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Hello
The problem is that there are 17 days left until the season ends, do you think I can catch a lot of stuff by then?
this is my inventory
Can anyone help me get better in SO2?
Sure
Thx
Hello
Anyone wanna play 2v2s?
Allies
ID?
I will add you
Done, my name is guy
We're playing 2v2
Allies
Don't buy if you haven't already made progress, too late
@meager idol gg
Hm ok
Hell no
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Begging is prohibited.
@rich crow never beg im poor too
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Why did Standoff 2 change its look so much
Wow, my other stickers r removed
IM SO HAPPY
i got the pelagia karambit
I need someone here with gold pass and level 43
if you meet the requirements dm me
keep it
Went here just to tell this. The game had the poorest Anti cheat ever.
Its also kinda cringe
I cant wait to get job
So I get my dream skins
@serene cape congratulations on Karambit bro
Thanks
Why they started posting memes in #📣│announcements instead of #😎│memes
Man I wouldn’t suggest you to work to buy so2 skins
Instead gamble it all🔥🔥🔥🔥
Cause they r meme now
No bro, i will then buy pc and play cs2.. buy skins for that game
But i still like to see my dream come true
🥹
After buying it i don't need a single thing, i will giveaway every gold

Wake up u gotta do your job
Does anyone know the maximum MMR difference to be able to play with a friend?
What on earth is this 2gb update standoff released
last i know was 600mmr
they could have changed that
should i keep knife box or open it?
expect like 300mmr to be the max
No
Give to me
nuh uh
Lol, u cant
What's the update abt
u can
do you want to gamble or get profit?
I have 726
And my friend 320
A man crying
Nope u cant
then don't open
R u serious rn
and it doesn't
ye
Does the game looks serious
💀
💀
@slim crane never do that again
why?
Ots awkward

hahahaah
honestly i wanna sell my skins and only have ak and m4 tiger
I got 40 frag boxes but i m not opening them
Why cant i play w my friend???
anyone experiencing failed match?
wtf is error code 32762?
yes
the day i decide to play standoff 2 it behaves like this
i again quit playing until I make a return after 15 days
Thats a classic
Looks bad
Imagine coming to the game after a year and seeing this ui 💀💀
Eh?
15
Days
I left it for 3 seasons
And now play again
But I can't find a way to arrange my screen
This game is broke at moment ?
since 2023
when their dev team expanded
before that the game was goated
helo there
U damn right now their game servers are completely broken as F
i saw a guy eho gettin 240.000 pings today
It's true
ofc
Why they broke their own game?
idk
They need to focus on it
they f up by changing the hud
U mean their team?
Yep
i win a game 8 5
got 16
i mean 6
i lose a game 8 5
lost 24 mmrs what
At high ping?
cops is sh** tbh
no no i mean the rank system and mmr got f up
Damn
8-5 won= 6 mmrs
5-8 lose= -24 mmrs
empty?
nah bro its not like that
where do you live
That's not common
Anyone up for Allies? I’m S3
im from turkiye and i live in turkiye so its not a big problem for me
Yep
nah bro cops is like a cs game but made by kid developers
nah im gettin 15 in turkiye and 60-70 in netherlands
Cause living in Pakistan
but theres so much hackers in netherlands
not for graphics bro like when u hit to someone or get hit
no?
I find players that speak English
what game r u playing in tho? lmao
yeah me too
Lmao
in ranked matches?
I simply ignore all Russians
yeah
If they speak English then that’s good
And you don’t understand so what’s the point talking to them
I use Netherlands cuz it has the lowest ping for me
But it full of noob Players 😔
for me its turkiye
15-10 pings
Dayum
yeah they made a turkiye server 1-2 year ago maybe 3 idk
France 130 and Singapore 90 lol
Anyone wanna allies cause im done with the randoms
bro if im playing on the turkiye server my opponent will play in there too so that means hes 10-20 ping too
Added u
today my teammate was s***
Yeah
I didn’t got it le me restart the game
i wish i had nitro too bro
That makes it good
but if they are in your team?
I wish I had too

