general

[frail turtle]

We literally cannot live without meat

[deep phoenix]

I'm doing it right now

[molten bobcat]

That's not true hallocon, shut the hell up

[opaque sedge]

do you like salmon and tuna

[frail turtle]

Every vegan starves decays lime rotten fruit

[glad crystal]

I LOVE meat 🍖 🥩 🥓

[devout sail]

How many years

[molten bobcat]

Not particular 🙁

[cerulean bloom]

well

[deep phoenix]

It is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT true u dont need meat in order to live

[opaque sedge]

ahh rats, they're excellent. and cheap

[molten bobcat]

I know cashews and some other nuts are good forms of protein that are low fodmap

[cerulean bloom]

ooo

[deep phoenix]

You dont need nuts either

[molten bobcat]

But I'm also not a huge fan

[cerulean bloom]

nuts

[devout sail]

Yeah then compensate it with random bullshit

[opaque sedge]

canned tuna is the deez knees.. if you like it

[cerulean bloom]

u do need protein tho

[glad crystal]

Deez nuts

[molten bobcat]

Bro you need a protein at least lol

[deep phoenix]

That is the LAST THING bro needs

[molten bobcat]

You can't say no meat and also no nuts lmao

Pick a lane!

[deep phoenix]

U dont need either dude they are bad for u

There are way better ways to live

[glad crystal]

Some nuts are bad but not all

[cerulean bloom]

nuts are….. bad?

[deep phoenix]

Yes

[cerulean bloom]

well true

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-lion-meat-cough-sick-gif-17647978

[cerulean bloom]

some are

but not all

[molten bobcat]

THANK YOU LOL

[deep phoenix]

Realistically u can get protein from eggs

[cerulean bloom]

he can’t eat eggs

[molten bobcat]

They're ordered 😄

[deep phoenix]

Eggs and milk are what u should consume if u need protein

[cerulean bloom]

no?

[molten bobcat]

Lactose intolerant

[cerulean bloom]

and

[deep phoenix]

He can he just is choosing not to

[glad crystal]

Breast milk?

[deep phoenix]

Bro what

[alpine pumice]

people be like "i'm a vegetarian" but then eat fish

[cerulean bloom]

nope, low in fodmap

[glad crystal]

Who said that

[cerulean bloom]

nvmd

milk, he can’t drink
but egg should be okay

in theory

[molten bobcat]

.. I'm not choosing to not eat eggs..?

[deep phoenix]

Dudes now adays thinking they need meat and nuts to live like no dawg u can follow how humans have lived for 10000s of years and u will be fine

[molten bobcat]

I just said they were safe to eat for me haha

I love eggs

[deep phoenix]

Good man

[cerulean bloom]

noice

[rapid badger]

I am a non-strict vegetarian, meaning I eat fish, chicken, beef and sometimes pork.

[glad crystal]

Like, meat, nuts, and fruit?

[deep phoenix]

That's exactly how u should eat

[cerulean bloom]

well
men have been eating meat for years

[deep phoenix]

No.

[deep phoenix]

No we have not.

[cerulean bloom]

?????

[glad crystal]

Yes, we have lol.

[cerulean bloom]

what?

[deep phoenix]

If humans were eating meat we would've went extinct thousands of years ago

[cerulean bloom]

…….

[jagged storm]

Imagine being this stupid

[cerulean bloom]

I can’t

even

[molten bobcat]

What in the hell lol?

[deep phoenix]

You cant do that and expect us to live past that generation you need people consuming eggs and milk

[undone fossil]

based ragebait

[hybrid delta]

If that's the case, then I'm the living counterexample to that statement.

[opaque sedge]

Yeah but you're a large language model

[deep phoenix]

Look at what your ancestors were eating o guarentee it was meat and nuts that's repulsive

[jagged storm]

Bro doesn't know that most humans are lactose intolerant

[deep phoenix]

I*

[molten bobcat]

Vegetarians

[glad crystal]

You got an F on this assignment.

Audit failed.

[deep phoenix]

A lot of people say they are like "I wasnt born to eat that" in reality they were they just choose not to

[glad crystal]

You're fired.

[deep phoenix]

Yeah I see ur photo I can see a few things there we should not be touching

[molten bobcat]

My body doesn't produce enough of the enzyme needed to break down lactose, you're saying I chose this?

[cerulean bloom]

they can drink it
but u don’t know how it is like to be lactose intolerant

[deep phoenix]

U do choose it

[cerulean bloom]

wat?!?!!!???

that

is not

[molten bobcat]

How do I choose it

[cerulean bloom]

how science works

[molten bobcat]

Sir

[deep phoenix]

U have a choice of what goes in ur mouth and what doesnt

U choose what u eat

[heady sage]

gng just block them and move on

[cerulean bloom]

thats not what he said

[molten bobcat]

Okay but if I eat it I'll shit myself

[cerulean bloom]

thats a good idea

[jagged storm]

@alpine pumice vro here is clearly a troll lol

[molten bobcat]

That's not an ideal solution for me

[deep phoenix]

No u wont

[heady sage]

it doesnt bother me none, since I rarely block people

[cerulean bloom]

bro doesn’t know science or smth lol

[glad crystal]

"x0" is really telling.

[deep phoenix]

Trust me it's an ideal solution for everyone

[molten bobcat]

An ideal solution is you shutting the fuck up lol

[hybrid delta]

This is outside of the domain of genetics.

[molten bobcat]

Pretentious fuck

[deep phoenix]

Dude what is ur issue

[molten bobcat]

God you're annoying

Everything you say is so fuckin stupid lol

[heady sage]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-so-confusing-liam-gallagher-oasis-gif-4277974339249990382

[molten bobcat]

Damn near harmful to others

[deep phoenix]

Why for saying how humans lived for thousands of years?

[rapid badger]

Block is a really good feature

[molten bobcat]

To fuck yourself

[deep phoenix]

Like really?

Bro what why are u crashing our over dietary advice

[rapid badger]

This kid is obv trolling, stop feeding him

[glad crystal]

His username is a bit of a giveaway. Dude is def 1/10 ragebaiter

[molten bobcat]

Okay I've blocked and I'm moving on

I had my little rant

[deep phoenix]

LOL NO WAY

Blood could NOT handle the truth of how our ancestors ate

[molten bobcat]

Anyway yeah I'm happy to report my diet so far is working

[deep phoenix]

I'd disagree

[molten bobcat]

And I'm feeling much better

[deep phoenix]

They all say that but look at the people who ate like that in the past

[glad crystal]

@deep phoenix what wordlist do you think I should pull from for the top 1000 adj and nouns?

