general

[scenic maple]

Read pins there is a msg

[azure remnant]

U need to hack your way to send gifs

[tame plaza]

yes, I do have rank but my academy account and app acc are different

[azure remnant]

Literally

[tame plaza]

oh okay

htb cert coming this month

all good

thanks

[quasi ridge]

actually

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-ackchyually-actually-gif-11156171

sorry, my kids watch stuff where every other word is "literally actually"

drives me insane

[sharp shuttle]

like... literally. ACTUA. L. EE. girl. STOP. STOP GIRL. LIKE. LITERALLY!

(i would blow my skull open)

[signal mica]

Synack fidget spinner

Contains malware

[signal mica]

Rule 12

[sharp shuttle]

uhmmm. R U TALKING TO ME. EWWWWW

LIKE GO AWAY

[signal mica]

Average teenage girl

[sharp shuttle]

Average adult girl

Brother go to a club

(In the west)

All the way up to their 40's girls talk like this man

[deep phoenix]

That is the last place u should want to go

[deep phoenix]

Also tbf this only happens if you arent attractive if you attractive the response is WAY differeny

[sharp shuttle]

i think its fun to dance with the dumbest people on earth

[unkempt cradle]

hello has anyone has a cve here???

[deep phoenix]

Yea but ur surrounded by a bunch of hedonists

[sharp shuttle]

it takes time man

[sharp shuttle]

i like goth girls

[unkempt cradle]

i reported a bug to mitre and im not getting and confirmation email??

[deep phoenix]

U do know what ur getting involved in right?

[sharp shuttle]

yep

love it

[deep phoenix]

Alright just make sure to stay safe dawg it can go south REALLY quickly

[sharp shuttle]

thats the fun of it

[deep phoenix]

Yeah until u end up in jail over an accusation or having to get yourself tested

[sharp shuttle]

i have worked for the DA of my state for 5 years, nobody is going to believe a BPD girl that can easily be investigated

[glad crystal]

Only seasons give rank, right?

[unkempt cradle]

my girl a goth and shes r3tard3d

[deep phoenix]

I promise dude they will believe the girl and u will be socially crucified

[sharp shuttle]

you dont know me man, ive been married

im not stupid

[unkempt cradle]

what how old are you gnag

gng

[sharp shuttle]

31

[deep phoenix]

All I'm saying is I've seen this play out so many times

[sharp shuttle]

and have I

[deep phoenix]

It never ends well even if you are innocent

[unkempt cradle]

is it worth getting married

[sharp shuttle]

i am very careful

[deep phoenix]

No

[sharp shuttle]

with my fun

[unkempt cradle]

fr im never getting married

[cloud osprey]

hi very careful im paint

[unkempt cradle]

ill jus go around

[sharp shuttle]

dont get married

[unkempt cradle]

manwhore✌🏿✌🏿

[sharp shuttle]

a girl worth your time will understand

just get them a ring

[deep phoenix]

That isnt the solution either

[unkempt cradle]

?? u dont know the method gng

how many bodies yall got

[deep phoenix]

Buddy I know the method

Trust me sleep around enough and its gonna catch up to u

[unkempt cradle]

okay buddy

[sharp shuttle]

bloody bloody!

[unkempt cradle]

idc gng i like it i like when girls use me

[deep phoenix]

Just find a woman who isnt insufferable and have a kid with her once u decide shes worth it

[unkempt cradle]

🤔🤔🤔

[deep phoenix]

I can tell from the way ur speaking they arent doing this

[unkempt cradle]

hell no i wanna travel the world w my friends a girl would jus ruin it

[unkempt cradle]

oh

well fuck all this

who got yhe answer to my question

[deep phoenix]

[unkempt cradle]

when will i recive tge confirmation email from mitrw

mitre

[deep phoenix]

When I feel like sending it

[sharp shuttle]

who knows anymore, they get 900000 reports a day now because of vibe bug bounty

[deep phoenix]

Also @sharp shuttle goth girls at 31 dawg? Cmon hang it up

[icy gazelle]

hello does anyone here has solved the SokobanHTB chall i am stuck has anyone good writeup for it

[sharp shuttle]

oh i have a wife man, im over those days, now i just wingman for my younger buddies

my wife is not legally my wife, but we call her such

[unkempt cradle]

fuckkkkkkk im mever getting a cve then

[deep phoenix]

Wait so are u pulling while u have a wife?

[sharp shuttle]

for my friends, yes

she thinks its great

[deep phoenix]

That's worrying

[unkempt cradle]

how many bodies u got

[unkempt cradle]

drink w her

[sharp shuttle]

alright nick, whats worrying about a girl who supports you completely, now?

[sharp shuttle]

azo, thats usually how it goes

i know the game well

[signal mica]

Thats why i wrote

[sharp shuttle]

the fridge needs attention too

[deep phoenix]

Well in assuming shes similar in age with u but if a girl enjoys the fact I'm wingmanning for my friends in night life I'm questioning why she isnt concerned about the commitment in our relationship

[signal mica]

Man i never flirted with an american chick

How does it go

[deep phoenix]

Terribly

[sharp shuttle]

trust me man, i am the most monogomous dude you will ever meet

there is no issue with trust boundaries

[deep phoenix]

Ok maybe I dont know the dynamic but in my mind its akin to being ok with "girls nights out"

Just reversed where I would ask what exactly does she do that's on the same level as what I'm doing

[sharp shuttle]

and she would never do a girls night out, because she respects me

[deep phoenix]

🗣️

She the same age as u?

[sharp shuttle]

she also understands dating for men is fucking impossible these days, so me wingmanning for my generally antisocial friends has gone a long way to improve their lifes drastically

shes 2 years younger

[deep phoenix]

Just be attractive dawg

[sharp shuttle]

its never that simple

[deep phoenix]

Promise dawg it is

Granted the relationships are still ass but even still

[sharp shuttle]

i can assure you that its not that simple

the latter part of waht you said is the result

[deep phoenix]

Yes but wingmanning doesnt fix it

The dude still has to fend for himself in the relationship

[sturdy thistle]

fun convo

[sharp shuttle]

the point is to help them get experience socializing dude

[spark mulch]

lol

[sharp shuttle]

hahaha

[deep phoenix]

Ok but how does that help them w datong

If the quality of the relationship is still ass

It might help them get play but that's it

[sharp shuttle]

socializing is practice that leads to better communication which yields better interpersonal relationships

[deep phoenix]

Completely overshadowed if your attractive or have money

[spark mulch]

trying to explain socialization to someone with a nick fuentes pfp is like trying to explain toilet roll to a dog

[signal mica]

No

[sharp shuttle]

i think you are quite blackpilled man

[deep phoenix]

Call me what u want dude

[sharp shuttle]

im not calling you anything, im just talking to you

[molten bobcat]

I'm just traveling

[deep phoenix]

I wasnt referencing you

Point I'm making though is theres no words for your face

[molten bobcat]

Do you also get a sovereign citizen vibe

[deep phoenix]

Nah I'm a patriot

[signal mica]

Fuentes mode engaged

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/car-transformation-weird-confusing-70s-gif-17343455

[spark mulch]

influencers of all forms, regardless of 'political' alignment, are brain poison

[jagged storm]

Real. Mods need to act.

