💬│english-chat

[paper tangle]

Just warning you

[lavish turret]

standoff 2 with 2 fps is so underrated 🤤🤤

[blazing cave]

ooof

[west light]

Why is it taking 20mins to find a comp match

[cedar wing]

Bc no one plays this game

[cedar wing]

We need more people for our custom games wanna come play

Later

[west light]

Sure

[lilac niche]

What do you even use to play

[noble dagger]

[analog bramble]

prolly his hands

[lilac niche]

Device like how do you get 2fps

[analog bramble]

capping

[lavish turret]

horrible phone and enormous willpower.

[lilac niche]

[lavish turret]

nah man thats wild

[grim drum]

You can't do that here

[buoyant sphinx]

Wasnt talking in that way bro...

[tribal lynx]

blud

u were in 2 of my cs2s matches rn

[buoyant sphinx]

😦

Wasnt me @tribal lynx

[tribal lynx]

ohhh

same name tho

[buoyant sphinx]

Did you at least won

[tardy dirge]

Nah

I got it for free from epic games

Dam u have potato pc

[eternal surge]

Yeah

Not even csgo in that time don’t work

[buoyant sphinx]

Play cs 1.6

Just for fun

[eternal surge]

Yeah i played it

[buoyant sphinx]

That should work at at least

60

[eternal surge]

Its very good

[buoyant sphinx]

I didnt play that in a while

Is there any players

In servers

[eternal surge]

Yes old players and there is other players who see that game in youtube or tik tok

[buoyant sphinx]

[eternal surge]

You have 1k gold?

[rich crow]

id like to report a hacker

[eternal surge]

Whos hacking?

[rich crow]

a dude

i just screen recorded him

where do i report?

[eternal surge]

Is it in this server?

[rich crow]

what?

[eternal surge]

That player

[rich crow]

in game!!

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL SERVER?!

what the hell are u on about?

[eternal surge]

Idk you needed to report it in yhe game in match

[rich crow]

.......

[eternal surge]

Idk else

[rich crow]

there used to be a mod mail and a bot that took video/photo evidence of an accused player

[eternal surge]

Idk now

[rich crow]

yes

go sleep

dumbahh

[eternal surge]

I haves a deal

You have 1K

?

[rich crow]

yes

[eternal surge]

Gold

[rich crow]

yes

[eternal surge]

I have gta 5 on epic store i selling it for 1K gold

[analog bramble]

aint no way

[lilac niche]

Epic store

[eternal surge]

Yes

[lilac niche]

Bro's trynna get 1k gold from a game he got free 💀

[eternal surge]

No i got it 30€

[lilac niche]

As gta5 was free on epic game store at some point

[lilac niche]

L

[eternal surge]

Now its not free

I buyed it and selling it bcs my pc is trash

[lavish turret]

🗣️🗣️

[paper tangle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

Bottom right to contact the Support Team

My bad for replying so late

[valid palm]

No scope awp 1v1 ?

[smoky marten]

someone to push to gold 4 comp

[eternal nebula]

hi guys Im a little bit new on the game is there any promocode that is working?

[paper tangle]

No

[wind path]

Dont even try

[eternal nebula]

ok thanks

[valid palm]

.

[wind path]

Playing speed hack to have a fair ranked experience

[tough swift]

I have new esports team

Byť i need players

[paper tangle]

Not in here.

You do that in #🛡│clans

[tough swift]

I have slow motion And I want to put a text and a photo there, that's two things

[paper tangle]

You can literally do both in one text

[tough swift]

Could you put it on for 5 seconds and then again for 5 hours?

[paper tangle]

Its not that hard

[tough swift]

Buď i have slow motion for 5hours

[lavish turret]

does not convey credibility

[slow oyster]

The last time I'm trying to say something else

But my autocorrect just yeah you know😔

[lean jasper]

@eternal nebula i like yo profil

[eternal nebula]

thanks😎

[blazing cave]

okay

[paper tangle]

Then you wait those 5 hours

[tough swift]

Its so long

[lean jasper]

Ik

[paper tangle]

Then learn how to be patient

[past pond]

Mondongo

[paper tangle]

and 5 hours won't mean anything once you do learn how to be patient

[lavish turret]

bro you deserves ban

[tawny canopy]

I went to buy gold on the website, and my account didn't appear 😦

[paper tangle]

Which website

@tawny canopy you didn't put your ID in when trying to buy gold?

[tawny canopy]

look for nothing identifying,identity

from what I saw

[rose estuary]

wsg guys

[stray violet]

Guess I lost the fight

[paper tangle]

[stray violet]

Muting mods randomly

"ayo government I think we should issue cops tickets randomly just to keep them in check. Oh what's that, you need reasoning? No reason, just give them the citations"

[paper tangle]

what a nice idea

sadly its not gonna happen

ahh yes

I get called a coward

[lean jasper]

Mods gettin muted is crazy💀

[paper tangle]

when Im watching a video

[stray violet]

You mean Howard

The duck

[paper tangle]

he got himself muted

[stray violet]

Who

[paper tangle]

Lonlet

[stray violet]

Bruh

[paper tangle]

auto mod got him

Im watching a video

[stray violet]

Ngl the automod do be funky sometimes

Silly ahh words be in the blacklist

[paper tangle]

true

and the all caps funtion is non existent

[stray violet]

Or sometimes autocorrect be at fault (I will NOT take accountability for not proofreading my messages beforehand)

[stray violet]

Still not patched?

