💬│english-chat

[wheat panther]

Im not starting anything

[wheat panther]

You did

[zealous junco]

with ivan

go rage bait somewhere else plz

[wheat panther]

No

[slim basin]

Idc what you saying I'm just wasting your time >:D

[wheat panther]

Greek yoghurt

[slim basin]

If there was greek general will be fun

I never said you're just putting stuff I didn't said :p

[zealous junco]

so u dident say this

[slim basin]

I do and idk where is your problem

[viscid star]

Sup yall

[wind pumice]

Is it jus me or the entire market crashed

[slim basin]

Uh..

[white peak]

just u

[zealous junco]

it happen’s

[wind pumice]

Sed

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[wind pumice]

I need some gloves for genesis
Like I need a combo with that knife, in case I'm not buying Yokai

[viscid star]

Anyone for comp elite rank?

[slim basin]

Imagine if they put guns to upgrade knifes here ( the downfall of knife values)

[devout bobcat]

W for buyers

[wind pumice]

Not only that, knives would be like a regular item in game

[slim basin]

Imagine gloves

[wind pumice]

Eh

Fr tho anyone here has shatter gloves?

[devout bobcat]

It’s time to commit a little trolling towards those traders with absurd amount of golds

[wind pumice]

I need help with smthn

[slim basin]

The arcade guns will be so much expensive

[tough meadow]

I can't for the life of me come up with good combos. Like everything I think will look good together just end up being trash

[slim basin]

[slim basin]

Nah you're fine

:]

The new game mode is so good for juking

[wise stream]

Time to buy up all the origin skins

[slim basin]

I gtg

Byee

[sour rover]

tf is wrong with this game

[devout bobcat]

I ate it

[zealous junco]

scam’s, unfavourable matchs, expensive, and the server’s

i might have missed some suff

[devout bobcat]

I remember back then you can play with 500ms ping without teleporting

Servers used to be stable
After they introduced the 1st Season, everything changed

Took them 6 months of silence to move from 0.10.11 to 0.11.0

[hexed igloo]

is the erver dead

[tough meadow]

[wise stream]

Wym

[hexed igloo]

everyone keep disconnecting

i got code 600 just now too

i just won against a former 4k elo cause he disconnected lol

[viscid star]

Same

[wise stream]

Yeah I was in game and got into a defuse game and clicked on another persons profile but was stuck on it processing and ended up having to close the game

[hexed igloo]

oh yeah i just got the error message

oh well i guess imma stop playing

[viscid star]

Trash servers ngl

[hexed igloo]

the server just gave me free mmr

im not complaining

[frigid parcel]

Wsp chat

[wise stream]

Oh was it a duel?

[hexed igloo]

yeah lol

[sudden gate]

How to contact comms officer

I want my elite rank

[jagged niche]

Who wants to play competition

[devout bobcat]

Imagine he submitted the report to helpdesk and got his mmr back

[sudden gate]

How to get the role

I cant msg comms officer

[tough meadow]

DM it

[devout bobcat]

What error did you receive?

[sudden gate]

It says I cant

Its the one that says the recipient doesnt want to recieve a msg or som

[olive valley]

Hey guys

[devout bobcat]

You have to enable DM in your privacy settings

[tough meadow]

zhxrm's reply is clearer tho

[sudden gate]

How

I lowk forgot

[olive valley]

My id 248238821

Pls req

[sudden gate]

Ok

[devout bobcat]

#📸│photos message

iOS is so broken for the past few years

Whenever I screenshot something, the preview just doesn’t come up at all for me to copy it (I’m too lazy to head to photo app and delete the picture manually)

[silver pewter]

what happened

server down?

[frigid parcel]

Yo

Play standoff 2

[silver pewter]

can't play

server is down, i think

[devout bobcat]

Code 600, it’ll return back to normal in a few minutes

[silver pewter]

oh

[rugged trail]

Hi

[rugged trail]

Yeah

U noob

[sudden gate]

I dont see my ticket no more

[tough meadow]

[frigid parcel]

My id 234376139

[tough meadow]

try again now that you've enabled dms

[frigid parcel]

Plz 🥺

[devout bobcat]

Profile Picture 1

[sudden gate]

I did it earlier, what now

[rugged trail]

Bro

[sudden gate]

Went to so2 to get an actual ss of my acc

[craggy ether]

[rugged trail]

Damn

New one

Oh nooo

[devout bobcat]

It’s old as covid 🦛

[rugged trail]

[sudden gate]

How is he bronze one on emu

2*

[rugged trail]

No

[devout bobcat]

pp1 wearing Diamond Dogs helmet

[frigid parcel]

I'm done add

[silver pewter]

damn

server so bad

[sudden gate]

Ok

[frigid parcel]

@sudden gate Id 234376139

[sudden gate]

Why

[frigid parcel]

Standoff 2 add me

[sudden gate]

Why

For what purpose

[frigid parcel]

Invite friends id 234376139

[sudden gate]

I have so2

[frigid parcel]

Yes do it

[sudden gate]

Is it the commander thingy?