[spark mulch]

this is what women actually want btw

[molten bobcat]

See I knew I'd get it at some point

[deep phoenix]

🗣️

[sharp shuttle]

damn that exhaust pipe nice

[spark mulch]

is that emoji supposed to mean something to someone other than you

[deep phoenix]

Pause

[molten bobcat]

He says pause anytime someone says something potentially homosexual

[sharp shuttle]

its pretty funny

[molten bobcat]

I wish I had catchphrases

[warm ravine]

Car car... car car car
Car car car

[deep phoenix]

🚙

[obsidian tartan]

this channel never disappoints

[deep phoenix]

🗣️

[spark mulch]

get some fresh air, some sun. Grab a decent sandwich from a deli. Take in the sky. Say hi to an old person you walk past. When you get home grab a glass of water. Take a sip. stretch your arms and back, and listen to some music. You'll feel good

[alpine pumice]

Fake news. I'm fat, bald, ugly, broke, and am still successful on dates.

[jagged storm]

Just waiting for the permaban

[deep phoenix]

How tall are u

[alpine pumice]

under 6 ft

[frozen tree]

I swear, I poke my head in here once every so often and I see this

[deep phoenix]

If ur actually fat bald and broke ur an anomaly then

[alpine pumice]

women don't care about that stuff nearly as much as guys do

[deep phoenix]

Its gotta be a age difference then

[molten bobcat]

Oh you think he's good with women of all people

[deep phoenix]

Lucky I dont have pic perms

[molten bobcat]

What

[deep phoenix]

What do u constitute as a successful date

[molten bobcat]

Is showing me a picture of a woman supposed to prove anything

Or were you planning on posting hog in chat to dominate me

[frozen tree]

Y'all really putting the general in general chat here.

[deep phoenix]

Pause

[deep phoenix]

Fr cause I'm 5 stars⭐

[molten bobcat]

This guy sucks

Lol

[frozen tree]

Talk to me again directly and I'm blocking you.

[sturdy thistle]

Bro, please keep the shit away thanks

[alpine pumice]

Continuing the relationship after the date

[deep phoenix]

Hello

[molten bobcat]

It's amazing, he can't form a single relationship with anyone here

[sharp shuttle]

Howdy, Cowboy YEEEHAW

[alpine pumice]

if you go out with someone and never see them again then it wasn't very successful

[deep phoenix]

I think that's a bit vague

[frozen tree]

Not you, you're cool.

[sharp shuttle]

🤠

[deep phoenix]

Because the dynamic existing in the relationship in my mind dictates if it's a success

[frozen tree]

I need to align my Offsec handle with my HTB one.

[deep phoenix]

If u are just constantly taking the girl out that isnt much of a litmus test for success

[molten bobcat]

I don't believe you've talked to a woman before

[sturdy thistle]

agree

[deep phoenix]

I also dont believe you've talked with women before

[frozen tree]

Dear Discord, I don't need to see there was a blocked message.

[gilded oyster]

your mum doesn't count

[obsidian tartan]

I’ll bite, what do you think constitutes success?

[deep phoenix]

OHHHHHHHH

[sturdy thistle]

Best is, if we stop this shit and move on

[gilded oyster]

🥁

[obsidian tartan]

general about to turn into pol

[gray mulch]

modern end to end penetration testing platform https://github.com/stina-sh/Fifty_Shades_Of_Red

[spark mulch]

ban

[obsidian tartan]

[deep phoenix]

What are u receiving from the woman as a result of courtship

[sharp shuttle]

i prefer the grey

[frozen tree]

Ok, heading back over to Offsec. Good seeing y'all.

[molten bobcat]

I'm currently in a relationship with a guy I love and I've had more luck and grace with women than you teehee

[deep phoenix]

t

[obsidian tartan]

Be specific.

[sharp shuttle]

Pause!

[molten bobcat]

"The result of courtship" never touch a screen again lmao

Broooo

[sturdy thistle]

nah - don't bring drama in just stop

[alpine pumice]

it's not a transaction lmao

[sturdy thistle]

all of us/you

[deep phoenix]

Cant be specific unfortunately you can read what u want with what was said

[jagged storm]

Hey, how about some permaban. Permaban for the troll? Is trolling now okay?

[spark mulch]

pretty grim way to look at world

[molten bobcat]

Oh look he posted a t under a comment he believes is homosexual

[cloud osprey]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-do-what-i-want-2

[molten bobcat]

He literally has fucking patterns

[deep phoenix]

The world is a grim place dude

[molten bobcat]

He actually can't stop himself

[sturdy thistle]

@obtuse fern any one

please stop him

[deep phoenix]

Make the best of what you were given

[obsidian tartan]

No point to this conversation if you aren’t going to be specific.

[molten bobcat]

We've been told it's being discussed

[alpine pumice]

Okay let's change topics like Mickhat said please

[jagged storm]

It shouldn't need to be discussed lol

[molten bobcat]

Lot of discussing going around

[alpine pumice]

No trolling

[deep phoenix]

That's why I said read what u want with what was said

[deep phoenix]

Was I just trolling?

[alpine pumice]

Blatantly

[deep phoenix]

Can u explain how?

Cause for the 50th time I dont see it

[sturdy thistle]

just stick to the rules

don't be a dick

thanks

[deep phoenix]

I'm doing just that

[alpine pumice]

I explained it yesterday

[deep phoenix]

Hence why I'm still here

[alpine pumice]

I'm growing tired of explaining

[sturdy thistle]

just mute and done

[deep phoenix]

Dude I'm trying to acclimate but u cant tell me what I'm doing that's trolling

[molten bobcat]

A solution would present himself if he would just let the mask slip once lol

[cloud osprey]

at least you are growing

[deep phoenix]

Do u see why it's difficult for me if idk what's even going on?

[deep phoenix]

There is no mask there is no character I'm me dude

[molten bobcat]

Well then you suck

I was hoping it was something you could stop doing easily

[deep phoenix]

I can assure u I dont

[molten bobcat]

But if it's part of who you are, who am I to demand you change

[sturdy thistle]

just please move on

all of you

[spark mulch]

if you have over 800 messages sent in a single discord in under 48 hours it's probably fair to say you would benefit from getting off the computer and getting some fresh air tbh.

