#💬│english-chat
1 messages · Page 3555 of 1
You know girls play so2 too.
R?
My girl doesn’t
Well. You tried to convince her?
Convince her to what
To play. But since she played I turned out dumb
She downloaded
she did hate the game
Just played couple match with me
just for me not for the game
I see. Well. I'm just another of those players who are thrown into the lobby with NPC players
And I always get potatoes for teammates.
No you dont
Okay hey u know me better
Btw I'm an editor(I'm not promoting. I just wanted to mention)
editor on pc or mobile
Mobile.
I play Defuse often.
Yes. And Node video and Wink.
defuse is ez for fun
But I have fire edits though.
node video now days is L
Ello guys!
Only its motion blur it’s good
Ik. I use it only too make it wide.
And couple edits you can do on
You can edit on node video many stuff
But I rather edit on pc
but at the moment I can’t couse no more money
What r u editing?
Not videos
small stuff
Like texts
I make my own texts
intros
Oh. I see. Nice.
if I wanna edit a video and post it on mobile
I'm editing like car edits.
Y'know?
Nice
I would like to show u. But I can't. Only if u wanna dm me.
noobs
Ayyy wsg man
nab
Nap
@tiny ember
LMAO
@regal wolf
😭😭
@reef hearth
BRO
ya i got nothing
Okay good
we got @fringe ledge
hi lets not get the big man/woman here
Ofc. I know even where you live
I feel offended
well am gonnan sleep
That's definitely not concerning
Okay
I know about you too
skill issue
Someone play allies?
Goodnight
I ate you recently
guys
oh look at that the haters have joined the party
who do i hate
not me pls


Guys is there smth good i can invest 100g in or just buy some skins that I like?
GAMBLE
hello
guys whats the skin in #📣│announcements
Nah at my luck I'll just get uncommon
Xenoguard I think...
WHAT
Idk
yes
i thought it was sport v2
maybe you will get the knife in the next one keep gamblin
It's clearly scratch
no its not
Yh maybe never
satya
Sup
you never know
Alr f it
scratch skin literarly is whole black with 3 claw lines on middle
What case should I get??
This gotta be ragebait

Never slander my beloved scratch like that ever again
She a beauty

dull skin
Dull mentality
blue skin?
Bro its just 3 lines. They don't hit that deep
Ragebait
Alr
real
Energy drinks aren't good in general
you gonna die irl if u die in game with that amount
Coffee is better
proof
do kt
it
so i can see the results
ok
and then ima try
are you a girl
trans?
idk
thats why i asked you
i clipped you
idk what u on
like
i clipped you
with a nail clipper
i eat cement
you first
So knowing where I live proves that you do know about me
Better than i
yes
dull person
verycutepotata
Tell him to guess where I live
I am homeless
So good luck
earth
what is wrong with matchmaking
im a ranger got down to phoenix this match
not a single soul was a ranger
one or two were champions

others were masters - elites

Normal So2 matchmaking
Just win 
yeah good advice
not like i need to get a better aim or something


I know, thanks

Hi
just get better
Hi
Hi
Hru
im hunting you down
Fr
with that aim you don't
oh right
Huh?
comp games are p2w irl
How are you (hru)
Ahhhh good