[frigid parcel]

Yes

[sudden gate]

It doesnt work that way

Already had so2 before sendin an invite

[frigid parcel]

Lmao

Id what sending

[sudden gate]

...

[devout bobcat]

He’s still in Starter Pass

[sudden gate]

😨

[frigid parcel]

Bronze me

Level 11

[devout bobcat]

He just wants to play comp with you

[sudden gate]

It says you are silver

[sudden gate]

Im cali

I dont queue with ppl, since last season

Incredible enough I got elite on my own

With a doo doo phone lol

Gamesense is king

[devout bobcat]

[random badger]

Are any of you from balkans?

[sudden gate]

No

[devout bobcat]

[random badger]

Anyone else?

[sudden gate]

What are these emojis

[zealous junco]

hewwo

[sudden gate]

"You be profen all day huh?"

[zealous junco]

pancake

[sudden gate]

I cant believe my roles are accurate to my actual rank now

[sudden gate]

Do the mods ping you in the tickets

Sarcasm at its finest

Where da mods @ 🤤

[tough meadow]

if it's for updating roles for master+ ranks then I don't think they'll ping you

but idk I've never made a ticket here myself

[zealous junco]

THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE IF YOU CANT help.

[tough meadow]

I'm noob so I'm nevver reaching master+ anyway

[tough meadow]

My bosses are responsible for comms officer tickets, not me

[zealous junco]

higher up’s*

[tough meadow]

sure

[zealous junco]

thank you pancake

where will i be without you

[normal scaffold]

Anyone wanma carry me from pheonix to elite in allies ? 🙏

[abstract turtle]

🥀

I should delete everything fr

[valid carbon]

Small question, if you had to choose between buying the pass three times (all levels), or buying all 45 levels once plus 3300 tokens for the event spin, or getting 10,000 gold, or using the gold to gamble on sketchy sites… which one would you choose?

[abstract turtle]

Battle pass is the best

[zealous junco]

pheonix in this economy 🔋

[vale sparrow]

Hmm

[normal scaffold]

Buy all lvls once and 3.3k

[valid carbon]

?

[sudden gate]

Wont they need evidence?

I forgot I turned off pings here

[abstract turtle]

If you hold on to the containers and max it out
You can get almost 20k gold from one

[sudden gate]

How do you know that your ticket is created

Ion see mine

[valid carbon]

But your choice is…? Get all levels 3x?

[sudden gate]

How to get the coins btw

[abstract turtle]

I would recommend buying the whole thing

[valid carbon]

Or once and get spin tokens

[sudden gate]

My skins dont do non

[abstract turtle]

For the best

[sudden gate]

Is it supposed to be special skins?

[abstract turtle]

Spin tokens are not the best in yielding a guaranteed profit

You will mostly get rares

And epics

While one bp gives you weapon cases that guarantee atleast 30 gold per case

[sudden gate]

I got that, but you aren't supposed to see it in the. Server? @rich crow

[valid carbon]

But selling the pass cases in the future won’t really guarantee me any profit…

[abstract turtle]

Because you want to open them

Don’t you

[sudden gate]

The comms officer would reply?

Like mods take over?

Then why dont I send it

So I can just send it rn?

Yea

Idk what that is

Id?

[valid carbon]

The knife case from this Halloween event probably won’t be worth much money, because it doesn’t have any REALLY good looking skins and also doesn’t include any M9 skins

[abstract turtle]

But I want you to look at the previous nightmare knife cases

[sudden gate]

I sent an ss of an id, is that valid?

[wheat panther]

Karambit is fire

Mantis and

[valid carbon]

Damn it, suck skin

[abstract turtle]

I have the ss from last year

[wheat panther]

The other kne

Im still buying the gold pass

[valid carbon]

Axlebolt could allow the website to make purchases directly from any country

[wheat panther]

Should i buy the gold pass or something else

[abstract turtle]

@valid carbon each case at 1291 even at the start can provide you with 9037 gold

Since you get 7 knife cases

[valid carbon]

Or create special bundles, like 50k gold with a 20% discount

[sudden gate]

Buy

[ocean moat]

ts game pmo

[abstract turtle]

They want their main audience to get it more cheaper

[valid carbon]

It doesn’t make sense to buy in 3k increments if a nice skin will be worth at least 10k

[thorn zealot]

[valid carbon]

[abstract turtle]

It doesn’t necessarily have to be a nice skin

[thorn zealot]

👋

[wheat panther]

Should add a new knife

[valid carbon]

Nah this not make sense

[wheat panther]

The huntsman

[abstract turtle]

I will provide you with more compiled information in dms

[wise stream]

I like the idea of a gravity knife being added

[valid carbon]

It makes sense for them to make money, but at the same time, many people end up not buying because of the quantity and price

[devout bobcat]

Mainly because both the Play Store and App Store have significant restrictions on purchases in Russia

[abstract turtle]

[valid carbon]

But nowadays, many people avoid buying through the app and try to purchase from third parties, which is why there are so many scams

[abstract turtle]

It still happens though
You can never trust the implications

[valid carbon]

[thorn zealot]

You cant trust them in general

[abstract turtle]

Ive compiled alot of information over 2 years about battle passes in general

[valid carbon]

And?

