#💬│english-chat
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LOL
gut gut
NOT GUT
I wouldn’t wanna hire someone who takes screenshots and weaponizes them
u men gon give me gray hairs
Exactly
me mom no grey hair men
Good luck tho
blud said 32
scheise
r u 33?
u gave me gray hair
Clearly its not as if im threatening to use them
Its for a reason
And thats to ensure that such rule violations may not occur again

r u in the range of 30-50?
my music taste is that old
gold gold gold gold

buy me w your first paycheck
according to my calculations
u are 21
That’s some weird behavior though
men ur emoji so funny it make me laugh men
i had stable income since 15
this slavery men?
okay u must be 18 then

i cant buy men that illegal
buy you?
@abstract finch 10 minutes left for u to change ur name
you as a men?
is ur bday on 3rd nov
not things?

men u scaring me
june
no way.
I don't think so
me aswell
3rd june ?
im june 5
Whatever you say
Its all for a reason however
we june pros men
24 june ?
im june 12st
close
22
Hi June 5
nc
got it ?
Go get your blue role buddy

no😭
I'm trying
ice means far away
27 then ?
Well try harder
its a childrens game

im not aware
maybe i buy you men, we same month

yay
good, june 5th
ok but dont save men
scheise
men get ur license
germans are lowkey german like ppl
me deutsch
on it men 🫡
mine sucks
czech?
i drift w trikes
doing vrrrr
well its acc polish name, armenian cake, manufactured in czechia soo
@sudden robin 5 minutes
buddy change ur name now
I'm laughing
trikes are fun men
yes men, if u have time send me more clips men
i need reference men, i judge
what video
👍
drifting w trike
and also so2 men
ill find sum
no
you are sooo goooood

i am the bad one
Is it possible for someone using cheats to get your account banned? I just played against a cheater three times and the game banned me out of nowhere.
i love ur gamesense
It's 300 gold omg
and ur gameplay
And I don't ban the cheater
Is your device jailbroken or rooted by any chance
aint no way
you’re almost as good as martin
its acc gold
I don't have anything unusual on my device.
what a shame
he was into minors and kids
i doubt that
Yess
I lost my main account for playing against a cheater in a duel.
skill issue
Hahahah good
What to do with 300 gold
That's what I don't understand about the game, why am I getting banned if the cheater was the other guy?
Rather buy some containers
welcome men

Watch out someone is gonna take a screenshot and report you
june pro men
shh
Your secret is safe with me


nah im good g
Called it
What's ur id
yes yes
pretty pleaseeee
Join my link plz
hellnah
You should report this through the Helpdesk: https://help.standoff2.com/en/
ur my ex
They'll keep putting it dw
cheated on me
okay, this time ill turn on voice chat and ill try to give accurate info
just pleaseee
come
accurate? last time u told me guy was long and it turned out he was aps
but i said sorry
My ID or the cheater's?
😭😭😭
pleaseee just 1 more game
Reopen the game
no

Guys what to buy with 300g !
we actually won that match
thanks to him
Default knife best
@viscid swan Delete him
silver mindset men
Why iam arab
you become strong w knife men
No speak arabic
get out
I serch arab to play
im not playing w u
Ok
I could help you but I won’t
sigma
Should I spam the year of the horse event crates

but i said sorryyyy 😔
I don't need skins
spam W's in kai cenat livestream for 10h
I mean mass buying them
Are you really legend
sorry doesnt change -45mmr
They’re giving legend to anyone these days
WE WON THAT MATCH

LMAO
another one
He's worth so much more than that 🥺
2 matches u said hes long and he turned out in aps
and the one match we won u was playing 3 kills 11 deaths
Me and @harsh hatch are so goated we only communicate after we win the match
good girl
100% win rate
Ofc
i said we won thanks to you, so i gave you the credit you deserve, now lets play another match, ill promise ill do good this time
and ill listen to whatever u say
@viscid swan what is your looksmaxxing history?
beg me and i could maybe do 1 match
i bet ur one of them
u too
i already asked you multiple times just for 1 match, and this time ill turn on voice chat just like last time, and i won’t give inaccurate infoo
my 2550mmr advice is, breathmaxx while peeking
alright, js one match and if we lose ill block u
i promise ill try my best
thankk youuu!!
Outrageous

boyy bye
i hope u get all the 40 mmr to finally reach 2,2k
dont laugh without my permission
before i leave
jeez they took a while to drop
I’m not touching rank ever again it’s just pointless after getting Legend
Nah push for more mmr
I actually knew a guy with 3.6k elo I had a lot of respect for him
Long story short he’s banned now

