Well look I can understand stuff well related to IT and cyber-sec for example I didnt know those very easy starting point machines and I watch some videos(walktrough) and I understand what guy did (also I already heard about all the tools from youtube so its easier to connect stuff), but I guess thats kinda impossible to do later since there are no walktroughs for active machines
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Yeah, then just dive head first. Check out the link, and if you have any questions about modules or anything you can always check out the academy sub section on the left hand side. It has a general #modules space as well as spaces pertaining to all of the respective certs. 
Got it thank you
Now comes the hard part should I focus more on coding or learning cyber-sec๐ญ
I'd say cyber. Coding is great for automating things and understanding standard language structure. As I learn more about OOP and Functional Programming it's easier to see shortcomings in code, but that doesn't mean you need it to be a 1337 p3nt35t3r
Personal opinion doh
I guess I need to give cyber a try until now It was way more fun journey learning about cyber than coding
Though I kinda feel like in cyber you never know if you are skilled enough for a job role
If you know what I mean fir example in coding its pretty clear: you need to know this language, that framework and maybe some database
You either know it or dont but in cyber knowledge feels way more subjective
If you want to get hired, i wouldnt even think about that. Just do it for fun
It may be only me tho
if you dont like it for fun, then you are wasting your life doing some menial shite
that you could do something else
Ur right I am just overthinking it
your outfit is lit
Than k you
@chrome tree i was reading your messages with pengu11nn and you helped me alot aswell thank you
yes gave me a path and a bible to follow ๐
@chrome tree 4 Prezident of HTB!
Tomorrow I have my first local programming competition and I'm nervous. ๐ฌ
Damn man I saw now it takes more than 200$ to do any of those two paths
I didnt know it was that expensive
Guess I will learn it different way
Good luck!
First project idea: Phishmeter- Automated Phishing Email Risk Analyzer, Takes the text of an email, Automatically scans it for phishing indicators, Assigns a risk score, Displays the result as Low / Medium / High risk
password" Credential theft +30
"verify" Social engineering +15
"urgent" Pressure tactic +10
"http" Suspicious links +20
ALL CAPS words Intimidation +10
Great idea! Curious what you would use to automate this? And how you would check for the all caps condition, I'm trying to think of how you could do this in my head but I'm curious what your solutions are ๐โโ๏ธ
hello all
The problem is you'd also need to filter out false positives
anyone studying for the CPTS at the moment ?
I would use Python to automate the process. For the all caps condition, I would split the email into words and check for words that are entirely uppercase and longer than a few characters, since phishing emails often use excessive capitalization to create urgency. If multiple all caps words appear, the program would increase the phishing risk score.
i am a complete beginner so ill see how it plays out
What if you filter out... False... NEGATIVES?!
Ah, I need to lock in my python skills, I learned a little when I first started getting into cyber security, I'm curious how you deploy it I guess? That is how you give it access to the inbox
MARCIEEEEEEE
Well probably it would just "mark" such emails so the user would know to be suspicious like how outlook does
Yeah this is essentially just data enrichment
ithink there issome api you can use to connect to the inbox
"Jim we've told you to stop sounding like a scammer in your internal emails"
Would be a data science game really
^
Actually an elite strategy so you can always say you're waiting for X to respond to your email (email that's designed to match the company spam/scam filters)
The hardest part of this initially would be getting a few thousand samples in order to give a proper test without over-focusing your heuristics & weights on a small sample size
but realistically what you've proposed are basically parameters for an ML model
not building an inbox connected system
I think you could make a decent program on intuition, (semi-decent accuracy just on brain made rules)
(not specifically an LLM)
had an intern work on something similar at an old employer, made an ML model to detect malicious payloads of <insert language here>, and he managed to get a ~97% accuracy rate on a sample set of 10k
wow
Wow
had an intern work on something similar at an old employer, made an ML model to detect malicious payloads of C++, and he managed to get a ~97% accuracy rate on a sample set of 10k
Nah not C++ since you wouldnt have the source in most cases
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You know it's interesting one thing I learned from a book called "Freakonomics" (it's a fairly popular book) is that scammers purposely do shoddy scams, that is, not very convincing ones, the reason is that the ease of sending 200k+ emails is pretty negligible, however the time/wages for messaging someone, and working with them is pretty high, so they do not want very many cases where the scammee get's suspicious half-way through, the solution is to make a REALLY bad scam, eg. nigerian prince stuff, because it's cuts out all the only somewhat-foolish users who would waste their time, LSS: they sift for only the stupidest people
It feels arrogant to say "stupidest" but I couldn't think of any other way to express it
Internet ignorant
Replit is king wym ( I have almost no experience)
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Hello community, I have a question
I'm playing with some Hack The Box challenges, and I Would like to know what should I know before working with The Art of Reversing challenge.
are C# and dnspy enough?