[abstract turtle]

And I will state its a way better method of making gold than directly buying it

[devout bobcat]

You can still download apps there but you can’t buy or subscribe to anything. The devs have to redirect the users to their own website to purchase directly there, plus they can charge their services cheaper because they’re not imposed by Play Store or App Store tax

[tough meadow]

how has the inclusion of timed skins effected (affected?) this assessment of yours?

[knotty bane]

hey

ur a helper right

[devout bobcat]

I didn’t get to use the rental feature cuz my account balance was still negative at that time

[devout bobcat]

Yes

[knotty bane]

when will i be able to sell my skins from the syndicate battle pass?

if u know

[valid carbon]

For a moment, I even thought ggstandoff belonged to Axlebolt because of the amount of gold being moved daily. Maybe it’s even better to invest there than directly in the game due to regional pricing. I prefer being able to buy 50k at once rather than several 3k packages…

[wheat panther]

A flip knife o

[devout bobcat]

I’m gonna say straight away that I have no clue

[knotty bane]

LMAOOOOOO

[valid carbon]

Or pay some Russian to help you make purchases on the site…

[knotty bane]

bc i got two bayonets i wanna sell from the syndicate

[tough meadow]

usually it takes a week or two after a bp ends. But this time's a little special

[knotty bane]

okay

[abstract turtle]

Now as the battle passes have been completely nerfed to have very low profit potential for f2p users
That makes cases and sticker packs more scarce eventually increasing their price

[wheat panther]

Where can i buy some g for cheaper (legaly)

What is that

[valid carbon]

Marketplace

[devout bobcat]

I could’ve made banks if my balance wasn’t in goofy ahh debt state

[knotty bane]

dms

[valid carbon]

Digital marketplace actually

[devout bobcat]

https://store.standoff2.com/

[valid carbon]

But I never recommend buy out axlebolt providers

Ban is coming

[devout bobcat]

If you’re caught buying anything from 3rd party, prepare to get incinerated into ashes

[tough meadow]

If I remember correctly changing one's country to get cheaper gold prices is not allowed yes? It's been a while since I saw someone recommending it

[valid carbon]

The bigger problem with buying from third parties isn’t getting banned, it’s getting scammed—it’s rough to pay for something and not receive it.

At least if you get banned, you were happy for a while holding an AWM Treasure Hunter in your hands

[devout bobcat]

Plot twist: it was permanent ban without appeal

[valid carbon]

That’s why at least you had the skin better than being scammed and paying for something you never even got

[devout bobcat]

I used to recommend that before
Sort of like Prime status

[wary ether]

Dawg players will reduce 70%

[devout bobcat]

$9.99 for Prime status

[wise stream]

lol

[wheat panther]

Only few players will be left

[tough meadow]

have you seen the number of beggers here everyday? It will reduce by 99%

[wheat panther]

Some rich noobs

[wary ether]

Lol fr

[broken charm]

if they do this they should also have people able to gift it to others

that how i got my csgo prime status lmao

[devout bobcat]

Nuh uh, people will exploit with regional pricing

[valid carbon]

If you’re not rich, the best thing to do (if you really want a perfect inventory) is rob a bank and quickly invest in Standoff; if you’re lucky and Axlebolt still exists when you get out of jail, you’ll have one of the most expensive inventories in the world

[abstract turtle]

Once again it reduces accessibility

[devout bobcat]

Take out loan and buy the bank

Passive income

[wary ether]

A person who think all the time has nothing to think except though

[valid carbon]

Like Invest before you get arrested

[wheat panther]

What if i get a loan from a bank and with the loan buy the bank

And cancel your loan

[valid carbon]

Nah the interest is too high; in that case it’s better to buy gradually

[wary ether]

If that works then there will be no poor lol

[twin cove]

When will the syndicate comes to market place ?

[wheat panther]

Idk

[valid carbon]

I’m going to hire a few Chinese players to play TDM 24/7 and farm cases and skins to sell

[wary ether]

Or everyone..... You can get a job 😄

[wheat panther]

Thats good

[wary ether]

Damn i need that job too 😭

[abstract turtle]

I saw a trader who obtained 1000 gold in just one day by doing sticker trading

[wary ether]

Nit everyone has that kidof luck

[wheat panther]

I saw a gun turn from 35g to 600g

[tough meadow]

[valid carbon]

changba has to receive a good salary; the poor guy seems like he barely sleeps, but he probably doesn’t earn anything or just some gold

[fossil gull]

Does anyone know when the syndicated pass will be on sale?

