general

[dapper karma]

Just quacking

[supple plume]

Im deciding what projects I should and should not do

[obtuse fern]

RDP - Really Dumb Protocol

[zealous charm]

which projects are you considering?

[rustic carbon]

Hi\

[supple plume]

Making the most vicious htb whoop ass machine known to mankind

[vivid flower]

Imagine a protocol thats just
SYN>
<HUH
<HUH

every time

[charred harbor]

are u from argentina

[rustic carbon]

North Korea

[dapper karma]

We would use some stable one with correct ranking for next season ig

[supple plume]

Creating a youtube channel to hack retired machines and how to patch the code

Or BB

[charred harbor]

with that name 💀

[rustic carbon]

yes

[supple plume]

@zealous charm this is too hard for me at this moment

[charred harbor]

a wright wing for the memes or serious about it?

never saw one of your kind in discord before

[muted olive]

nice

[rustic carbon]

North Korea is my home. I'm so elite Kim allows me to use the one IP address in the country

[charred harbor]

is that ai generated pfp

[muted olive]

if you didn't know, NK citizens dont have internet access

[muted olive]

idk

actually yes

[rustic carbon]

The 1 IP is mine.

[muted olive]

now use it to hack the planet

[charred harbor]

i read that as south

[muted olive]

give all da $$$ to kim daddy

[charred harbor]

did you ever hug kim jung un

[muted olive]

I see a bunch of SK people here sometimes

[charred harbor]

thats actually insane they got wifi and discord over there

[muted olive]

south korea is democratic

its not like the north

[rustic carbon]

Yes we are best friends. I bring in the most money. My ROI is highest. We are friends. We travel together, eat together etc. I know his family.

[charred harbor]

dose ur phone have a camera

[sturdy thistle]

what a poor quality troll

[charred harbor]

i got trolled?

[muted olive]

I assumed its satire

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/vegito-vegito-gansta-vegito-suit-drip-vegito-bait-used-to-be-believable-gif-315651423676567245

[charred harbor]

damn my kind ass whos 6'4 got fooled so easily

[austere sinew]

nvm is it ragebait or not is it troll or satire next level

[muted olive]

you really believed that?

[charred harbor]

no

i used to do alot better than this

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/2Qxl.gif

[rustic carbon]

Me low quality? I am lazarus group. Elite hacker unit. I steal $300000 btc every year

[vivid flower]

Laugh at my dad jokes guys

[austere sinew]

@mystic harbor THE AUDACITY

[charred harbor]

bro south east asian 😭

[meager kernel]

@austere sinew ping

[austere sinew]

I love whatever is wrong with you

@meager kernel pingx2

[cerulean bloom]

@austere sinew pingx3

[meager kernel]

how are you

[sturdy thistle]

and blocked

[cerulean bloom]

blocked who

[untold fiber]

why are we pinging @austere sinew

[vivid flower]

I owned a hackforums group once

[cerulean bloom]

it is a tradition

[untold fiber]

which one

[austere sinew]

YOU SAID YESTERDAY YOUD STOP

[vivid flower]

Illuminati

[sturdy thistle]

bro didn't answered me 🙁

[cerulean bloom]

created by me, Undeadwolo, and @elder inlet

[cerulean bloom]

it's back

[untold fiber]

you owned illuminati lol

wild

[cerulean bloom]

the tradition has been renewed

[muted olive]

@austere sinew

[charred harbor]

strongly begging

[meager kernel]

cause why not

[austere sinew]

I'm too lazy to cook even though i've got a delicious chicken marinated for hours

[untold fiber]

chat has my permission to ping wolo until a real mod gets upset about it and tells you to stop

[rustic carbon]

Sleep deprivation and 15hr work day. Coffee and ADHD

[charred harbor]

@austere sinew

[austere sinew]

poor lad

[cerulean bloom]

it is thy tradition

they cannot stop a tradition

[obtuse fern]

LARPers are the most cringe form of trolls

[cerulean bloom]

[meager kernel]

oh damn, that bad?
take care young one

[mystic harbor]

avg mordern

[cerulean bloom]

goodness

[muted olive]

most entertaining

[meager kernel]

oh by the Gods, i havent eaten chicken in months

[muted olive]

I love those hacker cosplayers

[austere sinew]

THIS HAS BEEN HAPPENING FOR MONTHS ACROSS MULTIPLE SERVERS AND IS NOT STOPPING ANYTIME SOON

[sturdy thistle]

@austere sinew

[obtuse fern]

if they can make it seem credible sure

[untold fiber]

sometimes you need to enjoy the small pleasures in life

like annoying you

[austere sinew]

you know what

you know what

[sturdy thistle]

at least it's some kind of attention

[austere sinew]

EVERYONE CAN PING YOU INSTEAD THAT

THEN*

[untold fiber]

yeah but if they ping me

[rustic carbon]

Yes but I practive on live targets.

[untold fiber]

they get banned

[austere sinew]

1255 MESSAGES JUST PINGING ME

[muted olive]

nawh, I like the "im gonna hack your IP and ddos your house" ones the most you rarely come across any credible threats

[sturdy thistle]

i don't betray my former glorious leader

[obtuse fern]

see there's a small problem with that plan: #rules

[austere sinew]

101 just SAYING UNDEADWOLO PING

[muted olive]

@austere sinew ping

102 now

[rustic carbon]

I make $300000btc every year

[untold fiber]

im not going to oust myself by telling people my old HF name but there's a non zero chance we spoke then at some point

[meager kernel]

@austere sinew jokes aside, are you doing well?

[mystic harbor]

dont exist

[meager kernel]

hows the medical procedure going?

[supple plume]

please stop pinging @austere sinew

[austere sinew]

Ya I had a really fun week lol

hru!

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/mygod-whathaveidone-ohno-cat-explosion-gif-4930325

[meager kernel]

oh then its good

[vivid flower]

Are you the guy that tattooed the group logo on his arm

[untold fiber]

no lol

[dapper karma]

U sell instantly or hodl?