[heady sage]

xey didnt know the xlan

[molten bobcat]

I can't wait to kiss my husband

[deep phoenix]

50 cent many men

That song goes hard

[opaque sedge]

Mini mini mini minimen

[heady sage]

Good for you man, I'm happy you love him.

[hybrid delta]

...which is a violation of Rule #1 in #rules .

[deep phoenix]

Fr

I might need to put on that song rn

Haven't heard it in a minute

[glad crystal]

What directory is the many men wordlist in?

[silent quiver]

Hii

[deep phoenix]

Genius website

Or u could use DMX where the hood at

I like that song as well

[supple plume]

Very nice 👌 congrats

Ong you have the creator role so cool

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/general-chat-discord-gif-20214925

[heady sage]

https://klipy.com/gifs/darth-vader-im-ready

[glad crystal]

Bout to combine these wordlists. Hope this one actually works

[glass anvil]

Yo that fake notification on the discord icon is fucked up lmfao

[nimble tundra]

damn the server icon

[glass anvil]

Lmfao

[alpine pumice]

this scene was so good

[jagged storm]

haha, get fooled

[nimble tundra]

i am having anxiety from the server icon

[glass anvil]

Im so tilted right now

[molten bobcat]

[glad crystal]

I almost uninstalled bro

[glass anvil]

Still might tbh 🤣

[deep phoenix]

✝️

[nimble tundra]

what the Garden ? 💀

[glad crystal]

The walled garden 😍

[nimble tundra]

dude i became a Elite Gardener ? 💀

[glad crystal]

Gardner in war = bad

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-scream-if-you-love-if-you-love-gif-15247286433110849824

[nimble tundra]

Warrior in garden = good

[glad crystal]

This guy knows ball knowledge

[supple plume]

Hi cloud

[molten bobcat]

Warriors need food tho

[heady sage]

Lebron James scream if you love trans rights.

[deep phoenix]

[nimble tundra]

farmers produce food bro not gardeners

[heady sage]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lebron-james-screaming-lebron-james-yelling

[molten bobcat]

You can grow food in a garden!

[nimble tundra]

@alpine pumice can you make us farmers instead ?

[quaint hinge]

Took me too long to not find it xD

[molten bobcat]

People grow their own tomatoes all the time

[warm ravine]

Grows Offline!

[deep phoenix]

You can you gotta grow vegetables

[molten bobcat]

I want tomato now..

[quaint hinge]

If you turn your soil, otherwise the yield is awful

[nimble tundra]

you have a tomato fetish ?

[alpine pumice]

I don't have the power

[molten bobcat]

Can a brother just not crave a tomato

[nimble tundra]

who does ?

[alpine pumice]

admins

[deep phoenix]

No he can not he can crave vegetables

[silent quiver]

Anyone here from nahamsec's server?

[glad crystal]

No, you have to grow coconut.

[nimble tundra]

guys

pray so that i don't get banned

[nimble tundra]

MEEE

[quaint hinge]

Im craving some fresh beets

[azure remnant]

i worked in gardening enough time

[deep phoenix]

Bro do u see me, I'm not growing coconuts

[left haven]

Unavailable

[nimble tundra]

@static pasture can you make us farmers ?

[glad crystal]

You are a little coconuts

[deep phoenix]

I'll have a farm with some cows for milk chicken for eggs and some vegetables

[quaint hinge]

Its restored now I thought?

[deep phoenix]

That's how I was made to be

[molten bobcat]

I also was able to get to the gym again and I'm happy about that

[silent quiver]

Yup now busted and he accepted my friend request 💀

[deep phoenix]

On a farm

[left haven]

I left the server it feel scary

[quaint hinge]

Would be hilarious if this was the actual Fuentes larping incognito as himself

[glad crystal]

Time for the ole combinator

[nimble tundra]

@molten bobcat what type of tomato you like ?

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/but-farming-really-man-of-your-talents-man-of-your-talents-but-farming-really-star-wars-gif-14805943431735872324

[opaque sedge]

fried green?

[silent quiver]

Today's a great day for me. Naham accepted my friend request and i also got his course free with his code. Lol how luck in a day back to back

[molten bobcat]

I usually enjoy tomato when it's a base in sauces haha

[deep phoenix]

Ay farming is a good life dude it's the way we have always gotten food in the last several thousand years

[alpine pumice]

how does rat always have the best memes

[molten bobcat]

Either that or freshly cubed on top of some tacos..

[nimble tundra]

i got a certification for free today and also his course

[molten bobcat]

Cubed? Diced I meant to say

[nimble tundra]

what kind of tomato is that ? 💀

[silent quiver]

Lol, you actually got hunted

[deep phoenix]

🤮

[silent quiver]

Same for me

[molten bobcat]

It's a method of chopping haha

[nimble tundra]

you also got the cert from APISecUniversity ?

[heady sage]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ballin-cat-balling-dribblin-cat-ball-gif-3797050845398947409

[nimble tundra]

ohh alright

[silent quiver]

Nope, I'm taking about bxss one from naham

[deep phoenix]

That's animalistic behavior

[jagged storm]

There's no rule that says that cats can't play basketball

[deep phoenix]

Theres a reason we dont do this

[deep phoenix]

😂

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/hunters-cave-painting-mammoth-hunt-caça-gif-11694486

[silent quiver]

Are they giving it even now?

[deep phoenix]

[molten bobcat]

Did no one watch ice age or brother bear

[quaint hinge]

That scene was sad af

[nimble tundra]

yeah

[left haven]

My childhood cartoon

[deep phoenix]

That's a movie bro movies arent how life is actually meant to be lived

[nimble tundra]

everyone is thinking its fake

but i tried

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/disney-brother-bear-grumpy-angry-walking-gif-10320209995452899873

[quaint hinge]

Brother bear is really good

[silent quiver]

Is it valid now?

[nimble tundra]

i think yes

[silent quiver]

Or just for limited people

[frail turtle]

No bro you are not living you are dying and starving

[heady sage]

I remember watching it at my ex's house while I was drunk

So...no

[deep phoenix]

[quaint hinge]

Watch it again.

[blazing bloom]

My blueberries aren't growing any ideas?

