#💬│english-chat
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have yo not met me 
bro your happy depessed
congrats man
u anti depessed
does that mean am unable ot get depressed
@final citrus YES
w
im
nab grandpa
Noob
frogot to add grandpa
She is just 19
Idk
still grandpa
you are

ahahahhah
dont worry young unc i just turned 21 an hour ago
if you got 2004 in your name your a unc
so im unc
grandpa
nah u ancht
Yo
expired
damn
yo
i havent turned on the auto correct
noob
guys lets play wordle
be kind to your elders bozo
5 letters
if you my elder give me money im young
ok
Wsg
1st one water
no
i fail my spelling exam
am get negtive in wordle
its fun
0 correct 1 letter is wrong place
not whent he only words you know are the one taught in primary school
you inpov your english
light
0 correct 1 wrong place
4 wrong u is correct
night
3 wrong 2 not correct place
grind
2 correct others not
gamble
0 correct
1 wrong place a wrong
Anyone wanna pushrank ?
also why cant i play with some else also unranked
they could still be legend or bronze even if unranked
but he was gold and i was gold last s
gl
Noobs
sour*
Biggest noob
Ranger 🥀🥀
bro am over here
Dam you only ranger damm
i just logged on to say frog you
So sad you have this massive skill issue
Dont be ashamed
Noob
Guys, i have an ak scale with 4 sigil swap Stickers, how many i can sell this skin?
let me do some quick math
1083292739291739297318#820371930833081
3.3k
Wow

nab
nab level maths
just 1.084E
Gng I'm getting folded like an omelette there
well how has your day been
before the folding
Aside of getting blasted by a no scop unemployed mf I was chilling playing other games and studied a little
Wbu?
you cant get it right now its de active
what did you od
but you can dm a mod
If my hate for my ranked teammates was transformed into water droplets I can fill the Atlantic ocean five times over
Gold is like Vietnam but I'm with the US army and instead of actual soldiers Im put with disabled gerbils
1vs1
I'm never leaving this super hell
Who are moderators
5 game loss streak man
@bronze grove and @tepid anchor are the only ones on right now
I hate ts sm
how funny i just got a 3 win streak
Great
Yo
nice
@tepid anchor creator code isn't working
bBagurtte
new code guys!!
if to many people used it then it has a limite
Lmao
Anyone wanna play ranked with me?
Yall me and haze been grinding with the p90 best weapon in my opinion
@haughty yarrow no
i got a new usp
what's the price of the ak without the stickers
wtf😭
350 i think
you payed 70 gold extra for the one with stickers?
boost me nub
boost to bronze
yes
it does
lemme show you something real quick
i was actually a ton better before the skins 
how do i UnIPadKid myself
Who's gonna break it to him
it has to be reversible
how do I buy skins with crypto
andrew tate
modes get him
then buy from the in game shop
crypto
sell it
nah thats 2025 iron

this the 2025.75 iron
I’m not 18
then how did you get caypto
emoney
get a job
how would I have crypto with no job
Someone wanna scrim ?
5 lose streak let’s goo
Yo lowk what tips yall got for headshottinf
hacks
omega is a good one for a beginner
Nvm i won a match 
Yo anyone know the date of the update?

Relatable
But I have it even worse
I went from gold 3 barely away from gold 4 to silver 4
I've never wanted to grab someone and choke them through the screen as much as I have with some of my teammates
Bro i am 2500 mmr
Got 26 win streak
Then lost 3 matches in a row
Then got 10 win streak
Now 5 lose streak
Nab
Is clan advertising allowed in this chat?
only #🛡│clans and only a lil bit
Thank you! Want to try and get some western eu players so I can actually play with my clan 😅
some time’s way more then my gf
Clutched these mfs with 23 kills
how about 11 hours
I am jealous
Oh ok yeah sure
hmu
@stray violet I have 66k gold. Is there anything worth saving up more and buying of or should I simply spend it now
Desert eagle aureate
Mac10 ruby shadow
Usp genesis
These are just the nameless skins
Whilst you can buy whatever combo you wish or any skin
Or just build a specific color inventory
Or buy 66 syndicate knife cases as soon as they enter the market
That's a question for lonlet
Honestly if I had 66k gold id just rebuy a nameless
Like Kara gold when it drops in price
you should get thepory am a great option for only 66k gold a second
yo
do u know how to buy gold or skins with crypto
Yeah it's called turning that into money in your bank account and buying gold through the in-game shop