[untold fiber]

I was just a moderately well known ub3r

[austere sinew]

Waiting for monday to chase up the nhs

[meager kernel]

exams, cold weather, depression, sleep deprived
pretty much

[austere sinew]

poor kratos

[mystic harbor]

stop ping people guyz @austere sinew

[austere sinew]

always having another exam

[vivid flower]

Oh its Mr. Robot?

[muted olive]

cold in delhi?

[untold fiber]

AHA

NOT MR ROBOT

[meager kernel]

3 more left
one is tomorrow

[untold fiber]

But I was friends with him

even though he was kind of a dick

[austere sinew]

yessss

[meager kernel]

cold + pollution

[obtuse fern]

oy @muted olive let's not reference NSFW platforms

[rustic carbon]

Mix funds. Wait for a week and distribute to temporary wallets then sell

[muted olive]

damn, didnt know cold was possible there

[rustic carbon]

No trace

[muted olive]

mb

[austere sinew]

I had a weird situation a few days ago and I'm wondering whether or not to mention it here

[dapper karma]

I would hold, bull market on its way

[meager kernel]

im freezing my balls off

[vivid flower]

Yeah that guy did my crypto challenge and then declined to join

[cerulean bloom]

hmmmmmmm

[vivid flower]

;_;

[meager kernel]

if youre comfortable then its okay
IF youre comfortable

[rustic carbon]

Lazarus group wants hard cash

[meager kernel]

and if it doesnt give out too much personal info

[vivid flower]

Oh man are you ryanc

[austere sinew]

I met a cysec recruiter in the wild who kept on saying being ginger is worse than being black, hit on me, said he hates white women, told me to send my linkedin, and then when i found out he's married with kids he blocked me

[vivid flower]

That would be really deep lore

[untold fiber]

no you wouldnt be able to connect my current online persona to that one

[obtuse fern]

girl what

[meager kernel]

lmao

[vivid flower]

Its ok lol

[austere sinew]

KEEP IN MIND I LITERALLY JUST ENTERED THE PUB

AND THEN ALL OF THAT HAPPENED

[meager kernel]

oh you were in the pub
i mean.....
people like these are common in the pub, no?

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/who-tf-starts-a-conversation-like-that-who-the-fuck-starts-a-conversation-like-that-who-tf-i-just-sat-down-conversation-gif-25275678

[austere sinew]

OH NO THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN EASIER

HE CAME UP TO ME

SNIFFED ME

AND WAS LIKE

[untold fiber]

when did this happen lol

[austere sinew]

YOU SMELL REALLY NICE

[obtuse fern]

SNIFFED YOU?

HELLO?

[rustic carbon]

I hate all women

[austere sinew]

uhhh thursday

[muted olive]

bro thought you were a packet

[austere sinew]

nawww

[cerulean bloom]

sniffed?!

[austere sinew]

this was an interesting individual

[meager kernel]

this is why i dont go to the pub
some old guy might hit on me 😔

[untold fiber]

I'm debating whether I should say something funny here

[austere sinew]

tbf i naturally smell amazing so i understand BUT THEN HE GOT REALLY CLOSE TO MY NECK

AND I DIED INSIDE

[vivid flower]

Hey @untold fiber is your avatar from worlds.com?

[obtuse fern]

what am I gonna do? Stop you?

[muted olive]

I experienced something like this once

[untold fiber]

no

[austere sinew]

he was 37

[neon zealot]

@untold fiber hello sir ryan its null how are you?

[vivid flower]

There is a default avatar that looks just like it

[untold fiber]

this is just a picture of me inverted and colorswapped to 9fef00 I made in photoshop like 5 years ago

[rustic carbon]

It is custom here

[meager kernel]

@untold fiber you should stop going to the pub bro 😂
(this is a joke, pls dont ban me)

man Ryan is british too so i had to make the joke 😭
sorry ryan

[untold fiber]

I didnt go with wolo to any pub on thursday

that would be sunday

[cerulean bloom]

today is sunday

[austere sinew]

yeah that was an insane week for me

[cerulean bloom]

hmmmmmm

[austere sinew]

way too eventful for my liking

[meager kernel]

Ryan drinks on all days ending in "day"

[vivid flower]

@untold fiber did you know bandors

[untold fiber]

idk name sounds familiar

[obtuse fern]

day ends in y ? action.drink : action.drink

[tired frost]

Personally speaking, I would've definitely moved for that

[vivid flower]

He was the highest repped user before omni reset all rep

[supple plume]

aaright

lets start a youtube channel

[meager kernel]

@austere sinew youre fine health-wise right?

[austere sinew]

he was tall I wasn't gonna deal with that giant 😭

[untold fiber]

a second giant

in one week?

[austere sinew]

ya ty, my heart's been stable for the most part

[tired frost]

But they're the best for a reason 😫

[austere sinew]

third....

[untold fiber]

tf

[austere sinew]

i met a 6'4 individual

when shopping

[meager kernel]

good to hear that

[austere sinew]

they were beautiful too i told them that they should do modelling

[obtuse fern]

You know what else is giant? My skill gap atm because i've been slacking

[cerulean bloom]

159th number wrong......

[muted olive]

You know what else is giant?

[tired frost]

Missed opportunity if you didn't go out

[muted olive]

my ego

[untold fiber]

you tell everyone this

[tired frost]

Rs

[untold fiber]

including random people just walking down the stairs

[rustic carbon]

My ego is bigger

[austere sinew]

WHY IS BEING TALL THAT IMPORTANT

[obtuse fern]

Most people in the CyberSec world

[tired frost]

Tall guys are hot

[austere sinew]

So what pretty people are prETTAY

[rustic carbon]

I am lazarus group. Best hacker ever

[austere sinew]

meh

[muted olive]

Anyway, I just saw this ad. I'm planning to sign up, looks pretty legit. Can't wait to get highly paid. What do you say, guys?

