💬│english-chat

[rich crow]

Need tem

[rugged trail]

Big noob

[rich crow]

Come play with me big noob

[rugged trail]

Nah

I haven't played for like.... One month already

[blissful ibex]

I'm noob too

[rugged trail]

Too boring

[rich crow]

Come play

215639149

[blissful ibex]

You will cook me

[zealous wedge]

Silver better

[blissful ibex]

I'm scared

[zealous wedge]

Ur rank higher than mine u good 👍🏻

[stuck sparrow]

Hola

[rugged trail]

It's ok

[civic lintel]

I was gold, now i am silver 🙂

[blissful ibex]

Hola pro

[rich crow]

How

[stuck sparrow]

Wdym pro

[blissful ibex]

Ty

[civic lintel]

Bad teammates, or not your day

[zealous wedge]

@reef scarab we doing 1v1 fr?

[stuck sparrow]

Also is there any clan willing to invite me xd

[blissful ibex]

Bro *

[stuck sparrow]

Ah

[versed belfry]

@stuck sparrow nwpa is best

Swear

[stuck sparrow]

How do i apply?

[versed belfry]

DM me

[rich crow]

How to make queue time faster

[zealous wedge]

@rugged trail

Id? Wanna spec? Asked by @reef scarab

[civic lintel]

Just got Karambit | Pelagia

Is that good knife?

[severe hatch]

Meow

[rich crow]

I have like 5 skims

[versed belfry]

Depends what you like

[rich crow]

[severe hatch]

Meow

[versed belfry]

I have butterfly kumo and mantis new

[rich crow]

Kimbo carry me

[severe hatch]

Me noob

⛲ ⛲ ⛲

[rich crow]

I need my queue time to not be 10 minutes

[civic lintel]

I was so close on mantis knife today.. and it went past

[severe hatch]

Maybe play in a alive server?

[rich crow]

I hope I’m not playing with zombies

[severe hatch]

What server do you play on?

[rich crow]

USA

Eastern

[severe hatch]

Yea it's a dead server

[rich crow]

Rip

[severe hatch]

Play on France or Netherland or Poland in whichever you get the lowest ping

[rich crow]

bruh how great game

these teammates

lol

hapf way to champion and then fell down to phoenix

cuz of randoms

lol

so fun

My team noob

[verbal imp]

Unlucky

[rich crow]

wanna help

[rich crow]

I’m in rank and then after I can
About to lose this

what rank

Gold

I got off after our rank

aha

Score is 2-4

[verbal imp]

What server

[rich crow]

Imma sweat real quick

They just so baddd

[verbal imp]

I'm not gonna play
I'm just curious

[rich crow]

any eu

[verbal imp]

Yeah I can't do eu servers

[rich crow]

Just watched somebody get shot by 3 ppl. How do you not have cover in rank is beyond me

[verbal imp]

I cant play on 200

[rich crow]

I got carried in my 250+ ping placements haha

[severe hatch]

Then why we're you asking me to carry lol

You carry me now

[rich crow]

Ez

I just need somebody to hold angle

[modest spruce]

Is there no female player in this game?

[brave idol]

No

[modest spruce]

That's terrible

[rich crow]

Says I cannot join bc ur in game

The fact ppl can just rage quit and rank continues with no compensation for having to 5v1 is wild

[wraith thorn]

I'm selling both my karambit nebula and geometric gloves... I will be left with over 6900 gold...

I was thinking of switching it up for a different inventory

Actually I'm gonna have over 7000 gold to be exact

[rich crow]

What’s the C coins good for

[wraith thorn]

Any knife and glove combo recommendations you guys can give me?

[strong garden]

Who want to play ?

[rich crow]

Me

215639149

[strong garden]

Let’s go then

[rich crow]

I just started playing

I like butterfly

[wraith thorn]

Should I get a butterfly knife then?

[rich crow]

46.1% accuracy w sniper should be illegal

[wraith thorn]

Sell my karambit nebula and I'll have around extra 2000 gold laying around

[sterile jolt]

Worst skins coming out

What are those

[strong garden]

@rich crow I added you

[wise hemlock]

Does anyone know if tge 8 years guns will go up in orice

[wraith thorn]

No idea, but I do know the gloves went up in price crazy and dropped again like crazy

[sterile jolt]

More likely to drop

[rich crow]

Aren’t you too high to rank with me

[wraith thorn]

Yeah

[wise hemlock]

I have m4 flex but im wondering if it il go up i want to save up to a knife

[sterile jolt]

Pretty sure gloves will go down to 3.5-4k

[sterile jolt]

Sell it before update

[wraith thorn]

That won't go up significantly but I made over 4 gold profit from the day I bought it to the day I sold it in like 3 days

[wraith thorn]

Yes absolutely

[wise hemlock]

