💬│english-chat

[white dome]

[stray hawk]

Ill look it up thank you for the help

[neat ferry]

I got multiple gold check DM

[white dome]

Yes but knife itself is bad 💀

[white dome]

Hmm

[livid abyss]

Taste n colors do change between ppl

[rigid flower]

Does any1 know more codes?

[warped olive]

Where to redeem codes

[livid abyss]

If ur iOS go on the web site

[warped olive]

Wheres the website?

[rigid flower]

#📣│announcements

And go a bit up

[topaz sundial]

GOODWEEKENDS

[wet sandal]

bad weekends☹️😓

[willow flower]

[wet sandal]

Ur bio makes me sad

[granite yarrow]

.

[willow flower]

yeah im also sad i cant find a active player for my clan

[wet sandal]

“are u tawkin to me?”

[wet sandal]

I’d join but yk

New account

Oh yeah and I suck

[granite yarrow]

why did they remove my rank

[errant halo]

Whare to put the code
@everyone

[wet sandal]

Cuz of bad

[granite yarrow]

what ranks u need

[nova rover]

does anyone know any codes please

[livid abyss]

Change da clan?

[wet sandal]

567KHDJ

those r just random

Might work tho idk

[willow flower]

anyone can join its a chill clan

[wet sandal]

omg lemme join ong

[nova rover]

whats the name

[granite yarrow]

am not active so better to stay without a one

[livid abyss]

🐙

[willow flower]

TETOX

[abstract finch]

#📣│announcements

[errant halo]

I am new
Whare to put the code
@here
@everyone

[willow flower]

just give me ur id

[wet sandal]

hi octopus

[abstract finch]

Events tab on the right side of the menu.

[rough goblet]

Who tf pings everyone to ask for help

[wet sandal]

281352812

[errant halo]

Thank you 🌺

[livid abyss]

Halooo

[willow flower]

invited

[wet sandal]

holy sh a legend

Ur cracked

I’m on my knees

[rough goblet]

Real or fake

[abstract finch]

Cake legend

[wet sandal]

Legend of cake

[rough goblet]

[livid abyss]

Don’t suck him here go to DMs

[topaz belfry]

I sell 1 weapon at 80 gold for a code google play 1€

[abstract finch]

nais

[wet sandal]

Ew no idk him

Or her

Idk who that is lol

[abstract finch]

The legendary amber oblivion

They're the first person to unbox a m9

[granite yarrow]

did they change where to enter the promocodes?

[abstract finch]

Events tab

[quaint owl]

Why tf are servers so cooked?

[shrewd beacon]

[wet sandal]

Imma unbox you

If you get what I’m sayin

[livid abyss]

Xd

[granite yarrow]

thankya

[abstract finch]

👀

[lime orchid]

After season ends can we sell "Division" Crate?

[abstract finch]

Yes

[wet sandal]

🥹

[quaint owl]

Nah i think they will get added to the shop for 100coins

[lime orchid]

Then i will keep Crates

[wet sandal]

“Yea for you”

[quaint owl]

Arao mela matyuaraoo

[lime orchid]

[wet sandal]

Hi mister champion sir

[quaint owl]

They wont get added and u wont be able to sell for G

[pastel verge]

where do i use the code for the case?

[abstract finch]

Events tab

[quaint owl]

Events secret code

[pastel verge]

ty

[lime orchid]

what

[wet sandal]

I hate you.

[tight flax]

How to get code for case?

[willow flower]

men getting into champion is hard

[wet sandal]

:(

[wet sandal]

noooooo

it not ur better trust

[lime orchid]

Instagram post

[granite yarrow]

#📸│photos help🫰

[rough goblet]

[abstract finch]

Add karambit reis

[willow flower]

[still minnow]

mesmerizer

L talker

[glacial blaze]

wow, i got a .10 gold skin! thank you standoff!

yall too generous

❤️‍🩹

[rough goblet]

Fake

[harsh hatch]

Better than a time Limited

[glacial blaze]

indeed tho
check ur dms btw

[livid abyss]

Morning nexus

[harsh hatch]

Morning

[wet sandal]

Good night.☹️

[harsh hatch]

Timezones be like

[willow flower]

[wet sandal]

No I just hate everyone

[harsh hatch]

Oh

[wet sandal]

it’s 4:46 am for me

[wet sandal]

I’m jk😭❤️

Imma hurt myself irl

I stg

[livid abyss]

Ur a meanie 😭

[still minnow]

no i just hate everyone!

⛴️

[wet sandal]

I’m joking lol

[twin delta]

no way bro thinks we care

[harsh hatch]

[still minnow]

no way i wrote down this

[wet sandal]

I am s1mple of standoff

Trust

Uh uh

50

50 years old

[still minnow]

50 😼

[wet sandal]

Who falling for this

[twin delta]

wrote this down*

[wet sandal]

Who’s hearts dropped when they read that

[still minnow]

😨

[wet sandal]

😭.

