#💬│english-chat
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It's part of the secret underground civilization masterplan
Invading
King von coming back
Freya...
How will this affect LeBron's legacy?
oh dam 3 countries affected : 😭
The Pope is dead and this is happening
Europe: 🏕️ 🔥 🪨
are there a promo code
My friend said portugal, spain, france, germany, italy and others

A new one will be elected soon so don't worry
Nice pic dude...
Back to sticks and stones
Hell yeah
sup cuhs
ooga booga
sameee
you have asthma?
yeah
that sucks
My relative pass away cause of it
I have a friend in Spain and he laughed at me because I asked that 😤
Condolences
usually stage 4 is the worst asthma attack
I literally stopped whatever i was doing and rushed back home
i did not care what business i had
same with this
I think we know who should be laughed at for this moment
Idk i still got it
where you live
Dunno
where you from
Enlight me
Romania
Oh
ok bro 😭
Of course.
Fym
Florin salam
🔥 🔥
Stole all the electricity from europe
Check your pockets
aw hell na
Wanna a 🪣?
Of electricity?
Ceap
50€
This is like selling water from the river you monopoly from a Village
Anyone down for ranked? G4
Nope
Can't dude , 😭
Spain, Germany, Portugal, Italy and France without electricity
Just put the fries in the bag bro💔🥀
anyone wanna play allies?(im gold 3 or 4,i dont remember)
I'm not eating dude.... 😤
Any1 gng?
Get on dude
Sad
employment and standoff2 can't cross paths
empl*yed
What if you w*rk for standoff 2
You don't
sigma
It can.
If you would've worked for standoff our servers won't be dawg water
Understandable
And bored , after I se my inventory
I don’t play much, but I play a bit.
I'm crying
Though I spend less time in the MM, more in marketplace 😂
Invest a bit, it’s more fun to collect guns then play the game.
No...u got a boyfriend
Don’t matter, this ain’t CS2 😂
We good, I hope.
I invested a little
But not my type to gamble...
🚶♂️ ⛏️ 🪨 💎
I don’t gamble much, 200 euros per season is more than enough.
If you get nothing, means it’s rigged.
200 euro???!?!?!?!??
It's a good amount
For a season that’s good, not counting the gold for guns of marketplace.
100-150 is decent
Pe zi la pacanele
yall got mad monthly allowance
🥀
😭 💔
Nah ,
Why are you crying?
Marketplace is at 1.2K euros atm in gold, or more, not even sure anymore. But I don’t like to gamble either, so we kinda same.
😭
Eh ... Man .. show me your inventory
Cam asa sta treaba la mine
Then you got a girlfriend

Din păcate sa apucat de aparate...:)
Better poker
So is your boyfriend
Kinda
hi chat
But not rlly
Nothing imposibil these days

Just came from school
Hi mista human
Hello semy
How's going
Stably
Horse's?
Wish you 1.000 more
You too
It's good, NGL but could be better
You know your thoughts
Yesterday I got scammed :/ but its alright, even with some gold off, I was managed to get my old in back, with the kunai.
Wanna get scammed again?
That's good... Well the end is good
Yeah, it is actually
no
You deserve a very spicy soup
i love spicy
Like max
You get very sour soup
😟
How about very sugary soup
tbh
🙂
how do you even make sour soup
Just add sour chemicals
who evem thought of it
Into a regural soup
what
Yes
Of course
Vinegar
Vine what
Gar
freaky semy
How about black death candy
Garfield
how about bubonic plaque
Nah
i put a lithium battery in your food
Keep those for Yourself
Ligma
😟
I like life
where to send a complaint about a player
Actually...imma trow you in Alcatraz
I will give you 100x Toxic Waste Hazardously Sour Candy
@silk moth
I wish you 999 good days ...
1minus
?
Probably more than I will experience
Don't be so harsh with yourself
Just saying
Maybe if I won the lottery everyday
Wish you good luck with that
It remember
Keep it private
Not even your gf or wife should know about it
Real
Anyone help me with gold for buy 1 knife please🙏🙏
🦛
comp anyone
Yoyooyo anyone allies?
get a job mate
Go work @hexed igloo
Mate get a job
get a job ngl...
"I own everyone"🥀
Your not the king yet🥀
so just keep talking normally
like the rest of us mate

