#💬│english-chat
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Sell it to me👍
3k
Well ur broke then
At least try smth that would work as a ragebait 🙄
-_-
U expect to pay 500 on a bundle skin?
Ye

guys which karambit + glove combo should I get? I don't want white ones
anything under 22k gold
White ones always better, change my mind 
you can't even see the design/pattern on the white ones. They're too shiny

Does anyone know what time the pass will appear in the shop tonight?
Gambit gloves+scratch karambit
I mean like probably on Feb 5?
Today is February 5th.
It is
👀
Anyone wanna play allies I need someone good
On karambit maybe but on m9 or mantis idk designs seems really good for me.
@opaque root
The prices of winter tale collection will be high only when is at the beginning for sale then will drop right?
Want carry?
I hope so
U mean I can carry u
Uni + punk
Dragon glass/tiger/cold flame+ tiger gloves/spectral 637
Scratch + neuro
Vermillion + burning fists
Claw + haunt
Nebula/purple camo + geo/retro wave/ravage/plague/skeletal
You?
stolen 🙄
Im asking so i can join an alt dw bout my rank buddy
G4
But why isn't sellable
Lol
@gilded wing
I can play with u even if ur ranger or champ
Add this one 247345710
Thats why i have to play on an alt acc smartass
I got legend on main
Done
Guys how can i get the beta?
Just sign up
I filled up all the positions with my alts
misvyyyy
get good at the game first
contact comms officer
dumbahh
So do I just send them the picture of my profile?
With elite?
kk
Go play some duel make that legends 😍😍🤩

aight bet

@steady ginkgo


Any promo code
I realized most recent bundle st weapon skin bundles doesn't have non st version after Val Orbit skin. M4 Paw² St > Ak La Reina St > P90 & Usp Hologram St

Dude any promocode
No

True

Don't be mad at me, it's zhxrm the femboy who is to blame 

please buy a proper sata cable, i thought I've lost all my data cause of a stupid reason
Trying to get windows 10 on a old laptop
Has 1tb of storage
However the processor is an intel core i3 so I don’t expect much
pls buy 
Nubs
when’s the next bp coming?
sveika ka jus
Yo where to report cheater
How do I report a cheater? | Standoff 2 Knowledge base: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
Guys when are the winter tale crates gonna sell

Tonight
When like 10pm or when
The p90 has taken over, there is no nap left
💔
His name has been changed to p90 hologram
Its officially over
Racism
Anyone got the gift box?

Sup alex
i got box to gift

Y'all when will the wintertale boxes be added on the market,also is it a good idea to sell my gift box and buy wintertale boxes with all my gold?
Yeah good idea
I thought of investing in revenge boxes but prices go up too slow

vlast
I did my calculations and I would get 704 gold with taxes so idk
Lol
Got paired with some unraked guy
U can give me your acc xd
I dont have my uid rn :<
I need to agree with that
I think I have a video somewhere where they say they're going to fix this whole matchmaking system.
Hmm
It should be there
Damn
XD
When will pass knife release
What can i even expect being paired with an unranked
Idk :>
There are 2 options
- 13:00 EU time
- 00:00 EU time
Hope first option
How much hour until?
I'm so impatient
3am Moscow time
12 or 2
So 00:00 eu
2 hour?
1 am central eu
Yh
they said friday
for 20 gold?
I have almost 4k worth of bp items
yeah but you still have a kukri
Does anyone know how much akimbo Uzi "fire horse" will be worth? (In st)
Is enyone here s8 master-elite?
im s2 champ
.
I think it can be around 1100 actualt
No one knows
Actually*
Idk
I have only m4a1 stt from spin
I played in s5-s8 and i hate new so2 s9+ is shit
Yk i was top 10 in my counry
Being top 10 in a country with nearly no one is not that good 
Elo
i am top 1 in my family
I am top1 in my city 
nice
i m top 1 in my village
and my district
Then he would be top 50 I think
Probably
In how much hours is it untill Winter tale crate goes to market?
In Hows much time do we understanding English
Im speaking like that so this russian server understands it
I speak english fluently, you dumahh
This is English chat
Dumbahh
Yeah, people who speak english barely also chat here
No 😭
Everyone here active speak a proper fluent english
Only randoms kids use a translator to talk in this channel
Thats not true, ive met more people speaking non-fluent (A2-B1 Level) english - Rather than People who speak it fluently
Being below B1 is wild 😭
Yeah, to translate, or just understand normally, most languages are different than the UK - English is Germanic , russia - romania - turkish all are Uralic and related.
Thats why id speak in that matter, so most of thoose "kids" get it right..
I'm swiss and speak french yet english is very easy
It doesn't mean anything, if you try hard enough you'll manage to be good at it
I do agree, but i dont expect everyone to speak 4-5 Languages fluently
Indeed, but French is latin.