I have akr iceeing with 3 stickers that are 30 gold each and 1 sticker about 50 i think but idk even if i put it up for what like 240 or more its still jot enough to buy any knife

[sterile jolt]

They just came out and ppl glaze them watch it drop very badly after ppl get bored of them

[wraith thorn]

Pretty much how I felt

[sterile jolt]

Idek they arent even that good tbh

[wraith thorn]

True

[sterile jolt]

Looks so big

[wraith thorn]

I have geometric gloves rn, costed me around 6000 gold, I really love the looks and it looks beautiful, but I ended up selling those cause I believe I can make a much cleaner inventory with that amount of gold

[sterile jolt]

Revival collection gloves have bright future

They go up

[wraith thorn]

Ah, think I'll check those out

[sterile jolt]

Retro wave when i had it was for 2.7

And now its hopped on 4k

Got me pissed off

[wraith thorn]

If I sell karambit nebula rn, should I try a mantis this time?

Or any better alternatives?

[sterile jolt]

When i have knife gloves they are dropping when i sell them they just go up in price

[wise hemlock]

Anyone wanna buy the akr icewing it has 4 stickers they are about 130-140 gold so about 280 gold for it if anyone wanna help me buy those and the m4a1 over drive for like 70 gold so i can buy 200 more gold and buy a knife

[sterile jolt]

Mantis isnt good to buy rn

[wraith thorn]

Oh ok, any thing better?

[wise hemlock]

And does anyone wanna play allies and help me get to the legend i was elite 1850 netherlands server or france

[wraith thorn]

Like a M9 perhaps?

[sterile jolt]

Idk tbh for me i just invest

[wraith thorn]

Should I get a m9

[sterile jolt]

M9 which

[wraith thorn]

Digital burst maybe

[wise hemlock]

Maybe buterflyy the gold one

[sterile jolt]

If u match it with gloves its cool

[wraith thorn]

I loved my karambit nebula but it got bored quickly tbh

[sterile jolt]

But for me when i had it didnt last more than 3 days

Got bored of it so fast

Idk

[wise hemlock]

Anyone wanna play allies but be good and lets tey the legend maybe and server france or netherlands

[sterile jolt]

I dont get whats wrong this ppl its literally gold sale discount and prices arent going up

Stuped ppl dropping my gloves instead of rising

[wraith thorn]

Damn

[sterile jolt]

Invested in 6 gloves tryna make 100 gold profit from each

[wraith thorn]

I saw the flicker gloves went up in price when it dropped in the marketplace every day

[sterile jolt]

Idk man when i have them they arent going up when i dont and i wanna buy they just rise

[wraith thorn]

Maybe I should get flicker gloves, it's bright in color and cheap

It will pair up with m9 wonderfully

Unless I want fully closed gloves instead

[sterile jolt]

Digital?

Ion think so tbh

Wanna see the result

How they look?

[wraith thorn]

Any other glove recommendation for the m9 digital burst?

[wraith thorn]

Yeah

[sterile jolt]

Ill show u wait

Lemme rec

[celest saffron]

finally after my timeout

i saw a cheater today

[severe hatch]

Meow

[celest saffron]

in a allies game

i have his id

[brave idol]

Give id then

[severe hatch]

Atlas dhi 💥💥

[wraith thorn]

So what glove should I then Use instead?

[severe hatch]

Aik dhi 💥💥

[wraith thorn]

Hi

[celest saffron]

85066206

id

he gives insta headshot without seeing me

behind the wall

[wraith thorn]

Maybe a ping issue?

[sterile jolt]

I mean flicker could work with it but idk

[celest saffron]

ping 40

[wraith thorn]

Damn

[severe hatch]

Meow

[celest saffron]

his ping too his teammate told me

his ping 40 too

[wraith thorn]

Ah

[celest saffron]

man i reported him

but these report thing do not see anyone

[severe hatch]

So bored 😑

[rugged trail]

Same

[severe hatch]

You not my same

[queen jungle]

Me too
Bored of this game

[rich crow]

I wish skins were easier to get I have none and all I want is knife

[severe hatch]

You me same

Today I went to the story and saw a quason
QUASON
So I went and bought the quason
QUASON

[rugged trail]

Ok

Sad

[rugged trail]

🥐

[rich crow]

The frame drop in this game is insane considering I am on lowest settings

[carmine sonnet]

guys,how does pc players shift/walk?

[cinder swift]

hi gy

[cinder swift]

by pressing shift and w

😔

[cinder swift]

skill issue

[carmine sonnet]

im looking at players playing on pc,but they instead of shift and w theyre crouching and walking

[candid oracle]

in real life?

[cinder swift]

best observation

best question

overall best move

[carmine sonnet]

yes:)

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[cinder swift]

you mean they are crouching but while crouching they are moving at walking speed?

