💬│english-chat

[olive rock]

Anyone upto give me 300 gold?
Ill rank up to elite on behalf.😭

[dark sun]

[neat mauve]

Didnt u ask giveaway for spslg

[empty nexus]

What could this possibly mean

[olive rock]

Spslg?

[neat mauve]

Someone like from hejt (I think) had like a epstin bio

[empty nexus]

What abt it

[neat mauve]

Yes you wrote that " is there any giveaway"

[olive rock]

Where?

[neat mauve]

Doesn't it make weird? I feel it's weird bc the prices

[neat mauve]

Bro you wrote in spslg clan

[olive rock]

Bruh Ik

[vapid cedar]

Boosted

[neat mauve]

Lemme forward

[olive rock]

Yes pls

Oh yes what was the giveaway?

[neat mauve]

@olive rock you asked giveaway like 10:18 pm( for me) gmt +8

[neat mauve]

It's none

[olive rock]

Bruh one guy told me that this server giveaway 1500 gold ig

[neat mauve]

Who

[rich crow]

They did

[olive rock]

Promotion in other clan..

[rich crow]

But temporary 1500 golf

[neat mauve]

fahhhh (upper case)

[olive rock]

Temporary?

[neat mauve]

I was not expecting him

[olive rock]

I'm trying to sell my mantis but the price aint going up

[neat mauve]

Go to website

[olive rock]

I bought it for 1240g and it's 1300 rn

[olive rock]

Which?

[neat mauve]

For so2 market bets

[neat mauve]

Hmm I would play safe and call it and see in 2 days

[olive rock]

Like even if I sell it for 1500 it would be a loss

[olive rock]

Oh

[olive rock]

What happens there?

[neat mauve]

If there is high price or not

[primal ether]

hello

[olive rock]

Share link pls

[olive rock]

Hlw

[neat mauve]

Uhh alr

[vapid cedar]

Stardenburdenhardenbah

[distant plume]

Pls promo code

[heavy scroll]

When the update

[slate solstice]

[heavy scroll]

When is the update? Today?

[narrow gull]

today or 10th maybe

[grand shell]

guys update coming?

like these hours

[full scroll]

When is that update already available

[maiden umbra]

he patient

This standoff players got no patience ong

[grand shell]

no,update now and release sbr episode 2

[cobalt dock]

When standoff remastered coming ?

[atomic oxide]

Who wanna be my competitive teammate

Me and my cousin

Are together

[maiden umbra]

What rank

[atomic oxide]

Gold 4…

Because of

[maiden umbra]

server?

[atomic oxide]

Bad teams

[atomic oxide]

Russia

[solemn harness]

I finished napping when all of a sudden I felt a pressure in my intestines. I slowly stood up, put the shoes on and with the light step started walking. I opened the door of my room and went down the stairs. I entered the bathroom, closed the door and locked myself in. My eyes pierced the toilet paper stand- there were only few sheets of toilet paper left. "Is that going to be enough" - I said to myself. I took the risk and decided to sit on the toilet. My hemorrhoids decided to be on my side that day and everything went easy if we ignore the fact that some water from the toilet bowl splashed my cheeks. I remember sitting there for another 3 minutes and looking straight at the toilet paper. Once again i thought "is that really going to be enough of it"? With my hands shaking I slowly reached torwards the small paper roll. I took a piece and wiped. - clean.
I took another one just to see check if I'm tripping or not -once again it wasn't dirty at all. "This has to be my lucky day" I said to myself smirking.

-sometimes it is worth taking a risk

[maiden umbra]

ID

[cobalt dock]

Aim love Ukrainie in chat

[atomic oxide]

Ye but not rn ok?

[cobalt dock]

[atomic oxide]

162807765 ill tell when we can play

[fickle lotus]

Guys the update is like gta 6

We gotta wait 13 years

[cobalt dock]

and 1 day later

[fickle lotus]

Fym one day later?

Is it actually coming tomorrow?

[cobalt dock]

Not confirmed

[fickle lotus]

Oh ok

[opaque patio]

Where do i report wall hacks

[cobalt dock]

Ticket

And write to the moderators

[opaque patio]

Write specifically to mods ? It is like a ticket

[cobalt dock]

• his id

[opaque patio]

I guess ticket would be enough

I have a screenshot shot on his profile

Will do

Thank you man

[cobalt dock]

Np

[opaque patio]

Btw can u put a hashtag to the Chanel where i can creat one

Cuz it is not visible to me

[cobalt dock]

FAQ and u have comms officer

And Write a private message and I will reply that you need to make a ticket

[opaque patio]

Mucho gracias

[cobalt dock]

[final citrus]

[shy goblet]

when do y all think the new update will come?

