general

[elder inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-smoking-smokin-smoke-weed-smoke-weed-everyday-gif-4721092292005187894

[devout sail]

No honey?

[chrome tree]

https://giphy.com/gifs/childhood-brave-little-toaster-toasted-lZIGloNDp3yrm

[left haven]

what just happened here haha why the server name garden 😂

[devout sail]

Mhm i got a headache
It's been a while
I hope it makes me sleep early

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/kekuwu-kekw-anime-gif-10260786903607553889

[elder inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/ernie-weed-w33d-mary-j-marijuana-gif-17401267

[scenic maple]

did you drink enough water?

[elder inlet]

Does coffee count?

[devout sail]

We got hoes so might as well farm

[scenic maple]

no

[molten bobcat]

Check the date brah

We're a gardening server now

[elder inlet]

Lies, coffee counts, coffee is mostly water

[molten bobcat]

Cybersecurity is lame

[undone fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/cpp-cplusplus-c-programming-programming-coding-gif-15017077281183755475

[mystic harbor]

Does red bull or monster counts?

[molten bobcat]

Gardening is forever

[elder inlet]

Coffee IS water

[undone fossil]

I hate this guy

[chrome tree]

It had water pass through it for extraction, so technically yes

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-mood-1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K

[scenic maple]

human body is mostly water too

[undone fossil]

I have no context but im gonna say yes

[scenic maple]

doesnt mean u should eat us

[molten bobcat]

I would die for this frog

[undone fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/scratching-my-nuts-gif-16799734835953594490

[mystic harbor]

Right we don't need water

[wind plank]

bro

wtf

hack The garden?

[devout sail]

Me?
I had sips
But yeah must be the best
I probably sweat like half glass lmao

[elder inlet]

[sharp shuttle]

i treat water like an extraction shooter

[crimson orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-woah-woooooow-car-wow-wow-cat-gif-16879946212898897782

[undone fossil]

https://autumn.revolt.chat/attachments/5IW99rBWDKGJpek5oMCw-bq1NDZjyRRApnFp1QeAyf/bug.gif

[molten bobcat]

Hey what the fuck was that embed url

[devout sail]

Aqua is literally watar just sayin

[molten bobcat]

Ohh there it is

[signal mica]

Rule 12

[molten bobcat]

It just took forever to load lol

[mystic harbor]

Cats for protien ✅

[devout sail]

[left haven]

Both server thm and htg are shitposting

[molten bobcat]

Yesyes

[devout sail]

Nerd show rule

I can't see the channel to read

[mystic harbor]

am I banned in THM also now

[devout sail]

Got your result?

[signal mica]

I assume you said good morning and it was too much for the mods

[scenic maple]

poor guy not having money to buy food

[cloud osprey]

omni-lounge amirite or amirite @signal mica

[signal mica]

That is correct paint

[mystic harbor]

According to my calculations nothing before 21 April

[undone fossil]

I once got banned for correcting their terrible advice

good times

[devout sail]

Content contributor lounge amirite or amirite

[scenic maple]

wait so is omni-lounge real?

[cloud osprey]

one way to find out

[signal mica]

Dead channel though noone is really msg there except ipp and m4cz

[devout sail]

Same for cc

[cloud osprey]

they talk too much

like get a life guys

[devout sail]

get a room*

[left haven]

This is funny asf hack the garden

[scenic maple]

i cant get omni in 2026 bro there is just too much content

the right time to get omni was in 2017 when there were 17 boxes

[cloud osprey]

maybe with that attitude

[devout sail]

Just do it breh

[alpine pumice]

it can be done

[devout sail]

I sell flags for uhh 15 <your currency> per flag

[cloud osprey]

bro just do the active content

[signal mica]

Buy flags from ap4sh

[alpine pumice]

accurate

[cloud osprey]

you dont even have to solve puzzles, just develop some 0days to use

just hack the boxes

ez

[scenic maple]

[mystic harbor]

https://youtube.com/shorts/halG5onay5c?si=K99zEfiTLIEw0ei6

[signal mica]

The garden

[alpine pumice]

just ask frostb1te to help

[cloud osprey]

do not do this

[scenic maple]

frosto is guru

[signal mica]

[scenic maple]

he too busy to get omni

[alpine pumice]

he will just hack htb and edit your account

[rose onyx]

Frosto only wanted orange color

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/whiskers-mmm-hmm-suspicious-sus-gif-11609747178733891907

[alpine pumice]

why doesn't my dang open beta seasonal badge show up

lame

[signal mica]

Me

[fierce vale]

elite gardener?

[left haven]

So Everyone learning Red team agriculture and BlueTeam agriculture business

[mystic harbor]

Get some gardening hacks y'all

[ornate ibex]

:Dance:

3 more modules

[rose onyx]

CWEE wen?

[mystic harbor]

See the gun works

[cloud osprey]

spiderman does web penetration

[ornate ibex]

soon ™

[west basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/181303403366842368/1467646554654642217/togif.gif

[ornate ibex]

It did. I solved module since u threatened me.

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[west basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258125597251600538/1334405914098405436/togif.gif

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[west basalt]

https://klipy.com/gifs/what-the-dog-doing-fail

[alpine pumice]

ain't nobody cilcking on links

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-triple-embed-fail-gif-27612196

[west basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379048033261584474/1417709736467501087/togif-2.gif

[alpine pumice]

i was surprised there was a double embed fail, and even more surprised there's a 3rd

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-quadruple-embed-fail-gif-27612249

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-quadruple-embed-fail-gif-27612249

[molten bobcat]

Heya rat

How's it going today

[west basalt]

Until we meet again

[jagged storm]

It is going well enough. The weather didn't suck. How about you

[molten bobcat]

Goin alright, woke up with minimal anxiety and no tummy issues so I am cruisin

[left haven]

Hack the grass

[rancid snow]

everyone today be like:

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-embed-failure-epic-embed-win-embed-victory-zyber-gif-21338076

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/lxghtning-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-opening-5-op-5-gif-11520645953397287947

[fierce vale]

dirt noobie

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/muichiro-tokito-epic-embed-fail-gif-24836083

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-dancing-reze-dance-reze-chainsaw-man-reze-chainsawman-chainsaw-man-reze-gif-17360894477952369928

[left haven]

April fools today

[jagged storm]

It goes to at least 6

[devout sail]

Uhh this dance is nice

[scenic maple]

wait thats girl who tore the guys tounge

[devout sail]

Gotta find that youtube video again

[molten bobcat]