[paper tangle]

autocorrect got so many people muted

[stray violet]

[paper tangle]

its so funny

[paper tangle]

maitre dong never donged the patch

[stray violet]

People when their favorite cuss word isn't allowed:

I'm glad the automod doesn't give 2nd chances anymore

Cause these baboons would be like "erm my message got deleted ☝️ 🤓 🤓 🤓"

And then proceed to send the exact same message but bypass the filter 🗿

[paper tangle]

People when they blame me that I muted them:

[paper tangle]

Im glad it doesn't anymore

[stray violet]

Mfw you get blamed for things despite being inactive for the past 7 hours:

[paper tangle]

RIGHT

like bro

im sleeping

[stray violet]

It be like "Last message: 14 hours ago"

And I'm like

[paper tangle]

and im like

[stray violet]

And the opp is like

[paper tangle]

I get pinged at 1 in the morning to help someone

when I'm in bed literally sleeping

[stray violet]

Nuh uh

[paper tangle]

[stray violet]

You gotta help them

Asap

[paper tangle]

I stayed up for an extra 20 to fix things

[stray violet]

Or else L helper

[paper tangle]

I will gladly take the L helper

I'd rather sleep

cuz I want to sleep

[stray violet]

You already have like 68328626 times

Approximately

[paper tangle]

nuh uh

[stray violet]

From people with <20 messages

Idk bro

You seem kinda stressed rn

[paper tangle]

Maybe a lil

[stray violet]

I think the randos are getting to you

[paper tangle]

probably from handling people that literally can't seem to

idk

[stray violet]

I'm starting to think this helper role isn't for you

[paper tangle]

read things properly

[stray violet]

[paper tangle]

Same here tbh

[stray violet]

I was jk

[paper tangle]

Like im being fr

[stray violet]

Don't leave

Just pull a sema

And pretty much never appear

[paper tangle]

I'm the only American here as a somewhat moderator

[stray violet]

[paper tangle]

you mean adren

[stray violet]

You mean English speaker

[paper tangle]

before he left the team

[paper tangle]

You mean Texan speaker

[stray violet]

Yes but when he appeared, he stayed and did his job properly

[paper tangle]

this Lonlet dude is all over my dms

lmao

[stray violet]

And didn't copy paste the same prompt for every message

[paper tangle]

fair point

[paper tangle]

yk

[stray violet]

Why's bro so mad

[paper tangle]

fair

[stray violet]

He seems pretty chill

[paper tangle]

idk man

wanna see the screenshots

[stray violet]

For once I don't hate someone here instantly

[stray violet]

Sure

[paper tangle]

Thats rare

that you don't hate someone that insant

[stoic badge]

Today my frind mr falcon here but he ban

Plis mods leveae him alone

[paper tangle]

whos him

[stoic badge]

Here

[paper tangle]

well he did try to scam people

so it was deserved for a ban

[stoic badge]

Haha maybe but he gibe me 200 golds

[olive bane]

Hi

[stray violet]

Hi purple man

(insane crossover event)

[olive bane]

Can I ask you a question about cc#2024?

[paper tangle]

is it about the things you sent me in my dms?

[neat ferry]

@paper tangle breeze full rework coming or just wallpapers?

[paper tangle]

I have no information regarding that

[tawdry ore]

Someone up to play?

[zealous pawn]

What region n rank?

[tawdry ore]

Romania and I go Silver on Allies

[blissful mauve]

wallpapers (if they keep with their words). it's sandstone the next rework

[boreal pike]

sandstone would never get a rework

[sonic bronze]

why sandstone need rework again?

like fr

[dark fable]

yo anybody know where i go to report somebody?

i seriously doubt the in-game report works

[paper tangle]

Use this link, and then bottom right to contact the Support Team.

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater.

[dark fable]

🙏 ty

[ancient vale]

if any map will get a rework, my bet is on Rust map

[tawdry ore]

Really nobody up to play?(I play pretty good)

[verbal imp]

[olive bane]

Would you like the game to have the option to tilt the character?

[verbal imp]

Wdym

[tawdry ore]

Fr it s nobody up to play😂

[boreal pike]

wdym tilt the character

[olive bane]

It's not a bad mechanic, if it were for that reason games like arena breakcout wouldn't have an audience

[boreal pike]

he isnt talking about any mechanic, he says no one is here to play with him

[tawdry ore]

Tnx😂

[olive bane]

Oh idk, I am using the translator

[tawdry ore]

But very good info tho

[boreal pike]

ah i see

[wind path]

At this ponit idk just need a map popular enough to not have standstone be the only que

[tawdry ore]

Understandable

[boreal pike]

anyone here know spanish?

[tawdry ore]

Spanish?

[boreal pike]

ye

[tawdry ore]

Neeeh,Romanian😂😂😂

[sour star]

you mean leaning?

like peeking with head only?

[boreal pike]

hell nah that would kill standoff

[sour star]

siege killer

[tawdry ore]

Ok now really?

Nobody up to play?

[boreal pike]

mj peek in standoff

[tawdry ore]

And ok English speaker?😂

[verbal imp]

The only "movement" thing they could do is make it more responsive

[blissful mauve]

It will , they have confirmed it

[blissful mauve]

Again?

[boreal pike]

?

