general

[white hollow]

Ja, Kanker hacker

[bronze lion]

nah giovanni is inside tht turtle bruh

[white hollow]

Ohh

Okeay…

[rare monolith]

oooh that’s from labs ?

[west venture]

That Guy just binged Mr Robot and watched a couple YouTube videos about hacki

[sick gate]

same

[plush zephyr]

.

[rare monolith]

yoo thanks

i think i’ll just get the hacker rank lowk

[white hollow]

@rare monolith get money and pay

[sick gate]

i watched an infosec pat video and now ive been staring at metasploit waiting for anything to happen

[white hollow]

Don’t be flojo

Tacaño

[bronze lion]

missed the server booster

[warped plank]

Just realized I did all of that except get a machine/challenge published...

[sick gate]

looks easier on the tv

[rare monolith]

nah 🤤

[white hollow]

U want free nitro boost?

[west venture]

Yes please

[white hollow]

I can give you if you offer me something good

[rare monolith]

double it and give it to the next person

[white hollow]

Like

[bronze lion]

lol

[west venture]

What

[white hollow]

Idk

Like

[west venture]

Careful of what you say you may get banned

[bronze lion]

candy just send him ur feet pics

[white hollow]

U have PlayStation?

[white hollow]

No no

[west venture]

No

[white hollow]

No sard hex

No more

[white hollow]

Oh

And

Idk

What do you have?

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-of-the-carribean-johnny-depp-captain-jack-sparrow-jar-of-dirt-gif-5235618

[west venture]

✨ Nothing ✨

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-and-take-my-money-money-futurama-gif-6882124657810317443

[white hollow]

You are poor?

[west venture]

Yes

[white hollow]

Like 3 months ago I talk with a guy

He’s from India

[west venture]

Could you give me money?

[rare monolith]

i have a screwdriver 🪛

[white hollow]

And he’s actually poor

[warped plank]

We don't call it being poor, we call it unrich

[bronze lion]

I am poor too

[terse dirge]

finally made actual progress on my bloodhound collector in go it's blazing fast btw

[bronze lion]

but i am rich by the amt of ice cream i have

so im happy

[white hollow]

Introduceren in een telephone

@warped plank why English only?

[bronze lion]

#rules

[warped plank]

Because rules

[white hollow]

Richn’t

[hearty cypress]

hello everyone

[bronze lion]

ruels

[west venture]

Merry Birthday

[white hollow]

Rules are dumb

I wanna talk Russian

[warped plank]

I don't make em man, I just enforce em

[white hollow]

That’s fine

[rare monolith]

what if i steal the whole home page layout from discord’s and matrix’s site and just kind of mix it around for my messaging app will i get sued 😅

[west venture]

No

[white hollow]

U have PayPal?

[west venture]

You can do 1:1 copy and you won't be sued unless your app goes viral

[white hollow]

I can give you 85 cents

[warped plank]

Please abide by Discord's Terms of Service

[west venture]

Uhh... YEAH?!

[white hollow]

U want nitro basic?

[rare monolith]

oh it’s like inspiration

[west venture]

Yes

[rare monolith]

im not copying stuff 1x1

[white hollow]

Ok solve a problem

[rare monolith]

so it doesn’t count

[white hollow]

Un this

[warped plank]

Please abide by copyright law

[white hollow]

Look

[west venture]

What

I need the sparkling profile shit

[white hollow]

The first one who resolve this win one month of nitro basic (I’m not rich)

[cerulean bloom]

resolve wut

[west venture]

Ignorance of the law means you can break the law

[rare monolith]

i’ll send over the source code to the site when i finish the backend and i don’t feel like it will resemble discord anyway

[bronze lion]

i read tht somewhere

i think it was at the 'about' of someones profile

[white hollow]

A

It’s easy

[bronze lion]

-1

[cerulean bloom]

why

[west venture]

Skyler white taught me that

[cerulean bloom]

is that a questuon

thats like

[white hollow]

Idk

[cerulean bloom]

simple simple algebra

[white hollow]

But

[muted olive]

-4

where nitro

[cerulean bloom]

wat

[west venture]

Find deeez nutz

[white hollow]

It’s qztuqllt correct

[rare monolith]

could have atleast given a quadratic equation bro 🙏

[muted olive]

oh shit

-1

[cerulean bloom]

man

[muted olive]

im half asleep haha

[cerulean bloom]

LOL

[bronze lion]

@white hollow

[white hollow]

No beacaus I can’t resolve it so never know who’s right

[cerulean bloom]

don’t get scammed

[bronze lion]

lol

[cerulean bloom]

just in case yk

[white hollow]

Brain workn’t

[rare monolith]

sharp mind

[warped plank]

fake asian... how u get math wrong?!?

[west venture]

Have you checked DNS?

[muted olive]

cuz am half asleep waiting for payload to work :/

me sleeeppy

[white hollow]

What’s that

[jagged storm]

bsian

[white hollow]

Im scare of girls

[bronze lion]

i got it right.
so am i a true asian?

[cerulean bloom]

mmmm

nyo

[white hollow]

@bronze lion I want nitro basic?

[west venture]

Issuing with resolving is mostly DNS

[rare monolith]

there were some nitro scams going around who knows what could @white hollow send you

[white hollow]

[rare monolith]

oops

wrong ping

[bronze lion]

u want nitro basic?

or i want?

[west venture]

He's asking you to buy it for him

[muted olive]

they want 🤣

is my interpretation anyway

[jagged storm]

[white hollow]

It’s 4:26 AM and I smoke like smt new

[bronze lion]

Candy sponser nitro for all

[rare monolith]

[white hollow]

I don’t understando

[white hollow]

Oh

Yea

That

U want?

[west venture]

https://tenor.com/view/empty-wallet-it-hurts-no-money-i-dont-want-to-look-broke-gif-14345186

[bronze lion]

nah i dont

i dont want nitro

[white hollow]

Oh okay

[rare monolith]

do we have a saudi prince in the chat who can buy nitro for the whole server ?