Reze, Chainsaw Man

[devout sail]

Idk haven't watched csm

[scenic maple]

ye that

[scenic maple]

she dies at the end

[cloud osprey]

is the man a chainsaw, or is the chainsaw a man

jk hes a garbage disposal

[molten bobcat]

The man is a chainsaw

[devout sail]

Spoiler doesn't on me

And this is the original dance
Song 🔥 too

https://youtu.be/wv0i5_1z_LE

[scenic maple]

maybe there is a chainsaw in every man

[devout sail]

@warped plank

[devout sail]

Gay

[scenic maple]

whats gay abt it

[jagged storm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jgmm-cat-meme

[devout sail]

I read it as chainsawman in every man

[scenic maple]

😔

[jagged storm]

We can have a little chainsaw, as a treat

[devout sail]

Brradrise know chainsaw dealers

[molten bobcat]

I'm feeling inspired I think

But I know not how to channel it

Hm

[scenic maple]

there is nothing wrong with having little chainsaws

[cloud osprey]

you measure by the length of the chain, not the length of the blade

[devout sail]

What about piercing on sus places

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-james-doakes-cat-xleazly-gif-12085380055585927468

[devout sail]

Like fingers

[glacial glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-dexter-dexter-meme-gif-1302676710766719675

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/yuji-itadori-yuji-fumihiko-takaba-takaba-megumi-fushiguro-gif-5244041468510502897

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[glacial glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/demogorgon-demogorgon-absolute-cinema-demogorgon-meme-stranger-things-stranger-things-absolute-cinema-gif-9074134861691684148

[mystic harbor]

For penetration testing

[glacial glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/ddddd-bbbb-gif-15625046

[jagged storm]

*garden

[glacial glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/operationsin-sinners-gif-25990195

[plush stratus]

Does anyone know how to create unlimited gmail?

[cloud osprey]

wait i have a clip saved for this, please hold

[glacial glacier]

okayyy

[glacial glacier]

wdym?

[rancid snow]

whats a cc editor

[alpine pumice]

Gmail already provides unlimited accounts just based off one account

[scenic maple]

teach me how

[cloud osprey]

its coming, just hold on to your britches, please continue to wait

[alpine pumice]

You can use plus addressing, for example, [e-mail] you can make [e-mail], [e-mail]. You can also use periods to further modify the address, [e-mail] will route to [e-mail]. you can use these combos to sign up with a unique email for every single website and find out who sold your email to spammers because the spammers will use the same email.

[molten bobcat]

No you asked this the other day read the server rules

[cloud osprey]

oooo i found it

[scenic maple]

ow that

[jagged storm]

Gmail leaked

[scenic maple]

didnt know the dot one

[sturdy thistle]

@fierce vale slapped in my 480 GB drive 😄

[alpine pumice]

yeah it ignores dots

so you can do like [e-mail]

[jagged storm]

I have signed you up for unlimited cat facts, with the bonus plan for cat pics

[median ivy]

Lots of sites will however ignore the + or . additions

[scenic maple]

babe is falling for a suplly chain attack 😭

[scenic maple]

check ur mail

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[ancient sequoia]

i failed for the server pp for 3 times tho

[scenic maple]

[alpine pumice]

i don't own that address

[ancient sequoia]

[stone scroll]

Whoever updated the server pfp to have an alert is evil 💀

[maiden anvil]

guys how do I slow down time

[jagged storm]

Too late, they already have unlimited cat facts

[ancient sequoia]

unlock dio's stand

[scenic maple]

i will try to phish then

[molten bobcat]

He stops time doesn't slow it

[mystic harbor]

They only put 1 accidently instead of 99

[ancient sequoia]

same here tho i tried 3 times to mark as read

[ancient sequoia]

whats about all this garden nature theme tho is this a massege touch grass or smth?

[scenic maple]

april 1

[mystic harbor]

yes

[median ivy]

@cerulean bloom sorry I forgot to reply to you, I hope you are well :)) I'm working rn, it's pretty fun

[molten bobcat]

I had a DnD character that was a chronomancer who gained a bonus to his armor class due to being able to see a few seconds into the future

[ancient sequoia]

oh

[mystic harbor]

touch some grass and take a shower

[ancient sequoia]

can i touch some dumbell instead of grass?

[cerulean bloom]

no worries (and you replied at the perfect time, cuz I was reading chat for a bit )
sounds noice 💪

[ancient sequoia]

[median ivy]

what have you been up to? Bit late, but congrats for getting accepted to that highschool! Proud of ya

[cerulean bloom]

school work, working on CPTS, the usual

thanks!!!!!!!

[scenic maple]

congrats

[undone fossil]

reee why do channels keep moving

[cloud osprey]

we are all constantly in motion

[scenic maple]

to keep us employed

[undone fossil]

in motion unemployed

[cloud osprey]

again? i thought you had something

[mystic harbor]

j*b

[median ivy]

nice! GL with CPTS, you got this

[undone fossil]

nah im chillin

[cloud osprey]

aw

[undone fossil]

yup still a wagie

but i will escape the permanent underclass

trust

[median ivy]

@cerulean bloom we actually had some donuts in the office today lol

[median ivy]

but I was too locked in so I didn't get any 😔

[cerulean bloom]

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
eating my creation

[dusky smelt]

Hi chat, give me some tips and tricks for tomatos

[cerulean bloom]

wat

[median ivy]

in work so they all ran out by the time I got there

[cloud osprey]

tried to pause it right on the drop, but i missed

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/wireless-device-cat-meme-wireless-device-meme-wireless-cat-sykflit-this-post-has-been-fact-checked-by-gif-11076892829028458102

[mystic harbor]

I am not gonna make it past 25

[molten bobcat]

Why

[scenic maple]

true

[molten bobcat]

Do you plan on hitting 25 and jumping into a volcano?

[mystic harbor]

Yes

[scenic maple]

he lives in india

prolly cancer

if not lung cancer then heart failure

[cloud osprey]

well hes certainly not going to turn 25 and become employed

[scenic maple]

same for me too

[cloud osprey]

or buy a house

[mystic harbor]

[undone fossil]

very fitting

[scenic maple]

yeah better die once than never live

[cloud osprey]

um, as far as i can tell im immortal

havent died even once

[undone fossil]

yes

i have 8 months and 3 days

[cloud osprey]

BOOMER

[undone fossil]

true

[undone fossil]

[bronze lion]

Dark swat.
Damn

[bronze lion]

Ye skill issue buddy.