[blissful mauve]

Check their website notes

Their plans

[boreal pike]

bet

[grim wave]

Plz give promo code bro

[wind path]

I just need them to make a map thats as popular as sandstone so we have more rank match diversity

[verbal imp]

Or or

Remove the map from the map pool

[blissful mauve]

Real....

You can clearly see a skill gap in the maps

[gilded flower]

the only good map

[dark fable]

my map tier list:

1. sandstone
2. dune
3. breeze
4. rust
5. zone 7
6. province
7. sakura

[verbal imp]

Meh

[gilded flower]

that’s definitely a list

[verbal imp]

Dune isn't a top 5 map

That map is a waste of resources

[dark fable]

its my personal preference

[verbal imp]

Money

And time

[dark fable]

i think some maps are easier to learn than others

[verbal imp]

I'd play rust over dune any day

[dark fable]

dune is pretty fast and has some nice nade spots

[verbal imp]

Zone 7 is actually a good map

[dark fable]

i like rust too but its too long range for me

[verbal imp]

Idky why others hate it 🤷‍♂️

[dark fable]

i still need to learn the spots

dune was pretty easy to learn

they done got me w the resetname

[verbal imp]

And honestly I'd be a good social experiment

[gilded flower]

dune shotgun spam map

[dark fable]

dune is pretty fast

[gilded flower]

idk why but i dont like sandstone but it’s the map i perform the best on

[wind path]

I love sakura just off of the factions and theme

[dark fable]

yeaaa

[gilded flower]

and rust is either i perform super well or i do super bad

and i like sakura and everyone else hates it

[verbal imp]

Simple to learn

[dark fable]

bro true

[verbal imp]

Also the visibility isn't garbage

[dark fable]

i think its bc everywhere is yellow and makes it easier to see ppl

where some other maps have a lot darker spots

[gilded flower]

i’d like sandstone to be made in the rust vibe i hate that yellow sandstone colorway

but the visibility is great yeah

[verbal imp]

Honestly I want rust to be brighter

Just such a dim map to play on

[dark fable]

sakura is my least fav bc i usually get caught rotating in mid w my balls hanging out

[gilded flower]

idk i see everything well on rust and it’s not an eye sore like sandstone

[verbal imp]

And mid could be better thought out in my opinion

[dark fable]

sandstone and dunes are blessings for me bc im visually impaired

[gilded flower]

true

[dark fable]

yea u cant go through mid wo a smoke

[verbal imp]

Could just be me really
Since I play on low brightness but I still think it needs to be brighter

[verbal imp]

And most of the time it doesn't land right

[gilded flower]

it’s way worse on mobile

[verbal imp]

Or they think they're stewie2k

[dark fable]

i usually js turn my phone's color contrast up

[verbal imp]

What a luxury

[verbal imp]

Especially on a phone

[tawdry ore]

Ok,but somebody up to play?

[gilded flower]

no

[verbal imp]

God I hate playing shooters on phones

[gilded flower]

get a mouse

[dark fable]

i dont have a pc

i play three finger claw and im ballin

[gilded flower]

pc shooters aren’t much better

i would play r6 if it wasn’t ruined by ubisoft with every update

[verbal imp]

XD

[dark fable]

i would play r6 if i had money

[gilded flower]

it has more cheaters than so2

[dark fable]

my ps plus subscription ran out and ive got zero motion

[verbal imp]

Play their new game @gilded flower

[gilded flower]

no

[verbal imp]

It's xd something

Try it

[gilded flower]

ubisoft will not receive any money from me

[gilded flower]

xdefiant?

[verbal imp]

It's literally free

Yes

[dark fable]

ive only ran into cheaters like 3 or 4 times in so2

[gilded flower]

i’d only try their game to take up server capacity then leave a neg review

[verbal imp]

They try it

Then*

[gilded flower]

r6 is one of the only games to have a cheater problem on consoles

[verbal imp]

Blud haven't seen warzone players then

[dark fable]

with xim? n stuff?

[gilded flower]

and they could do something about them but they don’t because they spend money

[dark fable]

or like actual walls?

[gilded flower]

yes

no recoil cheats

and mnk

[dark fable]

damnnn

[tawdry ore]

One good Mobile online game?(Like to find somebody to play)

[gilded flower]

they have official mouse and keyboard support and controllers have aim assist

unlike r6 where controllers don’t have aim assist

but there’s recoil cheats for controllers on warzone too

[dark fable]

ive tried mnk on warzone having zero experience w mnk and warzone

[verbal imp]

I know but like the cheater problem on cod is crazy

Speaking of a cheater

[gilded flower]

way less than r6

[verbal imp]

I've never seen a cheater so bad in my life

They got every hack you can possibly think of

And im sure they'll drop less kills than you would on ur first time playing the game

[dark fable]

i can kinda understand the appeal cheating has

me personally, has never cheated in an online game

[verbal imp]

Erm

[gilded flower]

unlike someone

[dark fable]

but winning is satisfying

[gilded flower]

i don’t think that’s the only appeal

[verbal imp]

I mean ig but why ruin other ppl fun
Just play against bots to know how it's like to "hack" on someone

[gilded flower]

i know some people who started cheating because they got banned for stupid reasons

[dark fable]

yea i think they also js wanna ruin ppl's day

but i already ruin ppl's day without cheating

[tidal loom]

.

[dark fable]

playing so2 with audio against ppl who cant hear is actually just walls

[verbal imp]

Nah not really

Also

Is it just me or the audio sucks in this game

[dark fable]

broo whatttt

we talking about the same game?