I don't want just to follow a writeup without understanding completely what am I doing.
Are browser vulnerablities still a big problem?

Sorry for asking you guys so many questions but, I'm studying for the CCNA and they're talking about VRF's , are VRF's a common thing companies use? It talked about one benefit being that IP conflicts don't matter? Which got me wondering, don't alot of users have the 198.162.x IP? Why isn't that more of a problem
Ah I see, (thanks for the answer) I heard when I was studying for network plus that SQL injection is still a big problem which I understood espc on mobile apps, but I was curious if most browser websites are just as bad
A browser isn't a website, it's what's used to visit websites
@alpine pumice I understand, my comprehension on this isn't great, but there ARE browser level exploits right? Are they something people should be concerned about?
yes, that's the question i answered. because browsers are how people visit websites browser exploits are a huge concern.
Ah I understand, thank you for your help @alpine pumice , people here are very cool
@dusky jacinth take this
You gotta get that Aussie lemonade
beer ?
Really? I'm surprised. I feel like that's one of the better juices. You try the one with the viking or the lady and the apple?
I expected the apple to taste more like an angry orchard for some reason. Spit that shit right out
There are only 2 types of monster, green and white. Everything else is a crime against humanity.
the only thing I can agree with the british on
social media stresses me tf out
then dont use it so much
tiktok full of temu shilling and x full of political discussion
or alternatively
mute anything you dont like, it works
my feed is now purely cybersecurity and frogs, nothing else
god tier feed
birds -> infosec -> birds
morning guys
i mean that shit is boring though
well then stay stressed idk ๐
bro calm ๐
"i want my feed to keep me engaged, but i keep engaging with things that stress me out"
infinite negative feedback loop
^
i have a suspicion it's human nature to engage with the most provocative things and algorithms take advantage of that
so you can't necessarily blame the person
my feed is balanced with news i want to keep up with and occasional silly videos, like sharks in da ocean
Best is when you fall asleep and the autoplay goes into some weird shit, cant clear your feed for a month after
Yes it's also not human nature to be ingesting so much saddening/upsetting information at much. It's not good for you
blame the algorithm
I have >500 muted accounts on twitter to make sure the feed is good, moment an account reposts anything war/politics related that I dont care to be involved in
YOU TAUGHT THE ALGORITHM ๐ญ
im not choosing to ingest anything except food
no i didn't
the algorithm is taking advantage of me
nah
work on taking a step back before you click
it adapts to what you click, which yes ultimately ends up in getting you to engage more, that's the whole point
the thing with the algorithm is: it won't provide you things you don't engage with either positively or negatively
if you just so happen to click things because they piss you off, that's on you
the only thing the algo cares about is engagement
i click on frogs and infosec most of the time. just so happens my feed is now that
It's why i find it funny when I see comments like 'why is this on my feed'
like brother, you keep commenting on this shit
its a stupid subjective debate but like, dont follow or engage with things you dont like -> make actual use of muting / i dont wanna see this content -> algorithm tunes pretty quickly
TikTok has a filter you can turn on in your settings to see more STEM content btw
tiktok
you aren't wrong
I'm tired
Lul
Totally agree, well-said, I think that in general our ratio of entertainment/information to reflection and rest is WAYYY off nowadays, I started thinking about things like burn out, and yes while we are making more executive decision than say: 1700's french farmer, I don't think it's mainly the labor thing that's stressing us out and frying (at least it is mine) our brains. I think it's how stimulated we are; we plug something in anytime there's a lull, and because of this we not only get used to always having high dopamine, but this overstimulation stresses us out, so we consume more and get more pleasure to make ourselves feel better, compounding the problem. No wonder our brains feel surface-level and lazy, it's a defense mechanism to not absorb the ridiculous (mostly useless) amount of information it's being assailed with
Classic C1oud
Some might find information in this Press Release triggering. TikTokโs content recommender system and its invasive data collection practicespose a danger to young users of the platform by amplifying depressive and suicidal content that risk worsening existing mental health challenges, two companion reports released today by Amnesty Internation...
but no it's the teenager's fault totally
they should just ignore it right
Lol exactly, not to mention the "loneliness" or tendency of today's teens to socialize less and form less permanent friendships and have more surface-level connections (as perceived by me watching people, no source) drives them to engage more with social media
You try the wild passion tho? That and the white are pretty darns good.
Ohhh yeah tried that one, not too bad
Morrow
Yeah, I prefer the Ultra. I feel like the flavors are better. The juices are very hit or miss for me. Aussie Lemonade is the only one I can stomach with all that sugar.