Glad to see u good 
bad
Who wana play
competitiv I'm now silver I need to get back to the gold
And how are u?
phoenix
ka chaw
What
What?
Good I'm felling good
someone give me tips on how to get better at this game
Just be better
I can show you how to smoke stairs to B
youre on my hitlist
close your phone and your eyes and go to sleep
Who can play with me I'm boored
Kinda 😭
it isnt that time yet
Who can play pls somone
Be better first 
To prevail in Standoff 2 is to cultivate an ecology of micro-decisions and macro-patterns so densely interwoven that each round becomes a tessellated experiment in information management rather than a simple contest of reflexes: cultivate sensorimotor automatism through ritualized drills so your crosshair economy is not a flurry of purposeless motion but a calibrated articulation of expectation; fold into that practiced motor stream a probabilistic cartography of the maps, where control of sightlines is less about occupying space than about constructing and exploiting informational asymmetry, and where rotations and holds are phased like harmonic partials to produce predictable opponent responses you can tax. Read the auditory palimpsest — step cadence, reload cadence, the cadence of preparations — and translate those thin phonemes into anticipatory dispositions rather than slavish reactions; practice microtiming to turn milliseconds into margin and cultivate a lexicon of terse pings and preset phrases that compress complex tactical states into immediate shared intent, because communication cost is the silent attrition that will empty a coordinated plan if left unguided. Invest in a disciplined economy of purchases so that each decision to allocate resources is simultaneously a tactical expansion and a signaling act that manipulates opponent expectations two or three exchanges ahead; alternate commitment and feint according to a higher-order rhythm that renders predictability costly and synchrony unpredictable. Treat utility use as a form of rhetorical punctuation — obscuring, funneling, delaying — and integrate feigned commitments, delayed peeks, and synchronized timing into a stochastic repertoire that converts your own variability into strategic opacity. Analyze replays not to imitate titular heroes but to extract invariant principles: heatmaps of attention, entropy of movement, common decision forks where opponents habitually concede options; then iterate in small, measurable experiments rather than wholesale rewrites, because compounding marginal gains will outpace sporadic genius. Temper all of this with affect regulation protocols — short resets, breathing anchors, minimal motor rituals between rounds — so cognitive noise does not collapse into tilt; adopt a posture of curious detachment toward mistakes, convert surprise into hypothesis, and let patience and disciplined adaptation compound until victory is less an act of chance and more the emergent property of a mind that has learned to trade uncertainty for structured expectation.


Why :)?
ok
M1a why so long text😭
👍
Bro writed the hvole creation of standoff2 hahahahah
Miss me or something?
someone wants 1v1
Wha
1v1

A little
idk why i got muted
i forgot what i wanted to say
oh yeah
is gold 3 after 10 matches of not having rank?
It depends on the win/lose and your performance during calibration
nnnnnnn

only wins
⁉️
What was your previous season's rank?
i didn’t play
So you just started this season?
-_- 👍
yes
I think a new account will start somewhere in bronze, that means even if you win 10/10 matches you'll still gonna be somewhere around gold-ranger
But I could be wrong
noob

Someone tell me why I shouldn't buy 50 amkal arcane stickers
its not a new account
Well idk 
Ok
It's 3:50am here
damn
can i use you to make pancakes
I want


Nice pfp, Nox
hi
yes?
Call me
Sad meme
I hope someone can get that dog away from him
u used to call me on my cellphone
Yk it's confirmed that its actually a shock collar?
Yea, I've seen it
They found the exact remote
I just realised what it was 😭
The dog does nothing wrong bruh 😭
Ishowspeedgif
Wild
Bro if yoi want 1v1 call me
Honestly
Sa
Bro has a 3 million dollar mansion and he can't let the dog take a step off his bed
Deadahh using the poor dog as a prop
Disgusting behavior
He doesn't have the right to take care of him if all he wanna do is just abuse him
Some people are crazy
But the thing is too
This wasn't anything new
He been doing this for a while
They be adopting pets but doing something crazy with em
Deadass?
The clip of hassan hiding his remote was back in December
Yes gang
Oh hell na
That's f'ked up
So he has been doing this for a while and people know it just now?

And no one in his chat said anything
😭
Sa
For real
Really, I thought that was awm scratch
<@&473212329643737098> ban his account now
Right now
All his alts too


😭

Bro owns the world
Yes
yo anyone whana play?
you know that u are in standoff 2 server right?
Yes
Wtf this isn't the furry rp server?
But I play other mobile games
Onj ts pmo

I ate a McDonald's breakfast meal
Helped mitigate the alcohol
Not the hangover
Drinking on the job
School
I respect that
He chill like rhat?
LMFAO
Fair enough
Wouldn't go well if I was doing that
Wouldve been fired already
I've been straight tweaking in front of my agm
I was stumbling and dropping boxes
Probably reeked of alcohol too
And she was making eye contact with me too
She was like 1.5m away from me
I feel like she knows that we drink but doesn't do anything as long as we're still working
Hell naw

