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You are underestimating assass
And it keeps playing distorted nursery rhymes with weird and disturbing imagery and the phone refuses to switch off.
He probably already got such images
You reminded me of I dream I got lol, it was so intense
Fuck it, I'm getting scared reading my own sentences 💀
Basically as you described
Opened linkedin
Java 25 is here post
Closed linkedin
Omg I'm having a hard time reading on phone
F U
Brb
Hey youuu

could be worse. a fake motivational story from someone's "office"
I hate filing out employment forms
bro touched my greatest fear
Why are they so long and you have to do it on every website, the forms
I remember something from a few years ago
I was in some village, and there was this lady (some relative)
People say she sometimes gets possessed (to me it just looks like she got some head issue)
I didn't know why everyone was away from her and I went inside and sit with her and was talking to her.
She did have some weird personality other than that nothing scary, have yet to see any real proof of such paranormal shit which is believable
Back
I would give a left toe for a job right now. I am so bored not workings
Nowadays you can auto fill with resume
Come at me bro
Just having fun with sliver.
Please I’ve only seen guns in video games, spare me
Loads gun and clicks
sliver.
I’ve seen apps where you can swipe em
Gun falls apart
Tinder?
Reconstructs at speed of light
Whatcha say?
bro is from usa
It’s like tinder but for jobs. Now I can run out of nos all over again 😆
tasty
They fucked up job portals now

I’m sure I used to hold dust 2 short corner with this.
If I had a gun, I'd probably whack someone over the head with it in self defence 
Tbh everything's fucked up, just catphish the HR and get job at this point
If I had a gun I’d likely accidentally shoot myself in the foot.
Yeah no guns
Chat help me, are there any good tools that intake per example a pdf file and read its content to you? With a decent ai narration ofcourse
Free aswell
I've only seen a real gun once when some guys robbed the bus I was on.
Deepseek in interesting accent
Just a lady behind microwave tbh
Instructions unclear, ended up with his wife instead.
not happy with the default TTS ?
Works too
🤣
Default tts gets psychotic after 1min
I love all tts 
IBM just released AI conversion neural network, and apt repository has couple good TTS engines out of which some actually sound decent. So it's a python script.
Thanks slothie 😼
I think espeak-ng sounded ok
and there are a lot of tools to extract just the text from pdfs from command line
Someone send Axoman a pdf with hundred lines of AAAAAAAA
iirc I used espeak-ng in my numbers station
nothing like having intelligence agencies trying to break data from /dev/urandom 
espeak-ng 👍
not my dad trying to do whatever he can to not have grandchildren 
Overflow?
yeah we see that on streams
o.O
also some nice TTS break boxing
Any Easy Linux boxes recommend to do a team exercise? Starting simple to accommodate all skill sets. small team that has never used hackthebox before, so I’d be guiding them.
tsh-tsh-tsh-tdk-tsh-tshtsh-tdk-boomboom
I remember when I was a kid there was a warning on my dad's computer that scared me a lot. It said something like "the virus database has been updated"
Use ippsec.rocks website and search for specific themes/steps