[obtuse fern]

looks legit

[rustic carbon]

cassroom

[untold fiber]

its the double space after certified for me

[tired frost]

Don't mind me everyone has their own opinions

[muted olive]

I can't wait to get my hoodie and guy fawkes mask

and binary rain dropping behind me

and my backdoor CCTVs on NSA

and my crypto miner hacker programs

this is gonna be so much fun!

[tired frost]

Literally just came out of a relationship with a short girl might become gay tho idk.

[obtuse fern]

the old htb login page used to be a crypto miner (This is a joke, it was just a poorly optimized mess)

[rustic carbon]

.

[untold fiber]

the only thing that old htb login would mine was sadness

[obtuse fern]

this was referenced during the April Fools CTF

[untold fiber]

and frustration

[muted olive]

https://pranx.com/hacker/

congrats youre a hacker

[muted olive]

I loved the globe thing in hack the sphere

[obtuse fern]

1 FPS log in, just like the good ol' days

[muted olive]

copied the JS and modified it so many times

[obtuse fern]

iirc i think G0b said he used a bit of GPT to make it

[untold fiber]

oh sweet mother of god

[obtuse fern]

want to load a webpage? open it up and go make coffee

[untold fiber]

@rustic carbon your account must be deleted I need to fix this

[muted olive]

funny, my GPT sucks at writing frontend. I asked it to make an addition to something and it nuked the entire animation library

[peak hollow]

I don't know why the username is changed and why can't I just rename it looks like the problem happened because I deleted my HTB account

[untold fiber]

yes

[austere sinew]

Dont you dare

[muted olive]

today I was making a birthday card with three.js, GSAP, vue

[austere sinew]

It’s perfect

[untold fiber]

technically speaking you shouldnt be able to speak here anymore

[tired frost]

Rest in peace.

[untold fiber]

but you can fix it by relinking an HTB account

[obtuse fern]

your name in this server is related to your htb account username

[vivid flower]

https://hackertyper.com/

[austere sinew]

booooooo

[tired frost]

At least you're more anonymised now?

[untold fiber]

wolo hush

[austere sinew]

Somebody start throwing tomatoes

[peak hollow]

yeah tahts why

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/hack-gif-20844378

[untold fiber]

if you tried itd somehow just end up hitting yourself

[tired frost]

Tomatoes are so last century it's all about pigeons now

[austere sinew]

no i like pigeons they're so cute

#stoppigeonhate

WHAT

[cerulean bloom]

NO

[dapper karma]

Your cat picked this username? Fancy

[obtuse fern]

man it's a shame what we did to pidgeons :/

[austere sinew]

literally

[tired frost]

My most recent girlfriend liked them now i want to proceed to elimiante them they are government spies

[vivid flower]

I want to stomp a tomato

[cerulean bloom]

they are just animals lol

cute little birds

[austere sinew]

they have really high empathy

[obtuse fern]

@tired frost let's not talk about animal cruelty thanks

[austere sinew]

they used to be housepets

[vivid flower]

I want to stomp a moderator

[tired frost]

It's only a joke my bad

[austere sinew]

until we overbred them then they became vermin

[austere sinew]

same

cough

he knows who he is

[dusky jacinth]

That’s what I’ve been saying bro

[tired frost]

Pigeons are important in society I once saw a pigeon steal food from an Iceland

[rustic carbon]

huh

[obtuse fern]

idc if it's 'just a joke,' it's still a tasteless joke to make

[tired frost]

My bad, won't happen again

[dusky jacinth]

The fall of the pigeon is a tragedy

[tired frost]

How do I become a teacher's pet I really want this mod to like me now

[untold fiber]

im not a mod

so HA

[dusky jacinth]

Bro eat rocks oml

[untold fiber]

get rekt

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/young-ones-lord-snot-it's-it's-me-isn't-question-gif-2224787161923609700

[austere sinew]

why do you assume i'm talking about you narcissist

[dusky jacinth]

Damn bruh

[peak hollow]

I think so

[rustic carbon]

Be overly nice

[untold fiber]

we both know its true

[tired frost]

Heyyyyy Marcie !!!

[austere sinew]

shutup i just didnt wanna be wrong

[meager kernel]

[lime trout]

this can be changed

[supple plume]

@supple plume

[meager kernel]

Idk why but Wolo reminds me of someone

[untold fiber]

life must be real rough for you then

[dusky jacinth]

“You’ve been demoted to Mod”

[supple plume]

demoded

[tired frost]

Someone's not going far

[rustic carbon]

I am not Marcie. I am lazarus group hacker

[dusky jacinth]

Destaffed*

[lime trout]

"You've been promoted to customer"

[tired frost]

Not you ya silly

[vivid flower]

Im warming up to Wolo

[rustic carbon]

ok

[tired frost]

Promote Wolo Hate

[untold fiber]

thats how my nightmares start

[lime trout]

i mean tbf

[obtuse fern]

I don't care much for overt niceties especially if there's an end goal of just being a brown noser

[tired frost]

Support PWH today

[untold fiber]

I get into a meeting with all of HR

and they tell me I'm being promoted

to customer

[lime trout]

ry4n kinda downgraded himself by becoming british

[austere sinew]

hopefully they're amazing and good looking and smart and humble

[untold fiber]

ask wolo about my british accent

its pretty good

[dusky jacinth]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETTTTEEEEEEERTTRRR

[vivid flower]

I want to stomp a british

[rustic carbon]

overt aggression is the solution

[austere sinew]

you sound like an idiot start saying tomato properly

[supple plume]

coolest bash prompt:

[meager kernel]

No, weird and dumb /j

[tired frost]

Hey we're nice people

[untold fiber]

tomato

[lime trout]

do you have a knife license

[vivid flower]

(I am british)

[dusky jacinth]

Wo’o bo’o

(Water bottle but in British)

[austere sinew]

tom art oh

[untold fiber]

no but I did have to get HTB a low tier waste disposal transporter license

[lime trout]

how many schemes are you in ry4n

[meager kernel]

