💬│english-chat

[late gazelle]

no1 akimbo lover

[mellow hedge]

💔💔

I hate those weapons bro

[rich crow]

Womp Womp

[queen sequoia]

Dont lie to ur self not gonna help

[queen sequoia]

Cus u bad

[rich crow]

Nah I don't lie to myself but I do to others

[late gazelle]

where waguri banner

[mellow hedge]

Aight 80 bullets abuser🫩

[abstract turtle]

Its not even worth using now
I remember spamming it before it got nerfed

[late gazelle]

more like 40 folk

[queen sequoia]

Sorry 😞

[rich crow]

Folk just say ur bad at the game

[queen sequoia]

Why not

[mellow hedge]

1/10 rage bait

[rich crow]

Akimbos do so little damage

[mellow hedge]

Try rushing with it

[queen sequoia]

Its balanced

[late gazelle]

im crine i cant send emojis

[rich crow]

U telling me u can't kill a guy in 1 second while they have to shoot for 3 secs

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

Just one tap

[mellow hedge]

My ahh 3 secs what are u on😭

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

It's called holding the angle from far

[late gazelle]

no gamesense 2400 nub

[languid sinew]

Who want clan wars 4/5 need 1 more fresh clan

[mellow hedge]

Damn

Me

[languid sinew]

Id?

[mellow hedge]

49948200

[languid sinew]

Alr let me add u

[exotic owl]

When does the new update come out?

[rich crow]

67

[mossy hedge]

Damn

[exotic owl]

Just say

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[mossy hedge]

67days

[languid sinew]

Leave ur clan

[rich crow]

Say

[sour spear]

When will the update happen

[mellow hedge]

Oh then hold on

[exotic owl]

Thx

[worthy skiff]

Our little comedians

[compact blaze]

2093

[compact blaze]

[mellow hedge]

The year

[late gazelle]

🫧 🐡

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[compact blaze]

Yeah

Trust

[rich crow]

[languid sinew]

Hurry up

[rich crow]

@prime fable I miss you

[mellow hedge]

I am wait

[rich crow]

🫧

[queen sequoia]

🫧

[worthy skiff]

Does anyone know where season change or y’all are useless

[languid sinew]

[rich crow]

Wdym?

[rich crow]

Who is folk

[late gazelle]

folk thinks he tuff

[rich crow]

Let me check my pockets

Sadly no, none left

🥀

[rich crow]

[queen sequoia]

When will i find my akimbo lover? 🥺

[rich crow]

Did you play the 1v1 lol

[late gazelle]

^

[rich crow]

Me

[rich crow]

Against that girl from c3

[queen sequoia]

🥹🥹🥹

[rich crow]

Let's marry

I think she beat yo ahh

Shame on you bullying a clan mate

[late gazelle]

^

[rich crow]

Do you play on pc

Nab

[late gazelle]

nab indeed

imagine no pc

[rich crow]

Always the iphone users bullying I swear

Tch tch

Nah

I'm a villain not a monster

Chinese

Folk

You just proving my words

Apple users thinking they above others

I find it funny ur cool

[late gazelle]

nabs mobile user

[rich crow]

Bros phone is the same length as a toy phone

[late gazelle]

nah i game on my 75 inch 4k oled bravia tv

[shrewd spade]

Allies ?

[rich crow]

Yoo i got news

Not sure tho

[rich crow]

Folk don't make me pull out to 90 inch tv

Trailer coming tmrw

I could see whole dune with it

[late gazelle]

folk pull it out

[rich crow]

I'm outside sonion

[jaunty pier]

I play with a 360 inch tv

[rich crow]

Pro

[late gazelle]

skill issue bradar

[queen sequoia]

Arent we already?

[rich crow]

Nuh uh

[shrewd spade]

124895605

[rich crow]

No I'm already with halo

But I can leave him for you

[jaunty pier]

That's mad

[late gazelle]

folk

[rich crow]

FOLK

[oak otter]

pls beach

[rich crow]

This server is down bad

[late gazelle]

ok gonna go outside for the first time

since march started

[rich crow]

It's march

You know what it means

[late gazelle]

i do not folk

[rich crow]

Oh right

It's a reference me and my friend from 2018 would get

[late gazelle]

yeha thats you and your friend

[rich crow]

I'm actually schizophrenic and that friend ain't real

[jaunty pier]

What are y'all doing for April first

[sharp badger]

when is the update?

[rich crow]

Laugh at myself for being the biggest joke of a person ever

[jaunty pier]

Oh come on

Don't say that

[stray violet]

Killing m1axxl as a prank (it'll be so funny)

[rich crow]

I pranked myself by ruining my life

@abstract turtle theres a trailer coming tmrw, not sure.

[jaunty pier]

Buddy you didn't ruin nun

I'm cutting my brothers brakes

🥹✌️

[abstract turtle]

Yeah it is

[rich crow]

I broke my friends bicycle's gear mechanism for a joke

[jaunty pier]

W

[rich crow]

Firing squad pls

[mossy hedge]

Hogya legend?

