💬│english-chat

[pliant dock]

I said it once and i got time out

That just cruel😔

[devout bobcat]

You didn't do it hard enough

[wraith thorn]

Ayo

[pliant dock]

Wym

[devout bobcat]

You need to say it with hard s

🦅

[wraith thorn]

Oh

[broken whale]

Do you have an active promo code that you can tell me please?

[devout bobcat]

How dare they blacklisted my favourite animal Wild Ass' 🤨

[pliant dock]

Check #📣│announcements

[bitter carbon]

Donkey shrek reference

[wraith thorn]

Here is a free promo code... TOOMANYENTRIESSORRY

[pliant dock]

U alive?

[pliant dock]

Bro that just mean😂

[wraith thorn]

Lol

[pliant dock]

Poor dude

He prob believed

[wraith thorn]

Believed he did

[pliant dock]

Are u furry by any chance?

[wraith thorn]

YouTube promocodes are so misleading

[wraith thorn]

Ye

[pliant dock]

😏🙏

[bitter carbon]

i used this code straight away and got 10 origin boxes thanks man

not cases

[pliant dock]

I think i won jackpot

[wraith thorn]

No way it actually worked, are you trying to make me taste my own medicine?

[pliant dock]

Nah believe us

It did actually work

[bitter carbon]

believe us bro your code just promoted me into a tester in game

[pliant dock]

Fr2

[wraith thorn]

That's crazy

Would be cool

[bitter carbon]

now my tag is DEV_142

and im suddenly in a lobby in a new map

[wraith thorn]

You are the dev lmao

[bitter carbon]

I just became the ceo of axlebolt

[pliant dock]

Could u please make bit smaller🙏

[bitter carbon]

thanks bro all i needed was this code

[wraith thorn]

Pls expand the servers

[pliant dock]

I hate big maps

[devout bobcat]

Nice 10 revenge boxes

🐓

[pliant dock]

Also make the round 13

10 is too short

[wraith thorn]

13 rounds!!!

Holy moly

[pliant dock]

Need overtime too

[frank pagoda]

Hey guys

Hey guys

[bitter carbon]

I suddenly quit being a dev and went to the bridge to beg for coins because i could not handle the people begging for promocodes

[wraith thorn]

Imagine getting paid extra coins for overtime...

[bitter carbon]

(parody)

[pliant dock]

That hard fall

[wraith thorn]

This would actually happen

[pliant dock]

It would be nc tbh

[bitter carbon]

did you know the devs actually have a clan

[devout bobcat]

[nabs]

[pliant dock]

Fr?

[wraith thorn]

They do?

How do I join

[bitter carbon]

you cannot

[devout bobcat]

Only encore accepted my request

[bitter carbon]

very true zhorm

[pliant dock]

Don’t, a clan full of cheaters, skill issue

But they will be ur sugar daddy

[wraith thorn]

Sure...

[bitter carbon]

devs can be cheaters

boom they just spawned 3k gold in their test account

[pliant dock]

Games made by cheater btw😭

[pliant dock]

Relatable

[bitter carbon]

variation of devs

they be fighting a war

[pliant dock]

Fr

[bitter carbon]

game devs and cheat software devs

[wraith thorn]

Gtg guys, will be back in 4 hours or so

[devout bobcat]

I love committing traffic violations on kampung road

[pliant dock]

Lowky so2 anti cheat is quite good

[bitter carbon]

always tryna one up each other

[pliant dock]

Cya

[bitter carbon]

not for long atuk

[devout bobcat]

Saw a random 16 year old hitting a wheelie randomly

[pliant dock]

So2 anti cheat being better than cs2 anti cheat is crazy

It is

[devout bobcat]

I really want that pos to hit me so I can throw his ass' in jail

[pliant dock]

Bro that too far

Yes

[bitter carbon]

personally yea

long time ago

just keep in mind that cheaters rarely play defuse

that's why im not complaining

i can just leave

yeah they need to review evidence

[pliant dock]

Nah

It happens to me most

[bitter carbon]

it's not fun for the cheaters if everyone just left

so defuse is a nice place

[pliant dock]

Luck issue

Not rlly

[lusty trail]

@pliant dock r u hk player?

[bitter carbon]

there's a line between boring and stressful

[pliant dock]

Dying to unpredictable creatures is fun

[pliant dock]

Yuh

[bitter carbon]

i prefer being on the boring side and try unknown nade tricks

makes it more fun

[pliant dock]

Bronze is unpredictable and they make good but risky moves all the time

I lowky lost to 5 bronzes😭

[bitter carbon]

hard truth

but possible

[lusty trail]

Any comp i’ll smurf hk server

[bitter carbon]

I don't need to get better

I just want to get nice loadout

it's the little things in life

sad bunch

[glossy crypt]

Gold 3

[pliant dock]

@lusty trail i think iv seen yousomewhere in the game no?