My nephew is troubling me

[obtuse fern]

actually it's bo'o o' wo'o

[tired frost]

Get out

[untold fiber]

in order to just throw some stuff away from folkestone

[meager kernel]

He keeps hitting me and running away

[tired frost]

It's to may to

[meager kernel]

I can't say anything to him

[lime trout]

how many schemes are you in

[austere sinew]

yankee fuck

[meager kernel]

He's 4

[dusky jacinth]

You right you right

[tired frost]

Yet I live in England

[dusky jacinth]

Glad I can count on Marcie to correct me

[austere sinew]

traitor

[untold fiber]

idk what this means but I assume its devastating

[lime trout]

Pension Scheme etc

[dusky jacinth]

Bum

[untold fiber]

this is deeply offensive wolo

[dusky jacinth]

Kilometer using ass

[untold fiber]

doo better

[tired frost]

😔

[meager kernel]

What do I do about my 4 year old nephew hitting me and running away?

[tired frost]

You do it back

[dusky jacinth]

Hit him back

[tired frost]

!!!

[supple plume]

I would do the same

[dusky jacinth]

JKJKJK

[undone fossil]

i was pinged

[dusky jacinth]

DONMOTBHIT CHILDREN

[rustic carbon]

Slap him

[lime trout]

do you understand a kilometer yet

[vivid flower]

Judo flip him into an active volcano

[meager kernel]

If I scold him, my brother scolds me cause he's 4

And I'm 19

[undone fossil]

baller, never stole a picture so fast

[untold fiber]

capture him in a blanket, tie it up like a napsack, and then tie that to a fan or something

[dusky jacinth]

aight DNS time

[meager kernel]

I'm competing with a 4 year old

[austere sinew]

your existence is deeply offensive

[supple plume]

did you tried closing the door?

[tired frost]

Actually yours is

Anime pfp ahh

[meager kernel]

I'm in the main lobby room

[undone fossil]

thank god i thought you'd overreact

[untold fiber]

only to wolos

[supple plume]

try smarter

[austere sinew]

dont kiss his butt he's tiny

[meager kernel]

Hmm

[untold fiber]

[meager kernel]

Good solution Ryan

[tired frost]

I'm not I read a book about how to get girls and it says to tease

Is it working

[austere sinew]

no

[rustic carbon]

👋

[tired frost]

Onto the next then

[lime trout]

bruh

[vivid flower]

Capture him under the laundry basket. Keep him in jail until he apologizes

[supple plume]

wsp

[meager kernel]

He cries

[undone fossil]

lmfao

[austere sinew]

the amount of times i have been hit on in this server for simply being a woman should be studied

[tired frost]

Wait just to check you are a girl right

[lime trout]

nm

[meager kernel]

How can kids be cute and annoying at the same time

[austere sinew]

no i am michael jordan

[tired frost]

Even better.

[meager kernel]

Devilish creature

[dusky jacinth]

I mean you did join a hacking server

[rustic carbon]

psychopathic activities

[dusky jacinth]

We’re about the same as a WoW server

[lime trout]

not much

[lime trout]

still weird behaviour

[supple plume]

I like nautic miles

[meager kernel]

WoW server would be worse

[dusky jacinth]

Idk man

[tired frost]

6'4, not much income but lots of credit card debt, and i drive a 2002 focus

[dusky jacinth]

Sometimes we’re pretty bad

[tired frost]

I am the height of attractive

[undone fossil]

LMAO

[dusky jacinth]

Bum fr

[tired frost]

Sigh

None of y'all will appreciate this

I'm so humble

[dusky jacinth]

Isn’t wolo like 15?

[austere sinew]

how's the weather up there

[dusky jacinth]

Sooooo

[tired frost]

They call me Thatt

Nevermind

[lime trout]

no one cares about your height man

[meager kernel]

You should've said "6'4 feminist, reads feminist literature and drinks Matcha"

[austere sinew]

i'm 21

[lime trout]

just be a decent person

[dusky jacinth]

My fault then gang

[tired frost]

Too young gang

[dusky jacinth]

I was trying to help you out

[tired frost]

I'm 21 and a half

[supple plume]

I'm better looking ngl

[austere sinew]

wait i only just realised what you tried

thank you

😭

[dusky jacinth]

All good

[obtuse fern]

unfortunately you're a woman in a space where mostly men exist, and unless the behavior is called out - it's not gonna stop (and this is more of a systemic conversation), this is an issue in any space where men predominantly exist.

[dusky jacinth]

Next time

Next time it’ll work

[scenic maple]

checks authors h1 profile
checks authors bc profile
crickets noise in background

[lime trout]

damn your 1121 weeks old

[tired frost]

Don't make me feel older than I am

[rustic carbon]

I am not humble. I am lazarus group. I am best hacker. I am legendary hacker. I make $300000btc a year

[tired frost]

It's a struggle

[supple plume]

@austere sinew YOURE A SHEEP SOUROUNDED BY A PACK OF WOLVES

[tired frost]

Shit bro teach me the ways

[cerulean bloom]

@austere sinew I'VE DONE IT

[austere sinew]

i had a guy propose to me in here

[lime trout]

god whats up with general today

[cerulean bloom]

I''''VEEEEEEEE DOONNNNEEEEEEEE ITTTTTTTTT

[austere sinew]

HI

[obtuse fern]

i wonder how old 6767 weeks is off to google

[meager kernel]

you make it sounds worse

[dusky jacinth]

This is actually funny I’m sorry

[undone fossil]

most humble guy i know

[cerulean bloom]

I'VE SOLVED IT

[meager kernel]

oh yea saw that, funny day

[cerulean bloom]

THE PROBLEM

[undone fossil]

he saved me from a burning hospital once

[tired frost]

Thank you so much

[rustic carbon]

Come to North Korea. We will make you great.