[abstract turtle]

Nah

[stray violet]

Better yet, hook up a cut off switch to his thermostat so it cuts power to the engine when it warms up. That way it shuts off when he hits the highway and will have no brakes, steering, or airbags. By the time help arrives, the engine will cool down enough to turn back on like normal and he'll look crazy

[abstract turtle]

Not happening

[mossy hedge]

Why

[tough meadow]

[late gazelle]

sniped from 500km away

[queen sequoia]

🥺

[rich crow]

Crazy? I was crazy once

[stray violet]

Changba, kill m1axxl

[rich crow]

Who's that

[stray violet]

I mean m2axxl

[jaunty pier]

Hey locked me in a room

A rubber room

[rich crow]

:3

[jaunty pier]

:>

[abstract turtle]

Im too noob to get it

[blissful laurel]

👋

[rich crow]

Mods remove his tablet

[mossy hedge]

Kitni mmr?

[blissful laurel]

whay?

😭

[jaunty pier]

Let kids be gng😭

[rich crow]

I didn't had a tablet neither a phone till I was in highschool

Why should they have

[blissful laurel]

nah im go offline agian

:f

:D

[jaunty pier]

I didn't till I bought it myself

[rich crow]

Pro

[jaunty pier]

Ig your right

But let them have fun

[rich crow]

I know 😔 im just jealous

[jaunty pier]

Lol dw

Life ain't fair

[dapper blaze]

A nub is jelous

Damn

[oak otter]

can u get knifes for free in this game??

[jaunty pier]

Yes

[oak otter]

like from crates or levels

[oak otter]

how

[jaunty pier]

Crates

[oak otter]

which ones

[jaunty pier]

Grind for coins

Get normal cases

Sell the weapons

Get 100 gold

[oak otter]

yea i got coins but all of them dont have a knife

[jaunty pier]

Get a gold crate

[oak otter]

ahhhhh

[jaunty pier]

And you can get a knife

[oak otter]

so uh

[rich crow]

Meow

[jaunty pier]

Meow

[oak otter]

how long would that take me

[languid sinew]

4/5 cw who wants?

[jaunty pier]

3/5 days

[rich crow]

6/7

[oak otter]

amazing

can i sell common skins

[jaunty pier]

But if you get incredibly lucky

1 day

[languid sinew]

Who want clan wars we need 1 more

[jaunty pier]

Those are like 0.09 cents😭

[oak otter]

and who would buy them lmao

[jaunty pier]

A lot of people

[oak otter]

so i should go for rare/legendaries?

[jaunty pier]

Idk why

[oak otter]

worth a shot then

[jaunty pier]

Yes

[rich crow]

Get 10 arcanes to craft into 1 nameless

[jaunty pier]

Rare sell from 3 to 9

[jaunty pier]

Yea I was boutta say ts

[oak otter]

wait i got one rare skin

[jaunty pier]

YOU STEALER

:<

[oak otter]

thats my best one rn

desert eagle's violet flame

how much would that fetch me

[jaunty pier]

Like

1

😭

[languid sinew]

Who wants clan wars 4/5

[oak otter]

shucks

[rich crow]

Don't bully them please not without me

[jaunty pier]

Yea it's rlly hard to get things

[jaunty pier]

Bully who😭

[rich crow]

I got a job then gambled it alll

Easy

[jaunty pier]

Tomorrow

Ima get a 20€ gc

If I don't get a butterfly knife

Ima kms

[rich crow]

I've said the exact same sentence 10 times 😭😭

[waxen hearth]

When will update be released?

[jaunty pier]

Me

[rich crow]

Still alive yet never unboxing any

[jaunty pier]

Buddy

Let it happen

[slender ferry]

How

[jaunty pier]

I'll sponsor

Trust

You give knife first tho

[fickle osprey]

If I wanted to sell my inventory and is a lot stuff should a sold it by parts or try to find someone to buy the account?

[slender ferry]

I got no knife

[jaunty pier]

You said to sponsor for a knife

[rich crow]

I spent a total of about 250 260 euros I am regretting hard but that small dopamine is fun

[jaunty pier]

HOLY

Alr rich boy

[fickle osprey]

He wants a knife

[jaunty pier]

I see😭😭😭

[fickle osprey]

That’s what he trying to say

[slender ferry]

Yea

[jaunty pier]

Ooohh

I dunno then

[slender ferry]

In other words online begging

[abstract turtle]

@mossy hedge 1772

[rich crow]

Hahahahahahahaa

Broke boi

How much you need

[tough meadow]

[rich crow]

What's your goal I'm not gonna help tho

[timid flower]

🌚

Nice

[rich crow]

I miss the old font on so2

[steep marsh]

nice blya

[late gazelle]

font

[tough meadow]

Begging isn't allowed guys

[fickle osprey]

So

[rich crow]

Times are rough

[fickle osprey]

Fr

[rich crow]

When does the new season come out?

