💬│english-chat

[rich crow]

I'M NOT

[crystal cave]

😭

[dense thistle]

Ahh hell nahh I'm not joining that mako

[brisk plaza]

I'm back shotter

[rich crow]

I'm not racist what the heck!

[crystal cave]

HOW is Indian not asian

[brisk plaza]

Like shooting people in the back, you know

[crystal cave]

C'mon cutie, you have me there 🥺

[dense thistle]

Traitors so you shot me

[brisk plaza]

Wdym weird?💔💔

[rich crow]

indian aren't Asians tho

They're indians

HAHA

[brisk plaza]

I don't shoot minors in the back tho

That is...

[crystal cave]

Racist

[brisk plaza]

Unnecessary

[crystal cave]

In big 25

[rich crow]

I'm not racist tho

[dense thistle]

Then why did you shoot me

[rich crow]

False assumption

[brisk plaza]

[crystal cave]

It's alright, i still love you

[rich crow]

you didn't answer my question!

[brisk plaza]

❤️❤️

[crystal cave]

You definitely are 💔

[dense thistle]

You ain't my friend anymore I will not invite you to my birthday party

[rich crow]

I'm asian

[brisk plaza]

Pls;(

[crystal cave]

You're indian

[rich crow]

Can i be invited?

[crystal cave]

I'm asian

[rich crow]

EWW

I'm bot

[dense thistle]

I don't think France is in Asia?

[rich crow]

Not

[dense thistle]

Yes

[brisk plaza]

Yeah I can tell

[rich crow]

It's js server I play on

[crystal cave]

This dude is the epitome of racism 💀✋

[crystal cave]

Oh hell na

[dense thistle]

@velvet drift

Is also not invited

[rich crow]

Don't make the sigma angry!

[crystal cave]

Enuff

Time for me to go listen to cat purring asmr

And sleep

Gn chat

[rich crow]

Sweetdreams!

[crystal cave]

Stay away racist 💔

[dense thistle]

Gn

[brisk plaza]

I'm sorry 😭😭

[rich crow]

I'm not racist!🥀

[brisk plaza]

Gn pookie💋

Yeah I also gotta go, goodnight y'all 🗣️🔥

[dense thistle]

Wanna see what I'm sending to all the mako@crystal cave

It's funny

[rich crow]

Goodnightttt!!

[brisk plaza]

Gn

[dense thistle]

Get out traitor

[still cliff]

@rough quiver bro can you tell that investing thing

Or you nev that you said

[dense thistle]

He be sleeping

😴😴

[still cliff]

Where did you learn it

Tho

You said from someone

I dont remember

[dense thistle]

How much gold you got?

[still cliff]

Nah im poor dawg 10

[dense thistle]

Complete seasonal pass and don't open boxes or pack sell them as soon as they drop in the shop you should be able to make 100 gold easily

[rich crow]

Let me get you a knife skin

[dense thistle]

Where is my knife

[calm iris]

i dont know

[still cliff]

Youre telling me that the boxes that i can get from the sez i can sell

[dense thistle]

Who are you

[still cliff]

Fr

[dense thistle]

Yea

[calm iris]

iam burnz what are you saying neev

[still cliff]

Okay ima try that thnks

[dense thistle]

Never seen you

[calm iris]

well you just arent looking

[still cliff]

Im 20 lvl but next sez i guess

[dense thistle]

I'd say complete only the daily mission rn when the 8 week drops do all the weekly missions at once

[still cliff]

Nah bro cus that aint hapenin

[rich crow]

I'm deadass serious

[dense thistle]

You aren't talking

[still cliff]

Yeah youre right bcs its only at the 3 week

[still cliff]

Then do it

[dense thistle]

Yea only do daily missions rn

[rich crow]

Nothings free nowadays, my clan will do a give away if you wanna participate

[dense thistle]

If he does tell me so I can crash out

[still cliff]

Yeah bro but ima try that giveaway how can i join

[rich crow]

Join my clan, the giveaway hasn't started yet tho, we are looking for a designer for advertising

[still cliff]

Okay bro i can try and design for what are you trying to
Designt

[dense thistle]

The link is expired broski

[still cliff]

Nev yk any promocode

Cus none helping

Ive tried so many

[calm iris]

anyone lookign for a clan ?

[rich crow]

Try now

[dense thistle]

You wouldn't even find a promo code like that because they don't exist

[rich crow]

Your a designer?

[still cliff]

Why did they add it tho

[still cliff]

I will not say iam but i can design

[rich crow]

Let me see your work

[still cliff]

What you wanna see

Just somehting

[dense thistle]

You can create your own to give to friends and for YouTuber to give away

[still cliff]

You wanna see i did smth for my clan in pubg mobile

[dense thistle]

Can I just be in the server to talk?

Is being in the clan necessary?