[white hollow]

Why?

[bronze lion]

nitro is not worth the money

[west venture]

Levi is from Saudi Arabia

[white hollow]

I actually can but if I do that my mother kill me

Im not Saudi

[bronze lion]

shhh
dont spill the secrets

[white hollow]

Im not a prince

[rare monolith]

exactly!!

@bronze lion

[bronze lion]

😶

[west venture]

Chill I know where everyone in this chat lives

[cerulean bloom]

even me?

[west venture]

South Korea?

[cerulean bloom]

is that an answer or question

[west venture]

Answer

[rare monolith]

i bet you don’t know where i live

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-plankton-gif-14118231

[cerulean bloom]

the Earth

[white hollow]

Im poor because discord

[rare monolith]

actually i live on mars

[west venture]

I can't keep saying this bc it will get the mods triggered bc of my sigma hacking skills

[cerulean bloom]

well then

don’t buy discord stuff

or spotify

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-you-cant-outsmart-me-thinking-use-your-head-smile-gif-17109386

[cerulean bloom]

buy HTB academy yk

ezzz

[white hollow]

Hi Albert Einstein

[cerulean bloom]

hallo

[rare monolith]

technically you can guess the country of anyone using friend requests but i won’t elborate further couse i’ll get beamed by the mods

[west venture]

How do you mess up Einstein with Epstein

[graceful pendant]

jeffery einsteins island

e=mc2

[jagged storm]

Freudian slip

[white hollow]

4 likes in this message and i send nitro basic in this chat (only the fastest will claim it)

[bronze lion]

13 EUR for spotify?
my friend has a family plan and he lets me use it lol

LOL

[white hollow]

Fuck

We reach that

[rare monolith]

🤤

[white hollow]

Ok wait me

[bronze lion]

bro going bankrupt now

[rare monolith]

bro is gonna send a site with an xss

😞

[graceful pendant]

crypto drainer nitro link

[white hollow]

Bank acc have like 60 years of nitro boost

[graceful pendant]

6k?

[white hollow]

Idk

[rare monolith]

luckily i’m talking from my smart fridge with no bitcoin

[bronze lion]

nice

[bronze lion]

well funny enough my fridge mines bitcoins now even my water purifier do

those are some modern inventions

[rare monolith]

don’t you have better things to do with your power 😅

[white hollow]

https://discord.gift/2w4NukgmgjbpE9Hg

[bronze lion]

lol

[rare monolith]

nitro nitro nitro

[west basalt]

wtf how was it claimed this fast

[white hollow]

Crazy

[sick gate]

brutal

[white hollow]

My laptop just shut down

[bronze lion]

dm bruh

[west basalt]

expired link

[bronze lion]

lol

[white hollow]

No it’s not

[west basalt]

since 1983

[rare monolith]

someone made a python script to automatically collect nitros in this period

[west venture]

WTF you were supposed to gift it to ME

[west basalt]

ts pmo

[white hollow]

Yea?

[west venture]

Ywah

[rare monolith]

2% 🤤

[white hollow]

I don’t remember

[jagged storm]

Charge your battery ffs

[bronze lion]

lol

[white hollow]

18%

[west basalt]

damn bro really spent 3 dollars on discord 🥀

[white hollow]

Jajhdhajw

Yea

[west venture]

Give me one

[sturdy thistle]

i sent trail

[bronze lion]

imagine if he actual does

[west venture]

What is that

[sturdy thistle]

check chat or something

[bronze lion]

my friend had actually gifted me nitro once

[white hollow]

@west venture no, this get 4 likes I don’t need give u nitro

But we can negotiate

[bronze lion]

nah we dont do dirty like tht

[white hollow]

[west venture]

You have to gift me now

[white hollow]

I need coffee

[west basalt]

yeah we do clean bro

[white hollow]

No

[cerulean bloom]

don't make promises you cannot keep

[west basalt]

no dirty

[white hollow]

I just give it

Wtf

[west venture]

Yk this whole chat is very loyal to me

[white hollow]

Oka

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-alter-the-deal-empire-strikes-back-star-wars-gif-15971205

[west basalt]

who is HE ?

[white hollow]

Say them give you nitro

[west venture]

You.

[bronze lion]

give candy nitro if u are fine with it

dont if u are not fine with it

[white hollow]

Idk

[bronze lion]

ur choice alone

[west venture]

Also I'm just trolling lol

[west basalt]

lowkey you also can donate to a charity of your choice

[cerulean bloom]

wdym

[bronze lion]

3 dols to the charity?

[white hollow]

@west venture what do u think?

[white hollow]

Look

[white hollow]

@cerulean bloom

[west venture]

Yes I will send you a Paypal account of a charity. Could you donate to that?

[cerulean bloom]

this is before btw

[white hollow]

[jagged storm]

It's so slow to reach embed fail gifs on mobile before they delete

[white hollow]

Im not that stupid, boy

[bronze lion]

skill issue

[west basalt]

yeah every penny counts

[burnt citrus]

ffs

[white hollow]

Huh?

Idk

[jagged storm]

So you are ban evading?

[bronze lion]

lol

nah he is lying

[rare monolith]

man

[bronze lion]

he just made up the story of his notes

[white hollow]

Don’t talk more

Stfu

[bronze lion]

chill myer

[white hollow]

Don’t say that

[bronze lion]

be respectful

[white hollow]

Sorry

[rare monolith]

it’s not that hard to make a repo private

[west basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1448764826267553812/1456202222260977744/image.gif

[burnt citrus]

??

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[white hollow]

Wait

Who claim the nitro?

[west basalt]

If you want i can choose a charity for you

[bronze lion]

no idea

[west basalt]

some nitro sniper bot

[rare monolith]

someone probaly made a sniper bot 😔

[white hollow]

Uh

[bronze lion]

i mean it was a very bad idea to send the nitro in the servers chat either way

[white hollow]

Too bad

[bronze lion]

u could have DM

[rare monolith]

some random dude in columbia got it

[white hollow]

There’s some way to check?