[bitter carbon]

and risk of ban very nice

[proud onyx]

Yeah

[proud onyx]

And yeah

[devout bobcat]

Nah, deserved

Brake check that mf

[pliant dock]

Well if they are karen it is

[lusty trail]

Yes 2 times we were against each other

[bitter carbon]

there is boosting ban code

dk if they removed it

it was only for like a short while

[devout bobcat]

Cuz kids cant read

[bitter carbon]

like a few days

[devout bobcat]

Gets 1001 with a description "cheating"
Still asking why they got banned

[bitter carbon]

literally

[bitter carbon]

Greetings moderators your majesty, what a lovely day today and I must say that it is extremely unfortunate that I have to inform you about the ban of my account. In the name of my mother, I have not cheated. It appears that my foolish brother had decided to install programmes or otherwise applications, and services that provide unfair advantage against other players. I am sincerely sorry, and beg of you to unban my account. Since I have not done anything wrong.

I had to pull this out of my copypasta

[devout bobcat]

That one blud who thinks he can trick AES by slowing down as he pass the camera and then sped up

🦛

[proud onyx]

Who is for a comp

[proud onyx]

I aint readin allat

[bitter carbon]

didnt know that

[devout bobcat]

They have 2 checkpoints

The first checkpoint starts counting how long it takes for you to reach the second checkpoint

And then it can determine how fast you were going

[bitter carbon]

what is aes

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[bitter carbon]

im washed

[proud onyx]

Bet

[pliant dock]

OHH ur the dude who rushes into site as if there is no one in the site😭

[proud onyx]

Yo dude that guy in photos with a karambit claw did a good job

[devout bobcat]

Automated Enforcement Systems 🐓

[bitter carbon]

nah it's ai

[devout bobcat]

That son of a b who snaps your plate number saying how fast you were going on your fine letter

[bitter carbon]

🦭 I see

[devout bobcat]

That's why I use flip up plate

So that it can't read my plate

[bitter carbon]

declaring illegal felonies

[pliant dock]

Why is a single sticker is most expensive thing in the game th??

[devout bobcat]

I hope no JPJ spy snooping here

[bitter carbon]

high demand low supply

[pliant dock]

High demand my butt

Its a sticker

Btw its not even that good looking😂

[devout bobcat]

Not in the eyes of collector

It's a asset

[pliant dock]

Frrr

[devout bobcat]

Like pokemon cards

[pliant dock]

Still makes no sense

[devout bobcat]

(I don't play pokemon)

[lusty trail]

I dont remember haha but i always rush

[devout bobcat]

It's like first generation iphone, it was $599 when it first launched. Now a brand new sealed box costs like $200,000

[bitter carbon]

Halo, mesej ini adalah daripada pihak berkuasa Jabatan Pengangkutan Jalan Malaysia dan kami memerlukan perhatian anda bahawa
Pelanggaran 🦐 - 🦐 anda

🦈

[devout bobcat]

I hate MyDigital ID

It's just their excuse to farm your info

[bitter carbon]

i know your ic starts with 040

[bitter carbon]

you just reminded me to download myjpj

on my old phone

[pliant dock]

U wanna play sometimes?

[bitter carbon]

[hexed igloo]

mooga

[pliant dock]

As for me it reminded me my first game on my mom’s phone, legendary SNAKE

[bitter carbon]

real

[proud onyx]

Arena breakout ?

[bitter carbon]

sleepingzani. what is it

[bitter carbon]

mgs reference

[pliant dock]

Fr2

[lusty trail]

Now i have faciet

[pliant dock]

Is there hk faceit server??

What does even faceit server do whats the point

Is there pro ppl or smth?

[proud onyx]

Yeah kinda

[pliant dock]

Then i need to play on im sick of carrying noobs in my team while enemy 5 randoms is shooting like cheater

Legend lobby btw🥀

[proud onyx]

Lol

[analog schooner]

Cual es tu milanesa favorita?

[bitter carbon]

faceit just allows a limited people into a server and play for a server ranking

[devout bobcat]

My shopee paylater limit went from rm350 to rm1050

[lusty trail]

Yes

But sg srv

[pliant dock]

Singa ohh

I can play on singa too

Thnks for information ✌️

[dense thistle]

Hmmmm

[devout bobcat]

Sing la poor

[pliant dock]

Huh?

La?

Tf is that

[devout bobcat]

Nah, we make fun of singapore

Rich country, but citizen steals oil from next border

[pliant dock]

Fr

[devout bobcat]

[pliant dock]

So that why i see

[devout bobcat]

Singapore citizens are required to use RON 97-100 here

[pliant dock]

Ohh?

[devout bobcat]

But they use RON 95 which is reserved for Malaysians only

🦛

[pliant dock]

Lol

[devout bobcat]

Cuz our fuel is cheap

[pliant dock]

I can see

[devout bobcat]

$0.48/liter

[pliant dock]

NAHHH

[wraith thorn]

That's cheap what the heck

Pls give us your price here also

Diesel or petrol?

[devout bobcat]

My monthly fuel usage is only $12 every month 🦛

Petrol

[wraith thorn]

Ah

That's pretty good

[devout bobcat]

Cuz it's subsidised

[bitter carbon]

fuel not high demand because you can get anywhere by bus

[wraith thorn]

Haha

[proper monolith]

Hi

[rose orbit]

helo

poco x6 5g is it good to play?

