general

[molten bobcat]

Illness

[earnest minnow]

even with decaf?

[molten bobcat]

I haven't tried

[earnest minnow]

theres caffeine in everything

even the water supply

[molten bobcat]

But HFCS is out too

[earnest minnow]

minute amounts

[earnest minnow]

HFCS?

[molten bobcat]

There's minute amounts of everything in everything dawg

High fructose corn syrup

[urban latch]

american?

[molten bobcat]

You know it

[urban latch]

yeah

[earnest minnow]

what's that?

[molten bobcat]

A sweetener

[urban latch]

dw abt it theyre american

[earnest minnow]

corn sweetener tf?

[molten bobcat]

Found in lots of shit

[ocean marsh]

yall speak in riddles

[molten bobcat]

They're just European and are clowning on me lol

[earnest minnow]

shame

[earnest minnow]

I wish

[urban latch]

we arent lol

[earnest minnow]

africans king

[molten bobcat]

South Africa?

[urban latch]

yep

[molten bobcat]

Neat!

[earnest minnow]

ye

[ocean marsh]

weak currency gang right here

[earnest minnow]

fr

[urban latch]

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/garp-dap-up-one-piece-dap

[earnest minnow]

😭

[forest gulch]

like i know but i meant only pwnbox slidebar terminal

[earnest minnow]

I would wanna earn dollars ngl

[ocean marsh]

same bro...

[earnest minnow]

would never live there for the next 4 years tho...

[urban latch]

earn dollars w/o living in the us >>>

[earnest minnow]

frrrrrr

feel bad for the people living under a dictatorship

[ocean marsh]

[molten bobcat]

I have US paycheck and EU benefits 🙂

[earnest minnow]

DANG!

nice

[molten bobcat]

I like my job a lot, I work v hard

[earnest minnow]

that's good

[ocean marsh]

I have no paychecks and no benefits

lesgo

[molten bobcat]

It also means I have to turn my brain off occasionally or else I'll overheat and explode

[earnest minnow]

I get paid meh, but I love my job as well

[molten bobcat]

(I am exaggerating)

But preventing burnout is important

[ocean marsh]

feels so good to be a broke unemployed college student

[earnest minnow]

what do you do?

[urban latch]

i get paid for studying

[earnest minnow]

pipe down

[ocean marsh]

that sounds like a dream

[earnest minnow]

pls

[molten bobcat]

I'm a tier 2 soc analyst

I stop hackers

[earnest minnow]

oh nice

[ocean marsh]

booooo

[molten bobcat]

Get fucked lmao

[earnest minnow]

every soc analyst thinks they do

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/meowl-cat-2

[molten bobcat]

Oh no I do

I've unironically had people arrested

[ocean marsh]

boooooooo

[rancid snow]

some were pedophiles

[earnest minnow]

when I was doing SE work we had a contact to fbi to report IOC's to

[ocean marsh]

damn

[rancid snow]

youre booing the arrest of practicing pedophiles

[ocean marsh]

like the president of the united states?

[rancid snow]

:^)

[ocean marsh]

chill 😭

[molten bobcat]

I was the head of security for a college campus for a year or so

[remote bolt]

aWYgdSBjYW4gcmVhZCB0aGlzLCBoYXZlIGEgZ29vZCBkYXkgc2lyISBpIHdpc2ggdSB0aGUgYmVz
dCEK

[rancid snow]

unfortunately cloud has been unable to arrest the president of the united states

yet

[molten bobcat]

Interesting cases lol

[earnest minnow]

can imagine

drug dealers probs?

[molten bobcat]

Uh no

[ocean marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[molten bobcat]

Social engineering and identity theft? Absolutely

[earnest minnow]

until your ciso leaks his password and your whole AD is fucked and sophos only sends you a compromise report 48 later haahahhaa

replied to the wrong message

ffs

[molten bobcat]

Stupid mf stole some poor gal from fuckin Nairobi's account

[remote bolt]

aWYgdSBjYW4gcmVhZCB0aGlzLCBoYXZlIGEgZ29vZCBkYXkgc2lyISBpIHdpc2ggdSB0aGUgYmVz
dCEK

[earnest minnow]

lemme go get my glasses

[molten bobcat]

Knock it off

[earnest minnow]

stop being a dipshit

you arent fucking cool

[remote bolt]

b2sgaW0gc29ycnkK

[earnest minnow]

@scenic maple ^

[molten bobcat]

English only counts for encodings as well

[ocean marsh]

oh no bro pinged golam

cold world we live in

[molten bobcat]

Well he is a mod

[ocean marsh]

no shit

[crimson crypt]

Hi everyone! A question… is Immunity Debugger better or WinDbg?

[earnest minnow]

cmon the guy is being annoying

and we asked him to stop

and he continued

[molten bobcat]

I think it's a preference thing

[earnest minnow]

dont clown on me bro

[remote bolt]

go cry in a corner

[earnest minnow]

💀

[ocean marsh]

nah I agree with you, I'm just joking

[molten bobcat]

I'm unsure

[ocean marsh]

he lives in a circle

what can he do

[remote bolt]

xD

[earnest minnow]

Have you finished your hustlers university courses yet?

[remote bolt]

@earnest minnow go cry in a corner, who are u to make the rules here

[ocean marsh]

he the chairman

duh

[molten bobcat]

#rules

He's just quoting them

Learn to read or leave

[remote bolt]

go cry in a corner

[urban latch]

hes the chairman

[urban latch]

omg calm down

[molten bobcat]

Chairman meow

[earnest minnow]

omg my ego

stop

[earnest minnow]

omg

[urban latch]

[crimson crypt]

I’m practicing by following some guides, and WinDbg seemed better to me, but I’m having difficulties with mona.

[molten bobcat]

This is my cat btw

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-stare-angry-cat

[earnest minnow]

my ego is so fucking enlarged rn

[urban latch]

same brain

[remote bolt]

go ping a moderator and cry and snitch

[earnest minnow]

I want a cat so bad

[ocean marsh]

true

you got banned from meoware right?