[carmine sonnet]

yes

[void bronze]

just bind forward as shift + w

[shrewd rivet]

Do the promo codes even work

[cinder swift]

ez ban

[void bronze]

yeah

[candid oracle]

depends where u r getting them

[void bronze]

[cinder swift]

limited to one per person usually from streams💔

[rich crow]

Nah developer issue, this is newest device

[cinder swift]

$10 newest

[shrewd rivet]

Im on ios where do i use them

[void bronze]

ios doesnt have promo code

[cinder swift]

use them in standoff 2

[cinder swift]

real

[void bronze]

you have to use thier websites

[carmine sonnet]

"how to get promocodes on standoff 2 no clickbait 2025"

[cinder swift]

💔

[brave idol]

No

[candid oracle]

fr utubers

[rich crow]

Idk I can beat pc pros w $3k pc in bloodstrike it is definitely developer issue

[shrewd rivet]

I get them from trusted sites

On safari

[void bronze]

[cinder swift]

you

[cinder swift]

that Chinese guy scary

he

[shrewd rivet]

The sites usually work for other games but on so2 the promos dont even work

[cinder swift]

he is very racist

[void bronze]

yeah its called face reveal for a reason

[brave idol]

I have a bad device, no problems on medium graphics, issue is your device, not the game

[cinder swift]

thanks

[void bronze]

not the promo codes themselves

[candid oracle]

aim lockers 🙂

[rich crow]

I have newest iPad M4 chip

[void bronze]

the part where you redeem it

ingame

[brave idol]

Still your device is the problem

[void bronze]

ios doesnt have that

[rich crow]

Its development issue

[shrewd rivet]

Ur forcing a higher fps than ur current device has capped

[brave idol]

No, cause other ipads don't have this issue

[candid oracle]

its simply apple issue

[shrewd rivet]

What fps u on

[rich crow]

No my device is capped at 120, I am running lower than what my cap is because game is bad

[brave idol]

Game isn't bad, your device is

[shrewd rivet]

Oh then idk

[candid oracle]

wait wait, lemme guess, frame drops even still

[rich crow]

I am running 90 on 120 fps device

[candid oracle]

right?

[cinder swift]

there are no current ACTIVE codes. the major streams are going on currently, if you want to watch, but it is mostly a waste of time as the code gets redeemed almost instantly. and it's probably like 5 boxes or a limited time weapon skin, wait for the new update, that will probably come with more promocodes that are not limited to one person

[rich crow]

Not really

[brave idol]

Learn that the game works fine for everyone else so it's more like your device have issues

[void bronze]

hes The Game

[rich crow]

If it drops when standing still it’s more like 1-10 fps difference

[void bronze]

he should know

[cinder swift]

can someone react heart broken emoji to my big message

[void bronze]

let him speak

[brave idol]

[cinder swift]

plz

[candid oracle]

what if it's the whole server

[plush goblet]

Yo

[candid oracle]

that's a cheat

[cinder swift]

yeah

[void bronze]

WHAT?!?!?

[plush goblet]

How are u doing?

[cinder swift]

is esp allowed

[brave idol]

Hm, so far nobody complained

[void bronze]

[cinder swift]

thanks

[rich crow]

This is the only game that is not capable of running fluent fps with no dips, this is just as bad as fort mobile

[cinder swift]

u: I'm good wbu

[void bronze]

fortnite?

[cinder swift]

gurt:yo

[brave idol]

Still your ipad is the issue

[plush goblet]

Are u doing thanks? lol

[cinder swift]

😔

i hate

brainrot

[rich crow]

The fps drops are similar to Fortnite’s

[cinder swift]

wow

roblox better

[void bronze]

what about other ipads

[plush goblet]

alhamdilah

[rich crow]

But on bloodstrike I experience no issue

[brave idol]

Playing fortnite in 2025 and on an ipad, what had the world become

[void bronze]

are they having any problems

[candid oracle]

he is "The Game", therefore no one here is violating his right to speech, which is a common practice on the internet.

[plush goblet]

I'm doing good

[cinder swift]

SubhanAllah so halal mode

[void bronze]

come on man

[plush goblet]

;-;

[rich crow]

Tellem

[void bronze]

let him speak for himself

[cinder swift]

Eid Mubarak❤️

[shrewd rivet]

Anyone cansenda working promo code

[cinder swift]

yummy yummy in my tummy

[harsh pendant]

When is the uptade

[brave idol]

Just wait

[plush goblet]

Alena walek ❤️

[cinder swift]

is no right now did you not read my super big message? do you know how much time it took me to

[plush goblet]

Which tummy

..

[rich crow]

when ur old gen you revisit old games

[shrewd rivet]

Didnt saw it

[candid oracle]

playing standoff 2 and not complaining about fps drops even tho it's a issue, and trying to blame the complainers like a dictator even tho u don't have a power.
What the world has become.