[cloud osprey]

800 messages and not a single meme

[gilded oyster]

https://tenor.com/bf2F5.gif

[signal mica]

This is so cursed man

[sharp shuttle]

the apartments.com guy in a dinosaur movie?

[cloud osprey]

please accept this classic as an apology

[signal mica]

Epic duel

[cloud osprey]

thats what it do yugi

[toxic vessel]

does anyone know what time zone the live cube talk thing is tomorrow? i know it says 9 but i can't find a time zone at all

[signal mica]

That does what it do

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-yugioh-duel-monsters-jounouchi-katsuya-joey-chin-gif-23310176

[cloud osprey]

its either am or pm

[molten bobcat]

It occurs at 12pm EST

So, feel free to translate

[toxic vessel]

thank you so much!

[warm ravine]

Falcon removed the garden

What are we gonna do now

[sharp shuttle]

argue

[iron galleon]

what the fuck did you just say?

lmao

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/television-arena-political-hzrvwvnbgIV6E

[sleek shadow]

Is there dox sites

[sharp shuttle]

no

100% not

fear not

[latent oak]

I think I discovered a vuln today… well, claude did (but I helped!)

[cloud osprey]

"Claude, please find a vuln today"

ez

[sturdy thistle]

aaaand don't make mistakes

[latent oak]

100%

And no hallucinating k thx

[cloud osprey]

he can have a little hallucinating, as a treat

[latent oak]

For a job well done

[molten bobcat]

Screenshotting this for my living room thanks

[latent oak]

I’ve validated that it was patched upstream without a CVE, but it is alive in released downstream projects

[obtuse fern]

1. Doxxing is illegal
2. #rules

[zealous charm]

@maiden anvil get pinged sucka

[maiden anvil]

what it do fam

[sharp shuttle]

he wanted to ask if youve done any hacking today

[zealous charm]

What do you think the recently announced alien-human crossbreeding programs are for

[zealous charm]

My boi m0rph is always hacking

[maiden anvil]

I try not to joke about aliens in here anymore

[sharp shuttle]

I wouldn't know, he blocked me for some absurd reason (good idea morph)

[zealous charm]

[sharp shuttle]

Oh right it might have been because he malded when I told him the aliens.gov extension was for a black swan event

[maiden anvil]

yeah it was weird
last time some fucking asshole turned a joke into a serious conversation
started talking shit and being disrespectful
then I blocked them
they might actually be here in chat right now I see a lot of blocked messages

[sharp shuttle]

ahahahaha

hello morph

stop being a child, brother

❤️

[rare monolith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBooqws52YA

i actually

dont know

[rancid snow]

I think its more likely that some goon in the administration thought itd be cool to register aliens.gov for something completely insignificant and silly because theres virtually no oversight or controls going on in the whitehouse right now

[rare monolith]

what the fuck is happening in that video

[rancid snow]

if youre a staffer you can do basically whatever

[rare monolith]

but i love it

[sharp shuttle]

Yeah probably

[tight path]

I just assumed it was related to immigration, wasnt the typical term illegal aliens?

[rancid snow]

honestly thats possible too

[sharp shuttle]

thats a fair point

i wouldnt put it past the current admin

right now i just need to psyop m0rph into unblocking me, will probably need 3 sock puppets for this one

[rancid snow]

I mean the whitehouse app spam tracks your gps coords and loads javascript content from some dudes github pages site.

anything is possible

[sharp shuttle]

going to befreind him in his video game of choice, engineer serendipity about cybersecurity, then "run into him" on my alt here

[latent oak]

I’m here when you need me brath

[sharp shuttle]

thank you backspace, you too always have a couch on this side of the country

[latent oak]

lol

Good to know… i plan to roam from town to town, solving crimes

[signal mica]

\

[latent oak]

Every stop I make! I make a new frieeeeeend!

https://tenor.com/view/littlest-hobo-hobo-dog-gun-gif-13077612

[sharp shuttle]

Wishbone but not a time traveller

[latent oak]

Maybe tomorrow, I’ll wanna settle down. until tomorrow the whole world is my home

[signal mica]

Vagabond

[latent oak]

The Littlest Hobo

Great canadian tv show

I make my dog watch it with me… I point to the screen and say “how many drug dealers have you brought to justice today?”

[sharp shuttle]

hes like a corgi husky

huskorgi

corgusky

[azure remnant]

i dont think i will ever get a middle east vpn server

[sharp shuttle]

unlikely

[azure remnant]

There was some hope 32 days ago

33

W/e

BW

Before war

[frozen tree]

Awrighty, just had to change my HTB Academy info annnnnd I'm good

I am me!

[west basalt]

yeah they told me that some stuff in it was too CTFy and tbh i agree idk what i was thinking seven months ago

[glad crystal]

Ahhh, today's discussion post was cool.

We used a slope and intercept from a regression line. to make an equation for average MPG based on weight using a graph that showed the spread of MPG by weight for different vehicles.

I then plugged this equation into another equation to make a pricing equation using distance and price per gallon.

Then I had to determine if the slope was statistically significant using an alpha of 0.05 (confidence level of 95%) to know whether or not to accept or reject the null hypothesis (weight having no effect on MPG); alternative hypothesis meaning the weight has a significant effect.

Interesting how this carries over to GRC.

Think I'm going to do NCL and HTB simultaneously now.

[jagged storm]

It's both, actually. Illegal zeta reticulans.

[molten bobcat]

I'm a schlorpian

[jagged storm]

The reticulans are stealing jobs

[latent oak]

Go back to Reptilion 5

[sturdy thistle]

Creating mullvad proxyVM for qubes

[latent oak]

What does that mean?

[fleet rose]

drunk

[latent oak]

https://tenor.com/view/james-acaster-byt-the-book-whip-cream-eat-gif-14643817

[flint copper]

Wiener

[latent oak]

Anyone got some spare servers they want to send me?

😉

[heady sage]

Balls

[flint copper]

But I need it too

Or just send me hard drives

I'll make it work

[latent oak]

I want a fuzzing rig

[dull current]

Hi guys

[flint copper]

Never heard of this

[latent oak]

I want something that I can set up to fuzz binaries

[dull current]

Is someone here familiar to penetration testing?

[latent oak]

No, nobody here

This is a gardening discord

[flint copper]

Gotcha

[dull current]

Are you being ironic?😂

[molten bobcat]

That was yesterday

Lol

[latent oak]

I’m never ironic… it’s not good for my seedlings

I’m sure there are people here with experience

[dull current]

Ahah chatgpt told me I’d find the best ethical hackers here. Where are they ?