Not the best record I'd say
You can check through here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5323853-how-can-i-get-a-promo-code
Thx
🐐
Did your friend get unbanned
idk i haven’t talked to him
Our friend*
boyfriend*
@he!! no
Hell yes*
I’m so straight I can’t spell gya

i’m so straight i don’t got peripheral eye vision 💯
I hate this mascot so much
I wanna punch it in the face


Guys what is a promo code I can use im new to the game
@digital spruce
I checked that already and it didn't tell me
u left me buddy
did you read it ?
Yes, I tried to go to the links as well
sticker v sticker war?
We'd probably get muted
try searching standoff2 promo codes on tt or yt.
content creators will have them hidden in their video or whatever - i’ve personally never done it but pretty sure that sums it up
could be wrong tho
All that for temporary skins
Boyy just buy those crates for coins and you’ll get a temporary skin
a promo code doesn’t give you a perm skin? 😭💀
what is it just a crate?
if it just a crate that is sad lowkey
losing 4-6 rn cuz of ameya
What’s the best thing that was given
At the end
People are desperate
i thought it was like a perm skin that you can’t sell or something lol
temporary skin until you pull the highest perm rarity item after 173 crate pulls 💯
Where can I buy that butter
How good must’ve it felt
I could only imagine
@agile jacinth Boyyy how embarrassing byeee
wrong acc
What
lol
wait wait who’s flip i want to barge in the convo
delete
@sudden robin your a simp

only if u play another match sandstone
because dune is ct sided map

we lost 8-4 cuz of you
Leave the guy alone stop making him lose more elo
vroo
you literally baited me the whole match, i told u both to push site and i see you running mid and getting killed
i told you to boost
lets check stats
How ungrateful
Nice excuses
you did and as soon as the enemy showed up you move

consuming king
i screamed at microphone to not push
and she pushed without kills or damage
and didnt came back
This was expected
and i screamed to push site and you went mid and got insta killed
playing time doesn’t exist? buzallriggh

you screamed the n word
boyyy stop playin

i would never say that
wraith is entry frag can’t blame him for dying 5 seconds into the match
Cap
that’s what happens when you’re the best players on the team sometimes
with 3 kills
good trade
Medz is the person that the team gets as the backups backup
you’re so funny
made me laugh and giggle the whole match

hop on allies
okay
need to recover the 40mmr
Hell nah

we’ll win this time, sandstone is the best map for allies
when your team mate is a liability and you lose mmr after a beg queue they are anything less than backup
ill moan this time :))
Why you lying
One of my main objectives to play so2 was to have a 10k gold inventory
and thats done
Secondly i wanted triple legend
Which i did in s9
But the last thing i want is to beat the number one player from my country
mods ban i feel sexually harassed
you literally begged me to moan
u breathe loud in thr microphone
son im crine

check #📸│photos
I feel bad for ameyya
i love the people that just occasionally send a sticker in here
Just kidding
💀

I regret opening this server

actually i don’t want to play with @sudden robin , anyways martin is so much better ill just go duo with him
ur not a minor so he wont play with u
Crikey mate
bless martins mmr
martin has lower mmr than ameya
Hi guys
I think he’s smart enough to not queue with you
Goodnight
martin won 5 times against @sudden robin in a 1 v 1
i can send ss
he’s my bestfriend
Gn chud
@sudden robin is not the issue, it’s you

Yikes
jk u are
🤦🏽♀️
jk jk jk jk
isso foi ignorado...
jk to my jk
🙂
english pls
:))
We like to joke in here
I was ignored.
about your boosted rank
everyone gets ignored
Sorri papi
Can you carry @agile jacinth she needs help
have some faith papi
nice server tag
Okay, good night to you.
Goodnight goy
nice server tag gn goy
i opened 30 boxes rn
My English is awesome, isn't it?
not even a purple
Yuzz papi ju veri gud
haha, not only ur bad at the game but your bad at gambling
Am I considered Dominican now
Better then you in every imaginable way possible
Not better than ME tho right ladies
🙄
Sorry, I hadn't seen it.
discord drama but one sided beef
Does meyya not play competitively?
Nah he's great we played together a few times
frfr
He also drives an Aston Martin Valkyrie
Just a duel?
im never playing again with my voice chat on, you literally talked all match about how good and smooth my voice is, you were concentrated at my voice instead of the game
We only type in chat to remind them that a surrender button exists

@sudden robin #📸│photos message
this genuinely could be us when my fps is better
why we lying
alright but dont forget me later when u get helper

we?
I wish that happens 😭
Nah
I meant that i hopefully become a helper
😭
and then forget me
yes
that’s exactly what he is going to do
as soon as he gets that role
i didnt forget about the screen recording of you crying cuz i was in ur mind the whole time in ft
I would not forget you at once
I think you guys should be talking about this in dms
uhmm
marco so fine