[west basalt]

no

[rare monolith]

nope

[white hollow]

Hmm

[bronze lion]

u just wasted ur 3 dollars

[west basalt]

BUT if you donate to a charity you can know who got your hard earned bucks

[white hollow]

Tomorrow I can make a gc and gift nitro

[jagged storm]

A costly mistake

[bronze lion]

could hav gotten a redbull or monster white

[white hollow]

The first win

[bronze lion]

DM it to the one u want to give it mate

[white hollow]

It’s not funny

[cerulean bloom]

bro's just giving out free stuff lol

[bronze lion]

?
i didnt joke

I am serious

[white hollow]

No no

I mean

[rare monolith]

it’s not a bad idea to make bots that snipe nitro’s to get a quick buck ( well it’s not illegal i’m pretty sure ) but it sure is unethical and you would have to be a bum to do this 🙏

[white hollow]

It’s not funny give it to someone

Just

Put it in a chat

And

[bronze lion]

yes thats true

[white hollow]

Look who take it

[bronze lion]

we dont know

and im not sure if we can find it

[rare monolith]

send an another one so the random guy in columbia can get richer

[bronze lion]

lol

[cerulean bloom]

tbh, you could easily get a HTB academy student plan for 1 month with the amount of money ur giving away

[white hollow]

3$ it’s nothing

What do you mean

[cerulean bloom]

you clearly dont' know what it's like to be poor lol

[white hollow]

Well probably no

Sorry

[azure remnant]

🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀

[cerulean bloom]

I would recommend not wasting money like that

[white hollow]

But it’s funny give things to people

Like make them happy

And that

Idk

[west venture]

Give me $10

[white hollow]

No money rn

Im broke asf

[west venture]

$10 * 1000

[rare monolith]

alright buy me a 7.7 million dollar jet

[azure remnant]

give me health and take the money

[cerulean bloom]

well, there are much more things you can do that actually make a difference

[white hollow]

{!give 10$}

[white hollow]

Like what?

[rare monolith]

/give amount:1000$ user:@Candy29

[white hollow]

Try with !

[west venture]

I am bored. Should I hack 2 boxes In the same day?

[supple plume]

🍬 x10000

[cerulean bloom]

donating money to charity?
helping out your parents as well?

[rare monolith]

yeah that will probably work !

[jagged storm]

Or buying 600 lizards

[cerulean bloom]

[white hollow]

My parent have enough money and Donate 3$ don’t make difference

[supple plume]

Draining my lizard

[severe falcon]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV-VmSLkWP9/

suvamvlogs7

I Love Junk Food 🍔🍕😋
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
#viralreels #trendingreels #funny #comedy #explorepage

Instagram

[cerulean bloom]

better than giving out free nitro

[rare monolith]

you can then cook them and sell for profit

[white hollow]

Its like give chocolate cookies to random people

Nobody needs

But is good

[west basalt]

3 dollars WILL make a difference bro trust

[white hollow]

[cerulean bloom]

sigh u don't understand

[rare monolith]

i can buy a goldfish for that

[white hollow]

Sorry I’m “high”

Well I think that

Not sure

[rare monolith]

what did you smoke man 😔

[cerulean bloom]

I recommend you learn more about the world

[west basalt]

wym " "

[white hollow]

So she say it’s cigarette

But

Taste like weed

Don’t like that

[white hollow]

I need coffee

[west basalt]

How does this relate with my message

[west venture]

Give me some of that blue ykwim

[meager kernel]

Hi

Bye

[west basalt]

hey

[west basalt]

bye 👋

[white hollow]

Sorry but actually 3$ don’t make a real difference in my point of view

[supple plume]

[white hollow]

Idk

[white hollow]

Ohh

Kratos

Say Atreus help me

Btw

Hi

[cerulean bloom]

they do for A LOT of families
Some people might be able to eat with $3
you don't understand how hard it is for a lot of people

[west basalt]

exactly

YOUR point of view

it's about like compounding

1 dollar isn't much but when 1000 people give one dollar it becomes a good amount

[white hollow]

If I donate that

[meager kernel]

Hi

[meager kernel]

??

[supple plume]

Hi

[supple plume]

Hi

[meager kernel]

You done with Kobold?

[supple plume]

No

[meager kernel]

Do with me later?

[errant raptor]

Goodmorning everyone

[cerulean bloom]

I'm done

[supple plume]

Maybe

[west venture]

That's why 1000 people here should donate to a charity by depositing into a Paypal account I give you

[meager kernel]

Im stuck on getting root, explain to me later?

[cerulean bloom]

maybe

[meager kernel]

In the team server

Not here

[west basalt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/trying-not-to-laugh-mikaelly-mikaellygrace-R3hzERpe6H3r1ySuNh

[meager kernel]

Obv

[cerulean bloom]

ye

[white hollow]

Can I join (I promise don’t sell the secrets to de fbi)

[meager kernel]

Im not the team leader

[west venture]

Kobolds root is so annoying

[white hollow]

Uhh

[cerulean bloom]

nyo

[white hollow]

😔

[meager kernel]

Unlucky

[west basalt]

it was so easy vro

[west venture]

It has so many places to attack and so many rabbit holes

[west basalt]

very hack

[west basalt]

you just had to hack it bro 🥀

[west venture]

I mean did it. It took me like 2 hours but I did it

[west basalt]

why overthink

just hack

[meager kernel]

Hmm hopefully does not take that long for me

[white hollow]

Ok

[west venture]

For the record, I got user in 15 minutes

[cerulean bloom]

user was ez

yeah

[errant raptor]

Same energy as "just be happy"

[west basalt]

yeah the user was kinda homeless

[supple plume]

For you 📼

[west venture]

What

[supple plume]

For the record

[sick gate]

get that user a discord nitro

[west basalt]

"just buy a home"

[west venture]

Oh

[white hollow]

I can’t sleep

5am

[supple plume]

Try harder

[white hollow]

My brain hurts

[errant raptor]

Get off yo phone smh

[white hollow]

Oka

Bye guys

[errant raptor]

Goodnight!