[rich crow]

I would beg too but I still have some shame left in me

[blissful laurel]

-_-

[late gazelle]

bro replying to messages from 2 hours

oh wait

[rich crow]

Stop bullying kids pls

[late gazelle]

no

i have free will

[rich crow]

Ok sonion

[rich crow]

Yea I also have that

I thwor birks

[late gazelle]

yes but are you a kid yourself?

[rich crow]

I was one once

[late gazelle]

well i am now

[rich crow]

Folk can't drive a car

[blissful laurel]

MEOWWWWW

guys im bored

:(

[rich crow]

Go scrim

[blissful laurel]

how?

[rich crow]

I don't know

[blissful laurel]

-_-

......

[rich crow]

[arctic orbit]

Sorry, can I ask you something?

[late gazelle]

im crine

[pearl tinsel]

folk doesn’t know

[rich crow]

Go scrim

[pearl tinsel]

hell is that

[rich crow]

Bruh

[random bear]

When Will be s11 in game?

[rich crow]

Uhh it's clan vs clan

[late gazelle]

im crine

[pearl tinsel]

i’m not in a clan🥹✌🏻

[late gazelle]

folk doesnt know

[rich crow]

Get a job

[pearl tinsel]

i think you like crine

[pearl tinsel]

hmm

[rich crow]

I have a kebab store

Come work

[pearl tinsel]

where

[late gazelle]

Ofc you have one

[rich crow]

Next to me

[pearl tinsel]

insert i guess bro gif

[rich crow]

I know it sounds funny but we really do

😹

[thorn geyser]

Hello

[pearl tinsel]

sticker works, thanks pal

[late gazelle]

no gif

i timeout

[thorn geyser]

"Pal"

[fossil pulsar]

Which charm looks good on the AK 2 years?

[thorn geyser]

In the big 26

[thorn geyser]

The claw thingy

[rich crow]

Folk

[tough meadow]

[stray violet]

🦩

[thorn geyser]

Nerd

[rich crow]

Nice balance

Buff ump

[thorn geyser]

Buff ping issues

[rich crow]

wassup evryone

[thorn geyser]

Idk whats down tho

[stray violet]

Buff ump, nerf m4a1, nerf akimbo Uzi, kill m1axxl

[rich crow]

Who help me to push up rank ?

[silver crane]

bro when is the update coming?

[rich crow]

Ah hn we got a vibecoder in here gg

[thorn geyser]

I vouch on the last option

[thorn geyser]

Its already out lol

[thorn geyser]

Update ur game

[rich crow]

It's out

[thorn geyser]

Its been out for like 2 days already

[rich crow]

Did update come to Standoff

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[thorn geyser]

New hud looks so cool

[compact blaze]

Wild

[stray violet]

The fog is here

[thorn geyser]

Yes bro

[rich crow]

Always the haters

Trying to take me down

[silver crane]

i cant update the game and the lobby is still the ame

[thorn geyser]

Check again for updates

God I love spreading misinformation online 😛

[rich crow]

Misinformation:

[thorn geyser]

Gurt: yo

[rich crow]

Kill nyx

[noble anchor]

My cat gave birth before the update arrived.

[late gazelle]

boiiii ts was 1 year ago😂😂🫱🫱

[noble anchor]

where is the update?

jesus.

[warm moat]

My dog bit a bee

[rich crow]

Nice kedi

[noble anchor]

🤨

[rich crow]

:3

[thorn geyser]

I have an idea for #🌅│fan-art ... what if we add a new kunai skin called the "plug" and its a full metal design referencing a buhh pluhh

[rich crow]

Pro

[late gazelle]

buhh pluhh

[thorn geyser]

Buhh pluhh

[late gazelle]

aint hard

[rich crow]

Bruh

[thorn geyser]

Nah let me cook now

[rich crow]

You cooked it raw gng

[thorn geyser]

Lowk the jkommando will feel better

[noble anchor]

Do they really intend to bring the update?

[rich crow]

SONION

[late gazelle]

filter this folk

[rich crow]

Chill out

[thorn geyser]

😭😭✌🏻

[solid perch]

[thorn geyser]

Getting banned speedrun

[rich crow]

We understand your needs but please

[rich crow]

Bro what

I just realized what your meaning

[thorn geyser]

Nah imagine opening the stiletto inside the buhh

[rich crow]

[thorn geyser]

Mi bomboo

[solid perch]

[rich crow]

Not cool

[rich crow]

What you on bro

[thorn geyser]

You, twin 😍

[hot ether]

Hi

[rich crow]

Sting is better

Than stiletto

[thorn geyser]

Mmmmmhhh now u talkin

[hot ether]

Whats sting

[rich crow]

Zamn zaddy im all in for it 😈💝

[thorn geyser]

Knife

[late gazelle]

folkfolkfolk

[rich crow]