[molten bobcat]

Hm.

[dry bridge]

I'm sorry

[bronze lion]

Btw

https://github.com/codeaashu/claude-code

[junior sundial]

This icon is diabolical.

[bronze lion]

The original one as I just checked got removed from GitHub

[glacial glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-meme-gif-27246875

[bronze lion]

This post will too soon

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/the-horrors-persist-the-horrors-persist-but-so-do-i-sunset-pink-depressed-gif-789389344890958049

[fervent rover]

Hello fellow gardeners, reminder for my fellow northern hemisphere enjoyers: you can still plant seeds right now in time for the growing season! Try growing some tomatoes, potatoes or peppers this year. Or maybe even some herbs

[devout sail]

Then proceeds to die in your rice cooker and give u flavor

[devout sail]

Plot full of

[unkempt cargo]

what wrong with name of server

[somber patrol]

100% true

[unkempt cargo]

[upbeat tangle]

What is this new gardening theme

[neat cipher]

see #📣-announcements

[ornate ibex]

but what if it falls into the dish u are cooking? @scenic maple @somber patrol

[somber patrol]

Then you eat it, protein

[ornate ibex]

faints

[scenic maple]

why would u cook right below your strongest protector

[jagged storm]

goat behavior

[upbeat tangle]

HELLO FELLOW GARDENERS

[ornate ibex]

house lizard is its name. It roams within home at its free will.

u expect it to not know?

[somber patrol]

no, it needs boundaries

[cerulean bloom]

flukey, remember the vm escape video you sent?

[somber patrol]

if he wants to live in my house, it needs to know its place

[ornate ibex]

only if u were able to set boundaries with ur ex and it had worked out ||sorry, did not mean ur ex as lizard||. It is meant to be joke.

[scenic maple]

it doesnt go near warm places

[ornate ibex]

boundaries don't work

no

[scenic maple]

kitchen is a warm place

[somber patrol]

https://klipy.com/gifs/uncanny-cat-3

[scenic maple]

?

[upbeat tangle]

yeah

[cerulean bloom]

got confirmation, I know the person who found the vuln

[upbeat tangle]

your mama?

[cerulean bloom]

sureeeeeeeeeeeeeee
right
yeah
duhhhhhhhhhhhhh
uhuh
right
-# what do you think

[ornate ibex]

Trust me u don't wanna know. But if you still insist ||https://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/Coimbatore/44-students-hospitalised-after-eating-noon-meal-containing-lizard-at-kavundampalayam-corporation-middle-school/article70726542.ece||

[upbeat tangle]

Im sure that find was worth a lot of money

[somber patrol]

dafoq

damn

[ornate ibex]

Even today or yesterday, an incident occurred. I'm unable to find the news

[shrewd heron]

Hello again gardeners 😅
Is this real?

[somber patrol]

100%, new feature coming soon

stay tuned

[shrewd heron]

I hope it is not aprils joke

Considering a fact htb did a lot of trolling today😂

[scenic maple]

weak

[silver forge]

HTB labs should have a mandatory daily stand-in meeting

[cloud osprey]

ummmm mods? rule 5? shouldnt that be english instead of linkedin influencer language?

[ornate ibex]

wdym bro 👀

[shrewd heron]

Aaa what?

[scenic maple]

u should eat 3 lizards everyday

[ornate ibex]

insane shit than this happens in ur country?

[scenic maple]

no lol i made it up

[cloud osprey]

im just saying things, dont mind me

[silver forge]

instructions unclear, lizard stuck

[hushed escarp]

peak

[deep phoenix]

U should see the shit that happens in the US

[hushed escarp]

does something bad happen if I ate 4 and launched one with a tennis racket

[silver forge]

not going to say WHERE the lizard is stuck

[devout sail]

Spooders better than lizards

[deep phoenix]

[ornate ibex]

such as guns in school?

[deep phoenix]

No

[devout sail]

He said shit

Poop

[ornate ibex]

lol

[molten bobcat]

Ugh

This dude again

[ornate ibex]

I give up

[devout sail]

Leave?

[deep phoenix]

Let's just say there is some CRAZY shit permissible here

[devout sail]

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-get-a-job-soup-spongebob-squarepants-find-a-job-gif-19390154

[next venture]

the whole mainstream media is talking abt elections rather this

[devout sail]

Isn't that the biggest something something?

[icy plover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/776743373162676263/1043778452303642724/image0.gif

[devout sail]

Funy

[ornate ibex]

exactly, now uk how shit our media is

[silver forge]

everything in america is big

[deep phoenix]

You are right and there are some things that are HUGE in america

[devout sail]

Open HTB news here

[ornate ibex]

Mount Rushmore?

[devout sail]

Make it so the news is correct but hard to read

[cinder prism]

Where do I garden

[devout sail]

#bot-commands

[cinder prism]

Where do I hack the garden

[deep phoenix]

No

[molten bobcat]

You can use your front or back yard

[ornate ibex]

what is the point, isn't that our media doing it already.

[next venture]

the funniest thing is they are capturing people with 5 or 10K while allowing crores in the back

[ornate ibex]

did u see how much stalin declared

[deep phoenix]

Let's just say there are a lot of HUGE THINGS in america

[cloud osprey]

*paint

[molten bobcat]

I wish you would log off

[next venture]

[ornate ibex]

#general message

[sturdy thistle]

@somber patrol picked up a new thinkpad today

[deep phoenix]

✝️

[molten bobcat]

The vibes are sickeningly rancid

[next venture]

the audacity is crazy

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/pupa-pupa-solar-opposites-solar-opposites-pupa-fall-pupa-fall-solar-opposites-gif-21400327

[deep phoenix]

I've seen a lot of these in america

[molten bobcat]

I really don't think you live here

[ornate ibex]

EC, ED, courts and all agencies standing blind

[molten bobcat]

Every comment from you has been word salad bullshit lol

[deep phoenix]

Think what u would like

[silver forge]

I think HTB labs should have a daily mandatory stand-in. If you're not there as a player, you don't get to hack that day. Feel free to take credit for this innovation

[deep phoenix]

I know EXACTLY what it's like to live in the US in 2026

[molten bobcat]

Nobody talks like this, you're trying to ragebait people lol

[next venture]

ladies and gentlemen welcome to democracy

[molten bobcat]

The pfp is a dead giveaway

No one will ever take you seriously here

[deep phoenix]

How is saying I know what it's like to live in the US ragebait

[molten bobcat]

No one that matters anyway

Your whole.. "bit" that you're doing here

It's like, translucent

[deep phoenix]

There is no bit

[molten bobcat]

No this is a bit

[deep phoenix]

I'm stating a fact I understand what it's like to live In the US

Idk how that's a bit

[molten bobcat]

I saw your conversation with Emma last night dude

There's zero chance you have good intentions

[deep phoenix]

Wow thanks for implying I cant juggle in my head who was in the discord server at the time

[molten bobcat]

I unfortunately have really good memory and pattern recognition

[devout sail]

I have bad intentions too
Run @native plume

[deep phoenix]

Cool I do to

Too*

[molten bobcat]

You suck on like a cellular level

I've seen your kind a thousand times

[deep phoenix]

Ok?