[still cliff]

Oh i didnt know that

[rich crow]

It's a community server bro

[dense thistle]

Ohh

[rich crow]

Anybody can join

[dense thistle]

Oh yea I'm there

[rich crow]

Show me whatever

[still cliff]

Okay but i cant here so where

[rich crow]

Pm me

[vague jungle]

I needed help. I was insulted by Russians in the game, and then I fought back, but I didn't swear.

What should I do?

Why do some players in the game like swearing so much, and there are so many of them?

[fair rampart]

nothing just play the game 🥀

[vague jungle]

And why are so many Russians?

[rich crow]

Anyone above champion is a hacker in my lobbies. 70% just pure hackers, many of them get banned later on but can't I just get proper fair matches?

[short lodge]

Bc its an Russian game

[vague jungle]

Russians can be seen everywhere.

[rich crow]

Can axlebolt please release prime to their game?

And make an anti-cheat?

So many speedsters in my lobbies

Teleporting as if they got ultra instinct

[vague jungle]

I can see them when I match matches in Hong Kong.

[fair rampart]

@rich crow no bro they cant do shiii

Its just like that

cant do anything

[rich crow]

I can't get past champion in allies because I encounter damn CHEATERS who know where I am regardless of my position. Through smoke, walls, EVERYTHING. They don't check any corners but target my specific POSITION

[vague jungle]

😡Those who abused me won't even apologize after I said it.

[rich crow]

I want to record my matches and report them but my fps drops from 120 to 50 when I do

[vague jungle]

Not even an apology.

[vague jungle]

Yes, sometimes we are very stuck, everyone is teleporting on the map, and everyone is very stuck.

[rich crow]

I'll show you a clip from a week ago of a speedster I encountered if you want

[vague jungle]

Very card, obviously empty the whole magazine to him, he has nothing to do, and the next second he teleports to your face and hits you.

I feel that the in-game report is a decoration.

Never succeeded.

[rich crow]

Its just there to make you feel comfortable

[vague jungle]

He reminds me of the remarks in Yes, Prime Minister.

[still cliff]

Anybody need a player for clan

[fair rampart]

o kingg qka po lyp ktu

[still cliff]

Ma se spo bajke me fol shqip hahahahahahajjaja

[fair rampart]

joa

Pse

[still cliff]

Qashtu se edhe nja ke ktu

[still cliff]

Ish agains the rules

[fair rampart]

Aa ok

Shnosh its okay

Do you have knfie

[still cliff]

Nah im poor dawg

Ti

[fair rampart]

Kukri

[still cliff]

Kukri decay a

Se qasi e kum pas

[fair rampart]

digital burst

mi shti do pare

[still cliff]

Hin prv

[stray violet]

This toaster iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis broken

[verbal imp]

7

[nocturne sequoia]

Hi

[tender trellis]

where

I can prove i have elite

and give me the role

[nocturne sequoia]

@silk moth

Dm that

It says not available rn tho

[midnight summit]

someone for comp/allies?

[pseudo steeple]

Guys… What are best ways to reach enough XP for diamond badge?

Someone help me, I am clueless how other people do it with stats lower than mine 😭

[lethal sentinel]

@tender trellis @silk moth here create a ticket and tell them that you want the Chanel role of elite they will ask you to take a picture of your profile that shows the rank and find a person in standoff to give him your username by texting him threw game chat

Username of dc

makes sure you didn't drop from elite otherwise won't count you have to take a picture that shows that you are still elite

[fair rampart]

you need loads of hours played

So very hard

[pseudo steeple]

I am getting close to a hundred and still at 86.7 percent to silver.

I am at 85 hours.

[fair rampart]

i still havent got bronze 🥀🥀😪

[pseudo steeple]

Same 😭

[fair rampart]

igot 72 hours

[pseudo steeple]

Ayyy, we kind of the same.

[fair rampart]

@pseudo steeple what you need it for tho

i think its useless

222 guns tho you up

[pseudo steeple]

I just wanna collect a few to make the profile more alive.

[pseudo steeple]

Nah, that’s money though - that I have. What I don’t have is enough time probably to reach it until the end of 2025.

[raw stone]

It nots working

[marble tree]

Yo

What knife should I buy

[fair rampart]

what knife you rocking?

[open heron]

Gold karambit

[marble tree]

Nah it’s

2

Much

[open heron]

Well how much gold do you have

[fair rampart]

brookie

[pseudo steeple]

M9 Kumo and Butterfly Kumo.

[fair rampart]

i get it bro you are rich asf

[pseudo steeple]

CT M9, T Butterfly.

[fair rampart]

damn bro

[marble tree]

Dw js slide a knife so I can check it out and buy it (smth not cheap or expensive)

[fair rampart]

Igot kukri digital burst 💪🏻💪🏻

[open heron]

Do you have an inventory theme?

[rich crow]

anyone comp??

[raw stone]

Best knife in the game gold butterfly knife

[raw stone]

Server?