Vice Guava also was pretty good
Original is pretty good, it doesn't taste as unhealthy as the rest of them ๐คทโโ๏ธ
The white is just OG that you can't beat lol
I feel like that flavor can appeal to most
Rn I need this. I just made coffee
๐ I hate non-sugar sweetners though, will admit white is good
Itโs 7 PM
Sup @dusky jacinth
Whattup
Some of them have weird tastes. Don't get the Redbull with the Monk Fruit. ๐คฎ
My blocked accounts list is insane
@wanton dock Turns out as I look more into research I'm not wrong about what I see in the youth (I'm fairly young myself but am not in the stage in life where I care much about social status or socializing with anyone who's not a marriage candidate or a permanent friend) today's teens are very lonely, kind of sad, when I was a kid I didn't have many friends, being isolated in the country and being homeschool; but luckily I didn't have a consistent access to technology so some of my potential por/social media dependency was reduced I think
froj's point was that they can just ignore it/fine tune their algorithm to not see that kind of content, if im not mistaken
I use honey as my go-to sweetener love it in coffee/tea
i was being sarcastic
No No, I understood, you made a good point I was just adding onto that, and yes there are controls people can take, but most of them don't think about anything active like that, any action
That or the sugar free torani syrups are good. ๐
ah understood
But the internet access I DID have messed me up enough, I'm trying to deprogram the dopamine dependancy and learn to think, I feel like I used to be a much smarter person
unrelated, but i only made the robot comment because the idea that people want to engage with the content they end up engaging with implies that they cannot be manipulated, as if they're a robot
video games fucked up my dopamine imo
even though research tends to disagree
i still firmly believe it despite that
i was writing an essay on the correlation between adhd and video game addiction but i couldn't establish a causal relationship for context
@wanton dock you better check out my new phishmeter ๐
Lol I agree, though I will say the effect is less severe than social media, I HATE using social media and I still spend 4+ hours on there even when I have something important the next day, actively not enjoying using it, yet I won't turn it off till I'm super exhausted, for that reason I avoid logging into social media at all, hmm I've seen research that claims to establish a link, describing it as similar to alcohol, but I haven't looked into the data itself
I assume you're a college student?
ye
yeah i agree
the idea that social media is innocent of taking advantage of its users is bizzare
Agree, I'm going into my third semester if I can figure out my tax stuff that's holding up my account, I genuinely had no idea how taxes work and haven't filed
i haven't filed either yet, idrk what to do for that
i need to speak with my family's accountant or with my dad if he does it on my behalf
im supposed to get money back because i didn't make enough money last year
i had a part-time job during the spring that's it, then i took a break during summer, and i started college in the fall
Yeah lol ๐ and I think one of the companies I work for actually mixed up my W2 and another guy's because I'm almost certain I didn't make that much, and they talked about it, but for some reason I'm just super un-aware of that stuff,
That's cool you have that though
the company i worked for still needs to send me my W2
they better because afaik they have to legally
i quit abruptly
so im not keen on speaking to my old manager
i couldn't take that store anymore
Yeah, honestly I gotta ๐ to stay chill, so many things in this world nowadays can make you so angry, I think I'm just grouchy today though but ๐ก I'm pretty sure my last job just lied about my hourly when I looked at my W2
I haven't even saved up enough money to pay to file my taxes literally can't get enough money together at one moment to pay for it, or other stuff I need even though I'm trying
speaking of anger my psychiatrist is sending me to zombieland
increased my antipsychotic dose for no reason
i just have bipolar 1
In no way putting that down in any way, I'm just super scared of mental drugs, I will literally avoid them unless I'm about to kms
they said because of anhedonia so there isnt really no reason im just being dramatic
yes i would avoid them
they caused a lot of problems for me
Yeah I would think that's not reasonable of your psychiatrist
I even think anhedonia is a natural part of life, i that it's an indicator for other problem or things you're processing behind the scenes
yeah like i dont speak to a lot of people irl and im discontent with that, discontent with a few things
And I've dealt with anhedonia ALOT
so naturally im not gonna like be ecstatic about shit
tbf i dont enjoy very much
but theyre trying to fix that with chemicals not environmental factors
and all they suggest is therapy which was a shitshow for me honestly, just frustration with incompetent people
Same, I think I'm a little special ๐ , but like these are real issues that I'm dealing with ofc I'm going to be sad, and I think the place I'm at in life isn;t ideal, so i feel unfulfilled, now I do go to church and stuff and that's helps so much but depression in some amount is a normal part of life, exactly it's how to deal with it environmentally,
I think alot of therapists are incompetent from what I've seen in my experience is you just have to find a good one, and I could hallucinating here but I seem to remember my psychology class bearing this out, it's not experience but individual skill that mattera most for a therapist some are just better
one of them i had didnt care to charge me but every session he just was on the phone or asking me about my day lmfao
he thought i was there because of truancy
when i really was seeking out a therapist
I think the talking about your day thing works for some people, I didn't for me, I wanted someone who had some insight into why I could be feeling the things I was feeling, sadly none of them were able to give me that but I still think it helped a little, despite the frustration, but if you're not liking taking your medicine I just wouldn't or lower your ammount
exactly
as far as medicine goes ill probably ask to eventually taper off because all i really needed in the start was anti-anxiety medication
but the antidepressants they gave me triggered a manic episode
i felt fine before all that
just had a huge workload
Yeah, I personally don't deal with a lot of anxiety but STRESS and depression hit hard sometimes
Lol you have a lot of similarities with my experience
One thing I will say though is I think I understand myself and why things go on/life more as I get older, even if it takes years I should figure it out somewhat eventually?