[wet sandal]

Step away from me right now😟

[still minnow]

i am

[twin delta]

lets laught now

[wet sandal]

Thank you

[still minnow]

no need

[wet sandal]

yes want

[wet sandal]

no pls don’t

This is the only interaction I have oml u best not 😤😟

[still minnow]

mods

get him now!

[wet sandal]

hang him by his bawls

😟

Mods…..remove this guys bawls

[abstract turtle]

[wet sandal]

make him a percentage of what he used to be.

🤬

[rough goblet]

VeeZee realizing that BestBeast67 was not a tuff display name

[abstract finch]

It was too tuff.

[rough goblet]

It's NOT

[still minnow]

it is

[rough goblet]

Fine

[abstract finch]

Jealousy at its peak

[rough goblet]

I'm just mad that I can't imagine a name as sophisticated as BestBeast67

[abstract turtle]

My health has gotten significantly worse
I’ve developed typhoid

[rough goblet]

[rough goblet]

Oh my gah

rip bro

[abstract finch]

Look at what you did

[rough goblet]

I'll bring flowers as an apology

[willow flower]

[rough goblet]

[abstract finch]

Flowers ain't healing nobody

[rough goblet]

Shhhh

It's the thought

That counts

[wet sandal]

imma take the thorns from roses and put them in your apple pie.

[granite yarrow]

why everyone opening and sending the cases😭

[rough goblet]

[granite yarrow]

i never got something above rare xd

[abstract finch]

You're supposed to keep them

[wet sandal]

Just buy it with money

[rough goblet]

Just get better

[abstract finch]

At least you make 5 or 6

[wet sandal]

Like😓

[abstract turtle]

Its over for me

[rough goblet]

[granite yarrow]

i have 2 empire 2 division 2 breakout and year of the horse ill keep them until they rise up

[rough goblet]

Can we inherit your gold

We'll attend your funeral

[abstract finch]

He's lying btw

[rough goblet]

[abstract finch]

[rough goblet]

Who

I'm not home yet

💔

❤️

[frigid dune]

Jukys awm

[alpine bluff]

Kyana more like tungyana

[abstract finch]

I bet Kamegami is laughing at everyone right now

[alpine bluff]

Yeah me too

It's funny how upset they are

[abstract finch]

Me 2

The best one is the timed spas lmao

[sick cave]

What did I miss

[alpine bluff]

Hi butter

[rough goblet]

Vz gonna pass away

[sick cave]

Hello, Greg

[sick cave]

💔

[rough goblet]

And we're inheriting his gold

[alpine bluff]

I will send prayers

[dusk grotto]

Hello

[rough goblet]

[alpine bluff]

@abstract turtle am i written up on that will?

[dusk grotto]

whats happening

[wet sandal]

🫵❤️+🔨=💔🫵

[alpine bluff]

Hru butter

[abstract finch]

I will be the worthy one

[sick cave]

Nothing much

[willow flower]

[rough goblet]

💔 +🩹 = ❤️‍🩹

[abstract turtle]

Probably will give everyone a particular knife i had

[wet sandal]

🍆+

[rough goblet]

Oh

[wet sandal]

don’t make me

[alpine bluff]

Yo wait are you serious

[wet sandal]

💀

[abstract finch]

What

[abstract turtle]

Yeah im not kidding

[alpine bluff]

That's actually insane

Bro lock in

[rough goblet]

You're not dying yet brotatoe

Remember your promise to me

That you're gonna carry me till 3k

[sick cave]

Did u drink one of em dirty water

[alpine bluff]

If he gets treatment he won't

[alpine bluff]

Prob

[abstract turtle]

I can barely walk now

[clear flame]

Ganges water very dirty

[alpine bluff]

1% chance of death if treated properly

[crimson needle]

at least u can still play so2

[alpine bluff]

No way bro actually hits that

That would be outrageous

[wet sandal]

Bro

Just no

[granite yarrow]

so2 is boring rn

[abstract finch]

Oh wait

Bad bad bad

[alpine bluff]

Yo relax hes seriously ill

[crimson needle]

ayo

[alpine bluff]

😭

[crimson needle]

😭

[abstract finch]

I've totally misunderstood

[wet sandal]

hi mister master

[alpine bluff]

@abstract turtle i wish you the best man, gl

[wet sandal]

hey mister master guess what

[crimson needle]

wat mister legend

hello

[wet sandal]

I’m not legend

💀

Not even close

[abstract turtle]

[crimson needle]

nahh u can

[wet sandal]