[gray patrol]

Yes

[devout bobcat]

But malaysians hate public transport

[rose orbit]

ok

[devout bobcat]

RapidKL buses blasting max ac setting on top of your head

[rose orbit]

Does it have a 120hz option?

[gray patrol]

BUT

[gray patrol]

Yeah

[gray patrol]

Its Operative System is so limited

[rose orbit]

thanks

[gray patrol]

In terms of customization

[bitter carbon]

if only it was well maintained

[rose orbit]

having the 120hz option is great!

[devout bobcat]

How to solve traffic congestion: remove subsidy for fuel

Finna get santau by bomoh with that suggestion

[gray patrol]

Look for tips on YT

Some people get rid of a system app called Joyose

[rugged trail]

👀

[bitter carbon]

they will swat your house with 2x4 in seconds

[devout bobcat]

Average B40 army

Meanwhile the M40 stays silent

It's always B40 vs T20

🦛

M40 people thinking twice whether to have 1 or 2 kids

While B40 people breeding like there's no tomorrow

[bitter carbon]

they think they can just borrow from gov

[devout bobcat]

Idk how many times my friend recorded me sleeping at work

"Anugerah Staff Paling Kuat Tidur 2025"

[bitter carbon]

it would be me if it was in middle school

I always slept at the assembly

[devout bobcat]

[echo dew]

Why in this game, cant report afk person?

[safe parrot]

Yo guys can anyone give me loan of 1k gold I'll return it back

[gray patrol]

Lmao

[safe parrot]

Id -230742311

Pls

[compact blaze]

[stone terrace]

Hello

[bitter carbon]

They lose their MMR instead

[hexed igloo]

megra

[bitter carbon]

they recently fixed an issue where a player would not lose their MMR if afk

what

They didn't nerf or buff anything after the prey update

[pliant dock]

Well prob players made some false excuses and complained. Like the game glitched or crashed bla bla bla

[pliant dock]

Shotgun nerf saved my life😭

[bitter carbon]

I still like to use fabm nevertheless

it's better than spas 12

[pliant dock]

But they nerfed bit too much

[bitter carbon]

nah i think it's just fine

they made it perfect

akr 12 feels a bit odd though

hs don't connect

[pliant dock]

Like bro i shot a person in very close range he was like in front of me then it only did 80 dmg like what?

[bitter carbon]

i wonder if it's damage range is weaker

[pliant dock]

2 headshots were hit btw

There was no wall nothing

[bitter carbon]

you don't wanna do headshots

[pliant dock]

I didn’t even aim for it lol

[bitter carbon]

you wanna aim at their chest so more pellets hit their body

[bitter carbon]

well i think maybe you are in a wrong place

[pliant dock]

Spas 12 were beast in his prime

[bitter carbon]

any shotgun is situational

spas 12 is ok

i dont find it satisfying to use

[pliant dock]

But the cheapest shotgun is still good for some reason

Idk the name since i never used it

[bitter carbon]

yeah

[hexed igloo]

fabm

[bitter carbon]

fabm is supposed to be super close range

spas the opposite

[hexed igloo]

all you have to do is jump

[pliant dock]

REAL

[bitter carbon]

and you're supposed to annihilate the entire team with sm1014

[bitter carbon]

fabm in village

[pliant dock]

But when my enemy jump and shoot at me it hits all the time but when i shoot them while jump it never hits🤓🤓

[bitter carbon]

it takes practice

[pliant dock]

Worst skill issue i could have

[bitter carbon]

nah you're not supposed to jump shot

[pliant dock]

I mean when ppl are in aps

[bitter carbon]

fabm in sandstone pit to peek at cts over the wall

[bitter carbon]

just be around corners

[hexed igloo]

only to get mollied

[pliant dock]

B site is literally nightmare

[bitter carbon]

for them

[pliant dock]

At least 6-7 flash will pop including ur own team

Don’t forget the mollies and nades

[bitter carbon]

just stay inside the arches if you're lower ranked they don't nade

[hexed igloo]

just throw the nade first

[pliant dock]

Well im in high rank so i just give them the site and retake

[hexed igloo]

B retake with 5 still alive is almost impossible

[bitter carbon]

2 b 3 a is the best

[bitter carbon]

^

too much angles

[pliant dock]

It is possible

[bitter carbon]

if you're not going to use it they are

[pliant dock]

I mean its not that hard if ur teammates are good

[hexed igloo]

if they dont know how to play yeah

if they have brain they wont push

[bitter carbon]

hell naw bruh

[pliant dock]

That the point

[bitter carbon]

B is angle nightmare

[pliant dock]

That why i studied all the angles

[bitter carbon]

also mid lane control is crucial

[devout bobcat]

Fabm sounds like toy gun

[pliant dock]

I even learned useless line ups to retake that stupid ahh site😭

[bitter carbon]

what's bad about it?

