general

[scenic maple]

those arent valuable

why cant diamonds grow in kidneys

[ornate ibex]

lol, it would kill us

[terse dirge]

If you drink enough milk they will

[ornate ibex]

type fast, I wanna sleep

[native plume]

If it doesn't then people will

[devout sail]

I was my ex's college
Sitting with her in a room
And her bag was far away, she asked me if i can pass her the bag

I start waving at bag, subconsciously.. she saw that went to pick it up by herself 💀

[ornate ibex]

That too

I'd do anything for a GF

u are lazy ass

[native plume]

You should've whistled to the bag

[ornate ibex]

final verdict

[cerulean bloom]

[ornate ibex]

Bye

[devout sail]

Nah i was doing that magic wave

But it worked

She got it somehow

[scenic maple]

so why is she ur ex

[devout sail]

Result matter

[ornate ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-god-need-tomboy-not-like-this-torment-gif-14128414539717779752

[devout sail]

😁

[scenic maple]

[devout sail]

Oh i told you about that new job right

[scenic maple]

no

[devout sail]

The one I'm starting from Monday

[scenic maple]

actually yes but i forgot

[devout sail]

My other ex said she will be joining there 💀

[native plume]

The mobile thing?

[obtuse fern]

jokes on you, it will be covered in a layer of pizza - like a calzone

[devout sail]

This is another

[scenic maple]

ow that would be ugly

[devout sail]

Not really, all of my relationships ended nicely

I don't really mind then being around

[scenic maple]

thats pretty cool actually

most dont end well

[devout sail]

And I'll get good food

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-feline-meme-funny-gif-7000720352064261872

[native plume]

No chips for tonight

Maybe I should eat some toast

[devout sail]

She asked that, cuz she was worried about it

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-alpha-wolf-alpha-alpha-meme-gif-307456636039877895

[devout sail]

Don't eat too much of it

[native plume]

Trueee 😭

[devout sail]

Eat proper food

[native plume]

I don't eat that much

[scenic maple]

so do u have one now

[native plume]

Like a few chips wouldn't hurt

Also not everyday

[devout sail]

Nah I'm broken even if those ended nicely
So won't get any for few years

[scenic maple]

isnt that what every fat dude says

[native plume]

But I think tonight I'm in the mood

[scenic maple]

bro is economic like that

[native plume]

I'm literally 47.4kg

[devout sail]

Send address 😁

[scenic maple]

yeah ur a girl

there is no way a man is that weight

[devout sail]

He's 4ft

[native plume]

160cm 😭

[devout sail]

Rounded down

[scenic maple]

how do u not fly away in air

[alpine pumice]

5'11 here. that's two measurements.

[native plume]

I do 💀

When the wind is strong I get pushed by it

[young glen]

Hey bros

[devout sail]

5 inch 11 ft?
You are tall

[young glen]

In meters?

[scenic maple]

supernuts and chronos

[devout sail]

It's scary af when you are driving bike and this happens

[alpine pumice]

5'11 is 1.8 meters

[native plume]

Maybe that's why I shouldn't be driving anything

[devout sail]

I'll get u remote controlled car

And give you fake controller

[scenic maple]

you should be a stay at home gardener

[alpine pumice]

i am only slightly above average height

[native plume]

Maybe I should be doing the dishes and laundry

[devout sail]

I think anywhere around 5 is pretty tall

[scenic maple]

bro became a middle aged housewife in a second

[scenic maple]

thats actually below average in us i think

ow dang its not

[alpine pumice]

average in US is 5'8''

[scenic maple]

just looked up

yall not much tall

maybe europians

[fiery copper]

Are u a femboy?

[alpine pumice]

how dare you question me

[scenic maple]

question every murican

[devout sail]

You don't ask that to him

[native plume]

I was going to say what kind of average is in the US

[devout sail]

What about your place

[fiery copper]

Is it a known fact or is it disrespectful?

[scenic maple]

they be tall af

[devout sail]

She will cry

[native plume]

This is a highly classified information

[native plume]

Idk but I feel short compared to others now

[fiery copper]

Didnt u say "she" is a him before?

[alpine pumice]

its the nords, they throw off the numbers

[native plume]

Like even in my place

[fiery copper]

Ok so you are androgynous

Cool

[devout sail]

I know just the way to increase your weight by few KG quickly

[alpine pumice]

netherlands has the tallest average height in the world

[scenic maple]

@subtle plover whas ur height

and @hoary nebula

[fiery copper]

Im shorter than bing bang

[devout sail]

If you eat food at my home, you'll either get fat af or die from heart disease @native plume

Lemme see if i can find any pic

[scenic maple]

what do u eat

[fiery copper]

Fat

[native plume]

No thanks I want to survive another year probably

[alpine pumice]

are you adopting

[scenic maple]

yeah from malnutrition

[devout sail]

I don't have a u good pic

[scenic maple]

is that a cow

[devout sail]

But most of my food is overloaded with fat or oil

[scenic maple]

or is it lamb

[native plume]

What is that even

Too much orange

[scenic maple]

whatever it is its very oily

[devout sail]

I can't remember what it is, looks like chicken

[scenic maple]

u should hide now

[native plume]

can't remember 😭

[scenic maple]

a b2 bomber might come

[devout sail]

It is kinda tame of what my mom cook

[molten bobcat]

Bro

That shit is swimming

[devout sail]

My father uses too much spice and mom uses too much oil

[scenic maple]

bro is not seeing 20

[molten bobcat]

The recipe says DRIZZLE

[scenic maple]

30

[molten bobcat]

YALL KNOW WHAT A DRIZZLE IS?

[native plume]

How are you even surviving

[devout sail]

I literally skim curry to remove oil everyday at work

[molten bobcat]

Fashizzle.