I never thought I'd live to see the day of standoff son variants
Have you talked to @silk moth ?
when was the last time we facetimed
Now that i think of it
I might get him
i literally get flashbanged everytime i see him
Hey bro I appreciate your work for the community
@abstract turtle Are you going to ignore me when you become a helper too?
To put it simply
The job of a helper is to assist in queries related to the game and moderating the chat, insuring no rules are broken
And Not resolving any problems related to blames towards the developers or criticism etc
That’s why you ban sandstone
Wow that is so interesting, you have my vote
that’s why we lost in dune
I guess
and u also lost a person in friendslist
let me start crying now

like in face time u did?
boyy stop
ballrigh
mentioning that
Dont tell me you had the audacity to FaceTime this person
i knew her be4
you’re never getting that role
yeah… long story between us
stop texting my fake number btw
Control your emotions like ayanokouji and you will obtain it trust
its not real
That's, oddly sweet of you. Thanks.
it matters because your behaviour towards others is what gets you that role, and you still have a long way down the road
brohemian
Believe it or not I’m actually a very nice person
I mostly dont engage in arguments
Only reply with some sticker when i find it necessary

Pro answer
not towards me though
Well if you weren't you probably wouldn't be here right now
I guess
u weigh more than my car
omgg🙄
see, im always right
now sit down and stop being mean towards me
i may weigh more than your skinny ahh, and im only 54kg
per finger
my glutes weigh more than you
ew
with this type of behaviour im more than sure you’ll never get that role, because it doesn’t represent you
your not really a helper
i workout alot
touch grass
im touching
walking to the fridge is a lot to you?
walking to the fridge to only grab a glass of water
and milk
because im bulking
im kinda skinny
but not as skinny as u
Its just a sticker
Looks to be as your that sensitive that your literally asking me to stop over a lame sticker
a sticker with a meaning behind that
r u gonna cry?
i feel like you are disrespectful towards members when you use that sticker
nope
its just not good if your aim is to get that helper role
Imagine having a crashout over a sticker
Cant be me

idc abt helper role
the only thing you cant be is a helper🥀
Just help people why are you chasing a colored name
same

i would rather beg to homeless ppl for money than talk to u
but apparently he does care
I know for a fact this role isnt handed out to people that easily
I have to prove my worth
exactly
"wife"
You’re not proving anything by responding to her
and you are not proving a worthy member that helps people out
Airball her
I clicked on the auto suggestions
dont bother talking to her or sum
me aswell
boyy bye
goodnight
Bye chat
i wasnt talkin to u
Bye aswell
to whom was you


so we can conclude meya as an issue in the discord?
professional antagonizer who gets away bc shes a girl

w method
maybe she isnt a girl or sum
js saying
Shh
bro knows something we dont
lets not forget the fact that u cheated on me
but alright
hop on
voicechat?
dont be shy
lol np
aight
hop on
i search a team

Gey
Hello
wassup

Alex teach alex ways

@unkempt dagger he told me to ask u


How come

Kaboom

yo
Dab
the special nab 67
No 67; yes 52
Do you know of any European teams with French players on them, please? Smaller teams
These no promo code for the 9 y anniversary?
They're all idiots.
i hit 2200mmr on smurf
u hit 2100mmr on smurf
we were playong casual allies
today no one did death threaths to my familly
im happy
i dont think anyone gets banned
and they dont js ban people based on gameplay but also the software
ur smurf is higher than ur mains rank lol @final citrus
buddy u were texting dc in middle of game
every duo is the same tbh
one that is getting all the frag
one that is js there
but important
🐈
goodnight or sum
U didn't meow for me yet 💔
meow i guess gng
Meow me a goodnight
goodnight meowy ig
Just "meow"
Why
idk
Not even if I say please?
it just doesnt fit me

idk
Meow
good night
Anyways gn



one day i will surpass u in mmr
that day is close
🐈
is he pc tho
everyone im asking says idk
aaaaand i got my excuse ready
pc bot
tbh i could beat anyone in 1v1
only deagle or m40
akr is neutral
2550 mmr is not hard to reach in this game
in season 10 i was
and i started 10 months ago
No difference
come to turkish chat
This game isnt complicated, its beginner friendly
Dont feel like it
nice ragebait tho
Its not ragebait its genuinely just true
actually ur right
Average russian has 2500+ mmr
everyone should be like 2500mmr its kinda easy
It is easy, thats what im saying
Sup what phones you guys on rn
Children
samsung fridge
W
thx
I'm on the fold 6 rn
What crease
my old alt phone is samsung s21 fe and gets 120fps on high
old phone tho
I only get the ultra
thats bad
Rip
@thin whale 1v1 me again
Sorry who are ya?
the one u cried to in allies
Im better than you both, english comm is not at my level
we had a 1v1 deal
Huh?
bruh
When
Im 4k mmr, because im cool unlike english comm