I need help
My mic is bugged
Can’t open it in standoff to listen my friends calls
hi cootie
you by any chance fan of apex
hi sexy
no have cootie

vas
zani
Lmao they up the price for the Impact bundle after seeing Amber koi price
Bruh zone7 Terrorist glove is fire why don't they add it to marketplace 
Aahhh feel good as new
Remember the old zone9 terrorist glove? They bring it to marketplace with a little different making the glove so cheap
Its the phoenix glove
hi again chat
We will not buy it because the skins look trash too
Is there a major tournament in standoff?
Something else for that forest spirit or what it's called
Alright
Yes
can you send me the details please and how to join
it ended months ago
theyre doing minors rn
check cybersports
by the way is there an standoff in eSports?
Dunno how go join...not interested anyway
Anyone comp?
Ty
Which one knife is the best j komando or stileto
Jk
idk
Without hesitation
Meow fr

yo chat
is yall letting u play comp?
cuz like
I join in game and theres like 2 or 3 players playing
not 5 x 5
Me
bruh idk how to describe it🥲
New impact mantis look good with burning glove 💥💥💯
Wait there is already mantis impact?
That was one of the worst English I have seen here
You don't need to update
It is there
Already
Check standoff2 bundle
Lol burning glove is already rising in price
It's was just 900 few hours ago
I can
Add me
Dm me
Yo chat
Did you get gold
Oh it is
Frezze?
?
Guyse wat romania chat?
One second.
Omg why the new knife so much when vermillion now less than 2000 gold ☠️
Who wanna play allies ranger?
Me but I don't think I can do it because of the rank. Comp
@unborn coral me
I'd?
nah im champion
Idk
In allies?
I’m beginner so idk
U can't play on a 200 scale difference
Ok
Send id
Go private
?
Who tag me
Anyone wana help for my jearny to knife?
New stuff always will get a boost initially duh
Also it's just more rare
Your jearny is NOT looking good
Fr
There might be people that want to help i hope
Just play some matches on your own and get your rank first, if you wanna play ranked with people
@warm moat help him
Donate gold
Ty Every time I play ranked, I lose points, but in defuse I climb easily.
He doesnt have to if he doesnt want
I mean ranked is supposed to be harder, so understandable. You might wanna get used to the game first
So defuse is fine
Nah he rich rich
Lucky him
Are you asking about the stickers?
Ya
I rather buy 6000 gold
When the gold deals coming back out
@fervent tiger Cuz he asked for it
I’m asking when bru
Does anyone know how to trade good
He's not competent for a job
Nobody knows
They drop it anytime they want
Indeed
satya
Does anyone know how to trade good i only have 2 gold
Dw man if he wants to donte he can if he doesnt its ok
My first duel after calibration and I get triple legend 😭😭
Anyone play allies?
Rank:Gold
ID:211136304
standoff noob game
Ya me sometimes
Rank: silver I
Bro S9 and SILVER1 are you very very bot or what?
I’m beginner so
Don’t judging me
🥲😅
Only phenix 💀 i hit champion from calibration
Wow gl
Man I was master and now because of randoms I'm ranger
I wanna die
@noble dagger man train me
I'm so washed
Give tips
How to become pro in 30 min
WTF 80 dollars for that knife is a scam
???
the new mantis
It's probably gonna be available in market for less imo
same price as 9k gold
How much mantis will drop u think after s9 realesed
Who have promo code?
I mean aren't they giving gold to with it
2.5k gold when
barely any
Idk man
just 750
How much?
Ohh
Man i want it so bad
still crazy ahh price
F2p tho
same price as blue blood then
Dammm
Trader tho i have like 700 or som
and it looks so bad imo
700 gold can't buy you a 80$ knife bro
With the gloves it's one of the best
Na bruh , i mean any mantis knife
Ohhh I thought the offer one
idk the blade looks weird
I mean the knife is new gonna get a lot more down in value as time goes
it has sm sratches on it
Yeah aint no way I pay that much for a knife that isnt even fully visible on my screen
The new skin look like toys, imo
You can buy a crazy inventory for that much money
they saw the Vermillion karambit price and was like "double it"
Scamming on the gloves they like people are stupe let's put this knife at stupid price too
Im buying a stiletto it is stylish and cheap
i might be intrested
overpriced to the absolute max
yes.
are you
True that, but I mean, they will probably be only available from this offer.
yes.
That knife will cost a lot of gold for 2 years to come.
Maybe a year, more realistic.
But 150 euros for the whole set, I mean… It’s not that bad.
Hitman.
W ngl
Man you rich
But very expensive
thats like 15k gold
Also hello kB 👋
USP would’ve been more W though.
say aye aye captain
Exactly.
aye aye captain
i cant hear you
those skins wont be 15k total tho