It always noobs bro u feel like u communicate with bots lol
Most of player's facing this rn
Ah it globally? I thought I'm the only one
Nah globally sucks
Is here any place where is crosshair codes?
go on YouTube and see ur fav ytber crosshair
Anyone allies cause im done with randoms
Hoi! 
Hm
mee too
Hello
Hi
Low charge
anyone can help me with this problem?
it said “Failed to Create a Match error code: 32762 (failed to get server instance)”
anyone getting this problem?
Me
hey uh shadow
Hey wsp
do u get this server instance problem rn
It said
Nope
idk what to do with it
Restart the game
Turn off the wifi/mobile data and turn it back on
is standoff having a bug that havent been fixed?
I think you cant change
u can ask the mod i think?
Yes you can but I forgot how
Anyone wanna just run a game?
Can you play allies?
Yea ofc
Whats ur rank?
Still calibrating
Srry i cant play with u
?
Im gold 1 so i cant
alr
U don't want to or u really can't?
Wait
lol
too many mmr separates us
Anyone want to run allies or somthing
So we can't play together
how much is ur mmr rn
I defo would cus im unranked but I needa update which I don't have storage for
Or anyone want to run a private comp game?
I can't get into the game
It made me wait for a long time and then it canceled
How to get in
Double Jumpfor access game
For me is 21:03
cám ơn bạn
I'm looking for a good clan, more about me dm
Why its 00:0
Who knows
Whats your house like
Why people say earth isn't flat although it isn't round
Its eclipse iyk
i lost all 10 games i got s4
U can say it altogether
All-to-get-her
/°/
Why always my team is bad
🥲
Opportunity to achieve greatness
Who wanna play?
Yeah?
Idk I’ve never tried it before
Can anyone help me Please. Whenever I try to Play the competitive Mode, During the match making it errosr
reset your modem
My modem?
yes
What modem
If I was to play it I would sacrifice 1/5th of my storage:3
How to do that
huh
Modem = WiFi router
Wdym?
Some people (like me) are more used to calling it a router
Its modem in some languages like Czech but router is used in England
Ahh yes Thank you man. I'll try it
message thing
its modem in turkish too
Yeah
Are you talking about getting such rank or maybe uploading the pic in #📸│photos
Why i cant join competitive
Nonono sorry about that man. It's just that we are not used to call it a modem but a Router.
your level is too low
@boreal pike today I saw a Turkish kebab man selling stuff in a market and it was £15 for kebab wrap
Ik talking about doing #photos>∆ thing
I’ve never had Turkish kebab and it looks so nice but omg that was too expensive
I needed money to buy WEBTOON coins
"kebab man" 🙏
Copy message link
I dont know how u make ot go specific to your pic@gleaming willow
I feel imma pass out
Btw, During my game. I encounter many hackers lol.
Man who sells kebabs is kebab man no?
Hold the message after that copy message link
How come?
its just a normal chef...
Watch ads for unlocking episode
Is standoff 2 still a good game in 2024?
Oh thnx man
I’m used to calling him a kebab man.
Idk but I just can't sit without feeling like imna fall down
and ill call you cat man :3
Like in Czech we call them kebab man
Np
Nooo pls no:((
Maybe cuz of that concussion I had
Call me batman
Lady boy 
you catman now
you have a car too
its called cat mobile
Har
Who ever giving like to this white fire #🌅│fan-art message needs to get psychotherapy
Anyone got any anime recommendations for me?
not
One piece
Detective Conan
Pokémon
Any trash isekai
Dragon ball series
devil may cry 2007
Dragon ball super
Okay
😂
No
dbz
Added to my list:3
I have watched Devilman crybaby, nice
Nuh uh
How can I report someone Reason for hacking?
Beyblade
Devil may cry isn’t devilman crybaby😭
Oops it has may
💀😂
Im too sleepy lol
U can report to Eugene
Lmao
Ahh okey² thanks bro. Then all i have to do is take a Screenshot on their Name lol.
If u give 100+ report in a week u can have nameless frag

Source: Trust me bro
- faster chance of hacker being banned
The more you spam report, the faster it will get banned
I don't see any report Button though
Where?
do not misinformate him
I mean In game, Since I can encounter someone's hacking. And I wanted to report it but there's no Report Button ingame
Go to settings, help center, report there,
Ots night so a bot will be rn but report him
Oh okey then, Thanks much bro.
Or go to chrome write standoff 2 report and then there will be red message dialogue open it and report there
But nameless frag one is quite true