Nah but fr there's probably some people who will accept crypto for their skins
But it's a very very veeeeeeeery small amount of people
Idk any but ik they're out there
why is matchmakihng in singapore taking so long
since yall are better than me. I have 3.54g rn (ik i’m in poverty rn) how does one make gold f2p playing the market? the site i see seems kinda outdated :/ help?
Because its still early in the morning there
type c for fast charging
c
it usually takes really long even at evenings or night
Lightning cable
Nowadays yes
why is it ?any specific reason?
Because people aren’t playing ranked nowadays
The server could be dying
us east comp is so cooked.
literally have to play in fuckin russia/brazil for games
na is always dead
lame
gm guys
5k dong
5k zimbabwe dollars
money is money gimme
how i can play standoff on pc without emulator
why?
He a opp
Does anyone know the best method of making gold without paying 30+$? I’m coming from c-ops where the market is very hyped based and very profitable if you do end up selling something. I’ve managed to make over 130$ in a spam of 1 month by selling low tier skins to tier7 skins without any prior knowledge of how it works.
If I give my opp 5k, that'll motivate me to make 5000.01g
I think everyone would like to receive 5k, but why 😅
Hello! Im banned the game my old account. Im make new account 5 hours later banned me! Idk why. Im download game play store dont use cheating i need help!
@urban lily
My old account 2 year ago. Many skins, and many game time. Im very sad😟🙁
I need help unban me!
Im not russia player.
Im hungary🇭🇺 on Europe region.
This is really not funny. Imagine if your account was banned even though you didn't cheat or use cheats in the game!
never cheated or anything and I've never been banned. Standoff knows if ban is necessary
The game downloaded play store. Anti cheat system banned me nothing 🤦♂️
then ask standoff
How is it considered cheating if you download the game from the original store and play normally like other players? I find this very upsetting because they also took my 2 year old account that I spent money on. I spent at least $20 on the game and they banned me saying they detected cheating! In other words, they took my money.
How to unban me?
so just contact standoof for proofs
wait
I've been banned 2 times for nothing. I didn't use any cheats, no game guardian, no scripts, nothing! The game was downloaded from the original store!
just read that they won't remove the perma-ban
20$ is nothing
What's ur main account bro
Why?
It is something 
I dont use cheat. Banned nothing😆
Tell me ur main account bro

Avoiding
No. Didnt sell!
Update could release today but more likely is tomorrow
?? I just asked what is your main account like give Id 😭
what r u talking about?
What heppans when so2 updates
Yh he was using cheats am 62.5% sure 
that 2.5% comes from the belly
100% sure he was using cheats
Lmao
yea, you don't get banned twice if u don't use cheats
yeah probably spent years on getting to lvl 14
🥲

Good morning
Good morning
@everyone
Good Morning!
Hmm
The green profile 
Is the update today ?
@compact blaze gg we played together
Will the skins go on sale today?
Sup.

I don't think so
There's a slight chance it could be
Standoff needs to add controller setting ngl
noobs
Support
Get out
Whaaaa
Mmm
Waiting till my friend comes
And hangout
Hbu
💀
like much much
?
Wellllll
idk either
What to tell you to do
Maybe
cook something to eat
Call your friends
🥺
OH HELL NAH
YOU WERE STALJING
ME AGAIN
this guy
Look at his pfp
more sneaky u die
Fr
He’s just a cat
in the end
Can’t do sm
👉 👈
Observing. Not stalking.
lol
?
Me hate.
Meow
AND U
Meow
💔
Heyo jhin:3
noobs
📝


Wsg bro

ahammm
Sandstone bottom 1 map oat
yyy going school sadly xd
dayumn
Op map
Dune and breeze better :3
You are not manipulated by mossad

L
90% of my comp matches in s9 were in dune
yet u noob
yes
80% in s8 for me in allies :3

Me too with the gold 2 in allies

Dune held a memory with the sm1014
But it got nerfed so much that it will never see use ever again
I play it cuz its fair map 4 me ofc
idk I see it alot
noobs
No one uses that dead gun anymore
fabm better
It's kind of pathetic that I had 2200 mmr last season
And now just 1500
I fell off
if u miss the first shot u die
Tru i always use it xd
The people who rush apps with it have given me generational trauma
Where can I find teammates for allies
Thanks
So2 map List is Top1 Rust Top2 Province Top3 Sand Top4 Z9 Top5 Sakura 6thDune 7th Z7 ban breeze/hanami
worst tierlist of all time
Sandstone is my fav
Idk I always play breeze
What is urs newgen
breeze #1 others idc
I hope u mean old rust tho
So u are s8-s9 elite player
Breeze looks aesthetically pleasing I would give it that
Wonder why that matters 🤔
yall noobs
Jk that's made up
💀
Why u have Ranger role
Yh I want smth like Wall hack role
It'll be nice
Or smth like fly