hi
They don't try hard enough, nothing more
Based off your chats, id say youre B2- Close to C1. Not fluent
It's because it's discord
Waiting rp in marketplace 
Try speaking 5 -7 Languages all fluently
No point in bothering myself
Exactly, then why did you and that other person criticise?
...
Last time i checked like 5 years ago i had C1
Im c2. But the difference is i also speak 3 fluent, and 2 other languages In an B1 - c1 Matter.
I don't need to speak a english that is C1 here
Plus native language + english is all that matters
Learning useless language is a waste of time
yo what are you guys talking about
hello
It is not - Speaking 4-5 Languages is usable - and also insanely Iq, and mind based.
what is rhis
Languages are the main prospect you need to learn.
you need to know the alphabet
and how to pronounce the letters
Yeah, criticising me for not putting as much effort yet they dont need to..
If you don't move much it's not needed to know 4 languages 
we got an enstein here
Well, i do agree it depends on your life. Im a blue collar worker. ( roofer) with actual companies around europe so i need it. Idk abt 50% of people although.
ur smarter than me
Okay
Btw I sell my carbon for 0.60 ..,.. on accident
theres mongolian chats bro🔥🔥🔥
Teemuuu
thhh
i have 2300+ mmr in 2x2
Lmao
Check my inv in media
channels and roles
I js bought the sketch akr
Mati
hello
hi
Fonted
?
#🇲🇳│монгол dre yriyo
Kk
When new season?
Nop i spent it
bp pass in market???
my bad
i just told him where mongolian chats were

Does anyone know when the new battlebas is here
In march
Could release near late feb
But its a new season so gonna take more time then usual
I cant wait to get legend in duel next season to complete my 3x streak
duels is hell
Could help if you want
next season
Ill meet you in yard
Our battle will be legendary
i dont play yard LOL

i MIGHT play with the ip 7 plus
tonight
40fps ahh
Equal fps 
skinny jeans?
Skins
When's winter take dropping
Skins
When yo father comes back
that would be nice
im being forced
Wouldn't expect better jokes from a standoff 2 player
Friendly fire mate
I won't know any further
Does anyone actually know when the winter tale skins will drop
A scenario like this would require a very high amount of uranium concentrated into a steel shell
To be rained upon the earth in thousands
I want to sell 4 knives
standoff mods give us inf when bp be in market
I need Gold

but why femboys tho couldnt it be tomboys
I got a plan
Guys it’s funny how I can’t afford to buy the sushi box at coop but I can buy the sushi box, a luxury brownie and a Pepsi max
We do not care
Because of the meal deal, all 3 of those cost £6, the sushi box by itself costs £8

united kingdom
Nuh uh
wow
Yeah I live in England

i was deadahh about to change my pfp to miku but you already have miku as your pfp so i didnt that would just be copying and embarrasing💔
real story from 50 seconds ago
Har har har
Using random scenery as a pfp
This is what i do
(I had to honour my cat so I made an exception)
💔
I have catgirl miku because I’m a catgirl
hh
Nubs
nitro is crazy
I'll leave this problem open for 5h, then I'm figuring it out myself over coffee
i couldve helped you if i had an android🙏 sorry bro
I do. RedMagic 10S Pro, operates on Android. And why?
The stickers just don’t fit 😭🙏
Don't care
Use the king stickers
They match with the skin perfectly

Sunset neon dragon fire ?
Why tf so laggy rn
Smart like Albert epstein
ok
funny
Nobody cares

@devout bobcat how to legend nab
I will hologramming everyone if i don't reach legend before season end
Hi noobs

good luck hologramming 433,923 people
U noob xd

hi
@tough meadow
7 jan
no idea
Did u get legend in 1v1?