[verbal imp]

Yes

The audio in this game is eh

[gilded flower]

you can’t take away a key game feature just because someone’s handicap lmao

[gilded flower]

yes it does

might as well play deaf

[verbal imp]

And the materials on certain parts the maps makes the same noices

[gilded flower]

you hear an enemy just dont know from which direction

[dark fable]

i play without headphones

and i can hear really good

maybe thats why i think ppl are deaf

maybe its js my audio thats fine

[verbal imp]

For an example
The little hut on a site on sandstone

Actually

Do u wanna test it out @gilded flower?

[gilded flower]

not rn

i mean i could open the game

i just dont have headphones

but if you do then sure

[verbal imp]

Yeah

[gilded flower]

go in game

[boreal pike]

guys

can i play standoff in high graphics in the newest iphone special edition?

[gilded flower]

yes but it will get hot

[boreal pike]

because the first version of iphone se can handle high graphics but

i often get fps drops

would these drops be often in the 3rd one

[gilded flower]

it would be fine

the screen is 750p and has the chip of an iphone 13

[devout bobcat]

Playing without sound:

[past pond]

[boreal pike]

i mean im used to small phones anyway

its easier to flick

[boreal pike]

a huge disadvantage

[dark fable]

i play duels with no audio sometimes js to get my game sense and reaction time better

[devout bobcat]

I hate it when Apple forces your iPhone to run at the best performance and doesn’t take side effects too seriously (I mean you could turn on low battery mode but eh)

[dark fable]

brooo

my phone and ipad get too hot sometimes

and i wonder why they dont have like warnings for it

[boreal pike]

who the hell thinks about heat when there is performance 😎 (your battery gets tortured but anyway)

[dark fable]

theyve got a warning for when ur phone is too cold tho

[devout bobcat]

Just turn on low battery mode and enjoy your 30 fps gameplay🐔

[dark fable]

ive got an iphone 14

[boreal pike]

30 fps sucks

[dark fable]

and i was running max graphics js now

[boreal pike]

60 fps is very fairly playable

but 30 sucks

[dark fable]

my phone is still feeling the after effects

[verbal imp]

It's playable

[dark fable]

i cant draw and listen to music simultaneously on my ipad air 5th gen

[boreal pike]

yeah just said the exact same thing

[verbal imp]

At times it feels

[devout bobcat]

I have my own DIY device cooler

An AC that shoots dry cold air

[gilded flower]

battery saver doesnt even do anything

[dark fable]

its a placebo

like glasses and water

the shadow government wants us to think they work but they doesnt

[gilded flower]

paid off by deep state

[old quail]

life is good when ur bullying new players in public lobbies in osu

[verbal imp]

Osu

What's that

I'm getting cooked @paper tangle

[paper tangle]

How cooked

[verbal imp]

Very cooked

So basically I let my friend use my account to reorganize (not my so2 inventory)

On crk and man

He's about to burst a blood vessel

God

He's still going

[stark estuary]

bro my teammates bro

they dont wanna plant and must rushes

lost 6 ROUNDS DOING THAT

[rich crow]

hello

[stark estuary]

hi

[rich crow]

silver 2v2

wow

I'm just bronze in 2v2

[stark estuary]

oh hell nah low graphics is terrible

how do people play on low graphics

[rich crow]

Idk People cheat

Do you know Speedhack

[stark estuary]

nah

i dont cheat

[rich crow]

People cheat and win me a lot

[stark estuary]

cheating is just sad

[rich crow]

They didn't buy any weapon

8-0

I got 0

the team got 8

The game haven't started yet but it became 8 too fast

[ruby rose]

can someone send me link for unban?

i loaded on and got instantly banned

idek why

[stark estuary]

dude 🤣

the worst player on my team clutched the last round 9-9

[rich crow]

:smil

😃

[coarse nymph]

Does anyone know where I can read so2's lore besides on the yt official channel?

[shadow creek]

Map preview today...

[ancient vale]

yyeeee

eid mubarak to all muslims around the world

[marble jewel]

Eid Mubarak 🥰🥰

[devout bobcat]

What is eid 🦛

[lime moon]

Do you know what it’ll be revealed on and when today?

[lone sigil]

Hello i have a problem can you help me fix it?

[neat hedge]

Yo guys

Who wants to 1v1)

1v1?**

[shadow creek]

Eid Mubarak

[ancient vale]

i know where, but not when

in the standoff2 Live channel

[ancient vale]

today, but idk exactly when

[soft pagoda]

i spend 300 dlls on stand off i have the necromancer m14 stratrak

[brisk spindle]

anyone tryna play some mc bedrock?

[whole lotus]

Bro are you fr

[lime moon]

Okay thanks

[versed pivot]

@lime moon poor issue

i play nice

[lime moon]

Me too I even have a chill clan lmao.

[versed pivot]

What the matter with chill clan

I dont have clqns

[lime moon]

Wdym you don’t have clans

[boreal pike]

we kill a sheep or a goat or a cow

[versed pivot]

Im not in a clan

[neat hedge]

Yo guys

Who wants to 1v1?

[lime moon]

Mines open for anyone to join I’m already promoting it on the clan tab in this discord

[neat hedge]

Can I join??