[spiral forge]

Hey C1oud, I'm not sure that you're actually bringing positive vibes yourself.

[deep phoenix]

0 clue why u just developed an ego over me saying I know what its like to live in the US

[molten bobcat]

He was mansplaining testosterone to a trans woman

I'll go ahead and hold my peace but I've played these games before lol

[deep phoenix]

Right explaining differences in testing methodology is mansplaning

It couldnt be I actually know about endocrinology and bloodwork and have experience in that fiekd

[molten bobcat]

It'll become apparent later without my input anyway

[silver forge]

Mansplaining is when a man explains something to a woman in a condescending or patronizing manner, typically assuming she has no knowledge of the subject while ignoring her actual expertise or experience.

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/oggy-and-the-cockroaches-oggy-joey-crush-insect-fly-swatter-gif-7750266516036891081

[molten bobcat]

We asked if you had experience in the field and your reply was "get fucked"

[spiral forge]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-saul-goodcat-floppy-this-is-how-i-see-myself-on-discord-just-the-chill-lowkey-guy-gif-4974819829652802111

[molten bobcat]

So like

Word brah

[deep phoenix]

No it wasnt and u didnt ask it

[spiral forge]

why doesn't my gif render 🙁

[deep phoenix]

Another guy did and I told him kick rocks specifically him

[hybrid hedge]

when will this Garden turns back to Box

[molten bobcat]

Oh it's locked behind roles

[hybrid hedge]

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/orang-utan-orang-utan-driving-orang-utan-nyetir-gif-24512244

[molten bobcat]

To prevent new accounts from filling chat with awful images lol

[deep phoenix]

This guy gets it

[molten bobcat]

Alright I'll do my best to withhold judgement until it's deserved

[spiral forge]

yea this is kinda my vibe too, can someone search the gif keyboard for "chill guy discord" and post the one with the furry riding the motorcycle ?

[snow mica]

I hate this server logo wtf is this I have tripping over this the whole day and just realised

[hybrid hedge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-lonely-dance-8JCIWBz8oRRLZmZhNn

[snow mica]

I did mark as read like 10 times

[deep phoenix]

That's better

[molten bobcat]

Don't push it lol

[hybrid hedge]

click on the profile name. You can see the roles.. i mean ranks

[molten bobcat]

I am a pupa and I have seen many things

[deep phoenix]

I'm terrified over a discord server

[molten bobcat]

The last thing I want to inspire is fear lmao

[ornate ibex]

break it

[molten bobcat]

I'll just block and move on if it gets annoying don't worry

[ornate ibex]

get back to your work - Farming

[deep phoenix]

😏

[ornate ibex]

Bye

Good Night

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/solar-opposites-for-the-pupa-pupa-pupa-opposites-terry-gif-26430417

[dense ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/gohine-hohino-no-hohineee-gohineee-gif-17792172174678204487

[scenic maple]

whats so good about the night

[deep phoenix]

Believe me I'm not

[next venture]

well well

[spiral forge]

I am working on my garden these days, I have been finding the scientific name, english name, and french name, and labelling all of my plants using little stakes uwu 🙂

[molten bobcat]

Niiice

[hybrid hedge]

Good night

[next venture]

no sun

[spiral forge]

any other non-joke gardeners in chat ?

[scenic maple]

i have a few plants

worst part is water them eevryday

[spiral forge]

do u love them and tend to them

nooooo that's the best bit !

[hybrid hedge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/laff-tv-comedy-himym-how-i-met-your-mother-Zcd3N14vCmr81iEbzi

[spiral forge]

they are an extension of your labour

[molten bobcat]

I take care of aquatic plants does that count

[scenic maple]

they are ok ish

[spiral forge]

That counts !!! must be easier to water them

[deep phoenix]

I'd recommend getting someone else to take care of them and then you cam just rank on the rewards of the plant

[next venture]

lie. what's the colour of grass

[deep phoenix]

Rank in*

Rake in*

[scenic maple]

green lime and dark green

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[spiral forge]

uwuw

[molten bobcat]

I've taken care of aquariums for decades

[scenic maple]

well u have to replace the water

[molten bobcat]

Well, a decade

I suppose

[scenic maple]

its same shit as watering

[next venture]

2/10 marks

[scenic maple]

we dont have this one

[spiral forge]

i want to have aquariums again, gotta save the cybersecurity dough first

[scenic maple]

this grass is prolly a rust developer

[next venture]

lmao

[hybrid hedge]

lol

[molten bobcat]

We bought a house last year and I'm so ready to have my own like 75 gallon beautiful tank

[cloud osprey]

you have two wolves inside of you, they are both rust devs

[ornate ibex]

Howdy sin

[ornate ibex]

U

[molten bobcat]

Aquascaping is a thing I enjoy

[broken flame]

What are we gardening

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blush-gif-27711042

[dense ruin]

mythic agents bout to make me crashout

[cloud osprey]

amphetamines

[molten bobcat]

Thanks paint

[dense ruin]

could really use those right about now

[cloud osprey]

do you use them, or do they use you

[dense ruin]

i prefer the former

[broken flame]

If you're not energized by stress alone, you're doing it all wrong

[dense ruin]

nah stress ain't enough by itself anymore

[somber patrol]

niceeee

[dense ruin]

that's what writing reports and debugging does to ya

[scenic maple]

real pentesters use claude to write reports

[molten bobcat]

I write them with my hands

[dense ruin]

for real tho trying to get xenon mythic agent to compile it's payload is driving me up the wall

[silver forge]

or use claude to do the pentesting

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-ragebait-unsuccessful-ragebait-unsuccessful-gif-15226495446096725932

[cloud osprey]

oof

[cerulean bloom]

oooooo extra secure
then you send the written report to the client in person, right?