[supple plume]

Whete tf is 5am

[west basalt]

Bye bro

[west venture]

Nederlands

[white hollow]

Have a great night/morning

[white hollow]

No

[errant raptor]

You too

[supple plume]

No way

[white hollow]

Don’t live there

[errant raptor]

Its 10am there 😭

[white hollow]

UTC-4

[supple plume]

Exactly

[west venture]

I just guessed 😭

[white hollow]

Ty

[supple plume]

You said a random country without thinking != guessing

[white hollow]

Love y’all guys

[west venture]

No

[white hollow]

/sudo sleep

[west venture]

Why /

[patent lily]

sudo poop

[west venture]

/usr/bin/sudo sleep?

[patent lily]

sudo rm /usr/bin/sleep

[supple plume]

Us east

[cerulean bloom]

ESt

[supple plume]

EST

[west venture]

Untied States

[supple plume]

Of mexico

[west venture]

Yes

[supple plume]

You know the real name of mexico is united states of mexico?

[errant raptor]

Brb yall

[west venture]

Mehico

[molten drum]

does any of you nerds actually work in cybersecurity

[west venture]

No

[molten drum]

Of course

[west venture]

Neither do you

[supple plume]

Yes no one here works at cyber

[cerulean bloom]

u do

freeeeelanceeeeeeee

[west venture]

But I work as the CEO

[supple plume]

Let them believe what they want

[cerulean bloom]

I cannot work

[bronze lion]

Of what?

[west venture]

Of something

[supple plume]

Certified English Offender

[west venture]

Chief Executive Officer of the US parliament

I have like 50 friend requests

[cerulean bloom]

bros famousssssssss

[west venture]

I am going to watch Game Of Thrones bye

[sick gate]

sure, they even pay me

[spark mulch]

i work in an ancient wizard's tower organizing the books

this one time I found this book that had a really cool spell in it that let me bring a mop to life and had it automatically cleaning the place for me

so i started making more and more mops like this but then I fell asleep and things got totally out of control...

[cerulean bloom]

@austere sinew health check

[molten drum]

How much

[spare horizon]

i have autism so i can't rlly work

[warped plank]

If you're in this field you likely have autism... so in a sense it's a requirement for work

[spare horizon]

welp thing is i always caused alot of troubles

alot of meltdowns and being brutally honest

[sick gate]

more than they should but not as much as i want

[molten drum]

why u think that

[cerulean bloom]

he's joking, but there are a lot of autistic people in the cysec field

[patent lily]

Based

[meager kernel]

True

[grave parrot]

small works bro

[cerulean bloom]

?

[bronze lion]

Do u actually like donut

[cerulean bloom]

yes

[bronze lion]

Do u love it?

[cerulean bloom]

love? eh

[terse dirge]

trying to but keep getting rejection letters for internships and entry level work

[bronze lion]

Let me rephrase it, if u were giving some donuts everyday would u be happy to accept it and eat them?

[cerulean bloom]

yes

[bronze lion]

Nice

I personally am not a big fan of donuts

[jagged storm]

Wow, rude

What did he do to you

[cerulean bloom]

who r u talking to?

[supple plume]

How is the hacking today?

[jagged storm]

Bro is not your fan

[cerulean bloom]

ah lol

[terse dirge]

bloodhound collector in go should be done by the end of the week

yes it uses the based opengraph schema btw

[jagged storm]

Weren't you working on that before I left lol

[terse dirge]

no, I was making my own with memgraph and python I think

[devout sail]

Im pretty sure I don't like donut too

-# never had it

[azure remnant]

Today i lost my 31 streak

[devout sail]

It tracks memes??

[azure remnant]

After a 39 one i lost earlier

[jagged storm]

No way, I totally remember you working on a collector. You were having trouble with some library in go

[terse dirge]

[devout sail]

I want that graph too

[terse dirge]

it's very fast rn

[devout sail]

[molten drum]

you got a BCs degree?

[terse dirge]

no, I don't have degree or certs

[molten drum]

Then how do you expect somebodyto hire u lo

[terse dirge]

kickass projects and networking irl

[devout sail]

Cat

[molten drum]

I doubt it would work without a degree

[supple plume]

Fish

[molten drum]

and certs

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nonsense-anime-catgirl-gif-22850739

[molten drum]

( cerfications )

[supple plume]

That's funny

[devout sail]

Not rat

[terse dirge]

probably tbh

job market right now is horrible

I've thought about becoming a botanist instead tbh

[molten drum]

For lazy people, yea

and the undisciplined

[devout sail]

For me

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure

[devout sail]

I'm both

[sick gate]

probably the lowest effort troll in a while

[supple plume]

Wait what?

[molten drum]

People unwilling to put in the work to get actually educated

[terse dirge]

I rate this bait an 8/10

[sick gate]

i give it a 3/10

[stone marsh]

You both are very generous

[supple plume]

It's more of a fish/10

[molten drum]

the people who are actually working in the field are rarely on the internet and are gonna tell the same exact thing lol

[supple plume]

Elite baill knowledge

[molten drum]

Dude I'm doing a bachelor's degree in cybersecurity

[sick gate]

rookie mistake

[supple plume]

Hahahah

[stone marsh]

oof, big sad

[terse dirge]

do you know what kubernetes is?

[jagged storm]

I spent half my time at Microsoft shitposting on the internet

[terse dirge]

do you know what an ebpf is @molten drum ?

[supple plume]

He knows "python"

[sick gate]

no cyber degree will ever teach you that

[supple plume]

Ip hacker

[sick gate]

hes probably writing a 3000 word essay on a 12 year old attack

[terse dirge]

very very much true

[jagged storm]

You can't get good without posting unsolicited cat pics

[molten drum]

I'm on my second semester. Doing CCNA, microcontrollers, C++, electrical tech

[scenic maple]

wait i gotta post this right now i cant handle the urge

[stone marsh]

Cyber degrees could be great, if they weren't based off of out of date OSCP exams

[supple plume]

Electrician then

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-leaf-1

[jagged storm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/how-bro-felt-saying-that

[molten drum]

that's not the same

[supple plume]

Oh really?