wait what knife you got again?
Hannami set
AYE AYE captain
Ahh, good old hanami set
First knife and gloves I got when I got my first gold..
Good old times
Give me 10 million gold
who lives in the pineapple under the sea
I got 56 gold rn.
True, but gold for me is expensive. 49,99 euros for 3K.
Just sell house
where th do u live💀
Freaking Lithuania.
Spongebob squarepants!
why is it so expensive there💀
Don’t know 😦
for me 3k is 31.99
How much is 875k€ to gold?
Sell house market is up
one axleboltilion
3k for me is 63.
Oh, I am lying, it’s 39,99 euros, my bad 😬
That’s an expensive house…
Can't lie it is.
Wdym not bad? You can buy like 4 whole games with that money.
Besides any money you put in this game is liquid, its just gone. If youre looking at it as investment then just invest that 150 euros on cs2 items
My house was 400K ish.
So2 dev be like : I'll give you a knife for that much
Knife? Not even a knife
They would give me famas
me when i lie
I ain't lying.
Fr
Can’t play CS2 man, addiction is a problem there, and skins are expensive there.
I dropped to ranger 😭😭
Better ranger than silver 4
@dense thistle wanna play ?
Like 200-300 loss
rn
Ye
hop on
To what rank someone would push me for 50g?
😶🌫️
free
I got gold teammate while they glt champ 😭
Btw, your choice if you want the set
hop on the game
Champ
I would fr give 50 gold for champ
I know. How long is it gonna be available for?
A 100 dollars knife back in 2018 is now 3k or something. Literally a better investment portal than stock market or coins, and more reliable too
17 days
Untill the birthday event ends
Bruh camp is easy wdym?
Ain't for me, teammates shoot at the wall thinking it's enemies
Mine shoot at each other thinking they the enemi
16K in a month brother, it’s a problem. CS2 ain’t for me, trust me, I have problems with attention seeking.
What's a Good affordable (under 30 ) charm for awm scratch?
Don't play Cs if addiction is real 🙏
Grip?
I don't know name
I have new cheap alternatives now, we good ❤️
Standoff 💕 but still addiction on standoff is hitting
Im not saying play the game. These items function literally like bitcoin or ethereum but in weapon shape
I can’t stop it man, it’s hard to explain. Even though I know I can sell it, I still can’t because of my principles, it’s weird - felt like a problem, so I had to leave it. Though I still have the urge to comeback.
What about future standoff updates?
They will eventually drop more knifes
We just don't know which ones yet.
Might be mid, might not
Not gonna be 6K per knife, will it now.
You sure?
I just hope it won’t atp 😂
Fair enough
What u guys talikng about
What do you think of the new set?
hmm
I meant euros though.
Oh
In euros yes
It’s dope.
Fits very well with the new impulse gloves.
Kb what rank j in comp?
Gold 4 🤣
Nah.
I went from champion to g4
Dang
Got champ after calibration?
They do ngl
Mantis impact also fits with burning fists
No got phonix aftet calibration
They gotta bring ursus and survival knife
Oh.
Same.
Amazing teams out there.
Supporting eachother.
I was wrong, it’s 39,99 🤣
U have €
Yeah.
What curency do u use in ur contry?
What's best charm for awm scratch under 40 gold
Euros.
Yes but u have dollar$
Wana play comp keya?
Okej
Trying to gind a team to play
Plaing solo is like carrying every round
How much is the new set in your country?
Hello guys
U bought the set?
Not yet, still debating.
I think its more value to just buy gold bc last time the deagle was 17€ with 250G
And soled for 600G
+250G
850
P350: €29,99.
M4A1: €49,99.
Mantis: €69,99.
Total of €149,97.
@pseudo steeple u buying all the skins?
someone donate me $500 please
What
Of course.
Dam
its all or nothing
60$ kaemabit, aight
I am just thinking how my sets getting fricked again…
yo neko
Had geometry gloves and geometry USP, but now gloves don’t fit and would need to use impulse.
Yurrr
only thing pulsing is my heart when i see my boo
Im about to make it out the hood soon 🙏
Though geometric gloves would fit with the genesis set, kind off.
But USP gets left out…
This is some brainstorm…
40k
8 year skins & knife way too overpriced g
just wait for market
lol
Blud said 59.99 for the knife only I would rather pay a crkhead to steal it for me for half the price 
@pseudo steeple you really got the set?
No.
ah mb
You good on allies?
I'm tryna push to like phoenix
And whoever gets me there
Gets 50g
😶🌫️
is there faceit in standoff 2?
hi
Hello
.
#📣│announcements none of them.
The akimbo uzi spam
Fr yes
If i had to choose it had be the new weapon
The worst sthing was spins i lost 3k gold and got nothing
gambled and mad
We disnt like nun, weak update @ mahira
Axlebolt 🔥🔥
I wanna die
Trash anniversary spin
Whats up fellow kababayan
Dont lost money on spins, Lost it on SKINS