[pale ridge]

hello everyone, since i changed my gpu (from amd to nvidia) , all my browser are opening hack the box especially academy very slowly, did someone have the same issue ?

• already use ddu when installing gpu
• already uninstall reinstall browsers
• already have last update of Windows and Nvidia and browser
• already clean shader cache on windows
• already reset gpu acceleration on browsers
• already restart the pc
• already test connection and it's fine > every other web site function

The only browser where it functions good on my PC Windows is Comet from Perplexity ..

i am lost because on my macbook, there are no issue .. thanks in advance

[somber patrol]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-flash-1

[molten bobcat]

I drop kick it through their door

[lost olive]

Any advice or guidance on what switch to purchase? Trying to set up VLAN segmentation with cisco packet tracer

[cerulean bloom]

[cloud osprey]

AI browser? and it's running slow? no way?

[molten bobcat]

What a high quality potato image lmao

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-farmer-potatoes-french-fries-gif-469465151368251011

[molten bobcat]

A website loading slowly has next to nothing to do with your gpu

[rancid snow]

it can due to hardware acceleration

[dense ruin]

depends on hardware accel

[molten bobcat]

Sure, but that's a toggle

[scenic maple]

its internet connection

think simple

[rancid snow]

just saying it CAN be related

[cloud osprey]

not likely

[dense ruin]

but you did say it has next to nothing

so

[scenic maple]

hmm why tho

[molten bobcat]

And then I died

Because everyone I know

Loves being pedantic

Or technically correct

[cloud osprey]

can't be the connection if he cleaned the shader cache

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-futurama-the-best-kind-of-correct-yes-yep-gif-5787390

[dense ruin]

i mean it's okay to be wrong

[cloud osprey]

im not wrong im paint

[molten bobcat]

I amend my statement to be "I don't believe your issue to be gpu related"

Now explode

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-duh-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-gif-21849807

[pale ridge]

i think that the solution will be to reinstall Windows 11

[scenic maple]

so that must mean its not okay to be right

[cerulean bloom]

ayo

my challenge

has finally

been

accepted

[dense ruin]

why

are

you

[molten bobcat]

Congrats dude

[dense ruin]

posting

like

[cerulean bloom]

cuz I'm happppppyyyyyy

[dense ruin]

this

[scenic maple]

so just to get this straight every other site works well but just htb academy site is slow and you are thinking its gpu issue?

[cerulean bloom]

wait

[scenic maple]

thats how you farm mee6 rank points

[cerulean bloom]

does this mean

[molten bobcat]

You have replied to the wrong person golam

Your punishment will be swift and severe.

[cerulean bloom]

I can get challenge creator role?

[dense ruin]

ah gotcha

[scenic maple]

my bad 😩

[cerulean bloom]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

9D

@supple plume its happening

[scenic maple]

your first challenge is insane?

[cerulean bloom]

yes

[cerulean bloom]

I'm like

[jagged storm]

Ooh! I vote for scaphism!

[cerulean bloom]

wait

testing

AHHHHHHHH

purple

I love it

[silver forge]

ew

[cerulean bloom]

how

dare you

[crimson rock]

what's this new garden agenda 🧐🧐

[deep phoenix]

Does any1 know the contact info for TempleOS customer support

[rancid snow]

yes you have to pray to terry

[lost olive]

I know Him, know Him well

[deep phoenix]

I tried that and let's just say when I brought up GCC he was NOT receptive

[rancid snow]

unfort

[crimson rock]

oh wait, april fools.

had me in the first half

[somber ermine]

bro ive fallen for the fake ping more times than i want to admit in one day

[molten bobcat]

I swear to God if this client moves the goalpost in this investigation one more time I'm gonna scream

[crimson rock]

oldest trick in the discord book 💔💔

but I'll never get used to it either

[somber ermine]

i know 💔

[molten bobcat]

"what if you go back to Wednesday?"

"what if you go back to Sunday?"

BRO WHAT TIMEFRAME WOULD YOU LIKE

HERE IS A CSV OF ALL DATA FOR THE PAST 7 YEARS GO NUTS

[rancid snow]

sounds like theyre slowly realizing theyre completely fucked

[molten bobcat]

It's the opposite

He's wanting them to be fucked but they're not

"there is no data for this date"
"Well what about this date"
Loop for i

[glad crystal]

Spend 10 hours building wordlists and figuring out why they won't work (needed to sanitize them because of hidden characters) and then hashcat runs through 470+ billion hashes in 20 minutes. -.-

[zealous charm]

[glad crystal]

Ikik, I'm still a Linux noob when it comes to building custom wordlists and txt files but I learned some valuable lessons lol

[static bloom]

congratulations

[rancid snow]

learning is the most important part

[deep phoenix]

Have u tried enabling the SMBv1 protocol on ur computer

That usually fixes it

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-gif-10765217

[glad crystal]

No, let me do that. Come right on in fed bois.

Let me just at ftp with anon while I'm at it

Full permissions

[deep phoenix]

Appreciate it just make sure your firewall doesnt block port 445

[quaint hinge]

I notice none of you care about gardening. Smdh...

[glad crystal]

Opening up all ports right now. Default allow incoming

[molten bobcat]

I need to do work on docker

At some point

[deep phoenix]

Pause

[molten bobcat]

Play?

[deep phoenix]

Ay man I read your bio I'm GOOD

[molten bobcat]

?

TF are you talking about lol

[glad crystal]

Oh, until let me enable portals forwarding and give you public IP too

[deep phoenix]

Bro didnt even read his own bio

[broken flame]

Be sure to listen to the nick fuentes PFP guy

[molten bobcat]

Oh I'm aware lol

I'm just not sure which part is tripping you up

[deep phoenix]

Clearly not if u are asking what

[sturdy thistle]

i think he even wrote it

[molten bobcat]

Are you mad I'm gay or mad I'm a blue teamer

[deep phoenix]

Let's just say ur pc will be REAL safe

[quaint hinge]

Synonyms

[sturdy thistle]

mad about you're a gay blue teamer xD

[glad crystal]

Duh! No honeypots over here

[warm ravine]

Yo, why I get fooled by this channel's name

[deep phoenix]

[molten bobcat]

Pick one dude

[jagged storm]

why is this clown still around exactly?

[molten bobcat]

Which part of my bio bothers you exactly

[glad crystal]

Is there a difference?

Just kidding, don't cancel me.