[stone marsh]

True, you could make money as a electrician

[scenic maple]

What the f'ck did you just fucking say about me, you little skid? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class on HackTheBox, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Active Directory forests, and I have over 300 confirmed root flags. I am trained in gorilla enumeration and I'm the top-ranked hacker in the entire HTB leaderboard. You are nothing to me but just another box. I will pwn you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this platform, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in the Discord? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am running my secret network of Nmap scripts across the subnet and your IP is being port scanned right now so you better prepare for the reverse shell, maggot. The reverse shell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your home directory. You're fucking rooted, kid. I can pivot anywhere, anytime, and I can pop your box in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with LinPEAS. Not only am I extensively trained in running other people's exploits, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Kali Linux and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the network, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn noob. I will spray creds all over your domain and you will drown in them. You're f'cking rooted, kiddo.

[sick gate]

hey thats mine

[molten drum]

electrical technician and electrician are two different things

[scenic maple]

i stole it and i will do it again

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/stng-picard-too-long-i-decline-to-read-it-i-decline-gif-4994404

[molten drum]

Dude cybersecurity is related to everything

[scenic maple]

i read it multiple times tho its too funny

[terse dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387853155710140469/1470155725463355494/image0.gif

[scenic maple]

vege wrote it

[molten drum]

omg

yall piss me off

[cerulean bloom]

cuz ur giving wrong info lol

[sick gate]

you should get a job the same way most people do - fucking up in high school - join the military - fall into it accidentally

[molten drum]

What exactly

[patent lily]

Bro got reverse baited 🥀

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/wireless-device-cat-meme-wireless-device-meme-wireless-cat-sykflit-this-post-has-been-fact-checked-by-gif-11076892829028458102

[stone marsh]

The military to cybersec pipeline is incredibly strong

[supple plume]

To electrician

[meager kernel]

.

[stone marsh]

I think like 60-70% of the people I have met in the industry went that way

[molten drum]

Tesla's software & hardware could be hacked, you know that right?

[sick gate]

paying uni fees to log onto cisco netacad and learn about EIGRP

[terse dirge]

I think everyone already knows that cars can get hacked vro

[jagged storm]

Erm... What

[stone marsh]

Who cares about Tesla?

[scenic maple]

gets deployed to middle east

[molten drum]

This is actually what I'm doing

[supple plume]

That's why you're studying for electrician?

[molten drum]

how does that niba know

[sick gate]

my middle east deployment was sick

sat in an air conditioned room and played jagged alliance 2

[stone marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hate-sand-gif-2743302484875254134

[meager kernel]

What the f'ck did you just fucking say about me, you little skid? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class on HackTheBox, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Active Directory forests, and I have over 300 confirmed root flags. I am trained in gorilla enumeration and I'm the top-ranked hacker in the entire HTB leaderboard. You are nothing to me but just another box. I will pwn you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this platform, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in the Discord? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am running my secret network of Nmap scripts across the subnet and your IP is being port scanned right now so you better prepare for the reverse shell, maggot. The reverse shell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your home directory. You're fucking rooted, kid. I can pivot anywhere, anytime, and I can pop your box in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with LinPEAS. Not only am I extensively trained in running other people's exploits, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Kali Linux and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the network, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn noob. I will spray creds all over your domain and you will drown in them. You're f'cking rooted, kiddo.

[scenic maple]

th u mean bro thats tax paer money 😭

[sick gate]

a lot of it too

[molten drum]

And you need electrical tech knowledge to prevent that ya know?

[terse dirge]

military is looking very tempting with the horrible job market rn, marines called me earlier this week asking about if I wanted to join 💀

[stone marsh]

Some of those tax payers love paying for that shit

[jagged storm]

... wat

[scenic maple]

not all of us tho

[terse dirge]

I really don't care

[molten drum]

u piss me off man

[stone marsh]

Yeah bro, electrical tech, hacking uh teslas and shit 🚬

[terse dirge]

I don't wanna do electrical engineering only NERDs do it because it involves math and math is for NERDs!

[jagged storm]

I'm not your man, guy.

[sick gate]

coming off to show about being 7 months deep into a bachelor degree

[sick gate]

its actually magic

and magnets

very little math

[molten drum]

Dude I actually did fuck up in high school

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/youknow-you-gif-19056787

[cerulean knoll]

You're him 🫡🙇

[molten drum]

like I did not learn shit after 8th grade

[sick gate]

that isnt surprising

[stone marsh]

The only good reason to do a bach degree, is to have the time to learn how to vibe code. That is where everythign is going, AI fucked the planet

[supple plume]

Imagine this:
"I don't even know if I am an electrician or what but I'm going to join one of the largest cybersec servers and tell them the difference because they are stupid"

[scenic maple]

i am only doing a degree to pass a checkmark

[molten drum]

And now my math is flushed in the toilet

[scenic maple]

gotta take all the advantages i can take

[molten drum]

and they make me do frickin dickin calculus in uni

[terse dirge]

skill issue, I still know that 4*4 is 44

[supple plume]

L33t brain

[molten drum]

You never forget the basics

[supple plume]

Dont doxx his iq

[stone marsh]

It does work tbf, I probably wouldn't have randomly found myself a job in the industry without it

[scenic maple]

calculaus is actually needed in some of the things you need to do in comsci but thats high iq stuff

[stone marsh]

I didn't even want to get into the industry, life just rolls that way

[scenic maple]

nepotism is key ☝️

[molten drum]

I still remember the basic algebra but

Imma need years to get to what my uni is teaching me

holy jingle bells

[supple plume]

You dont need that to fix my tv cable

[molten drum]

oh yea CCNA

right

[jagged storm]