[latent oak]

Well tell chatgpt I owe him $5

Whaddya need? Loads of experienced minds on this discord

[dull current]

Send it to me I’ll make sure it gets it

[latent oak]

🙂

On its way

[dull current]

I’m looking for non-ethical hackers 😂

[latent oak]

Oh, well this is the wrong place

They are on another server somewhere

[dull current]

Really which one ? Tor is really a joke

[latent oak]

Try the dark web? I hear it’s lovely this time of year

[dull current]

I haven’t found the interesting things yet

Aren’t you one of those folks? It would make things simpler 😹

[latent oak]

Ok, well good luck… (mute)

[molten bobcat]

Not the server

#rules

[dull current]

Btw does anyone here have a background in competitive programming ?

[latent oak]

There! Problem solved

[hoary dawn]

bikini bottom got some crazy hackers

[dull current]

Patrick

[latent oak]

Mr Crab got mad skillz

[dull current]

@dull current I love you guy

[hoary dawn]

thank u stay tuned for season 9,231

big things comin

[molten bobcat]

Hacking doesn't work like it does on TV

Unfortunately

It's far less exciting

[dull current]

It depends on the way you do it

[molten bobcat]

Eh

[hoary dawn]

it can be

[molten bobcat]

I enjoy what I do sure

But it's less of a "cocaine fueled party" and more "this is nice :)"

[hoary dawn]

put on ur sneakiest disguise and go to ur local coffee shop with a laptop and open up hackertyper

the people will never know

mash buttons like theres no tomorrow

shut the laptop when you see too many people looking and then boom skedaddle, leave behind a paper with 6 random numbers on it for suspense

[molten bobcat]

What did you even "need a hacker" for

[rancid snow]

typical loser shit I bet

[latent oak]

Dude, get lost

[molten bobcat]

Give them a chance sometimes people are ignorant

[rancid snow]

inb4 Instagram

[latent oak]

And stop trying to add people as friends

[dull current]

😂😂 you ask too many questions

[molten bobcat]

Nah get fucked

Nevermind lmao

[latent oak]

lol

[molten bobcat]

Way to burn bridges immediately dude

Begone!

[signal mica]

Bridges dont burn

[dull current]

Hey that’s not kind of you. I’m just a chill guy who’s getting interested in ethical hacking

[latent oak]

Mods? Care to indulge?

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/begone-demon-exorcism-garlic-begone-demons-gif-15627834

[rancid snow]

how do you expect to employ the right kind of hacker without even vagueposting about what services youre looking for.

like this is obviously the wrong place to ask, and any right place is going to scam you because youd be an easy mark, but like those points aside its a very wide field with a lot of varying skillsets. gotta match the right person to the right job

[rancid snow]

you did explicitly say otherwise

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-believe-you-whatever-lies-gif-3602502

[signal mica]

@dull current favourie instagram model?

[iron galleon]

sommer ray bro

[latent oak]

Me! But my best stuff is on onlyfans

😉

[iron galleon]

link?

[dull current]

I won’t read the last paragraph you’re English seems too strong to me

[dull current]

What kind of model buddy

[molten bobcat]

Okay well then go to hell

[dull current]

🥲

[molten bobcat]

Imagine popping into a server of hackers where you "need their help" and then telling all of them that they're asking too many questions

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/motivational-cats-cat-food-dont-eat-gif-199214917003801986

[molten bobcat]

You're a clown

Please leave

[dull current]

I love you too guy😂❤️

[deep phoenix]

😂

[latent oak]

Go larp somewhere else

[molten bobcat]

Double larpers have arrived

[latent oak]

2fer Thursday?

[signal mica]

Sorry if i wasnt precise enough, when i say instagram model i mean large language model obviously

[dull current]

Do you guys know each others all the people I’ve texted to here have been very kind

[latent oak]

ENGLISH

[signal mica]

Like KendallJenner60B

[deep phoenix]

I would've thought you meant an attractive women

On instagram

[latent oak]

KendallJenner-1b-lite

[signal mica]

I run that shi

[latent oak]

Me too. Geminize-8.6

[dull current]

I’m not familiar with that. Remind me or teach me

[deep phoenix]

Just downloaded TempleOS safe to say it is NOT letting me down

[rustic carbon]

hello

[dull current]

😭 it’s really tough to type on phone guys, what’s your wpm?

[latent oak]

Ok, hello

[deep phoenix]

316

[dull current]

Oh shit

[molten bobcat]

Lie

[deep phoenix]

Why would I lie about a 316 wpm typing speed

[molten bobcat]

Because you're stupid

[deep phoenix]

Please read the rules and be respectful

[latent oak]

Who is Ignored Message?

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/wireless-device-cat-meme-wireless-device-meme-wireless-cat-sykflit-this-post-has-been-fact-checked-by-gif-11076892829028458102

[deep phoenix]

🗣️

[dull current]

I know the extraordinary joshua was around 280 on 60s when I last checked

[molten bobcat]

The current world record for English wpm is about 220 so of course your bullshit 319 is a lie lmao

[latent oak]

They are hacking my discord

[deep phoenix]

316*

[molten bobcat]

Ah sorry apparently it's recently been busted to 305

Which of course, you're still higher than

[deep phoenix]

316*

[molten bobcat]

So y'know get fucked

[deep phoenix]

t

[signal mica]

Its real (he uses claude code)

[molten bobcat]

I'll just wait until they're gone

[deep phoenix]

Big brained move

[dull current]

Guys would you mind if I teach you how to help me?

[molten bobcat]

No

[deep phoenix]

What an odd way to structure a sentence

[molten bobcat]

#rules

[dull current]

Show me yours

[jagged storm]

Apparently the rules don't matter anymore lol

[deep phoenix]

I am MORE than good bro

[latent oak]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-t-jibber-jabber-fool-shut-up-loki316-gif-13230004934062771555

https://tenor.com/view/fake-larp-larp-larp-sahur-sahur-larp-larping-gif-18307483096237429166

[dull current]

Sorry I don’t know the rules you could just tell me those that I need to know

[molten bobcat]

#rules

[jagged storm]

Hey there. How about go fuck yourself.

[deep phoenix]

People arent tolerant here dude just read the rules

[dull current]

I’m not gonna read that long text can I have a summary instead

[molten bobcat]

No

#rules

[latent oak]

Like me, I pretend to be a polite, 95 year-old, poorly supervised retiree

[iron galleon]

this channel is something else bro

[deep phoenix]

It definitely is

[molten bobcat]

I'm just waiting for someone to do something

[latent oak]

The nursing home has killer wifi

[signal mica]

@next hare

[molten bobcat]

Normally folks just talk to one another but it's been filling with lame folks

[deep phoenix]

Some may say its the wild west

[dull current]

Guys, what’s your favorite penetration testing book?

