💬│english-chat

[warm moat]

oh no

i warned yall

[compact blaze]

Algerians trynna be tough

[warm moat]

you shouldnt use violent language in great axlebolt's server

[tough meadow]

I have the the high ground anakin!

[warm moat]

now yall will face execution

[warm moat]

are they even relevant anymore 💔

[proud lake]

you underestimate my power!

[warm moat]

what if i have bad inventory

do i still dm you

[compact blaze]

All pathetic lmao

[dark sun]

ban this scammer

[digital ember]

s tandoff 2

[zealous sphinx]

yo.

[warm moat]

no.

[proud lake]

@compact blaze bro you are swiss

calm down

😭😭🙏

[warm moat]

ZERO correlation btw

[zealous sphinx]

people fr live in switzerland?

damn

[proud lake]

you are not even relevant in europe

[digital ember]

who has heart problems

[warm moat]

when you call someone swiss, its not an insult, when you call them a third world country, that is 💔

[zealous sphinx]

nvm my country less relevant

probably

[mighty owl]

Hi im new

[compact blaze]

They trynna find anything to try to push themselves up

[zealous sphinx]

well switzerland is NOT a third world country

[digital ember]

im dad haha

[warm moat]

idk bro atp even listening to that much larp makes me embarassed 💔

[mighty owl]

Im new to standoff 2

[rich crow]

I changed my hud i feel fresh

[warm moat]

are you perhaps, slow in reading comprehension

[proud lake]

my third world country has more history then half of europe dawg

[mighty owl]

[digital ember]

when will they add finger button so2

[warm moat]

larp larp larp sahur

[compact blaze]

Same 😭

[proud lake]

Argentina >>> your country

[zealous sphinx]

yes

[compact blaze]

Third world country guy talking

Irrelevant

[zealous sphinx]

not mine though

[warm moat]

wow. you know what, shiver me timbers

[proud lake]

elite in competitive in season 10 is wild ngl

[warm moat]

next time please give me some donation when you come to hong kong

pls

[digital ember]

grapes u

[proud lake]

im not going to clone army land dawg

😭🙏

[deft silo]

execute order 66

[compact blaze]

Pixels in a game

Irrelevant

[mighty owl]

Im opening a crate wish me luck

[warm moat]

💔 i'm so sorry, argentina world's greatest country, super power, nuclear power, best economy in the world

[proud lake]

this servers is for the game

[deft silo]

may the luck be with you

[proud lake]

obviously

[mighty owl]

I got uncommon

[digital ember]

epstein

[warm moat]

will you atleast spare me 1 argentine peso 💔

[zealous sphinx]

ohio best country in the world 😂

[warm moat]

🪫

[mighty owl]

No mongolia is

[warm moat]

ohio

[proud lake]

2022 joke

[warm moat]

in big 2026

yeah sorry bro

[mighty owl]

[warm moat]

i feel sorry

[compact blaze]

"elite in competitive in season 10 is wild ngl"
When it's just a rank, aka pixels on a screen

[warm moat]

for everyone in this chat

[proud lake]

😭

[digital ember]

niger best country

[proud lake]

stop crying bro

[proud lake]

what

[mighty owl]

You forgot 1 g

[compact blaze]

Stop begging for me to waste my time on you

[rich crow]

Man of culture

[oak otter]

Man?

[warm moat]

idk bro i'd be more than embrassed if my national flag had a crescent moon and star on it 💔

[digital ember]

no Agartha best country

[oak otter]

Mango mango mango

[mighty owl]

Isreal is

[compact blaze]

You changed your bio after i copy pasted some cringe stuff in it

[proud lake]

the hell are u talking about

[compact blaze]

Don't talk

[warm moat]

lowk we need big yahu in the cchat rn

[mighty owl]

The worst country

[rich crow]

Wait im algerian whats going on lmao

[digital ember]

he highkey need raw milk

[warm moat]

can you please stop wasting your precious time on me mr argentinian 💔 i'm so sorry i wasted your time which could've earned you 100 argentine pesos

[rich crow]

Nah this shi fire too bad i have 1v1 rn

And yall should stop arguing your both me and all normal citizens are cooked

[proud lake]

you are so cringe bruh

[rich crow]

So chill 🙏🏽

[compact blaze]

I have more rights than y'all have, more money, better life conditions
Everything in switzerland is better than algeria 😭

[warm moat]

chat yall should know 100 pesos are like so much money, you can buy half the dubai with it

[mighty owl]

[warm moat]

algerian talking btw

[rich crow]

Larp

[compact blaze]

Fr lmao

[digital ember]

peso

[proud lake]

larp larp

like a dog

[mighty owl]

Crilono Lorando

[warm moat]

atp

just give up bro 💔

[proud lake]

atp you should sacrifice

[mighty owl]

[tough meadow]

that guy was rude

[mighty owl]

We asia

[proud lake]

you are from china? @warm moat

[rich crow]

I am interested to see your lifehood after the economy crashes up thanks to the oil industry

[slender ferry]

Yoyoyo

[mighty owl]

Wing wing ni hao did you eat da rice yet

[warm moat]

didnt i just tell you argentinians are wayy too busy to talk with anyone from other country?

so big of an economy

[proud lake]

sorry for being born in the best country of the world

[rich crow]

Lionel pepsi

[warm moat]

i'm surprised you have time to spare for me

[proud lake]

🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

[mighty owl]

Anyone here plays pubg?