[alpine pumice]

if you can make butter chicken i'll move in

[devout sail]

Surprisingly when I got my full body check
It was all normal

[scenic maple]

like this

[molten bobcat]

What a fucking awful picture thanks golam

[devout sail]

I don't like chicken much
Mutton is yum

[native plume]

That's a miracle

[scenic maple]

should have used spioler 😩

[vast mango]

i cant install metasploit bruh

[devout sail]

I'm all bones

[molten bobcat]

I'm not even wanting to talk about bros bottle of lotion

[native plume]

No but the spice thing is just too much to eat everyday

[molten bobcat]

I've lived my whole life without it

[scenic maple]

just search the issue

[alpine pumice]

yeah just fix it

duh

[scenic maple]

how are u not fat with eating that much oil

[vast mango]

Package metasploit is not available, but is referred to by another package.
This may mean that the package is missing, has been obsoleted, or
is only available from another source

Error: Package 'metasploit' has no installation candidate

[terse dirge]

Skill issue

Just git clone and install it from source

[vast mango]

ive tried everything

[native plume]

Did it list the package that's available in it or no

Or wait nvm

[molten bobcat]

It seems like your metasploit package isn't available but is referred to by another package.

[vast mango]

aight

[alpine pumice]

weight is pure math. eat less calories than you burn and you lose weight. you can eat anything you want.

[scenic maple]

its an exact match from gogole https://security.stackexchange.com/questions/150002/package-metasploit-is-not-available

[scenic maple]

yeah thats what i am wondering

he is lazy as well

[native plume]

First visitor of the year

[terse dirge]

metasploit-framework is what it's called on most things I think

[molten bobcat]

Yeh

[scenic maple]

read this #general message

[silver forge]

bruh, claude claims what I'm trying to implement isn't possible even in theory

[molten bobcat]

I was just requoting his error message to highlight that the error message tells you precisely why the command failed

[minor heart]

it's because you checked with gogole` instead of google

[molten bobcat]

Lul

[devout sail]

On weekdays I eat 2 times
On weekends once

[native plume]

Claude is depressed now and trying to make stuff up

Claude getting no holidays that's why

[molten bobcat]

I should make some coffee

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-hmm-pepehmm-table-council-gif-16396395487368552941

[scenic maple]

let me guess

pentesting?

[native plume]

Whip Chronos*

[devout sail]

Not mine, but yeah Hip (censored) chronos would get me banned

[terse dirge]

Bro asked it about tiananmen square

[scenic maple]

claude isnt chinese tho

maybe it is

who knows

[native plume]

Well if it runs on Chinese hardware then it will become Chinese

[vast mango]

can we talk about HTB being almost zero beginner friendly?? LMAO

[alpine pumice]

It absolutely is beginner friendly

[devout sail]

The weirdest ban i got is from Google
Google pay 💀

[devout sail]

And I'm not authorised to know why

[alpine pumice]

-1,000 social credits

[scenic maple]

facts lol

i feel like i am on a chinese hitlist

[alpine pumice]

you are 100% flagged

no cap

[scenic maple]

well nothing we can do now

[vast mango]

when i started i felt like in an plane cockpit

[cloud otter]

More please

[molten bobcat]

Crazy username

[scenic maple]

maybe i should say some pro chinese stuff

[native plume]

Share bilibili videos

[alpine pumice]

pentesting is not a beginner field in IT. for red teaming and blue teaming, htb is beginner friendly. but that doesn't mean beginner in IT friendly. academy can help you with that though.

[scenic maple]

but hu jintao was a cool guy tho he basically built the belt and road intiiative which china enjoys now

[cloud otter]

ty

[vast mango]

ok thanks

[cloud otter]

I have only knowledge of how to start a windows laptop and play games how should i proceed

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[vast mango]

我喜欢冰淇淋

[alpine pumice]

English only please read the #rules

[scenic maple]

supernuts bro

i dont think i will live long

[alpine pumice]

come to US

[devout sail]

Translate @native plume

[scenic maple]

if i go missing consider this as the reason

he said he likes ice cream

[native plume]

It says "私はアイスクリームが好きです"

[devout sail]

Thanks

[vast mango]

bing chilling

[devout sail]

Yes confirmed

I trust you from now on

[silver forge]

I gave Claude a pseudo code for correct algorithm from a research paper

[alpine pumice]

what the hell is this with google ai.. did they infiltrate it?

[scenic maple]

bro got flagged as well

[silver forge]

Now I need to completely rewrite this based on the pseudocode. Let me create a new implementation:

[scenic maple]

impetor bro leave some water for us

[devout sail]

Is this the correct guy

[native plume]

-5304 lines
+350 lines

[scenic maple]

yeah

he is missing rn

[silver forge]

you can drink beer instead

[native plume]

Let me generate markdown files to explain this new implementations:

+15234 lines

[devout sail]

Y'all just have to seduce AI and watch it do better

[devout sail]

What about washing
Can't wash there with beer

[silver forge]

yes you can?

[devout sail]

I never had beer so assuming it will be similar to soft drink which becomes sticky

[molten bobcat]

What??

[devout sail]

Like juice?

[silver forge]

what

no

[scenic maple]

washing cloths with brear is a bad idea

[terse dirge]

Cider?

[molten bobcat]

Soft drinks are sticky because of their sugar content homie

[silver forge]

and... what

[devout sail]

Never had it so i wouldn't know

[scenic maple]

beer*

[molten bobcat]

Beer is an alcoholic beverage produced by the brewing and fermentation of starches from cereal grain—most commonly malted barley

[scenic maple]

i see a m dash

[molten bobcat]

This is from Wikipedia

[scenic maple]

very sus

[molten bobcat]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer

[devout sail]

So let's say I washed my hand with it
Will it leave any weird shit like stickyness we get from sugared stuff

[molten bobcat]

Yes

[silver forge]

yes weird shit, but not sticky like soda

[molten bobcat]

Beer has a sugar content

[silver forge]

more like you will just smell like a hobo

[molten bobcat]

Not anything like, a can of coke mind you

[scenic maple]

try washing with lentil from a public college hostel

[terse dirge]

How do you accidentally wash your hands in beer??

[devout sail]

I once accidentally got soda on me
And from then i hate seeing video of people pouring wine in themselves

Like doesnt is make them feel weird

[molten bobcat]

Just throwing this out here if you're a woman

Do not wash yourself with beer.

[scenic maple]

so men can do it?

[devout sail]

@native plume for you

[molten bobcat]

PH balances are much more important for women than they are for men

[devout sail]

⚽⚽ can survive

[scenic maple]

[native plume]

I don't

[molten bobcat]

It's a women's health thing

[devout sail]

So u gobble chips and cola?