[austere sinew]

YES WELL DONE

[supple plume]

WHAT PROBLEM

[lime trout]

https://tenor.com/pZuP5NdNgGU.gif

[cerulean bloom]

coding problem

[lime trout]

o wrong reply

[obtuse fern]

6767 weeks is 130 years and 7 weeks

[dusky jacinth]

Man what’d I do 🫩

[tired frost]

Oh you are the boyfriend ok got it.

[undone fossil]

you are humble

[tired frost]

So Froj what are you saying

[austere sinew]

I wonder whatever happened to that guy

[cerulean bloom]

no?

what are you talking about

[tired frost]

No goddayum clue

[meager kernel]

probably on some other server looking for e-kittens

[lime trout]

@tired frost take it down a notch, please. This is not a dating server

[tired frost]

Wouldn't that be NPCs

no

Not NPCs

Crypto pictures

What are they called again???

[undone fossil]

nfts

[tired frost]

That

!!

[meager kernel]

NFTs

[dusky jacinth]

Yall are on one today

I gotta stop coming I here

[meager kernel]

Non Fungible Token or something

[dusky jacinth]

I need to get certified

[undone fossil]

monster check

just cracked open a pipeline punch

[tired frost]

How do you even acquire NFTs

[dusky jacinth]

Not argue with a dude with no pfp

[tired frost]

Woahhhh that's a bit mean

[meager kernel]

take a screenshot

[untold fiber]

i have sugar free redbull does that count

[vivid flower]

😘

[rustic carbon]

nfts have nothing backing them

[supple plume]

this is so distracting

[dusky jacinth]

Womp womp

[obtuse fern]

i haven't had a monner since i moved

[untold fiber]

I ordered normal redbull and they brought me sugar free

[lime trout]

i got an orange celsius

[tired frost]

The pink ones go hard

[austere sinew]

have caffeine on my behalf pls

[untold fiber]

it was quite upsetting

[supple plume]

Im going to do something else

[rustic carbon]

its just reputation

[austere sinew]

i need some so bad

[supple plume]

dm if someone wants to play chess

[dusky jacinth]

Someone get me caffeine please

[tired frost]

There are coffee shops everywhere

[dusky jacinth]

I need an ungodly amount

[vivid flower]

Creamsicle flavor is the best one

[tired frost]

Caffeine is disgusting

[meager kernel]

I have been trying to abstain from caffeine

[untold fiber]

rip wolo

[tired frost]

Unless it's from diet coke or red bull

Taurine my beloved.

[undone fossil]

you see usually i'd smite you so hard you ended up in another dimension but

in your case you get a pass

[meager kernel]

then buy it?

[untold fiber]

as soon as you are able to consume caffeine we will make up for lost time

[austere sinew]

WHY

[tired frost]

Finally someone with comon sense

common

[lime trout]

sleep and breaks are important

[untold fiber]

froj is fren

[undone fossil]

yes

[tired frost]

Who here drinks I need recommendations for tonight so I don't have to go to my job tomorrow

[austere sinew]

gimme gif perms i'm too lazy to rank up on my alt

[lavish hull]

Yes

[austere sinew]

and i have a perfect gif in response to this

[cerulean bloom]

i HATE CAFFIENE

[undone fossil]

screwdriver

[rustic carbon]

sleep is for the weak. breaks are for the injured.

[untold fiber]

i dont think I can

[cerulean bloom]

sry for caps

[lime trout]

Pilk

[austere sinew]

coward

[tired frost]

This is a close second

[meager kernel]

get hacker rank

[tired frost]

wrong reply

[tired frost]

^

[rustic carbon]

In PK we work all day

[undone fossil]

or if you want to perish

[tired frost]

What's PK

[austere sinew]

lazy

[undone fossil]

just do like 40 jagerbombs

[lime trout]

Sleep and breaks allow your brain to recover, making you more productive overall

[rustic carbon]

North Korea

[meager kernel]

booooooooooo

[tired frost]

Too much credit card debt for that

[undone fossil]

ah

[vivid flower]

Mobilk-1

[tired frost]

Any more and my amex is going to kill me

[undone fossil]

you could drink some airport jungle juice

raid the drinks bin

[tired frost]

Let mebuy a ticket

[meager kernel]

ive been wanting to do hacking for so long

[tired frost]

Then hack

Easy

[meager kernel]

as soon as my exams are over, im gonna grind my ass off

[meager kernel]

college

just few more days

[tired frost]

Break into the mainframe and press x y z and then successively h a c k

College is overrated

[rustic carbon]

stimulants are the remedy for a weak mind. 4 monsters a day is all the rest needed.

[meager kernel]

i know

[tired frost]

I got my playbook from Georgie Cooper

[austere sinew]

@zealous charm @sturdy thistle obligatory coffee people ping

[tired frost]

I've never done better

[meager kernel]

but it is what it is

[zealous charm]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[austere sinew]

brewski...

[meager kernel]

hopefully my hacking skills havent gotten rusted

[tired frost]

Youre a terminal plugin!

[meager kernel]

@austere sinew what was your rank in your main account

[rustic carbon]

In North Korea all the hackers have degrees.

[vivid flower]

Hey , I noticed that in the e u rock star energy drinks have vitamin c in them , but when I got back to america , the vitamin c was gone

[tired frost]

I'm better.

[vivid flower]

It made me sad

[tired frost]

I hacked my microwave so it would turn on

Did you know microwaves have microphones

Too many micros in this world

Did my ahh kill chat

[meager kernel]

yes

[vivid flower]

1984

[tired frost]

Is it because I am insanely hot

[tired frost]

I struggled to read this in high school

Dropped out

[rustic carbon]

No I am best. I hacked a smart watch using antenna made from aluminium foil and copper. I am legend.

[tired frost]

We move

[vivid flower]

Did you know that speakers can be used as lofi microphones

[tired frost]

No way

[vivid flower]

An attacker can record audio using your speakers

[eternal mango]

Plant leaves too

[meager kernel]

why is my HTB website not working? hello?