my peak was 6,5k light work
With lying i can have 10 million mmr
cap
But im not lying, im 4k mmr sigma
Thats why its a lie mate
@viscid swan send a ballistic missile to his home
"with lying"
ur not 10 million mmr pal
*german
Hes still part of english comm in so2
😂😂😂
why do u still have elite badge
ur actually kinda dumb
teach me how to get legend badge
my tickets dont work
i created ticket 2 days ago
idk if i did it wrong
i dont even know if it was ticket

alr
Yeah but my stats are better, i also was double legend
damm
Who wants Screenshot proof
thats not even hard
no one
I also used to be number 1 esports player but then they banned me for playing too well
They said i can see into the future
ballrighhtt
Only lie i told today
4k mmr was not a lie btw
No Duo, im one man army
after 3k and a good duo it is achievable
i did 2,4k only solo
mmr inflation is crazy
bad night
bitter dreams
i hope ur skateboard breaks in ur dream
idk
gn
why do i have to be this goated


Hi guys
ur early
balriiight
Hi
what are the updates added on yesterday?
Idk if my teammates are that good or are they seeing the enemy through the walls
i think their sounds are turned on
I don’t think you can hear someone far away
depends on what u meen by far away
i mean distance
and even if so, u can just have game sense
There aren’t that much hackers in game anymore so iprob
I've seen only one cheater in last 13 matches
Enable 3d sound.
So what rank will I get in competitive if I only won 4 times? 
Whenever i heard footsteps, I'll keep my crosshair toward that sound especially if enemy on other side pretending that i have wallhack then got mass reported 
🐈
4 as in what
Unranked
4 out of 10?
Ye 😭
like 4 win and 6 lose?
I mean I have one last match
Idk , never had that low win. My highest win streak calibration is at 8/10 and final placement is at elite. Both season 9 & 10
Probably phoenix
guys is there anyway i can send an ticket to axlebolt?
Head to their official website
do you know the link?
I recently just got back in the game, I played when there were no ranks so that's why I'm curious of my outcome will be
since when i messaged the bot nobody is reponding for 4 days
The rank system got revamped recently. U can get to master/elite easier than before
The bot is broken 
Ohh I see thank you for answering my questions ✌️✌️😆😆

is that the only way to message them?
There's another one thru their website but i cant type link here
can you send me on private message?
They finna mute me for 1h 
Feels good
I don't care if I get the opportunity or not I'll not let a single person break the rules
@steady portal yeah , it tooks several days for them to respond. Thats where i report cheaters too and got response within a week.

gimme ur id
i think they hate u
Your rank is determined by several factors and the most prominent factor is your kill to death ratio and how good you play and how many rounds you win
allright
because I just found out one thing
that I had very old account
with many skins
and?
say wallahi bro say wallahi
but i remember i lost it because Facebook deleted my account and from that i couldnt login on standoff2. But i literally have everything from it for example bought gold and everything
that was like 6 years ago
something like that
they won't help u. u just need to cantact for help facebook. not axle
it was my problem too
really?
yes
isn't it kinda to late
Oh retrieving old account is almost impossible
be optimistic.
be realistic.
well good luck tho. I also have old account too and its been 2 years since i tried recovering it
Do it until you achieve it
get a job for example
I will fry ur kid
I will fry your chicks 
Nuh uh , I'll fry first
U don't even have one

xo
Hi
Did u eat?
Never
omg
I dont need food
Babies soul
bad
Breakfast? Theres not like.. 15:00?
Nope, close, i eat late
Fair enough
Bros not gonna leak a single fact about his life just in case
Im trying hard
Privacy isn't a lack of personality it's a lifestyle
how could i trust you?
come my discord
👋 
Me
I don’t know what is boosting but i am interested in the gold so if i could i would
@toxic socket what is boosting please? If you can explain
booster asking to get boosted
Basically if his account is a silver he wants somebody up him to legend
Whether playing with him or playing on his account
Ah so its rank boosting
Thank you for explaining
Whether
Do you think I can do that?
Nah
Hi
Ah
First improve yourself~
Yeah
~~
As i said for a newbie u r not bad
Yeah thank you i will
But not even close to boost an acc to legend
I was just interested in the gold
Ah okay
I thought it was something easy
But if it was easy he wouldn’t be asking for it
Understandable

First time being polite?
Hello
Recovered? From losing a ranked match
Im going to play some defuse if anybody want to join
Lvl 4 right now
Yo
🐇



Good morning
...
?
Which one
Iphone 12
@unborn smelt do ur thing
Wrong channel
@silk kraken rule 9
You aint getting helper
Same thing for me
I can be it indirectly
I’ve given up the prospect
What device