[lime moon]

Literally just said anyone can join

[boreal pike]

i still dont know why clans are important

[neat hedge]

Ok, I'm joining

[boreal pike]

i dont know any usage of clans

[lime moon]

It’s another ranking system so you can play ranked with people you can actually communicate with that’s about all I see with them

[boreal pike]

seems like nothing much important

[lime moon]

Your not wrong lol

[brisk spindle]

anyone down for mc or nah

[neat hedge]

Yo, I joined

Btw I was champion in my old acc

[lime moon]

Welcome to the clan

[neat hedge]

Ty, I'm a champion player, if u don't believe, I can easily destroy u in 1v1

[lime moon]

I believe you

[verbal imp]

How does it even work

[boreal pike]

thats something a gold would say

[neat hedge]

Nice, but still wanna do 1v1?

[verbal imp]

You haven't explained that part yet

[neat hedge]

Bruhh, I can easily destroy u in 1v1

[boreal pike]

gold or silver players say that

[neat hedge]

Ur silver lol

[boreal pike]

yeah okay i bet

[neat hedge]

Give me ur id

[lime moon]

So clan games is the same as competitive. 5v5, 10games to determine rank.

[verbal imp]

Ugh 1v1s

I couldnt careless about a 1v1

[lime moon]

Hold up we can spectate it tho

[boreal pike]

he thinks he will prove that he is the god of standoff if he beats me

[verbal imp]

That isn't explaining that

[lime moon]

It’s literally the same as competitive mode just in ur clan

[neat hedge]

😐 I'm not, who said I'm, I just said I was champion rank in my old acc

[boreal pike]

yeah okay

[neat hedge]

@boreal pike u scared lol

[lime moon]

I wanna watch this 1v1

[boreal pike]

you behave just like a caveman

[lime moon]

Make sure you inv me I’ll be on

[neat hedge]

😐, bruhh, just admit ur scared

[boreal pike]

ooh i can easily destroy you ooooh you are scared oooh uga bugaaaa

[neat hedge]

Ok

[neat hedge]

Then come 1v1

My gameplay is better than ur 7 generations

[boreal pike]

one day you will understand what type of an annoying brat you are

i hope that day will come soon

[verbal imp]

Ihu

[neat hedge]

I'm not annoying, I didn't even talked to u, u said that I'm a silver player then I started

[verbal imp]

Most so2 players are annoying

[ancient vale]

u fr legend?

[neat hedge]

Ya, no one defeated me since 2019

[ancient vale]

send id

[boreal pike]

especially the ones that says I CAN DESTROY YOU EASILY YOU ARE SCARED LOL

[verbal imp]

But they're exceptions

[neat hedge]

Wait

[ancient vale]

lets give it a try

[lime moon]

True

[verbal imp]

I just ignore them honestly

[neat hedge]

205856296

Hop in the game rn

[lime moon]

Hey inv me I want to watch this go down

[verbal imp]

Couldnt imagine being an egoist on a dead game

[boreal pike]

well

[dense thistle]

Meow

[boreal pike]

i will buy a new phone in 3 months

[verbal imp]

I'll be a little nicer
Half baked game
Still taste like raw dough in the middle

[boreal pike]

wanna play in 3 months neev? @dense thistle

we were doing great with you

[verbal imp]

May probably get food poisoning

[dense thistle]

Ok ig

[boreal pike]

but the annoying part is

i will miss another event

once again

[dense thistle]

Sad

[verbal imp]

Blud is asking 3 months in advance 😭

[boreal pike]

i wont be able to play until i get a new phone

[verbal imp]

Fair enough

[boreal pike]

because the phone i used to play wasnt mine

and i lost my access to it

it was the generation 1 iphone se

when i get a new phone i will buy a generation 3 iphone special edition because im used to small screens

[verbal imp]

Can show you how much you "missed out" when the update eventually drops

[verbal imp]

Aw rip

[boreal pike]

wanna know something?

[verbal imp]

Hm?

[boreal pike]

im actually stupid

[lime moon]

At least ur honest

[boreal pike]

in the first season i was so bad at the game

i never played defuse mode or competitive because i knew i couldnt keep up with my enemies

im sad that i didnt play any competitive matches in season 1

i missed the cool charm it gave

[verbal imp]

It's normal

[boreal pike]

and i wasnt able to play season 2,3 and 4

in 5 i missed the charms again

but in 6 and 7 i got the charms

[verbal imp]

The first fps I played I was dog water
Then after hoping into c ops then when I started to improve as player

[boreal pike]

or lets say only 6 cause 7 didnt give charms yet

[verbal imp]

The lowest kd I had (from what I remember) was 0.50

[boreal pike]

mine was lover

lower*

[verbal imp]

And my goal was to reach 1 kdr

[boreal pike]

my lowest kd was like 0.74 in standoff

[verbal imp]

Real

[boreal pike]

idk how much is it now

@dense thistle can you check my current kd?

[verbal imp]

On all of the accounts I had I never been lower than 1.8

After I switch to standoff 2

[dense thistle]

In what comp allies normal what?

[boreal pike]

general

[verbal imp]

Would be a problem If you just quit cuz you didn't see any improvement (cuz you actually haven't put in the time to get better)
Sorry if it's all over the place

[dense thistle]

I haven't played much since I got good I think it's 1:37 something

[verbal imp]

It was pretty chill honestly

[boreal pike]

im good now

ask neev

[verbal imp]

I remember getting gold 1 back in season 1
Until they change the mmr system

[boreal pike]

i never got gold in my life

[verbal imp]

Then I got "boosted" to ranger cuz of that mmr change

[boreal pike]

the best i got was silver 4

[verbal imp]

Getting to gold isn't hard

But getting out of it is

[boreal pike]

it is

im hard stuck in silver

[verbal imp]

Allies or?