[eternal mango]

🕵️

[tired frost]

Guys who saw Tate yesterday get demolished I was in tatters.

Get it

haha

[austere sinew]

the pigeons have cameras....

[meager kernel]

youre lame

[vivid flower]

Its really crappy audio but its true

[tired frost]

You're muscular too

[meager kernel]

i know

[rustic carbon]

I was part of shady rat. My government lease me to china coz I was too gud. They paid $40000 per hour. I worked 50hr

[tired frost]

If they do why could they not find the person who robbed my local supermarket

[vivid flower]

Did you know you actually can tune a fish

[tired frost]

You can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish

[austere sinew]

the pigeons were bribed

[austere sinew]

blocked

[tired frost]

Already??

Damn

[scenic maple]

i have always wondered how do pegions know whom to deliver the message to

[tired frost]

Lots and lots of training.

[austere sinew]

they're so smart i love them

[obtuse fern]

Andrew Tate is an absolute fuckwad, anyone who follows his ideology and advice is just as sad if they don't realize that he's just grifting to take advantage of desperate men who feel disenfranchised.

[tired frost]

I saw a video yesterday on TikTok about it

[vivid flower]

https://youtu.be/F2y92obnsc0?si=wFekfOLUb4IIPdhc yes you can

[rustic carbon]

scent

[tired frost]

That's exactly why I was in tatters

it was funny

[austere sinew]

wdym i love andrew tate he is the ultimate alpha male

[obtuse fern]

he's not sigma though

[untold fiber]

mods can I abuse my staff powers to give wolo gif perms

[tired frost]

He chatted so much shit and ended up in the ground

[obtuse fern]

and that's what truly matters

[untold fiber]

but then we can we immediately take them away once she uses them

[austere sinew]

I hate you

[austere sinew]

you're right more phonk required

[obtuse fern]

you know what I find funny

[tired frost]

Why does Wolo get special treatment

[vivid flower]

Tate is performative masculinity. I am the only real Renaissance man here

[tired frost]

I want special treatment

[austere sinew]

because i'm wolo

community icon

[scenic maple]

but do they love you

[austere sinew]

also community punching bag

[rustic carbon]

Andrew Tate is weak. He cannot hack.

[scenic maple]

[untold fiber]

because wolo

[tired frost]

Clearly

[obtuse fern]

The same men who shit on Astrology girlies are the same who believe in the Alpha/Beta/Sigma male shit

[meager kernel]

men in this generation confuse between performative masculinity and tradition masculinity

[untold fiber]

anyone who has hung out with me in person gets special treatment

[undone fossil]

[rustic carbon]

I am sigma male. I am lazarus group

[austere sinew]

true it's emotional compensation for how annoying you are

[tired frost]

6'4, matcha, labubus everywhere

Speaking of, I saw someone dressed as a full labubu cosplay the other day.

[undone fossil]

he made me watch anime

😭

[tired frost]

It blew my mind

[rustic carbon]

I am leet haxxor

[untold fiber]

i havent even unlocked my final form

[meager kernel]

thats performative feminism to get women

i think

[untold fiber]

AND YOU LIKED IT

[meager kernel]

correct me if im wrong

[vivid flower]

For me its the shrigma male

[tired frost]

And it works

[austere sinew]

he paid for my food then ghosted me for a week

[undone fossil]

lies and deceit

i want my lawyer

[tired frost]

Heyyy Ryan

[meager kernel]

its just pseudo science

[tired frost]

Can we hang

[vivid flower]

We must now discuss the Stoned Ape Theory

[obtuse fern]

correct

[undone fossil]

honestly based

[rustic carbon]

I hack the liars and set you free.

[tired frost]

Wolo is disgusting I would be much better to be with

[eternal mango]

tyc 😄 https://edition.cnn.com/2014/08/06/tech/innovation/visual-microphone-research We spent a lot of time talking and yelling at objects … . It was a fun project.. what a quote

[austere sinew]

we're not together lol

[tired frost]

How do I react

[tired frost]

I never said that I meant hanging out wise

So defensive

[untold fiber]

if you word it like this I sound terrible

[austere sinew]

you are terrible

[undone fossil]

responding simply didnt increase shareholder value

[obtuse fern]

#cancelRyan

[untold fiber]

terribly great

[meager kernel]

some guys see women in this server and go like........
neuron activation
and instantly hit on them

[tired frost]

So real

[devout sail]

Where

[vivid flower]

Oof you werent kidding. The walls really do have ears.

[meager kernel]

welcome back

[eternal mango]

Yup was serious hah

[austere sinew]

terribly great at being a wanker who ghosts people for a week ya

[undone fossil]

boobs tag makes this 10x more crazy

[obtuse fern]

I can't ban staff, my powers don't extend to that realm

[rustic carbon]

I build sound proof house.

[obtuse fern]

also hi g0b

[devout sail]

I have frog

[eternal mango]

Heyy

[undone fossil]

wait you have frog

show

[devout sail]

[rustic carbon]

using styrofoam and plaster

[meager kernel]

I wanna tag Ryan as a joke but dont wanna piss him off

[undone fossil]

i will sell you ryan

[devout sail]

[undone fossil]

ok epic

[supple plume]

[devout sail]

[tired frost]

I love Ryans

[austere sinew]

pls piss him off he earned it

[tired frost]

They're so...