[native plume]

I don't even drink cola

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lays-chill-relaxing-remote-gif-17644969

[native plume]

Rarely

[devout sail]

What u take with chips

And which one

[terse dirge]

Needs a soju for a well balanced diet

[molten bobcat]

I stopped all junk food and soda a month ago

[native plume]

Natural juice if available

[alpine pumice]

@native plume live a little

[devout sail]

I mean chips

[native plume]

Anything "natural" 💀

[devout sail]

I always thought your pfp was a blowfish 💀💀💀

[alpine pumice]

the hell

how do you get a blowfish from that

[molten bobcat]

I could stab a man for a Pepsi right about now

[devout sail]

What
You eat and hav no preference?

[alpine pumice]

how's this a blowfish

[native plume]

Like as long as things are tasty

[molten bobcat]

I mean I love salty snacks

[native plume]

You actually drew it 😭

[devout sail]

Hmm the one i know uses to order bunch of specific brand specific flavour whenever it was in stock

[devout sail]

I'm probably better artist than u

[native plume]

That's a little bit of addiction maybe

[molten bobcat]

I have to eat the vegetable versions of chips

[devout sail]

That was quick drawing and look how good it is

[scenic maple]

thats a visionary right there

[native plume]

Now color it

[devout sail]

Ever tried banana chips?
I used to hate it, now it's the best

[molten bobcat]

I.. cant

[devout sail]

She stopped now

Banana allergy or what

[molten bobcat]

I unfortunately have PTSD regarding banana chips

[devout sail]

Lmao

[scenic maple]

story time

[devout sail]

I have PTSD with papaya

[molten bobcat]

Field trip, I ate trail mix with banana chips, we had a pizza party, I ate way too much pizza

The next morning I got sick, no fun obv

[molten bobcat]

But after I got sick

I coughed

Up an entire banana chip

And spat it out

I can never eat them again

[native plume]

Sounds really bad

[devout sail]

If i don't focus i end up eating alot
Once there was a huge plate of chopped papaya in my room
I ended up eating all (2 papaya)

It is very hot for body, i woke up at night with belly visibly swollen and puked until i burned my mouth from stomach acid

[molten bobcat]

2muchpapaya

[devout sail]

I was squirtle that night

Puking with full pressure

[subtle plover]

180 cm

[scenic maple]

is that for real?

[native plume]

I should prepare some toast

Brb

[subtle plover]

Im small here

[devout sail]

Make it double

[subtle plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1040918189787328522.webp?size=32&animated=true

[scenic maple]

does @hoary nebula bully you?

[native plume]

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-logo-intro-dp158-gif-25201118

[molten bobcat]

I am.. 190.5 cm

[devout sail]

Reminds me of @thick forge

[subtle plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1179903267707306124.webp?size=32&animated=true

Its his emote

[scenic maple]

i consider 185 tall

[subtle plover]

I stole

[devout sail]

He isn't active anymore

[devout sail]

Must be hacking something cool

[molten bobcat]

They're in champ select on league.

[devout sail]

Oh not cool then

[molten bobcat]

It's attached to their discord profile kek

[subtle plover]

How tall are you

[devout sail]

I want to play a good game too

[scenic maple]

taller than u but not more than 185 cm

[devout sail]

Someday ill get that Skyrim

[subtle plover]

My mom put those inches somewhere else

[devout sail]

Might need joystick too ig

[alpine pumice]

golam is 3ft 6 inches/1.07 meters

[scenic maple]

[devout sail]

You'd look good around cyber

[devout sail]

[terse dirge]

@thick forge do the thing!

[devout sail]

Not cool
Delete LOL and play something manly

^ I only know about that game from memes

[thick forge]

no nitroo

:aaaa:

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/caitlyn-arcane-hey-hi-hello-gif-13023045048818652913

If this is lol, then alright

[thick forge]

neuron activation

[devout sail]

No more screaming

[thick forge]

for now

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-zzz-disagreement-disagree-gif-2514870511680637718

[terse dirge]

I'm getting kinda hungry. Idk what to get but gas station taco rollers sound good

And some chips

[devout sail]

Year just started and ITS ALREADY FRIYAY

[alpine pumice]

it's thursday

[terse dirge]

It's monday

[devout sail]

Nuts is slow and ceald is high 💀

[terse dirge]

No it's "hi how are you"

[devout sail]

[silver forge]

wow I run out of Claude quota, and not one single line of working code produced

[devout sail]

I think grok is the best one out there for quick reference on anything hacking related

Won't cry and give answers

[young glen]

✅

[devout sail]

Alright i go try to sleep, @native plume you can eat my share of toast too

[alpine pumice]

gpt knows more

[native plume]

I just came back

[devout sail]

"But I can help you with that"

[devout sail]

With toast?

[alpine pumice]

right lol

[native plume]

Yeah

[devout sail]

[native plume]

https://tenor.com/view/toucha-fish-cat-cut-food-gif-5610759

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-feed-me-food-little-shop-of-horrors-monster-gif-3428290

[terse dirge]

Had some BBQ chips and cheese balls they were sooo damn good

[alpine pumice]

bbq chips? you've lost my respect

[supple plume]

Two pizzas the size of a @native plume each

[alpine pumice]

cheese balls? you gained it back

[terse dirge]

I want one!!

[supple plume]

If you come here I sure will give you one

[terse dirge]

Getting in my teleporter right now

[supple plume]

If someone enters here and says that their name is ceald, 1 pizza for free

[alpine pumice]

if you step into a teleporter, is what's reformed really you?

[supple plume]

Depends of the kind I guess

[terse dirge]

Maybe

Idrc tho I care more about pizza

[supple plume]

If you got the cheap one, you get duplicated and deleted 💀

[alpine pumice]

if you have a boat and replace a plank, is it the same boat? what if all but one of the boat's planks are replaced, is it still the same boat?

[supple plume]

The answer of that is easy

You ask the question from the initial state

So then every replacement will take a percentage off of the original boat

[terse dirge]

They were so good

They're the gas station brand too

[alpine pumice]

yeah you were definitely cooked last night

[terse dirge]

I fw gas station brand chips while being sober too

Especially those taco rollers omg

[supple plume]

Im getting cooked here 2 family size pizzas was too much

I already ate 1

[alpine pumice]

every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough

[terse dirge]

Too bad it's not little cesars 🥀

[supple plume]

These are better

[terse dirge]

Little cesars deep dish sounds nice too

[wanton dock]

chat why does cap'n crunch fuck up the roof of my mouth?