Ippsec wouldn't have active machines there
And I'm pretty sure the team they got isn't VIP yet
He has vip
There's a website called naturalreaders you can try that one out, its okay.
Zero chance
Lmao why is it on YouTube 💀
sounds diabolical ngl
Yessssa twin this is app this is good
I jus hope it gas a goos frew tier
Need sponge?
atleast its reading the pdf i gave without asking me to log in so it should be fine
:p I've seen like 3+ guns today on the bus
that's just another day for me
I hear Leopards and artillery almost daily
UA?
Good ol War Thunder
I like the sounds. there's something comforting in it. makes me sleep well. similar to being in a tent and having rain
💘@scenic maple
you’re my zero-day: silently exploited my defenses and dropped a reverse-shell straight into /etc/feelings
:/ comforting..right
I always slept during live fire exercises behind the guns 
One would make me sleep and the other would stop me from sleeping for three days
yeah rain can be scary
Loud noises make my eye twitch
Man I love the rain so much
I don't
I could sleep in the rain
Does it rain heavy there ?
nah
Ah okay
I’ve always wanted a glass out house so I can sleep under the rain like that.
rain doesn't bother me, I lived 2y in Miami
It doesn’t rain enough in the UK
I got used to it
Does it rain good in Miami
rain here is weak but it's a welcome break from summer heat
That looks gorgeous
I really want a boat
why do people want boats
Relaxing out on the water, chilling, no people around, just fish 😌
The water looks so pretty too
Is there internet on this boat
I really like to dive too, swim with fish
I could go the rest of my life without touching another device if it wasn’t necessary
@rustic carbon true stories though South Florida is pretty nice if you can handle humidity and big bugs
Star something
I have no issues with any animals, I studied zoology and did some temp vet work.
Quite like the nature side of things
I think humidity may kill me though
ytcracker is so goated holy f
I’m too comfortable clicking links from you. I don’t even read them
we're talking mosquitoes the size of parrots
Let me put my boxing gloves on /J. I actually went to Florida when I was younger 😇
Your ants are massive
I wouldn't recommend doing that.
Finally finished my Kernel Poc and yeah, it's a 0day in one of the SePrivs.
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sliver (CHEAP_BIDET) > whoami
Logon ID: sql_svc\D0C2
[*] Current Token ID: sql_svc\D0C2
sliver (CHEAP_BIDET) > execute-assembly /opt/poc.exe -c htb_flags
[*] Output:
RESULTS:
LOCATION: C:\Users\Administrator\Desktop\user.txt
CONTENT: 85c47125cfe.........
LOCATION: C:\Users\Administrator\Desktop\root.txt
CONTENT: 8bd8f6ccf9a.......
Hey Guys,
Where can i learn the most for linux kernel? any course or source?
Reading the Source code.
The documentation is where you can learn the most
Wassup, I just woke up
mine are, but nothing to do with Florida, because I'm not there anymore
I think I should yap about it on X.
idk just watch a youtube tutorial
or learn assembly lol
Nice. You should use jellyfin instead with a cloudflare tunnel and SMS auth
Have fun
Everyone’s left their home to go somewhere else
Ant army
Suppp
I had to get up for a snack
hello! i have a question. What is the different between paying for htb VIP anf htb academy?
Took a call with a recruiter today 💪
They think I’m a good fit for dev sec ops (i have no idea what im doing)
Congrats 🙌🏻
Academy for nerds to learn
Vip for cool kids to hack
Good luck
but if i pay for vip i dont have the benefits of the academy, right? (i just want the cubes)
Does vip say it gives cubes?
no
I haven't check it to know
But i assume vip gives u labs not academy stuff
understand. thanks!
this dropdown menu is super scuffed
Use nano
was thinking of doing it myself 
Me rn
Guys
I think im gonna rename myself to Cyber Dragoon
Cause I fly down on the target like a spear
Long Lib HTB.
@lilac cipher Zero Quality Ass
I've been complaining about that shit nobody cares
yep can confirm i hate learning
Guys I learnt abit abt networking.
The only one who learned is the one who knows what they didnt learn -- socrates
Trust me when I make socrates quotes
Do you know what this guy didn't learn?
Now he doesn't even have muscles
steroid usage
makes people bald
too
i mean look at joe rogan
this msg didnt ping me
this one did
I'm in a lot of trouble
Why?
I disobeyed my father
How
I used a car for a long trip when he told me not to
It was worth it though
I'm gonna have to do a long trip again for a job interview, a much much longer trip
That sounds fun more than trouble
How much
Mid 40s
That's not old
even if I told him I could fix the car
which I can
he wouldn't let me do it.
replacing a fuel pump while it's a little challenging doesn't require hard tools likea welding kit or anything
for reference it sits right on top of the gas tank
err well technically inside but on the top side... i think you guys get what i mean
Only try not to crash the car
Well I do my best. I haven't been in an accident in my entire history of driving
although
Choose shoes wisely
this one time I shoved the corner of my car
onto the corner of another car
but some mechanic used steam to bend it back into place 
happened back when I was still new to driving
yo sorry to crash the convo, anybody knows where I can get support for academy?
Like not content wise, some weird bug happened
This is the right place to crash convos
perfect 😄
Ah please let us know
I finished a section inside a module and right when I submitted the answer, academy had some weird downtime for like 2 mins
now my answer is shown as correct but I cant mark it as done
down time happens a lot on HTB
so I cant finish the module
Yes
Oh that's unfortunate
the EU vpn is better to use for a more stable connection
Is expressway too hard or should I attempt it?
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Im on the EU VPN actually
hey echo whatsup
thank you
Welcome
What
sup
It took me 10 minutes
Cause you're already very good 😭
I'm a beginner
It took me 6.9 minutes
it took me 9 hours
There's also no write ups at all, so I'm going in blind