[wheat panther]

Prob next 2 weeks

[fossil gull]

Thank you

[wheat panther]

I still haven’t unlocked my rank

[valid carbon]

This emoji is like Axlebolt time card, to show the company’s clock in and clock-out times?

[zealous junco]

i know a guy that got paid a bottle of ketchup

[zealous junco]

it was the owner’s bf

[wheat panther]

Bf🥀

[tough meadow]

close, but no. I have to show that I'm actively checking chat, I won't share any further details

[valid carbon]

Ban him, @tough meadow , he’s devaluing your work there

[wise stream]

[valid carbon]

[wheat panther]

[valid carbon]

Thank you changba, u r the best helper in this server dude

Congrats

[devout bobcat]

Tbh I love it here, just not in a way I was expecting

[valid carbon]

[zealous junco]

ye there get a pay check instead

[wheat panther]

Anyone champion+ wanna play

[devout bobcat]

I got bamboozled

[devout bobcat]

Nuh uh, gotta ask in https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1044085342308941944 instead

[zealous junco]

but it isnt breaking the law

[devout bobcat]

The laws are hidden

There was a test back in 2021. But it was dismantled cuz I complained too much

Jk, the reason is unknown

[zealous junco]

well all the mod’s have been here for more then 3 year’s without getting banned

[zealous junco]

you guy’s got to many appointments

[tough meadow]

I have a test tomorrow and I'm just here reading chat like I have all the time in the world (I don't, I'm doomed)

[devout bobcat]

I found the message #📣│announcements message

[true stag]

How is everyone?

[rich crow]

Hi guys, I am new to this game

[thorn zealot]

Sup

[rich crow]

Heyy

[devout bobcat]

Depressing year

[rich crow]

Damn:)

Hi

[thorn zealot]

Literally

[devout bobcat]

I failed 2 semesters cuz of it

[thorn zealot]

.

[devout bobcat]

But I’m a strong guy, I got over it

Now I’m in degree

And history about to repeat itself

The drastic fall and slow growth phase

[rich crow]

So I played the game today and instantly got mauled

[wheat panther]

For silvers

[devout bobcat]

Go ahead

[rich crow]

Sure thing, i was using suppressed m4

[wheat panther]

Ump is overpowered why no one uses it

[broken charm]

wdym regional pricing

[wheat panther]

Buying gold for cheaper

[zealous junco]

wait they banned ipad’s why

[devout bobcat]

Idk, I’m not that active in eSports scene

I only watch eSports live for the stream crates

[zealous junco]

brother it ain’t a e-spot it a L-spot

[wheat panther]

Which countries

[rich crow]

For emulators, it is fair ig

For ipads, not so much

[zealous junco]

how

[tough meadow]

they released a video announcing the ipad ban in trounaments. It's been a while so I don't remember but they might have explained the decision there

[devout bobcat]

In a racing slang, we call that BoP (Balance of Power)

[zealous junco]

they’re playing at 240 fps

[zealous junco]

how

[wheat panther]

They should add so2 to pc also

[rich crow]

They literally have 200+ refresh rate
And mouse+kb gives them precision aiming

[zealous junco]

cs:go

[rich crow]

Imo

[zealous junco]

dont pc’s also have that

[devout bobcat]

By eliminating advantages like screen size

[wheat panther]

Should make max 120 fps

[rich crow]

Yeaa

Screen size

More advantage

[zealous junco]

on god

[devout bobcat]

I barely see players playing so2 on Android tablets

[rich crow]

I think in ipad you see more of the environment idk

U can spot players easily

[devout bobcat]

Mainly cuz iPad is more stable in performance

[zealous junco]

i think standoff2 think’s with there lag’s

[zealous junco]

whouldent it be batter to make a tablet tour and a phone tour

[quartz jetty]

I don't speak English 😭🙏🙏🙏

[rich crow]

Performance is pretty bad, afaik

[thorn zealot]

Fr

[zealous junco]

on the bad one’s yes

[thorn zealot]

[tough meadow]

the newest oneplus tablet is hela powerful

[zealous junco]

but any android tab after 2020 is hale good

[devout bobcat]

They don’t want to make the diversity even bigger

[zealous junco]

stupid

[devout bobcat]

But generally it’s better to just host a tournament on a phone since everyone will have to face the same hardware

[rich crow]

I have oneplus nord 5

[devout bobcat]

You don’t see someone using an F1 car on GT3 race

[tough meadow]

it decreases the bar for entry

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

Gives me 145 hertz

[quartz jetty]

The Portuguese chat is paused.

Ce fala português?

Blew

I also speak a little English.

Why?