[molten bobcat]

Lol

[deep phoenix]

I PROMISE u will not recieve a crafted SMBV1 packet

[molten bobcat]

It's not homophobic if I laugh

[broken flame]

Who

[glad crystal]

I have a good sense of humor 🙃

[warm ravine]

What is it

[deep phoenix]

🤠

[broken flame]

Cares

[deep phoenix]

Let's just say its NOT eternal

[glad crystal]

No VIP+ bro?

[broken flame]

Damn, nobody cares

[molten bobcat]

Remember when I said earlier "it'll be made apparent without my input"

[deep phoenix]

Wym?

[molten bobcat]

This chat is what we call Foreshadowing

[jagged storm]

Need a mod to clean up this garbage

GOLAM

[glad crystal]

You love waiting an hour for basic enumeration huh?

[deep phoenix]

Oh ur talking about the subscription

[glad crystal]

That shared ovpn is garbage lol

[deep phoenix]

I'm solidifying my knowledge of computer architecture OS and networking before I buy a sub

[molten bobcat]

Did you know it's not shared anymore?

[glad crystal]

Running on the same servers as a bazillion other people

[molten bobcat]

They changed this recently

[rancid snow]

dont buy a sub, earn one the dom way

[molten bobcat]

🙂

[warm ravine]

I wonder why you blocked so many

[glad crystal]

Well, it ain't fast if they dont make you share boxes still

[broken flame]

Knowledge solidified

[deep phoenix]

I mean I'm spending most of my time reading so it isnt financially smart until I can put all my effort into HTB

[molten bobcat]

I'm still curious what's wrong with my bio

What could it be

Address me.

[rancid snow]

you know exactly what it is

[glad crystal]

I'm just giving you a hard time dude. I did free boxes for a bit myself

[rancid snow]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-yelling-angry-mad-scolding-gif-16234801952486706132

[deep phoenix]

Check your page table base register

[rancid snow]

https://tenor.com/view/say-it-edward-cullen-robert-pattinson-twilight-tell-me-gif-18229901

[molten bobcat]

I know more than you

[quaint hinge]

Did you just ref silicon valley?

[molten bobcat]

Parks and recreation actually

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-naggers-excuse-me-what-what-did-you-say-gif-15629696

[quaint hinge]

Oh wait, parks n rec

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-more-than-you-i-know-you-smarter-smarty-pants-glaring-gif-15654642

[deep phoenix]

FO REAL

[austere sigil]

Guys, I'd really like to express my hatred for UPS

[deep phoenix]

Dude I hate them SO MUCH AS WELL

They are insufferable

[flint copper]

fuck UPS

[austere sigil]

its always something with them

[deep phoenix]

Every interaction I've had with them has been so negative

[flint copper]

yeah my UPS packages are always late

[austere sigil]

all I want to do is send candy to a friend

[flint copper]

fuck those guys

[austere sigil]

actual Belgian candy

[deep phoenix]

I genuinely have 0 idea how people deal with them

[quaint hinge]

What was in the UPS bio that you didn't like

[glad crystal]

So, uh, watcha readin

[deep phoenix]

Operating systems 3 easy pieces

[austere sigil]

they didn't accept my parcel due to security reasons

dude its candy

[glad crystal]

I took a CompTIA A+ equivelant class once too

[deep phoenix]

How long was the class

[glad crystal]

One term. But it covered the entire CompTIA A+ prep lol.

[molten bobcat]

College was like that for me too

[deep phoenix]

Do u recall a lot of what was taught about OS

[glad crystal]

This cipher is going to make me cry 😢

[glad crystal]

Its just basic recovery, different cables and connectors, PC hardware, etc. Pretty basic shit.

[quaint hinge]

Just install Arch btw

[deep phoenix]

Did u learn about syscalls under the hood

[glad crystal]

Basically just software, hardware, and cable shit really

[molten bobcat]

No, the CompTIA A+ does not teach about sys calls 🙄

[deep phoenix]

Dnrd

[glad crystal]

I've definitely learned about kernels but I don't think A+ goes deep into that. It does touch on basic structure of hardware and software though.

[quaint hinge]

Just enter a root shell and start using some syscalls on random values. Its how the pros learn.

[deep phoenix]

Alright I had never taken it so I wasnt sure how far u went into OS things

[jagged storm]

The A+ gives you the technical skills of a 13 year old kid

[glad crystal]

It's pretty much just the fundamentals

Nah, deep diving into kernels is a bit beyond A+ lol

[deep phoenix]

I feel like any undergraduate class does as well

U have to go further into reading to get a broader understanding of topics

[glad crystal]

Have you learned the OSI model and TCP/IP model yet?

[deep phoenix]

Syscalls isnt even that deep though

[deep phoenix]

Yea

[glad crystal]

It's deeper than standard A+ though. The A+ prep only touches on the fundamentals of the boot process and kernels. It doesnt go into major details

[deep phoenix]

Are u gonna end up taking an OS class

Or researching more about it

[glad crystal]

It gives you an idea of how hardware and software intertwine but its basics

Bro I'm almost done with a B.S. in cybersecurity lol

[turbid goblet]

My aprils fools joke was not showing up to work

[deep phoenix]

The degree is called cyber security?

[turbid goblet]

I got fired

[jagged storm]

maybe it was april fools, and you're not fired

[quaint hinge]

Read a book called "The Elements of Computing Systems" by Noam Nisan and Shimon Shocken. @deep phoenix

[glad crystal]

Yes, and it has some GRC focus to it. I'm attending a CAE-CD program

[turbid goblet]

Wait true ill show back up tomorrow

[deep phoenix]

What does this entail

I'd it geared more towards OS or architecture

[glad crystal]

CAE-CD is an NSA/DHS accreditation

[quaint hinge]

Goes over everything from the basic logic gates up to software development and everything in between.

You build an OS from logic gates

[molten bobcat]

I'm tired

[deep phoenix]

That's a stretch bro

I'm not building a memory allocator using logic gates

[glad crystal]

Basically, it's recognized by the department of homeland security and national security agency

[quaint hinge]

Read it. They have a project called "from nand to tetris" for free online

[deep phoenix]

NOT THE NAND GATE

[quaint hinge]

Dont be a nandcy

Dewit

[deep phoenix]

The LAST gate u wanna see walking down the street at night is a NAND gate

[glad crystal]

Ive had to read a lot about NIST and write up reports on different technology laws, learn programming, network configuration (including static routing with ACLs/whitelisting), labs with AD, several Linux labs using burp, metasploit, greenbone, etc.

[quaint hinge]

No but fr. That book is great. If you want to get deep into OS. Check out the "osdev" project. Its a steep learning curve tho.