Ur first anime is death note and its on ur profile
Ohh i scared for a sec
good morning unholy chat
No
Maybe i should play with 500 FPS 🤔
240 is not enough
pc player 
i have 145 FPS phone Redmagic and iPad pro 11
p2w
Hahaha
And ur trying to impress to who?
😨
leave me alone with 60 fps
if u know Fenerbahçe i will give u 5k gold
Okay say me in which sport they are best
Ayo what
basketball
Grr are u turkish
They kill me with moli
Tru :3
Give me ur id
U can see in his profile that he is
3v1 in allies
54642510
How?
cupcakes
Now i saw
Ye
skill issue
Crazy it's time i switch to hack
u noob
70 kills in tdm
with 60 fps
They still get spanked by france teams lol
I wasn't always the noob I am now

2 fingers is impressive 
It was unranked so idk
It's difficult
To manage the buttons but Idk it matters on your button positions
I use one of the most basic setups
And still it's enough
I wanted to get high rank and still got ranger now im elite thankfully
Yea
Dont u own clan and u know me ?
who isnt :3
Wot
cases suck
Idk I opened my first 5 cases
And got red blue blue pink knife
:3
check photos
When can i sell my bp stuff >:(
Do NOT go to Japan server if you wanna rank up solo
Feel ya
Paired with clueless wads + 63% of enemy soft cheating
❌️
just get better
Highkey maybe lack of sleep is whats holding me back🥶
'Muscle memory' and your rank aren't built on the grind. They're sealed in your sleep. You can't out-grind a bad night.
nuh uh i play better with less than 4 hrs of sleep
NEW SEASON WHEN
bro
This started 2 months and and u want alrdy new?
tf
they dont affect me
The guy in the pfp looking like he's in his 20s
25 and still playing games 💔
Weak
Hmm
Hmm
Hmmmmm
The best noob
Yes
gibe 10000o0 gold
I send that a long times my annoy friend my gold is to my friend (not you and y’all)
@rich crow @rich crow @rich crow
Anyone friendly 1v1
me
Okay
nah its important





i got disconnected 😭
I kind of disconnected from ingame
Bruh
I wont be able to play now sadly
Because the ping is 800
Even in Singapore
Maybe later
🥀

💀
nah its 6730274 by @pallid badger
Are there leaks to when the update will be?
So
my faucet is leaking 🔥
Nice
what did bro have to edit


nabs

Nub

2k
wow saying a racist slur at 4pm are you proud of your self
its 2pm 
does it matter
tbh there is no 2pm no 4pm it our own imagination


what

Bro this season was out 2 months ago and yall want new season?
New pass will be in next week but new season maybe after this pass
M1a I want learn sniper
found the standoff nerd ☝️ 🤓
I’m not call you noob -_- you call me a noob
i never
:3
You are :)
Now is not :)
🗿
My friend buy
mods isnt it fair that he shares me some gold
he has 100x my value
i got 0 balance
and sell free skins for gold
your brokeness is your issue, don't make it someone else's🗿
chat deader than my teammate when he peaks mid with deagle
For the better

if someone in my team buys deagle the first round i always follow them and wait beside them to die so i can take their guns
instead of being a nice team and holding site
deagle is high risk. It should be bought only when you have little to lose (like an eco round) or when it's low risk like when you have a lot of money
workers did a silly joke
zhxrm you're gonna die one day and we'll never hear of you again
*in a bike accident

i once hit a car with my bike the tire bent 
bicycle
and now i have a permanent mark on my skin


Put some lotion on it
it was 4 years ago 


if it was pinapple nobody would get it
Yo chat
im addicted to oxygen and water
Who’s down for comp

do they also put fake cheese in dominos malaysia?
What are you doing excactly
Idk, but I think it’s real cheese
Cuz I’m lactose intolerant and I got diarrhoea after eating them

Cool
keep eating them
Cheese confirmed
caesarean
like here in india they do put cheese but it's those manufactured liquid cheese you get in a bottle
Chang
not give any help
There should be a policy standard there 
what do you need
I wanna ask like
as a helper
Here
What are you doing
like what they set u to do
Like if I ordered a 12” pizza I’m expecting it to be exactly 12”
billion gold
Please guys
I wanna SIGHN THE CONTRACT
You don’t 
You only get an offer