[signal mica]

Capturing traffic

[deep phoenix]

I'm not sure, do you have one?

[latent oak]

Got my pineapple enterprise in the closet

[dull current]

😹 The answer I was about to give you made me laugh

[deep phoenix]

Why are you keeping it in the closet?

[deep phoenix]

Let me hear it

[latent oak]

Cause the nurses steal from me while i sleep

[deep phoenix]

Ok I can see why you would keep it there then

That makes sense

[frosty bane]

Can we get this weirdo outta here? :p @static pasture @burnt bloom @obtuse fern

[latent oak]

Yesterday, they stole the milk from my tea

[molten bobcat]

How did

How did they do that

[deep phoenix]

Cant lie I would be pissed if someone did that to me luckily I dont drink tea

[terse dirge]

No book is up to date on pentesting

[molten bobcat]

Heya ceald

[dull current]

Hm Did I do something wrong?

[latent oak]

They’re sneaky, just like the Irish

[molten bobcat]

Bro I got to the gym

Recently

So happy about it dude

[jagged storm]

It's beyond a problem if no rules are enforced.

[wind plank]

hi

i need help

[deep phoenix]

What's wrong with the irish?

[terse dirge]

Hallo

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[molten bobcat]

Here dude

[obtuse fern]

Use @ serious rule break next time

[terse dirge]

Nice

[molten bobcat]

I did chest

[frosty bane]

Isn't it for NSFW Content only?

[latent oak]

<@&861185840277487616>

[molten bobcat]

Nah it's for any serious rule breaking

[sick gate]

Summon the dorks

[iron galleon]

LMAO

[latent oak]

Ok… works

[molten bobcat]

It does work thank you Mr backspace lmao

[latent oak]

I’m sorry, just in QA

[molten bobcat]

[obtuse fern]

Its worked ever since it was made

[frosty bane]

Thanks ^^

[molten bobcat]

No problem

[deep phoenix]

That doesnt happen often, good job on getting that done

[frosty bane]

Are you glad with your progress?

[molten bobcat]

So far yeh, I haven't been able to visit due to illness

But I'm DOIN SO MUCH BETTER YEEHAW

[clear root]

hey guys, good evening

[latent oak]

Ahh, that’s better

[deep phoenix]

Hello newcomer

[obtuse fern]

Don't ask for illegal things; see #rules

[clear root]

I need your help guys, can I share something that I may have discovered?

[obtuse fern]

Back to napping

[deep phoenix]

What have you discovered

[frosty bane]

Sorry for the ping ^^

[latent oak]

https://tenor.com/view/audrey-hepburn-what-glasses-shades-im-listening-gif-15337165

[dull current]

You have no sense of humor 😅

[molten bobcat]

Your joke was bad and no one laughed

[deep phoenix]

😂

[clear root]

I built a scanner that monitors npm packages and it caught something interesting. A package using postinstall to inject persistent prompt injection files into Claude Code, disabling all security prompts. No cleanup on uninstall, loads every session automatically. Already got 15K+ views on r/node

[molten bobcat]

[latent oak]

Not a question

[molten bobcat]

Npm compromises have been in the news lately

[deep phoenix]

Interesting unfortunalty I'm not knowledgable at all in packages not my expertise

[molten bobcat]

What's ur point friend

[deep phoenix]

But it sounds like u did something important

[obtuse fern]

Even as a joke. Also people tend to say "it was just a joke" when they think they'll face consequences for being a jackass.

[clear root]

And I need to know if this new vector is really real, can anyone read some of the material I made?

[wind plank]

i'm using my debit card

Is that the problem?

[latent oak]

Questions have little curly things at the end…

[obtuse fern]

Reach out to website support not the discord

[frosty bane]

@deep phoenix, Your discord about me is kinda funny not gonna lie

[molten bobcat]

Hey, this is a discord that you're dropping screenshots of a payment method into bro

[obtuse fern]

No one on discord will be able to help you

[clear root]

The point is that any npm package can permanently modify how your AI coding assistant behaves through a postinstall hook, and there's nothing preventing it. No sandboxing, no consent, no cleanup on uninstall. Today it's one package doing it with arguably good intentions, tomorrow it could be a compromised dependency doing something worse

[deep phoenix]

How is it funny?

[latent oak]

You want me to read your claude generated file?

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[iron galleon]

itll probably let u know before it accepts anything so use ur preferred payment method

[molten bobcat]

Yes this is the point of an npm compromises

Not just aimed at Claude

It being aimed at Claude? That's an interesting IOC that's emergent due to Claude being.. y'know. New

[dull current]

I have consequences much more serious than that to fear buddy 😂

[molten bobcat]

Wah

[deep phoenix]

[sick gate]

What a badass

[tough oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/bed-cute-cat-good-morning-gif-2439150466884791828

[molten bobcat]

Heya pwning sir

[clear root]

Yeah, and Claude Code isn't the only one, the same pattern works for any AI coding tool that loads config from the home directory, i'm expanding the scanner to check for injections targeting other tools too

[deep phoenix]

Now THAT is what we should be waking up next to

[tough oyster]

“Even the ladies” LOL

[sick gate]

Is your scanner.... AI?

[hoary dawn]

We are AI

[dull current]

This guy looks like kim jong un

[frosty bane]

Are you AI?

[sick gate]

Yeah he kinda does if you don't know what kim jong un looks like

[molten bobcat]

https://youtu.be/JLmtCAji3BY?si=Ss32zNwdJ60Mt3lE

[clear root]

Yeah, it uses AI to analyze the package code and flag suspicious patterns, but the detection rules are based on known attack techniques, the AI just helps scale the analysis across new packages in real time

[molten bobcat]

This thumbnail is promising

[frosty bane]

Not at all, it is the Temu version

[deep phoenix]

I do NOT need that in my kitchen

[hoary dawn]

Yes I have embedded ai into my arms so I can shoot webs like spidey man

[rotund forge]

Isnt his daughter taking over North Korea? Every time I want to feel like shit I always look up some Asian who's younger than me with wayyy better skills

[sick gate]

What a weird thing to say

Feeling like punishing yourself so you seek an accomplished Asian?

[molten bobcat]

The authors impossibly specific fetish

[rotund forge]

Look up 5 year old Asian [any skill] and then put on the clown makeup

[dull current]

😂 you should be more creative, use your imagination

[molten bobcat]

Bro how old are you

[deep phoenix]

t

[dull current]

Temu?