[proud lake]

🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

[mighty owl]

Its Lame. Messi

[proud lake]

shut up lil bro

[mighty owl]

Who?

[warm moat]

argentina best world country!!! 🇦🇷🔥 💯

[proud lake]

yes

[warm moat]

nuclear power

superpower 2026!

[compact blaze]

Swiss economy doesn't rely that much on oil
Watches, meds and chems as far as i know don't need directly much oil

[slender ferry]

Where is moderator gotta stop this

[proud lake]

shut up communist @warm moat

you are the worst of this world

[rich crow]

I see, alright then good to know.

[lament thorn]

We got the release date ?

[warm moat]

💔 i'm so sorry sir, i'll stop bothering you, please go earn your 100 pesos instead of wasting your time on me

[compact blaze]

He'll still waste his time on you 😭

[lament thorn]

...

[warm moat]

100 argentine pesos is not even 10 inr what 💔

[proud lake]

irrelevants

imagine being swiss

[warm moat]

"irrelevants" 💔

🪫

i'm done bro

i'm losing my shi

[compact blaze]

Not even 5 swiss franc

[proud lake]

dont talk to me comunnist

[compact blaze]

Argentina is worse

[deft silo]

i checking update every 5 minutes🫩

[compact blaze]

Lmao

[proud lake]

my country >>> your shit country

[warm moat]

bone cancer patient vs supernova btw

[proud lake]

dont even compare it dawg

[compact blaze]

Just GDP growth
+1.3% switzerland
-1.3% argentina

Don't talk

Y'all getting poorer

[tough meadow]

[grand shell]

when is the roles bot for the legend coming back?i wanna update my roles

[tough meadow]

I'm not even sure if this still counts as fun back and forth

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[warm moat]

-1.7% actually 🪫

[dusk wolf]

Check #🛡│clans and delete that bot

[compact blaze]

Lmao

[dusk wolf]

[devout bobcat]

Cook him harder

[warm moat]

bros got cast out of water by literally india of all countries 💔 -1.7% vs +7.2%

[compact blaze]

😭

[slender ferry]

Yo im indian

[warm moat]

superpower argentina btw

bro went to earn his 100 pesos

[slender ferry]

No hate to any country

[warm moat]

who said i'm hating bro

argentina world's best country

[compact blaze]

Aka under 5 Swiss franc and under 5 euros 😭

Bro gaining nothing 😭

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[warm moat]

ex helper spamming hippos btw

[exotic owl]

Is the new update here?

[warm moat]

is the new job application here

[modest stag]

yo guys

[compact blaze]

Maybe 🫧 🐡

[modest stag]

where the upd i don't see it

[compact blaze]

Update isn't out bruh 😭

Y'all can't wait

[modest stag]

.

[modest stag]

yh :>

[exotic owl]

Yh, when does it come ?

[compact blaze]

Never

[modest stag]

.

[thin whale]

2 weeks

[compact blaze]

It doesn't come out for people who ask when it comes out, people who wait in silence gets it first

🫧 🐡

[exotic owl]

Ok

[frigid acorn]

how is hunting ghosts for 5hrs straight going?

[thin whale]

happy

[frigid acorn]

i can tell you are enjoying it

[thin whale]

yeah its my fav game

[rich crow]

Is there any fonts that are valid to use as a name beside the normal one 🥲

[frigid acorn]

really?

[frigid acorn]

look at my name

[thin whale]

yes

[late gazelle]

font

[frigid acorn]

bro designed to reply to this

[pearl tinsel]

hi fonted

[rich crow]

I meant in the game

😭

[frigid acorn]

shouldv said

[late gazelle]

hi

[nova wharf]

Check photos quick

[gilded stream]

Will s11 be great?

[pearl tinsel]

yoohoo, hru

[rich crow]

My bad 🥲

[frigid acorn]

also im beating hollow knight wish me luck im so new into the game lol

[late gazelle]

good thanks for asking

wbu

[pearl tinsel]

great to hear twin

[thin whale]

new white gloves?

[tiny ember]

Same old question. The real question is , will remaster be great?

[pearl tinsel]

living ykk

[modest stag]

e

[late gazelle]

live the best of it bro

[nova wharf]

Aren't those chmapion gloves ?

[gilded stream]

Remaster..?

[frigid acorn]

has to be

[thin whale]

same but white and gold

[pearl tinsel]

sii

[tiny ember]

Yeah , the one with shadow and physic update

[nova wharf]

And new deagle maybe new gloves idk

[tiny ember]

Would be funny if they still cant fix packet loss issue

[frigid acorn]

if so2 had cs2 physic id play it every day, but it would break the game since the maps arent designed for that kind of movement

[tiny ember]

They already implemented it

[gilded stream]

Well I just need the price of year of horse boxes to raise quickly

[frigid acorn]

when?

no they didnt

no way

[tiny ember]

its all over youtube , just search so2 beta

[thin whale]

yea new gloves but we dont know if the gloves gonna be in season or you have to buy it same as last butterfly

[frigid acorn]

when did it release

[tiny ember]

But the delay is noticeable

[tough meadow]

👋

[nova wharf]

Yep 🙂

[gilded stream]

Will there be a battlepass or smth??