[boreal pike]

allies

its even worse in competitive

[verbal imp]

I totally understand

I've been playing that mid gamemode since the very start

Back in season 3

Haven't touched it at all in this season because how bad my experience was

There were times when I matched up with literally master players

And beating them (sometimes)

Then theres silver - gold players

For whatever reason they always play better than the high ranking players

Idk if there's a brain dif
Or they're completely brain dead

[dense thistle]

I ain't reading all that

What the sigma

[verbal imp]

Gotta love the mfs illegally streaming the 24 race

I love them unconditionally

[fast ferry]

NEW BP WHEN??

[dense thistle]

Never

Go to sleep

[agile jacinth]

@neat hedge 🤫🤫

[agile jacinth]

edit your message now to 2024

[trim locust]

How do i contact devs they're not responding to my gmail and dm, not even on helpdesk

It's been 12 days

[neat hedge]

Shut up

[neat hedge]

Ppl here r so annoying

[atomic socket]

They are children don't be too mean

[bronze lily]

HELLO

[neat hedge]

I know they r, they just won a 1v1 and I was son 300 ping and he was on 50

No comparison

[neat hedge]

Hi

[bronze lily]

Bro wanna play standoff

[atomic socket]

Also 1v1 doesn't determine skill

[atomic socket]

Hello

[bronze grove]

Hey!

[bronze grove]

Nobody knows. Please check our announcements regulary. #📣│announcements

[atomic socket]

Hey,do you perchance have any information about voice chat being added back because I saw some people talk about it.

[agile jacinth]

u are the annoying one here my friend, u claimed that u never lost a 1v1 match, you claimed that you would beat most of us here.

i just did my thing, and showed u that u are no one here, not a king not a professional eaither!

[atomic socket]

I love the enthusiasm!

[agile jacinth]

u just spawned here, you dont know anything, dont get involved

[atomic socket]

Hey there,no need to be aggressive I was just cheering you on.I mean you just defeated a guy on a mobile game,that's a big achievement, come on now!

[agile jacinth]

its not a big achievement, not even a win, i wouldn’t consider this a win, i would consider this a warmup, i just wanted to prove him wrong that’s it

he was too confident that he would beat everyone

i just proved him wrong

[atomic socket]

Well done! You showed him.

[agile jacinth]

😮‍💨🥱

[atomic socket]

Have a good day!

Hope you enjoy the winter/summer!

[shadow creek]

I cant stand Chinese class online

[neat hedge]

Hmm

[neat hedge]

Bruh 😂 my ping was touching the clouds

[atomic socket]

It must be difficult,I heard Mandarin is the hardest language to learn.

[shadow creek]

Compulsory course for me to pass

[atomic socket]

Oof,I wish you the best of luck!

[shadow creek]

Scored 97.5% in hsk1

[atomic socket]

Well done!

What is 2.5%

It's almost 0.

[shadow creek]

?

[atomic socket]

So you scored 100%

[shadow creek]

Nice motivation

[atomic socket]

Without motivation no human will want to work hard!

[fleet acorn]

Update out??!?

[agile jacinth]

thats why i changed the server so we both have pings, just to make the game fair for both of us

at the end of match my ping droped to 100

the whole time it was 150-200

stop crying and stop complaining so much, admit that you lost

aint nothing wrong with losing

[stark estuary]

oh hell naw

i lost my cop

comp

[fleet acorn]

Bro he such a looser if I was you I’d laugh at him so hard and humiliate him

[agile jacinth]

i humiliated him twice

he started callin himself king and said he never lost since 2019

he said he’s legend rank, but i don’t believe it even abit

[fleet acorn]

He started losing since 2019 the moment he started bragging but he’s been making excuses since 2019 as well 💀

[stark estuary]

who

ev1?

[fleet acorn]

Bruv leave this chat you’re such loser 💀

[agile jacinth]

fr bro, he was making soooo many excuses, like “stop camping” even tho i wasnt, “only i am pushing” “so much ping” “lag” etc

[fleet acorn]

Typical beta male speech 💀💀💀

[agile jacinth]

after i heard him complain about his ping, i went again to 1 v 1 him, but this time, both of us had high ping and lag, but still managed to beat him

[stark estuary]

oh dub

bro ive lost 7 comp matches now 😭

[fleet acorn]

I encounter these no brains sometimes feels good to know you show him his place

[agile jacinth]

not only beat him, but scored triple the amount of kills that he did on me

[fleet acorn]

Which is underground cuz he got rip damnnnn 🪦

[agile jacinth]

yea, imagine calling yourself KING and these kind of childish names

[fleet acorn]

Show ss on photos let him feel more humiliated

[agile jacinth]

i did

[fleet acorn]

@neat hedge show up dirt eater lmfaoo

[fleet acorn]

That guy hiding rn won’t appear with these pings

[agile jacinth]

nah he scared😂

indeed he is

[fleet acorn]

He trash talkin here lmfaooo #📸│photos

Bro so brave with his mouth

[agile jacinth]

martin is my 2nd acc

[fleet acorn]

I had to be here when he was so brave to laugh at his face now this scared hoe is hiding

[agile swallow]

there should be an option to turn off chat

it's 2024

[zealous pawn]

Bro a guy did a 1v4 just to forgot how to defuse

Costed us the game

[lilac niche]

lol

[patent glade]

Renda10

[lilac niche]

Gotta love 1v4 in comp

[stark estuary]

🤣

im getting really good teamates now

but

some are just

[next canopy]

Someone

Alies?