I’ll 5v1 yall tho

[crimson needle]

trust

[wet sandal]

Ez peazy

Maybe

Idk

[crimson needle]

ranger to legend this season

[wet sandal]

prolly not ;-;

[abstract finch]

Ranger

[abstract turtle]

Idk why it happened 😭

[wet sandal]

Bro that’s from my last acc, my current acc is level 11 I can’t even play ranked yet

😭🤣

[crimson needle]

ah i see u are being humble

[abstract turtle]

Thanks

[abstract finch]

Worry not we will lose elo together

[wet sandal]

We will not lose elo lol

I keep a sweat rag on my lap for the tuff games

I ball

[crimson needle]

wdym

[abstract finch]

Bet

[granite yarrow]

any elite comp players?

[wet sandal]

🥹

[crimson needle]

meeee but asia server

[wet sandal]

No?🥺

[wet sandal]

Asia

[granite yarrow]

oh hell no😂

[wet sandal]

Asian

[crimson needle]

like who even plays hongkong

[wet sandal]

Guys he Asian that’s cool

[sick cave]

Have you taken the antibiotics yet

[wet sandal]

Dong dong

[crimson needle]

yea not the yellow kind tho

[wet sandal]

the black kind

[granite yarrow]

nihaooo

[crimson needle]

kinda

[river spear]

🐀

[crimson needle]

not the type to scam

[wet sandal]

Rat player

[crimson needle]

idk

[granite yarrow]

so u indian by that call

[wet sandal]

shotgun in corner on sandstone

[granite yarrow]

i guess

[wet sandal]

I can smell it from here

[abstract finch]

Everyone posting the crates on media lol

[crimson needle]

chill yall are gonna make dem rage

[wet sandal]

Everyone getting absolutely bury bunz bunghole in media

[crimson needle]

cant even post after 5 crates, all trial skins

like ew

[abstract finch]

Imagine I pull a permanent red and post it there

[granite yarrow]

should i open mine i dont care abt the game anymore

what do u think guys

[crimson needle]

whoever suggested trial skins to axebolt has a place in hell

[abstract finch]

Do it for the memes

[wet sandal]

Imagine I find a peaceful 5 minutes

like imagine

Good luck

[granite yarrow]

ill go open all 6 brb

[abstract finch]

Meow

[wet sandal]

Imma spend 200 bucks and post it just to flex

cases r trash

[dapper blaze]

Khamzat got roobed i repeat

[opaque bison]

Devs fix yalls matchmaking keep facing thlg as 1900 elite

[abstract finch]

That's pretty fair

[toxic socket]

Gm

[abstract finch]

Gm

[toxic socket]

Wait... Did he lose?! I fall asleep and i dont see the fight, Who won

[wet sandal]

Goodnight!

[opaque bison]

Its not 200mmr difference is crazy im tired of this shit cant push thlg cud of these unbalanced mm

[abstract turtle]

Yeah everything, but not feeling any improvements

[toxic socket]

Remember that yesterday i didnt slept

[granite yarrow]

uhm

[dapper blaze]

He lost by split decesion even tho he was dominating the game

[granite yarrow]

why didn't sm1 say no

[sick cave]

Praying for your full recovery, man 🙏

[abstract turtle]

[granite yarrow]

#📸│photos 😔

[toxic socket]

Bruh...

I have to see It myself

[dapper blaze]

Watch #📸│photos

[toxic socket]

Worst than Jon Jones VS dominick reyes?

[dapper blaze]

9 takedowns and control time of 7 mins but still lost

[granite yarrow]

khamzat is now 15-1-0

[dapper blaze]

Nah that was robbery in daylight

[dapper blaze]

Sadly yea

[toxic socket]

Now all that remains is gaethje doing a ko

After that, you have to start thinking about whether its worth continuing to breathe.

[dapper blaze]

Tuporia for the win

[abstract finch]

thanks for the advice

[toxic socket]

Jjjj

[toxic socket]

Well thats what i thought of khamzat and look at it

[dapper blaze]

Joshua van and taikura was basically the best game to watch

[granite yarrow]

wht did u buy that sting

[toxic socket]

Joshua destroying?

I can tell

[abstract finch]

for fun

[dapper blaze]

Yea man khamzat was chooking him like the whole round and he only got 6 points

[granite yarrow]

oh..

[abstract finch]

I'll try to sell it profit

If not just keep it

[granite yarrow]

i remember losin 700 from my karambit after market drop

[dapper blaze]

Well it was like 2-2 but that taikura guy got so tired with only one body shot he got ko

[toxic socket]

Did they hit each other after the fight? I hope so

[dapper blaze]

Khamzat?