[tiny ember]

Idk , still long ig since its still on beta testing

[frigid acorn]

ty for the info

[nova wharf]

Ya

[gilded stream]

LES GOOOO

[modest stag]

yh

[thin whale]

75%

[tiny ember]

[gilded stream]

SIU

[modest stag]

i want a knife but is broke asf in gold

im*

[modest stag]

.

[gilded stream]

Smh

[modest stag]

what's a job

[tiny ember]

Free method there

[modest stag]

and employment

[frigid acorn]

exactly

[nova wharf]

Grind asf and invest

[gilded stream]

[modest stag]

i am

only 8 gold rn T-T

[tiny ember]

Job doesn't cost u anything unlike studying

[sturdy ginkgo]

When the update coming :((

[modest stag]

lmao

[gilded stream]

SAMEEE BRO

[nova wharf]

Patient is the key

[modest stag]

XDD

[tiny ember]

So quit studying and apply for NASA recruitment now

[modest stag]

gimme the key

[nova wharf]

🔑

[gilded stream]

Sum rocket science..

[modest stag]

.

[nova wharf]

🙂

[modest stag]

bro literally gave the key

e

[gilded stream]

How are the ppl getting some expensive skins for 0.03 gold

[frigid acorn]

yeah use ur so2 skills for the michous assembly facility

[modest stag]

EXACTLY LIKE VRO

[frigid acorn]

u really believe that?

[gilded stream]

Yea

Ngl

[frigid acorn]

i can see it

[modest stag]

one time I saw someone buy a 0.07 skin for 200 GOLD

😭

[frigid acorn]

are u new to the game?

[modest stag]

no?

[frigid acorn]

seems like it

[modest stag]

ive played since 2023

[gilded stream]

We're unlucky and broke that's it

[dusk wolf]

🫩

[modest stag]

fr

[gilded stream]

Yk guys

[frigid acorn]

ur lucky but you dont know how to use your luck

[modest stag]

I've been playing since 2023

[gilded stream]

Listen I was so dumb gnv

[modest stag]

or 2022 idk i forgot

early January

in like 2023

[frigid acorn]

but ur gold, where is the sense?

[modest stag]

i didn't play for a year

bec i quit

then came back

[gilded stream]

I had carbon and scratch b4 and I sold it for 3 and 1 gold

[modest stag]

;F

;D*

[gilded stream]

😭🥀✌️

[frigid acorn]

fair point

[gilded stream]

I've an ss as well

[modest stag]

[gilded stream]

Lemme post it

[digital ember]

tsb = the stanley parable

[modest stag]

i can give proof if u want

[gilded stream]

And m4 grandpix as well

[modest stag]

ima play comp and hope my team isn't ahh

[gilded stream]

I posted it gg😭

[modest stag]

posted wot

[gilded stream]

Ss of selling them

Carbon akr scratch awm and m4 grand pix

For literal 6 or 8 gold in total

[warped plume]

Can u suggest me a skin on wich i could stay and try to snipe for someone transfering it for 0.03?
I have 2700g and trying to multiply it because i don t have anymore budget and i want the amber koi m9 bayonet.
Thanks!

[frigid acorn]

no need.

[frigid acorn]

new suggestion, steal moms credit card and buy another 1300 gold

why dont ya

[solemn abyss]

Hello, can you give me a page where the pormo codes appear?

[subtle plover]

Wsp. When will the fable boxes go to the marketplace?

[gilded stream]

5-6 days

[frigid acorn]

#📣│announcements

[warped plume]

Cause i have common sense

[abstract turtle]

I got a akr carbon st with 4x crimson skull stickers for just 0.80

[frigid acorn]

read a little

and come back

[subtle plover]

Read it js wanted a date. It only said it got extended a week. Too lazy to calculate thay

[frigid acorn]

understood.

[thin whale]

try to buy some stickers.. buy the new one for 2g and wait few month till they reach 5 or 7g
lets say you bought 500 stickers that 1000g and if you wait few month and sell it for 5g so you will profit 2,5kg

[devout bobcat]

You might wanna edit it before someone get the wrong idea

[frigid acorn]

was a joke but okay

[frigid acorn]

didnt even notice it, lucky guy

[warped plume]

I tought about that , but i m not really sure if it s ok to invest in a stiker with 500k offers ._.

[subtle plover]

I still have revenge and empire boxes. The price is barely growing 💔

[neat verge]

I made a ticket for the ranked roles

[warped plume]

I sold revenge boxes for 7g each , now they re 4 , lol

[thin whale]

just buy it dont offer you got 2k

[subtle plover]

I'll js keep em for more months

[warped plume]

Is trading ur usually occupation in so2 ?

[thin whale]

maybe

[thin whale]

you can say it

[karmic topaz]

when new upadate

[karmic topaz]

😔

[warped plume]

I m just curious how ur inventory looks

[thin whale]

i have to record that

trust me i cant ss

[frigid acorn]

someone said to me to suck their willy in vc

lmao

[warped plume]

So russians using screenshots ip crackers to break into accounts is real?