[narrow briar]

Whens the update?

[shy goblet]

i heard on tiktok right now at 6pm

[native lagoon]

r u sure thats rare brah?

💔

i mean, idk what are those medals tbh

[shy goblet]

or something like that

[final citrus]

It's old battle pass medal

And to have more then 1 you needed a bug that's be patched making it more rare

[native lagoon]

i said "lemme ask chat gpt" abt the medals

thats why i said that 🙏

[final citrus]

What's was the point of asking if you just gonna ask ChatGPT

[native lagoon]

bcz i wasnt sure abt that🙏

[final citrus]

[dark sun]

gpt is suck

[royal urchin]

Can anyone get me an AK Ice Wing?

[dark sun]

why

[native lagoon]

if you give me 100g i will

[royal urchin]

I don't even have enough for myself.

[native lagoon]

💔

[crimson needle]

FAQ too

[native lagoon]

you dont have skins or anyhing?

[vague dew]

Can i report somewhere 2ppl? Theyr turning off internet and turning on, because i get knifed and he tps behind me

[devout bobcat]

Nice timed ak

[native lagoon]

or maybe they have 999 ping as usual russian user and you have better wi-fi🙏

[vague dew]

its not trust me, doesnt work like that i was playing sandstone allies, he was in long back near ct spawn i was in site he tp and js knife us both in a sec while we far away from eachother

[solid perch]

Shut up noob

[native lagoon]

Who asked yo

[solid perch]

[vague dew]

Those noobs reach legend like that he was 20pt from legend dogs dont know how to play

[native lagoon]

then idk, uninstall the game and feel better

[vapid cedar]

Avarage bottom fragger

Typing ez in chat

With 0 kills

[shrewd nebula]

guys did someone

know when S11 coming

how many days i mean?

[native lagoon]

we dunno

[unique star]

Guys where is the setting where I can change my hand position to holding a gun from the left?

[sudden mulch]

I greet you when the update is released?

[vapid cedar]

am asking you

[rich crow]

No

[vapid cedar]

do you think we know

And work in standoff

it’s just a standoff server

[unique star]

aww:(

[vapid cedar]

Buddy

[rich crow]

It doesn't exist

[vapid cedar]

Nobody knows

Not even mods

lol

[rich crow]

I've been begging for it for years now

[unique star]

Really? I thought back then they have it

[rich crow]

Never did

[unique star]

deymm

[native lagoon]

there is no setting

[unique star]

Don't give up

So2 dev pls hear us🥲

[rich crow]

Please speed

[unique star]

Do you know the date where they are going to release major update

[rich crow]

Nobody does

[unique star]

I see

thankss!

[final citrus]

[late gazelle]

nice ghost ping

[shy goblet]

when the update will come?

[rich crow]

Holaaa!!

[shy goblet]

hola

[crimson imp]

in 6-7 days

[shy goblet]

oh shit, not the 67 joke again

i thought it will come today ngl

or maybe tommorow

[cobalt dock]

Its not funny :3

[royal urchin]

Have you ever seen anyone with a KD of 15.0?

If not, here's a Cheater #📸│photos

[rich crow]

6767676

[cobalt dock]

aim see 30kd

[neat verge]

Any info for update release date ?

[deft silo]

i think its a f lie

there is no update

[tawdry phoenix]

Hello

Someone wanna play some 5v5?

[crude thorn]

#📸│photos

[random finch]

When is the update!?

[summer echo]

spotted a cheater or probably lagging

where do i report

[stoic badge]

SKIBIDI XX 67

Sigma riZzz

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[crimson imp]

[small wagon]

🛌

[sturdy ginkgo]

When the update bruh

[small wagon]

Do not expect

[twilit copper]

Guys any codes

Uhm

[deft silo]

i think there is no update

[rich moth]

Nope

[echo jewel]

🐫

[twilit copper]

270962759

Lel

Imagine if someone gifts me gold

[stoic badge]

My daady not aloow me goldz

[twilit copper]

Wow

[full ember]

What is better , crate or boxes

?

[tawdry phoenix]

I need some golds for buying a knife

[gray raptor]

Anyone got the So2 Faceit dc?

[tawdry phoenix]

I think boxes

[tawdry phoenix]

U wannt it?

[gray raptor]

Ye

[tawdry phoenix]

How much you give?

[full ember]

Why ?