[urban latch]

sitting in ur room getting mad ab discord...

[urban latch]

yeah they didnt wanna be my kittens

[ocean marsh]

look at my cat

[urban latch]

thats why u seem familiar😭

[molten bobcat]

Delete the gif goober

[earnest minnow]

awwwww

[molten bobcat]

No drugs here either lmao

[ocean marsh]

I was in the h3x server for like a day

[molten bobcat]

Unless that was a cigar then who knows

[earnest minnow]

that's a cigar 😭

[urban latch]

oh crazy

[earnest minnow]

nice

[molten bobcat]

Look man it's hard to tell depending on the wrap sometimes

[ocean marsh]

lemme join again

chairman is my homie now

[molten bobcat]

I just didn't know if it was fat as hell

[earnest minnow]

cigarillos are quite small

thin

[urban latch]

ofc

[earnest minnow]

not small

[ocean marsh]

go accept me bro

or I'll ban you here

[earnest minnow]

oh noooo

[scenic maple]

dont do it again

[zealous charm]

[rancid snow]

I dont often block people but thats an easy one

[earnest minnow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/anime-hunter-x-hunter-1

[molten bobcat]

yeah its just base64

i didnt even have to change my default preset in cyberchef

[earnest minnow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/anonymous-hacker-5

[rancid snow]

yeah its just annoying kid stuff

[earnest minnow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mask-anonymous-2

[molten bobcat]

it just says have a good day but we've already established base64 is a no-go here

so yknow

[remote bolt]

proxychains + tor 4thewin

[molten bobcat]

lmao

[ocean marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1042539281341763714/1273889704923893802/attachment.gif

[molten bobcat]

he's just saying shit now

[earnest minnow]

oh god...

[molten bobcat]

two completely unrelated things uhh

apple fritters and 1080p!

[earnest minnow]

similar thing no?

both run on tor network

[remote bolt]

better than ur free protonvpn

[proper dragon]

just use 7 proxies for max privacy

[crimson crypt]

Wtf 🤣

[earnest minnow]

dude

oh my gosh

[molten bobcat]

I'm of the opinion this person doesn't have two braincells to rub together lol

[earnest minnow]

do you have layer 7 encryption

oh my gilly gosh

[remote bolt]

i use wifi from internet cafe

[earnest minnow]

no ways!

[earnest minnow]

dude

[frigid mountain]

i love it when my two braincells rub together

[earnest minnow]

you are joking right

[frigid mountain]

that's where more braincells come from

[proper dragon]

its a meme...

[earnest minnow]

you are pro haxor man

[crimson crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-gif-19246062

[molten bobcat]

Been on this discord for 2 days and already you wanna be a jerk lol

[frigid mountain]

it's infectious

[earnest minnow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vzlomzopy-glitch

[spark mulch]

to treat the "ftw" message in the interests of utmost good faith (which I'm aware is pointless but it's a good spiritual exercise), combining tor + proxychains on cli is a thing

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/karlee-gif-22864060

[molten bobcat]

Ah

[remote bolt]

leaving and rejoining the discord doesnt mean i am here for 2days

[molten bobcat]

Oh I don't give a fuck

Not even a little homie

[frigid mountain]

bahaha

little homie

[spark mulch]

a little homie

[ocean marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588029217376043023/1484768992575885352/attachment-1.gif

[remote bolt]

but still thanks for checking my account

[earnest minnow]

dude your opsec is so good omg

[molten bobcat]

The smallest homie

[proper dragon]

not an ip pinger

[frigid mountain]

widdle homie

[earnest minnow]

can you like?

[frigid mountain]

and this little homie went wee wee wee all the way homie

[earnest minnow]

hack nasa with html

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373308514306490541/1408431587120648294/togif.gif

[frigid mountain]

when I was a kid I thought hacking was changing the Windows 95 splash screen

[rancid snow]

unironically nasa a good first time vdp target

[remote bolt]

i found a "the billion laughs" in a ctf which was meant to be XXE

[urban latch]

oh em gee

[proper dragon]

crash a satellite on your nissan with html

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[earnest minnow]

oh my gilly gosh

you REALLY are a pro haxor

dude

I admire you

wow

[remote bolt]

yes i found a vulnerability in a vulnerability

[earnest minnow]

no way

[frigid mountain]

vuln inception

[proper dragon]

hackception

[molten bobcat]

Did everyone clap

[remote bolt]

xD

[proper dragon]

nice

[frigid mountain]

😄

[earnest minnow]

SO are you like the founder of anonymous?

[urban latch]

im ur biggest fan

[remote bolt]

😄

[ocean marsh]

@remote bolt teach me the way

sensei

[remote bolt]

chatgpt

[earnest minnow]

did you social engineer your mom into giving you more rowbux?

[molten bobcat]

Lmaoooo

[remote bolt]

chatgpt gave me the payload

[molten bobcat]

Bro out loud said chatgpt

[urban latch]

wow revolutionary

[remote bolt]

but it worked tho

[earnest minnow]

no way

thats really cool

im super impressed

[remote bolt]

only thing i did was pasting in burp

[ocean marsh]

why were you burping

thats gross

[remote bolt]

ctrl C + ctrl V

[crimson crypt]

Out of all the options, you picked the worst one.

[frigid mountain]

hacking rockstart and threatening to leak stuff is wild...like get a real job

[remote bolt]

xD

[urban latch]

just learned something new

[frigid mountain]

yes rockstart

[earnest minnow]

so

let me get this straight

[remote bolt]

yes and ctrl Z solves most problems in life

[earnest minnow]

you founded anonymous, founding a vulnerability in a vulnerability

[molten bobcat]

I dislike him

[earnest minnow]

oh

gosh

[remote bolt]

xD

[earnest minnow]

nah

crazy

[ocean marsh]

easzy you are super sigma

[remote bolt]

i can even see if a website has robots.txt

[proper dragon]

i wonder if theres going to be any jobs left after easzy

[eternal mango]

There is no sidebar terminal for the Pwnbox AFAIK. Maybe this was something before the UI changes.