[quaint hinge]

Water it

[opaque sedge]

nitrogen

[frail turtle]

@deep phoenix you are looking at people eating cheeseburgers and salivating

[molten bobcat]

Elite plant knowledge

[opaque sedge]

add

[nimble tundra]

i think its unlimited for today

[deep phoenix]

I'm doing just fine dude girlfriend is happy blood work is good mind is sharp obviously I'm doing something right

[nimble tundra]

only for April 1

[frail turtle]

Yeah whatever

[deep phoenix]

Yea I'm more than good bro I dont need that in my life

[jagged storm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/how-bro-felt-saying-that

[deep phoenix]

Bad for your mind

[frail turtle]

You can lie to yourself, you can lie to others, but you cant lie to me

[molten bobcat]

Me and the gf

[nimble tundra]

guys guys how do i inject my tomato plant with SQL ?

[deep phoenix]

I'm not lying to u

[frail turtle]

Yea you are

[deep phoenix]

I'm strict in my diet

[molten bobcat]

Bro photosynthesizes

[deep phoenix]

I mean think what u want dude I was raised to eat correctly

[molten bobcat]

You were raised wrong

[deep phoenix]

Some people weren't raised to eat correctly just look at america

[jagged storm]

Raised by deer

[deep phoenix]

It's a damn shame because not even 50 years ago it wasnt this bad

[heady sage]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-respect-ohio-impressed-king-von-gif-5378643817404344366

[deep phoenix]

Idk what the obesity rates were but they weren't what they are now

[molten bobcat]

I really wish a moderator would wise up to this

Low quality

[silent quiver]

Can you send the link

It would be appreciated

[molten bobcat]

My queue is empty yay

[nimble tundra]

i can DM if you want i think i am not allowed to send here

[silent quiver]

Yeah sure

[nimble tundra]

imagine discord changes its app icon with 1 ping always being there 💀

[heady sage]

https://klipy.com/gifs/discordia-discordian-2

[silent quiver]

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-cat-meme-bowling-pin-gif-25967209

[deep phoenix]

[nimble tundra]

[deep phoenix]

👩

[silent quiver]

Buddy send the link in dm

[deep phoenix]

👰‍♀️

[signal needle]

I just need some information: does anyone know where to find a good quality PC that isn't too expensive?

[deep phoenix]

Home depot

[signal needle]

?

[jagged storm]

Are you talking new?

[glad crystal]

Wish me luck guys

[deep phoenix]

I'm praying for u

[signal needle]

no ... just good ! my pc is from 2007

[nimble tundra]

i think i did

[deep phoenix]

[deep phoenix]

GOD

[glad crystal]

Hopefully this combinator process doesn't screw up lmao

[deep phoenix]

DAMN

[glad crystal]

Probably making a 20 gig file

[jagged storm]

This is, quite possibly, the worst time to buy a PC.

[smoky merlin]

bro the server image is peak ragebait

[deep phoenix]

Rat is right it's terrible right now

[smoky merlin]

its pissing me off so much

[signal needle]

why ?

[glad crystal]

That actually worked better that I thought. 1.3 billion strings and it made it in like 45 seconds

[deep phoenix]

in the past it was a lot better things weren't as terrible as they are now

[jagged storm]

AI hoarding has caused prices to skyrocket

[deep phoenix]

Look at the price of RAM

Or gpus

[alpine pumice]

Many components have gone up dramatically due to AI companies buying all RAM/hard drives

unless money is no object

[deep phoenix]

This

Spending 400$ for 32 gb of ram for AI cat videos

[glad crystal]

This txt file is 21GB 😂

[signal needle]

ouf and whats your idea ? i need one ...

[deep phoenix]

Depends on your budget

[jagged storm]

If you are looking the cheapest, you build by part.

[signal needle]

i have 60 gb on my disk lol

[deep phoenix]

I'd try to get slightly used parts and build 1

[jagged storm]

https://www.logicalincrements.com/

[deep phoenix]

Even a part slightly used will dramatically cut down costs for almost 0 effect on lifespan

[signal needle]

really and you sell it ?

[deep phoenix]

I'm not selling no

[glad crystal]

Ngl wtf you talking about lmao

[deep phoenix]

But u can find people that are

[deep phoenix]

Good catch I didnt even read that

Pause

[signal needle]

sorry lapsus

[glad crystal]

I see now.

"Disk"

[deep phoenix]

What are u planning on doing with ur new pc

[glad crystal]

You had me in the first half

[signal needle]

really sorry ...

[deep phoenix]

We forgive u

[signal needle]

hdb machines and cybersecurity studiing

[glad crystal]

I'm disappointed now. Thought the convo was about to get interesting

[deep phoenix]

Well then u probably can get away with a shitty graphics card

Maybe like a 4050 or something

[molten bobcat]

Shitty

4050

[signal needle]

i m not good on hardware

[molten bobcat]

Lol

[deep phoenix]

A 4050 is shit

[jagged storm]

Might be better to find a deal on a laptop, if you're just doing that.

[molten bobcat]

Please disregard most of this dudes messages he's been trolling all day

Just waiting on mod action at this point

[signal needle]

i search pc not portable computer .... but need one alsobecause next year i go on cybersecurity university

[deep phoenix]

Rat is probably right a laptop is likely your best bet

[signal needle]

?

[jagged storm]

Well, if you use that site I linked, it had builds with pricing guides, and which tier the equipment falls into. You can do without a good GPU.

[deep phoenix]

Spend maybe like 700-800 bucks

[crude island]

Hi

[glad crystal]

You're talking about the Frat bro, right?

[deep phoenix]

He thinks hes gonna get me banned for saying to eat eggs and milk

Disregard it

[signal needle]

https://www.logicalincrements.com/ ? it s in US im in europe and customs ...

[jagged storm]

Uhh... no idea then, Maybe pcpartpicker?

[alpine pumice]

cheaper to build a time machine and go back to when prices were normal

[jagged storm]

https://pcpartpicker.com/

pcpartpicker has a country selection in the top

[glad crystal]

Check out the System76 Serval WS

[deep phoenix]

Yo @alpine pumice care to help a man out

[alpine pumice]

with what

[deep phoenix]

So I keep getting told I was trolling I broke the rules I'm gonna get banned this and that

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/who-invited-bro-is-not-on-the-team-bro-is-not-part-of-the-team-he-thinks-he-is-on-the-team-bro-thinks-he-is-on-the-team-gif-9302971718125027310

[deep phoenix]

U have been here while I'm talking

Has what I've said been an issur

[alpine pumice]

I think you're an obvious troll

[deep phoenix]

How

[alpine pumice]

The coded comments, the profile pic

[glad crystal]

@jagged storm what kind of sorcery is this? I can't react to your comment.