[abstract finch]

[toxic socket]

Like khabib connor

[dapper blaze]

Nah they were chill asf

[toxic socket]

Better nothing then

[toxic socket]

Thank goodness I fell asleep

[dapper blaze]

Gonna wait for ufc 329

[toxic socket]

No

[dapper blaze]

Main card

Conor

[fleet rose]

Only iOS users can redeem codes?

[granite yarrow]

huh no who said so

[tawdry owl]

WTF @unborn smelt

[slim jay]

how i can resolve the problem with jump bug?

[tawdry owl]

Yo niko show me ur inv bcz i think i met u ingame once

[fleet rose]

The announcementss cause it said iOS users

[ember reef]

Anyone knows how to get 2v2elite tag

[abstract finch]

dm @silk moth

[livid abyss]

🐙

[toxic socket]

Gogogo

[rough goblet]

Vro what the helly

[toxic socket]

My bed

[rough goblet]

Aren't pfps reportable

[toxic socket]

Yes

[noble dagger]

[toxic socket]

But the Austrian painter cant be banned

[livid abyss]

Cheating again?

😭

[rough goblet]

Past

[umbral basalt]

I open discord and this is the first thing I see

[livid abyss]

Xd

[abstract finch]

Close it

[pastel berry]

Raus mit DIRRRRR!

[tawdry owl]

Whats the requirement to be a content creator

[livid abyss]

Touching kids

Mb

Had to say it

[tawdry owl]

Yo😭

[pastel berry]

Lern Deutsch!

[toxic socket]

Yoooo

[tawdry owl]

I bet content creatots get all the cool skins bro

[abstract finch]

They do

[livid abyss]

Yup

[tawdry owl]

Man i dont have a credit card to get skins

[dapper blaze]

He know austrian german

He good

[toxic socket]

Not the good skins but they get gold for videos

[tawdry owl]

Ah

So js get paid as much as a temu worker? 50 Gold per hr

[livid abyss]

Dan how u wanna be content creator

[tawdry owl]

I dont, im just asking

[timid salmon]

new codes?

[pastel berry]

Bro I write to you in german. How dare you use this pfp if you dont know the culture and damage!

[toxic socket]

@dapper blaze 10 minutes dominance its insane

[abstract finch]

#📣│announcements

[dapper blaze]

That’s what im saying

[tawdry owl]

thanks for giving me a common skin for 24hrs

so greatfull for it fr

[dapper blaze]

Sean Brady dominated for 12 min straight

[blissful plume]

people, what is better for me to buy 50 dice or 3k gold?

[tawdry owl]

3k gold

[umbral basalt]

Alright

[tawdry owl]

if you have like another 2-3k from ur inv with 5-6k u get a good skin inv

[blissful plume]

100% recommended?

[tawdry owl]

Well, if you like gambling then go for it

But with only 50 dice it isnt quite worth the risk

[blissful plume]

i also have de roulete t agent

[tawdry owl]

Holy

[blissful plume]

wwana see something?

[unborn smelt]

nah

[tawdry owl]

You rich rich

[unborn smelt]

I'm broke

[tawdry owl]

Yes

[tawdry owl]

Okeyy

[blissful plume]

give me a moment

[tawdry owl]

Alr

[blissful plume]

I'll pass it on to you dm

[solid field]

Guys

How to play face it

[tawdry owl]

Alr

[slim jay]

how i can resolve the problem with jump bug?

[solid field]

Guys how to play face it

[rough goblet]

Idk man ask chat gpt

[solid field]

Ok

[rough goblet]

Omg he's actually doing it

[solid field]

Ok I'm asking chatgpt

[granite yarrow]

any zyngapoker players

[loud rover]

Someone wanna Scrim?

[dapper blaze]

Used to play not anymore

[solid field]

Bro I'm join face it and I'm create acc listen is not have standoff2 face it

[spark bane]

code new ???

[slim jay]

how i can resolve the problem with jump bug?

[wet sandal]

hi ppl

[twilit geyser]

Great game i would say

Full of cheaters bruh

[ruby basin]

@rough goblet lets push allies

im elite aswell

[rough goblet]

Playing with someone else rn

[lucid ether]

i agree with you

[sharp plover]

Wsp

[lucid ether]

are there any arabs??

[toxic socket]

Rest in peace kyana

[ember reef]

Anyone know how to show fps and battery in game?

Seems like there don't have the option in my so2 now.

[toxic socket]

On the screen to edit the controls

Up down prob u Will see It, just click on It and Next opacity u will se an eye

[ember reef]

Are u sure in the controls setting?