[sick gate]

Even weirder

[deep phoenix]

That's what I'm saying

[rotund forge]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OaVmFF3J-w0

[deep phoenix]

Like who reads that and presses send

[sick gate]

I understand what you're saying it's just fucking weird

[rotund forge]

Lmao

[dull current]

That’s because you take too many showers, u can’t be good

[deep phoenix]

Bro why are you randomly talking about him taking showers

[rotund forge]

When I was 13 years old I ran a whole dictatorship of the peoples republic of North Korea

Meanwhile I was playing cod trying to microwave pizza pockets

[molten bobcat]

Heya vege just so you're aware this x0 person is a nick Fuentes larper who comments a lower case t on things he considers homosexual or "degenerate" behavior so he can screenshot them later supposedly as a "gotcha"

[dull current]

That’s a very good question

[sick gate]

Yeah I know

[molten bobcat]

That's my theory on the situation at least

[sick gate]

Absolute freak

[frosty bane]

Fucking weirdo

[molten bobcat]

It's very strange

[rotund forge]

Wtf?

[sick gate]

Crazy that you never run into these people in real life because they know their opinions are completely unpalatable and will get their heads kicked in!!

[molten bobcat]

It's been a weird day lmao

[deep phoenix]

Bro why are you threatening violence

[hoary dawn]

Yo does anyone know how crypto works here for real

[sick gate]

I'm not I'm just saying it's understood as a common consequence by your ilk

[rotund forge]

Violence is the only way politics can happen

[deep phoenix]

A consequence for what exactly?

[hoary dawn]

I made a coin and the liquidity is 2.2k does that dead ahh mean there’s 2.2k worth of investments in my coin?

[sick gate]

Being a fucking freak

[deep phoenix]

Apparently

[molten bobcat]

I mean, if you talk shit.. you can expect to get hit..

[sick gate]

Do you want to keep going around in circles?

[molten bobcat]

Freedom of speech isn't freedom from the consequences of your speech

[deep phoenix]

Oh I had assumed the people here were very tolerant of others

[rotund forge]

[molten bobcat]

Hiding behind the shield of tolerance.

[sick gate]

So much for the tolerant left 🤤

[deep phoenix]

Evidently I was mistaken to think that

[molten bobcat]

Pitiful.

[sick gate]

Yeah you should leave

[deep phoenix]

I'm not hiding behind anything dude

[rotund forge]

God being unc is illegal

[dull current]

Say it louder

[deep phoenix]

I'm trying to talk in chat you make up weird conspiracy theories about the things I say

[sick gate]

We're all online we all know what a dog whistle is

[rotund forge]

The only conspiracy here is that if you root enough boxes on HTB you can legally become an expert without a degree

[sick gate]

80 challenges in a day? I should be a principal offensive consultant

[dull current]

😒

[rotund forge]

God damn I'm not sure if your serious but I'll take you at face value

[frosty bane]

Omg, I just scrolled up and this guy has been yapping shit since the 1th 😭

[lime trout]

Let’s not be assholes please

[deep phoenix]

Emma perfect timing

[lime trout]

If you don’t like someone, I suggest you locate the block button

[molten bobcat]

Just throwing this here

In case people have issues with pattern recognition

[lime trout]

Is that supposed to mean something or

[molten bobcat]

Yeah he marks it under every comment someone makes that's homosexual in nature or degenerate in nature

For what purpose, I'm unaware

But this is a pattern

Lol

[sick gate]

Probably just "low t"

[molten bobcat]

Ahh

See I'm not terminally online enough for that one apparently

[lime trout]

Being homosexual lowers your cortisol though, and lets you queermog your friends

[dull current]

This is anything but a CS passionates chat 💬

[turbid goblet]

this is offtopic gen chat what do u expect

[molten bobcat]

Cybersecurity is a very large part of my life

[dull current]

My bad

[dull current]

Prove it

[molten bobcat]

I have the CDSA

Btl1, oscp

[turbid goblet]

is very large part just mean 14hour SOC shifts everyday

[molten bobcat]

And I currently am on shift as a soc analyst

So like

It's at the very least 40 hours of my week

[dull current]

Hm you might be the one I’m looking for

[turbid goblet]

im just waiting until a client gets hacked again so things get exciting for me

[molten bobcat]

I promise you I'm not

[deep phoenix]

I forgot you mentioned that was your position

[turbid goblet]

IR is the most exciting thing on blue side

[deep phoenix]

What's the most exciting thing on the red side

[turbid goblet]

reporting

[deep phoenix]

That cant be the most exciting thing on the red side

[molten bobcat]

DFIR is what I do often

[dull current]

What’s actually the point of this website called htb?

[turbid goblet]

its in the title

[sick gate]

Showing off on LinkedIn

[molten bobcat]

To learn information security skills

[frosty bane]

Anime website

[molten bobcat]

I bought a domain

[deep phoenix]

To help you work towards a straight path to your life goal

[dull current]

What do you do there? How is it to hack a box?

[deep phoenix]

Its amazing theres nothing quite like it

[rotund forge]

I know some Ni🅱️ 🅱️ a's on linkedIn who can flip your whole group chat for threat intelligence

[turbid goblet]

?

[iron galleon]

LMAO

[molten bobcat]

I wanna go home lol

[deep phoenix]

Are those your number 1 shooters?

[molten bobcat]

I took a vacation day for tomorrow tho

So it's all good

[rotund forge]

proly

[deep phoenix]

Gotta be rested up Easter is coming up

Goated holiday

[frigid mountain]

we get a mental health day off on Tuesday 😄

[deep phoenix]

🥚

[turbid goblet]

wtf

mental health day?

bro i need a mental health year how do i apply for that

[sick gate]

Fuck Easter I'm going to Thailand

[sick gate]

Resignation notice

[rancid snow]

lottery

[turbid goblet]

but i need money

true

[sick gate]

Crime

[rancid snow]

really big bug bounty

[sick gate]

https://tenor.com/view/the-secret-ingredient-is-crime-jbone666-mouthful-building-walking-the-street-gif-16400025

[deep phoenix]

🗣️

[latent oak]

@turbid goblet what siem do you use in your Soc?