R.I.P window 10
Why is it possible to stream here a game which is not related to the group?
This is standoff 2 discord group right? Then why someone is streaming a game which is nit standoff 2?
Why does it matter?
I think it is a rule in many groups and forums
Are you a moderator here or an admin?
Anyway I am just asking and wondering why? Not just ranting or complaining
If he is allowed then can I also share a stream here?
@rich crow
Go take a nap

hello
nap.
Alive chat 🌹
noob
Hi chat
i have one in my dreams
I do
noobs
Anyone comp?
I’d?
playing so2 all day, get a life holy
Haven't played since Sunday wtf
Not you
Talking bout the person who replied to you
Hm interesting
nob

this level of unemployment is insane Icl
agree
What do u work
.
I'm a student
so are you employed or jobless
I study in college
and work in a pharmaceutical in the weeknd
pharmacy*
Spider-cat
cat-spider
Spider meow
Just go and delete the game and you will be good
2vs2 rank
Hey guys, can someone help me out with a question:
Is the Gold Pass really worth it?
Hii
If ur using gold not really but if ur using money well yea
Thanks
what does the gold pass give u
Are you a Pharma student?
Shadap
Tons of golds if you invested the crates
Ain't no one got time to wait for 3 or 4 years
3-5 months is enough tho
It won't even go up to 500💔🥀
Yo guy
So i want the crouch button on the top right of my phone's screen to not moving when i touch at it
because it is in the same side with the thumbs i used to move the camera
so that's the idea, i don't know how to fix it, or even it is able to fix
Ikr xD
Oh sorry :(
Makes my normal comp teammates look like the have brains
just get a job at that point
Check #📸│photos
Does it solve your problem?
Hi

Tell him not me💔🥀

hamburger
uhh cheese cake
changba
vasss
Nope
Holy moly
burger or cheeseburger
Shawarma
🤤
🪑
🦛
hembrgr
Begging isn't allowed here
I really need some

6️⃣
Nuh uh
what goes after 6
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
six seveeeennn
Zani should I make a chicken sandwich or heat up some hot pockets?
chimkem samwich
chinke sandwic
chimkem samwich alr
Let me try it out
𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙, 𝕴 𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆 𝖋𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝖉𝖆𝖞 𝖘𝖔 𝖋𝖆𝖗
What is your guys’s buy on a three round lost bonus?
I can see how that would be hard to read if you’re a non native English speaker
Caveman age font?
I would consider that gothic font or old English style font
We were discussing the font, not the grammar, but yes, the correct spelling is fabulous

you may now kiss your bride
🥹
Should i sell my AKR 'DigitalBurst' for a mantis 'Genesis' and 'StatTrack Genesis' AKR
Or should i just keep it
no
you should uninstall
true
I uninstalled this game so many times 😭
Played it since like 2019 or 2018
then dont install again
W
maybe its cuz u suck at the game
and cant frag out
even in casual
casual would usually take longer than comp
me when i buy XM and camp on a site
so how bad is india
racist
bro just jealous#
he cant join in on the fun
said the indian
bro mad he is left out
hes still better than u
actually yes
one bad teammate
youre playing indian servers...
where indian pro team?
fly me to india
so they aint really S or A tier
that shit only adds ping
u tripping vro
no im just a terzo hater
D1 terzo hater
sure bud
whatever your delusions tell you
you should
you might just be heavy enough to turn into a pancake after landing
youre my mom?
please do since it is the case
I love my brainless aim when I am not warmed up
@sullen topaz real
@sullen topaz we are the same same
But different
Where is my unemployed personal
Hey guys, how's it going
all good here
Since when did tdm count towards common statistics?
it always did as far as I know
what else would common statistics account for?
Aren't common stats literally every casual
What
No
Not every casual gamemode track your stats
Im french et need clans me rank champions
Not sure it's changed now but as far as I know it doesn't
the permanent ones do and the time limited ones don't, yes?
I'm probably mistaken
should've kept my mouth shut. Not a good look for a helper to spread misinformation
Gun game doesn't track your stats
🦜
Ok, but the perm ones?
.
That's a perma gamemode
Duals 2x2 as well
I need to win 3 games on comp at breeze map who hase this mision so we can finish it together because i cant find a game for 5min