[supple plume]

Lil cesars always made me sick

Idk why

[terse dirge]

Acid reflux?

[supple plume]

Acid reflux and explosive diarrhea

Like bad

Xd

[alpine pumice]

new cap'n crunch sucks. somewhere down the line they changed the flavor a bit and made them a lot smaller. it was my favorite cereal back in the day (with crunch berries of course), but i tried it fairly recently and found they changed it

fun phreaking fact though, if you didn't know https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/capn-crunch-whistle

[molten bobcat]

Hello friends

[supple plume]

Hi

[supple plume]

I have done an easy dfir challenge today

[wanton dock]

i used to love it too but now it kind of tastes like corn. i mean, it's still good, but not what i expected. i would've bought the one with berries if i had seen it

[molten bobcat]

Congrats

[silver forge]

I need to restart, trying to fix code that was based on false assumptions is not possible for llm... I need to restart with correct assumptions :/

[native plume]

Proven diet for bug bounty hunting 💪

[supple plume]

It's fun but sucks at the same time

[supple plume]

Yep recommended by frost

[molten bobcat]

Welcome to my life thank u

[terse dirge]

Ask an LLM to make a god potato poc in golang without the C package

[molten bobcat]

I feel so seen

[terse dirge]

It'll hallucinate like crazy

[supple plume]

Does AI help you in any way?

[molten bobcat]

No

If anything I see AI being used as an attack vector

I mean that seriously

[alpine pumice]

ok. i have no idea if it works though.

[molten bobcat]

https://www.huntress.com/blog/amos-stealer-chatgpt-grok-ai-trust

[fiery copper]

Fr I saw once AI used as an attack method by HR in order to fire employees

[supple plume]

Omg

[terse dirge]

Test it in a windows VM or any.run

[alpine pumice]

too lazy but i can dm you the code if you want

[supple plume]

Can I send dm?

[molten bobcat]

You can yeah

[alpine pumice]

and i can't read this dang code

[molten bobcat]

You may have to friend me first

[terse dirge]

Sure

[silver forge]

doesn't seem so bad to me

oh ffs the claude code and claude chat quota are tied

now I don't have brain until 12AM tomorrow

[supple plume]

Friended

[errant quartz]

Is HTB working on a mobile app for them?

[supple plume]

Aright time to go back home with 1 pizza the size of 1 @native plume

[alpine pumice]

is any.run actually setup to be vuln to god potato though?

[molten bobcat]

No

[errant quartz]

They definitely should

[molten bobcat]

It's really, really hard to do all of this from a mobile device

[errant quartz]

Atleast for tracking

[molten bobcat]

That makes no sense

[errant quartz]

Updates etc

[errant quartz]

It doesn’t for you

[molten bobcat]

I don't think it means anything for anyone

Tracking what?

Updating what?

[errant quartz]

Your opinion

[supple plume]

The front website and blog is responsive. Isnt it?

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/elephant-i-now-have-additional-questions-animation-gif-17505845

[errant quartz]

• View challenges – you can see the list of challenges and machines.
• Read challenge descriptions – see the instructions, hints, and flags.
• Track progress – check which machines or challenges you’ve completed.
• Join active labs – you can see labs available and your access status.
• Access forums/chat – some discussion areas or notifications may be viewable.

Theres many more

Idk why ur so closed but its just you

[molten bobcat]

????

I think there's a language barrier here, I'm assuming English is not your first language?

[errant quartz]

If its the VM thats annoying you its not really an issue.

[errant quartz]

Yeah “C1oud” definitely 👍🏼

[molten bobcat]

You were born in 2003

[errant quartz]

I hope your older than me

[molten bobcat]

I am

[errant quartz]

I feel good now

🫡

[supple plume]

You can use ceald's tui

[feral jackal]

what about me

[supple plume]

Just get a tmux on android

[errant quartz]

Imma check it out thanks man

[supple plume]

Good luck

@terse dirge this man wants to use your TUI in a mobile device

[errant quartz]

What about IOS?

[molten bobcat]

Regardless

What I'm talking about

Is why would they design a website around a mobile UI when it's teaching you explicitly how to interact with different desktop UIs?

[supple plume]

Yes just get some app that runs bash

[molten bobcat]

Are you pentesting from a cellphone or tablet?

If you are, stop that

[undone fossil]

Joever

[terse dirge]

the TUI wouldn't work well on IOS or android because it's meant for a 91x43 terminal

https://github.com/Ceald1/HTB-TUI.git

[errant quartz]

Noo im just curious

[alpine pumice]

lulzsec can do it

[errant quartz]

I really like HTB and im just excited about it

[supple plume]

This is how the people that runs telnet against your clients are born

[alpine pumice]

oh it was lapsis$ not lulzsec

[molten bobcat]

I mean they made two whole video games about it

[wanton dock]

lapsus with the firestick remote

[errant quartz]

Anyways didnt mean a disrespect or anything

[alpine pumice]

Despite having his laptop confiscated, Kurtaj managed to breach Rockstar, the company behind GTA, using an Amazon Firestick, his hotel TV and a mobile phone.

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/aiden-pearce-watch-dogs-gif-1946489600483675312

[alpine pumice]

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-67663128

[undone fossil]

Yeah iirc that guy was just a notoriety front

[alpine pumice]

p. sure it was mostly social engineering. still impressive with a smart tv, firestick, and mobile phone

[undone fossil]

I mean

He had a phone just call them

[rapid badger]

"Unfit to stand trial due to severe autism"

[fiery copper]

Bro took the 20$ hack a hospital course

[alpine pumice]

i'd pay

[wanton dock]

i'd love to hear this dude's story

kind of baffles me tbh

[maiden anvil]

I have a huge pet peeve with LLMs

how do I stop them from making power statements?

for example

It's not just annoying.