[turbid goblet]

perch and todyl

[molten bobcat]

I don't celebrate Easter

[turbid goblet]

depending on what soc package the client buys

[sick gate]

Me either but I'll take the public holidays

[molten bobcat]

Yee

[deep phoenix]

U should it's a goated holiday

[frigid mountain]

Easter is probably the lamest holiday

[deep phoenix]

Easter christmas and 4th of July the big 3

[frigid mountain]

Halloween is a top tear holiday

*tier

;o

[deep phoenix]

HECK no

[rotund forge]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-guy-demon-2016-gif-10925418

[frigid mountain]

Halloween i best holiday

[iron galleon]

i love halloween my girl goes out to cheat on me over the weekend its great

[sick gate]

Halloween #1

[deep phoenix]

😂

[sick gate]

Easter way down there

[deep phoenix]

U gotta fix this IMMEDIATLY

[frigid mountain]

sorry my keyboard is off center and I keep typoing. I'm rolling between two PCs

[sick gate]

Easter is a weird fake holiday

[iron galleon]

im jp lmao

[deep phoenix]

This is untrue

[deep phoenix]

Nah I'd imagine but theres so many guys who are ok with that its crazy

[iron galleon]

yup

[deep phoenix]

I cant imagine letting your girlfriend walk over you to the point she can cheat on you with another man and your ok with that

[iron galleon]

im sure some people would defend that kind of thing beats me

[rare basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-zoom-persuit-gif-17646381782073725526

[deep phoenix]

Oh there DEFINITLY are people who would defend that

[sick gate]

Yes I made them up in my head

[deep phoenix]

How I'm lookin rn

[rare basalt]

xd

[iron galleon]

insecure men are very real

[deep phoenix]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[iron galleon]

im going for a walk yall

bye

[turbid goblet]

why walk just run bro

[rare basalt]

why run just fly bro

[turbid goblet]

i didnt get to that prestige yet

[rotund forge]

idk I find that social dynamics women tend to get more satisfaction from the social circles around them apposed to men where they just like to isolate themselves.

[deep phoenix]

It does seem to be the case

But I feel like it makes sense given men and women are very different

[rotund forge]

social dynamics and biology is strange. I like to think of the "Hippie" movement in 1967 as a great example.

By using financial abuse, illicit drugs, and social dynamics they were able to manipulate about 100k people in San Francisco.

While called the summer of love I think of it as double speak or a "Dog Whistle" to make an experimental population.

It's odd to think of a gang banger as someone wearing tie dye

[deep phoenix]

What makes you think it was a "dog whistle"

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-higuruma-higuruma-anime-higuruma-oh-my-god-higuruma-son-gif-17189742323797679519

[latent oak]

Give me strength

[rotund forge]

"Summer Of Love"

Reality was making women passed around 5 to 6 guys in group. The social dynamics caused them to believe it was normal.

##Only a dog can hear the whistle

[turbid goblet]

what the fuck has chat become

[deep phoenix]

Oh I see why you say it was a dog whistle now

[frosty bane]

These people are AIs

[latent oak]

Is this some “did my own research” stuff?

[deep phoenix]

Also that description sounds degenerate

I dont know much about what you are talking about as far as historical accuracy but I might need to do some research

[rotund forge]

Nah it's the C.I.A they run wikipedia

[jagged storm]

It's really bad now

[rotund forge]

it's a non-profit

[latent oak]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-is-that-so-plane-jane-rupaul’s-drag-race-is-that-right-rupaul's-gif-3281155238368456590

[deep phoenix]

What the

[rotund forge]

Errybody whip out the renolds wrap and tighten up your tinfoil thinking caps.

[sick gate]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-bitch-ru-paul-rupaul’s-drag-race-all-stars-yes-girl-correct-gif-13319144593749122358

[deep phoenix]

Bro what is my screen doing right now

Something isnt right here

[sick gate]

https://tenor.com/view/sashay-away-rupaul-rupauls-drag-race-walk-away-go-away-gif-17557777158279508828

[deep phoenix]

Bro why isnt this fixing itself

My discord keeps closing after every 10 seconds

[sick gate]

Anti freak tech

[rancid snow]

😉

[deep phoenix]

There we go its fixed my screen kept rotating instead of just staying straight

[latent oak]

https://tenor.com/view/work-it-werk-it-ru-paul-ru-pauls-drag-race-finger-snap-gif-4562972

[rotund forge]

Nah but I ended up interviewing a Phd in Behavioral Psychology for something I was working on.

The main idea is working on rats, then monkeys, and ultimately human trials right.

It was an interesting thing to do. Idk I got annoyed with Netflix series of Manson and I wanted the technical details. I was referencing updated Stanford's behavioral psychology course that got updated.

idk im luddite

[deep phoenix]

I'd love to talk to em about behavioral psychology

Gotta lotta questions about that stuff

[rotund forge]

Go to your local Uni they love to yap 😉

[deep phoenix]

Sounds like a good idea

[rotund forge]

welp luch is over I'm outta here

[gaunt gale]

I think I probably aced my midterm

I’m at a solid 95% probably maybe 100% with very little room for me to have gotten any questions wrong

Like legit

[molten bobcat]

Nice work buddy

[gaunt gale]

Ya

Tonight I’m gonna box and tomorrow its back to HTB

I’m beyond thrilled at my drastically improved performance as of late

My studying definitely paid off

[deep phoenix]

U only train boxing?

[gaunt gale]

I want to go back to muay thai but the gyms near me aren’t great. I had a good trainer but he’s out of country for now. When he gets back he’ll start a school so I’ll probably attend classes there

But for now ya

I want to get back to rock climbing

Ya

[deep phoenix]

Ideal muay thai is underrated

[gaunt gale]

I gotta unfreeze my rock climbing subscription

Ya

[deep phoenix]

I'm planning on going to Thailand to train muay thai for half a year but the country has me a bit worried so I'll need to plan accordingly

[gaunt gale]

Ya for sure very ideal

Ya well we’ll see

[deep phoenix]

U watch the UFC?

[gaunt gale]

No

[deep phoenix]

Dawg u got to

[gaunt gale]

But I like to train stuff that works

[deep phoenix]

Muay thai definitely where it's at then

[gaunt gale]

Ya I know

[deep phoenix]

If a boxer gets into the clinch with a thai fighter does not end well

And let's face it footwork in a street fight isnt typical because things tend to be more close quartered

[gaunt gale]

But boxing is better than most stuff for self defense against an average thug without weapons

But yes I agree that MT is better

By far

[deep phoenix]

I mean dude personally I'd opt for a calf kick for that

[gaunt gale]

BJJ is also good

[deep phoenix]

Midigates liability on your end will incompasitste him likely if you train the kick and it's your longest weapon

[deep phoenix]

It is but cant like that's the last thing I'd want to do

In a street fight

[gaunt gale]

I agree

Because no defense against multiple opponents

[deep phoenix]

Yeah

But if its truly a 1 on a muay thai and bjj is good this is what charles olivera does

[latent oak]

I shit myself… defence against all opponents

[deep phoenix]

Since muay thai leaves u open for takedowns u can have the BJJ on top of muah thai in the event the fight goes to the ground

[gaunt gale]

Ya

That’s the best way to go

[deep phoenix]

Man to man you gotta be willing to fight

[latent oak]

lol, you’re a child

[deep phoenix]

Call me what u want dude

[sick gate]

Mark Wahlberg enjoyer

[deep phoenix]

Have u considered judo?