But those are ranked, I mentioned casual
Ofc those dont
If u have separate tracking for it
Duels and 2v2 is
2v2 is literally allies
Duel and 2vs2 hase a big difrence as you see one ypu fight ageist a enemy the other ypu play with a teammate and you can leav whenever you want and you dont lose mmr
Allies has a name bro
There is a gamemode 2vs2
Allies is 2v2 despite whatever u call it
Ah
Yea
Mb
Misunderstanding all good
Did you finish the breze comp mision
Idgaf abt pass no time to grind it, I only play ranked
Tdm or arms race max for warm up
Yea gl
U2
me when ranked warrior phase
Aha when will u get back
prolly never unless the game is playable again
and pc get seperate serevrs
Breaking my heart damn
Honestly I wish they'd js get banned for it, it's unplayable against pc
U were the most fun in vc during cbs n scrims
Skipper? Who that
they just need seperate servers
Occasionally when they need me for cbs,.I'm still in ygst
ic
whats up w the old clan
ItzL
I ain't leading it anymore so it's dead, sniper owns it rn, but if it ever gets brought back I wouldn't say
david from egypt?
When are you guys going to get rid of the cheaters that are in your team because it’s just extremely mind blowing did you let these kids lay while they’re making money off your company?
It’s truly blows my mind that you let these people do whatever they want and you guys don’t do nothing but ask for so much proof it’s just above and beyond sad compared to every other game that has issues like this, but is immediately taken care of
I just paid five rank games today and every five games was two people playing together cheating with each other and it was pathetic and it’s the ESP/wall. It’s not even but it’s walls extremely high freely and disgusting latency it sad
xddd
This guy always yapping smth
Yeah, I’m always yapping because there’s illegal emulators being played on the game. There’s literally people cheating and selling them on Telegram. And these people that make this game don’t care.
And people like you that think I’m yapping for no reason when there’s literally a real leash and I’m glad to hear because nobody else is speaking up
its not illegal
they actively encourage you to play w emus
Excuse you absolutely when a custom emulator is made for specific games that give you deep peak fps
You’re absolutely OK there’s a video covering FPS and how terrible it is the more FPS you have if we’re running 240 you could clearly see people before you see them
The game is not tapped at 60 FPS. It’s kept at 120 and there’s a problem because if you go past 120 to 240 you could see the difference in it crazy
The game has a very unfair advantage and people really don’t realize that there’s only a small amount of people that can agree with me, but I’m telling you right now this game for the last 10 years hasn’t truly been updated at all… they push cases and these dumb skin that cost thousands of dollars for some reason is just beyond me a company that makes millions can’t fix their game… a company that makes millions can’t build a standoff 3 no… they’re trying to be like counterstrike and that will never happen
Idk
It’s just sad you know a company that makes millions of dollars can’t fix game but expect us to spend money like that’s not a real good reason that’s not fair to nobody
Howww
Anyone can
Simply submit to our https://help.standoff2.com/en/ with valid proof (preferably video recording of the chat)
Hi chat
Don't send mine
Any language or only english?
I'll let you off with a warning 
Friendly reminder to always keep our chat as civilised possible since we do not encourage toxicity and hateful comment towards others. Treat them like how you want to be treated 

dog

Nab
If they do that, then you can report them to us 

Wanted help i need help for those whos computer literate. For my studies i am struggling how to use Google drive. Please anyone help for those whos kind hearted
I don’t get treated enough to deal with this
wym


if im bad at the game, youre horrible
If you aren't licenced then you're not allowed to drive
I deserve helper role
@tough meadow, the chat is yours. I’m going out 
no thanks
Your father goes to jail
im broke
I am struggling how to upload a file to my teacher's folder
Vinegar
Then he'll be on wanted list
do as you wish
I'll let you off with a warning. Don't do it again
That’s my sentence 
You copycat
Can zhx mute changba
Ax, mute changba
Mute ax
Concu what
this guy
Incur
🍦🇨🇳
- social credit
Say 2077 or something
I’ve abandoned China because I prefer capitalism 
You’re trespassing on my property 
Hello, does anyone know any videos about smoke?
discord is american