[abstract turtle]

Any suggestions to buy something for 486 gold

[warped plume]

A ton of year of horse stikers

[abstract turtle]

I dont want any investments just skins

[warped plume]

Or i can just help u get rid of those 486

[thin whale]

i dont think so

[abstract turtle]

Pack it up

🥀

[warped plume]

Just tryna help

[warped plume]

Depends on how ur inventory looks

[abstract turtle]

I already got every skin i want

And its multicoloured

Green,pink,blue

[warped plume]

So u just have an insane huge inv ? ._.

[thin whale]

not that huge

maybe worth 45k

[abstract turtle]

Mines like 20k

[thin whale]

and i hate when standoff stole 20% of my golds

i changed my set 6 times

[warped plume]

Mine s around 8k

[abstract turtle]

Thats why i always wait when market drops because that way i can sell off my stuff for a decent profit while being safe from the tax

[warped plume]

I also got scammed of around 9k 1 year ago

[blissful laurel]

[warped plume]

At this time i m with my entire inv on + cause i bought the skins low asf at the start of the year

[thin whale]

man im deadass if i want to sell my m9 kumo its 11k but with this tax 9k

buy some fable box

free gold

[warped plume]

Yup...that s why ppl with huge inv's transfer the items from one to other with 0.03

[warped plume]

Nah , it s old collection , it will be like 80 gold at start the cade and the box probably 1.5 g
Maybe after some entire months will hit the 125 point , so it s 100

Fable is a veeeeeery long term investment

It s not good on short , but very good for long term because butterfly is a very nice knife

Can t say the same abt empire or revenge...

[thin whale]

100+ there is no way it will drop to 90-

[warped plume]

I can bet on it , but only the starting price will drop low asf , 75 - 85 , after it s stabilising (12 to 24 hours after appearing in market) , it will probably stagnate at 90 - 100

[proud hedge]

#📸│photos they Trolled Me,

[gilded stream]

Any1 giving sum skins or atleast 10-15 gold??

[warped plume]

You have gold in balance ?

[zealous edge]

new uptade when?

[thin whale]

bro the case worth 100g no one gonna sell it for 80 trust me

[gilded stream]

Yea 6 gold only I'm broke

[warped plume]

You don t know how dumb the little kids are...

[junior frigate]

.

[warped plume]

Oh..unfortunately i can t give u skins..u need more gold to put order

[gilded stream]

How much..?

[warped plume]

Doesn t matter
Just profit about the time you aren t timeouted for begging
😆

[gilded stream]

I'm just asking not begging

[deft silo]

yo guys

[compact blaze]

Begging in short

Smh

[thin whale]

daym how did you found my inv lmao @warped plume

[warped plume]

Just use the little magnyfing glass in the top right corner

Why u have 2 smoke skins tho

[thin whale]

i have more than 2

tbh i have alot of skins in my inv but ill not sell'em rn

[warped plume]

Yes

[thin whale]

when i want to buy something and i dont have that much gold ill sell any shi

[warped plume]

Makes sense

[thin whale]

btw i just came back to standoff

never played since 2023

[warped plume]

I had bancode 1002

And i was manually unbanned

[thin whale]

why?

[warped plume]

I plaid with big ping in tdm and some random clipped me teleporting

😂

Fortunate i had proof that my ping was 600 and i wasn t playing from home

[modest stag]

e

[oak otter]

whats the most efficient mode to get coins???

[modest stag]

duel

[deft silo]

allies i guess

[modest stag]

yh allies too

[deft silo]

but you need good teammate

[modest stag]

fr

[thin whale]

play tdm or prop hunt

[oak otter]

prop hunts dead

[thin whale]

tdm you have to play but prop just afk and you will have it by luck

[thin whale]

they removed it?

[oak otter]

No

Just

i cant find a server

[deft silo]

nobody plays that

[thin whale]

france or nether

[oak otter]

long matchmaking times + just 1 or 2 people when i finally get in

[honest lava]

Can you craft with revival stuff

[thin whale]

yes

[gray mauve]

Whats good yall am back

[unreal sluice]

[thin whale]

welcome

[earnest wasp]

Guys

Someone have gold karambit??

[unreal sluice]

In 0.38.0 for the lobby customisation will I be able to pick skins from my inventory for the guy to Hold?

[gray mauve]

Lilith whats good

[honest lava]

Ik someone

[unreal sluice]

@thin whale my role upgraded from elite to legend hehe

[thin whale]

why

[thin whale]

i see.. congrats

[mossy hedge]

Hello

[echo viper]

Hi

[thin whale]

i knew you'll carry them

[gray mauve]

Lilith how are u

[still heron]

ohh I remember when u where elite, now it's nice to see u legend

[mossy hedge]

What do yall think, would they bring a pass in the update or another event?

[thin whale]

pass

[ashen rock]

we need gold

I'm broke

[mossy hedge]

Dont you get bored waiting for the update?

[ashen rock]

zz

[compact blaze]

Damn

You got legend rank?

[thin whale]

i dont gaf about so2 at all

so yea

[rich crow]

Yo i have a question

[thin whale]

say so

[rich crow]

Since when you get a new hitmark when you hit a knife on wall or any object?

[earnest wasp]

I want to buy his knife

[rich crow]

I noticed this only today

[earnest wasp]

I want to buy this knife

[dapper blaze]

This new

[thin whale]

which knife?

