Fork found in kitchen

[frosty thistle]

whaaaa

when did i do that

[vestal tinsel]

[vestal tinsel]

They do it so often they dont even know v.v

[frosty thistle]

not true

falseee

[vestal tinsel]

Sowwy zumi, am bored. 🥺

[frosty thistle]

study mf

[vestal tinsel]

You are very nice and sweet :3

[vestal tinsel]

Waiting on my ride >:[

For DATE

[frosty thistle]

passenger princess

[vestal tinsel]

Yes I dont like driving

Is scary

[rapid badger]

Spent the last 2 days studying/practicing subnetting

[frosty thistle]

fair enuf

[vestal tinsel]

Wait. Whats this mean 😠

[frosty thistle]

means you either cant drive or prefer not to drive

[jagged storm]

Now do ipv6, and vlsm

[vestal tinsel]

He got me kingdom come deliverance 2.

Very happy.

[rapid badger]

NOOOOOO @rat

[vestal tinsel]

Tomorrow big study day

[rapid badger]

Weekend is htb time

[lean storm]

Hello,

My Medium account got suspended because of one retired HTB machine writeup. After contacting their Trust & Safety team, they told me they no longer allow any HTB-related content at all, even retired content or cert mentions.

Is there any recent policy change regarding public HTB-related content?

Thanks.

[eternal mango]

ipv8 after that?

[eternal mango]

This is a Medium policy, HTB stance on content regarding retired machines etc has not changed

Guess they got tired of having to take down active writeups

[turbid goblet]

well thank god i just throw mine on my website

[molten bobcat]

DEAR DISCORD

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

[worthy cargo]

I have a private git repo where I dump my writeups

[molten bobcat]

Why y'all write discord messages like they're public forum postings that you're hanging up yourself

[jagged storm]

I would almost say this is a plus

[turbid goblet]

cloud stop bullying

[eternal mango]

Daughter was so tired she fell asleep before I could tuck her in

Whoops

[turbid goblet]

u can tuck me in tn to fill that void for today

[eternal mango]

You'd have to come here for that

🤣

[lean storm]

they told me I must remove everything related to HTB, including writeups and even cert posts/images. Can you confirm if this is really the policy?

[zealous charm]

I love being a passenger princess

My wife drives everywhere

[eternal mango]

I cannot, this is a Medium policy

You'll need to speak to them

There's no way HTB would've requested a policy such as this, and no way it would've been implemented by request

This is a decision Medium have made themselves

[turbid goblet]

i enjoy driving but made my ex park for me

[severe stream]

Host your own write up site using github @lean storm

[turbid goblet]

i live in the city but still not comfortable parallel parking

[molten bobcat]

Bro

[vapid edge]

Hey i'm newbie and join the server to just understand why we not have a "cursor" for pentensting. Do you use claude code for your workflow ?

[worthy cargo]

@gilded fern Hi. May I DM you?

[frosty thistle]

i prefer ai to not do my thinking

[gilded fern]

OK

[worthy cargo]

Thanks

[vapid edge]

you use ai for helping you when you are blocked, no ? thx for the answer

[frosty thistle]

no

[vapid edge]

hmmmmm

[frosty thistle]

i make it do brainless work c: or for syntax fixing

when i dont want to carefully iterate over a command to find one tiny misspelling

[vapid edge]

interesting ty

[lean storm]

Oky mate
I have removed all writeups and left only the certificates I earned. They also sent me a message saying that even the certificates must be removed...

[iron galleon]

NO THIS IS PATRICK

[frosty thistle]

this is a medium problem

[iron galleon]

https://tenor.com/MYeaXewfT7.gif

[frosty thistle]

not htb

[eternal mango]

It. Is. A. Medium. Policy.

Sorry, but I literally can't help you, only Medium support can

This is not something HTB requested, or can affect, sorry

Weird they are asking for removal of mentions of certs too though

They must really hate us

[severe stream]

medium is trash lol

[cloud osprey]

maybe with that attitude

[worthy cargo]

I don't even like the name, medium

[severe stream]

mid

lol

[eternal mango]

https://tenor.com/2nqJ.gif

[frosty thistle]

if they start nuking my shit ill make my own website

[severe stream]

this is the way

[eternal mango]

Backup all the things

[severe stream]

its free

[eternal mango]

😄

[frosty thistle]

hehe yee they are all backupped

[severe stream]

i keep my back ups on floppies yo

[cloud osprey]

idk what i was saying there, just yoloing whatever appears in the ol noggin

[severe stream]

gang signs

[frosty thistle]

gng gng

[severe stream]

zumi gets it

[frosty thistle]

ts is so tuff

[eternal mango]

Wait until you get to u

(sorry not sorry)

[frosty thistle]

maybe ill do a subdomain on zumiyumi.xyz or move my notes app to a different port and have 443 be the write ups

hmmm

[severe stream]

thats the way

i did the same

[eternal mango]

zumiyu.me 🙈

[severe stream]

cheeky lol

[frosty thistle]

not zumiyu.mi ?