No like giving 3 pink mp5 and not even st is a scam
Give tips to become pro
Real
U r spending 1k gold for a pack with 10% mythic chance bruh
In which server you play?
What mythic💀
Instead buy the desired skin , easy
Lol
Didnt knew the chances were this bad
The chances are always bad , it's so2 afterall
Did you die by a pc player?
Bro like it was a crazy scam tho
A 10-0 lose maybe
U have very low chance after spending 1k gold
I don't know why some people play SO2 on PC.
Like play csgo
Even their PC can handle Minecraft RTX.
€35 for a pistol skin? Are they fr?
By the way about the "ultimate 8 yeard gift case" remove the items when i got one of them who would even want 2 molo skin🙏
Money hungry as always
I spend 1k on cases aswell, got 1 arcane ump45 that's all
Can someone send me 13 golds?
They dont even give that
Ive got 700 hours on standoff by now. Playing since years 2 update. Never tried logging on pc since I dont like big monitor.
I spent money on that bro
What do you guys think about Valorant mobile?
I got 3 legendary non st after 3k gold
Should've bought gold rather.
Mid
Never invest in boxes.
That's like 60 gold
Would it beat SO2?
Out of 3k
Yeah
On mobile
I dropped so hard in comp I wanna die
Critical Ops is dead.
Yeah just same
Lmao ye 1k gold for a box with 60%. Chances of getting a mythic while u gotta be lucky getting the box too
Skill issue
Cs2>Valo Like
So2>Valo mobile
Keys
I think standoff 2 should consider deleting standoff 2
Fr
Idk but coming soon
Oki
real
Valo is not fun for me.
3 molotovs, 3 impulse G22’s, 3 impulse gloves. I am starting to see the pattern here.
It's a scam that's all
Yeah same
You so rich and luck it's mad
move to pc
@cursive hawk did you know what zani plays on 🤣
Take it all and just give that 1 G22 ST… It’s always like that with luck - you ain’t getting what you want.
Do u play cs2
Can't even afford a Sd 800 phone.
If you buy the offer is there a chance you get st or is it 100%?
How am I going to buy a PC???
How much did u spent i spent like 5500coin
100 percent ST.
No
Pc
save money, i built mine 5 months ago
Ohh
12K gold and 183 euros.
Fym 12k gold💀
BRUH
Can't even save money my family is poor asf and I'm a teen from Myanmar.
Imagine living in Myanmar.
Hard mode on
i worked for my money
i was 17
Nah bro living in Mongolia is way harder🥀
How old are you now?
12K gold for coins, the rest I purchased with money. Not sure what was the total of coins.
18
Same
I'm 16 and I don't even have a digital wallet.
Nah uh
Same
You can’t have mastercard in your country?
Dammm
Government don't give u af.
BRoo i need a boost asap
Yep
I will pay 60 gold 🙏
That’s mad.
They even want teens to fight for them.
What's your rank?
Silver 4 in allies 💀
i used my parents lol
Dying on battlefields for them.
Here you can have mastercard at 12 years of age, though with parental control.
Old rats
Dammmm
Oh yeah bro same imagine they getting ur 20% of ur salary for each months
What rank you want for 60 gold?
80 years of civil war and collapsing society.
Everything is falling a part.
Any above gold 4 🙏
Either I would need to drop my alt or create a new one
Do you have an alt?
Drop alt
I'll show u what happens when I say I have a alt
Go dms
Impossible to get over silver 🙏
Nahh
yahh
Which server do you guys play?
Let me try and see if my alt can match up with you
Mine is Singapore.
Just start scamming, being a good person gets you nowhere.
Manipulating the system will bring you fortune.
🙏
That's what I'm planning.
Give id
How so? You helped me out and people respect you, I pay other people back helping them out I get respect too, why scam when it's a sin?
They even trust tt fortune teller.
I'm lzy
Hop on
Touch grass
Insane
Everyone scams, no business was built with a clear conscience, people get scammed every single day, just that most workers don’t understand it or think about it.
Guess who scams the most
At least they can speak English and write well.
Government.
🫂
✅
Fr
I gave u my id
But they don't use their brain at making good ideologies.
Anyone play standoff ?
What type of knife will go with battle pass gloves ???
Hop on
Which ones
K
They scam me, and I do see it, but along the way you start finding paths on how to manipulate the system a bit, how to get back what you get scammed off. It evens out to some rate at some point.
Pigeon in the background: yea boos I have him on target
Hh
Lol
Who can buy my deagle for 200 golds bc i need some gold rn
Keep yo piranha deagle for 200 bro🙏🏻🤣
Ahahahhha lemme put for 199 lol
Dudess i got the arcane sticker 😁
Buy me g22 only 13 golds
I want 2.5k gold too 🙏
Spent 100g ona spin just to get a temp skin 😓
Well
@crisp stump my friends alt is also elite
If you have a alt on level 15 I can push you
You sure?
What knife is popular?
About that..
Karambit
Yea allies only unlocks after level 15
The purple bat from saints row 3
And what knife look cool with the battle pass gloves this season?
Alr sure then
yogurt
+1
That's why I can't create a new account and play with you
Gurt
zanii
vass
Didn't gamble
@noble dagger@noble dagger@noble dagger@noble dagger@noble dagger@noble dagger
I like the stileto black one its fire and the j komando
Because would need to push it to level 15
Op for p diddy enemy’s
20% commission is like tax 😭😭😭
@hexed igloo @hexed igloo @hexed igloo @hexed igloo @hexed igloo
:pointandlaugh:
Who?
I think I do
Let me check
This chat goes dead in seconds
20 more lvls to go to finish bp im never buying another bp again
@noble dagger@noble dagger@noble dagger@noble dagger@noble dagger@noble dagger@noble dagger
vass the
Imagine playing on emulator
I do
I wanna imagine
I wanna play
Check out ready or not ??
helloww
It’s like for consoles
No
Nah would rather slime on low skilled touch players with my emulator
Best way
I play on 13pro
Can’t even carry yourself
Fr