[molten bobcat]

Heya gob

[eternal mango]

Hey

[earnest minnow]

dude

you are such a rizzler

you 6 7'ed your way into nasa

crazy

[earnest minnow]

hey dude how are you?

[remote bolt]

xD

[eternal mango]

Fine, you?

[remote bolt]

i am so anonymous.. nobody know my main account

[eternal mango]

Oh man

[earnest minnow]

good, you know this guy founded anonymous

oh em gee

[eternal mango]

It's one of those Mondays

Have fun

[earnest minnow]

he hacked nasa with html

founded a vuln in a vuln

crazy

[remote bolt]

xD

[earnest minnow]

he is mr robot

[eternal mango]

Ok cool, you feed their bait

Your choice

[scenic maple]

i mean htmli is a thing tho

[proper dragon]

plants banana peels in networks to make traffic slip

[remote bolt]

i found a "The billion laughs" attack in a ctf which was meant to be XXE

[earnest minnow]

wow

dude

wow

you are super impressive

[remote bolt]

yes i found a vulnerability in a vulnerability

[molten bobcat]

I'll give you $20 to stop typing

[remote bolt]

ok

[iron galleon]

want my cashapp

[proper dragon]

[spark mulch]

I'll take it @molten bobcat

[ocean marsh]

I'll take the 20 dollars

[earnest minnow]

they meant me

[remote bolt]

xD

[molten bobcat]

Everyone's real eager to stfu now huh

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-stare-angry-cat

[earnest minnow]

that's a days salary

i'll take it

[molten bobcat]

Bro to WHO?

[spark mulch]

what the fuck is your job that that's a day's salary

[earnest minnow]

ME

[remote bolt]

day salary in vietnam yes

[earnest minnow]

shit currency

[molten bobcat]

Coco on that quick math like me lmao

[ocean marsh]

I get you bro

dw

[proper dragon]

thats another country

[earnest minnow]

ok like half a days salary ngl

[spark mulch]

ok that's more believable

[earnest minnow]

R360 is fuckhol

[molten bobcat]

I had to think for a moment like.. bro 5 hours on minimum wage is 35 dollars what?

[earnest minnow]

minimum wage here is uh $1

$1.50

no

$1.25

damn

crazy

[ocean marsh]

thats fucked up man

[scenic maple]

quite the minimum

[ocean marsh]

we had bad RNG chairman

[scenic maple]

where u live?

[earnest minnow]

South Africa

[molten bobcat]

They're also in South Africa so I have no idea what the exchange rate is

[scenic maple]

dang

[remote bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5xXKHmL7fY0

[scenic maple]

thought that was developed

[proper dragon]

rip sa farmers

[molten bobcat]

Woof.

[earnest minnow]

17-18 rand a dollar depends on what trump says during a speech.

[earnest minnow]

nothing is happening to them man

bunch of nonsense

[molten bobcat]

1 South African rand is 0.061 dollars US

[frigid mountain]

Brath is south African

[molten bobcat]

Not ideal

[iron galleon]

Suboptimal

[frigid mountain]

Most people don't know the currency of S Africa is named after Ayn Rand, who worshipped the dollar

[molten bobcat]

This feels made up

[earnest minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/yammering-yapping-alien-from-another-planet-alien-gif-1865320527425890472

[frigid mountain]

that's because it is

[sharp shuttle]

The Rand Lord

[earnest minnow]

you from za?

[sharp shuttle]

im not from za, im on the za

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/atlas-shrugged-objectivism-deal-with-it-aynrand-gif-12177625

[earnest minnow]

felt that

[proper dragon]

really johngalted them

[remote bolt]

*****
message was auto censored by discord

[zealous charm]

hunter2

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/galt-who-is-john-galt-confused-asking-gif-15478056

[molten bobcat]

Oh right this is the person who couldn't say bitch

[earnest minnow]

Dude

[remote bolt]

xD

[earnest minnow]

my monday

[molten bobcat]

He censors himself that's the best lol

[zenith galleon]

fax, also this fire?

[earnest minnow]

was tuff, just wanna come talk

and I have a larper

[frigid mountain]

Everyone always wants to know Who is John Galt but not How is John Galt

[zenith galleon]

for a banner?

[earnest minnow]

tuff

[zenith galleon]

I need to lift the cert up looks too low

[earnest minnow]

is it from temu tho?

[sharp shuttle]

nice cert

[scenic maple]

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[molten bobcat]

I'm fighting off the urge to say something.

[zenith galleon]

thanks lad

[zenith galleon]

say it

[remote bolt]

@zenith galleon does htb know ur address ?

[earnest minnow]

like xianjiang rolex?

[molten bobcat]

No I'm okay

[frigid mountain]

can't compete with my gold Casio calculator watch

[zenith galleon]

nope it's authentic diamonds i got it tested today

[ocean marsh]

I know his address

[earnest minnow]

nice

[remote bolt]

xD

[molten bobcat]

Mom said if you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all 🙁

[frigid mountain]

can your Rollie do calculation? I didn't think so.