[midnight summit]

me

[marble tree]

I have an king ak but in my alt

Idk how can I get it in my main

[still cliff]

Mee too

[open heron]

Ill just give you a knife i think looks good

[marble tree]

Who

[fair rampart]

buy fang aurate gold or butterfly dragon glass

[marble tree]

Lemme check

Dem

[midnight summit]

150965152 my id

add

[rich crow]

Neth

[rich crow]

What rank?

[raw stone]

Is 129 ping fine?

[midnight summit]

master

[rich crow]

What rank?

[open heron]

I mean show you one lol

[rich crow]

Yes

[rich crow]

Id?

[midnight summit]

.

[raw stone]

Ok add me 92216886

[rich crow]

i added

[rich crow]

Accept

[marble tree]

Dragon glass or black widow butterfly or an karambit

[still cliff]

Ranger

Now

[static dagger]

Hey

[open heron]

Black widow

[marble tree]

Hm

Ion like kunai

Tbh

The animation

[open heron]

@marble tree instead of the pheonix risen gloves the gangster gloves would actually be better with the bond kunai

[open heron]

Oh

[marble tree]

I want kar/butterfly with a combo gloves

[open heron]

Well lemme look again

[marble tree]

Ai

[still cliff]

Anyone comp

[open heron]

Shatter gloves and butterfly starfall

[fleet plank]

@open heron wanna 1v1

For gold

[fair rampart]

Im getting 3k gold tmw do i get a m9 digital bursst or a knife and gloves

[open heron]

How much gold

[pseudo steeple]

Wait, does level ever reset?

Or when did the level feature even came out?

[marble tree]

Lemme see

[open heron]

ill send it in your dms

[rancid oar]

yo does anyone know the best and/or most affordable tablet suitable for so2

i was thinking ipad pro m4 2024

[marble tree]

Ai

[crude wren]

When they will refresh the level?

Btw

[rancid oar]

never

why would they

[crude wren]

Why bruh

[rancid oar]

wym why bruh

i asked u

😭

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[golden zodiac]

Requesting at least allies phoenix guy who would help me and my cousin on comp mode he is phoenix

[devout bobcat]

I don't think they will, since the final reward is a frame with stattrack

[golden zodiac]

Because most our teammates are bots and we go against elite ranks

[pseudo steeple]

Interesting. How come some people have a hell ton of badges from 2018 to 2023 yet they only level 90-100.

And 2-3K hours.

There is so much stuff about this game that I can’t just make sense of…

[devout bobcat]

The levelling system was reworked back in update 0.22.0

The old system only lets you level up to 50 5 times before reaching the max

[crude wren]

I liked it more

[mint ridge]

I am the storm that is approaching.

[pseudo steeple]

Ohhh, that makes sense. Thanks!

[vital robin]

I need

Clan

Guys I'm champion pls

[clear flame]

@elder sonnet sick ak

[elder sonnet]

[strange trench]

you mean the fart

[calm iris]

https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1360422094185173146 someone join up please we are playing comp

elite +

[vital robin]

@calm iris

@calm iris the fade is taper?

[calm iris]

lol yes

[vital robin]

Nice u handsome

Who

[calm iris]

?

thank you @vital robin \

[vital robin]

Where u from

Are

[calm iris]

America

[vital robin]

Los Angeles?

[calm iris]

San Fransico

[vital robin]

Nice

What time is it

Now

Night or day

[calm iris]

6:35 pm

[vital robin]

Lol me 3:35 night

[calm iris]

shesh

[vital robin]

I stay till 7 in a morning

[calm iris]

https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1360422094185173146 anyone want to play comp ?

[mint ridge]

I mean the bart.

[knotty sierra]

[rich crow]

@pseudo steeple best way to get XP is grinding Defuse mode, getting 10+ kills and winning guarantees you 2k XP, on happy weekends you can get up to 8k in a good match

[clear flame]

#📸│photos @rich crow take it away from me

😜

[strange trench]

you mean the barf

[clear flame]

@elder sonnet replace usp purple camo

but other than that

your inventory is looking rly good

[rich crow]

All I need to complete my inventory is adding stickers for my M4A1 and replacing the M16 and M4 skins

Also I've been thinking of buying more knives

[orchid terrace]

why votekick is still a think

istg i was playing good and these chinese kids just kicked me off 💀

[orchid terrace]

what rank

[calm iris]

master

you might be wayy tooo low

[dense thistle]

@vydas99 this is the guy but I was wrong a little different name

[orchid terrace]

yep lol

i just came back

unr rn

went against ranger+ somehow and these idiots kicked me bcuz ion speak chinese

💔

[rich crow]

Vote kicking unfairly should be punished lol

[orchid terrace]

ranger or pheonix ion even know

[rich crow]

Also there should be vote kick on normal defuse too

[orchid terrace]

votekick shouldnt even be a thing in fps games (comp) 😭

[mint ridge]

I meant larf.

[cerulean spire]

Guys is sandstone getting removed??