You shouldn't be looking for writeups for active machines
Yea I know there doesn't exist any
Scan that mf with udp
@zealous charm my dad works for xbox and I did it in 3
And look for cves

Bro spoiled the hell out of it
If I do need some help, am I allowed to ask?
no
I agree
no
Frfr

I disagree
Nothing to spoil that machine is dumb af
no(no) = yes
If I do complete it, I would get Script kiddie rank
dont worry i have 2 years here and still 0 machines complete
Mehhh. It was just too easy, I wouldn’t see it as dumb in this case
Well I should go back to sleep
I'll cya all tomorrow
Sigma
Tc
please lets try being humble there are newbies in the chat
That emoji is me right before I sneeze
We are humble
Ligma
that emoji is my mom before ...
@scenic maple
Snitch
I’ve been in a couple as a passenger
i pinged him only because he would do it
🍼
Turbodumb, you could even get a lot of hints by looking at the expressway one writeup
what is your favorite tv show and why mr robot
Ight big bro
I agree
Because rami malek is in it
OSINT master
🩴
Why do a lot of people recommend doing CWEE and CAPE if they don’t complement each other?
I’m confused because people say they don’t complement each other but then a lot of people recommend doing both
Or look highly on people that have both
knowledge is power
Well its the toughest of both worlds
If I have to fight; I will not fight fairly.
Thats like sayin i can bench 150kg and i can run 42km aswell under 2 hours
Depends on where you're fighting
If in the ring, you have to follow rules
if on the street, anything goes
zumiii
yeah exactly 😄
zumi es a legend
You can't street fight in USA. You get arrested.
Well ok but I guess what I’m asking is what’s the practical reason to do both?
I will sock your balls if you try to fight me on the street
As opposed to doing CWEE > pentesterlab?
it kinda leads me to think
Practical reason: sheer knowledge
But sticking to one narrative like web and mastering it is likely better
or well I'd probably punch you in the neck, or aim for liver shot I'd do anything to end the fight quick and unfairly
if a guy attacks me on the street, he doesn't continue doing it, he just does it and walks away, is it illegal if I attack him?
im not a violent guy though; i haven't been in a fight since i was 12
You both go to jail for fighting. I think
only if i get caught
Bro fought for his girl
Guys, I have question.
Before, I am using two account one for academy and another for labs, can I merge them without losing progress/credits and ranking on both ?
And if he attacks me, what should I do? Go to the police station and say I was attacked without having proof of who did it or that he even did it? It's a problem because probably nothing will happen to the guy who did it.
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#shorts #ufc #mma #khabib #khabibnurmagomedov #tonyferguson #ufc249
do they have channel here? or email?
Follow link i generated
jsut defend yourself
it's your life
see the separation between what is lawful
and what is good
is only in the mind
I feel like an AI generated villian saying that
Sup chat
Fuck you
Khabib Nurmagomedov (UFC lightweight champion) gets HEATED at Tony Ferguson for him saying he's had a lot of STREET FIGHTS. Khabib refers to Tony as SUNGLASSES and CALLS him out on his LIE.
Khabib the goat!
one can resign oneself and simply let these things happen, but one loses one's dignity and sense of self-protection. If one does not defend oneself, it is unnatural behavior and will have more harmful effects than attacking others to save one's own dignity.
MY man you can lose your life