I didn't find any options in settings

[toxic socket]

100%

Im in Game now so i cant show

[ember reef]

Well

[ember reef]

I opened it before but now I can't find option

[raw ferry]

Controls-Customization

[ember reef]

Thanks I remembered it didn't there before

[sharp plover]

Someone want

Play

[tiny ember]

[amber bronze]

Swear to god everyone is playing weird

[sharp plover]

[amber bronze]

Like no way I am washed

[tiny ember]

welcome to mobail community

[amber bronze]

Because why do you not do what I predict you to do?!

[sharp plover]

How many chance hit the knife if i buy GOLD PASS

[tiny ember]

Console player gamesense > 80% mobile player gamesense

[amber bronze]

What does that mean

[tiny ember]

solid 0

[tiny ember]

son

[sharp plover]

No way

…

[alpine bluff]

True

[tiny ember]

son there's no knife in current bp

[noble dagger]

[digital pewter]

How wants me to help you grow rank dm

[knotty pivot]

🐈

[tiny ember]

how

[sharp plover]

Premium case is knife

[sharp plover]

Omg

Forgit

Forgot

[mental halo]

how to role?

[willow flower]

[rough goblet]

How long he banned for

[toxic socket]

Whole acc

I mean he have the whole reich itself

Ofc permanent

[abstract turtle]

[limpid imp]

can someone help me in allies

I'm an elite fallen down to pheonix 🫩🫩 all because of cheaters and legends

[rough goblet]

Fahhh 😭

[umbral basalt]

W

[brittle berry]

Hy chat

[sullen jay]

Hello guys does anyone know how to increase gold faster??

[ember reef]

Buy it

[abstract finch]

Win tournaments with 700 ping.

Works all the time 😁

[sullen jay]

Without money bro I'm broke

[foggy minnow]

[sullen jay]

There are none available rn 😕

[abstract finch]

Sadly we're too bad to be in them

[sullen jay]

Fr

[celest bloom]

🥀

[brittle berry]

Guys best server for comp?

[sullen jay]

Depends on where u live

[brittle berry]

India

[sullen jay]

Singapore

[rare forum]

tes

[mossy saddle]

bro how

[rare forum]

t

[brittle berry]

💁

[brittle berry]

Yhh I do play singapore but players be lefting the game in the mid

[brittle berry]

How? What?👁️👁️

[sullen jay]

Are u a low ranker ?

[brittle berry]

Yhhh

Hehe unranked rn

[sullen jay]

That's the problem, try to get calibrated as soon as the season starts

And also try to maintain your rank above gold

[brittle berry]

I seee

[sullen jay]

Cuz low rank players don't care about their rank

[brittle berry]

Now it makes sense

Thnx mate which server r u btw

[opaque bison]

anyone allies 1800+

[stuck seal]

Not permanent tho

[sullen jay]

Same bro I'm from india too 😅

[toxic socket]

Welcome back

[stuck seal]

I will be unbanned tomorrow

[toxic socket]

With an alt

[winged warren]

[toxic socket]

Really? When i put something similar It was permanent

[stuck seal]

So stand ready for my arrival✌️😂

[stuck seal]

Idk it said untill may 10

So i will be unbanned tomorrow

[alpine bluff]

Do you own the blue gem twilight

[shrewd beacon]

pysda

[alpine bluff]

Ak

[shrewd beacon]

hi crocs

[alpine bluff]

Hello

[shrewd beacon]

no fonted?? 🖊️

😔

[toxic socket]

The one i sent?

[alpine bluff]

Yes

[toxic socket]

Yeah

[alpine bluff]

Holy

Can i see it for myself

Like

Ingame?

[toxic socket]

Im in Game but if its cancelled ok

For now 9/10 15 secs left

[alpine bluff]

Okay

[toxic socket]

Nah

It cancelled

Send id

[stuck seal]

Will sun rise again?

[alpine bluff]

Okay

Check dm

[toxic socket]

Playing with fire

[stuck seal]

Yrah definitely not good idea😭

[brittle berry]

I seee it's rare to see indian SO2 players frr

[ember reef]

Lots Indian players in sg server

[brittle berry]

I seee

[sullen jay]

Yes bro but they're common in singapore server

[brittle berry]

Well Guess I'll go rank up see ya guys

[narrow folio]

Nice feet posting in announcement channel

[ember reef]

Hey how to get elite role
Is it contact moderator?

[narrow folio]

Contact the standoff2 bot

[ember reef]

Then what I need to do

[narrow folio]

Just DM it

[ember reef]

It don't works

[abstract finch]

Not available today

[ember reef]

Well

[granite yarrow]

yes and u need to send an ss and add the mods bot account to verify

[ember reef]

Hey did u know how to solve the problem

[ember reef]

I send the photo

[granite yarrow]

what problem

[ember reef]

8:3 lose

It shows me left

After the match I left but I already won the match

[river spear]

If you leave, you leave

-60mmr for you

Deserved

[granite yarrow]

but if u exit when the red warning appeared while leaving

then its ur fault

[ember reef]

I did it before never happen like this

[abstract finch]

You left before the game ended

[ember reef]

I already won so I think leave early is allowed

[granite yarrow]

in 1v1s?idk actually but u left before the real time of game

so that's why

[ember reef]

Nah it's the first time

[river spear]

Nub

Is not

[ember reef]

What u mean

U think u pro?