[deep phoenix]

What coded comment

Because clearly I'm missing something

[alpine pumice]

Invoking religious and political commentary, just seems divisive to me

[deep phoenix]

When did I do this

I've talked about diet os / architecture and now pc parts today

[glad crystal]

139 billion Hashes at 968 MH/s and the SHIT EXHAUSTED?!?!? FML

[deep phoenix]

Like can u ping a message inside where I invoked religious or political commentary

[glad crystal]

This lab is BS 😭

[molten bobcat]

Ya

[alpine pumice]

Don't have to look further than your pfp really, but the comments are there in your history

[deep phoenix]

I dont see any

Can u provide an example so I can understand

I dont want to be breaking any rules

[alpine pumice]

Just read the rules then

[deep phoenix]

I did

I talked with Emma and there doesnt seem to be an issue

Hence my confusion

[molten bobcat]

@jagged storm do you have zero trust here blocked sir

[jagged storm]

I do lol

[molten bobcat]

Por quoi

[jagged storm]

Bro starts fights over dumb stuff

[alpine pumice]

If you had one something ban worthy I would have banned you already, but you seem to be one of the reoccurring trolls who joins from time to tim to stir shit up. You have no rank, never talked about anything related to HTB, just joined with a pfp of an extreme political commentator while also dropping emojis of various religions and politically hot button topics.

[glad crystal]

pretty sure you told someone with specific dietary needs that their dietary needs are a choice

[deep phoenix]

I was talking to zero about OS and COA

[molten bobcat]

He's been chill as far as I've read today sire

[deep phoenix]

That seems to be HTB adjacent

[molten bobcat]

I'll leave it to your discretion tho

[jagged storm]

Yeah, today. Just been a few times already.

[molten bobcat]

Gotcha

[glad crystal]

Aww, I made rat mad the other day

[patent lily]

Based?

[deep phoenix]

😂

[jagged storm]

You can still find him yelling at staff, if you look not too far back.

[deep phoenix]

They are a choice I never said they weren't?

[glad crystal]

Tbf, I was being target over a personal opinion. But that's in the past.

[deep phoenix]

I literally said u choose what u eat

[deep phoenix]

Crazy

[glad crystal]

I didn't ask for your input

[deep phoenix]

U didnt not ask for my input

[idle blaze]

@static pasture please remove the notification thing on the group picture, its triggering me lol

[glad crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/triggered-ninjaturtle-turtle-angry-gif-21556809

[patent lily]

who punged

[deep phoenix]

🗣️

[glad crystal]

Alright, I'm about to move on from this lab and save it for last. I've exhausted almost a trillion combinations

[deep phoenix]

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/reading-sign-cant-stop-me-no-one-can-stop-me-gif-13921932

[patent lily]

Nicholas when are you gonna address the catboy allegations

[glad crystal]

I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

[deep phoenix]

[deep phoenix]

I dont address allegations

[molten bobcat]

Larp

https://tenor.com/view/larp-larping-mahito-jujutsu-kaisen-larper-gif-5475157444924658810

[deep phoenix]

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/smt4-trolling-flynn-gif-23320971

[summer storm]

testing mic

[half comet]

we hear you loud and clear!

[graceful pendant]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWVjZjA1ZTQ3cnRrZTh3cTYyMGc3N3d1MHB6MWt1aWV0YnAzbHUxN2txdDl0emg5NyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Q00G4xUDLPUxs2IrvQ/giphy.gif

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[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/what-happened-what-happened-to-you-as-a-child-what-kind-of-trauma-makes-you-act-like-this-stare-stare-cat-gif-2454779732634892782

[half comet]

Anyone know a good gardening c2 framework?

[jagged storm]

CS if you are rich, havoc if you like to tinker, sliver if you love giant filesizes

[half comet]

for gardening bro! For cybersecurity i heard adaptix is pretty good.

[jagged storm]

oh, I thought you were just asking a real question coded lol

[half comet]

in plants, not implants.

[deep phoenix]

FO REAL

[graceful pendant]

https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-reaction-Fu3OjBQiCs3s0ZuLY3

[topaz wren]

guys my garden is not growing very well. Maybe the water lines that I have connected to my sprinklers are not transmitting the correct amount of water. What do yall recommend?

[jagged storm]

https://lkml.org/lkml/2026/4/1/1284

[rare monolith]

temple os it is 🥀

[next sorrel]

Yo, is it better to just grind for a certificate, or should I build my own roadmap and follow that, then get certified later? Which path is better for getting hired, considering I'm a total beginner just starting out?

[abstract lotus]

i was wondering who mentioned me, until i checked the current date 🙂

[rare monolith]

i think that you should focus more on gardening then pentesting

[topaz wren]

grind for a compTIA certification if the goal is to be hired as soon as possible. But its going to be entry level positions most likely.

[rare monolith]

but yeah a really easy cert could be good for getting some base and you can bulid up from that..

[rare monolith]

there is NO entry level positions tho.. 💔

[topaz wren]

I know!!!😭

[rare monolith]

we are all fucked beyond comprehension'

[plush stratus]

Does anyone know how to create unlimited gmail?

Not temp mail

[topaz wren]

tell me about it. You have to be the best of the best just to land a decent position.

[rare monolith]

or not

[rare monolith]

thats why i try to grind 10 hrs a day but that probaly isin't even enough eitherway..

+1 hour on discord couse why not

[molten bobcat]

Quit fuckin asking

[topaz wren]

i mean 10 hours a day will get you pretty far if you're doing the right things

[rare monolith]

im mostly just doing some random stuff not even related to anything but its all related to tech so techniclly im always doing something

[deep phoenix]

What do u mean by unlimited gmail

[chrome tree]

Ye, put it on your list for santa and be good all year.

[topaz wren]

Im young and new to it all. Started about a year ago, I plan on passing the CompTIA A+ and Security+ this year while im in college. HTB is a great place to gain extra knowledge, certs, and fill your resume.

[proper raft]

I hit mark messages as read like 30 times

[flint copper]

yes I do

[abstract lotus]

same lol

[rare monolith]

if you wanna do it, then sure go for it in my world doing anything even so slightly productive is good for you 👍

the more you fuck around the more you find out

[topaz wren]

what do you plan on doing in the tech field?

[proper raft]

Honestly A+ I feel like isn’t as needed

[flint copper]

I don't recommend security+

[deep phoenix]

Why

[plush stratus]

How to create email without sim

[proper raft]

If you have the basic IT fundamentals like you know how to use your OS Etc… it isn’t needed and you can skip to sec+ or network+

[flint copper]

Don't see many postings asking for it anymore

[rare monolith]

right now i did like 4 of the 20 modules for the CWES path for the certificate to be able to have image perms on the server and then ill probaly find a completely diffrent subject and get opssesed by it again

or i wont

we will see

[flint copper]

Maybe if you're going for government jobs

[terse dirge]

Gov jobs require it

[flint copper]

.