[zenith galleon]

LMAO

[zenith galleon]

ofc

i mean who cares if they do

[remote bolt]

nice

[ocean marsh]

Your mom is not hating enough

[earnest minnow]

I got the shenzhen rolex

opening doors fr

[frigid mountain]

My Rollie is from Temu

[proper dragon]

veiled hate is just lame
gotta spell it out

[molten bobcat]

I have a smart watch I don't wear enough lol

[zenith galleon]

now i need nitro to put that as my banner

[earnest minnow]

I lost my fiances smart watch charger

🙁

[remote bolt]

i don't like the bluetooth signals going through my wrist

[molten bobcat]

They're easily loseable

[ocean marsh]

based

[earnest minnow]

brother can afford a rolley but no nitro

dang

[proper dragon]

major fact
wrist cancer kills

[molten bobcat]

Depending on the model, most of them can recharge using the back of your phone to transfer battery

[zenith galleon]

No i will get nitro

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/falafel-coin-bitcoin-crypto-cryptocurrency-gif-22299233

[earnest minnow]

if this was the oscp

I wouldve believed it to be a rolley

ngl

[remote bolt]

exit

[earnest minnow]

from first glance

[zenith galleon]

LMFAO

[remote bolt]

systemctl poweroff

[zenith galleon]

i just got the rolex on saturday

[molten bobcat]

You can just type power off

You fuck

You don't need to invoke systemctl

[remote bolt]

shutdown now

[earnest minnow]

just remove french language pack

makes pc turn off quicker

[molten bobcat]

I wish this MF would stop larping and touch a Linux host once lmao

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-linux

[zenith galleon]

😵‍💫

[molten bobcat]

I learned to fuck around and type random shit I wasn't supposed to in the terminal when I was like 8 come on

[jagged storm]

#rules

[remote bolt]

i tell u something better:
i made .sh file with systemctl poweroff in it

then i made keyboard shortcut in settings, with the path to the chmod+x .sh file

now on my keyboard i do
ctrl + alt + shift + S
and my systemctl poweroff

[proper dragon]

get consent before touching linux host

[earnest minnow]

cmon by now everyone knows the joke

[ocean marsh]

get modded idiot

[jagged storm]

Doesn't matter

[earnest minnow]

if you type random stuff into your terminal then this is the wrong community for you

and wrong career

[jagged storm]

If you don't read the rules, this is the wrong community for you

[earnest minnow]

calm down bud

[proper dragon]

soyshel enjineerd

[remote bolt]

@earnest minnow hahahahaha the #rules backfired on u hahahahaha

[molten bobcat]

Would you fuckin chill lmao

[remote bolt]

hahahahahahahahhahaha

[proper dragon]

rat lost the hall monitor pass deep in his intestines

[frigid mountain]

ai is so helpful. it just inadvertently reminded me that I have caffeine in my work fridge

[molten bobcat]

God forbid someone gets reminded of a rule

It's not that big of a deal

[ocean marsh]

call him a chud

[frigid mountain]

chud

[remote bolt]

hahahahahahhahhaahahahahahhahahahahahah

[molten bobcat]

We only have that rule because of morons like you anyway!

[earnest minnow]

what's a chud?

[remote bolt]

thats u !

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-gif-13830796357919269972

[proper dragon]

theyre always right

[ocean marsh]

idk bro

[earnest minnow]

do people actually type in random shit into their terminal?

dude....

crazy

[remote bolt]

tell me what to type and i do it

[molten bobcat]

Oh they live in in New York, cannibalistic humanoid underground dwelling?

[molten bobcat]

Ye

[earnest minnow]

job offers near me

[molten bobcat]

It's wrecked some people and made them sad so now there's a rule lol

[remote bolt]

xD

[earnest minnow]

this is hackthebox

not tryhackme

that doesnt make sense

[remote bolt]

i live solo on an island so theres nothing near me

[earnest minnow]

idk I cant comprehend that

crazy

anyways

[remote bolt]

i tell u something better:
i made .sh file with systemctl poweroff in it

then i made keyboard shortcut in settings, with the path to the chmod+x .sh file

now on my keyboard i do
ctrl + alt + shift + S
and my systemctl poweroff

[frigid mountain]

3.5hrs of work left. Monster Killer Brew down. LET"S DO THIS!

[undone fossil]

[earnest minnow]

lets goo!!!

[proper dragon]

[earnest minnow]

[remote bolt]

@frigid mountain how does it feel to be a slave to the system

[zenith galleon]

Ok now my profile is LIT

just got nitro

[frigid mountain]

feels like a paycheck

[zenith galleon]

fire banner to me

[remote bolt]

@frigid mountain i feel u bruv

[urban latch]

how does it feel to not know when to stop yapping

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-one-bruvva-nice-one-brother-gif-13194776

[remote bolt]

@urban latch how does it feel to know how it feel

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/wind-in-hair-fabulous-wind-nicolas-cage-con-air-freedom-gif-5261079

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-how-i-feel-scooter-why-women-kill-i-cant-feel-it-im-not-sure-about-my-feelings-gif-22612202

[remote bolt]

xD

i am also a slave to the system from 9 - 5

[earnest minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1161930469802246218/1304285505734574130/togif.gif

[proper dragon]

always a laff to be had in here innit

[earnest minnow]

anyone here play growtopia?

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/skibidi-sigma-1

[urban latch]

yes

[earnest minnow]

dont talk to me if you dont have 10 bgls

[urban latch]

ugh

[frigid mountain]

i wonder if I could eat 10 bagels

that seems like a lot

[urban latch]

yeah

[frigid mountain]

I could defnitely eat 10 bagel bites

I've done taht

[remote bolt]

my neighbours changed their wifi pass but the ethernet cable is still up and running 8-)

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/bagel-bites-pizza-bagel-bites-food-gif-12100043024351075867

[proper dragon]

i have this song chorus stuck in my head and i cant find the song

[urban latch]

but thats like 3 normal sized bagels max

[earnest minnow]

I want mini pizza no

w

make me some

pls

[frigid mountain]

I want many pizza now

if you were a pizza, what would your toppings be?

[remote bolt]

error_loading_message();

[proper dragon]

concrete powder

[frigid mountain]

I'd be a Detroit style pizza with cuppin pepperoni

[remote bolt]

i feel like a moderator is watching us

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/monsterinc-monsters-inc-gif-5616105356996190790

[remote bolt]

hahhaa

i feel like there is some fbi or federal in this chat also

[frigid mountain]

you can always test to see if mods are watching...