[cinder swift]

this

[plush goblet]

Playing fortnite in phones/iPad been here since 2019/2020

[cinder swift]

what does this mean

[brave idol]

Fortnite never was an "old gen" game tho

[plush goblet]

for us and for u

[cinder swift]

oh

[rich crow]

Says current newgen

[cinder swift]

good to know

[plush goblet]

I might spelt it wrong

[cinder swift]

yes I think so too

[rich crow]

[plush goblet]

the right is "alena waalek"

[brave idol]

But in 2025 like, there's a tons of better devices for that yk
Probably not the same price as his ipad cause idk how much it costed, but you get it i think

[solid mesa]

What are The promotionat codes?

[brave idol]

Not hard to prove i ain't new gen

[candid oracle]

@solid mesa :sigh:

[brave idol]

I do not get fps drop, so why would i complain

[candid oracle]

skill issue

[brave idol]

10/10 ragebait

Would defo fall for it again

[rich crow]

[reef scarab]

Finally unmuted

Smh

[rich crow]

Aik you have redeemed yourself by recognizing the rage bait

[candid oracle]

W

[nimble tiger]

Any elite player for allies

[woven quail]

I want legend role

[naive oar]

I played with you??

[devout bobcat]

Dm @silk moth

[woven quail]

Im blacklisted

💀😭🙏

[devout bobcat]

Dm Turan then🦛

[woven quail]

Who is this

Ping

[devout bobcat]

Swipe left, there he is

[woven quail]

Oh nvm

[latent prism]

Nebula Karambit price should drop now

[rich crow]

Play rank w ur friend imma take small break to stretch

Ggs last match

Brilliant

I shoulda been ranked higher than gold off placement but whatever

I had like 2 kd off placements

[naive oar]

Anyone allies

[candid oracle]

guys I have a theory
a game theory
extreme edition

[surreal spire]

cuz why not

[candid oracle]

because of the new controversy between elon musk and trump
this new controversy has sparked a rise of inflation in the American market with the economy of america dropping constantly, so due to this the value of dollar is becoming more and more cheaper with respect to the russian currency, and hence the price of the gold also dropped significantly (the discount offer is a front) and now, since the weapon's value is also directly affected by the golds price, the values are dropping significantly
At the end stop the controversy between trump and elon musk = prices rise again

[stuck sparrow]

Yeah?

[naive oar]

Oh

I'm not that good xd

[stuck sparrow]

Ur technoblade right?

[naive oar]

Yea

[stuck sparrow]

Ah then ur the one

I didnt even believe we could clutch that

[proper monolith]

Hi

[stuck sparrow]

Xd

[naive oar]

You are better then me

[proper monolith]

I aint reading allat

[candid oracle]

heh.
i haven't unlocked my full potential yet

[naive oar]

Guys i will buying 3000 gold and gambit pass

Is it worth

[wraith thorn]

I got a new inventory and the last picture is what my previous ok inventory was

[candid oracle]

bet now I will do it

[proper monolith]

We dont know what will it give

[proper monolith]

That pass

[naive oar]

Trailer dropped

New gloves

Guys m9 or other knife

Suggest me some knife

[candid oracle]

love to learn how you want to end the conversation quickly on a discussion forum.

[proper monolith]

M9 dark shiver and gloves from prey collection

Idk its name

[naive oar]

Out of my budget

My budget is 3000 gold

[candid oracle]

please do ew go away

[rich crow]

Anyone gold

[unborn smelt]

Why am I getting deja vu for the shotgun piranha

Like

It feels live seen that skin before

Anyways chat

I'm calling dibs on the new uzi skin

[rich crow]

Chat

I need team

[plush goblet]

I don't get it

[rich crow]

mood

[candid oracle]

i'll rather listen to you naah mate chopin better

[queen zodiac]

Guys how much is the pass,

[rich crow]

This fov is dookie

[brave idol]

Ranger in allies, fair, not bad

[weary tide]

When does the uptade drops

[rich crow]

I can’t solo queue

[rich crow]

come lobby

[rich crow]

Okay

[worn barn]

okay bro

i hate the livestream

BRO

WHY every single skin i get thru a limited promocode

is TIME limited

[pastel latch]

someone give me gold pls

[worn barn]

I got 2 2k+ GOLD skins

[neat bobcat]

what is promo

?

[worn barn]

it expires in seconds

it doesnt work anymore

[neat bobcat]

bru

[worn barn]

livestream

[neat bobcat]

oh

[worn barn]

but it sucks anyway

u can skip it

[neat bobcat]

the tiwtch thing dosnt work for me to get the crates

😭

[worn barn]

all skins are time limited

[fervent plover]

[worn barn]

they’re so greedy bro😭

js give me a non time limited skin

[neat bobcat]

bro i want nest mantis so damn badd

[final goblet]

Hey guys

[neat bobcat]

but im like 600g away

[worn barn]

hi

[neat bobcat]

😭

[final goblet]

Im new

[worn barn]

ok

[final goblet]

You all must be old players

[worn barn]

i’ve experienced 2nd season at the least

[final goblet]

Can you all teach me how to play ?