[tawdry phoenix]

Crates gives you items that you cant sell

[tawdry phoenix]

With boxes you can sell it but in boxes is hard to get something good

[full ember]

Ok thx

[tawdry phoenix]

Yo

[queen sequoia]

@rich crow

[late gazelle]

30kd and 100% headshot

folk

what is this

[rich crow]

What boy

[queen sequoia]

Be active

[rich crow]

Who is @haughty prawn

[rich crow]

Nah bro

I moved on

[queen sequoia]

My 10th time i open so2 server and dont see you texting

[queen sequoia]

😔gg

[rich crow]

@queen sequoia

Cheater

[tawdry phoenix]

Bro

[queen sequoia]

What boy

[olive rock]

Ys

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[tawdry phoenix]

Do you have the kunai difussion

[barren swallow]

gimme other fish please

😺 🍴

[compact blaze]

🫴 🐟

[queen sequoia]

Nope i dont own cheap knifes

[barren swallow]

thx

😺 🍴

[tawdry phoenix]

Thats chep?

[queen sequoia]

Yes

[abstract turtle]

You dont need knives above 10k gold to be the best 💔

[tawdry phoenix]

so which knifes you have

[celest oriole]

Does anyone know when the update is?

[rich crow]

Bro just has 1 m9 and larping the 9 others

[abstract turtle]

I have 6 knives but are mid spec

[queen sequoia]

Karambit gold and some other butterflies and m9 for fun

[rich crow]

Lies

[queen sequoia]

😡

[rich crow]

On everything he's lying

[tawdry phoenix]

Thats not true show ss

[queen sequoia]

😡

[queen sequoia]

Okay

[rich crow]

Shush

[rich crow]

Shush haix fan

I hope ur fav team misses the mid smoke

[late gazelle]

whats wrong with haix

[tawdry phoenix]

So where is the ss?

[late gazelle]

yo

[queen sequoia]

In #📸│photos

[crimson imp]

676767

[abstract turtle]

76

[queen sequoia]

[tawdry phoenix]

Ohhh

[marsh minnow]

hey guys does anyone know why i got the akr fabric storm for 2 days

[safe oyster]

How is it that expensive bro

[queen sequoia]

Because of me

[marsh minnow]

legend

[queen sequoia]

❤️‍🩹

[twilit vigil]

bradar we just lost against ASTRALIS

thats worse than missing the mid smoke

[rich crow]

Who astralis even has rn

Nonames

[safe oyster]

🦍

[crimson imp]

funny frfr

[blissful laurel]

@rich crow WHAT DO U WANT?

[twilit vigil]

144p sticker im crine

[blissful laurel]

bc u ping me in #🇩🇪│deutsch

[rich crow]

67

[marsh minnow]

lowkey does anyone know

[rich crow]

Ye

[marsh minnow]

why

[outer raven]

Do you know when the new season is?

[marsh minnow]

no

[sacred egret]

When is the update

[queen sequoia]

In 67seconds

[queen sequoia]

Just keep on refreshing your app store

[twilit vigil]

who tf knows bro

[queen sequoia]

And it will appear

[queen sequoia]

I know bro

Only i know

[twilit vigil]

“only i know”🕊💔

[queen sequoia]

“only i know”🔥🤩

[echo jewel]

Me too.

[queen sequoia]

The legend aswell

[safe oyster]

Prove it

[echo jewel]

U da real.

[queen sequoia]

9th april 14:00cet update 😡

[queen sequoia]

🤤

[safe oyster]

I believe

[echo jewel]

[sacred egret]

L joke

[queen sequoia]

Ok

[echo jewel]

💥

[rich crow]

Ok kesedo

@queen sequoia

[sullen dew]

Hello guys,when the update will be released on Android?

[queen sequoia]

Are you mad at me?

[queen sequoia]

Soon hopefully

[sullen dew]

Idk

[rich crow]

67

[sullen dew]

Thanks!

[neat bobcat]

67

[twilit vigil]

siex seven

[sullen dew]

Cringe..

[unreal sluice]

I’ll go ranked

[rich crow]

66

[twilit vigil]

69

[twilit vigil]

your lie in april guild

[marble nest]

Last furry

[rich crow]

Dondesta serreciete

[rich crow]

[rich crow]

It's peak

Trust

[twilit vigil]

bro thinks i didnt watch it

[rich crow]

didn't*

Bro*

it.*

[queen sequoia]

Why are the pixels turning white

[scenic kayak]

New update this week ???

[twilit vigil]

nice low end phone

[queen sequoia]

Ahh mb sorry

Bi

[twilit vigil]

nice me in mongolian

[queen sequoia]

Bi ranger

[echo jewel]

[queen sequoia]

Im ranger in game but have champion in server 😏🔥

[echo jewel]

Im plastic V

[cobalt dock]

Can Can I paste the link here?

I don't want to get a timeout

[echo jewel]

Try.