I wanna help her out 😖
basically all we do is moderate the chat. We can help with in-game stuff too but it's not part of the job necessarily
no comment
Can someone please help me
they probably dont
goodluck
pancake 🥞
@tough meadow there is a platform where it says how to help us
Do I go there and ask to be mod
THATS ME
pancake milk
yes
you gotta help me you know 😖

as the great azathot once said, you need "connections" to be a mod. Just be active here and who knows maybe you'll get an invite
I manually check cheater reports and do some chat moderations
im gonna ban you , you were not kind to me
Wdum

😢
bro just went’s to ban more people
no
how ZANI
you told me

It’s me mommy
noob
Btw
and leave me alone
i know
Connection with the IRS, I take taxes 
ZANI dm me
too bad i evade
I don’t call you that 😵💫
i screenshot dms and 8 out of 10 word you call me nerd or noob
I want train myself-_-
yes i want to
deadline is apocalypse
Someone gonna screenshot this and posted it on reddit only for Wanja01 to reply to it 6 hours later
last time i used awm was in season 9

Why don’t you ask me? Can I?
He still lives in 2000
train me awm
is that bad asking how to become a mod
You aren’t supposed to talk about it publicly

6………….7

I’m go offline for now
nooooo
Everything’s happening behind the scene
you talking like we sum kind of illuminati
I’m a retired freemanson member
Trump was my leader
Aren’t we? 

yes you are illuminati dont do jack all just like you guys
Litterly all you doing is yapping
zani did help me
she said you have to be active
3 mods active at the same time somethings not right
ye i think there got no more paid actors
now all they disappear
i just cant prove it
just like my dad
See told u
We ran into a slight issue with how we moderate the chat
ye paying people to ragebait is a L move
Am glad
someone is going to the gulag today
we can do it for free
pancake balls
i dont think u are cute
exe
when did you get back
now its gonna sound racist i said before i could load his pfp
🙁 whyy
because u are super cute
ironsword
Im gone again
Crazy rizz
depends
woa thx
what
what
pls editsnipe
very windy today
must be the wind
this ain’t rizz this just her**sment

pancake biscuits


When will be skins from pass in shop??
In a few days or weeks. Stay tuned in #📣│announcements 
sweet cheeks

Fell
@noble dagger you there ?
question when are you guys make an english e-sport
like there’s so much potential
nabs
you would win me anyway
nab
I would play bad on purpose
wow dident know this severe was this racist just wow
How to be more noob at so2?
buy mantis
it will distract you so bad
you cant kill anyone
or a bfk
trying to hit trickshots
play at 13 fps
the major has seperate english streams if that's what you mean. Anyone is free to play in trounaments, they just have to qualify
I had that and still got ace
everyone will be playing so2 where you will be playing chess
i do that
but those english steams dont have drops so whats the point
Mantis is gud i had the citrine and the eclipse
thats why u still gud
the skins suck
get fade or impact
when's the update?
The new poison one has changed my opinions
oh you made me have a aneurysm
I love green skins
Can somone tell me promo codes for knives
why cant karambit have poison skin
that's not what i asked
Can somone tell me promo codes for knives
No green karambit unfortunately except a specific widows weave pattern
well we aint the owners so go ask them kiddo
Can somone tell me promo codes for knives
I'm asking the community if they know, specifically not you.

If you giv 100g yes
It will release tomorrow

Alr
Ok giv
alright thanks

Not me first bro💀
My fang saphira,dual daggers acid and sting shroud i miss those
And my gloves mortal veil too
Ew
I had a green combo set
Update today?
Tomorrow

When i started I got it on my first box and selled for 3 gold I was dumb

I have seen u somewhere
Youtuber right?
Obv 
I saw he short where he was traning a noob
b
Well we were making videos about that but for Turkish Comn so if you saw En video its not me.
YouTube have translate
Huh nope
I saw in English
Then maybe that can be me
Let me check
Hallo guys
Hi
Na it was aveniR
Content creator simply
But I saw his pfp somewhere maybe in game or somewhere else
Dude
#🎥│so2-videos
Iz all gameplay
Nobody is really that spcl
We don't have peeps like anomaly or OhnePixel from CS2
Guys how see face it in so2?
I learn things
If I wanna watch gameplay I search CS2 high faveit rank smthn
??
🤜 🤛
Activating promo code?
TY GUYS
🦛
Jus say the wombo combo funny word and ig ur loved there ||don't take me seriously||
is that a theater you're watching the movie at
im coming save popcorn
I didn’t buy a popcorn
🐥
🦛
I already ate a 12” pizza and I’m full
skill issu3
why does the chat die when i start talkin 
but its nothing i havent experienced
in one bite
Anyone allies ?
Reg (singapore)
i have 6 id