I like the reverse grip on that

Okay we chill now

[hot ether]

Knife skin

[thorn geyser]

Yo hepstein come get yo boy

[rich crow]

No more freaky

[rich crow]

Gng you started it

[stray violet]

How about you reverse grip a gun pointed straight to your head

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[rich crow]

Wait actually, @thorn geyser how old are you 🤯

[late gazelle]

sting is ugly (i have one)

[thorn geyser]

Why yall hate on my boy mlaxxl

[thorn geyser]

Im 54

[rich crow]

I still need a few achievements to get

[devout bobcat]

Mantis is a plastic knife (I have one)

[rich crow]

Lore accurate freaky guy

[stray violet]

Nvm. Computer, divert this message to fonted

[rich crow]

Im 19, finna deport you to epstein lala land

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[rich crow]

If your age starts with a 1 pack it up

[thorn geyser]

When will standoff 2 remaster the training ground 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[late gazelle]

what if im 1

[thorn geyser]

If your age is 2 digits PACK IT UP 😭😭✌🏻

[stray violet]

Good thing I'm not old enough yet

[thorn geyser]

Reported

[rich crow]

📸

[rich crow]

What's this hate towards 20 yos

[ocean kraken]

hey guys how i can remove my permament ban in standoff 2

[rich crow]

What the hell is this name

[rich crow]

Bro tf

[devout bobcat]

1 year closer to the grave

[rich crow]

I was supposed to get respected

[thorn geyser]

Guys i think the joke flew over his head

[late gazelle]

unc

[compact blaze]

Can't

Cry

[rich crow]

2016 typa username

Dont respond to the guy hes name is taking half of my screen

Also can't get unban rip bozo

[ocean kraken]

my name on standoff was WHO?PSYCHO

[stray violet]

"how can I remove permanent" like are we actually mentally challenged?

[rich crow]

Son 💔🙏

[late gazelle]

what i have this sticker

[rich crow]

They're figuring out slowly give some time

[devout bobcat]

My dismissal still being noticed for a while and I hate it

[thorn geyser]

@rich crow whats ur nick what do I call u

[ocean kraken]

bro i didnt do nothing

[rich crow]

Call me tomorrow 😉

[ocean kraken]

i just tell how to remove my ba

[compact blaze]

That's what they all say

[late gazelle]

w rizz

[devout bobcat]

Install lucky patcher

[thorn geyser]

I'll let you shove 3 jkommandos up my ahh

[stray violet]

Computer, twist this guy's balls

[rich crow]

Blud

[thorn geyser]

Jarvis, more cortisol

[ocean kraken]

nah hell nah i have a 240hz monitor

[thorn geyser]

Blud was too stunned to speak

[devout bobcat]

Long story short: I picked free will instead of being controlled

[late gazelle]

folk

[devout bobcat]

🦕

[late gazelle]

ok garmin video speichen

[thorn geyser]

240hz monitor and that lameahh name

[ocean kraken]

tell me then a nice name then

[stray violet]

We all know this wasn't your choice

[tough meadow]

[compact blaze]

Permanent ban is permanent, you can't get unbanned 🫧 🐡

[plain pagoda]

something like me

[rich crow]

I am flattered

[devout bobcat]

Nice to see they’re banning emulator players who screwed up the system

[thorn geyser]

Put this 2016 indian lookin font away 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[devout bobcat]

🦩

[ocean kraken]

nah bro but im not using no cheats i swear on god life

[rich crow]

Agree

[devout bobcat]

I’m a liberal

[thorn geyser]

You can be more 🤭

[thorn geyser]

Ofc he HAD to bring politics into this...

[plain pagoda]

bro swear on god life😭😭😭😭

[stray violet]

Ok then. Liberate my nuts from your chin then

[devout bobcat]

Did you modify the game file by any means?

[thorn geyser]

😭😭😭😭✌🏻

[devout bobcat]

Nuh uh, I’m still eating those

[thorn geyser]

Hall of fame deez nuts joke

[stray violet]

Oh ok. Enjoy!

[rich crow]

Down bad for fish nuts imagine

[thorn geyser]

Does fish have nuts?

[devout bobcat]

Fih

[rich crow]

Mhmm

[late gazelle]

aga

[rich crow]

I do rather have my google clean yes

[thorn geyser]

Lets slime fonted

[devout bobcat]

Bro thinks he

[elder radish]

meow

[stray violet]

Bro will never be

[thorn geyser]

Stinky

[elder radish]

LMAO

[rich crow]

:3

[elder radish]

:3

[devout bobcat]

won’t stick to bro

[elder radish]

pspsppspsppspps

[thorn geyser]

🫩

[rich crow]

rawr

[thorn geyser]

🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

🫪

[elder radish]

woah

[thorn geyser]

Is this a box for anyone? "🫩"

[rich crow]

[stray violet]

Naw

[rich crow]