[pliant horizon]

Who can help me on comp

[queen sequoia]

@surreal torrent

[brazen terrace]

When is update

[rich crow]

@young wadi

[pliant horizon]

He's offline

[vapid cedar]

Every guy

From your clan I faced in duel

[queen sequoia]

@simple

[vapid cedar]

Or tdm

8-0

[queen sequoia]

Nice i dont care

[vapid cedar]

what

No

[queen sequoia]

You haven’t played against me tho bbg

[vapid cedar]

you must

I need attention

[vapid cedar]

what’s your rank

[queen sequoia]

Ranger

[rich crow]

@heavy phoenix

[vapid cedar]

..

[rich crow]

What day does the season reset?

[queen sequoia]

Im ranger in game but master in heart

[vapid cedar]

me bronze 1

[pliant horizon]

Offline

[vapid cedar]

damn

[queen sequoia]

😏

[pliant horizon]

Im gold 1.

[rich crow]

@midnight patio

[vapid cedar]

Aight drop me 100 k gold if u have a golden heart

[pliant horizon]

Not worth it

[crimson imp]

no one knows

[queen sequoia]

@dearnite

[pearl granite]

Guys why I still can't update standoff 2?

I can't wait anymore

[rich crow]

@blissful mauve

[rich crow]

Thanks

[elder radish]

goodmorning

[queen sequoia]

Gm

[midnight patio]

?

[rich crow]

Yo dude your clan mate needs gold players to play with

[midnight patio]

❌

[rich crow]

Thought you were gold rank

And the first person that came to my mind

[echo jewel]

Anyone allies?

Someone who doesnt care about rank.

[radiant geode]

Hi pubg better

[echo jewel]

Roblox better.

[radiant geode]

Mlbb better

Dota better

Warcraft better

[rich crow]

Found the 300kg guy

[radiant geode]

Half life better

[cerulean marsh]

what rank

[echo jewel]

Was elite but dropped to champ or sum.

[cerulean marsh]

dms

[echo jewel]

Playing after a year.

[echo jewel]

Ok

[zinc hearth]

Give us update brother

[open heron]

Bro get a hobby or find smth to do

Standoff updating is not that important

[carmine pulsar]

It is

[junior wasp]

Lowk it is

[open heron]

Ig so bro

[undone sleet]

[open heron]

Need those new skins huh

[rich crow]

Why are you ghosting me? Is it because I didn't pay you?

[undone sleet]

[undone sleet]

Yeah 100G fee

[junior wasp]

[carmine pulsar]

I can do that for 10g

Im pro

[junior wasp]

Are you really bronze

[undone sleet]

Friendly discount 150 G

[carmine pulsar]

That’s an evil discount

[undone sleet]

:)

[carmine pulsar]

I joined the server 2 years ago

I was a bronze

[junior wasp]

What rank are you now

[carmine pulsar]

That tag is diabolical

[bright marten]

are promo codes free like is there any active ones i can use

[carmine pulsar]

Where did you get it from?

[junior wasp]

[junior wasp]

My tag?

[carmine pulsar]

Yea

[junior wasp]

Through friends

[carmine pulsar]

Damn

Good for u lol

[junior wasp]

For troll and it lowkey looks tuff ngl

[heavy phoenix]

Im working whats uo

Up

[carmine pulsar]

Yea hella tuff

[junior wasp]

[rich crow]

I was gonna ask why t1ways isn't responding to me

But I figured it out np

[heavy phoenix]

Okei

Gtg

[grand field]

Did they remove the way to get stretched resolution on so2?

On phone

[rich crow]

Yes

Go play on pc

[final citrus]

Mods nuke his house

[kind perch]

?

That's 85 robux from Roblox.

[queen sequoia]

Alex ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

[lament thorn]

I whant the update to releaase

[queen sequoia]

I dont want

When i say i do they will release it

[final citrus]

Yea?

[junior wasp]

.

[elfin helm]

When is update?

[shadow blaze]

Never

[elfin helm]

When is update though?

[shadow blaze]

He won't come

[junior wasp]

.

[rigid ginkgo]

Hi im new

[mossy saddle]

why is bro in #📣│announcements pinged some random ahh guy

[neat bobcat]

LOL

[rich crow]

Lmao

And in the main channel too

[sand delta]

Update the game gang

[livid kernel]

Welcome

[stark birch]

What?

[sand delta]

What

[livid kernel]

I don't think so

[sand delta]

Sad

[ivory agate]

For real

Ffs

[sand delta]

It's been 4 months for the last update

[livid kernel]

I hope it will be tomorrow

[ivory agate]

I say we do a protest

[sand delta]

Fr

Sue these devs

[stark birch]

Bratan

[ivory agate]

Bet

Reason for sue is no updates

[sand delta]

Yep

[stark birch]

Why I always join with hackers in Alians mode?