Bomboclart
What reward you get for being master n elite on allies n duel
What rank are you
In all modes
A fruit cup and a cookie
Wood 2
Yummy
Damm tf player
I use to be aluminium 3 but that was in my prime
Dammm
Is there tournaments for standoff 2?
Send me some gold like 150 bro
Cus i used to play in 2020 and i started again now
I fell off bro
Washed
Fix me
Pay 10 million gold
Get me back to aluminium 3 @dense thistle
Hey guys uh so my phone's refresh rate is 120hz
I do also get 120 fps in game
But i want to do screen recording
It gets capped at 60 fps
Anyway i can screen record at 120 fps?
Isn’t there paid matches?
Pay 10 million gold
iOS?
I ain’t even seen 10 million gold 
Nah android..
+1
Just sell house and oragns ez
Throw it away
If i say yes, will i actually be getting more responses and attention?
hi
I'm not your wife.
Meow
Well I currently live under the highway in a tent & I sold my organs for alcohol so we still got a deal

My girlfriend used to stop me from playing standoff so I got her into playing n now we play all day💀
Any serious response regarding that?
Yo anyone wanna q ranked w me??
damn
Broki
Allies anyone high elo
Check any settings about recording or download screen record from play store that record 120fps

hi guys
Nah gang im not broke you broke
anyone wanna play compe?
Helloo, what do you think will the mantis knife "impact" be worth it?
🤧
I got knife and glove 🤑🤑🤑
@gray patrol curse you ruined the gif for me

Is next bp having knifes?
I have a whole stack of uncommons
We ain’t the same bro stay in your lane 
Craft and gamble 🤑🤑
Blackjack
I’m just trolling gang u shud know me by now
LET'S GO GAMBLING
Yes
I got a whole row of st

Hit on 16 or no
Multiple rows
all under 20 gold
It's giving broke boy vibes
Talk to me when you own something better than a mobile to play on
damn
im on pc tho lol
So why you playing mb game ? Cos you got low ram brokieee
im 3x legend tho
But what’s your ram saying tho ? 6gb ? 💀
32
Ok bud
240 fps