[livid abyss]

Nope

[knotty pivot]

🐈

[normal falcon]

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[sullen jay]

Guys does anyone know how to increase gold faster?

[normal falcon]

Buy

[ember reef]

[sullen jay]

Doesn't work in my case

[normal falcon]

Sell skins

Invest

Gamble

Lose everything

[livid abyss]

Go work

[sullen jay]

I do but it's pretty slow, do u know any faster method?

[lavish pebble]

Penguins are literally the most powerful species on Earth.

[livid abyss]

Nuh uh

It’s octopus

🐙

[sullen jay]

This might work but I'm underaged rn 😕

[abstract finch]

I am

[lavish pebble]

Do you really think penguins are just a bunch of walking birds?

No！

[livid abyss]

Nur

[livid abyss]

Explain further

[sullen jay]

Whether chan
Gift me some gold plz

[abstract finch]

They're a bunch of walking fat birds

[livid abyss]

Xd

[lavish pebble]

In fact, they possess the usage rights to the whole Earth.

[sour star]

yes

[sullen jay]

[sour star]

that have also been blessed with the ability to swim

but thats all they can do

[lavish pebble]

At this point, you guys probably think I'm full of it, or even that I'm some kind of penguin spy.

[livid abyss]

If u are we cook u n we eat u

[lavish pebble]

I hereby deliver to you the imperial edict — straight from the penguins themselves.

[noble dagger]

[lavish pebble]

So、Please transfer me $99.90 to cover the one-year pardon that stops the penguins from attacking all Standoff 2 players

10 penguin mercenaries in B-2 bombers are en route to your location. Pay up. 🐧💣

[ember reef]

We can spend 10 seconds defuse them

[lavish pebble]

No no no, you guys are way too naive.

Based on experimental proof, one penguin can defeat up to 100 humans.

[ember reef]

U aren't invincible

[ember reef]

Fake news

[lavish pebble]

and penguins often pilot B-2 bombers.

[lavish pebble]

why

[ember reef]

Why u are

[lavish pebble]

It is real!

[ember reef]

Prove it

[lavish pebble]

Those who don’t believe this conclusion have surely been brainwashed by humans.

[tiny ember]

[ember reef]

Are u penguin?

[hollow widget]

i won 9 games out of 10 and i got master in allies

meh

[ember reef]

Win 8 lose 2 got elite

[lavish pebble]

If it's fake, I'll go eat KFC.

[lavish pebble]

No

[ember reef]

If human rob ur phone just say it

[hollow widget]

is the mail bot aint working?

[abstract finch]

Not available today

[tiny ember]

holiday or sum shi

[hollow widget]

ic

[lavish pebble]

GuGugaga

[tiny ember]

u are not penguinminstator

[lavish pebble]

How did you find out?

[tiny ember]

🦛

[lavish pebble]

🐧🐧🐧🐧

[plain pagoda]

small lil fih

[rough goblet]

[knotty pivot]

🐈

[rough goblet]

🐇

[harsh hatch]

[agile jacinth]

legend rank has become so common nowadays

[rough goblet]

Legend ranks are basically peasants ✌️

[sonic fractal]

Hi

[rough goblet]

👋

[livid abyss]

lol

[abstract finch]

Untill

[abstract turtle]

Void of thought

[abstract finch]

Hi

[stuck seal]

So what abt lower ranks?
Are they cockroach?😔

[knotty pivot]

Bronze > The Legend

[devout bobcat]

Saturday & Sunday as holidays 🥀

[tiny ember]

🦕

[toxic socket]

Trueee

[ember reef]

I don't think a normal player can be bronze rank

[abstract turtle]

They’re obsolete

[stuck seal]

Why?

It is easy tho

[abstract finch]

Harder to reach bronze than the legend.

[devout bobcat]

I need toyota of teammates

[stuck seal]

Moment before showering

[devout bobcat]

Instead of teammates who think they’re the main character

[abstract turtle]

Hilux

[devout bobcat]

Recipe for “no teamwork coordination”

Average gold lobby:

Treating comp like defuse🥀

[tiny ember]

U owe me vario 125 defeat

[devout bobcat]

You owe me elite ball knowledge

[tiny ember]

[opaque iris]

Why use announcements for memes instead of the meme channel

zzz

Or is it because only axlebolt role has access to talk in it

[tiny ember]

peak russian braincells

[stuck seal]

Vzx wanna play?