[proper dragon]

they're in their usual chair

[remote bolt]

yes they ban in 2seconds

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2spy-he-could-be-any-one-of-us-gif-22141763

[remote bolt]

hahahahhaa

[ocean marsh]

I'm a fed

[remote bolt]

i know

ur name is "r"

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/shocked-black-guy-shocked

[remote bolt]

hhahahahaha

[ocean marsh]

are you in my kernel rn

crawling in my kernel

[remote bolt]

yes linux kernel

xD

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/federal-investigation-gif-22271245

[remote bolt]

xD

interrogation room

@jagged storm can u send ur profile pic to see if he shoot in left or right arm xD

[proper dragon]

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/he-gone-dead-hella-dead-gif-20116498

[remote bolt]

😄

rat u funny

remove access trojan

[jagged storm]

*rat access trojan

Access only for rats

[remote bolt]

trojan rat

[proper dragon]

does that expand to remote access trojan access trojan

[remote bolt]

u came with rat instead of horse

xD

[earnest minnow]

i know a rat too

infested a server I know

@miss rat

ah shes not here

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-ego-gif-9709800945809453150

[earnest minnow]

becareful of this rat

very dangerous rat

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-rat-pigeon-and-rat-pigeon-rat-facetime-gif-11375218340703113476

[remote bolt]

xD

[earnest minnow]

bro

I have a pet pigeon

[high cobalt]

Pidgeon got catfished ... ehhhh I mean ratted

[earnest minnow]

nooooooooooooo

[remote bolt]

i heard somebody trained crows or some kind of bird to collect coins from the street and then in trade they get food or something

[proper dragon]

no way

[frigid mountain]

You can train crows to do just about anything.

[remote bolt]

yes they smart

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/crow-stealing-money-credit-card-card-gif-26249592

[remote bolt]

xD

[proper dragon]

Can I train them to find a central banking system

[eternal mango]

@worthy cargo working pretty well with accents now 🤣

[frigid mountain]

My google assistant is configured for the Australian female accent

[eternal mango]

Welsh, Irish or Aus.. either one I'd pick for an assistant haha

rather than their attempt at "British"

[iron galleon]

I LOVE MY BRUDDAS FOR ALL THAT SHI THEY DONE DID FOR ME

[jagged storm]

That one is the best. It sounds annoyed at anything you ask

[remote bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gui3IswQ0DI

[jagged storm]

I would say it sounds more British than Aussie

[remote bolt]

crow solving 8 puzzles

[eternal mango]

What I shared?

[jagged storm]

No, the Google assistant

[eternal mango]

Ok bruh

Was gonna say

How the hell does that sound British

🤣

[iron galleon]

I told my brudda Zoro we ain't finna go for free

[jagged storm]

I just want an angry female Scottish voice pack

[eternal mango]

hmmmm

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/damnscotstheyruinedscotland-gif-5722259

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/groundskeeper-willie-you-just-made-an-enemy-for-life-the-simpsons-damn-scots-nemesis-gif-23206257

[eternal mango]

Guess I need to find a decent series for a Scottish dataset then

https://tenor.com/bBPko.gif

[jagged storm]

The best ones would be the ones you can't understand

[ocean marsh]

are you scottish, rat

[eternal mango]

😄 I've gotten used to it, but my Scottish friend has been down here so long she's lost a lot

[frigid mountain]

love this video

[eternal mango]

so likely I'm able to understand Scottish-light

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/come-on-scotland-gif-21954481

[iron galleon]

Walk inside a bank give me all that fuckin' bread

[eternal mango]

There's no Haggis emoji

Mods, we need a Haggis emoji

[remote bolt]

@eternal mango can i ask u someting

[jagged storm]

I think haggis has only ever been brought up on this server like twice

[eternal mango]

You just did

Congrats

[remote bolt]

ty xD 😄

[eternal mango]

Love Haggis

[iron galleon]

I'm looking at the sky thinking 'bout how high it goes

[frigid mountain]

it goes all the way

[remote bolt]

i wanted to ask just to ask if i could ask to ask

[iron galleon]

I think she knows we getting rich tho

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/art-fantasy-turtle-elephant-earth-gif-19539076

[molten bobcat]

Haggis is illegal in the US cuz it contains lung meat

Iirc

[zenith galleon]

wtf is lungs meat

[molten bobcat]

The meat

Of a lung

[zenith galleon]

that sounds nasty

[molten bobcat]

Y'know, the sheep's lungs?

[zenith galleon]

who eats that wth

just eat REAL meat

[proper dragon]

scots

[molten bobcat]

Haggis is 10-15% sheep lung

[worthy cargo]

There is no meat on the lungs. People just eat organs. Organs are not meat.

[zenith galleon]

fax

cannibalists

[jagged storm]

It's the heart, liver, and lungs of a sheep, cooked in it's own stomach

[zenith galleon]

wtf

[frigid mountain]

you don't wanna waste good sheep parts

[zenith galleon]

i've never in my years heard of that

[frigid mountain]

we all remember the first time we heard of haggis, son

[zenith galleon]

ngl bro it's upsetting how sheeps get born to die

[iron galleon]

Then they let maggots crawl throughout it and everything

[zenith galleon]

but shit they taste good

LOL

[frigid mountain]

wtf do you think chickens are born for?