[untold fiber]

next time I'm getting you caffeinated tea

[tired frost]

Inspiring

[obtuse fern]

calm down Cassanova

[meager kernel]

he has banning powers

[undone fossil]

drinking games at ryan's place when

[devout sail]

Ryan why

[austere sinew]

I have the powers of knowing his generalised location

i win here

abuse him

[devout sail]

[tired frost]

I played this drinking game at the Arsenal Match and it was so boring because only one goal was made

Where is the fun

Where is the decorum

[undone fossil]

we can place shots on the roomba

[untold fiber]

you only have slightly more information than the general public

@undone fossil knows literally where I live

[meager kernel]

tell me where he lives
i'll do it

[austere sinew]

don't test me i'll pay off that theatre dude to follow you

[untold fiber]

lol

[tired frost]

Theatre kids are so weird

[undone fossil]

best part is you think i went home

[rustic carbon]

who's a theatre kid

[undone fossil]

check under ur sofa

[untold fiber]

it was a random dude at like 230 am who REALLY over dramatized his plea for food and how he was homeless

like

[austere sinew]

If I wasn't in heels we could have walked away

[untold fiber]

as if he were auditioning for the high school role of lead male character level of drama

[meager kernel]

I should go
I have duties to attend to

[undone fossil]

oh shit wait since you can come bsides basingstoke this year

[untold fiber]

spoiler alert he was not homeless

[austere sinew]

I nerfed us

[meager kernel]

@austere sinew take care of your health

[undone fossil]

that means you can witness the annual basingstoke NPC event

[untold fiber]

yes

[austere sinew]

tyty, good luckk

[tired frost]

Oh what happened

[untold fiber]

we were trapped there because of you

[undone fossil]

we had a guy claim he was the third coming of christ one year

[untold fiber]

and your heels

[tired frost]

Take care I hope you get better

[rustic carbon]

I am the hacking messiah

[austere sinew]

they were nice heels i will die on this hill

worth going out in

[untold fiber]

keyword

[undone fossil]

year after some dude lectured us (at 2am in pitch black) about how he can turn our vapes into an ebike and then started flexing his bunny hops (he didnt get off of the ground)

[untold fiber]

were

🙂

[austere sinew]

IM ALREADY FEELING BAD ABOUT THAT WHY RUB IT IN

[untold fiber]

why does anyone do anything

[austere sinew]

why do i talk to you

[sturdy thistle]

yeah ignore

like he ignores me

[undone fossil]

also ignore this mickhat guy !

[austere sinew]

at least he didn't ignore you for a whole week 😒

[untold fiber]

I gave you your badge 😭

[sturdy thistle]

yeah i know

hahahh

thanks 😄

[austere sinew]

give him another

[sturdy thistle]

broke my account 😂

[austere sinew]

he earned it

[untold fiber]

maybe I should give wolo epic fail as well

[eternal mango]

No way

That is a badge of honour

[untold fiber]

for the 20-30 times she fell just walking

[austere sinew]

maybe you should go f-

[eternal mango]

Hard earned

[tired frost]

Dropkick her

[rustic carbon]

I earned medal of valor coz I was lead hacker when sony got hacked.

[austere sinew]

I WAS TIRED FROM TRAVELLING

[sturdy thistle]

have it on camera?

[undone fossil]

wait do i still have my drunk dropkick emote

[untold fiber]

she nearly died multiple times just trying to walk down the street

[undone fossil]

lmfao i do

[rustic carbon]

My family is high status now.

[austere sinew]

IT WAS LATE I WAS TIRED

[eternal mango]

[sturdy thistle]

i deserved it

[austere sinew]

AND THE ROADS WERE COBBLY

[sturdy thistle]

for real

[untold fiber]

you did it the first night too

[undone fossil]

i think me and ryan got one?

[untold fiber]

literally at the start of the night

[undone fossil]

unsure

[rustic carbon]

No one care about my time in the North Korean military

[tired frost]

I do.

[untold fiber]

we got bugkiller

[vivid flower]

I care

[tired frost]

Thank you for your service

[rustic carbon]

I speak to myself

[sturdy thistle]

https://app.hackthebox.com/users/156190?tab=badges this u @undone fossil ?

[rustic carbon]

thank you for caring

[austere sinew]

ok and you could have went and bought me new shoes hours in advance of my arrival but no you did not so if anything my clumsiness is due to your lack of preparation

[vivid flower]

Long live best corea

[subtle plover]

@austere sinew

[untold fiber]

damn, you got me

[tired frost]

Woah woah why is it HIS responsibility

[austere sinew]

OH COME ON BONG

[tired frost]

It is yours

[sturdy thistle]

ye u have bug biller

[austere sinew]

it just is

[austere sinew]

exactly

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cat-sad-cat-me-when-i-dont-get-orod-tickets-gif-13399313231964052110

[austere sinew]

hru @subtle plover

[rustic carbon]

Soon I got into retirement. Gov. give me $3.5mill package with some investments\

[undone fossil]

ah yeah i got this one

[subtle plover]

im noob wbu

[austere sinew]

i'm okay

[tired frost]

I saw you in Inside Out!

[undone fossil]

will never forget waking up to a dm saying "we have over a million pings in slack"

[rustic carbon]

I will live in phillipines and drink pina coladas now

[tired frost]

The Pink Elephant thing

[vivid flower]

I want a badge

[sturdy thistle]

when u teach me the cool stuff?

[subtle plover]

mee 2 thaTS the fake bingbong

[undone fossil]

when you ask about cool stuff you wanna learn

[sturdy thistle]

teach me all u know

[tired frost]

You should sue

[sturdy thistle]

we need to meet us IRL one day

[subtle plover]

im not american

[obtuse fern]

can you teach me how to dougie?

[undone fossil]

cant, i have no notes so dont know what i know unless asked

[untold fiber]

ccome to england

or better

[tired frost]

Yeah I wouldn't mess with disney's lawyers either

[untold fiber]

jord

go to CCC

or better

[austere sinew]

ooooooh yesyesyesyes

[untold fiber]

mick

[undone fossil]

uhhhhhhhhhh maybe

[austere sinew]

i wanna see mick!!

[sturdy thistle]

chaos communication camp is 2027

[untold fiber]

come to the england's thing that is kind of like CCC

[tired frost]

Ooh can I join

[undone fossil]

mick come emf camp

[untold fiber]

yeah EMF camp

[rustic carbon]

inside out bad movie

[sturdy thistle]

when is it

[undone fossil]

july 2026 i think

[tired frost]

Aired forreals

[sturdy thistle]

yeah we meet all one day

[tired frost]

Ryan can you get me shoes

[untold fiber]

no

[undone fossil]

[tired frost]

Broken heart.