It's obnoxious.

plz just talk normally 😭

[native plume]

Tell them to use "uwu"

[wanton dock]

i would normally advocate for verbally abusing a chatbot to correct it but i've only gotten what i've wanted by expressing compassion

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-cicirinella-che-teneva-gif-24132633

[dusky jacinth]

Omg

Everything hurts

[dusky jacinth]

FR

I hate the forced encouragement too

Great question! You’re really starting to get it!

Shut up clanker.

Where’s the nearest dennys.

[terse dirge]

Get a gas station taco roller instead

[dusky jacinth]

I’m just hungover enough to do it

[maiden anvil]

brev if my gas station had these taquitos

I would be storming into that mfer every day 😤

it would look like this

https://tenor.com/view/halloween-dance-oh-yeah-kool-aid-gif-10051974

[dusky jacinth]

Valid

[proper fractal]

I’ll run my exploits deep in you
Watch the payload kiss the spots I own on you
Flags glow in the terminal light, eyes like root
If this pwn gonna crash me, baby let it crash me soon

[maiden anvil]

ayo yo

its yo boy dj nettyflix

[rapid badger]

[maiden anvil]

comin at you with sick rhymes and new tricks

im done

bars

cooked son

[proper fractal]

She git priv then escape it quick

Ports open like legs when I nmap your skin
You try to hide, I gobuster every sin
Hands tied in sudo while the buffer drips slow
Every overflow on your stack feel like my control, you know
Oh damn where the admin go?

[molten bobcat]

Dude

[proper fractal]

lol

[molten bobcat]

This was so fucking gross

[gray terrace]

Anybody here good with image editing? I need some work done (yes paid) for the right person to edit out the background of an image I have already made, clean it up some artifacts, and correct some circles where the geometry is off.

[proper fractal]

Have you tried ai

[wanton dock]

google nano banana pro

[gray terrace]

Of course, this needs a human hand at this point.

[silver forge]

only if I can make a special add-on on top of those modifications

[proper fractal]

idk grok can make a picture of a person pull out a glock

[wanton dock]

i don't like nano banana cuz it adds these weird ass smudges and breaks to the picture u can only see when u zoom in

[proper fractal]

remove.bg is pretty decent

[alpine pumice]

bro have you ever tried eating at a real restaurant instead of just gas stations? it'll change your life

[terse dirge]

Yes

[molten bobcat]

Hello zat

[proper fractal]

Wait those exsist outside of the internet what is this door dash the kids be talkin bout

[terse dirge]

There's a bar that's a drive away. I can't buy any drinks because I need a new ID apparently

[molten bobcat]

Babyface4lyfe

[proper fractal]

I bet the darkweb doesn't have liquor

heh jk

[gray terrace]

No its more than that.

I need fine detailes changed that AI can't do.

[wanton dock]

you probably wouldn't even get what you're buying lmao

mixing in pure ethanol with food coloring or some shit

[proper fractal]

i ordered water why did they send me a picture of a sink

[wanton dock]

idk maybe u gotta let that sink in

[proper fractal]

ohhh

[terse dirge]

And it's still pretty early it's like 1pm

[molten bobcat]

TimeZone identified

You fool...

https://tenor.com/view/get-doxxed-idiot-earth-gif-25842102

[dusky jacinth]

West coaster…

[proper fractal]

why do people buy think pads to boot arch on it i have P17 Gen 2 that ive used maybe twice

[late sleet]

That’s normal for us lmao. Even some bars open at like 10am

[dusky jacinth]

GMT having ass

[terse dirge]

MST gang actually

[wanton dock]

because they're paranoid and weird

[molten bobcat]

I've never even SEEN A MOUNTAIN

[terse dirge]

Wow

[proper fractal]

inb4 they forget that u can nuke lukes keys rofl

thats a feature thanks kali

oops what encryption lol

[dusky jacinth]

I cannot decipher this I’m ngl

[wanton dock]

LUKS i think

[proper fractal]

https://gitlab.com/kalilinux/packages/cryptsetup-nuke-keys

[dusky jacinth]

Why are we nuking Luke’s keys

[proper fractal]

we forgot the password

lol

[molten bobcat]

This is from 11 years ago dude..

[proper fractal]

im aware

[dusky jacinth]

And why would I even want to do this

[proper fractal]

idk but it's a feature

[dusky jacinth]

Rad

[wanton dock]

i don't blame anyone for buying an old thinkpad and removing the IME, but it's fucking awful using a laptop that old. they use very minimal software too because that's the only way shit is gonna run smooth.

it doesn't make sense to me

[proper fractal]

I mean the one i have was like $3500 it was given to me it's collecting dust rn

[rapid badger]

Wtf is "minimal software"

[molten bobcat]

Hi brother

[wanton dock]

software that isn't bloated

[rapid badger]

So good ?

[wanton dock]

it's probably more complicated than just being good, there are advances in technology that require certain dependencies, but if you want to call it that sure

[proper fractal]

You should respond with what ai says when u ask it to write warez

[molten bobcat]

Who TF calls it "warez"

[alpine pumice]

real g's

[proper fractal]

keygen.exe

[molten bobcat]

Do you say Choom and Delta and Zero as well?

[proper fractal]

a what

[alpine pumice]

haven't heard those before

[proper fractal]

same

no moar desu pl0x

[jaunty pulsar]

pov: average discord DM when you're known for learning infosec

[molten bobcat]

I used to have pretty good screenshots

It's mostly people threatening me with death

[proper fractal]

U too

[alpine pumice]

i only get those messages in tarkov

[wanton dock]

why are people who LARP the most confrontational it pmo

[molten bobcat]

Because they have nothing the fuck else going on of course lmao

[dusky jacinth]

💀💀💀

[molten bobcat]

That's their whole day

[proper fractal]

because they would rather argue than learn

[jaunty pulsar]

if I were you I'd consider that a compliment for me lol

[molten bobcat]

I'm not gonna lie brother the whole ass field is boring layers on layers of documentation and annoying problem solving

[jaunty pulsar]

i'd say at least someone would give a fuck about me that much lmao

[jaunty pulsar]

and having fun with cats too lol

[coarse plover]

Hi, I’m new. I would like to know about those CTF events and how people prepare for them. Thank you.

[supple plume]

ZQA

Spoted

[molten bobcat]

I just think people have anger issues that are unresolved that they don't have an outlet for anymore now that highschool is over.