[orchid terrace]

no

[cerulean spire]

Someone said so? Its not real?

[orchid terrace]

its prob not lmao

[calm iris]

yes its real

[orchid terrace]

💀 o na

rip the classic map if its real lmao

[dense thistle]

Meow fr

[cerulean spire]

Bruv

[calm iris]

its really fake ..........

[cerulean spire]

Oh

Standoff 2 without sandstone is nothing

[calm iris]

it is going tooooo be great

[verbal imp]

Good

[clear flame]

@dense thistle @open heron offer

[open heron]

hold on

[open heron]

what price were you thinking

[clear flame]

not rly sure

since i just found out i had it in my inventory

might let it sit here till it inflates

[open heron]

most id pay is 450 but i dont even have that much on me rn

[elder sonnet]

Nah thats the best fit. I looked through the others and they dont match as well

[clear flame]

oki

[elder sonnet]

U a girl or boi

[kind dawn]

Can someone help me. I cant play the game because it says i use virtual space but i dont,i play on mobile ,I just downloaded the game, how can i solve this.
ADMIN + MOD

[neat agate]

you sound lame

[verbal imp]

Spot the difference #📣│announcements

How old do they think we are

😭

[open heron]

most the people that play this game are 5 years old ibr

[elder sonnet]

hehe

ye am lame af

[verbal imp]

Just realized after typing it out

17+ btw

[neat agate]

i know

jk

[elder sonnet]

anyone here have awp nebula 478?

[neat agate]

yes

11 of thm

[elder sonnet]

u joking?

[neat agate]

no my hubby gave them to me so i can profit

[elder sonnet]

can u sell me one? :((( last skin i need to complete inventory

i can buy at 3k or so

[neat agate]

100k

[elder sonnet]

...

[open heron]

what does that pattern look like

[elder sonnet]

someone selling it at 5.5k but I think that's overpriced so am waiting for a 3k one or so

[verbal imp]

Don't they have their ID on their pfp

[open heron]

oh damn thats pretty nice

[elder sonnet]

if ya have it sell me :(((

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[elder sonnet]

which g22 for glove geometric? Monster, Casual, Nest, or Briar?

[open heron]

what do the geometric gloves look like again

[hexed igloo]

looks geometric

[elder sonnet]

lol

bruh

[rich crow]

Hello!

My timeout is over

[orchid terrace]

yall

are the rankings like easier now

in placement matches

[mellow rock]

maybe

i was bronze 1 last season

[rich crow]

Huh

How's that possible

[mellow rock]

thats the thing

i feel like im def better than a bronze

but my wifi is so trash

so i cant rlly tell

this season i only played at my friend's house

they have a better wifi so

[rich crow]

What rank are you now?

[mellow rock]

[mellow rock]

gold 1

top fragging

almost every match

[rich crow]

After calibration?

[mellow rock]

yes

well after calibration i wa sbronze 4

but i ranked up

[rich crow]

I was champion after calibration

Now I'm elite and double legend

[mellow rock]

[mellow rock]

silver 4 i mean

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

Ranking up is really easy this season

[mellow rock]

ikr

[mellow rock]

ive been onlyplaying for a few weeks okay 💔

[stray violet]

Understandable, I apologize ()

[twin acorn]

Why r people saying this game is dying 🥀

[rich crow]

real

[rich crow]

is it?

[twin acorn]

Idek atp

[rich crow]

The server is slow rn

Where is everyone

[elder sonnet]

which g22 for glove geometric? Monster, Casual, Nest, or Briar?

[fossil trail]

[hexed igloo]

Hello chat

[stray violet]

Hello zani star degree soccer ball plus bigger degree

[hexed igloo]

soccer ball

this american

[warm moat]

This chinese

[rich crow]

Ts pmo icl onb sybau

[echo halo]

hey guys

i am new in standoff discord

[rich crow]

Si

[stray iron]

The new one is awesome, idk Name

[void bronze]

@stray violetyou

[void bronze]

how horse mog

what if instead of being named linkin part it was lincoln fart and it was a band about abram lincoln farting

[stray violet]

Boy do I have news for you

[void bronze]

and they made a song called fartinng in my skinn

[stray violet]

@open heron I don't, that's an old screenshot

[open heron]

oh

ok

thanks anyways

[stray violet]

[void bronze]

wdym they swap the daggers

like left to right?

[stray violet]

One thing, I don't know why

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

[void bronze]

all i know

[stray violet]

I tried so hard, to push this fart

But in the end, I soiled all my undies

• Abraham Lincoln (1898 colorized)

[void bronze]

wow

[clear flame]

@void bronze

[void bronze]

hi

[stray violet]

@void bronze

[void bronze]

hi

[quartz forge]

@void bronze

[void bronze]

hi

[astral edge]

@void bronze

[void bronze]

hi

[ember warren]

Hello

[velvet drift]

Alright bud, you're getting incredibly annoying for a "grown up".