[devout bobcat]

Fatm

[bitter carbon]

it's not useless if you're using it

[hexed igloo]

💥

[bitter carbon]

mf called nades useless bro must be like phx or something

[pliant dock]

Well ur right

[hexed igloo]

i even have 3 lineups specifically to molly that top corner on B spiral

[pliant dock]

I never mentioned nade

[pliant dock]

Same

[bitter carbon]

mb. line ups

[hexed igloo]

i never get to use it tho, cause barely anyone play that spot

[bitter carbon]

but you still have to know where to throw

[pliant dock]

I said useless line ups

Not every lineup

[devout bobcat]

Me casually watching my dead teammate with 4 unused nades that I bought for them:

[bitter carbon]

lowkey underrated spot to stare at cases

[pliant dock]

Without line up I won’t be legend bro

[bitter carbon]

why you buy your teammate nades

[hexed igloo]

there is a one way smoke for that spot

[devout bobcat]

Cuz I had $6000

[bitter carbon]

very the

[hexed igloo]

but only works if they're actually pushing B 💥

[pliant dock]

I never understand ppl that doesn’t use smoke on A while defusing

And molly

Free round yet they still go for the kill

🤓

[bitter carbon]

it's easy to engage on A

[pliant dock]

Yea

[hexed igloo]

right

[bitter carbon]

nah not if the T knows what they're doing

[hexed igloo]

they buy all the nades and use none

[pliant dock]

FR BRO

[bitter carbon]

when retake, use the middle box to your advantage

it's a high box

[pliant dock]

I learned line up that mollies A long behind the box and now no one even get in there

[bitter carbon]

i always use up 75% of my nades at round start so in the middle of the round i have no util to help me + I never learn

[pliant dock]

But when i gets in there no one checks cuz no one will though there will be a person in high rank

Some low rank positions is lowky good

[devout bobcat]

Me randomly throwing flashbang and got my teammate instead

[hexed igloo]

it's more like, you threw all the good nades for a fast rush but no one actually pushing cause they scared

[devout bobcat]

He did not know who threw it

[pliant dock]

The first utility gets wasted is ny flash

Its literally ten sec passed since the round started and my flash is alr gone

[hexed igloo]

its always the Nade for me, i always nade the common spot

it's free damage

[bitter carbon]

worst mistake ever

[devout bobcat]

I either use flash or smoke depending on how many people are rushing

[pliant dock]

Im A player so yk ppl be rushing under aps

[bitter carbon]

i flash 2nd mid everytime round starts

[bitter carbon]

get the high ground anakin

let then feel fear

[pliant dock]

Bait my teammate?

Nahh

[bitter carbon]

bro trusts his teammate

[pliant dock]

They are suck enough to die mp7

But some they make a use in the end so yeah

[bitter carbon]

Trust your team ❌
Look for opportunities from your team ✅

[devout bobcat]

Living decoys

Lan jiau

[pliant dock]

I mean it kinda works

I end up getting the round all the time tnks to them

And i gets more mmr

[bitter carbon]

when i see my teammate gets a hold of 5 markers B long on the minimap
I know it's poking time

[hexed igloo]

sacrificial lamb

[devout bobcat]

Gotta utilise those bocah for opportunities

[bitter carbon]

Yooo ☠️

babi team

[pliant dock]

Living decoys are best

[devout bobcat]

PMX 8481

[pliant dock]

They always works perfectly

[bitter carbon]

i didnt get it

[devout bobcat]

Dm

[bitter carbon]

that was very nice yoke

[pliant dock]

Yo

Karambit nebula worth buying it?

Its kinda looks mid

With bad pattern

[bitter carbon]

idk

i'd buy other knives

[devout bobcat]

I feel like sleeping at work again

But it's almost 5 pm

[pliant dock]

Why

Karambit is not that bad🥀

[devout bobcat]

Me when I sit on office chair:
Me when I sit on my bike seat:

[bitter carbon]

I own a karambit dragon glass i can say it's much better

im not saying karambit is bad i just don't like patterned skins

it's nigh time i sell this akr

[rugged trail]

👀

[bitter carbon]

#📸│photos message
can't believe anyone would say this looks nice

legit blows my mind

also sticker placements for VAL legit pmo

[pliant dock]

I mean i never liked that craft when i looked for treasure hunter when i bought

That just legit made in china ahh craft😂

[bitter carbon]

wym made in china

[pliant dock]

Some products made in china is just butt hole

On the picture it looks but when u got the product its from complete different universe

Not some

“Most”

[bitter carbon]

it only looks good when you have the highest graphics

[pliant dock]

Nah

I never liked in any way

[bitter carbon]

anyone who dislike th because it's too busy is based

[pliant dock]

The sticker called ( forgot the name ) the golden ticket 🎫 looks like that

It will make bit better tho

[bitter carbon]

what like province gold sticker

[rich crow]

Anyone up for a knife or Sniper 1v1 ?