@final citrus how to elite ball knowledge
teach awm ways
overpass my deagle kill first
oh my purple yea
Alr alr gl
"my" deagle
thx
From every duel, i am the honoured one
bro spawns in when someone duels everytime istg
toji on top :>
I haven’t watched jjk to confirm this 
I have the elite ball knowledge of duel

Just found this insane fan animation with 70m views
idk how peope can play on tablet
i got a slighty bigger phone and am struggling 😭
how many inches ?
Rest modes are meh
Only duel

6.7 inch phone perfect for me
Ipad is insta headshot
I played from my old ipad once
With 30 fps
Which phone is it
s23 ultra
Topfragged in elite lobby
9 inch redmagic astra 165hz
W
how can you move the palm of my hand is touching my screen moving it 😭
Indeed 6.8inch 
U can fix that yk
Open ur game
And
On the border, there should be a red border
why are ther only like 170000 gift boxes on the market ? Did every one open them or what?
Anyone know how to make 120fps on iphone ?
wha
Litterally most people kept it
what borde
what iphone you have?
Buy a phone with 120 hz refresh rate and a processor that can actually handle it
I have 15
not possible
Open hud and send me ss in the other server
Than it would be in the millions tho
The clan one
only 60fps
No
because the 15 only has a 60hz screen
But target fps is 120
Someone smart
the controls??
U could keep 500 target fps for all u can, if ur screen and processor cannot handle it, it wont register
Yes
It's a 60hz refresh rate not 120 or 144 so it can't go above 60
fiyta
A okey thanks 🙏
Also
A okey
Heads up

No? If every one kept it then there would be at least a 1m copys? Tell me if im wrong
Youre in hejteri clan, pls reconsider ur choices
close game
In the market
Long push on the right bottom button would be even more efficient 
Bro replying to himself
Why what happened 😔
Not everyone put it on marketplace
Most people keep it for months or year to sell once it get a lot more value
I was trynna continue what i was saying
delet account ez legend
Wild
sent
Yeah fair imma jist keep it for now

elite ⚽ how
Let me do that 
it do the work for you

yo at this point just be hl2
Pc player?
wake up doc
in standoff? no but i used to be
Ahh you’d be disrespected if u played so2 in pc
well done mr freeman
mod discombobulate this homo sapien
what the hell is discombobulate😭
Eviscerate the p90 hologram enthusiast
vocabulary+ ahh
bone shattered
holo..
did the winter tale came in market?
titan holo
is the wintertale on marketplace rn?
no
I had 5 fracture cases but i gave them away
hi
I have one too
Looks disgusting
i have csgo weapon case 1
973 messages since jan 26 never been so active in discord
wait
Hello
My control is default except the hud opacity is 0
Rich
my controls are pubg default
im trade banned
Hi
nab , i use soulja boy controller
nub, i play on rabbit r1
nab i use carbon footprint
nub my controller is a steering wheel
Hi, how are you
nab
When will your ban be lifted
Great, what about u?
Doing good
idk prob after a year or so
Wait till you see mine 


nub you dont even know what you play with


I’m gonna guess 3 am Moscow time
Hi
Is the winter tale out
how many fingers? 
hi
Was that a question?
01:00 eu
yes it was
It's obviously a question
If the sentence didn't have "is" before other words it would be the other way
@devout bobcat tell fingers
Anyone can give me a gold any gold above 50 would help im saving up for butterfly since i got hacked
Am?
voch demo voch demo
ITS 01:00 AM IN EU
I was just asking gng
btw begging is against the rules you could get muted
Oh mb

14:17
...
It's 5:17 pm for me
Brrooo
🤨
U are in the worst top 10 humans oat worse than eipsten
Are u serious right now?
Tf did I do
No
mfs in the past im in the future
Fr

Ok
What time can I sell the knife in the pass?
01:00 am in eu
I just sold my winter tale should i have keeped it
Tell me about the future
brother its not even 1am in asia
so its not out yet
Idc what time is in Asia
I dont know English well
Yes it's not
So what time it is in eu ?
Is there gon be new season at 1 pm est
Rn?
Yes
It's alright bro 🫡❤️🩹
why do you ask?
Is the remastered version true or false guys
Rn is 14:19 in EU new sezon is 01:00
tru
So u need to wait 9h
Something like that
How do i change my rank
I was just joking 😤😂😂
I am From Russia
U need to leave the server and join again giving other rank
wow but i dont play tournament
Bru
And I'm just helping others kido
just change the roles in channels and roles😭
I can send u link to this server in dm
“okey big guy “
Ok
Really?
It work like that? Damn
yea

I didn't know mb
Hi
We don't care bud
hey
.
I wanted to text him
G
How to change the roles
i have contact with hypexl
lets flex who have more contact ? 😂😂
buddy i have been playing standoff for 4 months im new
i have contact with bilioners on crypto 🙁
..
why tf you wanna flex contacts
Still better then me 🥀
Bru i put elite but it doesnt work
We all trust you
U need to confirm it in game
I dont want anyone to trust me poor tf
you send comms officer a msg
Yh
Give me his name
Exactly
i literally said it
...
@silk moth
Ok
🥹🥹
What’s the new promo code
Leet us see you on #📸│photos
There is no new promo code I know
how do you guys get promocodes
In telegram?
how to redeem
Maybe others know
marino tf1244
You use iOS?
?
laugh at this ios user
Promo code
What’s the promo code
Anyone comp any server champ
Why?