[devout bobcat]

That's a child 🦕

[velvet drift]

99% sure he is

[hexed igloo]

everyone is

[velvet drift]

Ong

Even you @hexed igloo

[hexed igloo]

You are

[velvet drift]

—As well

Everyone here is a child

[hexed igloo]

Mako more like

a child

[devout bobcat]

I'm a child

I dance while waiting at the traffic lights

[velvet drift]

About to be expired

[spark yoke]

[velvet drift]

Uh oh, responsibilities

[hexed igloo]

good

[void bronze]

evade taxes

[velvet drift]

Overrated

I will invest in my country

[hexed igloo]

if you own an island, do you still need to pay taxes

[velvet drift]

Ofc

Smh

Can't escape the trend that easy

[elfin gull]

finally master with those stupid randoms

[mint ridge]

hello mako!!!!

[mint ridge]

nope.

that's why I own multiple of them, in mako's name.

[hexed igloo]

which one is correct.

[mint ridge]

I think I have started to poop chocolate.

am I turning into a fairy?!?!

[mint ridge]

what.

[brave bobcat]

hi

[elder sonnet]

which g22 for glove geometric? Monster, Casual, Nest, or Briar?

[mint ridge]

scale.

[hexed igloo]

default

[velvet drift]

an actual glock.

[rich crow]

Glock and bomb torture

[elder sonnet]

[meager fiber]

[crystal patrol]

[blissful vapor]

[astral edge]

[calm iris]

the ranking system is easy this season

[dense thistle]

57 is the market price

[clear flame]

ok

[velvet drift]

[velvet drift]

It truly is

[dense thistle]

Check dm

[dense thistle]

Did you sell it?

[ancient vale]

get yo ahh to bed

[clear flame]

no

[warm reef]

yes

I poop rainbows

because I am a unicorn

[hexed igloo]

aycardus9

[ancient vale]

ur here 24/7

[warm reef]

hello 2ani

[velvet drift]

No wonder your ign was that

[hexed igloo]

ikr

[hexed igloo]

are you

interested

[warm reef]

unicorn unicorn unicorn

[warm reef]

interested in what exactly

[velvet drift]

He's there for me 💔💔💔

[hexed igloo]

footj*b

[warm reef]

no thank you

[velvet drift]

A j*b specifically for feet

[warm reef]

😥

[dense thistle]

It's 11:30 am wdym

[velvet drift]

[hexed igloo]

mhm

[velvet drift]

I ain't opening that blocked message btw

[ancient vale]

uve been here all day

[dense thistle]

Not really

[velvet drift]

What about a j*b for hands?

Overrated?

[hexed igloo]

very

[velvet drift]

I see

It's in high demand tho

[warm reef]

🦄

[velvet drift]

Living in a fantasy worl!!!

[hexed igloo]

it takes more effort when it comes to feet, not only that
you need to be hygienically certified

[warm reef]

what fantasy

[mint ridge]

she a runner, she a trackstar.

[warm reef]

I'm legit a unicorn

[velvet drift]

[warm reef]

I'm grounded in reality here

[mint ridge]

he is a unicorn, I rode him.

[velvet drift]

I see

[warm reef]

mhm right right

[velvet drift]

So they are real

[warm reef]

yes exactly

we poop rainbows

[mint ridge]

yes. unlike me.

[warm reef]

and have magical unicorn powers!

[hexed igloo]

How does it feel like

[mint ridge]

magical.

[velvet drift]

No pony shenanigans, just a unicorn straight up

[warm reef]

[mint ridge]

free skittles.

although I like m&ms more.

[velvet drift]

Never had a skittle

[mint ridge]

@velvet drift what is my favourite snack?

[warm reef]

mako is adrens fav snack

[mint ridge]

good Job!

[warm reef]

yeah knew it

[velvet drift]

Ong ong

[warm reef]

[mint ridge]

can I have some of you rn?

[velvet drift]

[velvet drift]

Limb by limb

[warm reef]

get a room guys

[warm reef]

get a room

you can eat eachother's organs there

[mint ridge]

when the lion is hungry, he eats in public.

[velvet drift]

For the whole kingdom to see

[warm reef]

The lion does not listen to the opinion of fascists.

[mint ridge]

mako, vc till I fall asleep?

[warm reef]

[hexed igloo]

Mako dont listen to this weirdo

[velvet drift]

No earphones ❎❎❎

[mint ridge]

I do not snore, I am quiet.

[velvet drift]

Adren ASMR fr

[warm reef]

and you can take my flesh if you want girl, but baby don't abuse it

[mint ridge]

remember how we started.

[warm reef]

I'm gonna lick ALL of yall

or that's how the lyrics go

[velvet drift]

How did it start again?

[hexed igloo]

Adren sleeps like a german

[velvet drift]

german stare and all

[warm reef]

do germans ever sleep

[hexed igloo]

exactly

[velvet drift]

Efficiently

[mint ridge]

.