[sand delta]

What

[livid kernel]

then we will see the new map in person lol

[sand delta]

Loll

[vapid cedar]

Heyyy Ada

[sand delta]

Hey

[ivory agate]

Today’s shop in the morning was perfect to buy everything cheap

[rigid ginkgo]

How to get standoff2 promo codes

[bleak rain]

Cheap gold method dm

[still minnow]

job job

[livid kernel]

Do you speak arabic?, its my first language

[sand delta]

🥀

[ivory agate]

Sahur

[ivory agate]

No

[unreal sluice]

Some bots keep dodging ranked matches

[sand delta]

Ikr

[still minnow]

some bots keep playing bad in ranked matches too

[final citrus]

You get banned for playing for a while for doing that now

[unreal sluice]

I just wanna play

[vapid cedar]

Lilith

[stark birch]

Să mi puti pula

[vapid cedar]

come in DMs

[rich crow]

Like u

[still minnow]

carrying teammates btw 😔

[still minnow]

what the hell

[ivory agate]

Some bots keep throwing smokes as it was a flash

[still minnow]

mods do your job

[stark birch]

Carrying my pula over your neck

[vapid cedar]

@unreal sluice check DMs

[still minnow]

what

[stark birch]

It means good night in Romania

Saying sug pula

[rich crow]

Gute naght

[ivory agate]

Lmaoooooo

Sure

[still minnow]

boy march is out 😭

weird guy

[stark birch]

Just search on translate

[ivory agate]

Also is there no Russian servers in the game?

[still minnow]

guy shut up please 🥀

not funny and you’re gross

[stark birch]

Să mi l iei pe gros

[still minnow]

blah blah blah

yapper queen

[ivory agate]

Yapster the yappingster

[gusty path]

Hello guys , do you have some codes for so2 ?

[sand delta]

Furry

[vapid cedar]

yes

Free gold 005

[gusty path]

Like fr

[sand delta]

Fr

[vapid cedar]

am real

Ada tell him

[sand delta]

Fr

[still minnow]

lying in big 26

[vapid cedar]

You see

she knows

[sand delta]

Fr

[vapid cedar]

I gave her free gold so yeah

[sand delta]

forreal

I need the update ASAP

[still minnow]

superleggera v4 versus m1000 rr 😭

[abstract turtle]

Anyone wanna do 1v1

[gusty path]

So no active codes ?

A gun for a day or something

[sand delta]

No

[gusty path]

Thx

[sand delta]

😔

[rich crow]

Come

[regal night]

Să-l ia un pic mai mult🤣

[pine sinew]

when is the season coming out

[unreal sluice]

I’m gonna go on a losing streak

I lost all my skill

[simple scaffold]

This week

[unreal sluice]

Now I’m a bot

[cerulean marsh]

ey werent u all legend now

what happened

[unreal sluice]

I didn’t play for a few days and suddenly I can’t even get a positive KD against Phoenixes

[pine sinew]

happens

[cerulean marsh]

yikes

[unreal sluice]

Yeah I deserve gold

[cerulean marsh]

nah i play weekly and i still do good

js bad day

[pine sinew]

what rank r yall in comp rn

[unreal sluice]

I went from being able to get a 3 KD against all elites to not even a 0.5KD against phoenixes

[cerulean marsh]

legend

[cerulean marsh]

bad day, dont dwell on it

[pine sinew]

damn son🥶🥶

[cerulean marsh]

girl

[abstract turtle]

I may have closed discord that’s why I was late but let’s go still

[rich crow]

Individual

[pine sinew]

mybad

[cerulean marsh]

nws

[rich crow]

That'll be 50 golds

[pine sinew]

🥀😈🥶

[rich crow]

Come

U have my ID already bbg

[unreal sluice]

Gold

[pine sinew]

i lowk got motivated to run a comp rn

[pine sinew]

its okay 😣

[simple scaffold]

I am comquror

EZZZZ

[pine sinew]

.

damn

[cerulean marsh]

conqueror of bad grammar perhaps

[simple scaffold]

Vortex do you that

[pine sinew]

🥀

[simple scaffold]

Conquror

[pine sinew]

ahh

yes easy

we running comp laterVv

??

[simple scaffold]

Are you conquror

[unreal sluice]

Do you mind a gold player?

[pine sinew]

bro

[pine sinew]

nah

ur welcome

we r washed 🫩

so it doesnt matter

[unreal sluice]

Same

A few days ago I could beat legends

Now

I went 4-11 vs a team of phoenixes

[pine sinew]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LOLLL

ITS OKAY IT HAPPENS

[echo jewel]

Aren’t we all washed atp.