[deep phoenix]

I'll look at it but I still need to finish this fat ass 1000 page os book and TCP IP illustrated

[glad crystal]

It wasn't until my sophomore/junior year that I had a huge lithtbulb moment with the OSI model. One of the first things you learn but it doesn't fully click until you start seeing packet inspection and the stack in action.

[deep phoenix]

Stg they just gloss over it

[quaint hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/golf-hips-adam-sandler-happy-gilmore-awkward-gif-12844459

[deep phoenix]

Get this off my screen.

[deep phoenix]

My professor was dog at explaining it

[glad crystal]

It's not that they just gloss over it... it literally takes thousand+ hours to understand how it all ties together lol

[deep phoenix]

Didnt even explain segments packets frames

Bro it doesnt takes thousand+ hours

[glad crystal]

I mean, you can "understand" it by reciting it but I mean actually seeing it in action

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-gay-cop-gay-cops-gay-police-gay-durango-gif-10039269045960132047

[glad crystal]

So, you can tell me right now how all of the layers operate when you run MS Office in the cloud?

[deep phoenix]

If I understood how MS office is laid out yes

That's asking something separate because the bottleneck there isnt the lack of understanding the OSI model but I need to understand how microsoft laid our MS office

[molten bobcat]

Not really

[glad crystal]

Well, it doesn't use every layer. That's what I mean. It would use layers 4, 5, 6, and 7 of the OSI model

[deep phoenix]

But I could look at ms office and point to where in the OSI model things fit

[deep phoenix]

Do ur telling me it doesnt use layer 3.

So*

[glad crystal]

Fundamentally. You still use physical ofc

[molten bobcat]

It doesn't, you do

[glad crystal]

Well for a network connection, duh.

[mystic harbor]

[molten bobcat]

You are connecting to a remote resource so the other steps of the model are filled in by you yourself with your client

[deep phoenix]

Well yea that's the point I'm making

Os model is theoretical framework so u need to understand the service to apply the OSI model on

[molten bobcat]

Not really

That framework applies to all things

[deep phoenix]

Like the model itself is just a way of conceptualizing how its implemented so it's easier to see how things work together while dealing with larger scale projects

[molten bobcat]

It's how humans create things

[deep phoenix]

Yeah I cant tell u how many times I used the OSI model to make breakfast

[molten bobcat]

Sigh

Pendantic

[glad crystal]

Lol

[deep phoenix]

Blood is NOT on my level

[glad crystal]

PEBKAC layer?

[molten bobcat]

This guy sucks to talk to

[molten coyote]

They really changed the logo to show the ping 1 huh

[jagged storm]

This appears to be a layer 8 failure.

[glad crystal]

Yeah, they did. Kept me busy for about 10 minutes with that logo change.

[deep phoenix]

Point in making though is u dont need 1000+ hours to understand the OSI model

[molten bobcat]

But.. your understanding is kinda mid..

[deep phoenix]

You need certainly to see it applied to a real application but it isnt like its insanely difficult to grasp

[molten bobcat]

So like..

[glad crystal]

You'll realize what I'm talking about one day, young padawan.

[deep phoenix]

Wait but arent you

[molten bobcat]

Aren't I what

[glad crystal]

You "understand" it but you don't UNDERSTAND it.

[deep phoenix]

Did u not read what I said?

[deep phoenix]

Bro I understand it

[jagged storm]

If only there were a layer for applications

[deep phoenix]

🤯

[molten bobcat]

This isn't a complete sentence

Complete it please

[deep phoenix]

It is if u read what I responded to

[glad crystal]

I'm getting tired of trying to decrypt this cipher

[deep phoenix]

Sorry if my sentence went over ur head

[molten bobcat]

Need you to type in complete sentences if you're gonna be understood

[deep phoenix]

Read what I responded to

[glad crystal]

I pulled the entire fucking dictionary for this shit:(

[molten bobcat]

You clearly had a question for me

What is it

"aren't you?" Isn't a question

[deep phoenix]

I literally said it.

[opaque sedge]

I have a question for you

[molten bobcat]

There's no surrounding context

[deep phoenix]

Did u not see what I responded to

[deep phoenix]

There was. I responded to your message calling my understanding kinda mid

[winged cradle]

The real question should be... are we or aren't we?

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-teamfortress-soldier-question-engineer-gif-20340120

[glad crystal]

C1oud, step your purple team up man.

[opaque sedge]

how doin

[molten bobcat]

"aren't you?" Is not a proper response to me saying your understanding is mid

Thanks

[glad crystal]

Playing, playing.

[deep phoenix]

So if u say my understanding is mid and I say arent you are u not able to read

There is clearly an implication contingent upon what you originally said

[molten bobcat]

I'm having a fuckin stroke trying to read your messages dude

[quaint hinge]

Some DK is afoot

[molten bobcat]

Is your grand insult to suggest that "I'm the one who's mid?"

Wow

[glad crystal]

You know you can click his profile and see his rank with HTB right

[fiery bane]

#general

[deep phoenix]

Good job!

[fiery bane]

Love this

[molten bobcat]

You insult like a highschooler

[jagged storm]

Can we just

[deep phoenix]

Clearly not if it took u that long to get it

[glad crystal]

I don't think c1oud is mid lol

[jagged storm]

Here

[molten bobcat]

It's whatever

[glad crystal]

He's ranked so he has some experience for sure

[silver forge]

he is nowhere near mid

[molten bobcat]

They'll burn and fade away eventually

[deep phoenix]

For someone who prides themselves on being so smart it took u a long time to understand what I said

[molten bobcat]

I don't pride myself on being smart at all sir

[jagged storm]

@scenic maple smiting is needed

[molten bobcat]

I pride myself on being kind

[deep phoenix]

Really.

[quaint hinge]

You should be more direct with your insults. Full sentences are cool.

[deep phoenix]

U have been insulting me the entire time I talked with zero

[molten bobcat]

It's a side effect of my cursed technique to be able to spot bullshit people a mile away

[deep phoenix]

Clearly u have some sort of issue when I'm just trying to talk about the topic of the server

[molten bobcat]

I'm sorry

[glad crystal]

Hey, bro. You uh... typed your username wrong

[deep phoenix]

And what bullshit was there when I was discussing the OSI model and OS

[molten bobcat]

It's hard to explain lol

Maybe you'll learn when you're older

https://tenor.com/view/edward-elric-fullmetal-alchemist-head-gif-13342222

[deep phoenix]

Buddy I already know

[glad crystal]

0xScriptKiddie

[opaque sedge]

What am I supposed to do with all this sausage pizza anyway?