Do you guys play together

[worn barn]

i can rn

[final goblet]

Rn im having dinner

After few mins

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[plain pagoda]

who trynna play 3v3 allies

drop id

diamond rank

[final goblet]

I just downloaded

[plain pagoda]

sensational

[plain pagoda]

leave before your brain get subconsciously addicted

[devout bobcat]

🦤

[plain pagoda]

this is the dodo

the bird that does not exist anymore

[devout bobcat]

It does

It’s me🦤

[final goblet]

Nah i never get addicted to anything (except girls) dont worry

[plain pagoda]

thanks for the clarification

[final goblet]

Yaya

[plain pagoda]

the thing that you said “girls”and not “a girl” is kind-of concerning

[final goblet]

Im an old pubg player

[final goblet]

Haha

[acoustic imp]

someone wanna push until elite rank? im ranger rn

my best rank is champion

in allies

[final goblet]

Im in bronze

[weary tide]

When does the uptade drop

????

[random hemlock]

im ranger on allies but its only 10 matches lmao

im f2p

[brave idol]

8 for me this season and ranger

[random hemlock]

free 2 play

never spent money

[weary tide]

Guys when does the uptade drop

[random hemlock]

but i think my inventory decent tho

[final goblet]

Idk

[random hemlock]

just keep playing

open box

sell them

yes

[final goblet]

Where did you go

[random hemlock]

theres an app

ggstandoff2

idk if its a scam but try seeing ggstandoff2

[neat bobcat]

ik a person

u want gold cheap\

?

alr

[pastel latch]

me too

[noble perch]

When does 0.34.0 come out?

@everyone

[pastel latch]

9 june

[noble perch]

Thanks

[neat bobcat]

oh alr

[supple lantern]

Ask rockstar games

[noble perch]

Should i laugh or what

[noble perch]

That joke was shit

[neat bobcat]

nvm i lost the seller :/

[noble perch]

?

[neat bobcat]

sorry guys

[supple lantern]

Thanks for the review, Mr. Rotten tomato

[noble perch]

You probably look like caseoh

[noble perch]

Even worse joke

[bitter crystal]

Bah

[noble perch]

Bronze 2 shit

[frail raven]

someone compe on gold 4-pheonix?

ping me if yes.

[scenic prism]

axlebolt

please ban turks

for life🙏

[agile spruce]

I need gold for gloves pls help me

[supple lantern]

🥱🥱

[worn barn]

im here

[lavish mantle]

Is there an Egyptian or Arab team?

@everyone

?

[sick tangle]

Can someone tell me how i can get promocodes?

[worn barn]

u cant

only livestream

[sick tangle]

Were

[worn barn]

were?

wym

[sick tangle]

I mean were i can find Livestream

[worn barn]

.

u mean “where”

not “were”

?

[sick tangle]

Ye

[worn barn]

twitch or youtube

[sick tangle]

So how they put it

[worn barn]

either a website or ingame

[sick tangle]

Ok thx

[analog sphinx]

?

[lethal sentinel]

Low elo players…

[brave idol]

[final goblet]

You said you'll teach me

[robust trellis]

How much would a 920 pattern stat trak Ghost USP would sell for in the market

[final goblet]

71066036 here's my id

Gn

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[worn barn]

hey

[cinder swift]

0.03

[robust trellis]

Won’t work on me bud

[cinder swift]

thanks

[worn barn]

0.05

:)

[cinder swift]

yes

[rugged trail]

Hi

[worn barn]

okay guys

[cinder swift]

semi truck

[worn barn]

anyone up to play 5v5 ranked?

pls

i dont wanna get w random players

[cinder swift]

5v5 rank is like red

[zealous cloud]

stop begging and go be a man

[worn barn]

its hell of a suffering

[cinder swift]

💔

[zealous cloud]

earn some bands

[cinder swift]

who bag

[robust trellis]

Atp I’ll just sell it at 150 and see if someone gonna buy it eventually

[cinder swift]

ok teach

[worn barn]

(your name) im srs these randoms be shooting walls and waiting instead of tryna help

[cinder swift]

no

[rugged trail]

Baby 🐕

[robust trellis]

Yes

[cinder swift]

i think you got my name wrong

[rugged trail]

No

[cinder swift]

oh

are you sure

[zealous cloud]

marketing, advertisement, personal image, editing, A LOT u could do but what can U do

[cinder swift]

i'm babyshark

[rugged trail]