im gonna go to treadmill
thx for the chat
2 hours to go
am gonna listen to lex fridman
Hey guys how are I need your help
Yeah dude hope you figure that out, and yeah I enjoyed it, ttyl
@grok is the true
You're fine
Just set it down and let's walk back to critical thinking and how it works
If you need to solve a problem, start asking questions
Those questions, depending on how well they're formed, will get you to the answer
forgive me for being noob, but can anyone tell me whether or not react devtools exposing the CLOUDFLARE_API_TOKEN variable in a production build poses an actual security risk?
it's so tempting
theyre in my skin i cant get them out
@wanton dock If you're US based and you're having thoughts of harming yourself or others or are in mental crisis please dial 988 to be connected with someone that can help
ok lemme try, what can i do to prevent fake positives in my phish meter project
im shaking rn dude
this is too hard i quite
quit
i cant think
Then ask those questions from an AI
I really like the look of Parrot, but their terminal isn't good. I wish it would split the screen into 4 like in Kali Linux. I tried downloading several terminals and none worked. Does anyone know if there's a way to split the terminals into a single window like in Kali Linux?
Can anyone help me on how to get student subscription
you need a .edu email for your account i think
then it should be under subscriptions
if htb doesn't recognize your .edu email them and they can add it once they confirm
tmux
you have to earn them
How?
Use tmux
Hack boxes
Make boxes
Get certified
Be a mod
Be cool
Thatโs how
Thanks! ๐
๐ค
Does being a hacker get you loads of big booty latinas?
God I wish
Im new to this. I donโt know how to hack anything but iPhones and iPads and Androids.
Hopefully.
Thats my only motivation at this point of doing pentesting
Im actually studying IT in college.
Okay
This Wednesday is going to be my first day back in a bit again.
Do you want to do infosec?
in my personal exsperience no, but lifting weights yes

now whos gonna get offended by that?
@ me directly
I'm sorry to hear that.
^^
Real
Just study comp sci
Unless you wanna set up servers and reset passwords or configure networks for the rest of your life
Comp sci is math which is for nerds!
Ew comp sci (no offense)
Yeah im gonna do some portswigger labs rn
Comp sci majors don't take showers
I am the nerd
Hopefully a big booty latina spawns in my bed once im finished it
Nah I shower twice a day
Only catch?
I am not a CompSci student ๐
I dropped out ๐
Itโs not bad at all.
all good, you shower
I have the brains.
Indeed
Nah dude IT isnโt about the brains
Itโs about tolerance
I shower every day and if I skip one at night I take it in the morning.
Iโm happy for you
I have lots of that.
Do you have a job in IT?
Not yet bro. Im fresh outta high school last year.
It's not that it's bad. Its about being encouraged/made to "go by the book" instead of researching on your own
Then no you have 0 tolerance in reference to IT. But thatโs okay
You learn it on the job
I go by the book and I do research on my own all the time too.
Or you donโt and you leave
Itโs tedious and monotonous at first for probably your first 18 months
Nearly every IT class I've taken has been very "do it by the book" I'm just not a fan of it because it's outdated and doesn't teach you to be self sufficient
I will though.
So learn to stay busy and pursue better opportunities and education
Not from school you wonโt lol
Port swifter
I know that but I will in the future.
Try not going by the book. You'll learn more and better instead of just spitting up what you read in a book for a technology that's 5 years outdated
Get a degree tho
Just build shi
Nah tbh thats lame asl
U need degrees for this job market
Im broke and yes I know that the CompTIA books are outdated as hell.
Not true they update them regularly
Like my intern was requiring a bachelors minimum
Pieces of paper are fancy to satisfy under qualified managers and hr
Yeah thats what i mean
You need the piece of paper
But do you know kubernetes?
Need is a bit much
Idk it helps quite a bit
Kubernetes is peak
At least where im at
I love containerization ๐ฅน
Idk how it is in america
I love authentication ๐
But in ireland a degree goes a long way
No one cares in the states
But do you know kubernetes
If you do youโre a numb
You canโt see it but Iโm doin the key and peele skit sweat bit
Cyber is fairly new so it'll probably be a while till there's a consensus of what makes someone qualified for a job
This is like the most awful do you know the muffin man ever
The muffin man??