[proper dragon]

mooses

[zenith galleon]

for us to eat

🙂

[frigid mountain]

😄

[proper dragon]

chickeen

[zealous charm]

@maiden anvil sup big dawg

[frigid mountain]

🐔

[jagged storm]

To get to the other side

[zenith galleon]

bro a vegan got mad i ate a drumstick and i got off on at her

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-ice-cream-cute-eating-cat-gif-17475246

[proper dragon]

cross the road

[iron galleon]

🎹

I can't even lie, this the time we gon' shine 'n peace

I'm looking at the sky thinking 'bout how high it goes

This the time we gon' get 'em

[molten bobcat]

All living things are born to die

If it makes you feel better most farmers take care of their sheep

[iron galleon]

https://tenor.com/lHxlRgtmUNv.gif

[upbeat tangle]

taking care of sheep is honest work, i grew up on small farm. Shave the fur in spring so they dont overheat during summer, nailclipping, feeding them and alot stuff

[molten bobcat]

Yeah for some reason PETA morons think shaving a sheep is harmful for them

Like the sheep has to be straight up killed in order to shear

Bruh it's their hair

🐑

[thick forge]

quantum computing hacking when

[iron galleon]

Rice is so good

[proper dragon]

for you? never

[thick forge]

[iron galleon]

I wanna beat someone's ass

[proper dragon]

[proper dragon]

enjoy jail

[iron galleon]

I will

[proper dragon]

best save yo soups dawg

[iron galleon]

if someone said "enjoy jail" to me irl

i would be beating their ass rn

[proper dragon]

you wouldnt do shit

[iron galleon]

LMAO

[proper dragon]

oi m8 ill ook ya in teh gabba i sweer on me mum

annen ill 'hak nasa and crash a satellite on your favorite ice cream place

[rancid snow]

I endorse newbs hacking nasa

[frigid mountain]

they always talk about how fast the Amish can build houses but nobody points out that building a house without electricity or running water in it is way easier 😄

[proper dragon]

these guys put houses up in 2 days max

i think if they had to wire it and do plumbing too it would add an extra day tops, not counting the time needed for permits etc

they're insanely fast

if you're ever in PA check out their farmers markets too
top tier stuff

[cinder steeple]

I love htb 🫡

[signal mica]

https://tenor.com/view/plane-exhibition-exhibit-fly-gif-9040929

Meet me here in ~32 hours

[sharp shuttle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/house-house-blowing-up

[signal mica]

Thats the plan

[sharp shuttle]

just so you guys know when palantir fires me and kill me

i DO NOT have natural gas

it was a hellfire missile.

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-mushroom-cloud-atomic-bomb-bomb-boom-gif-4464831

"natural gas leak"

[proper dragon]

palantir? what's that? a kind of plant nursery?

[frigid mountain]

palantir is big brother

https://tenor.com/view/calling-tell-me-more-wizard-gif-14406275

[high cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/uhm-eeh-what-should-i-do-now-what-was-that-uhm-ok-gif-16539046

[proper dragon]

your big brother owns a tech company?

nice!

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-movie-projector-gif-19435282

[rancid snow]

reminds me of the serial killer that only got caught because his neighbors house exploded and it unearthed the bodies he had in the backyard

[proper dragon]

your big brother must have some kinks innit

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-delonge-blink182-wtf-meme-what-the-heck-first-date-gif-25383351

[proper dragon]

wait wut this is insane

[proper dragon]

im looking into it and there are MULTIPLE examples of these happy little accidents

wtf

[rancid snow]

yup 🙂

[proper dragon]

[rancid snow]

Remember police generally only have a what? 50%? maybe less? conviction rate for murder. And that only includes the ones they know about

[jagged storm]

But the copaganda shows have them solve murders in 45 minutes

It must be true

[proper dragon]

beyond a reasonable doubt goes hard
just goes to show the power of being accounted for by friends and loved ones

[worthy cargo]

My sister loves those kinds of shows

[rancid snow]

47.5% for murder in the usa 2023

[worthy cargo]

I can't stand 'em

[rancid snow]

finland has a 98% clearance rate for murder wtf

[worthy cargo]

My sister used to be a detective in NYC

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/ive-been-around-the-block-a-couple-of-times-trust-me-on-this-trust-me-ive-been-here-i-live-here-i-know-the-place-gif-14291838

[worthy cargo]

So I can understand why she likes them shows

[proper dragon]

they widely appeal to women
something about preparation and awareness of and response to imminent dangers

[worthy cargo]

imminent

[rancid snow]

copaganda shows are fun, theyre just not realistic

[proper dragon]

thats it

thanks

[rancid snow]

boohoo cops cant count it as a win if the suspect dies peacefully in their sleep in the bahamas anymore

[proper dragon]

all the people who could solve murders well probably went into finance or tech lol

more money less stress

[jagged storm]

Buying more assault tanks and Ferrari cruisers will help

[rancid snow]

Id have some things to say on the subject but im pretty sure it would no longer be discord safe

[earnest minnow]

Hellooooo

[rancid snow]

but tldr: most crime is solved due to overwhelming perpetrator stupidity rather than police competence

[tawdry sorrel]

Hello chat

[earnest minnow]

Hru

[rancid snow]

or freak accidents like neighbor house explosions

[tawdry sorrel]

Fine, wbu

[earnest minnow]

Good good ready to head to bed

[proper dragon]

dinkleberg

[jagged storm]

And then you find out after that there were a hundred FBI reports that were ignored

[tawdry sorrel]

CPTS badage looks great

[earnest minnow]

Lol the same shit here, so many reports and evidence but they can't be bothered to check.

[proper dragon]

250k plus cold casees in the US

oof

[jagged storm]

"We dismissed the 'tree of literal human bodies' as likely just an art sculpture."

[earnest minnow]

Hahahaha

[mystic harbor]

[hardy frigate]

Rat

[tardy inlet]

What process can/should I use to abstract away, or deconstruct my notes for more effective summaries?

[rancid snow]

idk my notes tend to be pretty terse anyways, I dont write summaries

I keep theory pages seperate from practical pages and I figure a summary on a theory page isnt very important cause if Im referencing it I probably want the longer explanation

[tardy inlet]

Maybe terse is the better way to say what I mean lol

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/m9e-wave-gif-24633347

some might say "laconic"

[undone fossil]

So long as I can ctrl+f my notes for what I need

I’m happy

[jagged storm]

command goes here```

[undone fossil]

I.e. for AMSI I just summarise it to AmsiScanBuffer and AmsiScanString

With those keywords I can relearn whenever I need

[proper dragon]

A.S.S.

heh

[tardy inlet]

lmao

[frigid mountain]

good thing you added that extra period

[proper dragon]

didnt want to confuse anyone

[frigid mountain]

😄

[turbid goblet]

Lets kiss

Wrong chat my bad

[tardy inlet]

I'm struggling to make my theory notes denser right now without losing quality, maybe it's just a skill issue. I like your idea of separating theory and practical notes though, I'll be taking that tyvm

[proper dragon]

Im not too deep into writeups yet but wouldnt the idea be to desigate the context/env, discuss results of your survey methods, identify attack patterns and provide reasoning , and then articulate your apporach?

feel like thats a solid 4 pronged approach

[rancid snow]

I find the value of theory notes is often in the act of writing them in the first place as well, not necessarily in reference, so I dont particularly care about making those dense.