Its the right

[cinder swift]

eat

[zealous cloud]

rot

[cinder swift]

no

food rot

human dont rot

actually

human rot

[zealous cloud]

your body rots

[cinder swift]

no

[zealous cloud]

yeah

[cinder swift]

how does my bpdy rot

you rot

[zealous cloud]

ever heard of intestinal necrosis

[cinder swift]

no soz

[zealous cloud]

thats rot

[cinder swift]

thanks

sounds like a compliment

[zealous cloud]

all g

[cinder swift]

all gram

would you rather eat a fly or a burger

[zealous cloud]

20 pings and its all #📣│announcements

[cinder swift]

do you like the squid game ripoff

[zealous cloud]

which one gives me more money

[cinder swift]

both take 100$

[zealous cloud]

starve

[cinder swift]

wow

good choice

[zealous cloud]

what is squidgame ripoff

[cinder swift]

standoff 2 beholder gaming

[zealous cloud]

yeah thats how i became @zealous cloud

[cinder swift]

oh noo

[zealous cloud]

yo why u ping me

[cinder swift]

you should stopns

what

[zealous cloud]

no reason

[cinder swift]

hey

you are Tali

[zealous cloud]

!@#~@#~ yourself

[cinder swift]

talking to yoursel

what

[cinder swift]

#######

[cinder swift]

########

tags

sorry i dont speak tags

💔

[zealous cloud]

the filter so annoying

[cinder swift]

do you like the

squid game roof

ripfif

ripoff

[zealous cloud]

nah

[cinder swift]

oh

[zealous cloud]

i like the floor

[cinder swift]

you

what does that mean

[zealous cloud]

keeps me grounded

[cinder swift]

you like the floor

i dont get it

can you explain the joke

[zealous cloud]

you asked

[cinder swift]

i asked

[zealous cloud]

'do you like the squidgame roof'

i said

no i like the floor

[cinder swift]

oh

i

i

that was a typi

[zealous cloud]

youre welcome

[cinder swift]

typo

for what

dead###

[zealous cloud]

for talking to you

[cinder swift]

you should remove the bad word

in name yours

[zealous cloud]

and giving you meaning in your life

[cinder swift]

but

you

[zealous cloud]

then i will just be dead

[cinder swift]

you are talking to yourself

[zealous cloud]

man im dead

thats a meme

[cinder swift]

hi dead

[zealous cloud]

i cant use that as an introductino

[cinder swift]

hi i'm dead###

that's not a very good

[zealous cloud]

do you know what im using

[cinder swift]

introduction

[cinder swift]

sorry i dont do drug

[cinder swift]

what are you using

[devout bobcat]

Linear entertainment

[cinder swift]

i dont get it

can you explain

[devout bobcat]

🦕

[cinder swift]

you love wild animals

[final goblet]

What hey

[devout bobcat]

📯🦣

[cinder swift]

yeah

[devout bobcat]

I'm stuck in this quiet https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1380922657326895125 🦛

[zealous cloud]

keyboard

to type

[cinder swift]

my story

nooo

[zealous cloud]

but can u tell why my keyboard has higher iq than your keyboard

[cinder swift]

i think you are the same

[zealous cloud]

ansrwer the question i must joke to keep my inner meaninglessness at bay

at all times im fighting myself

i have to win every bvattle or its over

[cinder swift]

yeah

[haughty pumice]

Greetings

[dusty stag]

Who whants to play

?

[warped lotus]

Why u always on

[torpid island]

Anyone play delta force here

[ruby basin]

boring game

they all sell the same price you won't find one

[brisk plaza]

Well well well

[void skiff]

Need duo fast champ+

#1044085342308941944

[gusty coral]

Guys

Ppls make alts to unrank others

[warped lotus]

Sick name

[rustic dome]

Yo

Can I contact support to try and get my account back!?

[plain pagoda]

it was banned ?

and for what reason

[plain pagoda]

stop mass destruction

or get head smashed

[rustic dome]

not banned I just switched from apple to android a year ago and I'd like to get my original account

[plain pagoda]

yup you can try

[scenic wind]

@brisk plaza come open the door I wanna rob u

[brisk plaza]

I really want to make an inappropriate joke that you won't like

💔💔💔

[scenic wind]

Ok

[rich crow]

Those French lobbies be so wishy washy for me since I’m from USA

[rich crow]

[brisk plaza]

Is it because I'm black??