[deep phoenix]

What if I got OSEE

[flint copper]

Apply to work in another country

[jagged storm]

sec+ is also needed by almost every SOC, if you plan to go that route.

[molten bobcat]

This isn't the server for unethical activities

[flint copper]

Where are you now?

[jagged storm]

A+, on the other hand, is definitely useless

[deep phoenix]

Nah I'm not abandoning my country

[proper raft]

Its a foundational cert tbh

[flint copper]

I'm assuming US because of the pfp

[deep phoenix]

I'm indeed in the US

[flint copper]

💪💪

[deep phoenix]

💯 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[molten bobcat]

Don't feed trolls

[rare monolith]

brother please hop off 🥀

[flint copper]

But yeah you'll be top of the list if you apply for foreign work

[topaz wren]

fair enough lol

[jagged storm]

especially not protein lol

[rare monolith]

what are you up to rn ?

[molten bobcat]

God forbid

[blissful flint]

bro what did i miss why is it called hackthegarden

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-9871761

[plush stratus]

What are you feeling like?

[deep phoenix]

Bro is still on abou this u choose what u eat

[blissful flint]

ah makes sense

[rare monolith]

hop off as in hop off the server btw

or ask legal questions

somehow

[molten bobcat]

I need food

[deep phoenix]

🥚

[molten bobcat]

Lunch break soon tho

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/missamericana2-gif-13853179729489161524

[deep phoenix]

Then why am I still here

[rare monolith]

atleast when i ask an illegal question i structure it so that it sounds harmless

[deep phoenix]

Standing

[rare monolith]

or something

idk

[molten bobcat]

We'll just not be helping you

Ez

[deep phoenix]

Oh nooooo

[warm ravine]

What about me

[flint copper]

Never seen anyone get help in general so no diff lol

[deep phoenix]

Exactly

[proper raft]

Real shi

[deep phoenix]

Plus I'll help myself grown man shjt

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-fair-prozd-fair-true-yeah-gif-18893383

[proper raft]

The actual people with knowledge gatekeep like crazy 💀

[warm ravine]

This is gardening

[jagged storm]

Nah, you just can't expect serious discussion in the off topic channel.

[flint copper]

Can you speak Chinese?

Check out those communities

[strong beacon]

i like flowers and stuff

[flint copper]

Lots of helpful people

[rare monolith]

*in the gardening channel

[deep phoenix]

😂

[topaz wren]

honestly man, I'm kind of just gaining skills in general, not in a specific path. Haven't really found a direct path that strikes my fancy yet. Although I've been putting hours in towards networking to build great fundamentals

[strong beacon]

lavander looks cool

and orchids

[jagged storm]

There are tons of helpful people on the server, who nolife the appropriate channels.

[deep phoenix]

There are tons of helpful people

[maiden anvil]

alright fine speak what do yall want

[proper raft]

Have like a 70% in that class

So probably not

[maiden anvil]

what do you all need help with? Im here right now

[proper raft]

I’m better off learning Russian 🤣

[flint copper]

Shiiiet

[rare monolith]

i can relate although i always want to go deep into a topic and then just kinda leave it there

[flint copper]

Better get a translator

[maiden anvil]

Im here ready to help

waiting on yall

[flint copper]

Those communities are good too

[deep phoenix]

Thank u morph for your service

[proper raft]

You can occasionally lol

[maiden anvil]

no problem is there a request or are we just crashing out

I am here to help

[proper raft]

Or I can just somehow become Israeli and join the NSO

[deep phoenix]

I have some requests unfortunately they will take time to come to fruition

[flint copper]

Those guys just steal research from other people

[proper raft]

How so?

They are incredibly smart in what they develop lol

[molten bobcat]

Heya morph

[turbid goblet]

How to find wife

[maiden anvil]

what it do famalam

[rare monolith]

thats a hard one

[maiden anvil]

not sure I dont have one

[molten bobcat]

It do, I'm hungry and waiting on lunch break to roll around

[flint copper]

I'm just assuming tbh lmao

[molten bobcat]

There's been some troll accounts today

[maiden anvil]

i need to eat cuz Im hangry from arguing with clankers all day

[molten bobcat]

Real

[proper raft]

I think they just spend a fuck ton of money on exploits

[flint copper]

Could be the case

[deep phoenix]

Where?

[maiden anvil]

this checks out from my limited knowledge in gov exploit procurement

[flint copper]

I mean zerodium exists

[maiden anvil]

I can assure you there isn't an army of hackers working for NSA

there's probably like 1 SCIF with 10 people in it doing all of the ops

[proper raft]

The TAO is a different story lmao

[maiden anvil]

we're so laughably far behind it's embarrassing

[proper raft]

I heard of some NSO exploit where they litterally hardcode their own CPU architecture into their exploits

I’m genuinely just wondering how they fit that all in there

[maiden anvil]

building emulators into implants isnt standard tradecraft but it's not unique to high level orgs either

[warm ravine]

Uh

What should I tell to y'all

[maiden anvil]

I personally know a guy who made a 2402 encoder in a malware implant

[warm ravine]

[maiden anvil]

I myself have wrote a 2402 emulator

[proper raft]

That’s interesting

[maiden anvil]

@zealous charm started finding chrome bugs for fun

[warm ravine]

That's a new for me. What's this 2042 emulator thing?

[flint copper]

This reminds me I need to start digging into the Netflix APK and remove that stupid household check

[maiden anvil]

i probably got the specific number wrong

it's a standard emulator, very common

excuse me "architecture feature set"

anyway, whatever ideas you guys have come up with

they have probably already been done by some kid in Belarus

and being rehashed by a malware analyst working for Kaspersky passing it off as his own TTP

[deep phoenix]

Make sure u have tor browswe

Browser

[molten bobcat]

Lololol

[flint copper]

What's a tor browser

[warm ravine]

[flint copper]

If you need something it's on telegram

[warm ravine]

Oh there it is

[maiden anvil]

took a while for me to go through my old notes. 6502 is the architecture

[proper raft]

Was about to ask I’m just gonna assume it well “emulates” some byte amount or something

2042 maybe 🤣

[warm ravine]

Oh dear... I actually should've not asked the question
I'm still new on hacking

😭

These things are too complex for me to learn rn

[flint copper]

Good stuff though

AI can't do it very well yet

[proper raft]

Computer architecture is a pain in the ass but once you get into cryptography it becomes basically essential

[zealous charm]

And profit

[warm ravine]

I mean yeah

But

The problem is.. time

[proper raft]

I honestly wanted to learn but none of the shi ever gets into my head

[proper raft]

I’m just lazy 🤣

[warm ravine]

It aint gonna go back. School, gym.. I'm busy with lots of jobs

Plus, I had to halt my hacking lessons cuz my ethernet adapter is eh... got broken

[maiden anvil]

many cpu's have a similar cycle

1. fetch
2. decode
3. execute

it gets hard when you start trying to manage memory, but otherwise simple operations like math and logic operators are pretty straightforward

[warm ravine]

I mean it's not properly working on virtual machines

[sturdy thistle]

tmr i install qubes on thinkpad

to check it out

[warm ravine]

Man.. I wanna learn lots of things about these things

[proper raft]

Just a 15 year old running out of time 😞

[warm ravine]

Just cant find the perfect time for it though

[warm ravine]

I'm 17.