🤨🤨🤨🤨

[rich crow]

Portugeese and Spanish looks soo similiar

[devout bobcat]

Foreign languages aren’t allowed here

[quartz jetty]

No

Bye bye vou jogar

Xiaauuuuuu

[rich crow]

Chill asf

[quartz jetty]

Ate fofinho >:3

Femboy🤠👍

[rich crow]

He's M

[quartz jetty]

Hell yea

[rich crow]

☠️

[quartz jetty]

Men

[quartz jetty]

What?

[rich crow]

You don't like cats?

Yeaa

I hate em too

[devout bobcat]

Ax, this guy hates cat

[rich crow]

Cats are......selfish

[devout bobcat]

☝️

[zealous junco]

famboy #13 i have met in this server

is there something with standoff2 and being fam

they ball’s

[rich crow]

2. they're loyal

[zealous junco]

they eat children

[rich crow]

Why does everybody hit headshot in this game

[zealous junco]

cuz everyone is good

[rich crow]

I'm dead whenever i see a dude

[tough meadow]

[dapper nova]

Just 750 hours bruh

[rich crow]

I have to get used to this game

[dapper nova]

I have more than 1000 hours

Sob

[thorn zealot]

You sure?

[rich crow]

customer care

[thorn zealot]

Morning

[devout bobcat]

Depends

They can be straight away banned if the offence is serious

[devout bobcat]

Ax, twist his balls

[solid saddle]

In game im got 1015 but on phone got 3.5k :3

[rich crow]

Can awm 1 shot people in tdm?

[devout bobcat]

Except the legs

[rich crow]

Ohk

[devout bobcat]

The legs are strong

[rich crow]

Strong asf d

[devout bobcat]

Standoff 2 Survival Mode

Standoff 2 Battle Royale when

[rich crow]

Bugs in so2 hmmm
Gotta give it a try

Umm sure but why

Woah

Bro i jus love ney and messi

But it's pure fax isn't it

Messi is always better than Ronaldo

[abstract turtle]

Thats a boost so I wouldn’t consider it

[rich crow]

Then we got ronaldinho with fake passport ☠️

Yeaa

India

[devout bobcat]

That’s my classmate’s name

[rich crow]

Nah (:

[rich crow]

Namaste

XD

It's alr

Where are you from)

Brazil?

[storm hill]

Yall is there neww promocode

Im broke asf

[rich crow]

Trust me bro, none of the indians with a good background ever eat those shi 😭

Nice

[storm hill]

What da code

[devout bobcat]

I heard Thailand is facing an issue with Indian tourists

[zealous junco]

as someone from india there do

[rich crow]

Idk maybe

[storm hill]

Lol thx dude

[rich crow]

You're an indian? Hi

[zealous junco]

someone from india not indian

[devout bobcat]

They received many complaints feeling unsafe when they’re around

Discord is so slow recently

Must be AWS

[zealous junco]

such racism

on god

[rich crow]

Urm, to be very honest guys, those nihs do not represent the rest of us:)

[vapid delta]

Hi:v

[rich crow]

Atleast not me ;-;

[rich crow]

Yo you're from pakistan, we're neighbors

(:

[zealous junco]

me hungry

hungry 🤤

[devout bobcat]

Why do people watch mukbang? That thing felt gross

[rich crow]

It's not the first time I am asked these questions but yea, just like the other country

[scenic wind]

uh oh

[scenic wind]

dawg chill

[storm hill]

I cant find the promo code bru😭

[scenic wind]

skill issue

[zealous junco]

not right now

[scenic wind]

😔

[zealous junco]

🤤

[devout bobcat]

You’re probably mentally incapable to function as a normal human being if you find listening to people munching their food is relaxing

[storm hill]

Damn, sharp words

[scenic wind]

its okay man

u need some copium

[rich crow]

I never found asmr relaxing

[zealous junco]

when i am hungry i just watch a muck bang to get more hungry

[storm hill]

Yall help

[rich crow]

What's mukbang ☠️

[devout bobcat]

Go outside, listen to the bird chirping, beach wave crashing on stones, rivers flowing, wind blowing around your ears

[zealous junco]

eating food on cam

[devout bobcat]

Those are better at meditating your mind

[rich crow]

ew

[zealous junco]

bro we have a home we ain’t homeless to be sleeping outside

[zealous junco]

bro you dont understand it

[devout bobcat]

I accidentally fell asleep outside cuz it was that relaxing during vacation

[rich crow]

asmr of eating food

[zealous junco]

ye your filling your hungry but not gaining fat

[scenic wind]

whys ur name gowing

glowing

[rich crow]

bubble wrap asmr is the best

it's satisfying

[craggy ether]

[rich crow]

[scenic wind]

asmr in big 2025 when its almost 2026??

yall have GOT TO GO

[craggy ether]

[rich crow]

I ain't leaving ts till 2027

[devout bobcat]

I caught my mom watching mukbang during covid, I immediately revoked her yt premium subscription

[rich crow]

XD

[zealous junco]

you made this chat into a asrm

of slur’s

[devout bobcat]

As long it’s not actual slur

(Idk what I’m doing)

[rich crow]

If i say a curse word, i'd be kicked or banned?