Calculus is easy peasy

[molten drum]

STFU

[idle birch]

idk I think calc like math and English like all of these classes are useful

[sick gate]

ccna is foundational at best

[jagged storm]

bro is scared of derivatives

[stone marsh]

Learn how to solder, AI can't do that yet. Future proof your electrician skills

[supple plume]

Big time

[idle birch]

idk why so many people anti schooling and such

[scenic maple]

maybe they are

[molten drum]

But the military doesn't seem too bad

ain't gonna lie

[sick gate]

lmao everything just gets tossed and made by a machine

[scenic maple]

i am pro schooling but i want the govt to pay for universities

[terse dirge]

I got so good at precalc that my instructor told me I got the wrong answer because I programmed my calc to do everything for me back in highschool

[scenic maple]

i am anti debt

[idle birch]

yeah fs

same same

but just the evil way it works ig

[muted olive]

he'll differentiate you until you turn into 0

[scenic maple]

cold world we live in

[stone marsh]

Until they fly in little robots to fix the red ring of death on my 360, there will be a market for it!

[molten drum]

Dude there is so much garbage to learn before I actually get a job in cybersecurity I might just hop into the army

[jagged storm]

They used to go desk to desk and watch us factory reset them before an exam.

[molten drum]

and drop out of college

[cerulean bloom]

like what, may I ask

[terse dirge]

why army? Why not spaceforce?

[muted olive]

im curious, which country

[molten drum]

Calculus, electrical tech, programming

[supple plume]

Army would be better for you, they need electricians

[stone marsh]

Cybersecurity won't even exist in three years, it is just going to be claude AI agents, talking to other agents to talk to other agents, to talk to the agents that plan shit, to then maybe build something

[molten drum]

Na I want to kick, jump and physically exert myself

[terse dirge]

that's computer engineering and electrical engineering. If you wanna do cyber you're doing it very wrong

[supple plume]

Go touch some grass nobody is keeping you here

[supple plume]

I tried warning him he is going to pivot to electrician

[molten drum]

Buddy it actually is related

and its my courses in uni

[terse dirge]

maybe if you wanna do hardware hacking and IOT crap even then it's still overkill and in a different field

[jagged storm]

There are no cybersecurity degrees with EE portions

[sick gate]

i hate to break it to you but if your university told you that getting a degree will have you job ready you've been lied to

[terse dirge]

if you're only relying on uni courses you're fucked

[stone marsh]

There are some EE portions in general study elements of Comp Sci though

[supple plume]

Uni is a business after all the degree is the product

[stone marsh]

Or there was when I did my degree

[molten drum]

Nah when I get that bachelor's degree somebody will hire me eventually

[sick gate]

you'll be incredibly lucky to grab a grad role given the niche market

[supple plume]

Yeah as electrician

[molten drum]

Na, CCNA

[terse dirge]

electricians do make bank tho

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[molten drum]

or the goverment

[rare monolith]

brother…

[idle birch]

US?

[supple plume]

Let him dream

[sick gate]

shoulda joined the military

[rare monolith]

does he know ?

[molten drum]

Yea I'm in such university

[sick gate]

https://tenor.com/view/bossmanjack-austin07-austingambles-twitch-twitchbossmanjack-gif-1481438672192365247

[spark mulch]

every job want s someone with 10 years experience who is both an engineer and analyst with both DFIR skills and comprehensive GRC knowledge and qualifications and they only want to pay you 30K

[rare monolith]

someone send the gif i don’t have perms !!

[cerulean bloom]

degrees don't 100% get you a job

[molten drum]

goverment institutions hire people from my uni

[sick gate]

oh you'll go into an institution

[jagged storm]

They don't get you a job in tech at all in the US anymore

[molten drum]

possibly yea

in there you get taught on the job mostly

so

if I don't get a job in the private sector the goverment will take care of me

[sick gate]

they'll have to if all you get is ccna and knowing ohms law

[rare monolith]

lol

[sick gate]

but yeah, bait improving

[jagged storm]

The legendary rare CCNA

[molten drum]

Okay dude yall make me give up

that shi too hard

or I might become a black hat

[terse dirge]

wait till you learn about kubernetes

[rare monolith]

[muted olive]

This made me spit out my water lmfao

[idle birch]

😭

even less money

[stone marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/the-government-is-a-greedy-piglet-it's-never-too-early-to-learn-libertarian-ron-swanson-gif-16593006533793693004

[jagged storm]

For that you might want to pivot to some classes on underwater basket-weaving

[sick gate]

you could get a job as a north korean FAMOUS CHOLLIMA remote dev

[scenic maple]

if you cant get a job what makes you think you can beat all the other blackhats and actually make money

[sick gate]

let him cook

[stone marsh]

The best blackhats didn't have jobs

[scenic maple]

they do actually its called unsolicited freelance pentesting

[stone marsh]

they were also teenagers and generally fairly dumb, so he may have a chance

[sick gate]

they definitely didnt go to uni

[molten drum]

Because I can focus on learning coding and code malware or build some tool that people buy, people buy stuff like FiveM lua executors and a whole bunch of other crap

[muted olive]

they went to kim jong un

[stone marsh]

He could defect to north korea, that government likes hacking things

[rare monolith]

im thinking of not going to uni and just getting certs , work experience instead

[stone marsh]

Ah, on that good brain waves

[scenic maple]

you see there are people who are doing this right now and you are yapping on discord

[terse dirge]

they hack like their lives depend on it

[scenic maple]

you see the disadvantage?

[idle birch]

loll good old FiveM exploit days

😔

[cerulean bloom]

also, why black hat? you'll just go to jail lol

[molten drum]

Not really

[rare monolith]

the feds are watching!!