[sturdy thistle]

teach me how to break windows @undone fossil

[rustic carbon]

Take hammer and hit window

[lavish hull]

@undone fossil do you offer tutoring?

[sturdy thistle]

only for me

[undone fossil]

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/downloads/notmyfault

set this to run on startup

plus it comes with free legal defence

[obtuse fern]

that's actually a neat looking tool

[undone fossil]

its literally "NotMyFault"

basically the windows equivalent of chrome://inducebrowserheapcorruption but on steroids

[rustic carbon]

Guys can I change my displayed name for this server? I actually identify as a polonsky

[untold fiber]

change your name on your account

wait a little bit

[rustic carbon]

ok

[obtuse fern]

looks fun for learning how to diagnose issues

[obtuse fern]

https://account.hackthebox.com/user-settings

[rustic carbon]

Thank you I was hoping htb name and discord name were independent

I'll just keep this one

[untold fiber]

they are not independent no

[rustic carbon]

bruh

[undone fossil]

it used to resync every hour, unsure if still the case

[sturdy thistle]

anyone used antigravity yet?

[untold fiber]

it will sync shortly after change or immediately on change

[undone fossil]

what is

[eternal mango]

I jumped once

[obtuse fern]

you should probably change your username on here though, (not display name)... because Uh... problematic isn't the right word, concering is though

[undone fossil]

lmao gold

[lime trout]

Google's VSCode AI Fork

[undone fossil]

oh

[obtuse fern]

funny how things unintentionally get brought to attention

[undone fossil]

then nah

[sturdy thistle]

yeah its cool

[obtuse fern]

https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/213480948-How-do-I-change-my-Username

[undone fossil]

closest to that ive gotten is lmstudio tbh

[rustic carbon]

It is a beacon of hope to all my kind. A signal. A call to arms. I am a recruiter for the greatest hacking army of all time

[obtuse fern]

...

so you're a white supremacist?

[rustic carbon]

Lazarus Group.

North Korean supreme hacking army

[obtuse fern]

i wasn't talking about 'skiddyyy'

i was talking about 'supremacist_nationalist'

[rustic carbon]

nationalist_supremacist

Yes.

[obtuse fern]

which is a white supremacist dogwhistle

as an fyi

[rustic carbon]

It is a totem of honor, of dignity.

[obtuse fern]

like take the larp mask off for a second here my guy

[rustic carbon]

Are we being serious

[obtuse fern]

do you actually want people to think you're a white supremacist

[subtle plover]

im in this group

[obtuse fern]

100%

[rustic carbon]

No

[obtuse fern]

then you should probably change that username

[rustic carbon]

I am not a white supremacist.

[obtuse fern]

because that's the vibe the username is giving off

[subtle plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1295792046279491636.webp?size=64&animated=true

[rustic carbon]

I will change it to nationalist_revolutionist

[vivid flower]

Cool it with the anti semitism

[obtuse fern]

again, i'm going heavy on the benefit of the doubt here that you're just being a dumbass.

[undone fossil]

[vivid flower]

Sorry you live in the part of the world that cant have pride in ones self or heritage

More of a you issue

[obtuse fern]

how does me calling out white supremacist dogwhistles in any way shape or form relate to anti-semitism

[rustic carbon]

I am a dumbass

[untold fiber]

If you cant understand why the name "nationalist_supremacist" immediately signals white supremacist / nationalists then you are being intellectually dishonest

and are arguing for the sake of arguing

[obtuse fern]

appreciate your cooperation

[rustic carbon]

Guys calm down. I've changed the name. Lets all be friends okay.

[obtuse fern]

you're good dude; you can go back to your LazaLarping

[austere sinew]

I'm a female-supremacy_supremacist is that allowed

[subtle plover]

ur a wolo

[rustic carbon]

I am Lazarus Group. The greatest Hacking Army of all Time. I am leet!

[austere sinew]

wolowolowolowolowolo

[undone fossil]

where is alive wolo

question

[untold fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/p-ong-gif-21099491

[vivid flower]

Asking the real questions

[austere sinew]

wolo should have died on so many occasions but is somehow still here so the only solution is that she is undead

[subtle plover]

I got an extra screen just for lurking general

[undone fossil]

ah this makes perfect sense

[austere sinew]

😩

[untold fiber]

im not even joking the fact that wolo has survived this long is unbelievable

[obtuse fern]

what is a necromancer but a healer who's bad at their job

[undone fossil]

coming from ryan that says something

[scenic maple]

i trust ryan

[untold fiber]

she is literally a final destination movie made manifest as a single person

[austere sinew]

😭

[untold fiber]

to the point that its honestly shocking

[scenic maple]

plot armor

[austere sinew]

to think you don't even know the majority...

i told you like a slcie

slice*

[vivid flower]

I think it's the opposite. You have to be really good at healing to bring back a dead person.

[undone fossil]

holy shit baller gif found

reposting in progress

https://imgur.com/raye7gp

[scenic maple]

do you actually use dark mode/

[undone fossil]

i dont use ida, but when i do - yes

but a slightly modified version

[dusky jacinth]

rad

[scenic maple]

what do you usually use

[undone fossil]

binja

[scenic maple]

cool

[dusky jacinth]

who out here using ghidra on light mode?

[scenic maple]

i thought all pwn/rev guys used light mode

[dusky jacinth]

can we get them executed by firing squad 🙏

[west venture]

Rate

[untold fiber]

the fact that you are a semi (very semi) functional human and not just a ball of trauma and wounds is also quite impressive

but I think the reason for that is

https://tenor.com/view/p-ong-gif-21099491

[undone fossil]

i used to be a light mode chad but flicking between that and a dark mode ide made my eyes explode when doing exploit dev

[austere sinew]

SHUTUP RYAN

[subtle plover]

wow