Jk
They should add a report button
Gn
meow
Hi lil kitty
ok.
some one allies g2 ?
No.
Did they remove it
No bcs it wasn’t there
there report button in comp i saw it before
not in other modes tho
only seen it in comp /allies
It's been there for like 2 years
I seen it in the other modes
Defuse, duels, arms race, etc
I don’t play ranked bcs I would destroy my phone bcs of run and gun but maybe it’s there
Take a look and send screenshot
Alright
Anyone know how to get gold faster?
By playing
I'm playing and your not getting gold your getting silver coins
I mean like promocode or something like that
Oh u mean the battle pass
Just grind it
The most you'll get is a spray
Ik
But u have it right?
People are literally so blind
Yh?
Then sorry I was wrong
E
Maybe I don’t care about it so much because a haven’t met a cheater before
Fair enough
But I'm talking mostly about the people that DO find cheaters
And start bobbling the same thing
And then say "eehHhhh thE rePOrt bUTtOn in gAmE doES nT wOrK"
Like bro
It’s like a butterfly effect people think it’s not there but it actually is there
They expect to press it and the cheater to be instantly banned
And idk
Have 30k gold appear in their account balance
For "cOMpenSatIoN"
Bcs they think that the anticheat works like this
The anticheat barely even works
If it’s ranked then u r happy u don’t lose RR
True
Same goes for the helpers in this channel
Yeah the match gets cancelled
Same as CS2
Results get cancelled
Valorant has good anticheat
Well that's valorant
But if the other games learned from valo it would be perfect
Well if every car manufacturer learned from Toyota, every car would be reliable
But we don't live in that world, now do we?
So2 has two big problems cheaters and cases
How are cases a problem
be grateful.
season 3 i was 12 mmr away from legend
then the hackers came
And I thought I had it bad
A probability to get something good is low as my will to live (very low)
season 3 hackers were different dawg
Keeps the market balanced
u new gens haven't even seen the worst of it
There's literally a video explaining basic economics in monkey terms
I think you haven't watched it
Cuz I haven't been ranger or higher in 4 seasons 🤷♂️
Idk
Balanced, the cost of some things are like bitcoin up and down
Bro what have I done to u
Skins
It just explains basic economics
nah y'all remember when that one m40 skin went from 2 gold to 300 overnight
It's like a 20 second video
So so2 is capitalism?

☝️🤓

Almost cashed out but I remember I'm unlucky
Like HOW hard is it to hit uncommon man
Well at least you didn't lose a total of 100k off of some daggers
I have like 4 cases now
i can just grind some alts to lvl 45
Bro I wish I get a nameless fragment
I feel bad for u
I was abt to get one….Got the mighty uncommon
U got cucked over so bad
I was so close so many times
spoken like a true addict
Truly

Do u remember gifts on market? When there was only 28 people selling them
It doesn't give me xp when the match ends. Does anyone know the problem with this?
Dam yea
It was expensive as shi
I am OG but I lost my acc so yeah
When Karambit gold @stray violet
Respect
Never
I gave up on that (yesterday)
Nooo don’t say that u need to believe
😭
Best animation?
Kurki is god awful
Everything comes at the right time
But i like the knife itself
I hate it
Jkommando
Kukri bro it’s literally bowie knife
Special animation
I think kunai or fang
I have nothing
Keep your hopes up 🫡
I’m poor and don’t wanna spend real money u know
I know it’s not worth it it’s literally mobile game by Russian company
💯💯


That poor soul torturing himself to get a knife case
Bro if lil kids with parents credit cards didn’t exist axlebolt would be poor af change my mind
Agree
Well that's how any free game works
Yh
And that’s sad
Well imma go do ur mothers so gn (jk imma just go sleep so GN)


I hope we will talk like this again tomorrow
Is there anything I should invest in?

Me
How much gold you cost?

Million Dollar Baby

I need to make profit so the best is a half eaten sandwich
he said gold not dollars
I think hes talking about the song
Hello I'm looking for a clan
Yo, are the sticker packs worth to open, or to save?
English or Spanish
@silk moth When it's available.
Dam thats very personal
The most average conversation in standoff 2
Last day at school tomorrow
You are already at school?
Nope summer break will just start
I finish school since one week
Who can help me rank up bc i only get noobs in game
What your rank?
I can play, silver 2
Ok
can i creamings
I am literally the Standoff 2 player
Anyone wanna play
i dont know if you guys ever heard of the game Standoff 2
Anyone wanna help me rank up im b3
Can't I'm b2
U can we don't have that much diff in mmr
I haven't
What is standoff 2
Still wanna play
My phone exploded
And my family died
And I got robbed
And I'm starving
And homeless
So I can't
what's wrong with u m8
I can vouch for him
I blew up his phone because it was under my pillow case
And because of that minor incident we got kicked out of our dorms
Nahhh I was just searching to play
Sorry man that's just the circumstances of my life rn
I live in iran
We got bombed yesterday
Ok nvm that's too far 
Fr
But still is anyone down to play allies
is stand off 2 a ripoff of stand off?
Yes
It's actually a ripoff of stand ON
What abt stand behind?
🤯
That was a spinoff
I think stand off is copying Sit off
Oh yeahhhh
thats krazy
Wait til you hear about sit ahead
You gon lose your marbles
Can't wait for it to release
yall forgot abt quarterback
Brings memories
whats yall ranks i cant even rank up because off my brainrotted teammates😭
Unranked because I can't find a match (us servers)
Wanna play
Maybe later
kk
Nahh standoff 2 is copying hello kitty I'm sure
hello kitty better than cs2
ong
Bro they made this pc game that's a total ripoff of standoff 2 bro 😭😭
I think it's called csgo
DAMNNN
Well atleast we can run smooth unlike csgo u need to buy a whole 10 grand pc for you to play smooth
I can run smooth