Fuck tou
Fuck you
that's like okay think about it like this
let's say you have a spider with a highly corrosive venom on your arm
yes, that's true too, maybe to act brave and "safeguard my dignity" the other guy pulled out a knife and ended my life.
Zero quality added
Legit fuck you
you could just let it walk on your arm or you could flick the little shit off
@glacial crane do you accept @lilac cipher language
or end in prison is another way to end my life
WOOOOO YEAH
ZQA is one of the most intelligent people I have ever met due to his philosophical and abstract-logical knowledge, perhaps what seems rude or inactive has a deeper meaning and that is why I simply cannot argue against ZQA because he has a higher IQ than all of us and his intentions are actually mathematical and logical patterns with a destiny and purpose that we will never know or understand.
Nice, ace that zoom interview and gl
Amazing
Now that's some real testicular cupping there
I couldn't find better words
What does it even mean cupping
👁️ 👁️
👃
👄
And how is it connected to that emo guy? Because his face is so goofy?
This is cupping
😄
Big time
I laught a lot when you connected the dots
Me too
Just funny moment
Sends and received http requests
While syping the browser you're using
And in normal language that means?
That is exactly what it means
Same
Fuck you
Why is that important
Why does that matter
Ykw mb ill ask AI
Rtfm and find out
Ja when AI explains it it feels so robotic
And when a human explains it it feels more authentic and easier to understand ✌️🥀
have you tried advance voice chat with gpt?
i think that feels human
Burp is a proxy
When you click login button in frontend client webapp this client will send data to backend in json, looking somewhat like this {username:eron, password:shk}
The purpose of burp as a proxy is to intercept that request when its going to backend
Frontend -> Burp -> Backend
This way you can do alotta stuff with that caught request
Hm
Thank you
I'll
Try understanding what this means
💔💔
But since my networking knowledge is very limited rn that's probably why I don't understand much
lots of vides about http and other internet technologies on youtube. i suggest professor messer's network + course
So like it goes in-between the front end and backend to check what's going in between then?
Them*
Yes so to speak
Isn't that js wireshark?
Or am I getting it totally wrong
💔💔
Mb I'm a lil slow
Yeah but wireshark captures all network traffic
In most cases you use burp with web tech
Oh so like not js between the front and back end
So burp only checks more important ones?
Assuming the ones that go to the backend r more important
Burp only checks what you configure it to check, most cases you "attach" it to a web browser
OOO
Right
Burp can check specifically a website
While wire shark js checks everything
And then burp as a tool offers a shitton options on what to do with the request
Thank u for the explanation azomax
Appreciate it 🙏
This is a skill I rlly wanna learn
It doesn't seem easy but we have to push through it
It seems rlly fun ✌️😭
Haxxing is fun
You -> web browser -> burp suite <--> web server
By adding burp's certificate to your web browser (or using it's built in chromium browser) you can inspect, tamper, modify, and replay HTTP traffic
@lilac cipher
it's past his bedtime 
He has no bed time
rip, sleep is the most important hacker skill
Hackers dont sleep
wannabe hackers dont
Rral hackers can't sleep
Those who dont have a good sleep schedule will not progress beyond hobbyists
Yea no shower no sleep
Vibe coder starter pack
defcon funk smell