16'5 actually

[rapid badger]

Surely you have parental consent

[proper raft]

I’m basically 16

[warm ravine]

Well, I'm not gonna accidentally hack the neighbors wifi. I want to learn hacking like a hobby

[proper raft]

What’s that?

[warm ravine]

My family is aware, they trust me that I wouldn't do anything illegal, duh

[maiden anvil]

I didnt talk to my mom about it until she already kicked me out of the house

[warm ravine]

Damn

[maiden anvil]

fwiw some things are better left to yourself

[warm ravine]

Hm.. you got a point

Well... at least I'll get some time to learn cybersecurity and hacking basics on summer. Plus, a 40 day internship will be coming to me. I mean, it's a must

Since the ministry of education wanted all of the students to get to an internship and earn money there

I've emailed to a cybersecurity company to apply for internship. Now I'm waiting for a response

If they accept, all I need to worry about is the math exam

[maiden anvil]

ministry of education sounds like a brainwashing facility in 1984

[hardy frigate]

Why does it say Garden

[warm ravine]

[warm ravine]

Well.. most of the Turkish citizen hates the Turkish ministry of education rn

[maiden anvil]

because check this out bro

look at me

Im a lemon!!!!

[upper acorn]

wondering if its still worth getting into hacking rn

[maiden anvil]

absolutely

[deep phoenix]

[upper acorn]

cuz im getting more sketched out by ai

[frail turtle]

I feel like i know who you are

[deep phoenix]

Ai isnt gonna replace human creativity

[frail turtle]

Morph did you work with soldierx?

[tough scarab]

Already has

[upper acorn]

caught between pentester or data analyst rn

[maiden anvil]

wild seeing soldierx again in 2026

[deep phoenix]

Bro has 0 idea what hes talking about

[frail turtle]

Im Erra

[warm ravine]

Uh?

I mean

He's right

[maiden anvil]

lets keep our past affiliations in the past

[warm ravine]

AI's gonna fuck up everything

[deep phoenix]

He isnt

[frail turtle]

ok

[hardy frigate]

Maybe try both. I learnt data analytics with python before i did any hacking, and I found hacking to be much more exciting, impactful, and rewarding

[proper raft]

My mom gave me a whole lecture on being ethical

[upper acorn]

i remember hearing people using chatgpt to write childrens books, then midjourney to make the cover art n such, so creativity is there, just not in depth like harry potter lol

[warm ravine]

Hacking is eh.. much like gathering root access. I mean, that's what I call this hacking

[maiden anvil]

idk how deep in that world you were, but I like my new found low profile these days

[upper acorn]

i do like both very much, and ive started with hacking then going into data analyst roles

right now the market for jobs is pants too

[maiden anvil]

probably best to stay on the right side of the tracks in this world

[hardy frigate]

The market is just looking for capable people

[maiden anvil]

you dont know how bad the bad guys are in cyber and you dont wanna find out

[deep phoenix]

I know 😈

[frail turtle]

I just messed around a lot wasting time in IRC

Yapper

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/solar-opposites-pupa-pupa-opposites-moana-311-gif-26430504

[deep phoenix]

t

[proper raft]

Holding hospitals ransom is something else

[zealous charm]

[deep phoenix]

Pause

[maiden anvil]

oh if you piss off the wrong groups like cartels
getting ransomwared is probably one of the better outcomes

[deep phoenix]

Sounds like an OPSEC issie

Issue

[molten bobcat]

Morph would you like a bagel

[signal mica]

The lightest outcome

[molten bobcat]

Heya azo

[proper raft]

Spywared is something else

[maiden anvil]

I do need to eat, thanks for reminding me 🙏

[fierce osprey]

reminds me of liveleak

[frail turtle]

My mentor in soldierx was at one point a meth user.

[signal mica]

Ayo

[frail turtle]

Ofc thats not what i remember about him but instead how he always went hard on insults

[signal mica]

Oh yeah

[deep phoenix]

As 1 does

[zealous charm]

The only thing you need is to put on another pot of coffee

[signal mica]

[frail turtle]

....no things he said would one banned here in 2 min

[hardy frigate]

Liney, u cant look me in the eyes and tlel me that data anlytics is like HACKING.

HACKING . do i need to reapeat that ? HACKING.

Hacking:

• can destroy entire nations
• can reveal anyone and anything
• Can take over technology
• can stop evil people from committing crime

Data anlytics:

• wow u really counted all of the data and organized it into a chart with NumPy 👏

So please stop "quesstioning" and just do cyber security

[deep phoenix]

Oh really?

[signal mica]

[deep phoenix]

This guy sounds like a beast

[upper acorn]

this has to be bait

[warm ravine]

Ugh
meTh is baD

[upper acorn]

i am aware of the differences yes 😂 thanks sir

[maiden anvil]

there were a lot of Walter White type people in soldierx and surrounding communities

very fucking smart, and sometimes very fucking evil

[warm ravine]

The 5th one is what I wanna do

[deep phoenix]

A man's man

[warm ravine]

Stop BAD pepul >:(

[deep phoenix]

These are the guys u want around you

[maiden anvil]

I was thinking of another cup

[molten bobcat]

Larp larp larp

[deep phoenix]

t

[warm ravine]

1KG of caffeine

Very funny

[deep phoenix]

Fr

[frail turtle]

Yes, he often resorted to lewd stuff that involced body excrements

[idle birch]

fuck April fools

[frail turtle]

Yes it is. He was a genius, a genius scammer, but still actually wicked smart. He had no identity managed to purge it, crazy guy walked out of a hospital while still in a gown after having heart surgery crazy

Hacker too

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-did-this-happen-did-this-happen-meme-didnt-happen-fake-news-gif-17254491482364756570

[rapid badger]

Luv me some panzershokolad

[idle birch]

💀 mb

[deep phoenix]

Yeah idk those kind of people who are into sexual things like that have something wrong in their head

[obtuse fern]

Lets not talk about illicit substances please

[idle birch]

🤨

[obtuse fern]

Also, lets please keep things appropriate, shouldnt need a babysitter

[deep phoenix]

🤨 📸

[obtuse fern]

Cool I wasnt around to see those comments

[storm valley]

Alright, who's fucking idea was it to change the HTB Discord Server picture

[idle birch]

lmao ik jsut trollin

[storm valley]

Fuck you, and have a nice day.