@abstract turtle

[toxic socket]

Cause they have more time for making a silly meme than making updates

[opaque iris]

updates are almost always in the works

last time I remembered Kamegami doesn't work for so2 either

smarty

[tiny ember]

He's the lead yapper in this server

[toxic socket]

Dont defend 3 skins and 30 bugs update bruh

[opaque iris]

2nd most goated next to turan?

[tiny ember]

He nothing compared to him

Turan atleast does something lol

[opaque iris]

I got banned for overly insulting the devs, hope that says something, but I'm just saying Kamegami (who posted the meme), does not have any role (probably) in the updates for standoff 2

[abstract turtle]

My fps

[opaque iris]

↑

[toxic socket]

@ember reef yes, its me

[ember reef]

Are you play it seriously?

[toxic socket]

Always tryhard

Bronze is bad rank?

[sonic fractal]

Oh hello honey

[ember reef]

Well

[knotty pivot]

bro got muted 😭

[ember reef]

That's the worst

[alpine bluff]

Its good

[tiny ember]

Back then u can get insta ban just by mentioning "update when" during pre release zone 9

[alpine bluff]

Being bronze is harder than being the legend

[opaque iris]

Lol

[tiny ember]

they had to purge the chat btw

[opaque iris]

if u play with a blindfold, on mute and idk

[alpine bluff]

Try getting bronze

[opaque iris]

why would I

💔

[alpine bluff]

You'll see its difficult

Especially if you have gamesense

[opaque iris]

Bronze rank is difficult?

[alpine bluff]

You just have to lose

Every match

Which is painfully long

And boring

[ember reef]

Just quit the every match

[abstract finch]

[abstract finch]

30 min ban:

[blissful laurel]

👋

[alpine bluff]

And then also wait through the ban?

[tiny ember]

The increasing per 24h ban :

[abstract finch]

And it stacks

[opaque iris]

10 standoff 2 updates worth of matchmaking ban

[alpine bluff]

Hi

[abstract turtle]

What

[blissful laurel]

Then is 4days

[abstract finch]

[alpine bluff]

Hi

[blissful laurel]

Hai friend

[abstract finch]

[toxic socket]

Na bro im pro wdym

[alpine bluff]

Hru

[alpine bluff]

Hi man

[tiny ember]

I once got a week ban during old province (white horse) one

[abstract turtle]

Hello

[toxic socket]

👋

[alpine bluff]

WHAT could you have possibly done

[ember reef]

Just tell the truth bro

[alpine bluff]

Hru

[abstract finch]

Gud

[blissful laurel]

I’m got 14days ban :D

[tiny ember]

Leave mid match obviously

[alpine bluff]

Hru

[knotty pivot]

@stuck seal told me to tell u that he got muted

[abstract turtle]

Sick

[alpine bluff]

😭😭

How many times

[toxic socket]

So.. want 1vs1?

[alpine bluff]

Any better?

[tiny ember]

not my type of mode tbh

[abstract turtle]

Poor guy

[tiny ember]

too slow

[ember reef]

Maybe but I am noob

[abstract turtle]

Barely

[ember reef]

Dm me

[alpine bluff]

Barely is better than nothing

[blissful laurel]

Nah u not

[toxic socket]

Im eating rn later we do it

[ember reef]

Well

[toxic socket]

First i need to get drunk

[abstract turtle]

I guess

[toxic socket]

I dont play sober

[alpine bluff]

That's crazy

[toxic socket]

[blissful laurel]

The team8 sometimes make me crazy(with some lag)

But is ok

Is just a game

[abstract turtle]

My skill is capped upto a certain point and I cannot reach it until i am on more than 60 fps

[blissful laurel]

[blissful plume]

people, post a photo on the photo channel, if you could give me your opinion on how you think the roulette agents' prices will be?

[blissful laurel]

I got killed behind wall and WHERE from did I got killed or hit

Almost say the bad words

[barren swallow]

meow

🐈

[tiny ember]

I can make u go insane

[rough socket]

We need a movie on the Z9 project.

[blissful laurel]

Pls no :(

[blissful laurel]

👍 👍

[blissful laurel]

Miaw

🐱

[proud fog]

Bro. Where can I see the redeem of codes.