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[terse dirge]

@coarse plover

[alpine pumice]

because they don't put effort into anything. not learning (that's why they ask other people) and not even changing a default pfp

[molten bobcat]

Yeh

[coarse plover]

thank you, im neet a teem for cft or not?

[molten bobcat]

They have a couple default options and I think you have an option of choosing the discord symbol with colors

[alpine pumice]

yeah i see similar ones all the time on brand new accounts etc

[jaunty pulsar]

still it's a bit low-effort to do that rather than just import a pic from the web or ur gallery

[molten bobcat]

You think lazy fucks care?

[jaunty pulsar]

that's the point lmao

[molten bobcat]

Yee

[jaunty pulsar]

they're that lazy

[molten bobcat]

Trying to understand TA behavior has led me to a pretty strong conclusion

That most TAs are stupid

I think committing cybercrime against my clients is pretty stupid

[alpine pumice]

technically 50% of people are dumber than the other 50%, so there's a strong chance you are dealing with a moron, whoever it is

[jaunty pulsar]

yea and it's a lot dumber if you do it on your own pc

[molten bobcat]

Like, ah man, you really ransomwared the uh... (Company that makes muffins and baked goods)

Come on man

[rapid badger]

[molten bobcat]

TF DID THEY DO TO YOU BRO

[jaunty pulsar]

blocked access to the oven lmao

[proper fractal]

They leave a massive digital fingerprint too

[rapid badger]

Thats vital infrastructure if u ask me

[nocturne talon]

Hello

[alpine pumice]

i support critical infra that still uses win 7 on some boxes. they won't spend the money to upgrade. don't see a problem.

[proper fractal]

prison isn't a place you want to be

[molten bobcat]

I understand security is an afterthought

For most companies

But that doesn't make them

Valid targets

You could argue some company is evil or whatever sure whatever

[jaunty pulsar]

it's more of a necessary evil considering the severity of the latest attacks going on

[molten bobcat]

BUT MY CLIENTS HAVE NEVER DONE NOTHIN TO NOBODY BRO

[proper fractal]

they just scan and go after whatever they can grab scanning ranges lol it's so dumb

most the time it's either a drupal build or wp site they pop a shell on

[molten bobcat]

Not counting the automated exploits, even the HOK activity I see is stupid as all hell

[nocturne talon]

Guys I'm new to cyber security and already got a problem in my windows where can ask for advice on trouble shooting it without someone with bad intention make use of it (I'm just scared and overwhelmed)

[molten bobcat]

Hands On Keyboard

[proper fractal]

yeah i agree with that

[molten bobcat]

Implies we have an interactive adversary

[alpine pumice]

probably some IT support discord

[molten bobcat]

Meaning we need to shut them out of the network ASAP

[nocturne talon]

You have any good one?

[alpine pumice]

no

[proper fractal]

I don't understand people that swat like that is so fkd to waste police time and endanger lives

[nocturne talon]

That is like still active

[nocturne talon]

Sad

[molten bobcat]

Kick out the TA

Isolating a single host does not stop their account from being able to authenticate elsewhere

[proper fractal]

Just reroute their traffic so it pings back to their own box and confuse them

[molten bobcat]

Revoking their session however

Sure does

Identified compromised user, prevent them from authenticating

Then you can isolate where they came IN to the network from

[alpine pumice]

@molten bobcat do you just recommend they flatten and reinstall shit or do you actually provide remediation steps

[molten bobcat]

Remediation steps

[alpine pumice]

my MDR always recommends to reinstall to "be safe".. i'm like uhh. no. idiots.

[molten bobcat]

We build a full timeline of all TA activity that lets us give recommends to

Basically undo what was done

[alpine pumice]

right

[molten bobcat]

If file dropped, remove file, reg key set, clear reg key

Etc etc

[proper fractal]

journalctl -u ssh | grep 'Failed password' | awk '{print $(NF-3)}' | sort -u | while read ip; do iptables -C INPUT -s "$ip" -j DROP 2>/dev/null || iptables -I INPUT -s "$ip" -j DROP && echo "Dropped $ip"; done

[molten bobcat]

We beg them to implement MFA, or conditional access Policies and then hope they do it lol

[proper fractal]

you log it and you drop the ip out the box and change the pws of the box then sudo reboot then you see if anything in the kernel has been changed

[alpine pumice]

as if mfa does something

[molten bobcat]

Most companies do not have a Linux box controlling network traffic in the environment where that command would do something

[alpine pumice]

users always give their tokens away

[proper fractal]

most of them run aws

[molten bobcat]

No they don't

[proper fractal]

or rhle

[molten bobcat]

Most of them run AD

[proper fractal]

active directory

?

[molten bobcat]

Correct

[alpine pumice]

yep, we have like 1 linux box only at one of our clients. and that's cuz some guy is a dev.

[terse dirge]

Windows make corpo go round

[alpine pumice]

literally all clients are running ad usually in a vm on vmware

[proper fractal]

https://swisskyrepo.github.io/InternalAllTheThings/

Active directory is so weird to me

[molten bobcat]

https://stats.areppim.com/stats/stats_osxsnapshot.htm

[proper fractal]

interesting

[terse dirge]

It's easier to control computers using active directory btw. Being able to centralize your infrastructure is such a legendary tool for organizations

[molten bobcat]

My point is, windows is the dominant operating system on the planet

Most computers run Windows.

[proper fractal]

https://github.com/Orange-Cyberdefense/arsenal/ u ever used this it's pretty nice

[proper fractal]

and I bet most of them don't harden it

the system i use for social media is a proxmox

[molten bobcat]

Hardening isn't required in most environments

[proper fractal]

true but better safe than sorry

[molten bobcat]

Just audited for misconfigurations

[proper fractal]

harden kitty is super nice

[molten bobcat]

Largest attack vector is phish for a reason

[wanton dock]

im bored asf anyone have any suggestions for something to do

[molten bobcat]

Doesn't matter how secure anything is if the people operating it are incompetent

[proper fractal]

hey free crypto or free purse

come on click it it's free

[jaunty pulsar]

or just easy to trick

[molten bobcat]

Same diff

[jaunty pulsar]

happened in afcon lmao

[molten bobcat]

I did it for a renn faire last year

[jaunty pulsar]

people thought they're getting "rewards" and got their phone numbers and emails compromised lmao

[molten bobcat]

My ticket was expired I just handed it to him anyway and he just took it

[proper fractal]

grabify is this a picture of u?