[rapid badger]

Dont do drugs kids. For the record

[molten bobcat]

Yet another victim

[warm ravine]

It wasn't me

[deep phoenix]

[sturdy thistle]

what is wrong with you

ever had fun in your life?

[obtuse fern]

Chat shouldn't need a babysitter

[frail turtle]

Get outta here with your cachy OS propaganda!

[jagged storm]

it does, though

[deep phoenix]

[jagged storm]

Lawlessness all day

[molten bobcat]

I got a nana

Want a nana

[deep phoenix]

🤮

[obtuse fern]

Yeah, because people think "oh well I was talking about this as a kid, so it's fine if kids today see it"

[deep phoenix]

Exactly some people need to keep things like that to themselves

[frail turtle]

I mean we used to have guns in looney toons....i think its okay for them to still use guns in looney toons today

Wait looney tunes is actually a US show i think

[molten bobcat]

Yeah bugs Bunny shot at indians though

So

No

[sturdy thistle]

night night

[obtuse fern]

Native Americans, technically

[deep phoenix]

🗣️

[frail turtle]

Wait would you support kids watching anime

Bevause i also watched anime as a kid

[obtuse fern]

Depends on the anime

[deep phoenix]

Depends on what's in the anime

If theres degenerate behavior no

[frail turtle]

I used to watch rouroni kenshin and that show you know it was awesome when i was a kid seeing batosai lkill people with a wooden sword

[warm ravine]

We are all responsible of our action you say

[frail turtle]

Okay time yo go learn thinga

Things stay awesome guys

[heady sage]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kanye-west-cd

[blissful delta]

April Fools Alert got me

[austere sinew]

I keep on falling for the fucking april fools

Too many people ping me

I keep on thinking it’s legit

[heady sage]

yeezus season

[rare creek]

@here hyper specific question for anyone who works in or has worked in a SOC AND has narcolepsy. How’d you handle the 3rd shift? Feel free to DM

[austere sinew]

Did you just try to do an everyone ping alternative

[deep phoenix]

Let's just say I had some help

[austere sinew]

And fail

[static pasture]

This person just tried to ping like 28k people

https://tenor.com/dXXiuPgweke.gif

[austere sinew]

Honestly hilarious

[dapper axle]

whos dumbass idea was it to change the icon to a notification? har har, april fools so funny. unserious company

[deep phoenix]

🤓

[austere sinew]

Who shat in your box of chocolates this morning

[sharp shuttle]

i did

[austere sinew]

LMAO DID THEY JUST

LEAVE

[rare creek]

It’s too late to delete. I probably should have just asked the question, sorry!

[austere sinew]

THE SERVER

[static pasture]

All good. We have it disabled for a reason

[signal mica]

Wolo screaming

[static pasture]

yes they left

[deep phoenix]

They rage quit

[static pasture]

https://c.tenor.com/13hMwFUhe74AAAAC/tenor.gif

[heady sage]

POWER shouldve been on Yeezus

[austere sinew]

This gif brings my impatient ass rage every single time

[austere sinew]

Avg day

[molten bobcat]

Lololol

Not a drop of whimsy

In this bitch

[austere sinew]

whos dumbass idea was it to change the icon to a notification? har har, april fools so funny. unserious company

Wait no shitposting in general

[fringe vapor]

yo anyone done variatype yet, wanna help me out

[austere sinew]

Mbmb

[molten bobcat]

Hacking is SERIOUS BUSINESS ONLY

[austere sinew]

Grrrr execute anyone who smiles

[deep phoenix]

Exactly keep it serious

[austere sinew]

The apts will get you otherwise

[molten bobcat]

Let's ignore the fact that there's a CVE for a Janet Jackson music video

[austere sinew]

Garden is serious business

[deep phoenix]

No funny business keep it straight and to the point

[signal mica]

General gonna be lit when a user with nick fuentes pfp is present

[deep phoenix]

🗣️

[molten bobcat]

This person has been insufferable since last night azo

[austere sinew]

Spill the tea?

[molten bobcat]

Oh they were mansplaining testosterone tests to Emma.

[deep phoenix]

Bros mad I told EM to eat eggs and milk instead of nuts and meat

[heady sage]

Big L RIP

[sturdy thistle]

He is in a „better“ discord

[austere sinew]

Honestly? In character. I can’t even be mad the irl nick fuentes would do the same.

[sturdy thistle]

From a better serious company

[signal mica]

https://tenor.com/view/franklin-lamar-lamar-roasts-franklin-gif-19948223

[austere sinew]

I know, I’m cackling

Hehehehehehe

[sharp shuttle]

To answer your question, most of us don't have "medically diagnosed" narcolepsy, the name of the game is dealing with drowsiness in this industry. We are all asked to do more than we should at the cost of our health.

While nobody is likely going to have your issue, I have worked with people with it. I would suggest you simply don't mention it. Most employers, especially blue team, will see you as a risk. Thats just reality.

[molten bobcat]

Gifs you can hear

[molten bobcat]

Employers are not allowed to judge based on his medical condition

[sharp shuttle]

cloud ffs

they will anyway

[molten bobcat]

I know

[deep phoenix]

😂 🤦‍♂️

[austere sinew]

Funny I got fired yesterday for being hospitalised.

[signal mica]

"Not allowed"

[molten bobcat]

But he has legal protection in the event they do

Is what I mean

[austere sinew]

But it’s fine I had an interview today

[heady sage]

Are you alright Wolo?

[austere sinew]

No on sunday my hr went to 230

So

[sharp shuttle]

sorry to hear that wolo

[austere sinew]

Monday spent the day in hospital

[sturdy thistle]

And then got fired?