[split ruin]

Here!

[simple scaffold]

How do I trade a knife with my account?

[pine sinew]

u want my butterfly knife?

[simple scaffold]

Huh

HAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[pine sinew]

ahhahahahagahah

[echo jewel]

Grab a kitchen knife and stab your phone.

[pine sinew]

yes

facts

[brave pasture]

When the new update guys?

[echo jewel]

Mañana

[brave pasture]

A dale

[pine sinew]

what language is ts

[simple scaffold]

Auuuuu is veryy biggg funy

[brave pasture]

Spanish

[pine sinew]

ooo

mi amor

[echo jewel]

No its not.

[simple scaffold]

Bro you are trooling

[echo jewel]

Nop

[simple scaffold]

Aha say sorry

[final citrus]

Not allowed

Can get banned

[pine sinew]

pranoma olt add

[echo jewel]

I don’t need to.

[simple scaffold]

[echo jewel]

🐫

[brazen gate]

Guys when update 0.38.0 released?

[pine sinew]

i need the new upd faserrrr

[vapid cedar]

get this out of your head

[vapid cedar]

You too

no update for you 2

yes

[pine sinew]

why

[simple scaffold]

This upd is fire aaa 10/10 ipd

Upd

[vapid cedar]

Because you over ask when when

[brazen gate]

Why?

[pine sinew]

i lit asked twice

i think…

[vapid cedar]

It’s done now

Guys

I make standoff

to not let u do update

Mwahhahaha

[pine sinew]

give me GOLD😈😈

since ur the creator

[simple scaffold]

Guys vitalety or navi

[pine sinew]

Vitality

[simple scaffold]

Bladd

[bright marten]

any active promo code ?

[late horizon]

Devs sleeping or what ? Update when ?

[brisk ice]

chup bkl bola na 10th april

[abstract turtle]

@rich crow ggs you won

[late horizon]

Soja bosdi

[pine sinew]

wdym cuh

[brisk ice]

so jaunga

[pine sinew]

i heard sm say its on the 7 th

[agile quartz]

Lol

Hahahha

[pine sinew]

tomorrow*

[rich crow]

Pro

[shy lily]

i think the update is at april 9 the devs relesed a short on yt and the dev skipped over the question "when is the update" but there was 4 thinking guy emojis and 9 queastion marks so i think they mean april for 4 and 9 for the date

[brisk ice]

10th

[rich crow]

I want to blame it on that I didn't play all day and I'm tired but you would have still won

[agile quartz]

How can someone be this jobless

🥀

[pine sinew]

HAHAHAHAH

NAH

HE TRIED

[agile quartz]

Bro literally counted the question marks

[pine sinew]

TO HELP

[agile quartz]

🥀

[shy lily]

dude it sounded sus when he skipped the question so i knew there is clues

[brisk ice]

wo bhi so2 ke liye 🥀 ong

[agile quartz]

Nah man get a job asap

Or atleast study

[pine sinew]

chat can i reach legend till the update or no

[shy lily]

what do u want me to do i watch dexter

[shy lily]

already do

[agile quartz]

Nah you can't now sleep

[pine sinew]

dont study

its for losers

[pine sinew]

hmmm

imma try fosho

[agile quartz]

Avg dumb Andrew tatte fan

🥀

[brisk ice]

he wants you to do something that benefits you rather than counting emojis

[pine sinew]

joke went wayyy over you

[agile quartz]

Bihari mindset

Bhai yeh sab itne bihari kyu hai @brisk ice ?

[brisk ice]

tu merse better janta hai

[agile quartz]

Tu toh lassi hai

[brisk ice]

lassi is a slur used for punjabis

mai punjabi nhi hu

[agile quartz]

Tu sikh hai 😂

[brisk ice]

sikhs are entirely different from punjabis

ifykyk

[solid perch]

I hate u

[abstract turtle]

Me noob
You pro

[rich crow]

Yes

[solid perch]

me noob

[rich crow]

I had a long day of cheating in 2 exams

[solid perch]

you pro

[rich crow]

Gemini is goated btw don't use chatgpt

[abstract turtle]

Agreed
Only for image generation tho

Otherwise i use grok

[rich crow]

Well I got 2 100 marks with it

[still minnow]

don’t use ai please 😭

[unreal sluice]

And another losss haha

[still minnow]

i can’t buy ddr5 rams 😔

[abstract turtle]

Your match history was pretty questionable…

[rich crow]

Dude

I passed the biggest credit class

With a 100

[elder radish]

gemini is so bad

i cancelled my subscription

[rich crow]

Imagine no free pro model for 2 years

[gentle glacier]

‘

[elder radish]

who needs the gemini one lmao

[rich crow]

Me

[elder radish]

gemini can’t help me with my uni shit

it can probably do school

school work

[rich crow]

Urs noob

[elder radish]

awwww

[abstract turtle]

It’s taking 30 minutes to load the lock screen on this laptop i got

💔

[elder radish]

that’s a fossil

[vapid cedar]

@gentle glacier buddy

[still minnow]

that’s great 🤑

now get me a nitro

[echo jewel]

Probably shehbaz laptop.