[pliant dock]

Smthg like that

[sick cave]

I think he was talking about the golden biohazard sticker

[compact blaze]

[compact blaze]

I guess yeah

[bitter carbon]

seen that craft

speaking only about the th skin itself

[dusky cypress]

[bitter carbon]

someone people made the 4x fullmetal craft on a TH and i think that one is pretty good

[sick cave]

Insane

Looks good with the bat sticker too

[bitter carbon]

with 4x biohazard you just can't see the sticker

[sick cave]

I don't remember it's name

[bitter carbon]

the halloween one?

[sick cave]

Yea that one

Actually, lemme post the picture

[bitter carbon]

i know what it is

it's the one that has a pignose

[sick cave]

#📸│photos

[bitter carbon]

yeah

looks pretty good

[sick cave]

Yeah

[bitter carbon]

and fits the theme as well

[pine oar]

Who Wanna play

[bitter carbon]

looks like the bats are going on adventure

[sick cave]

Exactly

[bitter carbon]

bloke you are using those doo doo gloves 💔

[sick cave]

Some stickers just look downright ugly even tho it's expensive but doesn't fit the theme

[sick cave]

I think that's like the first time I've seen a glove that looks good with th ak

But idk, I don't own ak th

[bitter carbon]

yeah the black contrast looks really good

but why they gotta doodle on it 💔

[sick cave]

They gotta stop doing that

[bitter carbon]

these gloves would be top tier if they didn't add these cringey ahh sprays

[sick cave]

Idk what's the obsession with the designer to doodle on everything

Just like the akr tag king

[wraith thorn]

I don't like the akr tag king tbh

[sick cave]

Same

Still prefer my carbon over anything

[keen pebble]

How much do you think the butterfly gambit knife will cost?

[wraith thorn]

Carbon is insanely good

Carbon is perfect for stickers

[open pier]

at least 1.6k

[wraith thorn]

Too cheap

I was thinking more

Probably around 3k

[open pier]

nah it looks like poop so price wont be all that

[open pier]

im sorry?

[wraith thorn]

Damn...

Only time will tell

[open pier]

its prolly the worst butter skin there is

[wraith thorn]

Certified gambit hater lol

[keen pebble]

It really doesn't look wow but usually these simple ones are cheap and it also fell hard from the thorns

[open pier]

nah nah never said i hate it

[wraith thorn]

So it's just poop

Lmao

[open pier]

yea!

u got it

[wraith thorn]

I see

[open pier]

tbf i did say 1.6k at least

so it could possibly go past 2k

but i highly doubt it

[wraith thorn]

That's probably the lowest it could be, otherwise Starfall would be more expensive lmao

[open pier]

all depends on rarity too so we gotta add that factor in

[wraith thorn]

Ye

[open pier]

but too many russian kids spend their daddys money till they get what they want sooo

[naive panther]

Sell account w knife
or boost/carry for gold

[wraith thorn]

I just work for mine

[sick cave]

💯

[wraith thorn]

Guessing what the price would be for gambit butterfly

And I said probably 3k

At most

[open pier]

lmaoooo

[wraith thorn]

Dyaammm!!!!

[open pier]

this guy gets it

[wraith thorn]

That's crazy

[wraith thorn]

I can already picture this:"Daddy I want my gambit butterfly knife now! Buy me my spins!"

[open pier]

its happening as we speak

[wraith thorn]

Fr

[open pier]

these kids dont sleep bro😭

[wraith thorn]

Lmao

[keen pebble]

Out of 60 spins, I was lucky enough to land a butterfly gambit, 3 AWMs without st, an F/S and a lot of tec 9 and fn fal.

[wraith thorn]

I heard there was someone that did 3 spins and got it...

[open pier]

ngl if the handle was silver too with the pattern all over it would look wayyyy better

[open pier]

ye some ppl just have some crazy luck

[keen pebble]

all this is controlled, we only get what they want

[wraith thorn]

Damn, the theories are spreading

[open pier]

i remember in the kitsune szn one of my bros got the gloves 5 times

[wraith thorn]

5 times!!!

That's crazy luck

[open pier]

ikr just for them to end up being the cheapest gloves out😆

gng wut🌚

[wraith thorn]

Oh

[open pier]

mb im not educated🥀

[wraith thorn]

This reminds me of opening a expensive skin in CS2 only for it to be battle scarred

[keen pebble]

I left you a private message because I can't send the picture here.

[open pier]

tragic stuff

[wraith thorn]

Oh ok

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[open pier]

yea ngl now that i actually take a proper look at these skins.....they buns

[royal mantle]

Who wants to play?

[rugged trail]

Wsp

[half palm]

Any one wana dual? Singapore server btw

[errant sparrow]

ur pfp tuff

[half palm]

Thanks man

[junior lintel]

Can someone pls give me gold I have 0.04

I don't even have a knife

My user is cosmicvoid14+

[gaunt lintel]

Heyy

[junior lintel]

Pls gold

[empty snow]

Hello

[junior lintel]

Pls gold bro

I have o.o4

[errant sparrow]

sakura looks beautiful but when played is so sheet

[open pier]

ask dad for money

[silk wigeon]

SELLING ACC DM

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[silk wigeon]

SELLING ACC DM

[hexed igloo]

buying acc dm

[noble dagger]

[gray patrol]

[teal lake]

[rich wasp]

Do you have any promotional code?