For practical parts just a quick explanation of the command followed by a copy paste of having ran the command and some expected outputs usually work

[rancid snow]

that sounds good for releasing public writeups yeah

anything for a client youll want more structured and itemized

[proper dragon]

i see
any way to generalize that or is it just case by case

[rancid snow]

Look up sample pentesting reports.

I know theres one for CPTS that they give you but I dont remember if that one is publicly shareable or not

[jagged storm]

I think it was in the documentation module

[rancid snow]

#cpts message

Found it

it is public

[jagged storm]

Oh, you meant the template, not the sample report

[rancid snow]

yeah the template to see the structure

but can also look up sample reports too

Cure53 also has a lot of redacted but public reports of real pentests/app review

https://github.com/cure53/Publications/tree/master

If you follow LiveOverflow on YouTube he works(or worked idk if still there) for Cure53

[proper dragon]

some of these have the high level summary and then internal/external reports subdivided by extent of testing, actions taken, and a scope was introduced before these *
stroked out

https://github.com/juliocesarfort/public-pentesting-reports
found this too

[eternal mango]

Cure53 are a great resource for reference, mentioned in that repo also

Oh you already said Cure53 madf0x lol

Total legends

[rancid snow]

shame looks like they stopped providing new reports

or they moved em, idk

[eternal mango]

Hm yeah, last one in 25, shame, but still what an archive

[rancid snow]

oh they do have some on their website

https://cure53.de/#publications

oh ye, 2025 last one still

oh theres one 2026!

for expressVPN, imma actually read this one

[eternal mango]

Love that they did so much work for free for non profit orgs

Their XSS challenges were very good fun too

CHILD! You only just nodded off 15 minutes ago! Can't I get a little me time!! 🤣 Guess that's me for the night

The little stomps of her coming down the stairs.. rip

[latent oak]

How goes y’all?

I like that cure53 repo… interesting

[obtuse fern]

O7 you will be missed

[hoary dawn]

Got a see through vape today, it’s much more unsettling hitting these things when you can actually see the inside 😂

Battery just staring at me like 👀

[prisma horizon]

hello

[turbid goblet]

bro

[frail turtle]

Oh jesus what, what happened guys

[turbid goblet]

These are goated i didnt know they still exist

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-skyrim-skyrim-skeleton-shield-gif-7083637920855619649

[frail turtle]

Is lost my mind

For a grand total of 8 days

Also wtf why is Opera GX on Linux

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/singing-high-notes-passionate-performing-katie-kadan-gif-15658084

[frigid mountain]

so it can hit the high notes

[frail turtle]

And why is Rust language a thing.

What psychotic man with glasses

[frail turtle]

Decided it was okay to make

rustaceans

A word

I know he has glasses

[terse dirge]

It's the Java version of C++

Real ones use C and golang

[frail turtle]

Lol

I might take up smoking

At this rate

[frigid mountain]

45min to go

[latent oak]

For?

I’m so confused

[tiny lava]

hello can anyone give me hint for
Silentium
Easy
·
Linux
machine

[worthy cargo]

Ask in #1492582441259503747

[frigid mountain]

for quittin time, duh!

25min

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/esqui-expedition-33-wine-clair-obscur-esquie-wine-gif-537644450569445079

[frail turtle]

This lady

Got her face ripped off by her own service pitbull

Ended up on the local news

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-that-narrows-it-down-clear-now-its-clear-now-i-understand-now-gif-21256627

[signal mica]

🧘‍♂️

[frigid mountain]

15min leeeeegggooooo

fam, I want a new job but I'm worried I'll have to do actual work and can't yap on here all day. What's the advice?

[worthy cargo]

\o/

What's more important

Making paper or yappin'?

[frigid mountain]

yappin obvi

thanks eggzy

[worthy cargo]

lol

[frigid mountain]

you're a real one

[worthy cargo]

🙂

[rapid badger]

get a job that allows you to still yap here. Ez

[sinful mesa]

Streaming, Podcast... so you can make paper while you yap.

[frigid mountain]

true true

Interviewer - "Do you have any questions for me?" Me - "Yes, what's your yapping in HTB discord policy?"

i got 3 minutes until I reset my PC then start gathering my things and moving toward the door.

Interviewer - "Actually we have a 50 messages per day minimum." Me - "Squeeee"

PC reset time. see ya'll when I get home

[hoary dawn]

I kicked my laptop off the bed while I was sleeping

I woke up to the bang

Battery fell out flew across the room it wouldn’t go back in for some reason but I forced it in

She’s working beautifully still

Hard tiled floor too 😂

[turbid goblet]

damn do u love hacking that much u sleep with ur laptop?

[molten bobcat]

So hey yh

Just letting you know

To keep an eye on the battery from now on

As in like, please

Because it's a fire hazard now

[signal mica]

"That we tried things and it didnt work out"

[misty garnet]

Ive been adding more updates to this prototype/platform Ive been building...You describe a CVE and the AI agent creates the whole lab for you.

Looking for feedback if anyones interested in testing it out...https://lemebreak.ai/

[rancid snow]

can always send a picture for a little visual spot check

[hoary dawn]

I did it like half asleep tbh pitch black room was probably just putting it in wrong 😂

Started hitting it with my fist I was just expecting to wake up to it being fully broken basically so I didn’t really care 😂 But I just got back from work and she working fine 😂

I fell asleep with it under my legs usually it’s fine there but I guess I got sick of it being there in my sleep cuz I woke up mid kick and bang realizing what I just did 😂

[hoary dawn]

Under the legs in case feds do a sweep gotta grab it and run and delete my ChatGPT history

[latent oak]

I take my desktop to bed…

[hoary dawn]

And congrats on the role level up @turbid goblet 😎

[latent oak]

@turbid goblet grats!