[earnest wasp]

Gold karambit

[rich crow]

Yeah this came only today

[thin whale]

ohh

[earnest wasp]

I have 130k

[rich crow]

I think they started updating it, idk

[honest lava]

He aint willin to sell

Sry

[earnest wasp]

Ehhh

[pallid void]

put effect settings to high, it was always there

[dapper blaze]

Next week de update thoo

[rich crow]

I didnt change my settings tho

[rich crow]

Ye ik

[dapper blaze]

Lemme ask you smthng

[rich crow]

And the queue system is fishy, im getting put with legends when im ranger bruh

[thin whale]

yea dont buy it

[pallid void]

it was always there in high settings so dk

[rich crow]

Looks new to me, idk

[dapper blaze]

😭

Sue the game

[unkempt cedar]

Hello

[rich crow]

Bro match ended with me having 3 kills 11 deaths

[unkempt cedar]

I want a promocode

[rich crow]

But we won

[dapper blaze]

Crazyyyy

[rich crow]

But at what cost, i simply got carried

[still minnow]

phew phew

[bronze spire]

Guys

Do uk when there will be update?

[pulsar fractal]

hate this game there is so many cheaters

bro pls new anticheat

[bronze spire]

Agree

[pulsar fractal]

ranked is no playable

[bronze spire]

Yeah fr

[deft silo]

also unranked

[bronze spire]

And braindead temamates

[valid laurel]

Update date V

?

[pulsar fractal]

hope they will add new anti cheat for like zenin dlc cheats user

[bronze spire]

I always get like 40-50 level and 50hrs and against me 110 lvl with 300hrs

[stoic panther]

Hello

[knotty pivot]

These people I play against hitting crazy shots thats all I'll say

[bronze spire]

They will in remaster..but we dont know when it will come out

[pulsar fractal]

the season 11 is coming 1 apri?

or

what

[knotty pivot]

Maybe

[bronze spire]

I hope so

[knotty pivot]

U don't know

[bronze spire]

Waiting for this is so annoying

[knotty pivot]

It 50/50

[knotty pivot]

Just go sleep

Time skip

[slender ferry]

More late

[winged wasp]

@silk moth you are the bot helper, tell me when the season 11 it's coming out

[bronze spire]

Need to grind bro..MMR aint gonna push by itself

[pulsar fractal]

yea like right now i started game

and randomly guy started to skip rounds and he won 8-0 in 5 seconds

[bronze spire]

Tf

Maybe if u wanna play like normal ppl try Faceit

[pulsar fractal]

how can i join?

[bronze spire]

I dont know sorry bro

Wait imma look it up

[pulsar fractal]

okay

[bronze spire]

join dedicated Discord servers, such as Cyber Faceit, and follow specific registration steps

[pulsar fractal]

okay i will try

[rich crow]

When will the new season be released?

[bronze spire]

Sure bro gl

[bronze spire]

We dont know yet

[oblique ridge]

no one knows

It will come

[mighty owl]

O
.

O

O

O

[oblique ridge]

The event that was active has ended

You know what that means

[mighty owl]

[pulsar fractal]

im scared because on official film yt they didnt say anything about new anticheat\

[oblique ridge]

New season will come, new update will come

[pulsar fractal]

if anticheat will not be better this game can be really dead

[unreal sluice]

I lost legend because I played longer than I should have

I was literally falling asleep as I was playing

[oblique ridge]

I think it also has to do with servers, I don't find hackers on the indian server which has active players who play both defuse and ranked. I don't play ranked tho

[pliant lynx]

the new map would be a defuse map right

[unreal sluice]

Yup

[thin whale]

naahh'

[pliant lynx]

not some bs allies or duel map?

[oblique ridge]

Take care of yourself, I know the game is great but but you need eep and food!

[unreal sluice]

I have 2035 mmr now:(

[oblique ridge]

And rest

[unreal sluice]

But I still have showing highest rank: legend

So all good

I can get legend back

[thin whale]

we could play

[unreal sluice]

Later

Rn imma watch hells paradise

[thin whale]

sure i didnt mean now

[pulsar fractal]

and i hope ranked system will be remastered because its bad i need to wait for another game because someone "left"

[thin whale]

lets find a team first

[oblique ridge]

Do you ever play cs2?

[pulsar fractal]

yh

[oblique ridge]

Unrelated question btw

[oblique ridge]

How do you like it?

[pulsar fractal]

its ok

[oblique ridge]

What is your favourite game?

[wintry dove]

wheres update

[pulsar fractal]

i dont really have one

[rich crow]

Around the corner

[past shard]

Hi

[oblique ridge]

It'll come

[thin whale]

lmao

[oblique ridge]

Ah fair

[wintry dove]

does that mean I can not get thl today?

cause the lag finna be crazy

[abstract turtle]

I really need triple legend in s11 like i had in s9 but im not sure its gonna happen because now im on 60hz

[quasi oak]

Brother if you are good even with 60fps u can get thlg

[crystal mango]

They need to add agents to shop

[rich crow]

Your crushing my ego

60hzs is all i have 🙏🏽💔

[abstract turtle]

The fact I’ve already gotten it before on 120 fps makes it even more annoying

[late gazelle]

2023

im crine

[abstract turtle]

🥀

[rich crow]

Skill

[late gazelle]

bro saying skill to a legend

im crine

[rich crow]

And u wanted me to reach legend in 10 days 🙏🏽💔

[rich crow]

Issue

[quasi oak]

Yeah I trust you, I play on 120fps but sometimes i play tdm on 60fps for fun and i see a big difference between 120 and 60

[late gazelle]

that’s possible ngl

[abstract turtle]

Atleast i got my clanmates to assist me in calibration next season
I can easily get legend in comp if i get good ping

[quasi oak]

Obviously you need to have some good teammates because alone is a bit difficult

[opaque crater]

Hello guys

[late gazelle]

[abstract turtle]

Allies and duel is really easy

[rich crow]

Ye i mean the game is team based after all

[opaque crater]

I want to ask if the game gives rewards in rank ?