Nuh uh

🫩🫩

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[devout bobcat]

Nice outdated software

[stray violet]

Nice box

[elder radish]

is the update out 🤓

[rich crow]

I see a triangle is it bad

[rich crow]

[rich crow]

Yes

[thorn geyser]

Yes its been 2 days

[devout bobcat]

I think you 🫪

[stray violet]

[elder radish]

shi i don’t trust u doe

[thorn geyser]

U gotta join the illuminati kow

[elder radish]

i believe you

[rich crow]

Thought we were friends

[stray violet]

It takes 3 seconds to check 🪫

[thorn geyser]

Check for unself

[rich crow]

Nah i have the opposite beliefs of those

[thorn geyser]

Hah suck it @rich crow

[elder radish]

friendships come with uh

[elder radish]

uh

[thorn geyser]

Uh

[devout bobcat]

Come with fih

[elder radish]

[stray violet]

The come with eggwah the come with eggwah

[thorn geyser]

Uhhh

[elder radish]

uhhhh

[stray violet]

Eggwah 💥

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

(Vine boom)

[elder radish]

come up with something

[devout bobcat]

Big Mongus

[thorn geyser]

are these samosas?

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

With something: comes up

[thorn geyser]

[late gazelle]

mongoose

[elder radish]

YAO SAMOSA

[devout bobcat]

Amongus a mongoose

[thorn geyser]

Standoff 2 samosa

@thorn geyser

[thorn geyser]

What

Oh

[elder radish]

narc

[stray violet]

Amoonguss playing among us on a mongoose

[elder radish]

@elder radish

[thorn geyser]

Dima wallhacks?

[devout bobcat]

[late gazelle]

yes

[devout bobcat]

Nice Uves reference

[thorn geyser]

W guy

Budget bbno$

[elder radish]

kyt

[devout bobcat]

Kiloyeeter per tour

[rich crow]

:3

[late gazelle]

iknowright (i dont know what is uves)

[elder radish]

WHAT IS THAY 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[thorn geyser]

Guys

I don't have stage 4 cancer

[rich crow]

Guys

[late gazelle]

nice

[elder radish]

rookie numbers

[queen sequoia]

Cool 🆒

[rich crow]

Fake

[elder radish]

hit stage 5 already poser

[hollow whale]

It's time for you to cook

[stray violet]

Bro barely on stage 4 ☠️

[thorn geyser]

it was nice meeting yall ❤️‍🩹

[rich crow]

Nah it was bad meeting you

Freaky unc

[elder radish]

[stray violet]

Lying final boss

[thorn geyser]

I did lie

Im not actually 54

[elder radish]

you’re 54 years young?

[ivory agate]

Who trynna sell nebula kara for 3k gold

[elder radish]

thas crazy

[hollow whale]

But the cancer part is true ??

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[thorn geyser]

Noone

[ivory agate]

Who

[thorn geyser]

What?

[earnest wasp]

Someone have gold karambit?

[rich crow]

My hair looks like lettuce how to fix it I'm crying

[stray violet]

Cabbage head

[late gazelle]

im crine

[thorn geyser]

Let us see 🔥

[hollow whale]

Make salad of it

[elder radish]

engine oil
rinse twice

[earnest wasp]

Someone have gold karambit?

[stray violet]

Not anymore

[elder radish]

i cut my hair too short yesterday

[rich crow]

Was ist das

[late gazelle]

fih spare 50 gold

[thorn geyser]

@stray violet 1v1, winner has to insert something inside me

[rich crow]

But I pick the item

[stray violet]

Naw

[stray violet]

Ok ok opening game rn nnnnnmm

[hollow whale]

[earnest wasp]

Someone have gold karambit?

[thorn geyser]

this guy picks the item 🗣

[thorn geyser]

Yo ur irl name is jim?

[late gazelle]

waht

no

[brisk dome]

guys when will season11 gonna came?

[thorn geyser]

Already out

[rich crow]

I got the coolest name here

[stray violet]

Guys when s13 release

[hollow whale]

🧢

[thorn geyser]

No its weird and unreadable

[brisk dome]

huh????? when???

[queen sequoia]

Are you molly in game?

[thorn geyser]

Like 2 days ago

[late gazelle]

nt buddy

[rich crow]

S10 was the end and s11 is the April fool's joke

[lyric pelican]

why is everyone asking this

[stray violet]

[thorn geyser]

Lowk...

[rich crow]

I'm saying irl name

[queen sequoia]

Fonted goated name

[rich crow]

Only 2 people know it

[late gazelle]

nt buddy

[thorn geyser]

Let me guess

Is it

Muhammad?

[rich crow]

Mclovin

[thorn geyser]

HAHAHAHAHA

W ball knowledge

[stray violet]

Blud thinks this name tuff

Amirite @devout bobcat

[rich crow]

My name is the cheese touch

am I kite

[earnest wasp]

Yes

[rich crow]

🪁

[earnest wasp]

How u know

[deft silo]

when the update

[devout bobcat]

Who’s that

[pale atlas]

they said the new ui is coming late march right?