[rough goblet]

[wispy sparrow]

Anyone down for scrim

[proud fog]

Where can I redeem the codes??? I can't find it

[abstract finch]

Events tab on the right

[knotty pivot]

🐈

[proud fog]

Thanks

[abstract finch]

[knotty pivot]

Hru

[rough goblet]

Defenestration ❤️

[glacial dove]

[abstract finch]

🎻 🎹

[shrewd beacon]

[rough goblet]

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[rough goblet]

🐇

Fihh

[rough goblet]

Catfihh

[sly fox]

weirdos

[rough goblet]

Meanie

[sly fox]

chat becomes a comment section on tt

[noble dagger]

[sharp plover]

Wazaap guys

[sly fox]

meaningless messages

[rough goblet]

Bass

[rough goblet]

But is funni

🥹

[sly fox]

it's not

[rough goblet]

😕

[sharp plover]

What new game u start play

Boss

If its not secreet

[sly fox]

definitely genshin impact

[normal falcon]

Angry bird

[abstract turtle]

Then you should buy some skins that will increase in the future
So that if you return in the future
You could expect more gold

[sharp plover]

Ohh

[sly fox]

as expected

[sharp plover]

Not bad game

But standoff way betther

But its gona get bored after some time brawl stars

Belive me

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[sharp plover]

Yee i understand u

Can u check dm

[abstract turtle]

Probably asking for gold

I know it

[sharp plover]

Yes i ask is real or fake ai

Not for myself

[abstract turtle]

Ofc its real

[sharp plover]

Ooh i ask only

No any mad

Yeah i understand u i now play standoff serius but i wait my pc then start play it more chill

[devout bobcat]

Nabs

[abstract turtle]

No

[rough goblet]

U noob

[alpine wren]

Hey, does anyone know how I can make gold? I already have 550 gold

[devout bobcat]

Dig more

[rough goblet]

Gambell

[alpine wren]

What do you mean by that?

[alpine wren]

Lol

[abstract turtle]

Go in cave and mine for more

[abstract finch]

Go to dino's dig

[devout bobcat]

The standoofers yearn for the mines

[naive mango]

Hello, is it worth to buy like commons fable skins to sell like in a year?

[alpine wren]

[alpine wren]

And whats that?

[abstract finch]

You should know it

[alpine wren]

Well I don't

[rough goblet]

Nuh

[sharp plover]

Hey bro

Oh i undarstand u

[naive mango]

Thx, btw is there any other ways to get battlepass xp or i am cooked?

[sharp plover]

If u need good ac

I can

Gave u

Mine

[rain sinew]

Can some one give me gold pls my id 268159066

[sharp plover]

Have a lot brawlers with max level

[livid abyss]

That’s not how ppl give gold

[rain sinew]

Than how

[molten flint]

chat, patern for full red/pick new AKR "twilight"?

[livid abyss]

U go work like everybody

[abstract finch]

You put the numbers on the card to your phone then you can get gold

[livid abyss]

Or u do dat

[rain sinew]

I work bro but my parent dont let me buy

[livid abyss]

How old are u?

[rain sinew]

15

[hexed igloo]

good parent

[random vapor]

Your name is so tuff twin ong
How much u got it for ?

I might get nitro js for this ngl

[abstract finch]

€9.99

[random vapor]

U need nitro to use it right ?

[abstract finch]

Yes

Or you can grind orbs for 3 days of nitro

[hexed igloo]

not worth it

[random vapor]

Who tf would do this

[abstract turtle]

Just 5 where i live

[hexed igloo]

i have like 20k orbs cause idk what to do with it

[abstract finch]

I used to, before just getting tired of it

[devout bobcat]

What kind of family who doesn’t let him buy using his own cash

I’ll sue the heck out of the family and get adopted by someone else tbf

Give me that house ownership

[rough goblet]

Only missions

[devout bobcat]

Deco spree

[rough goblet]

You buy me stuff

[devout bobcat]

I live by the line “Buy first, regret later”

Shoot first, aim later

[rough goblet]

Very practical

[hexed igloo]

wall text of doom

[errant halo]

Any code
@everyone

[blissful plume]

dunno

[rough goblet]

Istg

What kind of mf pings everyone to ask for a code

Just check the damn announcements bruv

It's not that hard

[abstract finch]

Why is unc crashing out for a mention

[rough goblet]

I'm sowwy mama

I be good now

[unborn scroll]

@opaque iris

Nevermind bro

[opaque iris]

What

[unborn scroll]

You didn't get your rank yet

😹

[opaque iris]

Comms officer is offline

Or not available on weekends

[unborn scroll]

😭

[keen basin]

Hi bro how do I claim the promo code

[abstract finch]

Events tab

[keen basin]

Thanks sm

[tiny ember]

@rough goblet

[rough goblet]

[abstract turtle]

Plz give me code

[rough goblet]

Stap

[tiny ember]

code before i devour u

[rough goblet]

I cryings

[keen basin]

GOODWEEKENDS

[tiny ember]

balls revelated

[abstract turtle]

@tiny ember Can you tell me why the corner of my screen is yellow now

[tiny ember]

son