[eternal mango]

No such TLD

[cloud osprey]

honestly why not do z.u.m.iyu.me

as a treat

[frosty thistle]

why no tld weeee

i dont like the disjointed nature of the periods

me keep zumiyumi.xyz

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1431407319786328084/1503939179573153922/rat.gif

[turbid goblet]

zumi did u do helix

[frosty thistle]

nooo i havent done any boxes in a while

[turbid goblet]

why no

[frosty thistle]

not worth my time

[turbid goblet]

soon i will catch up to u

trust in the process

[frosty thistle]

You will !

[turbid goblet]

minecraft music and helix time

[frosty thistle]

nanoray and cape for me

[vestal tinsel]

So many bullies >.<

Guys if I go missing say something funny about it, is date time ^_^

Byeee

[eternal mango]

Have fun, don't go missing!

[vestal tinsel]

too late now I am in the passenger seat

2nd location here i come >:3

[slender fern]

we did our best nothing else we could have done

[rancid swallow]

[slender fern]

[lucid flicker]

[crimson smelt]

U.S. officials suspect Iranian hackers are behind breaches of gas station tank readers in multiple states.

[slender fern]

us officials r dum

[rancid swallow]

[crimson smelt]

I wonder what even is the benefit of that

[eternal mango]

Overfilling or cutting off supply even if there is availability

I guess?

But overfilling would have other levels of protection surely

Surely... 🙈

[slender fern]

It's a mechanical float valve 100% of the time methinks

I used to receive commercial diesel/jet fuel and there was an annoying amount of redundant safetys

[eternal mango]

as another level of redundancy yeah, that's what I mean, but reports suggest automated monitoring systems were "breached".. aka, online with no authentication lol

fml

Meanwhile, in 2024.. https://thehackernews.com/2024/09/critical-flaws-in-tank-gauge-systems.html

Not that we need to be told ICS systems exposed to the internet result in risk 🤣

Oh well

What a fun timeline

[slender fern]

wait till they learn about iot devices

the epitome of "nobody is gonna look at this" security

[latent oak]

lol

That’s why my IoT devices cannot see the rest of my network

[eternal mango]

..and in April of this year? https://papetroleum.org/beware-of-nationwide-cyberattacks-targeting-automatic-tank-gauges-atgs/ Wonder if this recent "report" is a retroactive "whoopsies"

[crimson smelt]

i make sure my fridge has access to the internet and is trusted on the network

[slender fern]

based rootkit haver

[severe stream]

can access all vlans without prejudice

[slender fern]

dont be silly, there is only 1 vlan. 1 vlan to rule them all

[latent oak]

https://tenor.com/view/only-one-there-can-be-only-one-highlander-gif-12213479

[cloud osprey]

ive seen every episode of highlander as well as every film

[latent oak]

Same

[cloud osprey]

peak

[latent oak]

I loved that shit

That’s what I say whenever I meet someone with the same name as me

There can be only one! Then I chop off their head with my broadsword

[raven rain]

i don't think that's legal

[slender fern]

if you get caught

[rapid badger]

They making a highlander movie with Henry Cavill atm

[raven rain]

i'm calling the cyberpolice

[latent oak]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-deal-with-it-sunglasses-gif-25917308

[latent oak]

Naturally, he’s apparently the only guy allowed to carry a sword in hollywood

[rapid badger]

True

[latent oak]

I want to see action star Stanley Tucci as highlander

[worthy cargo]

There can be only one!

Christopher Lambert

[cloud osprey]

nah bring back mel gibson, give him a big sword, and dont tell him hes in a movie

[latent oak]

I saw him in Citadel… apparently we are supposed to believe he’s a bad ass

[terse dirge]

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/15/politics/iran-hackers-tank-readers-gas-stations?cid=android_app

[latent oak]

Amazing

[crimson smelt]

can they lower the price of gas at my local pump?

[latent oak]

Why the fuck would you not make shit like that closed loop

[crimson smelt]

plwease

paying 6 dollars a gallon rn

[latent oak]

Call a whambulance

[slender fern]

inb4 euros remind everyone of cost per litre prices

[crimson smelt]

buddy of mine in europe last night said its 9 dollars a gallon

non eu country

[slender fern]

oof

[eternal mango]

Another post on the subject from 2024, more investigative https://medium.com/@BadDog/beavis-and-butthead-in-gaspot-003d91cb687a

[crimson smelt]

this blend of gas tho is really bad since they raised the ethanol

getting horrible MPG

[latent oak]

I’m paying 1.85 CDN per litre

[eternal mango]

Imagine if people listened 😅

£1.55 or so in the UK atm per litre

[slender fern]

this would have been a non issue if i had an anti-grav flying vehicle like the jettsons promised me as a child