Go to the website gng
Marino poor kid 12345
Bruh XD
😌😌😌
What is the promo code
shut up pc player
😂
nonskill
I’m friends with you In so2 cursed
You can’t fool me
Or bloodlust
thanks
Yk
What’s your ing name
Is there a promo code
?
just say ign bro
258486384
You sell brands ?
Had to be unique 🥀
alright buddy
Pass items are coming in 11 hours right people?
Guys guys when is the remastered version gonna release
This year hopefully
6am utc+8 i think
It's alr past that bro
Someone said after season 11 release or 12 i forgot
It says today but it's not out
8am
FAHHHH

It will be out in roughly 7 and a half hours
K
I don't got access
Bro ain't let me go to a unaccessble channel
channels and roles > mongol
Oh ok
I miss so1 
This game wouldn't exist without the first part
Yeah i definitely played "Counter Terrorist Strike 3D Go Offended"
Same
offended
bl
Are any new passes potentially coming soon?💔
been charging for an hour, +10%
next update is new season
when
someday
Nubs
only for genius
next month
Son

I'm crine
boo
@mossy saddle shut up
was you supposed to type bro
no 😎
ok
ok
ok
ok
were*
@dense thistle silence at once scallywag
@tough meadow ban this guy
must have been the wind

that was not the wind
Did you see anything 
kill that guy please
Nuh uh
stranded on 3 the best
@mossy saddle just shut up bro stop
i did see something
@mossy saddle 
@mossy saddle your such a noob
5 years ago
Don't sweat it
sweat reference
lol for what
Sweat nub
bruh
I smell Durian nearby 
What sweaty mistake he does
said reset character to someone from what i heard
he was ragebaited into it
I'll have the CO² variant
source: @dense thistle

are durians everywhere in malaysia?
That ain't me that's AI
He clearly sweat about it
do you have P90 hologram stattrack
The "Musang King" variant? 
I'm durians
They're landmine equivalent

Pee 90 3000
p90 holo p90 holo p90 holo
Neev 90 Chologram
P90 @blissful mauve
zani "Hologram" when
2027
(His name is holo) 🥀🥀
this blud hasn't changed his name
I wonder how much that Fang Ice Storm knife from the pass will cost?
2 gums
900
a cap of coke bottle
a little bit
2 homeless ppl
Such a nub chat
mfw the landmine does a air strike
"What I just said" type situation

nubs
u too
@mossy saddle shut up bro no one's talking to you
I hope a Lot, I Got that one, how much would you Pay for it btw?
u too
helpers
help me
Nub

Help him by banning him
by banning you
Nah
yah
Naw
yaw
Meow
⬛⬛⬛
my yaw is “m_yaw 0.025”
:3
shut up
:(
How much do you think the butterfly knife from the pass will cost?

I hope under 1500
yaw
Otherwise it's not worth buying
Nubs
no toxic
Relly that cheap
release the neev files
Nub
realy?
Lol
He about to get a mute
i hope its 15000.01

Hah
Nabs
150000
gran nub 7

he want link for faciet serevr i think
faceit in big 26
Do you want to forbid someone to invite you to lobby?
grandpa
67
.
🙂

no, when someone invite me i dont get the popup or notification or sum
how to center a div 
Its strange
true
in the settings there is a option for that
hello
where
Hello
anyone wants to play
hi
Play with me
rank?
Hi
Ok
Ok
He means what rank
Play dusafe
No
defuse?
Yes
play competitive
Yall lagging ir just me
only you buddy
Anyone got any tips in investing? I have around 250-300gold in skins and winter tale gift box. Any idea what to do to get more?
Suck to be asian
real
im asiam
He doesn't have a pop-up lobby invitation window.
Me
how do you guys see
by our eyes
Whens the winter tale crates dropping into the marketplace?
today
At night
only for genius
Do you by chance know in how many hrs?
idk
5+
Ight,
Idk when exactly
Play what?