Yeah i mean entry level roles are still red market
So they will look for any reason to cut u out
There isn't really such a thing as "entry level cyber" tbh
I feel like this is a pretty technically necessary role
Oh. I read the one on this platform called OโReilly.
A lot of cyber assumes you already have IT background it's like the surgeon of the tech world. All surgeons are doctors but not all doctors are surgeons
As in it requires technical knowledge of the systems you work with in order to understand the security
Or what ceald said
Good analogy
All cyber people know IT but not everyone in IT knows cyber
Yeah i mean thats one way to get in
But for those looking to hop straight in
Cyber is also pretty specialized
Like thereโs broad concepts sure, but I feel as though most work is done per your specialization
Like i got a pentesting intern which required a degree
I.e. SOC vs Pentester
Even tho admitably a degree teaches u nothing about pentesting
Job market is getting more competitive
Im reading:
CompTIA A+ Core 1 (220-1201) and Core 2 (220-1202) Exam Cram, 2nd
Edition
Whats it called?
Yes
I wasnโt asking a question I was questioning whether or not that was the books name
idk what itโs called
But at least my degree will be free
but you said you hack mobile devices and ipads and stuff, that's way beyond a+
I also am a college student and I would like to know
how to bypass SMEP via PTE instead of flipping the SMEP bit via the CR4 register
I only know custom firmware flashing, Jailbreaking and rooting.
I donโt think thats much.
you listed about 3 or 4 things that were 100% illegal
and you're not gonna fool me, because I actually know what Im talking about
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Jailbreaking isnโt illegal
Breaking out of jail is illegal
No bro I legit didnโt know that all that stuff was illegal.
Heโs messing with you
he deleted what he said before
Nah but some of the stuff I mentioned and deleted was illegal.
which included frp bypasses and icloud account "unlocking"
Ah I see
I just searched it and found out.
Donโt be rude man
hi gyuys
But itโs isnโt illegal to have the knowledge and buy locked phones to use for myself.
Idgaf what you do
Im glad for you buddy.
m0rph is a fed
The US used RF weapons against Venezuelan military personnel. Meaning they can use these devices in a controlled manner. Meaning anti offensive RF handling
So idc what you do
One part of the world is trying to to create God
The other is trying to play it
They're very fascinating when you've made one yourself
man has already created many gods
Atp nothing you think matters really does
Iโm referencing AI. Not a previous pantheon
That was more like โI need a way to explain xโ
As is most religions if not all
to be fair the sun will go supernova eventually
and vaporize everything
and there will be no life left
tl;dr this is true
disagree, universe too big to not have some form of life out there
I wanna make anti RF equipment now cause of it
ah, an overly pedantic interpretation
my hat off to you my good sir 
Yeah I just gotta figure out how
Iโll do it eventually
Just not the main project
I went metal detecting around a burned house site, found lots of lead clumps from the pipes that had melted
goated youtuber
Ive been tempted to buy one.
But you'll have to test it
I have a laser collection.
So you'll need to build your own RF gadget
i'm directing my hackrf one laser at you now
Im joking.
LOL
Thereโs a lot of feds here :0
๐คก
/s
BOY YOU KNOW IM ALREADY OUT THERE COLLECTING COPPER
signal received
My mother bought two rolls before they stopped making them.
I donโt need copper.
@dusky jacinth I've been looking for books on RF
Any good finds?
Really just energy weapons in general
Iโve been wanting to get into it
Maybe SIGINT as a whole, but rn honestly I just wanna build shit that keeps people safe. Like anti surveillance gear
Probably 45ft tall
Interesting
I know little to nothing about it
Lead paint for "x ray vans"
Copper for RF protection
So expensive.
I bought one of those hackrf SDR's
Also have a quansheng UVK5 with some custom firmware
Lead paint is bad for you.
Not recommended for consumption
What exactly was free.
the whole thing
just wanted to make sure you knew my method was legal
you got some methods too you could buy one of these right?
right.
One of what?
The HackRF One?
I mean what is a real application of it
Hey maybe you could melt this down
I genuinely donโt know
I use it for trunk tracking
Police scanners
Thereโs both legal type people and illegal type people in here.
I donโt do any illegal stuff
๐๐
When I'm transmitting on the UVK5 it messes with my lamps a lot
I do that everyday.
Hey ๐ guy's I need some help
With what
Isnโt that supposed to be bad quality? Or bad in general?
I like the Motorola ones.
I mean itโs affordable
I donโt have any though.
Idk if that really necessarily means bad
But idk radios I just looked it up and am spouting what I read
I need a platform to test what I have learned and learn more
Oh Ive just heard people complaining.