[devout bobcat]

You’ll get timeout for 1 hour

[rich crow]

Meh

Noooooo ;-;

Wait, I haven't said those words

[devout bobcat]

“Common sense for all maps”

[rich crow]

Anyways Imma go

Bye guys

[devout bobcat]

Can’t blame them for not being a native English speaker

Z9 & Sakura are gone wdym

[rich crow]

Who is the #1 player in this game?

[devout bobcat]

Me

[rich crow]

He still plays?

[devout bobcat]

The bad news is my battery is at 20%

[rich crow]

My kd is literally 1 after 6 matches:]

Long way to go

🧢

[devout bobcat]

Ax, exterminate this individual’s future children

[rich crow]

Nice

[pseudo gazelle]

Vro.. 12kills and 6 deaths

Some kid

[abstract turtle]

When I return again I will be triple legend

[pseudo gazelle]

With 3 kills

And 9 deaths

[abstract turtle]

[pseudo gazelle]

Tried to kick me

[devout bobcat]

Team Leader

[pseudo gazelle]

4 times vro

Genuinely I can't with these kids

Ello

Idk

Wait

Who are you..

[devout bobcat]

You should create a ticket at @silk moth if you want to report someone here

[pseudo gazelle]

I want some ice cream rn

[devout bobcat]

Write the sentence formally if you want to be taken seriously

Ima play Burnout Dominator instead

[radiant ravine]

i hVe a hotdog in my pants

i can say that

[devout bobcat]

I have my own way of reporting user before
I can teach you how

That’s a clan yes?

[rich crow]

Who has a hotdog in their pants ☠️

[devout bobcat]

You need to submit a report to our helpdesk for that

Anything in game related should be done in https://help.standoff2.com/

Just get to the point, I hate cliffhangers

We can issue a warn

3 warns = ban

[stuck gull]

I like flat girls

[devout bobcat]

If you want my advice, just change to another clan

You can also report the players with inappropriate pfp in our helpdesk

I already got few players temporarily banned with this method

[rich crow]

Damn

[stuck gull]

Damn what

Are you against it?

[rich crow]

No

Why would I XD

[stuck gull]

🤫

[devout bobcat]

How many warns did you get before? That’s your answer

[stuck gull]

Can't blame the lady bro

Sometimes you guys don't even bother to know that

Question for the staff

Do you guys even have action logs for this server?

[devout bobcat]

Yes

[stuck gull]

Cuz it's well known some people get banned without those being checked

[devout bobcat]

That’s not my job to check

[stuck gull]

[devout bobcat]

My job is to only help people with simple questions

[rich crow]

ok, so how to become better in this game

XD

[devout bobcat]

Most of the punishments are carried by automation

[stuck gull]

Nah they suck after the patch

[devout bobcat]

Having a phone with good hardware, practice your game sense and aim, know your opponents

The last part came with experience, trials and errors

[white dome]

Give knife

[stuck gull]

Or just have a good game sense

[rich crow]

game sense, aim and predicting my opponents

[stuck gull]

Cuz opps sometimes just teleport like crazy

[white dome]

Any promo?

[rich crow]

I saw many of em teleporting across the map

[stuck gull]

Let's not forget about damage not being logged into them bc their McDonald's wifi

[stuck gull]

Tell em to pay their internet and stop stealing it

I'd recommend to use your favorite slurs while doing it

[rich crow]

I'd use the N word

[stuck gull]

N word isn't enough

[rich crow]

i see

😈

[stuck gull]

Actually

Check for the best region as well

I used to play on East US with 90+ms

[rich crow]

I have 57 in ping and 144 hertz
I think i only need some good game sense

[stuck gull]

Since Dallas server came out now I play with 60ms

[devout bobcat]

Texan spotted

[stuck gull]

I'm Mexican...

Well it's the same shit

[rich crow]

Yoo

Cartelsssss

[stuck gull]

Texas' "stolen" land

[devout bobcat]

Do you always spin your revolvers while sleeping?

[dense thistle]

HEGALE

[stuck gull]

Silence

🤫

Don't make me humble you!!!

[dense thistle]

SHAW

[devout bobcat]

Clearly you don’t play mgs

[dense thistle]

Want me to humble you?

[stuck gull]

Where are you from?

[stuck gull]

I want my order to arrive

[rich crow]

Is it true that the cartel kill you even if you don't lend them bucks?