[wanton dock]

nooo i don't know how to play chess very well. like, idk openings n shit

[molten bobcat]

Either very cool door guy or I'm simply the greatest

[alpine pumice]

if we got teleported to renaissance time, we'd be fucked. our skills are useless.

[molten bobcat]

I know first aid and can cook

I'm also good with a sword

Not super useless 😄

Lmao I played that so much my like, freshman year of highschool

[proper fractal]

he likes cqb i hence u keep a knife close by

didn't some vape store owner stab someone like right before defcon 30

[undone fossil]

happy new year all pls join me in wishing @austere sinew a happy birthday

[molten bobcat]

Ayyyy happy birthyear @austere sinew

[proper fractal]

happy birthday @austere sinew

[dusky jacinth]

It's @austere sinew 's Birthday?! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[alpine pumice]

undeadwolo gotta be like 180 years old now

birthday every day

[jaunty pulsar]

happy bday @austere sinew

[molten bobcat]

Oh, the US is officially 250 years old

Neat

[undone fossil]

baby ahh country

[jaunty pulsar]

just imagine we've all been fooled here lmao

[dusky jacinth]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETEEEERRRRRR

HOWS DRIVING ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ROAD MORON

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/mch-full-metal-field-ffxiv-lalafell-gif-11298075464002049714

[dusky jacinth]

I'm sorry but who was it that invented the telephone?

[wanton dock]

my breath smells like pickles

[jaunty pulsar]

alexander graham bell

[rapid badger]

Marconi

[jaunty pulsar]

somehow I have that engraved in my memory lol

[dusky jacinth]

No it was nikolai tesla

it's always been nikolai tesla

[molten bobcat]

He's Canadian American turns out

Bell, that is

[rapid badger]

I think it was the guy that connected 2 empty cans with a string

[molten bobcat]

But he did co-found AT&T

[dusky jacinth]

Canadian American IS american

sorry

its the truth though

[jaunty pulsar]

welllll some from quebec are excluded

[dusky jacinth]

Yeah but they'd never say they were canadian american

[jaunty pulsar]

there's american and then there's american with the speed of french

[proper fractal]

33+33−33×33÷0 type this into google calc -infinity bruh

[alpine pumice]

you can't even count from 1 to 2, there's an infinite amount of numbers between 1 and 2

[proper fractal]

dev://zero 1&2; it broke

I gotta go listen to this course video have a good afternoo ppl and happy new year

[fierce vale]

0÷0

[trail pawn]

no active insane linux machines

crazy work

oh im just a moron, there are two on the next page LOL

[frigid mountain]

ooof...just woke up. Is it 2027 yet?!?!?!

[wanton dock]

if i had gone to college after high school, i'd probably be graduating at least next year

now i gotta wait until like 2030

[maiden anvil]

no degree gang lets go

[undone fossil]

Rise up

[fiery copper]

I have a degree

[alpine pumice]

do you have a job

[fiery copper]

I have a degree

[undone fossil]

Kek

[alpine pumice]

peach not gonna be happy

[fiery copper]

I have a Bachelor in Computer Science

And I am also unemployed

Where is my shelter at

[wanton dock]

i have nothing and i live with my parents

[fiery copper]

Real

[alpine pumice]

you having a loving family

[fiery copper]

My mom loves me

But I decided to stay alone and do stuff

[wanton dock]

true

i lowkey just don't want to go into debt if i don't have to

but i'm missing out on a lot of socialization

[fiery copper]

But I think that I should move my things back within a few months or move in the capital of my country

And get a job there

And hopefully a masters degree

[wanton dock]

how do you afford it if you're unemployed

i would love to be on my own

in a city, at least

where i live there are just residential homes and a supermarket

[fiery copper]

My family is middle class

[alpine pumice]

so how do you afford it

[wanton dock]

i would feel guilty asf if my parents were paying for my rent personally, not that you should or anything

i feel the same way abt my parents paying for some of my college

[fiery copper]

Middle classwell I do feel guilty I suppose Im trying to get a job but it aint that easy

[wanton dock]

ik it's not easy trust

[fiery copper]

Thats why ai wanna get certifications, change my cv and do some projects

[rapid badger]

You guys know you can get a job outside of your "specialty" just to make some cash and talk to people right 🙂

[alpine pumice]

remember it's not who you know, it's who you blow

[wanton dock]

it's not fun working retail

[fiery copper]

I did the bachelors for free

The rent wasnt free tho

I shared an apartment with someone to save on rent

The rent with utilities is around 200$

[wanton dock]

plus nobody my age is going to be working in a warehouse

jobs are really fkin competitive where i live for cafes and such

[rapid badger]

Yeah thats why its called a job, its not supposed to be fun 🙂

[wanton dock]

lol stfu

u think i dont know that?

[civic lance]

So debian is like the gold standard for linux distros?

[alpine pumice]

no?

[civic lance]

It isnt

[maiden anvil]

arch

[alpine pumice]

steamos

[fiery copper]

Depends I guess

[civic lance]

On cause Im reading HTB module on Linux Fundamentals, and its glazing debian

oh*

[fiery copper]

I dunno Kali better

[civic lance]

Kali is debian based

[fiery copper]

Ye my point

[alpine pumice]

debian is great

[civic lance]

but not the gold standard?

[alpine pumice]

parrot is also debian based

i don't think there is a gold standard

[civic lance]

oh but debian is up there

[alpine pumice]

the gold standard is probably some corporate used distro like redhat or some shit

[fiery copper]

Comptia Security+ is gold standard, that shit appears in every job and is overglazed

[wanton dock]

tbh for a daily driver for someone who wants to stay updated, learn how the operating system works, etc. i'd recommend arch. it's not really that complicated if you aren't endlessly pursuing intricacies. servers and certain distros use debain because it's stable, meaning that packages don't update very often so shit doesn't break

[alpine pumice]

ubuntu is the gold standard for beginners

[fiery copper]

Just because of amuricans

[undone fossil]

Nah that’s impossible !