Congrats
Youโre in the correct spot
It just means the lamp has no shielding
Idk if it was quansheng or baofeng.
If you're getting a handheld get the quansheng
Hacking box
Let say I want a mentor who will guide me I think it would be easier
I can pay one
I want to buy one to listen to police radios.
Personal study is your best friend
It won't be able to decode digital
I sometimes don't know where to start
Check to see what your local PD is using first
But arenโt we only supposed to listen to unencrypted ones?
Right
Ooh and how will I know am good
Being digital doesn't necessarily mean it's encrypted though
You wonโt
The hardware just simply can't demodulate digital signals
You'll need an SDR for that, or a super expensive handheld that supports it
Most of time I solve and some times i don't
Why are you a little bit rude. Dont take any offense from that.
Iโm just blunt
Idrc how someone feels
Unless itโs applicable and thatโs what a conversation is about
Here? It is not
Oh. Good for you!
Indeed ๐
lol
Iโm a by product of the Afghanistan war
I didn't feel anything
You were in it or you were made in it?
Made cause of it
True story actually
Both my parents met in the Navy because the were deployed together
Cool.
Or ig I should say they were on the same ship
Which wouldnโt have happened if the Afghanistan war didnโt happen
So fun fact
The love boat.
TE1M is a direct product of the war in Afghanistan
Indubitably
A true sailor
I am at work
I got my elbows on the table as we speak
Do you work night shift too
I hate this shit
Then you're all not fucking serious
Mines nice. Itโs 2-12
Okay
I'm going to tell the boss lol
Oh donโt tell them Iโve been a naughty boy
Donโt tell them Iโm deserving of a spanking
We've made efforts to reduce workload
Please please please donโt tell them that
Real.
Actually Iโve caught up on my tickets td
Just doing terms rn
Shifts over soon ๐
Oooh you should be serious
Anyway Im proposing the idea we create laminated documentation to stick onto the desks where all the endpoints are
Illustrated like a children's book
How fast can we roll this out.
Can we get it done yesterday.
"Little Angelina is looking for the power button, oh here it is!"
Oooh are you all working same job???
Little Angelina shouldn't have to explain to 50 year old Barbara who's been here since modern computing was conceived, where the power button is
I hate end users
Me and my homies hate end users
Either they follow cybersecurity practices or their employment is terminated
At the very least let HR deal with it
You would think huh
You sure would think
Then the turn around at all companies though would be atrocious
It's cheaper to fire people than to deal with a PHI breach lawsuit
Only problem atp is retention
Plus people arenโt perfect
But the bar needs to be raised
Significantly
And if you canโt keep up? Maybe a cyber space isnโt for you
Simple as
Is the mod online?
People aren't perfect, but hey Stacy if you downloaded Facebook on that phone, then it's also possible for you to setup MFA
I'm sure you have Facebook on there Stacy.
Fr
Now download the MFA app
Why not use the integrated OS one.
I can help you all with your work
Healthcare
Healthcare is a clusterfuck
What does that have to do with what weโre taking about?
Were talking about MFA
For entra ID you'll just use Microsoft authenticator
And I am here talking of a job
If you're prescribing meds, then it's MDM and that's a whole separate installation
I hate Microsoft Authenticator.
Itโs so damn annoying.
I hate IT
I think all of these people are idiots
Especially the people I work with
You all are idiots
I hate being a part of a team where our job is to be at the service of others
And serve others
Not necessarily to solve a problem
I'm in a hybrid role
I just wanna solve problems
But I deal with support too
It sucks
And I can't get anything past the directors
"hey guys we need to automate this*
Iโm tired of Nancyโs rambling and incessant need to call me to tell me every single time thereโs a network hiccup
I tried to automate terminations and they legit told me โwe donโt do that hereโ
"can we set up web form here to handle onboarding"
Why can't you hack the system and pretend to solve the problem and then boom rank up
I want to start out as a data center operator then start moving up.
I don't need to hack the system because I'm the system admin
If I were to break something in production that would be well not good
That really sucks
+99 IQ
here here!
+1000
One of my servers is down until I can get a new CMOS battery
BIOS keeps resetting
My jellyfin VM is on it
big oof
Heree heree.
Yeah it's literally the WORST server to have problems with
yeah thats big sad
not the jellyfin server!
im so thankful i can stream akira and berserk anytime now
I'm going to move to a rack setup in the coming months
Im thinking of doing the same
Right now I just have some old dell mini PCs I took from the hospital
You took?
Acquired
They gave them away for free?
Yes
sometimes libraries and schools and hospitals do that from time to time
I have a crappy AIO computer.
I know. Iโve seen them on eBay.
One coworker took home about 20 of them
Fucking menace
Lucky him.