[rich crow]

India

[stuck gull]

🐇⌚👈🏻

[stuck gull]

🚆

[dense thistle]

ADIRO

[rich crow]

Idk man

[devout bobcat]

idk much about the rest of the world, sleeping on my bed is more fun

[rich crow]

I fr dk, its jus a rumor

[warm kernel]

Ayoooooooo

Uber eats

[rich crow]

Maybe I should

[warm kernel]

I'm under the watter please help me

[rich crow]

I'd love to visit mexico

[stuck gull]

Helicopter helicopter

[rich crow]

Swim

*my retirement tour

And cook meth

[stuck gull]

Where are you from?

[crisp pollen]

guys, an akr carbon stt with full "with love" stikers is worth 620 g?

[stuck gull]

Cunny loving country

[dense thistle]

Eat it?

[zenith furnace]

wheres my yeatwin sweat at🥹🥹🥹

[rich crow]

doakes gif starts playing

[devout bobcat]

Ye this chat is just too much for me, @bronze grove come take a look at this abomination

[rich crow]

i know what kind of man you are

[dense thistle]

Cook it

[zenith furnace]

im sorry😓

[abstract turtle]

Nothing special

[devout bobcat]

Ax, purge this chat for the last 30 minutes

[fervent ridge]

Is there new code?

[silent sail]

Does anyone want to play?

[fervent ridge]

@rich crow AM getting a goldpass hehhrhheehr

[dense thistle]

Send 67

[rich crow]

Fr?

Lemme try

[devout bobcat]

Did you know if you’re about to press the left arrow button, google will send you a notification

[dense thistle]

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

Idk if it’s coincidental or my phone is literally being spied by Google atp

Always freaking pressed the notification instead of going back

[white dome]

Nothing try

[devout bobcat]

It just knows as I am about to land my finger on the screen it will instantly send me a notification so that I will accidentally press it

Dirty trick by google

[white dome]

Send in dm

[white dome]

[devout bobcat]

Warning: gift may cause uncontrollable happiness

[fervent ridge]

I wanna a knife

Pls

[white dome]

Ok give me 500G I'll give you golden karambit

[fervent ridge]

WKWOWOIWWOI

OK

[white dome]

😭

[fervent ridge]

Jkjk

[devout bobcat]

Begging isn’t allowed here

Someone can report them as fraud and you’ll get permanently banned for that

[white dome]

It's an art

[devout bobcat]

The appealing process is tiring

It’s better to just work your own way up

[fast cosmos]

Bro dont beg. Its hard for everyone getting a knife

[fervent ridge]

Omfg

Yall dont get its a joje

Jome

Joke

[devout bobcat]

Or participate in our own events if you want to win golds #📣│announcements

[fervent ridge]

😔

[white dome]

[fervent ridge]

Can u take my money and give me a z9 SWAP sticker pls

[fervent ridge]

And also why yall give russian youtuber 500k gold for Free cuz there no way they buy / get that mamy

Many

[devout bobcat]

Content Creators

[fervent ridge]

Holy cornball

Holy no fair

But AM not russian

[dense thistle]

Corn ball

ADIRO

[fervent ridge]

SHAW

[devout bobcat]

You can head to https://creators.standoff2.com/en to find out more about the program

[fervent ridge]

ok

[dense thistle]

Say(HEGALE)

SHAW

[sly escarp]

Bro made it to the big leauges🥹

[fervent ridge]

Check photos

Yall

[devout bobcat]

[sly escarp]

[fervent ridge]

Liar

[sly escarp]

?

[fervent ridge]

Uh

Its not open

The application

[devout bobcat]

Guess you’ll have to wait

How many subs do you have

There are requirements for each tiers

[fervent ridge]

12k

[sly escarp]

On?

[fervent ridge]

Ut

Yt

[devout bobcat]

I’m gonna need a proof of that

[fervent ridge]

Ok

[devout bobcat]

12k subs and begging for a knife. Unreal

Ax, inspect element his subscribers to -1

[sly escarp]

:mods:

Awwh shucks

Ion got nitro

[devout bobcat]

[sly escarp]

[devout bobcat]

I’m gonna sleep

[sly escarp]

Give me helper i can manage the server overnight

[abstract turtle]

Another day another chance to gamble

[sly escarp]

Gn bro 🦫

[devout bobcat]

And then get burnout on the 5th day

[sly escarp]

[devout bobcat]

Typical phases

[sly escarp]

Gn bro

Have a nice sleep

🦫

[devout bobcat]

I left my eye mask at my hostel

How am I supposed to cover my eyes now

[sly escarp]

T shirt method

T shirt over your head

[devout bobcat]

Lights are everywhere

[sly escarp]

[devout bobcat]

I need 0% light environment to sleep better

[sly escarp]

Good luck im going to start my work shift (beg for gold)

[devout bobcat]

That purple dude is still searching for a yt channel to show and claim as his

🦛

[sly escarp]

🐦

Rule 3 : (

[devout bobcat]

@sick cave nab

[sly escarp]

Butter is sleeping

Or sum

[devout bobcat]

He works 9to5

[sly escarp]

W-work?