[thorn geyser]

Holy lame announcement

[upbeat tide]

when is the new update?

[pale atlas]

its march 30th when is it coming man

[covert temple]

Helllo

[thorn geyser]

Nah its already out

[pale atlas]

really?

[thorn geyser]

@covert temple

[covert temple]

I finding my wife

[pale atlas]

let me check

[stray violet]

[devout bobcat]

@tough meadow nice unmoderated chat

[thorn geyser]

Ye

[hollow whale]

Nope

[covert temple]

Where is she

[devout bobcat]

[covert temple]

What?

[rich crow]

[thorn geyser]

I've played it bru

[thorn geyser]

Sorry bhule ping diye disi

[warped plume]

U need proof

[pale atlas]

cmon man why lie

[hollow whale]

What imma see

[covert temple]

What?

[warped plume]

It s not enough to just say it

[lime jasper]

Yo

[pale atlas]

last update was 10th of feb

[tough meadow]

[lime jasper]

is there any helper?

[thorn geyser]

I spread misinformation

[lime jasper]

changba

I need help

[covert temple]

Skibidi

[lime jasper]

serious help

[tranquil leaf]

where is new season

[covert temple]

Okay

[devout bobcat]

No

[warm moat]

Which combo will you be going with to satisfy our greed? 👀

Once 0.38.0 releases, you'll be able to pick your agent, gloves, and favorite skin and pay an ABSOLUTELY unworthy amount of money for them
Let’s see your loadouts in ⁠english chat with the help of mere words cuz image perms were never a thing! 👇

[thorn geyser]

"Sorry I pinged you mistakenly" in bangla

[thorn geyser]

No

[stray violet]

Not reading allat unc

[covert temple]

Nah im not bangla

[pale atlas]

ill tell u later

[thorn geyser]

LMAO

[merry spindle]

Update?

[devout bobcat]

I wish I never learned geography

[thorn geyser]

Yes

[lime jasper]

get back please

[thorn geyser]

TS FRYING ME 😭😭✌🏻

[warm moat]

why is bro talking 💔

[devout bobcat]

I don’t wanna know about all of this

[pale atlas]

yeah its out man

[rich crow]

Let's see ur load outs in #💬│english-chat no image perms:

[red river]

when comes out s11? reply

[covert temple]

When is 0.38 released

[pale atlas]

lets see your loadouts!!

[covert temple]

[brisk ice]

It has happened now

[warped plume]

I bet the update comes at the same time with the fable in market.

[merry spindle]

Right now?

[brisk ice]

Rolled out

[pale atlas]

yeah man its great

[covert temple]

Stonk

[rich crow]

[brisk ice]

Go check walmart_store

[warm moat]

i cant stress enough on the fact that these people may just be more unaware than a clownfish in middle of pacific ocean

[red river]

ios and android?

[brisk ice]

Android only

[rich crow]

Hello husband

[lime jasper]

Soo

[rich crow]

Accurate

[red river]

ios?

[rich crow]

I'm your wife

[brisk ice]

Tmrw

[deft silo]

it comes few minutes later?

[red river]

time 00:00?

[brisk ice]

Idk axlevolt hasn't shared

But mostly with 12hours

[grand shell]

guys the update comes out on 17?

april

[red river]

thx

[deft silo]

i can't wait anymore🫩

[merry spindle]

No update?

[lime jasper]

my teammate left me against 2 LEGENDS, And he never came back....

[pale atlas]

not sure

[grand shell]

they released the game on april as I heard

[rich crow]

You can't just ping everyone while people are waiting for an update for a nonsense thing

[devout bobcat]

I’m a catboy

[pale atlas]

they said the UI is coming out on late march but march is already almost over

[thorn geyser]

[rich crow]

Ban the devs

[devout bobcat]

[pale atlas]

when is the end of season anyway

[deft silo]

hurry up devs we want update

[thorn geyser]

Today

[rich crow]

"Soon"

It's all it says

[pale atlas]

amazing

[thorn geyser]

@rich crow

[rich crow]

Wup

[thorn geyser]

Why is there call option

Oh we're friends

Dang nvm

[pale atlas]

so u can call them

it usually puts you in vc with them and you can talk with your voice

[thorn geyser]

Yea no shit sherlock

[sharp badger]

😭

[pale atlas]

its pretty cool

[rich crow]

I need to be clueless about the world like this

[pale atlas]

new discord update i think

[thorn geyser]

Bro you're NOT Shakespeare

[lime jasper]

roles updated

[deft silo]

nice

[pale atlas]

yeah man its sick

[thorn geyser]

Nerd

[rich crow]

67

[pale atlas]

i wasnt able to call people yesterday

thank you discord for the call update

[warm moat]

I'm well beyond convinced these people will add a new feature called "ai powered players" when this trash starts to lose players 💔

[lime jasper]

i'm looking forward to delete the game 🥹

[thorn geyser]

Larp

[pale atlas]

they ARE adding bots but theyre like actually labeled as bots

[rich crow]

Marry me

[pale atlas]

but thats for the remastered standoff 2

[thorn geyser]

Lets go rn.