[teal lake]

Who are you asking to?

[supple hawk]

[zenith furnace]

chats dead again😔💔

[gray patrol]

It's dawn in west

[errant sparrow]

buy me m9 frfr

[pliant tulip]

fr.

[shy quiver]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/250887188

[royal mantle]

[dusky cypress]

@teal sentinel what's a cool skin around 250g

[errant sparrow]

the cool skin thats around 250 gold

[shy quiver]

Who want to be my recruits?

[oblique spindle]

Is the free knife event real

How do we even get ts

[errant sparrow]

where

[oblique spindle]

12k bayonet bro💔👏

[oblique spindle]

in game

you need to win a competitive 10-0

[errant sparrow]

screenshot?

[oblique spindle]

Im playing from another phone

Dm me rq

[errant sparrow]

ok

[kind basalt]

Anyone wanna play allies

This server is not for standoff lmao

[rugged trail]

[naive panther]

Sell account w knife
or boost/carry for gold

[jolly star]

Who can be my Duo ı need a duo

Im Want to go legend

I fell from the elite

[viscid nebula]

Someone wanna play allies

[cerulean hemlock]

where can i report cheaters

[sonic harbor]

ingame

[keen rain]

Guys, how long is it going to take to reach level 300? A year?

[viscid nebula]

This game so full of cheaters im playing allies and meet a duo cheater Team bro 😭

[cerulean hemlock]

ts pmo

[viscid nebula]

Always losing mmr bc of them

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[devout bobcat]

Nab🦕

[cerulean hemlock]

bro 3 times

b2b cheaters

wth is ts

bro shooting be behind the truck

[normal sedge]

Skill issue

[sinful hedge]

@silk wigeon check dms

[keen pebble]

how to make a diagram with jkomando?

[cerulean hemlock]

bro

what is ts

im killing the dude and his ghost comes and knives me

what kinda exploit is ts

[stray violet]

You got a video? Lmao

[cerulean hemlock]

yes i do

[stray violet]

Send it in #📸│photos

[cerulean hemlock]

lemme finish the round bru

4 b2b cheater bro

[keen pebble]

Can you please tell me what I need to do to get that animation to appear on jkomando?

[vale marten]

Can you gyys recommend me a screen recorder that doesn't lag?

[sinful hedge]

@naive panther dms

[stray violet]

It's random

[stone terrace]

Okak

[cerulean hemlock]

ts pmo bro

cant even play

[keen pebble]

I did it once and it hasn't worked for me since.

[stray violet]

Takes a while, but it'll happen

[cerulean hemlock]

bro it sent it as a file

now i got cd

[ruby tide]

yo

[devout bobcat]

Computers are just rocks doing math

[sinful hedge]

Who has an acc w great inv and selling the acc dm me

[azure phoenix]

im selling an ak

if you intrested

[cerulean hemlock]

check #📸│photos bru

[sinful hedge]

dm

[dense sage]

Hii bro

[pliant tulip]

Hi

Wrong guy

[sinful hedge]

lol

[pliant tulip]

@silk moth

[silk wigeon]

SELLING ACC DM

[stone terrace]

:D

Me waiting my roles

[sinful hedge]

check dms bro

[neat grove]

hey chat

can i ask a question

how can i buy gold from a website i mean is there stand off store on the internet

cuz i want the real one i duwanna get banned

[sinful hedge]

standoff 2 mahazen

should be smthin like that

[neat grove]

Is it the russian website like that need the id to login?

[neat grove]

?

[sinful hedge]

yh

[pliant dock]

Worst day of my life

[verbal plaza]

I hate when people intentionally throw game 😭

[pliant dock]

BRO FR

[verbal plaza]

I’m in silver but still 😭😭

It’s the first round and I’m already getting flash by my teammate

And I can’t report them for it too

[viscid nebula]

What is 1 999 P

[fossil knoll]

rubles, russian currency

and you cant buy on that website if u dont live in russia

[viscid nebula]

How much is that in eu

[viscid nebula]

Oh

Yk a store for eu

[fossil knoll]

there's not

[viscid nebula]

Aww

[fossil knoll]

only for russia

[pliant dock]

Ok silver, that not even throwing the game😭

Average silver experience

[viscid nebula]

Chat what should i grind in comp im phoniex 1361
Allies Gold IV 1346
Duel Gold 1 1056

What should i grind

[proud onyx]

Duel and allies

[pliant dock]

Go for comp

Duel and allies doesn’t rlly matter

[viscid nebula]

In comp i get bad mates ngl

[pliant dock]

More comp=more experience👍

[naive panther]

i boost comp allies duel
or sell acc

=))

[naive panther]

not rlly

they can carry u at all

[pliant dock]

Mate? Are u aussie by any chance?