[molten bobcat]

Share

[quaint hinge]

Thats pepperoni

[glad crystal]

They didn't have sausage

[cerulean bloom]

eat and share

with friends

[glad crystal]

If I had the time, I would go make one and add it to my custom emojis

[quaint hinge]

Right you are

[jagged storm]

Give to rats

[opaque sedge]

Should I throw it away?

my sausage pizza?

[molten bobcat]

Same as giving to rats

[deep phoenix]

Regardless there is 0 need to come out and start forcing yourself in a conversation I'm having

[glad crystal]

Tsk tsk

[molten bobcat]

Okie

[deep phoenix]

Like keep that to yourself no one wants to deal with it

[glad crystal]

Let it go, bro.

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/sassy-who-the-hell-cares-peter-family-guy-gif-5547786

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/lying-on-the-couch-pupa-solar-opposites-chilling-on-the-couch-hulu-gif-10969187670924430746

[deep phoenix]

Please do not throw sausage pizza away

[glad crystal]

Can you express it to me?

[opaque sedge]

I will never

[deep phoenix]

Good that's how it should be

[cerulean bloom]

wat

[deep phoenix]

Toovmany people now adays throw it away we need to go back when people kept their leftovers in the fridge

Where they belong

[devout sail]

Gg for purple 💜

[cerulean bloom]

yayyyyy

we purpleeee

[devout sail]

Best color

[glad crystal]

This cipher is really a pain ngl

[devout sail]

Actually no

Violet is

[cerulean bloom]

eh

yes

[molten bobcat]

I'm blue!

[devout sail]

Lavender

[deep phoenix]

Have u tried giving up

[devout sail]

🪻

[cerulean bloom]

hi blue I’m purple

how is ur day

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-lavender-steam-happy-lilac-gif-17484168472024801894

[molten bobcat]

It's going good I ordered more food

[devout sail]

Good color

[glad crystal]

Never. I don't give up. I just take breaks.

[devout sail]

Ordered 👁️👁️

[cerulean bloom]

💪 lunch?

[molten bobcat]

Groceries

[cerulean bloom]

ah lol

[devout sail]

Oh

[cerulean bloom]

noice

[molten bobcat]

I am on a special diet for my stomach issues

It's been WORKING

[cerulean bloom]

ah, my apologies

[molten bobcat]

:U

[cerulean bloom]

AYYYYYYYY

thats nice to hear

[molten bobcat]

I am 6 days no flare up

New record

[quaint hinge]

Diet did nothing for my UC

[cerulean bloom]

💪

[quaint hinge]

Happy for you tho

[frail turtle]

Ah ywah special diet i did tell you eating plants was gonna hurt you

[molten bobcat]

Thank u friend, I have IBS

[opaque sedge]

what is good food for that?

[frail turtle]

The only cure for IBS is carnivore

[molten bobcat]

Low FODMAP

[frail turtle]

We had a whole argument abkut it

[molten bobcat]

Which is a big acronym for "easily digestible food sugars"

[glad crystal]

Guess I'm going to make a 1.4B string dictionary

Just what I wanted to do with 20GB of space

[molten bobcat]

It's an elimination diet that lets you.. eat to survive

But like

Eliminates possible offenders

[frail turtle]

I belueve you referred to me as your brother in christ several times

In that same argument

[devout sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/585739600971169809/1488949362452205719/99bdc76999ce439f8617bf3764237d0f.mov?ex=69cea3a7&is=69cd5227&hm=972d1d3998661a370ae4cdc16406972718bfd90d195ea350b60504a11aeaaa13&

[deep phoenix]

U should try eliminating any sort of meat from ur life

[frail turtle]

[molten bobcat]

So far it's been working well I'm feeling back to normal

[plush zodiac]

.

[deep phoenix]

That helped a guy I knew

[frail turtle]

He should do the exact opposite of that

[devout sail]

You eat what

[molten bobcat]

I get my protein from turkey and chicken without issue

[cerulean bloom]

sounds good

[devout sail]

Try rocks

[cerulean bloom]

wat

[devout sail]

They are crunchy

[frail turtle]

The only cure for IBS is carnivore

[cerulean bloom]

huh

[devout sail]

See the video

[molten bobcat]

I currently ain't got no lactose, gluten, or sugar in my diet

[frail turtle]

Everyone i know who has had it has been cured with carnivore

[opaque sedge]

liver king in the chat

[cerulean bloom]

no lactose

[molten bobcat]

Which is annoying because bread is my favorite 🙁

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/rockbiter-gourmet-rocks-never-ending-story-gif-9592858

[cerulean bloom]

sadge

[cerulean bloom]

ohhh

[deep phoenix]

No dude the amount of people I knew whos life was upside down because they only dealt with meat is crazy, once they cut meat out of their life I stg u could see them turn around

[cerulean bloom]

IBS and that is different lol

[molten bobcat]

I miss garlic bread

[alpine pumice]

this april fools gag is dumb

[cerulean bloom]

he has a medical condition

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[devout sail]

💀

[molten bobcat]

I've unfortunately lost a lot of weight due to this

[frail turtle]

What youre suggesting literally causes osteoporosis and tooth loss, unhealthy weight moss

[deep phoenix]

I get that he has a condition I'm saying if he stopped messing with meat it would fix it

[glad crystal]

Gotta throw eggs in

[devout sail]

We should skip April next year

[molten bobcat]

Eggs are safe!

I ordered them too 😄

[devout sail]

Mutton?

[cerulean bloom]

I don’t think u understand his medical condition lol

[frail turtle]

It won't

[jagged storm]

I came up with the April fools gag last year

[deep phoenix]

Dude I 100% understand the condition inside and out

[devout sail]

Chicken is like the worst kind of meat imo

[cerulean bloom]

less meat is normally healthy

NORMALLY

[deep phoenix]

Exactly

[cerulean bloom]

key word

his situation is not like u and me

[frail turtle]

But you know wha, Cloud always throws himself off a cliff so it doesnt even matter what i say

[devout sail]

That was?

[cerulean bloom]

grass

[molten bobcat]

Low FODMAP proteins are what I need to uh.. function at the moment so

[jagged storm]

Replacing boxes with spheres

[deep phoenix]

Right but now adays people are too keen to pick up meat when it isnt good for us

[molten bobcat]

Chicken it is brah

[devout sail]

Cubes

That would be nice