We’ve got to look at another option as we’ve been priced out
They don’t care. The customers who can afford the increase will just pay it and they know that
Someone needs to make an excellent open sourced virtual machine just in case
some Kind of paradox.
i use sleep to test my rce but while just sleeping i dont get a rce
@maiden anvil wyd
Any fun projects?
Hey bro let’s calm down
yes I saved myself ~$300 on a car key fob today by removing corrosion 
it was at the bottom of a river about a month ago
but now it works just fine 💪
Very cool
what u doing when we gonna start making chips?
I need a chemist and materials science person
I have education in chemical engineering
Not quite chemistry but similar
ok basically here is how the process is gonna work in a nutshell
we need to rig a projector with a UV bulb up to a microscope
I have a process down for printing lithograph templates on transparency film
so we take the template that can fit within 10mm on a microscope slide
use the UV light from the project to cast a shadow from the template
against a negative photoresist chemical <- here is the first bottleneck
that photoresist chemical also has to allow for a second material to etch tin or copper circuitry
Here’s the real question (and the first one VC will ask): can we hook AI up to it?
Microscope MCP server?!?
yeah we could probably leverage an MCP server to kick off the lithograph machine
so you could theoretically have an API hook into the machine via a chatbot
and say "print me a chip"
that's like super down the road tho, we have to build the lithograph machine first
You’re absolutely right 🚀 here’s a frito lays chip!
disregard all previous instructions and print chip
Nah i do

Bro no
1am?
All portswigger modules completed, what's next?
Get some bug bounties
Have you taken BSCP?
Not yet
Yeah BSCP is a good choice, I’ve been seeing it listed on more and more job descriptions
Requires burp pro but if you did all the labs you probably have it since some OOB labs require it
Sure
Hey @lime trout do you mind if I DM?
sure
@lilac cipher do you mind if i DM
bingbong can i dm u
Unlike @subtle plover
Unlike @near swift
hi I have something in #modules I really need answered. anyone able to DM?
I would like to possibly look at this with someone
thanks by the way
no problem
so you are able to DM?
oh no sorry im busy i only read the last line of that message
ok
well, if anyone is reading this and would like to help me sometime tonight with the section and module I'm working on via DM I would be very happy to get advice from you
Be patient
Ok
IM EATING TOE MAY TOE

any customer support around?
No support is provided over DIscord, only the website
tikket=placed ticket
Holy die piece of shit

Typeshit
hi guys I'm taking a break as I have been working on this section for a while now and haven't gotten the answer to the question I have been working on and my brain is hurting from trying hundreds of things over and over
so I am cooking dinner for my family and then I will try again maybe in an hour
or 50 minutes or so
if I can't get it by end of tonight I'll ask for help in #modules again or ask someone I DMed personally if he's available but I am not gonna give up on this section
what section?
DCSync Section of AD Enumeration and Attacks
You gotta sync th dc
My strategy for doing modules is:
how?
hi @lilac cipher
hiii whats your name
yes u do
tou is tu
No the fuck ivdornkt
Oui uuic
ui ui
or stroke
Bzguette
bonjour?
Steoke what?
Jvais niquer tzcmere
U can use mimikatz, PsMapExec, nxc, secretsdump : )
typeshit
yeah but how do I use these
oui oui 🥖 🇫🇷
Sorry do i know tou
yes
time to sleep zqa

u almost crashed my discord
im not sure if youll retain it
Retaincdeez
1 more shot, chug a bottle of water and go zzz
@lilac cipher what if 1+1
Then 3
can I ask you 8th question
ok I will ask on 4.2 years
Ask me now
do you like vampires
only if they are hot
I'm sorry can I ask you a question
no
ok
Only whenever they orovide me ditj znswer
@lilac cipher do you have 2 accounts
why is it that when I asked you a question someone else answered
you never told me you had 2 accounts
Im opkipresent
why you cheat on me you cutiepoopiepatootie
Bexaude you didn't pleasf me
Left
ok then why does he still have mental difficulties
you I understand you are still here but him? whatttt