[neat hedge]

😐

@fleet acorn and @ancient vale @agile jacinth bro just shup up, u guys can't even kill me 1 time in AR 1v1. So just Shut Up

[stark estuary]

ay the deagle hunter skin is nice

[true steppe]

I'm new to investing in standoff I'm free to play and I have about 280 gold to invest with what should I do any advice would be much appreciated

[pine cedar]

yo I have a video of a cheater how can I make him banned

[stark estuary]

idk

[teal dome]

you can report cheaters here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[devout bobcat]

Sounds insane

[ancient vale]

🤡

[smoky marten]

bro it doesn’t,we kill animals in a way that wont hurt them.

[ancient vale]

not everyone, but whoever can, and we give the meat to friends, family members, and to poor people

[smoky marten]

it is not just straight up butchering or something

[ancient vale]

2-0 in 1 v 1, u really wanna make it 3-0?

[verbal imp]

Exactly

Even though i don't fw

I can agree on that

[languid sinew]

Standgyat 2

[hoary island]

Hi

[tawdry ore]

Some players up to play?

[bronze lily]

hello

[left nacelle]

you guys think , the summer event might come in 2 weeks?

[latent zephyr]

Hello

Anyone want to play Turk?

[lilac niche]

I don't play turk, only NL and FR
And i'll play later

[stark estuary]

oh youre french?

[lament grove]

Who is gonna shift to valorant mobile after launch

[neat hedge]

Literally I don't use awm, I only use AR

[lament grove]

Or operation apocalypse

Realeses

On 30 June

[left nacelle]

i will def give it a try fs

i aslo want to try r6 mobile, but it hasnt cocme to my region yet

[lilac niche]

I have other origins, but yeah, i'm also french

[lament grove]

I wanna try operation apocalypse and valorant mobile

[stark estuary]

valorant mobile seems cool

[lament grove]

Operation apocalypse is releasinh on 30 june

[stark estuary]

R6 mobile is also cool

[left nacelle]

oh what is the game about?

is it pvpve?

[stark estuary]

zombie?

nvm

[lament grove]

It's a copy of valorant mobile and riot also sued this game earlier but this game is now back again with a different name

[left nacelle]

oh

[stark estuary]

ah

is it fun tho

[lament grove]

This game was named hyperfront before getting sued

[lament grove]

Yeah, can I share links here, I can give you a gameplay

Video link

[stark estuary]

i dont think you can

[lament grove]

Here

[stark estuary]

oh thatt

[lament grove]

Tell me if you like it

[stark estuary]

it looks okay

is valorant mobile only for mobile players

or is it crossplatform

[lament grove]

Nah only mobile, the chances are reall low of cross play

Feature

[stark estuary]

ah

that sucks

[lament grove]

The valorant mobile is now approved in china

So it can be released globally soon

This game is taking soo long

[stark estuary]

aighttt

[lament grove]

Like 3 years

Everyone's hype is now dead

[stark estuary]

😭

[neat hedge]

Yo guys

[lament grove]

Yo

[neat hedge]

Where r u from????

[lament grove]

Well, are you interested I'm playing operation apocalypse

[lament grove]

India

[lament grove]

After it released

[stark estuary]

ehhh not really

[neat hedge]

Yo, I'm from U.S.A, I love india and Pakistan, these countries are the only counties which r best in Mobile gaming

[lament grove]

Yeah

[lilac niche]

I mean

Is it because people there can't afford pc or smth?

[brazen portal]

😂😂😂💀

[unreal sluice]

Yo

[brazen portal]

Yooo

[lavish turret]

get out of the fake president of india

[unreal sluice]

Lmaooo

[lilac niche]

Anyways, i'll go eat, be back later

[brazen portal]

lol

[unreal sluice]

We see all

[brazen portal]

Yessss

[brazen portal]

U fappin over Gary from SpongeBob square pants

👀

[unreal sluice]

No

[brazen portal]

Yes we see all remember

[neat ferry]

Alright man thanks

[stark estuary]

e

[hoary island]

🛌🏻

[stark estuary]

relatable

[lament grove]

Yeah, India is poor and I don't wanna live here to be honest

When I become older I will leave this country

[stark estuary]

understandable

the poor side of india is very poor, the rich are just

rich

[lament grove]

Yeah

This country is very cheap for foreigners

[frail mountain]

real

[unborn smelt]

Wsg gang

New maps lookin great

[shadow creek]

Mode of pool map ???