[quasi oak]

Yeah but when I’m alone and play with randoms I get on my team like champions and enemies are like full legend

[abstract turtle]

Ill easily calibrate legend in duel

[rich crow]

Lmao it happend to me today

[rich crow]

How tf, duel is hard bruh

[late gazelle]

he’s duel carried

[opaque crater]

Hello

[quasi oak]

It happens almost always to me LOL

[abstract turtle]

Ive gotten legend in duel 2 times in s9 and s10

[late gazelle]

hi

[quasi oak]

I play only competitive duel and allies I don’t like them

[rich crow]

Dayum, do you choose a certain map or ur good on all of them?

[quasi oak]

I had a rank on allies maybe only 2 seasons

🤣

[compact blaze]

Congrats then

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[late gazelle]

i had a rank on allies only this season

[quasi oak]

I don’t like allies idk why

[late gazelle]

i absolutely grind allies

400 matches

[abstract turtle]

Duel is my main mode

[abstract turtle]

Only yard

[late gazelle]

no pipeline im crine

[abstract turtle]

700 matches there

[rich crow]

Iccc, so the key is to find which map suits you?

[abstract turtle]

Absolutely horrible map

[late gazelle]

😭🕊️

[abstract turtle]

Yeah i dont reckon playing on different maps

[rich crow]

Because i have a map that im good, but i never get it on queue cause i put it on random

[abstract turtle]

Just choose a single map and get good at it

[rich crow]

Alright ill start doing hanami

[rich crow]

I have already

Just didnt think of it that way

[abstract turtle]

I meant duel

😭

[rich crow]

Ye

The map that represents hanami

[late gazelle]

temple?

[compact blaze]

Temple?

[abstract turtle]

Temple

[rich crow]

I forgot its name thats why i called it hanami lol

Ye

I got almost pheonix playing there in one day

[compact blaze]

It came back when sakura was around nah?

So it's sakura themed in a way nah?

[rich crow]

Nah man i fumbled

[rich crow]

It looks like it, still cool tho

[devout bobcat]

Temple is still in Sakura form

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[late gazelle]

im a newgen so idk what sakura looks like😔

[devout bobcat]

They might wanna change it

[abstract turtle]

It was peak

💔

[compact blaze]

Better than hanami imo but might not be the opinion of everyone 🫧 🐡

[late gazelle]

my account was around that time but i never played it that time

i didn’t touch my account until nov 2025

i played mlbb back then

[rich crow]

Ive played sakura map only once

[late gazelle]

im crine

[tepid jolt]

yo sup games

[late gazelle]

OHHHH i unlocked a memory

[vague dew]

it was buns and newgen dw

[tepid jolt]

wht you mean

[late gazelle]

Nah i loved that shi

i remember playing on it now

[vague dew]

OG zone9 was so goated, like the one in 2019 etc

and can i somehow change my role from champion?
feel like a noob now ;v

[warm moat]

well see

[clear basin]

hello guys,i m new to this so2 discord sevrer and i am happy to meet you all!

[warm moat]

actually dont

[warm moat]

why are you happy again

[clear basin]

wdym?

[warm moat]

why arent you the happiest man on the planet right now

[unreal sluice]

Tyyy

[warm moat]

you are on the great axlebolt's server afterall

[heady orbit]

Hi

[clear basin]

idk

i am just happy to meet you

[compact blaze]

You're welcome

[hollow dew]

axlebolts horrid and terrific server

[compact blaze]

Unlike you i don't think i possess the skill to climb lmao

[hollow oriole]

#1386264188246032426 message

[warm moat]

me personally, i'd give you a hug but i'm on the other side of screen so just leave it be 🙏

[clear basin]

a hug?

[devout bobcat]

5 seconds until the enemy reaches the battlefield. Smash them

🦛

[clear basin]

well,i think that s too much😅

[warm moat]

@devout bobcat mako's gone

:(

[late gazelle]

All troops deployed

[warm moat]

MAKO'S GONE

[unreal sluice]

I lost it tho because I played when I was tired, now I have 2035 mmr:((

But it’s fineee

[devout bobcat]

Wasn’t me

[unreal sluice]

I still have highest rank: legend

[warm moat]

😭

how will i make people submit now

[devout bobcat]

Why is he gone

[late gazelle]

2 days ago i was 2200 mmr now im 2023

[warm moat]

no idea, maybe cuz keya aint here

:3

afterall me and mako used to bully keya

[unreal sluice]

It’s fine we will still get the arcane charm

[warm moat]

after which, he essentially has no purpose

[unreal sluice]

For rank

[compact blaze]

Still better than what i can do 🫧 🐡

[devout bobcat]

nice unmoderated chat

[late gazelle]

nice mods not reading my ticket for 5 hours

[devout bobcat]

Sip coffee and watch the server fumble

[devout bobcat]

Nice eating out with the boys

I dragged them into a little race on our way back to campus

(I won by simply being a biker)

[devout bobcat]

The random red civic joining the trip:

[drowsy crescent]

Do you guys struggle finding ranked matches in NA without high ping?
I'm thinking about creating a Discord-based competitive system (like FACEIT) with its own matchmaking, ELO, and tournaments specifically for NA players.
Would you actually use it if it worked well?