[hoary dawn]

I need to step out of academy so I can get up to script kiddie at least 😂

[latent oak]

To celebrate, the dog yakked on the carpet

Ffs

[hoary dawn]

Dog said “fuck it we ball for Kami”

[latent oak]

Why is it always carpet

[hoary dawn]

It’s ✨ comfortable ✨ to throw up on

[heady sage]

hey.

you didnt wash your hands.

https://klipy.com/gifs/goku-prowler-goku

[signal mica]

\

[hoary dawn]

Ah shit here we go again

This vape came with the tiniest case ever

And it’s giving me the idea to make the worlds smallest computer

[signal mica]

What is that bottom thing on the right from the left on the thing ontop of it

[hoary dawn]

You’re gonna have to pay for my medical bill for the stroke you just gave me

😂😂

[latent oak]

I want the health secrets for long life!

[signal mica]

😹

[hoary dawn]

Them five below books

My girl likes going there I just get a book or two whenever we go 😂

The book on top is like some AI shill ahh book

[obtuse fern]

Hi

[hoary dawn]

I liked the cover it caught my eye

Pointless read though lol

[signal mica]

Why didnt u just buy a motherboard hahaha

[hoary dawn]

😂😂

Motherboard art is sick

Some random image from Google but like art like this I love honestly

[latent oak]

I should re-read the book “On Intelligence” which I read about 20 years ago

[signal mica]

Wouldnt hurt you

[supple plume]

I have been bounty so much hunting my eyes burn

[silver prawn]

hey guys is there anyway we can go back to the old ui for htb or is it fully depracted

[supple plume]

I could bring it back but no one is going to pay me

[supple plume]

what else do I need to do in this life

[turbid goblet]

subscribe to pewdiepie

[signal mica]

https://tenor.com/view/rrr-ram-charan-rrr-movie-sun-meditation-gif-18961590

[molten bobcat]

I mean I kinda feel like laying in the grass in the rain

[signal mica]

Go

[gusty kite]

Hello, wanted to ask how long it takes to get a meetup request approved? I just applied 10 days ago but was hoping to host the event within 2 weeks (before finals season).

If any ambassador can help or anybody from the program managers i can reach out to it would be highly appreciated. The website doesnt have enough information id like to chat with a meetup team member if possible

[obtuse fern]

It can genuinely take a bit more time than 2 weeks; I think this may be a case of poor planning on your part, you can always try sending them a follow-up email but no message doesnt necessarily mean they're not looking at it

[tough oyster]

Contact [e-mail]

[gusty kite]

Okay thank you both

[proper dragon]

[latent oak]

https://tenor.com/view/the-princess-bride-sicilian-never-go-in-agaist-a-silician-gif-12046782

@supple plume I play the Sicilian

https://tenor.com/view/uh-oh-gif-22939567

[iron galleon]

https://tenor.com/kK7U6CxF2Bk.gif

[turbid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/leandoer-yung-lean-yung-leandoer-jonathan-leandoer-sad-boys-gif-18173248

[iron galleon]

I can't even lie, this the time we gon' get 'em

I can't even lie, this the time we gon' shine 'n peace

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-discord-revive-gif-21258645

[latent oak]

It’s dead

I killed it

[alpine pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-coffin-coffin-dance-funeral-funny-farewell-gif-16737844

[latent oak]

https://tenor.com/view/gob-arrested-development-huge-mistake-gif-7280906

lol

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/general-chat-discord-gif-20214925

[turbid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-itachi-itachi-uchiha-akatsuki-uchiha-gif-25032746

[latent oak]

Got my fibre fixed this morning… it’s installed properly now

[turbid goblet]

i got ignored by microsoft support twice on two separate tickets

very good company

[latent oak]

lol

[ebon parrot]

Quick question: is there any way to get partial passwords/hashes to get into Openssh like p8.2 on a target machine? I know about brute forcing like Hydra, Openssh, GoBuster (more for directories) etc. but it's not going well for me.

[jagged storm]

Just raise to sev A

[jagged storm]

Brute forcing SSH is almost never going to be the answer. Like ever.

The closest would be getting a key with a password, and trying to crack that, but that assumes that you got it to begin with via some other methods

[ebon parrot]

What could some other methods be?

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-infinity-war-everything-avengers-gif-14066494

[turbid goblet]

academy is

[ebon parrot]

Msfconsole and it's auxes? Maybe Burpsuite???

[turbid goblet]

do u know what ur actually doing or no?

[jagged storm]

These are tools, not methods. You should probably be learning through academy.

[molten bobcat]

Well what ports are available? Let's start with question 1

What is the purpose of the device

[ebon parrot]

Let's call it a server

[molten bobcat]

Let's not

[turbid goblet]

lmao

gl bro

[ebon parrot]

It's a htb lab

[molten bobcat]

You're supposed to be able to tell what the purpose of the device is

From the services

[ebon parrot]

Alright. Back to square 1 I guess. Thx for the tips

[turbid goblet]

cant go back to square 1 if ur there already

[jagged storm]

I'm not sure they're actually there yet...

[jagged storm]

You need to brush up on the fundamentals. Stick to the academy before trying boxes.

[turbid goblet]

im not even done 30% of academy yet 🙁

cpts path i mean

[jagged storm]

I have a ton of modules I got, but never went through

I think I own all the CDSA/CAPE stuff

And the wireless ones

Forever unfinished

[turbid goblet]

same

like games in my steam library

[worthy cargo]

Someone said the new Diablo II class was free

I went logged in to battle.net, it's 24 bucks

fuck that

I'll wait until it is on sale