[fossil dagger]

Ooo

Yooo

[devout bobcat]

I just missed my chance at getting my subject exemption

I could’ve had more relaxing semester

[fossil dagger]

Its 6-19 for me

[sly escarp]

Np idea what that is

[devout bobcat]

Now I need to pressure the faculty staffs to reopen the submission

[sly escarp]

[trail needle]

Please can the game fix thair server that my oponent got 250 pong in duels and shooting walls ita really hard to play with this in elite rank…

😭😂

[sly escarp]

[pseudo gazelle]

Lowk should I aim for body shots

Toes

[sly escarp]

Feet

[devout bobcat]

[sly escarp]

Aim for the ground recoil will get it to the head

[devout bobcat]

[grand shell]

when can we sell the syndicate skins

[sly escarp]

[sly escarp]

Tommorow probably

[grand shell]

how are u so sure

[sly escarp]

Im not but my random teammates are😭

[grand shell]

thats when season 11 comes?

[sly escarp]

Idk heard it

[sly escarp]

Season 11 comes before halloween ends?

😭

[grand shell]

Ion know

[wind pumice]

Hello geys

Wsg

=]]]

🦉 🐥 🐔

[sly escarp]

New season is in like 100 days or something

First this season

Then new year aka winter

And then after that we get season 11

So some time left

[sly escarp]

Wsg

In so2 official is crazy

Nvm

Its just a eggplant

[sly escarp]

[solid saddle]

Ofc I got muted cuz they thought i was begging :3

[wind pumice]

Is buying Arcane skins for SM1014 and SPAS a bad idea?

I don't use those guns

Oh

Well I'm trying to have smthn decent for all my guns

I alr have gun skins for main weapons, but will buy more when Syndicate loot drops

when is it dropping again?

[pseudo gazelle]

Who can give me 1k gold (as a gift ofc

👉👈

[wind pumice]

The thing is I'm buying 1000 gold

Idk if I should wait for Syndicate to drop (I bought bp and will sell the loot) or jus straight up buy gold

I do both

[pseudo gazelle]

Shii fs

[gleaming lynx]

Play??

[verbal brook]

E

[obtuse marsh]

Hey guys, is there a way to organize this event without spending any real money?

[gleaming lynx]

play!!!

[trail crescent]

does sandstone just have a higher chance of always coming for comp?

[gleaming lynx]

did you need play

[final citrus]

it becuase most people play standstone

[trail crescent]

theres an option to choose maps?

[final citrus]

in comp yes

[twilit tartan]

What?

[blissful sequoia]

[rugged trail]

[dense thistle]

[rugged trail]

Hi

[blissful sequoia]

Hey

[carmine owl]

hm...

[rich crow]

Chat's dead

[fierce grail]

[wraith thorn]

Hi

[wind pumice]

I jus bought Genesis AKR with 4 stickers for 320 gold only

Best deal I ever had

[sudden dew]

iamgine

[abstract turtle]

I got a ak tag king for 270 has 4 subject x stickers

I got one for 1 gold too

A few days ago

It had crimson skull 4x

[final citrus]

[wind pumice]

Ayo damn

Wish me luck gng

[pseudo gazelle]

Yo guys

[wind pumice]

Imma try and reach Masters

[pseudo gazelle]

Ima do a glitch

[wind pumice]

Yo

[pseudo gazelle]

And buy an a10 in gta 5

🤑

[wind pumice]

Oh

Cool

Ight cya

[pseudo gazelle]

Ikr

Who wants to play later

[white dome]

Why hate me neev

it's my first skin

So much hate omfg

[fossil dagger]

Halloween

[sudden dew]

Nub

[fossil dagger]

Boo n shi

[abstract turtle]

Gl

[misty tapir]

101049146💙

[blissful laurel]

[fathom tusk]

Anyone here need logo or poster? For free gng

[blissful laurel]

!what?

Whay no?

… do you remember C2 vs C3 😈

?

@rich crow

:3 what about no?

😈

😈

Why? Crying

?

Bc is -6?

😈

Ok

I stop

@rich crow ok i stop

I’m only remember kun nade 👍😅

Me

Kun’s nade

@rich crow but why is embarrassing?

Is funny

:(

[twilit tartan]

[rugged trail]

I got a ghost under my bed

[blissful laurel]

[rugged trail]

And I don’t know if she’s alive or dead

[blissful laurel]

That me 😅

[rugged trail]

Leave me alone

I’m into girls

[blissful laurel]

But I’m want friends 🥺

[rugged trail]

😒

Oke

Frend

🤧

[blissful laurel]

Yeahhh

[noble dagger]

[gaunt fractal]

Syndicate coming to market when?

[pseudo gazelle]

1st heist done