[austere sinew]

All good I’m so suing

[austere sinew]

Yeah

Specifically for

Being in the hospital

[sturdy thistle]

What a shit company

[austere sinew]

Actually insane

[molten bobcat]

I hope you feel better

[sturdy thistle]

Health over job

[molten bobcat]

Try not to worry about corporations they don't give a fuck about you so you don't have to return the favor at all

[austere sinew]

It’s fine

If it was a cysec job I’d be crying but tis just sales

[sturdy thistle]

How was today’s interview

[molten bobcat]

Atta girl

[austere sinew]

I can afford to lose that

[molten bobcat]

I'm proud

[austere sinew]

Tyty

[deep phoenix]

😂

[austere sinew]

Boring

[flint copper]

Sue

[sturdy thistle]

Still hope u get it

[austere sinew]

Tyty

[sturdy thistle]

Apply at htb

Every day

[austere sinew]

I definitely am, already spoke with lawyers waiting for em to get back to me

[sturdy thistle]

Until they hire u

[heady sage]

https://klipy.com/gifs/power-kw

[flint copper]

Good, hope you win

[signal mica]

Vader in his kanye era

[austere sinew]

I have the internal messages of my managers discussing the fact that “she took monday off because she was in the hospital not a good start”

[molten bobcat]

@rare creek I work in a soc and they're very understanding and flexible

[heady sage]

her*

[sturdy thistle]

What a fucker

Idiot

[deep phoenix]

😂

[sturdy thistle]

Idk what’s so funny about this

[austere sinew]

Literally

[molten bobcat]

Obviously your mileage may vary, but please don't think your medical condition can stop you from having a successful career

[austere sinew]

Ty

[deep phoenix]

😂

[molten bobcat]

I have full faith you can accomplish your goals

[austere sinew]

Oh no I know

[sturdy thistle]

Ok then please shut up

[molten bobcat]

I was talking to Celtic

But also

I suppose this works for you too!

Heha

[austere sinew]

Oh LOL

[junior basin]

Y'all should mask the ping icon onto the original gif for the icon instead of making it static

[rare creek]

Really?! That’s great to hear! My big fear is getting hired, not being able to handle the transition to 3rd shift and getting fired since everyone says you have to work 3rd.

[molten bobcat]

See that's how you know advice is good if it has multiple applications lol

[deep phoenix]

Thanks for ur motivation Coud fortunately I dont have a medical condition nor am I disabled

[sturdy thistle]

Some of your reactions speaks a different story

[molten bobcat]

I worked overnights before, I got moved to 2nd shift

[austere sinew]

Gotem

[gaunt gale]

Electronic midterm is tomorrow

[austere sinew]

Oh no wayyy good luck

[gaunt gale]

Ya took a week off HTB just to prep for it

Its my first electronics class

[austere sinew]

You’re gonna do so well

[sturdy thistle]

Good luck dude

[gaunt gale]

Thanks guys

[deep phoenix]

😂

[sharp shuttle]

Many jobs in this industry require 16 hour days, I am not sure what you mean by third shift, in a typical SOC, at least in my experience, there is a hand-off period during your monitor monkey shift where you brief the next guard (enterprise context). I have never been asked or forced to work 24 hours straight. The worst time in my life in Blue team was during Log4j, when i was abruptly threatened to be fired in the dead of night if i did not get on my computer to contain our alert system

[deep phoenix]

U must've been reading my mind

[sturdy thistle]

No, I’m blocking you now

[molten bobcat]

Brath..

[sturdy thistle]

That’s better

[molten bobcat]

Come on buddy..

[deep phoenix]

😂

[molten bobcat]

I haven't worked a 16 hour shift my whole cybersecurity career man

[sturdy thistle]

Told you to stop it and you continue

[molten bobcat]

That's isn't typical

[heady sage]

Jesus everyone and their mom has you blocked

[sharp shuttle]

Cloud you are a very very special case in my experience

[molten bobcat]

I don't know how

[sturdy thistle]

Or I summon golam for revenge

[patent lily]

16 hour??

[austere sinew]

This nick fuentes troll is just trying everything to see how far he can go without being banned

[deep phoenix]

Dnrd

[molten bobcat]

It's not like I have any special talents lol

[austere sinew]

It’s just kinda sad

[sharp shuttle]

I would consider yourself lucky, I am not speaking anything wild

[sturdy thistle]

@scenic maple

[heady sage]

Pardon?

[molten bobcat]

That's fair I suppose

[patent lily]

He didn't read

[molten bobcat]

I don't feel lucky I worked really hard

[sharp shuttle]

SOC Is treated like dirt in most places

[deep phoenix]

I know how u feel

[sharp shuttle]

Ask anybody whos worked at deloitte or big 4

[molten bobcat]

Oh god

Yeah I'm not suggesting he work for a soul grinder lol

[heady sage]

Deloitte is bad right?

[sharp shuttle]

Deloitte very bad yes

[deep phoenix]

😂

[sharp shuttle]

dont work for them

[sturdy thistle]

Brooklyn Nine Nine is soooo fun

[deep phoenix]

I know what u mean

[austere sinew]

You know we tend to try to replicate the interactions we grew up with, if you gotta annoy people for attention I’m so sorry @deep phoenix

[sharp shuttle]

they will suck your soul out and shit on it

[molten bobcat]

I think he should be up front about his narcolepsy. Any company that's worth working for will be understanding.

[austere sinew]

DOUG JUDY

[sturdy thistle]

Yes

[turbid goblet]

judge judy?

[deep phoenix]

You are very deep and clearly very much as intelligent as u believe u are I appreciate your condolences

[sturdy thistle]

I love captain holt

[obtuse fern]

RIP Andre Braugher :(

[signal mica]

Atleast it looks good on CV

[sharp shuttle]

Yep, Celtic will be fine, its just a matter of finding the right fish who are not absolute psychopaths

[molten bobcat]

Ain't that the truth for us all tho

[sharp shuttle]

not really, its really not special

its babies first cyber gigs

[sturdy thistle]

Yeah I found out too

[sharp shuttle]

always contract

deloitte churns so many people

[molten bobcat]

Feel like I'm doing this my whole life lol

[sturdy thistle]

Watching in bed is the best

Eating some peanuts

[deep phoenix]

🤮

[molten bobcat]

I found out fritos are an acceptable food I can eat

Life is good

[sharp shuttle]

nice man, unrelated but my dogs natural scent is fritos

therefore i cannot stomach them

[molten bobcat]

Nice lmao

[sharp shuttle]

it really baffles me

[molten bobcat]

My cat smells a little like arm and hammer

[sharp shuttle]

thats not bad i like that chemical smell

[molten bobcat]

He smells clean lol

[sharp shuttle]

it also smells clean