[rapid badger]

Look all I am saying is that stacking some food while listening to music for 4h as a kid is some of the easiest money you can make. 😄
Dont make a career out of or anything. Guess i am just old

[fiery copper]

Ah ye wanted to say that Ubuntu is cool

[undone fossil]

(I did this)^^^

[fiery copper]

Did some university projects in Ubuntu

I wish I posted my uni projects on Github

[wanton dock]

alr i thought you had other intentions by saying something obvious to me mb

[fiery copper]

My last project was an AI Code Review Assistant

The AI was locally hosted on my PC

I used Ollama

Forgot the model

[obtuse fern]

American Telegraph & telegram

[fiery copper]

I made the AI search the web beforehand and then generate the answer in order to give accurate results

[supple plume]

Aright

The year starts like this for me:

[fiery copper]

It also works on Github PRs and MRs

[fiery copper]

You get drunk and give me free shit cuz I am cheap

[supple plume]

I move into an appartment with 4 other people and the washing machine doesn't work so the clothes come out wet, I hang them and because Im an idiot my computer is below and gets wet effectively shortcircuiting and i have to stab it to open it and remove the battery

Gotta wait a couple of says to see if I lost a 1500€ computer

[undone fossil]

g e e n i o u s

[fiery copper]

Why tf would u put a computer next to a washing machine?

[supple plume]

Hanging clothes

[wanton dock]

i would rather live with my parents than live in an apartment with someone. i could never trust another human being with my belongings like that.

[supple plume]

Try having no parents

[wanton dock]

well shit

i'd be fucked then

[supple plume]

The room has a lock

[wanton dock]

yeah that's actually true didn't think about that one

[supple plume]

There is a solution to everything unless you're an idiot that hangs soaked clothes onto a fucking computer

🔥 🔥 🔥

[fiery copper]

Who tf hangs clothes on a computer

[supple plume]

Me bitch

Starting the year head first

[fiery copper]

Next time put the computer in a bathtub at this point

[alpine pumice]

shit thanks for reminding me i have to move my load

[wanton dock]

i would be furious and distraught if my laptop were destroyed tbh

i have like no money whatsoever

[supple plume]

Get you there first and I'll put my computer

[fiery copper]

I almost lost my laptop cuz I spilled Pepsi on it

[wanton dock]

dam

[rapid badger]

I lost a $900 laptop to beer like a month after I got it 😄

[fiery copper]

Instead of having a destroyed laptop, I had to pay 120$ in repairs

[undone fossil]

I feel like posting a job application in here would be a hate crime

[supple plume]

At this point in my life I'm not even disappointed, I asume is the course of events that we call life

[fiery copper]

Post it but censor some stuff

[undone fossil]

Yeah I’ll censor the pay

0

[fiery copper]

Nah thats called stupidity

[supple plume]

I work for less

[undone fossil]

You pay your employer?

Baller

[fiery copper]

Bro pays to work

[undone fossil]

This guy takes shareholder value seriously

You guys could learn a thing or two

[supple plume]

[wanton dock]

i lowkey would take a job that doesn't pay considering i'd be gaining experience and my expenses are mostly covered (food, nonexistent rent, gas, etc.)

in cyber, at least

not monotonous shit

[supple plume]

Yeah that would be cool

[fiery copper]

Join a community college and get a job that has some sort of pre-employment training

[undone fossil]

No problem miguel, I hope kozmer responds to you one day

[wanton dock]

i should consult someone at my local cc this spring semester about that tbh

i talked with my advisor and he mentioned nothing about it

my college has a comptia security+ course but i can study for that on my own, seems pretty easy atp

[fiery copper]

Community colleges are extremely affordable and are great for what you can get

[wanton dock]

i might take it anyways, idk

[fiery copper]

Your college teaches u comptia security+?

[wanton dock]

yeah, they have a non-credit course for it

[fiery copper]

Sheet I wanted to be able to get that

[fiery copper]

Ask ur college if they can cover for it

[wanton dock]

i think payment for the exam is included im not sure honestly though

it's only around $400 for the course, so i doubt it actually

[supple plume]

[fiery copper]

Sheesh bro said only for the 400$

Bro is a baller

[wanton dock]

compared to the tuition of other universities it's a pretty good rate

[fiery copper]

I got education for free

[undone fossil]

Guys will someone teach me everything I need to know

[supple plume]

Yes

[fiery copper]

Yes

[wanton dock]

i envy that :/

[undone fossil]

Thank you

[wanton dock]

america moment

[austere sinew]

No

[supple plume]

Hey

Hello

[fiery copper]

I hope to get a free masters also

[austere sinew]

NO

[undone fossil]

Yes

Teach me wolo

[austere sinew]

Nmap.

[undone fossil]

Woah

[rapid badger]

[supple plume]

I can teach you how to be dumber so you don't ask such questions

[wanton dock]

idk if i'd have the patience to do a master's degree, i honestly hate school a little bit. it's not difficult, it's just i've had a bad experience with extreme workload in the past - did it to myself

[supple plume]

Step 1 buy beer

A lot

[undone fossil]

Uh huh

[supple plume]

There is no step 2 just step 1 and improvise

[fiery copper]

Ur lucky in USA masters degree are 1 year

[undone fossil]

Okay what do I do with it

[wanton dock]

they can also cost up to $100k i've heard, could be mistaken

[supple plume]

Need to clear space on the fridge so better start drinking

[undone fossil]

Ohhh

[fiery copper]

Fat fuck you dont drink, you think why you are a nice person.

[supple plume]

Frog look at this

[undone fossil]

Mhm

[fiery copper]

Drinking bad

[undone fossil]

I’m looking

[fiery copper]

I like Frog today he chill

[undone fossil]

Im travelling so extremely bored tbh

[supple plume]

@undone fossil

[austere sinew]

I dislike frog today he evil

Bro wished for my death

[undone fossil]

Yoooo

[undone fossil]

I did not

[austere sinew]

Lies

[supple plume]

Try using semantic when you speak

[austere sinew]

You cheered when I fell

[undone fossil]

I did not lies

[austere sinew]

I have evidence

[undone fossil]

Inspect element