[velvet drift]

Ynk

[warm reef]

[hexed igloo]

imagine you sleep with adren, more like no sleep at all

[mint ridge]

can't believe it's been more than one month already.

[mint ridge]

fr, the lion...

doesn't care about sleep.

[hexed igloo]

you ever seen pregnant lions?

[mint ridge]

I have seen pregnant chinese women.

[velvet drift]

When it's all coming back together:

[warm reef]

ah you think this is impressive you silly boy?

[mint ridge]

lowk though with a partner next to me none of us is getting sleep bro.

[warm reef]

#freakinthesheets

[hexed igloo]

How does it look like if she was White or Black

[mint ridge]

we will be trying to solve millenium problems.

[spark yoke]

Who play allies (gold3)

[warm reef]

and failing

[velvet drift]

The trial and error approach

[mint ridge]

I would rather fail with mako than win alone 💔

[velvet drift]

A classic

[warm reef]

mako go get your man

[mint ridge]

I do not say this lightly.

[velvet drift]

Printstream awp

[velvet drift]

💔 🥀

[hexed igloo]

Adren hitting on a minor is probably a regular

[mint ridge]

sure, if you vc with me for 48 hours non stop.

[warm reef]

oh it was the printstream ak/deag

not the red one

I'm so dumb

[mint ridge]

a minooooooor.

[warm reef]

Wdym ak

m4a1s

omd

[velvet drift]

LMFAOOO

[warm reef]

Yeah

[velvet drift]

AK PRINSTREAM

💀

[warm reef]

yall never saw that

[mint ridge]

0.2 decade difference is not that big brother.

[warm reef]

I saw a workplace skin

[hexed igloo]

ay carti i need that back to the future carti

[warm reef]

workshop

[hexed igloo]

i need that full alien carti

i need that

dih dih dih dih

[velvet drift]

Awp printstream will work

Trust

[warm reef]

hey man I haven't watched ohne in like 2 days give me a break

[mint ridge]

mid skin.

neo noir st my beloved.

[warm reef]

??????

hahahhaha

what a beta

[velvet drift]

whatever dragonlore is 💔💔💔

[hexed igloo]

missing out

[mint ridge]

what colour is your neo noir st?

[warm reef]

I like watching him play horror games more than cs ngl

[mint ridge]

I used to own a bloodsport but it makes no sense without st 💔

[velvet drift]

What if I just send a fanart here ong

[warm reef]

ak elite build is peak

[mint ridge]

fanart of me?

[velvet drift]

Could be

[rich crow]

C

[warm reef]

C

[velvet drift]

[mint ridge]

erika a baddie, respectfully.

[hexed igloo]

if i play horror games will you like me

[rich crow]

I need gold

[velvet drift]

Commanding a _

[mint ridge]

sorry, only mold today.

[warm reef]

only if you go first whenever I feel something bad is going to happen

[mint ridge]

come here you.

[warm reef]

protect me!

[velvet drift]

here comes you.

[hexed igloo]

I'm not scared

[mint ridge]

🏩

get in... NOW!

[warm reef]

okay let's marry rn

[hexed igloo]

What!!!!!

[velvet drift]

⛪

[warm reef]

what was that emoji mako

[mint ridge]

will we attend their wedding, my dear?

[velvet drift]

Yes

[warm reef]

I mean with a gummy ring

[mint ridge]

getting the car.

[velvet drift]

A cop car.

[hexed igloo]

Omg you know that?

Marry me

[mint ridge]

I will do you.

[velvet drift]

There it is

[warm reef]

true love

[velvet drift]

[warm reef]

my eyes cannot contain the heart that pulses!

😍

[mint ridge]

mako I wish you were here in bed with me rn 💔

[velvet drift]

🥀

[hexed igloo]

my chance to get aycardus9 to like footjob

[mint ridge]

why do we have to live so far apart ⛓️‍💥

[royal quiver]

Anyone wanna farm 5v5

[warm reef]

😥

[royal quiver]

Pls

[velvet drift]

YOU SAID J*B?????

[royal quiver]

Im lonely

[hexed igloo]

OMG im so sorry!!!

[crisp stump]

I'm quitting standoff, hell nah those 2k gold I was promised by that guy I ain't getting 🙏 I'm giving 20 gold to somebody who needs and I'm switching to standknife

[velvet drift]

My spawnpoint bugged

[royal quiver]

Can we play

[crisp stump]

Bro told me I'm gonna get it soon, when? It's already a month or so when he told me he will give me gold

[velvet drift]

Nope, I'm sick of so2 I deleted it

[royal quiver]

Rude

[royal quiver]

Can we play

[velvet drift]

Would rather die holding my bass than play so2

[royal quiver]

Can someone play whit me

[hexed igloo]

I have work

[royal quiver]

😦

[clear flame]

liar😔

[velvet drift]

W*RK?????