For like 2 minutes
Then it goes down to 48fps
Nice flagship phone
I wonder if ferrari made a phone
They did
Omg
Probably is garbage
Yep
Collab phone
i agree
From like 8 years ago
Was discontinued right after
Who did they collab with
Me

damn
I think Sony but I'm not sure
sony💀
I mean sony is ok
But i have problems with it
But not the phones
@stray violet do she got 10 toes
She got 8
Theres a tournament that copying standoff which is csgo major
Not a keeper
Imagine💀
Bro imagine copying a mobile game from Russia ☠️☠️☠️
No originality smh
exactly
Cs2 mobile now 
I hate the fact that a lagging enemy has more advantage
Bro all u need is 950 gold
Always get the pass
U will always get profit
Keep doing it again again
C'mon bro he just said he doesn't have that
I have pass
Bro saying 950 is nothing
Sad ig
LMAO
But you can turn that into like 2kg
Holy
We bouta get rich with 2kg
Bruh axlebolt
im stuck at free stuff so yea✌️
How
im stuck
Just sell the coke
Same man
its just freeze when you get a match
Dont know why
Try reinstalling
Try putting the server to auto
Actually since you can sell your containers why cant you just save them all and sell it
Could be worth alot
question: what server is the longest to find a match
Probably us south
And it didnt even start
I don't even get a ping there
I've waited 3.5 hours before ☠️☠️☠️
Waiting for north korea server(bouta 1v1 kim himself)
Bruh i cant START
Who wants to play allies
Its on auto region bruh
My aim is not very consistent
it dissapears couple of rounds
Still better that my teammates
I stop being a fast pusher cuz of campers
Btw wont therr be a case for sting knife
mwybe
And if there is fable would be gone
No cause it was a pass exclusive knife. That doesn't happen to those
Like flip
Or kunai
Or kukri
Okkkk
Just sad to play without headphones cuz i cant hear the foots step
They axed that server 😭
I have 32 fable boxes in my inventory
I didn't get any ping there anyways
Will we play or not
I think even nightly said he played on east cause he couldn't find matches
Wait ill brb need to fix my pc
And he lives in the literal south
Fan is busted
Bro pulled a: OHHH MY PC-C-C-C-C
Kk msg me when we're gonna play
ight
I guess hong kong server was broken
i got kukri bruh
yall can explain me how ggso works?
wsp
I GOT KNIFE CASE
Ight
now pls the katambitt
Wait
done bro
Ok
Id wait
Id not have the patience 😭
It will take long
Do you have to wait 2 weeks after the event finishesa
?
@desert mesa nc game
thats what the devs want
cheaterz?
Im gonna open it

Bro if this box existed why poor?
wym
Open a karambit and sell it for 2k
ez money
Yeah fr
Im so excited
Bro the cheapest katambit now is 2k
Wonder how much this is
I got pattern 193
Its a blue karambit but it has some yellowish whites on it
I really want digital bayonet
I think i can get it now
Bc i have a karmabit
And i have other stuff
I was wondering how to get the default knife does anyone know?
Like just a regular knife and no
I see people with a knife that has no skin just looks like a default
I was jw if they had a free knife in the game like a just a default knife bro
Anyone want to play allies?
rank?
3/10 games
send id to dm
if you mean like vanilla knives, those are just bugged
gm chat
still not fixed?
dam
YO do anyone know how much Will be worth bublegum sticker?
I dropped it today
I guess it Will be 100-200
Color
isnt it already on market?
No
or is it from fun n sun
uhm
whats the rarity
Legendarny
usually they go for 20-50
but since you dont instantly get stickers anymore 70 is possible
i doubt tho
is anyone having bugs at match making
i still think its gonna be 30-60 gold
i havent played it for like 2 weeks
competitive and allies isnt loading up
I bet it Will be atleast 40 its pretty cool
and blatants
they literally modify the files of the game to cheat
but its not super,blatant
just walls
wallhacks?
its somewhat like a render cheat
the one that can shoot through?
you can see character models behind walls
oh
no
esp
oh
i dont think they consider to
pretty harmless anyway
Why I can't rank rn
its 4 am
its unfair not harmless
he meant vanilla knife skins
sorry i meant to reply to this
We all accept and then the counting turns to 0 but nothing happens
me too
Is this bug ?
its annoying also other games wont load up
what rabk
it says serverusertimeout
rank
smth
yeah
Gold
something to do with server
new code?
just horrendeous servers
Is there's active code rn ?
so2summerparty24
Real?
no
😭
j
SO2RESORT
Tell me about that
basically theres ppl selling codes to modify ur game on pc
which changed the rendering and makes agent models glow
so basically wh
Lol i think u were telling about wall hack
yeah