Can save some for some personal uses. And sell the rest on eBay/FB
NUCs are great. I know most people know them as el cheapo systems... I buy thenew high-end ones, and they are just kick-ass.
This happens at least once a month for me
Intel NUC?
I'm running 6 of them right now, with 1 being offline
they are Asus today
no need for a whole blade when a NUC can basically do the same thing with less power
now granted that's kind of a hot take
but i digress
Oh. I didnโt know that.
oh mine has 225H and 64 gigs of memory...
I'm moving to a rack set up for storage
dang thats nice
Are you a mod here?
I got one from gmktec with a nice lil i9 and 32g
no
The fucking Ferrari of NUCs here
also put on samsung evo, pretty fast
The i9 has been great
that said I have FalconSpy's real cell phone in my real cell phone
and I am also friends with emma
Iโm happy for you
nou!
I think I may get a free i9 laptop soon.
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i think i missed my opportunity ๐ญ I have a random evo drive sitting around and didnt think to install it in the nuc
Im too invested into my lab now
I wish I had random evo drives laying around lol.
that would be sick
Iโm gonna have a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm hoping my company has some compatible ram for them
At 1:40 AM
Id like to max them out if possible
I hope when I graduate I can get an entry level IT job.
What are you majoring in
Crap.
I work with a girl who has a masters in DB management I believe
Sheโs technically below me
On the totem pole
What if you're just built different
She could run circles around me with SQL
๐ซฉ
I shouldโve chose the masters. ;-;
You gotta get your bachelors first
Wrong reply
It's alright
Just claim the masters, no one checks anyway
I know plenty of guys who lied about it
If you can hack HR you can hack a client
Im in that process but I canโt pay for any studies.
For my last interview I just demonstrated what I could do
There was not much "tell me about yourself" type of talk
If we did this at scale though, everyone's degree would be useless though
No one I know studying CS can explain DNS to this day
Thereโs hardly any jobs where I live.
Same here
probably an awful place to work at
Yup
I want to make chips via photolithography and give tons of people jobs
but nobody wants to give me money to build a chip fab
and idk how anyway
so it's just a pipe dream 
Ive applied for tons of them.
There's quite literally only 1 job open within 30 miles of me
Not it jobs though because I currently am a beginner.
you could probably build a fab that does something like 1990s technology chips by surprisingly small investment that would be reachable. you could build something like pentium chips.
Plenty of fast food and other places without health insurance though
Since that's all weve built in the last 30 years
But somehow traffic keeps increasing as if we're building hospitals or manufacturing facilities
for example, there's a market for radiation hardened older slower chips
Not any fast food jobs here. Theyโre all taken.
grift
Well that's some good news
Because Iโm special.
I have a loan-free life.
??? that was a response to someone asking me if I was a mod
not sure why Im being replied to in this context

Good don't go into debt
Fuck your credit score, expatriate
I hope not.
I need a two thousand dollar computer rn.
For what
It depends, if you spend alot of time online, then a $2k laptop is a right choice.
Virtualization
No it isn't
Laptops are terrible
I spend too much time online.
Fans wear out after a year
Ez. Replace it.
Gaming laptops specifically, are a disaster
I donโt wants gaming laptop.
imma be real i have 64g of ram in this pc and idk why
it's completely unnecessary
man, my previous Dell work laptop, out of the enterprise oriented model series, didn't even have thermal paste between the cpu and the fan
I'm working on world's fastest VPN it uses ~30KB data to download 5GB data. You can pay 5G, 10GB data and download hundreds of GB using our compression algorithm without surge charges.
but i have no regrets
I need a partner for domain and hosting.
Cloud gaming is the modern solution
Itโs funny because in law compared with Tech โaverage guyโ means the opposite
I host my own VPN for 4$ a month with unlimited bandwidth
Bruh. This sounds like a joke.
Bypasses great firewall too
Huh
You live in china or something?
Nice bro.
Iโve always wanted to go.
But I find that thereโs too much censorship.
And too much identification.
That's why I like it
I can stop hearing about social issues
I love censorship
That's quite literally one of the main points of my relocation
Bruh you canโt even shop on taobao without real name id or face verification.
In law they have a hypothetical something called a โreasonably prudent personโ they compare you against to determine whether you were negligent in a situation, anyway โaverage guyโ basically, in coding and cybersecurity you have to opporate under the assumption people will do the stupidest possible things, you can never imagine every use case ๐
There is a few things Ive wanted from xianyu too. But too much of a trouble to buy from there.