[vapid cedar]

You sent me this server a billion times

[rich crow]

I can't afford

[vapid cedar]

I refused u kept just receive a giveaway prolly

[abstract turtle]

How does bro know

😭

💀

[vapid cedar]

Or a reward

[heavy phoenix]

Hello

[gentle glacier]

I got hacked buddy

[echo jewel]

🐊

[vapid cedar]

oh and how do y reply at the same time

😭

[native turret]

No update yet?

[gentle glacier]

They send when im off

[abstract turtle]

Idk bro ask tmr

[desert oar]

Guys how do I fix high ping?

[bold pulsar]

Yeah

[echo jewel]

News update?

[heavy phoenix]

U sended me 2 times i blocked u 😄

[elder radish]

get high

[desert oar]

I get 160-270 every match

[gentle glacier]

I

Got

Hacked

[desert oar]

Im a kid

[gentle glacier]

Motherfucker’s

[elder radish]

so

even better

[heavy phoenix]

Ye cuz u gotta see naked g

[desert oar]

Admin

[heavy phoenix]

🤣🤣

[elder radish]

high up on the roof i meant coff

[desert oar]

Ahhh

[elder radish]

[desert oar]

Alr

[heavy phoenix]

@rich crow hello babe

Ooo good

[unreal sluice]

Lmao it’s insane that even when I looked away from the flash it got me

Full on

[vapid cedar]

Lilith

Oh my gas station

look DMS

[rich crow]

I smell jealousy

[elder radish]

twink

[vapid cedar]

Long range

if you throw the flash to the moon

It will just make enemies view a bit foggy

nothing special

Also

sometimes

when enemies turn their heads to any side

it doesn’t show to your view the same thing

[unreal sluice]

I’m gonna get champion watch

[vapid cedar]

Again if it’s far

[echo jewel]

This isn’t a AAA game.

[abstract turtle]

Lightning struck nearby
And it was Loud as shit

[lament thorn]

When we get update bro

[heavy phoenix]

Never

[lament thorn]

Fr

Axleboltd is playng whit us

[vapid cedar]

who cares

[lament thorn]

Meh

[vapid cedar]

new map

Will have c site too

a b c

[unreal sluice]

I’m not getting elite again hahah

[vapid cedar]

until

Georgie comes up

[unreal sluice]

I’m not good enough anymore

[vapid cedar]

lol

[vapid cedar]

LILITH

[pine sinew]

until i come up

[vapid cedar]

can you just check DMs don’t reply if u want it’s about the game

and server

trust me

[abstract turtle]

A kd of 8.60 in 6 matches of allies is decent?

[pine sinew]

🫩

[abstract turtle]

62 kills and 8 deaths

[vapid cedar]

Who said that?

[abstract turtle]

You did

[vapid cedar]

on alt

why it matters

[abstract turtle]

I want to get good rank on my alt

[ruby topaz]

Fr

[abstract turtle]

And I got a pretty good kd

[unreal sluice]

I did check dw

[vapid cedar]

thank God she trusts me

[unreal sluice]

Aaah hello champion

[vapid cedar]

😭

[unreal sluice]

I am just not good enough for elite or master anymore

[ruby topaz]

Fr

[rich crow]

What's it rank

[abstract turtle]

The low graphics are nerfing you

😭 💔

[pine sinew]

low graphics are OP wdym

[abstract turtle]

I don’t recall the last time I played on high graphics

Because of my stupid phone not able to handle high graphics

[pine sinew]

what phone u got?

[unreal sluice]

It’s fine

[vapid cedar]

no

you just need to get understand

the gameplay on high elo

[pine sinew]

what devices do yall play

on

[vapid cedar]

and then you’ll be used to it

And be like oh I actually deserve the rank

[abstract turtle]

iPhone Xr

[pine sinew]

ohh

60 fps?

[heavy phoenix]

Aaaaaaaaaaaa

[vapid cedar]

Why angry

[heavy phoenix]

60fps?