[royal quiver]

No one wants to play whit my low rank

[clear flame]

saw u online last i played

[hexed igloo]

IM SORRY IM SORRY

[velvet drift]

You are capping

[crisp stump]

Freya who do I give 20 gold (with 20% commission)

[clear flame]

what rank are u?

[velvet drift]

[royal quiver]

Gold 2

[warm reef]

yes my husband works 2 j*bs for me to be unemplyed do you have a problem?

oh wait

not husband yet

[clear flame]

@royal quiver

[royal quiver]

Can we play

[velvet drift]

HE SAID W*RK

HE DIDNT CENSOR IT

[royal quiver]

?

[velvet drift]

💔💔💔

[crisp stump]

@royal quiver

[warm reef]

I decline!

[royal quiver]

Pls

[clear flame]

im not

[royal quiver]

😦

[royal quiver]

Ye

[velvet drift]

You sure are not telling the truth

[warm reef]

leave my husband alone!

oops

fiance

[hexed igloo]

I'm really sorry, please forgive me!

[crisp stump]

Do you got a G22 flock or m4 flock?

[royal quiver]

No im broke

[crisp stump]

Or do you have a pattern gun

[clear flame]

washing machine feeling generous?

[crisp stump]

Dang

[crisp stump]

I'm quitting standoff

[royal quiver]

😦

[velvet drift]

The unempl*yed people will see this and go ballistics

[clear flame]

buy my ak 😜

[royal quiver]

Give me the acc

[crisp stump]

I don't got more than 20 gold

[clear flame]

sucks, why?

[crisp stump]

Nothing on it, lvl 72 and 20 gold

[velvet drift]

Give me gold

[warm reef]

any of you guys remember where the only patterned skin was the tec9 tie dye so you had to have 5g to be able to get given gold

[crisp stump]

Yk the guy I told you that was gonna give me 2k gold?

Yeah that never happend

It's been a month already

[clear flame]

why would u believe him anyway

[velvet drift]

Back when charms were used to transfer gold...

[crisp stump]

Got tired of waiting

[clear flame]

smh

[warm reef]

you are quitting game because someone lied to you about 20 euros worth of ingame currency?

[crisp stump]

He even said ong

[warm reef]

people lie "ong" all the time

[clear flame]

what bro 😭

[crisp stump]

Yeah, Incase I don't got anything in standoff to do

[clear flame]

saying ong makes it true?

[crisp stump]

So I'm switching to standknife

[crisp stump]

Yeah, swears on god

[velvet drift]

💔💔💔

[warm reef]

brother is mighty gullible!

💔 💔

[hexed igloo]

"ong" and then question why god wasnt merciful

[crisp stump]

No other game 🙏

[clear flame]

he's athei*t he wouldn't know how to use ong

[crisp stump]

Oh

🙏

[velvet drift]

When I say "ong" it means "on gang"

[warm reef]

god after completely changing into a better person after the old testament : 😊

[velvet drift]

🙏💔

[clear flame]

🙏💔🥀

[warm reef]

god after killing babies in the flood : 😊

so sigma

[crisp stump]

So who do I give 20 gold 🙏

[velvet drift]

Me

[warm reef]

mako desperately needs it

[clear flame]

me

[velvet drift]

I am running from a cop car

[crisp stump]

🙏

[velvet drift]

I need it

[clear flame]

me

i need 20g badly

[velvet drift]

I need my 20g

I NEED MY 20G

[warm reef]

wait isn't mako already sooo rich

[velvet drift]

I'm broke wym

Not even an epic skin

[warm reef]

he bought me lamborghini yesterday

[clear flame]

my inv worth 199,980g rn if u give it to me id be at 200k

[velvet drift]

WHAT

[velvet drift]

❎❎❎

[warm reef]

and then I burned it

[crisp stump]

Bet

[warm reef]

because I have no need for material goods

[clear flame]

jk

I don't need the 20

wait for someone to beg here?

[crisp stump]

But I don't pay the tax so it's not covered (the 20% commission)

[velvet drift]

I am running from a cop car so I need the 20g

[crisp stump]

Too boring

Bro I just wanna install standknife already 🙏

They already got mantis knife in there

And I'm so far back

[clear flame]

what's a standknife

[crisp stump]

I only got M9 dragon glass there

[clear flame]

a new game?

[velvet drift]

G22 flock pattern 192 4x kitsune dream sticker

I have this pfp

[crisp stump]

Copy of standoff, it's like real standoff, everything copied but just u can get everything

[clear flame]

🥀down bad

[crisp stump]

ok

[river pumice]

tried valo for the first time and I can already tell the abilities be annoying

[clear flame]

@snow anchor pfizer

[crisp stump]

I don't see it

Where is it 🙏

[velvet drift]

💔💔💔

It got sniped.