[naive panther]

mew

[viscid nebula]

Nah German

[pliant dock]

I mean yes when u die and inspect the pro they show u some angles and line ups

[naive panther]

ye

[pliant dock]

That how i learned and now im legend stressing

[naive panther]

legend is ezy lol

[pliant dock]

This game have audacity to put me in cage with bunch of monkeys

😭

[viscid nebula]

Your champion tho…

[naive panther]

M

?

idc about role

[viscid nebula]

Oh

You master?

[pliant dock]

Do u play in hk?

[naive panther]

no

[naive panther]

no elite w legend

[viscid nebula]

Well i never said legendary is easy or sum

[viscid nebula]

Ohhh

Alr

[naive panther]

np

[pliant dock]

If u play on hk or russia server legend is aint easy

[naive panther]

i play russia turkey

on phone

120hz

[viscid nebula]

What is a normal phone to you

[pliant dock]

120hz while 100

😭

[naive panther]

2200 mmr 3.31 kd

[pliant dock]

P2w ahh phone💀

[naive panther]

=)))

i got a motorola sh

[pliant dock]

Judging by ur kd u didn’t even play that much u prob were elite or legend last season aren’t u?

[naive panther]

legend

[pliant dock]

Last season i mean

[viscid nebula]

I have iphone 15 and 60 fps..

[naive panther]

2300 mmr 3.10 kd

last season

[pliant dock]

Yeah ur an old player

[naive panther]

on duel 2350 mmr w 4.32 kd lol

=)))

[naive panther]

since season 4 only legend

and elite

[pliant dock]

Bro i swear i can never reach in duel with 150 ping

[naive panther]

i got 20 ping

[pliant dock]

The lowest ping i get is 150

[naive panther]

how

[pliant dock]

Lowky sad😭

[naive panther]

fr

[pliant dock]

Im Australian

[naive panther]

romanian

[viscid nebula]

Maybe change yall regions in Settings helped me too

[pliant dock]

No oceanic server

[naive panther]

lol

boosting for gold dm

[hushed osprey]

How's everyone

[pliant dock]

Boosting for gold??

[naive panther]

ye

[pliant dock]

How much

I need my duel legend😔

[naive panther]

depends on rank and what u want

[hushed osprey]

Ppl in India don't play standoff rank mayn

[naive panther]

you know i need ur acc for duel

[pliant dock]

150 and on hk i can’t rlly reach 2100mmr im stuck at 1900😭

[pliant dock]

Ye

[naive panther]

it s easy

[naive panther]

120g

[pliant dock]

Duel maps are so dope

[naive panther]

it s duel lol

dm if u want

[pliant dock]

That just my pistol skin lmao😭

[naive panther]

=))))

i got a 500g knife

[viscid nebula]

Yall are crazy you guys could possibly buy my whole account with just 1 skin that you got

[naive panther]

=))))

[pliant dock]

“500 gold knife” bro i never seen a knife going lower than 600

[naive panther]

dual daggers

[pliant dock]

Unless its kurkri

[naive panther]

u need boost?

for duel

[pliant dock]

Nah im good

[naive panther]

and kd boost ofc=)))

[pliant dock]

Ima stuck on elite✌️

[naive panther]

np

[pliant dock]

Kd im good myself

[naive panther]

i can do 3.50 kd

it s easy bro

=))

it a duel

it s about ping and peek

[pliant dock]

Played over 200matches and still holding 2

[naive panther]

nothing else

[pliant dock]

🙂

[naive panther]

😦

[pliant dock]

Bro the thing is ping

[naive panther]

yeah

[pliant dock]

Im on 150 while my enemy is on 20-50 like what😭

[naive panther]

i can be ur enemy

[pliant dock]

I die even im covered

[naive panther]

from smurf

=)))

w some vpn

[pliant dock]

If u are i wish u worst life✌️

[naive panther]

no

like give u win

[pliant dock]

Oh

[naive panther]

if u need that

u can dm too

=))

[pliant dock]

I mean how are we gon match up

?

[naive panther]

vpn

i got my ways

i ve done this like 3 times for 2300 mmr

[pliant dock]

U must be expert doing that

[naive panther]

yea

[neat grove]

oh thanks bro

[pliant dock]

My phone is dying so can we do it tmrw or smth?

[naive panther]

hm

i mean it s 200g

[pliant dock]

If u could

[naive panther]

cuz i need to lose my rank too

[neat grove]

anyone give nife and gloves for 1000 gold?

[naive panther]

for 200g i can

[pliant dock]

Gold=no problem

[naive panther]

lol

dm

[pliant dock]

K

[neat grove]

sure

[neat grove]

me?

[naive panther]

no

[neat grove]

oh

i give 1000 gold for gloves and knife

anything as long as they match

red colour is prefered

?

[golden fractal]

Why I can not play standoff with wifi??

[neat grove]

? what do u mean explain your problem

[golden fractal]

I mean "my game is stuck at the loading profile when I play with wifi"

I can only play with my internet

😦

[neat grove]

yes cuz the game is online

[golden fractal]

Nah

[neat grove]

maybe

[golden fractal]

Nah

[neat grove]

then... idk are u sure u are connected to wifi?

true

[golden fractal]

How to check

Let me show u

Where

Name

It's ok

[naive panther]

i boost for gold any gamemode
i sell acc

[golden fractal]

Thx

[neat grove]

how much ?