[rich crow]

I'm down

[thorn geyser]

2 separate games?

[warm moat]

thats the fun part, codm already has bots, but they are disguised as real players, and i wont be surprised if "axlebolt the world leader in mobile gaming industry" is also going to add this "industry leading feature"

[pale atlas]

probably not, probably is gonna release ontop of the existing game, but its a rework of the whole engine and hitreg system

[queen sequoia]

When u buy it tell us in spslg server

[sharp badger]

does anyone wanna boost allies my rank is 2600rn

[lime jasper]

How can i get an mmr refund?

[velvet idol]

Hits an all time high online player count every winter btw

[warm moat]

i'm surprised there isnt a mod to whine about people utilizing their freedom of criticise this "industry leader in mobile games"

[warm moat]

yeah i wouldnt be so sure about that bro

[bitter carbon]

"let's see your loadouts in #💬│english-chat "
Cracked me up

[rich crow]

Yup

[bitter carbon]

like what am i supposed to do
describe it to you?

lol

[rich crow]

Where's our image perms

[pale atlas]

standoff 2 probably wont add bots disguised as players, unless they make an armory update and itll be just like the cs2 situation

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[late gazelle]

we need gif terms

perms

[rich crow]

Let's ping 438k people for an unrelated question

[bitter carbon]

I think #📣│announcements fell off

[velvet idol]

Unless they're lying to us then every year is a new peak and market activity doesn't suggest that the game is dying

[bitter carbon]

it used to have so much aura 😔

[rich crow]

I think some people will send "loadouts" that arent loadouts if you know whay i mean lol

[warm moat]

you might've misunderstood the VERY well thought message behind this announcement! which is, axlebolt is currently implementing a telekinesis feature on their game!

[bitter carbon]

my fnfal acid collection 🤑

[bitter carbon]

🤯

[rich crow]

my 15 Akr tigers:

[pale atlas]

because its some random guy theyve put as community announcer, he posts AI standoff pictures under actual 3d renders from the devs lol

[rich crow]

New community supporter

[warm moat]

yeah well mariha had a brain yk, thats why she got kicked out

[bitter carbon]

spiderman_walking gif

[rich crow]

[pale atlas]

its lowk an insult to the devs to put AI pics under the 3d renders but its whatever

[rare oxide]

poop

[compact blaze]

They're like pushing themselves to do an annoucement once every 1-2 days

[pale atlas]

i feel like he should just stick to posting whatever the devs tell him to, not whatever hes posting rn

[rich crow]

Ngl i should do announcements

[velvet idol]

Community engagement

[pale atlas]

"silly pfps for your standoff 2 profile!!" shut up

[tough meadow]

@late gazelle stop using that sticker pls

[late gazelle]

ok siory

[warm moat]

in the end chat, nothing ever happens

:3

[pale atlas]

billions must do nothing

[bitter carbon]

i need devs to announce
"chat i ate an echpo today, with A&W"

[warm moat]

let there be nothing

[rich crow]

You will have no updates and be happy

[bitter carbon]

and then another dev telling them to shut up

max aura

[compact blaze]

Wild 🫧 🐡

[warm moat]

I need devs to announce "industry leader axlebolt becomes insoluable after a billion dollar loan from a predatory lending russian bank!"

[rich crow]

Billions must play season10

[tough meadow]

"industry leader"

[warm moat]

Billions must get banned for rightfully criticising an industry leader company

[rich crow]

Ah what was that guys name

[pale atlas]

they need to add an armory style subscription to standoff 2👀

[warm moat]

hm.. pretty sure i spelled that correctly. got me worried there for a sec

[rich crow]

@thorn geyser :3

[rich crow]

Monthly payment to play pls

[warm moat]

idk bro i'd say axlebolt is REMARKABLY original with their ideas and updates to the game, they ALWAYS listen to the community for updates afterall

if that isnt industry leader, what is

all hail axlebolt!

[compact blaze]

Totally not a lie 🫧 🐡

[warm moat]

hey! i'm not allowed to lie about a billion dollar valuation company

[rich crow]

Atleast our karambit is original

[pale atlas]

VERY

[warm moat]

that would get me banned from their discord platform afterall

[pale atlas]

i mean we do have animated charms and cs2 doesnt

[compact blaze]

[pale atlas]

1-0

[proud lake]

@warm moat the character in your pfp is max caulfield from Life is Strange?

[pale atlas]

i thought that was a dead or alive character ngl

[warm moat]

no its actually fabio the duke

[proud lake]

idk that ch

[warm moat]

sad

pretty popular

[deft silo]

its maria love i guess

[proud lake]

and yet idk it

[deft silo]

hey anakin

[warm moat]

idk bro i'd be worried if i were you

[fossil pulsar]

Which charm looks good on the AK 2 years?