[late gazelle]

there’s one

[drowsy crescent]

I would like to make it an app

More than a discord server

[devout bobcat]

It’s gonna fumble like everybody else

[mossy hedge]

🥀

[late gazelle]

idk bro im not from na

[devout bobcat]

Saw like 20 people posting the same idea and 75% never made it beyond the server

The rest didn’t last 6 months

🦛

Experience is valuable

[mossy hedge]

Btw it aint easy to make an app with that functionality

[clear basin]

can someone give me some gold please?

[late gazelle]

nice answer time ~30 mins at 7:51pm

[mossy hedge]

Another one asking for gold

[devout bobcat]

Nice emote fail

🦕

[clear basin]

please?

[late gazelle]

no begging for gold

[mossy hedge]

Holy cornball

[rich crow]

Put random skin on 670 ill buy

[devout bobcat]

If someone begs from you, would you be fine with it?

And that person didn’t even use it to survive but to feed his addiction

[clear basin]

really?

[late gazelle]

if begging is your power then what are you without it

[mossy hedge]

He joined the server today only 🥀

[rich crow]

Do i look like someone who is ragebaiting

[devout bobcat]

Do not enable this kind of behavior, it’s disgusting

[clear basin]

no

[rich crow]

Skill

[late gazelle]

my emoji

[devout bobcat]

[waxen hearth]

no update today…

[rich crow]

Alright be a good goy and put it before i change my mind

[late gazelle]

Basss

[clear basin]

ok

[devout bobcat]

Gasss

[late gazelle]

[mossy hedge]

Watched that video?

[late gazelle]

psssss boom

🕊️

[rich crow]

Theres a lot of videos about goy

[clear basin]

pattern 454

epic spkin on usp

ghosts

[mossy hedge]

Not thaat, im talking bout the peeks

[rich crow]

Alright, just wait im banned from market for 67 hours

[clear basin]

oh,okay

[rich crow]

Yes, im using the xan one

[late gazelle]

pls big yahu i need more taxpayer money i’ll be a good goy

[devout bobcat]

I’m glad begging is illegal in my state

[mossy hedge]

Lmao

[clear basin]

is it a joke?

[mossy hedge]

Oh nc

[mossy hedge]

No he showed ss

[rich crow]

Actually im joking im really sorry i would have given u if had i swear

I felt bad ngl

[devout bobcat]

You can report to the cops if you see someone begging and have them removed from the city

[mossy hedge]

🥀

[rich crow]

Evil

[mossy hedge]

Weak

[dusk barn]

Any NL or BE players here ?

[rich crow]

Nah man

[clear basin]

no problem,thank you tho for trying to be kind

[mossy hedge]

Best sidekick ngl

[mossy hedge]

🥀

[devout bobcat]

Free organ donors

[rich crow]

At your service, just focuse on the game. When u become a good player you'll find ways to earn gold

[clear basin]

alrigth

[devout bobcat]

To become rich, step one 1: be rich

[mossy hedge]

Yk in my country, anyone can record people who break the traffic rules and get them tickets

[rich crow]

Oh and you can get timed out for begging, so thats that

[mossy hedge]

You even get a small portion to keep for yourself

[rich crow]

Sounds fun

[mossy hedge]

I do that a lot

[late gazelle]

idk about my country laws

[devout bobcat]

The road transport agency made an app where you can snitch on people for breaking the traffic laws

[mossy hedge]

Its like $10 for 20, tickets

20-25

[devout bobcat]

Not wearing a seatbelt? Record, submit. Fancy plate? Record, submit

[mossy hedge]

Yeah

[mossy hedge]

No helmets

[late gazelle]

fancy plate

[mossy hedge]

Jumping red lights

3 on a motorcycle

[devout bobcat]

Custom fonts most of the time to make the letters and numbers look like a word

[rich crow]

I finna be a camera man from skibidi series if i were there lol

[late gazelle]

font

[devout bobcat]

Unfortunately the app is rarely used due to everyone’s tolerance

[rich crow]

Dont even try to judge skibidi series it has epic lore i swear

[strong bay]

this is an so2 server

[rich crow]

Skibidi

[late gazelle]

i have this sticker and i don’t even know what server this is from

[devout bobcat]

They carry the principle “if they didn’t mess with you, don’t mess with them”

[rich crow]

Click on it bruh

It'll show you

[late gazelle]

invite only server be like

[rich crow]

So that means it aint from your servers

[devout bobcat]

It’s my dad’s server

He got a taste when he married my mom

[terse lance]

WHEN'S that update coming bro

[devout bobcat]

I ate it

Chef!