[idle birch]

esp with this opsec 😭

[stone marsh]

Coding? That is so 2006, AI already stole tha job

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2spy-he-could-be-any-one-of-us-gif-22141763

[molten drum]

Its too easy to be annonimoys these days

[terse dirge]

no, they'll build the prison on top of you and make sure you don't ever get out

[cerulean bloom]

yes really lol
I know a former black hat, why do you think he is a former

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure

[molten drum]

He was dumb if he got caught

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[stone marsh]

All blackhats are dumb

[idle birch]

bro look at you rn

[cerulean bloom]

he is not

[idle birch]

+1

[stone marsh]

Imagine having all that skill to go to prison and lose all of their funds because they couldn't just get a job

[rare monolith]

true

[molten drum]

Well I already am learning lol

[idle birch]

Or start their own buisnesses

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[molten drum]

I hate studying yea

[cerulean bloom]

I know a 16/17 yo who can hack basically anything (and is a black hat, although, I wish they would stay out of it)

[idle birch]

Then you’ll never make it

[rare monolith]

pentesting services yipee!

[idle birch]

eh nah who’s buying ts

just do bug bounty for top paying programs

[molten drum]

Man companies already do far more harm but its corporately masked

[idle birch]

if your actually cracked make 500k a year invest it for 3-5 yrs retire

[jagged storm]

But what if I want to buy avocado toast. How can I afford to invest?

[rare monolith]

some people have so much talent and just waste it just to go to jail

[scenic maple]

lets say 5 years right where would investing 2500k put you in?

[molten drum]

Probably true. So I should join the army then?

[idle birch]

ill have to get back to you on this

[idle birch]

Hell nah

[terse dirge]

I have one better, fork the elk stack or write your own UI and sell it as your own 🔥

[scenic maple]

go ahead just dont do any war crimes

[jagged storm]

Bro is going to the middle east

[molten drum]

Stop joking guys

[terse dirge]

guys, most SIEM and EDR solutions are scams because they're just re-skinned elk stack

[molten drum]

This is serious

For me

[terse dirge]

cyber solutions are FAKE it's all fake

nothing is real

[jagged storm]

Literally impossible

[idle birch]

Bro then lock in 12/hrs a day just on shit u like and get a damn internship and quit yapping

[rare monolith]

lol

true

[spark mulch]

that's why it's very important for non-technical "leadership" ppl to make the purchasing decisions, otherwise you might choose not to buy something dogshit

[terse dirge]

yes

if it looks l33t and shiny then it's obviously good and not over complicated and over engineered slop 🔥

[molten drum]

I’ve been trying to force myself to study for 2 semesters now and It does not frickin work man

I barely learnt this

[idle birch]

Then u won’t make it

[rare monolith]

i wish i had allat will power lol i just work like 6hrs a day apart from school

[terse dirge]

cyber isn't for everyone

[spark mulch]

SIEM solution training:

Here's how to perform an 800 line query in our proprietary query language

Analysts:
index=*

[molten drum]

Always procrastinating

[cerulean bloom]

this

[idle birch]

You have to enjoy it or you’ll never be able to compete with ppl who do

[molten drum]

Oh wait

[rare monolith]

just become IT

[jagged storm]

These aren't entry level topics.

[sick gate]

shotgun query every time

[terse dirge]

kubernetes is entry level according to linkedin

[stone marsh]

Cybersecurity is fake, just tell your AI to make everything secure

[molten drum]

I’m receiving a prophecy

[idle birch]

r u high?

[terse dirge]

yes, my toaster needs AI, my dishwasher needs AI! 🔥

[jagged storm]

It's usually food poisoning

[spark mulch]

zero trust is when you implement an overpriced VPN solution and then allow ANY to ANY for any endpoint connected to it

[molten drum]

Imma finish my cyber degree but I will focus on making a career in fitness

[rare monolith]

[twilit goblet]

😂😂

[rare monolith]

brother

[stone marsh]

Go do BJJ, become the next gordon ryan

[spark mulch]

as long as it has "Zero Trust" in the product name,you don't have to worry aobut config

[molten drum]

I will work in fitness because I enjoy bodybuilding and the CS degree will serve if someday an opportunity appears

[twilit goblet]

At this point go get a bbl gang😂😂

[stone marsh]

I'll have to become a blackhat to afford the bbl, hold my beer

[molten drum]

A BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift)

No way I’m getting that

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-cat-meme-bowling-pin-gif-25967209

[twilit goblet]

😂😂did u have to search it up?

[molten drum]

Yea?

[rare monolith]

any1 knows good sources for news about cyber i think i’m gonna start watching some to stay in touch

[twilit goblet]

A good amount of sites, u can also make your own discord server and add a bot that feeds u news instead of manually doing it cyber related

[jagged storm]

While it's not super active, /r/netsec still has high quality content

[rare monolith]

thanks guys

i’ll try both options out

[icy fog]

Fck AI

[twilit goblet]

W AI it’s taking over too bad😂

[molten drum]

Yea doing cyber is pointless unless you are ready to study like a maniac

[twilit goblet]

If anything it’s the orgs and how they handle the AI they made for you

[cerulean bloom]

there really is a lot to learn, it isn't for everybody, ye

[errant raptor]

Yeee

[twilit goblet]

If it’s not a passion than u better look for something else lmao

[molten drum]

I realised this after 2 semesters in a cyber degree

[meager kernel]

nice conversation

[molten drum]

that stuff is wayyy too vast

[jagged storm]

The studying doesn't end at any point. The career is 99% study

[molten drum]

I'm 19

[idle birch]

just buy this with ur life savings @molten drum

[stone marsh]

Studying, certs, bullshit politics with a bunch of autistic colleagues

[idle birch]

you’ll thank me

[stone marsh]

it is truly an industry

[twilit goblet]

Yea 😂😂😂😂

[molten drum]

uni?

or jobs

[stone marsh]

Jobs in cyber security

[idle birch]

Both bro

[stone marsh]

Uni was a blast,

[idle birch]

Life bro

it’s all cope

[stone marsh]

No politics, just get drunk, and do all the coursework while pissed

[molten drum]

its all cope so you don't suicide

[twilit goblet]

Lmaooo

[zealous charm]

[twilit goblet]

Suicides for pussies

[molten drum]

why

[twilit goblet]

Just playin lol

[stone marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[twilit goblet]

😂😂😂

[molten drum]

Okay okay, I received my final prophecy

[idle birch]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-black-pill-edit-gif-13836586707865159256

[twilit goblet]

Broooo😂😂

Is it the bbl???