[brisk plaza]

Yo wsg butter chicken

[lean jasper]

Yes

[plain pagoda]

wsp brrrrr

hows it going

[rich crow]

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a comp war

[brisk plaza]

I'm not though

👅👅👅

Now bend over

[rich crow]

[brisk plaza]

Going insane faster than I thought

[lean jasper]

🥀

[brisk plaza]

And u

[plain pagoda]

woahhh really

so we in the same shoe

👅

🚑

[rich crow]

[plain pagoda]

,ban @rich crow

[brisk plaza]

Lowkey 💔

[brisk plaza]

👅👅

[rich crow]

hi

[plain pagoda]

enjoy your e ban

[rich crow]

[plain pagoda]

👅 😜

[rich crow]

you got me

[plain pagoda]

🚑 get in the car asap

[rich crow]

that’s an ambulance

[plain pagoda]

yeah

secret service

[rich crow]

oh

we secretive

[ionic inlet]

Guys look #📸│photos Best offer, I bought a week ago for 3k

[rich crow]

Best I can do is 3 credits

I’m broke

[ruby basin]

thanks bro

[rich crow]

I need team of golds

So we can secure our goals

[warped lotus]

Rap god

[rich crow]

He called me rap god, I’m no facade I’m realer than half of Nicki Minaj

that’s all I got

[plain pagoda]

😯

[warped lotus]

Nvm, you disappointed

[plain pagoda]

ngl its not bad

[olive plume]

Yooo plz 1 bro for 2v2 rank plz

[plain pagoda]

yes

what rank

[olive plume]

Phoenix

[rich crow]

U gassing me up

[woven quail]

.

[plain pagoda]

no cap game god

first one was real good

[plain pagoda]

tell me ur mmr

and then only i can tell

[dusty stag]

U wanna play g?

[plain pagoda]

cause it needs to be 400 mmr difference only

[olive plume]

Ok ok actualy 1230

Because defeat

[plain pagoda]

👅 sry man

[dusty stag]

U wanna play @plain pagoda

[plain pagoda]

yehh

drop id

[olive plume]

Oh

[dusty stag]

What rank allies

[plain pagoda]

bro just drop id

[dusty stag]

Damn

Ok wait

[olive plume]

Im sad😹🙏🏻 m’y mmr

[plain pagoda]

when i make another alt

we can play together

sorry 🥀 🚑

[olive plume]

What your mmr ?

[rustic dome]

Where do I go for account support?

[olive plume]

?

[sonic dawn]

Which case and boxes will be removed in the coming update?(or the next updates)

[brave idol]

You don't know, nobody knows either

[sonic dawn]

😦

[torpid island]

Bruh

It is fast paced ofcourse

[tawdry crown]

Anyone comp??

[gentle hazel]

no

[viscid basin]

gambit or whatever update is never coming

[deft berry]

Who can help me with 100g?

[river vessel]

lwk the skins look mid asf

[deft berry]

I really need it🙏

[river vessel]

we do too

do this thing called

applying for a job

[deft berry]

I am 15 years old 🙏

What job would take me?

Maybe when i turn 16

[sour star]

WAAAAAHHHH

Please do not scare me like that

[river vessel]

damn I forgot to cencor the word j*b

[river vessel]

McDonald's

[deft berry]

Nahh in my country it wont

[sour star]

thank you for remembering ❤️‍🩹 🌹

[river vessel]

moot?

[deft berry]

Minimum of age is 16

[river vessel]

then sell lemonade

or sum

[deft berry]

Nobody here in Romania would buy lemonade from a stand

[brave idol]

Isn't that the second consecutive bp with gloves?

[river vessel]

yes and they look really ahh

[deft berry]

I turn 16 in like 2 months to

[river vessel]

this is worse than the prey collection

and we know how bad that went

[brave idol]

Bruh, then i'm glad i never buy bp anyways

[river vessel]

the only good skin is the uzi

[brave idol]

Fr

[brave idol]

(which i got in the free first weapon box)

[river vessel]

at least I got Toco. the only tolerable skin

[river vessel]

same lmao

[brave idol]

Same fr, got one skin and it was the right one

Also had the arcane toco sticker

But sold it

[river vessel]

am I Trippin or did axelbolt stop trying with skins to be genuinely pretty

[brave idol]

They did

[river vessel]

cuz tell me why half of the event skins they look ahh

[deft berry]

I just keep the boxes and I make much more profit

[river vessel]

unless it's an akr skin

[deft berry]

Fr 2

[river vessel]

they're severely biased to make good skins specifically for the ak

[deft berry]

Not all akr skin are good

[river vessel]

not one ugly skin for it

[river vessel]

literally every one of ak skins are good

[deft berry]

BRUH

[river vessel]

mind you it has treasure hunter

also

chat

[brave idol]

Scale and worm are mid imo

[river vessel]

mid. not bad

[deft berry]

Also the level one

Is bad

[river vessel]

steel grip is good

[deft berry]

Eh

[river vessel]

especially with proper stickers

[brave idol]

Tbh i have genesis ST, can't complain

[river vessel]

also chat, have any of y'all ever pulled a nameless fragment

[river vessel]

how'd you even get that

[brave idol]

Never

[deft berry]

I had it but I sold it because rage

[river vessel]

over 200 fragment boxes and still none

[river vessel]

bs

[brave idol]