[abstract turtle]

Yeah just barely

[unreal sluice]

I went 4-11 against phoenixes

[vapid cedar]

give him a huge hug dawg

…

[heavy phoenix]

Damn i got 15 iph but cant make 120fps

[vapid cedar]

it’s not your fault

😭

[heavy phoenix]

Thats a shit

[vapid cedar]

it’s because you are used to play with good players

[pine sinew]

u got base 15 thats why

[vapid cedar]

and u just can’t understand bots strategies

[pine sinew]

ohhh i feel u bro

[abstract turtle]

Always buy pro model

[vapid cedar]

just don’t underestimate your self

[unreal sluice]

No Luna it’s fine

[pine sinew]

fr

[unreal sluice]

I’m just bad

That’s all

[heavy phoenix]

Eh pro to big for me

[vapid cedar]

stop

Just

[heavy phoenix]

I like normal

[pine sinew]

i had 12 pro 60 fps top

[unreal sluice]

I deserve Phoenix

[vapid cedar]

Add me on this acc

no

[pine sinew]

then got 13 pro and voila 120 fps

[abstract turtle]

The touch sampling rate is really good

[vapid cedar]

I give u my hand you don’t

it’s mind games

[pine sinew]

yeee

[vapid cedar]

Cuz it’s been a long time since you played

Comp

[heavy phoenix]

Cuz idk 😁

[vapid cedar]

Wait

[heavy phoenix]

Spandso2 legal or illegal faceit?

[vapid cedar]

@unreal sluice

272555679

here

I’ll help ya

[abstract turtle]

I really want the 17 base model
But I’m confused on should I get a tablet alongside or upgrade my current phone

[vapid cedar]

And in like 1 hour I’ll join my main to help you much more cuz my friends will join so yeah

[pine sinew]

bro trust upgrade ur phone

cuz u also need it daily

[rich crow]

Rich

[pine sinew]

the xr prob lags a lot

[abstract turtle]

The X is pretty decent at handling day to day tasks

[pine sinew]

ye iknow

[abstract turtle]

It’s surprisingly smooth

[unreal sluice]

I don’t wanna get boosted

I rather be gold than get boosted

[abstract turtle]

Not my money

💔

[unreal sluice]

So2 is now so boring

[pine sinew]

GAHAHHA

[vapid cedar]

Hey

[unreal sluice]

I’m so bad so it’s not fun

[pine sinew]

noooooooooooooo

[vapid cedar]

It’s not like that

[vapid cedar]

no it’s not like that

Just play with me and you’ll understand how i work

[barren swallow]

i'm dropping tomatoes

[vapid cedar]

it’s not that you are bad

I don’t wanna boost you just to help

[pine sinew]

lemme join…

[vapid cedar]

And we’ll have fun

[abstract turtle]

Take a break for a little bit

I did

[vapid cedar]

cuz later my friends will join and we’ll play all together donnt see it like that

[heavy phoenix]

Whats ranks?

[unreal sluice]

This is my second game in a few days

[echo jewel]

Stop carrying about rank or how you play, just enjoy playing. Games are supposeto be played for fun.

[pine sinew]

this bro🔥🔥🔥

[vapid cedar]

Break = lost memory

mascle memory

lol

[pine sinew]

yee

she said it herself

[vapid cedar]

no fr

[pine sinew]

ik bro

[vapid cedar]

You see

what I mean

[heavy phoenix]

Luna na

[unreal sluice]

I’m just rushing mid with p90

[pine sinew]

u lit cannot play when u take a break

[vapid cedar]

Come up

[vapid cedar]

Ahahahhahaah

Lilith join

I’ll wait u in loby

WHAT GUYS LUNA

yes

[heavy phoenix]

Sayy ranksss

Nakui

[unreal sluice]

I don’t want to be boosted tho

[abstract turtle]

That way when you come and do warmup
You are fresher and play better

[vapid cedar]

on alt am elite

[vapid cedar]

no

I won’t

Promise

[pine sinew]

yo

[heavy phoenix]

Nah i mean with now who play

[pine sinew]

what rank r u

[heavy phoenix]

Whats rank

[vapid cedar]

Just to get to know

Some tips

by spectating me

[final citrus]

[abstract turtle]

Elite in comp
Elite in allies and legend in duel

[pine sinew]

yoo nicee

[final citrus]

Elite on allies?

[vapid cedar]

like you promised we’ll play together tonight

[final citrus]

I thought legend

[pine sinew]

i took a break and when i came back

[vapid cedar]

so you would come anyways

[abstract turtle]

I derailed (deranked)

[pine sinew]

i fell through

but now im getting used again

[final citrus]

[pine sinew]

plus got a new acc

[heavy phoenix]

Damn luna u making me angry

[pine sinew]

🔥🔥