[naive panther]

dm

[ocean dirge]

Anukunaa matataa

[naive panther]

@neat grove

dm

[neat grove]

i did

[golden fractal]

Check dm

[viscid nebula]

Hey 😉

[pliant dock]

?

[viscid nebula]

Nothing just wanted to say hey

Yk

Doing something kind

[pliant dock]

[viscid nebula]

My gold is big problem

[supple hawk]

[young rune]

Can you make me legend

[noble dagger]

[supple hawk]

Can u boost me to Global Elite

[young rune]

Can you boost my clan too

[supple hawk]

Atleast boost me to 3000 elo in faceit

💔🦆

[honest bane]

hi

how I can baneed a hacker player?

[pliant dock]

Cs2?

[hexed igloo]

can you boost me to legend

[gray patrol]

What the Vass doin

[grizzled phoenix]

selling karambit cold flame lowest price on the market (2550G) if someone looking to buy

[stray violet]

Yo can anyone boost me to bronze 2? I'm hardstuck in 1

[hexed igloo]

yeah pay me

[stray violet]

Anyone but this guy

I'll give 20k gold

(I'll cover taxes)

[hexed igloo]

this guy 💔

[grizzled phoenix]

selling karambit cold flame lowest price rn (2550G) if someone looking to buy

[stray violet]

Selling karambit gold lowest price rn (85000G) if someone looking to buy

[pliant dock]

Selling nameless flash lowest price rn ( 90000G )

[stray violet]

89999 and you have a deal

[pliant dock]

89998.99 and u have real deal🙂

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[supple hawk]

Yes

[devout bobcat]

Would you like to extend your car warranty

[stray violet]

Yeah sure extend my warranty for my 1992 Acura

Do you guys cover rust

[devout bobcat]

We have corrosion perforation warranty

[stone terrace]

.

[proud onyx]

Yeah give me please

[stone terrace]

Guys

:D

[simple moth]

Het chat who can give me 15 gold?

[stone terrace]

Im poor sry

[fierce lintel]

Yooo i just got nameless fragment

[jagged fossil]

Sell it

[proud onyx]

Cap

[fierce lintel]

Nah ima save up 10

[jagged fossil]

(never gonnna happen(

Shi Will take you years and thousands of gold

[crystal osprey]

Yo if anybody wanna boost dm me

[rugged trail]

Like u

[safe parrot]

Anyone wanna give me loan of 2k gold I'll give back ur gold id -230742311

Plz

[crimson marlin]

lads any recommendations on how to avoid cheater lobbys as much as possible

[distant whale]

Maybe a job

[safe parrot]

Play with ur friend

[safe parrot]

I didn't understand

[safe parrot]

Sent me friend request in discord

[distant whale]

what for

[safe parrot]

Means?

[distant whale]

Means what

[safe parrot]

I will Tell for what

Knfie

[distant whale]

What will you tell

[safe parrot]

Knife - buy karambil widow weave

Can u give me 500 loan?

[distant whale]

Gun skins then

[pliant tulip]

I got scammed 4k - 100g I'm f2p

lol

[distant whale]

Since you have knives and gloves

[safe parrot]

Id is- 230742311

[pliant tulip]

u lucky

:(

[safe parrot]

I'll check later

[pliant tulip]

oh damn

[distant whale]

Gamble it

[pliant tulip]

:(

[distant whale]

[pliant tulip]

I'm f2p

4k - 100g bc of scam

..

[distant whale]

Graffiti cases

Best investment

[safe parrot]

Add me in discord

[pliant tulip]

Huh

F2p ye

[safe parrot]

I didn't understand

Gold?

[pliant tulip]

Wha

[safe parrot]

Rn 200

[pliant tulip]

Dawg

[safe parrot]

For knife

[pliant tulip]

I need 250g lol

[pliant tulip]

don't buy gut

ugly

[rare harness]

Yo guys after thr pass ends will another one come right away or?

[pliant tulip]

by playing :/

XD

Need help?

With it

200g

and I'll help

[safe parrot]

Bro pls

[pliant tulip]

I'm just kidding bro

Come dms

Xdd

[distant whale]

After some time yeah

[safe parrot]

Bruh

I set w
It when i was kiddo

Which should i do

[grizzled phoenix]

selling karambit cold flame lowest price rn (2499.99G) if someone looking to buy

[safe parrot]

I'm 15

[rare harness]

Will it be knifes?

[pliant tulip]

karambits are ugly

@silk moth

[distant whale]

On the next event?

[pliant tulip]

@rain grail

[safe parrot]

Brother

[rare harness]

I mean the next pass

[distant whale]

No one knows for sure

[rare harness]

Can I js buy gold pass and reach level 90 without buying levels?

[distant whale]

If you grind it out yeah

[rare harness]

Bc I think I cannot with the quests I have

[rare harness]

Do I have to co plate all quests and play it or?

[distant whale]

Its possible but It'd be hard

[rare harness]

Complete *