It’s calling u isn’t it

[molten drum]

thanks to the chatting sessions I had with you today guys

[idle birch]

yeah bro no problem have a good life bro I’m sure you’ll make it at Wendy’s

[twilit goblet]

Holon we wanna hear the prophecy gang

😂

[twilit goblet]

😂😂😂

[stone marsh]

So what have you guys been vibe coding recently? Any critical infrastructure that is being used by government agencies?

no reason, just wondering

[twilit goblet]

😂😂😂

[errant raptor]

Hell yeah man

[molten drum]

Life is good

and I was just suffering in my head

imma go live now

brb

[twilit goblet]

Bro what 😭

[stone marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-4410379352432318316

[twilit goblet]

Tf goin on my g😂😂😂

[twilit goblet]

Ww

WW CHATS HOMIES

[molten drum]

I feel much better after drinking a cup of coffee

[stone marsh]

Coffee is good shit

[molten drum]

It increases hypertrophy yea

[zenith pine]

i like trophies

[bronze lion]

Taking a shot of espresso is better

[quiet vortex]

Not sure where to put this, but I will ask here.
I have currently started NetworkChuck's 'Linux for Hackers' free course, and there is an HTB link (Linux hacking lab) in the video description of EP1, and when I click on it, it gets me on the HTB website and asks me to log in. I log in, and then there is nothing there, just my profile. I would be glad if someone could help. Maybe it is not working bc it is literally a 5-year-old video?

[bronze lion]

Here's a tip

Go to htb academy

Log in

[sick gate]

never visit networkchuck again

[bronze lion]

Find the Linux fundamentals course @quiet vortex

[terse dirge]

Networkchuck was great before his AI slop era. Install Manjaro Linux on your PC or laptop and start from there.

It has just enough for low guard rails and stability

[bronze lion]

Networkchuck makes the topic intresting for ppl who are starting out with networking or hacking even tho he just scratches the surface and watching them do not give u much of real info needed he does make the topic interesting

[quiet vortex]

Ohh got it, thank you so much*

[bronze lion]

Tht one has almost everything u need to know when starting out (and more)

[terse dirge]

Forcing yourself to use Linux is the best possible way to actually learn Linux.

[spark mulch]

yep

[bronze lion]

Tru

[muted olive]

First time I used Linux is when I was 10, but I never actually used the terminal

all ubuntu, GUI

[bronze lion]

@quiet vortex https://academy.hackthebox.com/course/preview/linux-fundamentals

[sick gate]

i have a bit of a problem with people who make cyber career roadmap videos that are just designed push people through as many affiliate links as possible, even moreso when they dont work in the industry

[bronze lion]

if u are finding it difficult to find the course

[quiet vortex]

that is very smart, but sadly I am on a school laptop rn and I am not really meant to change the operating system. tho I will do that maybe with my next laptop

[spark mulch]

you mean 900% of the "cybersecurity" youtube content

[sick gate]

yep

[spark mulch]

shovel salesmen one and all

for a goldrush that died years ago

[bronze lion]

thts true but hey lets be honest everyone has gone throuhg watching a video or asking chatgptfor a roadmap and only later we understood tht there isnt any

u just have to mess and play around everything to find ur niche

[sick gate]

that doesnt make him more honest

[spark mulch]

i didn't do any of that

least of all chat fucking gippity

[bronze lion]

skill issue bro

[sick gate]

its modern snake oil

[bronze lion]

i never said he was
/shrug

[quiet vortex]

Thanks everyone <33 love to see such a supportive community. this can al lfeel pretty overwhelming to start RN, especially with everyone saying something else (on yt and tiktok)

[sick gate]

"here are the certs you need to be an ethical hacker"

[spark mulch]

what

[bronze lion]

i just said he makes interesting contents even tho it does not provide but of the needed info

[heady sage]

My honest reaction

[terse dirge]

There's no one route in this field, find something or 2 things you really want to do and specialize in it.

[bronze lion]

Let it be known that from this moment forward, thou art denied all leave and authority to utter word on this subject, and any further speech from thee shall be unwelcome

[vital root]

these 2 are fun for learning linux too.

the first one you can do straight from your school laptop no problem, but if you can set up a VM to practice in that’s even better

https://cmdchallenge.com/

https://overthewire.org/wargames/bandit/

[spark mulch]

what

[south garden]

does anyone know if google cybersecurity course on coursera is worth time and effort?

[bronze lion]

no idea

[quiet vortex]

Awww ty 🥹

[terse dirge]

Avoid certs unless the jobs you're applying for require it.

[vital root]

You got this !!

[bronze lion]

good old days when we used overthewire

brings back memories

[vital root]

The best xD

[south garden]

okayy, thank you ☺️

why should I avoid it tho, if you don't mind me asking? 😅

[bronze lion]

if its a free one and u haev the time sure go for it

but if its paid and does not provide much value then its a waste of both time and money

gaining knowledge is never bad

[heady sage]

NetworkCuck

[bronze lion]

but u have to compare wht it costs to gain tht and if its worth it

[spark mulch]

i actively chose not to say it

[south garden]

yeah, I get it

[bronze lion]

and when did u change ur pronouns to she/her?

[south garden]

any tips by the way how to find a job in cybersecurity? 😅

[heady sage]

Uhhhh I’ve always had it

[sick gate]

🙏 may these pay pigs one day become a hacker maybe 🙏

[south garden]

I feel like I've applied to every junior position available and I didn't land a single job interview 😅

[bronze lion]

seems like i did not notice it but u are a male right?

is it as a joke u put it or

[heady sage]

No?

[bronze lion]

stop joking bro

[heady sage]

I’m not!

[bronze lion]

so

shit