Bought it

[deft berry]

Nah

[river vessel]

you did not just sell a nameless fragment

[river vessel]

what did you do with it

[deft berry]

Sold it

[rich crow]

@brazen hollow what can I get from your inventory with 911G?🙏🙏🙏

[brave idol]

Show historic of sales

[river vessel]

the gold idiot

[river vessel]

fr

[deft berry]

Oh I do not mean the nameless

I meant the ak

[river vessel]

convinient

[severe hatch]

Meow

[river vessel]

job

[severe hatch]

Made 100 gold today

[brave idol]

I like that way of being brutally honnest

[severe hatch]

Shit

[deft berry]

I thought I replied to this one

[river vessel]

real

I'm doing surprisingly well for a f2p

4 arcanes

[brave idol]

Ohh f2p nicee

[river vessel]

and a few legendaries

[brave idol]

Allow me to introduce you to an another f2p guy

[severe hatch]

Wanna see my f2p inventory

[river vessel]

I only bought 100 gold once and that's on an old acc which got deleted

[river vessel]

hell yeah

[brave idol]

@short lodge Show ur f2p inv
(if you can)

[river vessel]

omg Ellen fan

[deft berry]

I bought over 150€ in gold but lost it all

[river vessel]

a fellow zzz player

[short lodge]

Which one?

[river vessel]

how tf did you lose 159€

[short lodge]

The old or new

[river vessel]

yooo wsg

[brave idol]

New

[deft berry]

I rage a lot

[river vessel]

did you get xiyuan

[deft berry]

And I sold skins

[short lodge]

Ohhh

[short lodge]

Yo

[brave idol]

I used to have more stuff on my old acc, but got banned in 2021

[severe hatch]

Uploading it

[river vessel]

you're most definitely lying because not a single person just sells skins out of rage

[deft berry]

I have this account since 2019

[severe hatch]

#📸│photos

[weary tide]

When does the uptade drop guyss

[deft berry]

I can show you history

In pv

[weary tide]

Does the uptade drops today

[brave idol]

I changed of skin barely, and when i do it's bc of being bored of the inv

[severe hatch]

@river vessel #📸│photos

[river vessel]

f2p my ahh

[severe hatch]

I don't even have online banking on my account

[short lodge]

Like mecsejdcit

[severe hatch]

I'm f2p

[short lodge]

Me send it

[severe hatch]

No need

We know it

[brave idol]

This person is entirely f2p

Luck

[severe hatch]

Nahh now you thinking I'm lying

I'm f2p 😭😭

Wait 5 min I'll show how I made gold

[weary tide]

Guys who knows when the new season comes out

[brave idol]

Wasn't talking abt you

[severe hatch]

Me nether

[weary tide]

Guys when does the uptade dropsss?????

[sour star]

furry fan

[brave idol]

[river vessel]

Ellen ain't a furry

a furry would be ben

[severe hatch]

@river vessel When did you start playing?

[lunar chasm]

nooooo

[river vessel]

check #📸│photos

[tiny berry]

When you improve 10 skin to get 1 better xhen ils an arcade can we get a knife ?

[river vessel]

since launch

[sour star]

nonono

[river vessel]

but I've been basically in and out

[severe hatch]

Dammm 🥀🥀

[sour star]

he is furr,

furry

[river vessel]

skipped half of the game

[severe hatch]

Why you are me fr

[river vessel]

came back a year ago

[severe hatch]

Why you me

[severe hatch]

Is me you

[tiny berry]

When you improve 10 skin to get 1 better when its an arcade can we get a knife ?

Or not

[deft berry]

Check photos

[deft berry]

As far as I know not really

I think you can check

[steel ridge]

Has anyone got a Nameless fragment from the fragments box and steam crate?

[brave idol]

Pretty good for f2p

[severe hatch]

@short lodge you didn't buy those gloves?

[short lodge]

Which ?

[severe hatch]

That you were asking me about

7-2

[tiny berry]

Bro its 0.02%... its a scam case

[river vessel]

wtf did y'all grind for those accounts

tf

[short lodge]

Oh

I got the ounk instead

Punk

[steel ridge]

But someone might have got it because they are there in the marketplace?

[mint portal]

Does anyone want to play ?

[severe hatch]

Bruh

Fumbled

[river vessel]

the odds of that are worse than you getting struck by lightning twice

[short lodge]

I like them more

[river vessel]

consecutively btw

[young cypress]

Promo?

[severe hatch]

@river vessel Check my f2p secret #📸│photos

[river vessel]

btw did you pull xiyuan

[river vessel]

how do you get stream crates

I wanna get then

[severe hatch]

By watching the stream

On twich

[deft berry]

Okkra did you see I'm not lying?

[river vessel]

send link?

[severe hatch]

I have made about 1000gold now from these