[late gazelle]

idk bro someday

[terse lance]

I mean i hope in this perceivable universe

[devout bobcat]

April as always

[terse lance]

So, tomorrow?

[late gazelle]

[quartz forge]

Just release it

[terse lance]

No wait im tripping, the day after tomorrow

[late gazelle]

yea tomorrow

it’s 12am

[quartz forge]

Not for everyone

[terse lance]

I am NOT staying up until 12am for update

Does that not make me a true standoffer?

[late gazelle]

no folk it’s 12am where i live

[terse lance]

Oh

[quartz forge]

Nah

[devout bobcat]

The true “standoffer” shall ascend to the helper position, that’s the real deal

[late gazelle]

im crine

no custom emoji

[devout bobcat]

And you gotta cooked yourself so much to the point you can predict when the next season will come before the trailer even arrives

[late gazelle]

server boost 16h

[terse lance]

You js flexing on us peasants

[quartz forge]

🦜

[devout bobcat]

[atomic oxide]

Poopoo fart

[quartz forge]

Drip

[devout bobcat]

Nice vest

Chauffeur

[late gazelle]

🦛 i am so hot

3 degrees

[devout bobcat]

I am so cold

[late gazelle]

[devout bobcat]

🦕

26°C at 12:47 am

[late gazelle]

[devout bobcat]

For the UK people this is like global warming at midnight

🦩

[late gazelle]

when the weather app says 3 degrees but feels like -12

[mighty owl]

Can i curse

[devout bobcat]

26°C feels like 27°C

[late gazelle]

no

[devout bobcat]

📯🦣

[late gazelle]

insta timeout

[late gazelle]

confundido

[devout bobcat]

He gotta find out himself

[mighty owl]

Damn

[rich crow]

Cap

[mighty owl]

Ok im leaving before that

[devout bobcat]

People don’t learn theoretical concept, they learn through practicality

[rich crow]

I learn to go legend in rank

[late gazelle]

Gshambo

orj irenkude garaash

goy te

[upper copper]

When will be new season?

[rich crow]

@rotund osprey he talking asian west language

[devout bobcat]

Ax, can we blacklist the word “update” again

[late gazelle]

West im crine

[rich crow]

South

Make it south

[late gazelle]

east

[devout bobcat]

Do it for the 2nd time, for the sake of funny

[rich crow]

No south

[rich crow]

Nah u do

[late gazelle]

hutsd bgnbe

east

[devout bobcat]

Nuh uh I’m retired

[rich crow]

No

[rich crow]

South

[late gazelle]

north

[rich crow]

I send nukes from iran if you dont say south

[late gazelle]

we have good relationship with iran

[devout bobcat]

Just nuke every single place

[rich crow]

What country?

[devout bobcat]

The world would be better off without the superpowers

[late gazelle]

not doxxing myself

[rich crow]

I nuke retired nitro server boosters

[rich crow]

Bruh

[jaunty pier]

Country ain't doxxing cuh

[devout bobcat]

Where’s your nitro

[late gazelle]

it is cuh

[rich crow]

I spent the money on more reasonable things 🤓

[rich crow]

Scared

[jaunty pier]

No??

[late gazelle]

folk

[rich crow]

I can give you my ip adress rn

[jaunty pier]

Folk

[rich crow]

And nuthin would happen

[devout bobcat]

More like “I have limited disposable income” 🤓

[rich crow]

Nope

[late gazelle]

ok whatever

[rich crow]

I am reasonable men

[late gazelle]

ip address aint shit

[rich crow]

So is country

[late gazelle]

my ip address location shows up as a city im 600km away from

[rich crow]

Ip adress = country

They both aint shit

I am smart

[devout bobcat]

One day the ip address location sits close to my home, another day it suddenly travels 300 km from the original position

[rich crow]

Borgir

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

He had enough of yo shi

[jaunty pier]

You can get your location from it

[shrewd copper]

Hello

[late gazelle]

nab my ip address been 600km away from me for 7 years now

[shrewd copper]

When is updated?

[proven stirrup]

U cant

[jaunty pier]

You can

[proven stirrup]

I have it

Try to uldate

[rich crow]

He was updated yesterday

[proven stirrup]

Update

[shrewd copper]

I don't have xdd

[proven stirrup]

Restart your phone

[late gazelle]

it’ll just show a random building ulaanbaatar which i don’t even live in

[shrewd copper]

Im restartong

[rich crow]

Go to settings

[shrewd copper]

Where

[rich crow]

Search reset factory

[rich crow]

Search reset factory

[proven stirrup]

They ill go to that building and ill go 600 km and ill find you

[shrewd copper]

Wait

[jaunty pier]

100% riel

[proven stirrup]

No sciam

[late gazelle]

Try to find the direction

[proven stirrup]

Ill go on all of them

[rich crow]

When you do press yes, dont mind what the pop up says

[proven stirrup]

Ill bring friends

[devout bobcat]

Send €100 and I’ll send nothing

[shrewd copper]

I don't understeand im polish

[rich crow]

You have phone in english?

[shrewd copper]

No

[late gazelle]

When all directions lead to nowhere because i lied about the distance

[rich crow]

Make english so u can understand me

[shrewd copper]

Ok

[rich crow]

Its 432Km

[late gazelle]

nuh uh

[rich crow]

Say NO like a man