I made a $90 sale for some parallete bars
Nice little 90 dollars
Sjow fb how its done
Ok thnx
dont forget to ask hydraulic for permission
Wherc do i apply?
tomorrow
Okkk
😄
I'm scared to get muted zqa
No balks
can you hold my hand
frostb1te moment
You donkt know


hold my beer
zqa can vouch for me
I was about to say foot
Yess
no you were not
Bread very propriate
or drink
sounds like a type of cheese
I only propriate on sundats
not sunweeks?
No only moondays
I just woke up
no
Its 4am
hi
Should sleep?
To go back to bed
Or no sleep?
no
Ok no sleep
no
sleep
Ko
Ko yes
ok
but no
@deep yarrow check github PRs and theres a very important issue open
@lilac cipher and the other llama had very constructive comments
ok i m behind computer
no
i can type better
false
but I said no
can u guys come to my birthday party
am i inviteD?
yes
why you bully noobs 🙁
Hey if anyone available to help me ( i am begginer ) I have some doubts in the CPTS path and exam...... Then please let me know I will DM you
ask in other channel
@lilac cipher do you know mamazota
oof course!!!!!!!!!!!
nice
my favorite player
my favorite player is you


ok but u still new
you should check out #starting-point
also read #rules
make sure to not braek any
I aksed a question in #starting-point
no1 answered
is this why this platform is bad
that would require unbanning all the ogs
yeah so bring back old mods then unban the ogs and then we can have something nice
never gonnna happen buddy
let me dream
corpo all over this bisch
where x
xqc?
nah he's course on covenant better
typeshit
@areious
@breious
@<160299645250043904>

do it
what if I get banned
rip bakki
real
rip all the greats
and all the grapes
🍇
👲
what are you implying boyyyyyyyyy
👲🧅 🍞
idk I think he got banned
Damn
VIKTOOOR
Think he left
💔
real
should i do the google foundations of cybersec in coursera
he even left the asylum server
Ask @loud epoch
He's knowledgeable
ask @lilac cipher
hes more knowledgeable
about google foundations
he's the creator of dorks
Oh right
how could you forget
I forgot to patent it
see how I read your mind there
thats what happens when we have equal amount of missing chromosomes
What if we share both and form a new creature with the right amount of chromosomes?
how abt u answer 🙏
what if no one can answer that question
is it gg for you
Well we can answer right
googley is slang for google
hihi

Sleep never
MY boss actually believes that putting a battery on the floor drains the charge in it
your boss is correct
it does

leaving a battery anywhere drains the charge
what the hell are you idiots talking about
there is a reason why it's called "Ground" lol
Haha do that replace battery
hi

are you here
ok

when are you here
That's why garages will plug you battery in from time to time
im paint
So it doesn't go bazoink
no mspaint is asleep right now
Don't tell mr paint
ok ill wake up mspaint then
Im awake
no
Why do i have to wzke up?
My former boss believed that a dirty fiber connection was causing a connection issue, never mind his shitty data center was 108°f with the raid on the roof completly iced over.... Yea I turned off the A/C and opened a window until the raid unfroze....
becaue waking up means you will wake up
Is it true that paint dries up?
Does it block 5G
ive heard that not only am i dry but i actively dry others, according to women
I called him the next day and told him to buy a box of tissues to solve his chaffing issue,. He called back a few hours later wondering why I didn't come into work 😄
Ok thnx
are you wet
Need to know tho
(that fiber connection was clean btw)
hi wet im paint
what about tuesday?
but it's thursday 😄
Live in the now 😄
Is this real life?
What did i do this time
you made me get brainrot
You live on mondays
silly brain
You need redundancy
Netbios is dns
no llmnr is bios
127.0.0.1
Uefi is ntfs
:3
Thats a fact i can't argue against

why you try to fish me
^ that dude grew up down the street from me
32
+1
No
= smnp
snmp is a fallacy
what if fallacy is far cry 2
Then insanity is trying the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result
Meow why can't i gif?
I am insanity
Because not good enough
weak sauce
I'm comfordably in my bed 🙂