[unborn smelt]

Capture the flag

And tdm I think

[stark estuary]

bro

standoff 2

random queuing is actually terrible bro

[unborn smelt]

Why

[stark estuary]

the teammates you have to put up with bro

like bro they dont know how to play like this is crazy

[unborn smelt]

I don't mind I just carry them

[stark estuary]

i cant carry if theyre all stupid bro

[lavish turret]

📍silver ranked

[shadow creek]

@unborn smelt they can never understand that u put in #📸│photos

[unborn smelt]

Ik but I gotta point it out

[stark estuary]

bro 😭

not all silver players are bad bro

[shadow creek]

They put same gun w color change from year old update and boom new update

[shadow creek]

Bro said silvers r worse, time to leave silver

[unborn smelt]

FR

[shadow creek]

New mode also sounds like previous summer one lol

[unborn smelt]

They should focus on rust

Rust has not been updated at all

And Sandstone too

The only change they made in Rust and Sandstone was improve the lighting

[shadow creek]

They r not even changing textures

Bruh

[unborn smelt]

Also I'm very disappointed they removed zone 9 and replaced it with zone 7

[shadow creek]

Thats what they r good at

Replacing instead of fixing

[unborn smelt]

Zone 7 is too confusing and it's all too closed
I liked Zone 9 because it was open space and less closed

Also they ruined*province.

[lavish turret]

"like bro they dont know how to play like this is crazy"

[shadow creek]

Who ever played standoff knows what i am talking about

[unborn smelt]

Old province was SO MUCH more fun

Now there's a ugly fat box in mid

Site B is too close packed

I still remember when they introduced Rust and it looks like it hasn't been changed since then

[shadow creek]

They should bring old province in new season, with a story like zone

[unborn smelt]

And the province update was not as good as I thought it would be

[stark estuary]

bro 😭

using my words against me 😭

[unborn smelt]

I kinda agree they should but they shouldn't completely bring back the old one

[stark estuary]

hol on i never said they were alll bad

[shadow creek]

I meant w new texture and some upgrades

[unborn smelt]

Just put old stuff in the new province

And that's good

They should
Bring back the horsey
Bring back the ambulance
Bring back the shade in site A

And remove the ugly box in mid

[shadow creek]

Im going to give feedback to devs for province update

[lavish turret]

almost every message you sent in this chat was cursing silver🤒

[shadow creek]

And you should too

Bro that's CS pool map@unborn smelt

[unborn smelt]

Ik

I just posted it cuz it reminded me of it

[neat hedge]

Yo guys

[unborn smelt]

Are u a silver

[neat hedge]

Who wants to 1v1 just for practice and warm up

[shadow creek]

Respawn mode in this was awesome

[shadow creek]

Me

[neat hedge]

Id?

[unborn smelt]

Me too

[shadow creek]

Click my profile

[neat hedge]

Bruhh, just write it

[shadow creek]

181168761

[unborn smelt]

82341876

[shadow creek]

U r too old player

[stark estuary]

cursing silver is false 🙏

nope

[lavish turret]

give up playing with random and set up your line

[stark estuary]

my friends dont play this game cuzzo

[lavish turret]

make friends with someone here bruh

[stark estuary]

like who bro ☠️

[lavish turret]

have you ever met people in your entire life???

[stark estuary]

who do you take me for

Ofc

[manic sun]

Hi

[lavish turret]

so meet people here on the same way

[manic sun]

Uzi 😄

[ancient vale]

🤣🤡💀

[neat hedge]

Bruh, I can easily destroy u in AR 1v1

Just admit u cheated

[ancient vale]

huh?

bro u are 1KD

[neat hedge]

It's my cousin's account

[ancient vale]

u prolly the worst here

[neat hedge]

I told u 100 times

[ancient vale]

🤡😂🤣

[neat hedge]

Maybe, ur cuz ur scared to do a 1v1 😂

[ancient vale]

“iTs mY CouSins AcC”

🤡

[ancient vale]

2-0

triple more kills than u

[neat hedge]

U cheated

[ancient vale]

how

[neat hedge]

Idc, cuz u cheated

[neat hedge]

U camped

[ancient vale]

@fleet acorn

[ancient vale]

too many excuses

[neat hedge]

Idc, I know I'm just better, idc Abt u, if u know ur the Best then why ur scared to do a 1v1

[copper spindle]

how is camping cheating

[neat hedge]

Who asked u?

[ancient vale]

he’s mad that i destroyed his dreams

[copper spindle]

fr tho

[ancient vale]

he really thought he’s the best🤡

[neat hedge]

Bro it's an official Servwr that's why I'm controling my tounge

[lavish turret]

"im the best 🤓" — k/d 0.27

[neat hedge]

Tongue*

[ancient vale]

@neat hedge where did u get this confidence bro?

[neat hedge]

Who asked u?

[copper spindle]

ur mad af he did nothing

[neat hedge]

Bruhh, u know u cheated, btw I have confidence since 2019, ifykyk

[ancient vale]

istg bro he complained alot, i got his ahh 2 times

[copper spindle]

its his opinion

[ancient vale]

HAHAHAHAHAH

“i never lost a 1 v 1 since 2019”

u should edit this msg to 2024 now

[neat hedge]

I never a lost a fair 1v1 since 2019

[copper spindle]

he was playing with bots that is why he didn't lose

lmao

[ancient vale]

indeed he was

[lavish turret]

the best in the training center

[neat hedge]

Why ur scared to do a 1v1?😂

[ancient vale]

im not scared bro, today is a holy day for muslims, its Eid

i can’t play rn

[neat hedge]

U Muslim??

[ancient vale]

we can go tomorrow if u really wanna make it 3-0

[neat hedge]

Scared???

[ancient vale]

i told u my reason

[ancient vale]

yes why

[neat hedge]

Bro I'm too, but I don't think ur cuz u cheated alot and u don't admit

[ancient vale]

u dont admit that u lost ni🤣

🤡🤡🤡

[copper spindle]

nightmare