That type of thing is coming to the US soon as well
Xianyu = eBay of china. &more
You trade a more comfortable life (I will admit some of Chinaโs social programs are better) for freedom, and eventually the administration may decide to enforce something thatโs a little more annoying and you arenโt going to ever get that freedom back once itโs gone
Oh I gotcha
But, itโs very likely nothing truly distopian will happen there in out lifetime or beyond, but ๐คทโโ๏ธ
WeChat is the bomb
I don't get social programs without citizenship
Wife does though
Hmm, is the elderly care as good as they say?
Oh damn.
No idea
No, I was just asking, she would know since sheโs a citizen I reasoned ๐
Some people have 2 or 3 generations living under one roof
Hmm is that mostly good or mostly bad? Confucianism has had a big impact, thatโs one thing I value alot our care of the elderly is not what it ought to be
Thereโs so many benefits of being a citizen.
I use my friends IDโs for things though.
Personally I wouldn't like it
i cant hacking anymore guys i not have more rum and icecream
Ive lived alone for about a year now
Not that I donโt value western Christian values but thereโs things we definitely could do better
China has no religion.
Is it nice? Iโm about to move out for the first time this year if I land this job I think
Thats what my Chinese friends say.
He says heโs going in two years.
Really? As in itโs mostly non-religious?
Yes
My friend said religion is a joke when I told him about god.
I have some friends in the communist youth leagues, being a member implies you are an atheist
Oh yeah?
If you own a Mercedes SUV in China are you rich?
Iโm a deeply religious person myself, Iโm thought about it alot, I used to be a youth pastor, Iโve settled on christianity
I am a religious person too.
I am as well
Yeah, I would worry about my religious liberties (though I assume thatโs not a concept as far as โrightโ over there) in a state thatโs deeply athiest
My friend owns a Mercedes SUV.
I know some religious people who are assholes and freaks. I donโt let it influence my opinion of religious people
In China.
hmm ๐ค I have a friend who used to be a business partner with my dad, theyโre really likable people,
You can't go be a street preacher
Im not an asshole and Im not a freak.
I ainโt sayin that
I am one. But I know that itโs prohibited in China.
Yeah thatโs how it should be, a reasonable take, people can be EVIL in churches just like everywhere else, people take advantage of things, but I still think thereโs truth in there if you want to find it
I am both but other people made me that way and now its a defense mechanism

I donโt want to speak as if I know, but Iโve heard my denomination is really persecuted there
Which?
Mine is non existent there or you canโt find it in the internet.
Pentacostal oneness, or Apostolic it can be called, basically we believe in the biblical church anything after that doesnโt apply, kind of a simple concept
I am a Jehovah Witness.
Ah
I had some Mormons knock on my door the other month
I was sleeping though
Night shift things
Arenโt those the ones with the big fluffy hats.
I've never heard this from Christians living there
No thatโs amish, thatโs more of a cultural thing, but is about being seperate from the world for religious reasons too
Really? Thatโs interesting like I say I donโt know anything solid
Falun Gong is quite popular I hear, especially around Xinjiang
You guyโs are pretty reasonable btw this has been a normal conversation about religion and politics??
Now people have told me directly that it's banned
General consensus among the citizens is it should be banned as sell
Who is a vendor on hackforums
those nasty Shen Yun performers
spreading hatred and evil everywhere they go
with their colorful dances
and cheerful songs
omg kube-vip is amazinng
You hardly find that anywhere. thereโs always that one person that starts arguing egotistically.
When I google this the first result is a reddit post about it being a cult
Lmao
I don't know anything about it though
What. Thatโs crazy.
Only some things people have told me about falun gong
Thereโs too many shows here in Puerto Rico.
inb4 you should try googling Xinjiang with Falun Gong, you'll get interesting results
any good ones?
Exactly, itโs the first instinct obviously but Iโve tried to learn to listen and think

I dont go to any. Iโve never gone to one. Theyโre not popular.
Iโm free
Did you get stuck on a password reset call
Read #rules
Iโve heard a lot of crazy things about them, are you similar to the seventh day adventists?
No, device commissioning ๐ซฉ
Even worse
No self instructions for that?
Not like end users would read them anyway
We have sent cybersecurity documentation out to everyone and no one reads it
I donโt know what those are.
Luckily it was a sec tech vendor
Teamwork ๐ช
@thin kraken Ohh okay, what do you believe because I donโt know how much of what I heard is true
I don't remember the last time I had a user call about a VDI connection loop, and had already restarted the thin client themselves
Make shorts
It's a rarity
and I get stuff mixed up easily ๐
Funny ones
I believe that Gods name is Jehovah and that Jesus is his son.
There is no trinity in my religion. The Holy Spirit is something that god gives to people.
Robert gets a suspicious email. Which of the following should he do?
A. Report the email to the security team
B. Forward it to everyone in his department to see if anyone else has received it
C. Reply to the email with a picture of his scrotum
It also is God
We also donโt celebrate any holidays because most of them have Pagan origins.
B
So is Jesus