[proud lake]

me

[proud lake]

nah

[warm moat]

if you are a member of an industry leader gaming company's discord server, you are supposed to be very well informed

[pale atlas]

forgot what that looks like ngl

[deft silo]

yes you

ani

[warm moat]

how else will you generate billions in revenue for the servers to operate

[proud lake]

why?

[fossil pulsar]

look come

[warm moat]

maybe because axlebolt's the best gaming company there is?

[pale atlas]

send it in photos

[warm moat]

i mean come on bro, they operate in cyprus. first world company, absolutely zero taxes, everyone's a billionaire there

instead of operating in russia

[pale atlas]

lowk standoff 2 needs a skin preview update, not just the base skins

i wanna look at custom builds

[proud lake]

hell nah

[warm moat]

how dare you

[pale atlas]

lovely

[proud lake]

lowk the game need operator skins

[pale atlas]

whos gonna tell him

[deft silo]

i need darth vader skin

[warm moat]

lowk the game needs more original ideas like terminals!

[compact blaze]

Bro is not smart 😭

[oak otter]

valorant player

[rich crow]

[pale atlas]

YES!!!

we need dead hand terminals

[rich crow]

Chat kinda on fire today

[pale atlas]

we need bobby in standoff 2

[fossil pulsar]

look photos bro

[proud lake]

bronze player is crazy

[proud lake]

tell me what

[warm moat]

they also need original ideas like an ARMORY with a pass that you can purchase for 15 dollars and get temporary skins!

[oak otter]

jokes on you im actually unranked

(17 lvl)

[proud lake]

🤣

[pale atlas]

absolutely i would love that unironically

[rich crow]

Don't bully my fellows

[warm moat]

afterall thats what generates so much revenue you know, and keeps people so happy they'd actually explode with happiness

[zealous edge]

new update?

[oak otter]

only wished this game was on pc aswell

[deft silo]

tomorrow

[warm moat]

idk bro i've been battle scared ever since ww epstein started

[deft silo]

play cs2

[proud lake]

why?

just play cs2 bro is free

my goshhh

[oak otter]

cs2 doesnt run on my laptop

[warm moat]

how dare you mention a copycat game!

[deft silo]

liar liar pants on fire

[oak otter]

thats why i play stand off 2 now

[proud lake]

then buy a better one

[oak otter]

lmao

[warm moat]

dont you know valve stole so many concept skins from axlebolt?

axlebolt literally owns valve bro

[deft silo]

wha

[proud lake]

just tell me if axlebolt is going to put operator skins for the game

[abstract turtle]

Is this a ragebait

[proud lake]

stop with the ragebait

it isn't funny

[ornate zealot]

100%

[warm moat]

next update is literally terminals with temporary skins, yall should be glad axlebolt keeps on coming with so many original ideas

[deft silo]

bro you're not tony montana

[warm moat]

i'm not ragebaiting, i swear on axlebolt

axlebolt alone is the pinnacle of mobile gaming industry

[proud lake]

calm down Tony montana

[warm moat]

hail axlebolt

[pale atlas]

srent they already hinting it with the "phase 1, 2, 3" skins

[deft silo]

relax antonio

[proud lake]

Soprano >>> Scarface

[warm moat]

suits>>>> sopranos

:3

[proud lake]

hell nah

[deft silo]

godfather is peak

[warm moat]

yuh uh

[pale atlas]

how are those two even comparable

[proud lake]

im going to break your neck@warm moat

[warm moat]

because they just are

[warm moat]

how dare you use such violent language in the great axlebolt's discord server

[proud lake]

it's just the way it has to be

[warm moat]

do you know what this means!?

EXECUTION!

[proud lake]

relax babe

Tony montana

[compact blaze]

(Hejt discord tag)

[proud lake]

me

[oak otter]

Me

[warm moat]

😂 ✌️

[proud lake]

i sell it to you for 5000g

[warm moat]

hejt members arent to be taken seriously

do you not know that

[fossil pulsar]

send photos bro #📸│photos

[pale atlas]

@fossil pulsar idk man there arent many good looking red/white charms, but the candie lantern fits the color palette of the gun and the ring saw is animated so it adds character to the gun

[compact blaze]

Finally someone that gets it

[fossil pulsar]

hmm

[warm moat]

💔 hejt member larping btw

[compact blaze]

"Crypto milioner 😼"
"I’m the best in everything 😸"

Funny

[proud lake]

@compact blaze hi honey

[proud lake]

💀🙏🙏🔥🔥

[warm moat]

<xyzrandomahhname>.dz

💔

[fossil pulsar]

How do you think the best inventory would be?

[warm moat]

domain name ahh name

[proud lake]

i dont wanna hear anymore about obi wan