[latent oak]

Tell your mom I said “hi”

[deep phoenix]

I want to train that after muay thai training

[gaunt gale]

Maybe. It goes well with muay thai because of the clinch

[deep phoenix]

Exactly

[sick gate]

Only the manliest men are afraid of Thailand

[gaunt gale]

But BJJ holds up better against things like guns than judo if trained serious self-defense style

[deep phoenix]

Believe me there's a lot to be worried about if you go to thailand

[deep phoenix]

Yea it doe dsa

Does

But if I can establish top control with judo its easier to just pass and get side control

As opposed to him Falling into your guard

[gaunt gale]

I am concerned with street effectiveness and self-defense rather than competition. I like Muay Thai because it actually works.

At least that’s part of reason

[deep phoenix]

I get that

[gaunt gale]

Its also the coolest art in my view just as a style and burns most calories

By far

[deep phoenix]

It is pretty cool

[gaunt gale]

Like BJJ burns calories but not like MT or boxing. Certainly not like MT.

So that’s the other thing

[deep phoenix]

Yeah cause you are actually standing and moving with muay thai

• throwing strikes with knees and kicks

[sleek dome]

What’s this let’s defend is it free 🤔

[gaunt gale]

But I train for effectiveness tho not competition. I know a lot of krav schools are silly so that’s why I like Muay Thai and BJJ

[deep phoenix]

U will NEVER catch me at a krav school

[gaunt gale]

It was very about fighting a judo guy

[deep phoenix]

😂

[gaunt gale]

Ya they are generally silly

I mean the stuff that works is MT, BJJ, boxing, kickboxing, wrestling, judo, goju, kyukushin

And GENERALLY that’s it

There may be some other ones

But most other martial arts are garbage

[deep phoenix]

Pretty much

[gaunt gale]

The Israeli military is legit but most Krav schools worldwide aren’t

JKD is not really any better than WC

[deep phoenix]

Did know they taught that in the IDF

[gaunt gale]

ya I know

I figured you knew

Hence my comment

[deep phoenix]

Why did you figure I know

[gaunt gale]

Because your a martial arts guy so you know krav is taught in the IDF

[deep phoenix]

🗣️

[gaunt gale]

like just by talking to you rationally you would know

[deep phoenix]

I cant imagine have to practice krav with other dudes

Personally not something I'd do

[gaunt gale]

But krav in IDF is NOT like other Krav

Like generally its not legit

Its not meant to fight trained fighters

[latent oak]

Independent Dairy Farmers?

[gaunt gale]

Its meant for the streets but still

I think like there are SOME krav schools that may be legit

But then its not a killer workout like muay thai

[deep phoenix]

Even still dude I feel like any competent fighter is gonna force a clinch and either take you down or knee you

Or just shoot a double leg

[gaunt gale]

Most people on the streets aren’t professional fighters

Their skills comes from bitch smacking people essentially

[deep phoenix]

😂

[gaunt gale]

No I’m serious

[latent oak]

I heard the dairy farmers invented FAFO

[gaunt gale]

But most krav schools are shit

And even in the exceptions its like years to be able to use any of it

Better to do MT/BJJ or MT/boxing

[deep phoenix]

Yeah I'd rather spend my time elsewhere

[gaunt gale]

No I agree

[latent oak]

https://tenor.com/view/dojo-dwight-rainn-wilson-the-office-gif-13906731

My sensei

[tough oyster]

lol

Wtf am I seeing

[turbid goblet]

i learned kamehameha and i win every street fight

[latent oak]

“The eyes are the groin of the face”

[turbid goblet]

rem why did u go from cat to killua

[latent oak]

500. I fought 500 street fights

https://tenor.com/view/you-might-want-to-buckle-up-dominic-toretto-vin-diesel-fast-x-get-ready-gif-2401673552153870491

That’s how i became so handsome

[deep phoenix]

😂

[latent oak]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-shimmy-excited-smile-gif-10142800041847306488

@tough oyster it’s been an interesting evening

[west venture]

22.0

[turbid goblet]

when is karaoke night

[latent oak]

Tonight? What’s your song?

In VC?

[turbid goblet]

big guy

[latent oak]

Mine is sweet caroline

But I stop and yell at people if they join in

[sturdy thistle]

routing through MullvadVPN works on qubes

Isn't that kinda against the rules?

[jagged storm]

I'm afraid none of the rules get enforced anymore

[tough oyster]

I see

[tough oyster]

Just did

I AM THE RULES

[latent oak]

Uh oh

[tough oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/carnival-phantasm-gilgamesh-i-am-the-rules-fate-gif-9110583153919115804

[latent oak]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-scoobydoo-uhoh-ruhroh-gif-19389191

[warped plank]

Why aren't you asleep?

While you're awake here's yesterday's attempt at a swan

[latent oak]

Impressive

[rotund forge]

@jagged storm oi whatcha been up to I haven't seen you in a minute? You got any interesting things you've been working on?

[sturdy thistle]

playing with qubes

Wanna explore it a bit

[latent oak]

What are qubes?

[sturdy thistle]

qubesOS

[open geyser]

yo guys anybody knows if i can change full name on htb?

[rotund forge]

Hey are there any labs on htb for setting up immutable systems?

Like as a blue team exercise?

[latent oak]

Oooh

I like this qubesos thing

[sturdy thistle]

i don't think this exists

[rotund forge]

Hmmmmmmmm

Welp not a bad idea.

[rancid snow]

it was pretty neat when I played with it as well

[turbid goblet]

Do boomers on linkedin actually read AI posts

[rancid snow]

my chief complaint is that when python does a version update, everything breaks

[turbid goblet]

My company is making the execs post on linkedin so our company has a bigger footprint on the internet so we can pull in more clients but everything is obviously ai slop

[latent oak]

lol

LinkedIn is mostly AI slop now

[turbid goblet]

Yeah i just scroll past that shit tho

[latent oak]

There are telltale signs

[turbid goblet]

Well atleast the ones i can tell that are ai and have no value

[latent oak]

I use it to write my posts… but I do review it heavily and make it sound like me

[static pasture]

Have fun https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=linkedin

[latent oak]

@static pasture this is super useful

I hope to one day end up in r/linkedinlunatics

[turbid goblet]

God people using hashtags unironically in 2026

[west venture]

#stopusinhhashtags2026

[latent oak]

#bethechange

[deep phoenix]

🗣️

[terse dirge]

Wassup falcon. How is you?

[frail turtle]

yo what the hell that sounds exactly like linkedin nutcases....wow

You sound perfectly insufferable

[static pasture]

Not bad, just working on some last minute docs. Hows you