Prepare to get incinerate by Discord
this guy just never stop glazing me does he
youre my pet
im a good guy
i own a dog
and a terzo

if it isnt luka
youre my 2nd pet
not a slave
his name is luca
hes a big fan of gango
so he also lurks around with gango behaivior
no treat tonioght for talking back to ur owner
✅
no
❌
bro is NOT gango

am i not allowed to talk about them?

it's better not to mention them
People below age 21 are not allowed to gamble 🦛
ic, i assumed it was allowed bc butter was sponsored
I'm 22 so I'm allowed to gamble anywhere
atleast
Gold Gold Gold
2 uncs
Aren’t you 20
east laos
mine is jiangliu pfp
=)))
qq wechat bruh ?
and dont support hoyoverse
My late granddad is chinese 🦛
How am I supposed to prove it if he's 6 feet underground
bruh
Rest in peace😔
nice profile
He'll be missed
durian
2077
More necromancer
bruh it a lot of G (money)
but i'll try
3 m4 necromancer

ead 
snake

@devout bobcat Hallo gng 🐔
I reached tier 78 in BP and won't grind anymore
Hell nah
Wassup
I'm gud friend hyd
I went around the town to find something to eat
Cool
Did u find smthn gud?
Ended up stopping at the restaurant near in front of our hostel
400ml of fuel wasted🦛
Don’t worry, our fuel is cheap especially when you’re a citizen
Oh nice

I am good Wbu?
Hope I can afford the Mantis by selling the knife box
I'm fine aswell
Only $0.24/litre
Yooo
Subsidised fuel

The downside is, it attracts cheapstake cough Singaporean to steal our fuel

too young
Hey aky
what did you end up eating
Foreign vehicle can only use RON97 which is $0.75/litre which is far cheaper than their fuel price but what can you say about greedy people 

@devout bobcatwhy thou now helper?
college
and cs2
basically
and 60k msg still here
christ
changed the araragi pfp huh
nah it's from a manga called Orb on the movements of the earth
i meant ur old pfp
oh. The old one was nayuta from chainsawman
sup pookies

Yo guy
What is really safe zone in the button layout?
what did it even do?
How it is even fuctional?
@zealous hornet
@devout bobcat Alr the chats yours I'm off to sleep
wonder what my inv value is now
nah nvm
just know what it do
in short it do work, but it is useless in my device
what do you have notably?
lmao
@rich crow add me as friend:(
hi chat
Hi m1a
crazy
Wsp chat
i forgot people here are kids
:D
indeed
@sick cave so hard to go back in this game cuh
who
No way‼️
Chat, Is this real?
no(ill leave inabit)

cant be new if i already quit
lowkey wanna sell whole inv
but green
Get the green m4
Wsp yall

hi everyone:D
yo
When will be the market go down i have 540 gold i wanna buy knife
nabs
🦛
random question but what is your favourite gt game
Ranked game just said “something went wrong” we just one and know this don’t count…. You got people braking your own game lagging it out to the point were we all get kicked
So sad
GT7
well its one of them
When bp item is on the market and everything will drop
Hello where can i join with my clan to play this scream in eu
Search at #🛡│clans
hah
gl
people just pump nowadays
and crash to original price give or take 10-15% variance
last real crash was the start of the war
yo comp?
comp?
yo comp?
yo comp?
After next update
real
Im bored tbh anyone wanna play 4 fun?
.
I left my laptop running when I go out
Thanks