[crisp stump]

🙏

Buy another g22 flock with 1 sticker

And put for 20.93

All my gold 🙏

[velvet drift]

Okay

[rich crow]

Mw I get 30k gold : 👿

[velvet drift]

Wait for a bit

[crisp stump]

Wanted to get a butterfly from the guy who promised me 2k but he lied

So now I'm sad and happy at the same time

[warm reef]

they are 70% of the game

bros first time being lied to

[velvet drift]

29% edating, 1% actual gunplay

[clear flame]

[warm reef]

sometimes you learn the hard way!

[river pumice]

where’s the fun if it’s all abilities

[hexed igloo]

whats the 70%

[warm reef]

it's fun for some if you like learning how to use them, because they can be pretty goofy

like yoru clones

[river pumice]

i’d not want a korean girl rushing at me with throwing knives that one hit…

[hexed igloo]

Valo might end up exactly like R6 to be honest

[warm reef]

one hit running by headshot, not by body

[warm reef]

powercreep for valo

[river pumice]

still one shots if they can aim

[crisp stump]

Done yet?

[velvet drift]

I cant buy stickers 💔

[warm reef]

not like you don't have abilities yourself though

and that's an ultimate

[crisp stump]

Just buy a normal then 🙏

[warm reef]

it's supposed to do something that can win the round possibly

the balancing is horrible

[river pumice]

takes a lot of time to js learn all of em

[warm reef]

of course

[river pumice]

bc playing only one character is bad

[hexed igloo]

buffs and nerfs need to come often to eliminate powercreep upon new character everytime

[warm reef]

but that's half the fun

[warm reef]

imma lick you

[clear flame]

@crisp stump your inventory is fine wym

[hexed igloo]

it's day 1!

[velvet drift]

Listed it, 774 pattern

[river pumice]

don’t even wanna play support bc I gotta learn how to smoke n stuff

[velvet drift]

20.50 price tag

[crisp stump]

It's all from the so2 rewards 🙏

[warm reef]

day 1 of me licking you yes

[velvet drift]

❎❎

[warm reef]

🤤 😋

[hexed igloo]

Do you think Aycardus9 expect tongue on first date @velvet drift

[dense thistle]

I hate randoms

[warm reef]

the smoking is more simple than cs

[clear flame]

u don't rly need skins

[velvet drift]

Yes

[warm reef]

you don't have to throw smokes

[river pumice]

vro didn’t carry 💔

[clear flame]

im getting tired of my skins sometimes

[warm reef]

you can just place them on the map

[dense thistle]

F ing 0 kills

Look #📸│photos

[river pumice]

I saw

[river pumice]

ik but

[crisp stump]

20.50?

[river pumice]

I need good map knowledge

[velvet drift]

Yeah

[warm reef]

yeah of course

just take your time

[crisp stump]

Are u +shine

[velvet drift]

Received it

[warm reef]

it won't be long before you get used to the game

[crisp stump]

Nice 🙏

[velvet drift]

+Shine ye

[river pumice]

only playing valo bc of a friend 😭 🙏

[rich crow]

Sell and give their value in gold 👍👍

[crisp stump]

So I bought the right one

So

[river pumice]

I mean after trying it it’s not that bad

[crisp stump]

Idk now

Goodbye ig

[warm reef]

ask them everything then

[crisp stump]

I'm going to go install standknife

[river pumice]

they js bought a pc

I have more knowledge in fps than them

lol

[warm reef]

oh

well watch some videos

basic introductions and guides to valo

[river pumice]

I tried one match and got 29 kills

[clear flame]

standoff 2 is better

[warm reef]

and maps and agents

[warm reef]

never thought I'd agree

but I do

[hexed igloo]

are you interested in feet now?

[warm reef]

"standoff 2 is bett-" wrap it up💔

[clear flame]

if u play just for skins then it's 🥀

[dense thistle]

sting delete the game fr 2 year old can do better than you

[clear flame]

stop w the china town stickers

[warm reef]

maybe one day,

[warm reef]

sooo fly to fly to china town

[velvet drift]

Racist

[hexed igloo]

you will

[warm reef]

"chinatown" then it's anime

[hexed igloo]

real

[clear flame]

flyday chinatown u mean

[warm reef]

ah what

thanks

I forgot

[rich crow]

Jpop song

[warm reef]

[rich crow]

Duuuuh

[river pumice]

is it normal that I get bad players first match

[warm reef]

imma lick u

im licking EVERYONE here

[warm reef]

yes

[hexed igloo]

I'm still here you know

[clear flame]

japan is booming

[river pumice]

me when 29 kills 🔥

[warm reef]

sorry my glorious love

[clear flame]

i wanna flex on keya so bad smh

🥀

[dense thistle]

Dam

[warm reef]

sugma

[rich crow]

??

[warm reef]

sugma balls

man imma be laughing for days at how extraordinarily funny I am

I'm just so tuff..

[clear flame]

do stand up discord comedy

[astral edge]

....

[warm reef]

I already do