💬│english-chat

[bronze nacelle]

what rank are you now?

who

[round lichen]

What is that 5v5 dragn rise @jagged kite

[round lichen]

Him

[jagged kite]

Idk?

[bronze nacelle]

competitive rank charm

[round lichen]

yea but

Thats high rank one

[bronze nacelle]

yes it is

[round lichen]

Look at the color

Ye ayea

[jagged kite]

I had gold 2 the past season

Lol

[round lichen]

😭

[bronze nacelle]

might be either gold or phoenix

phoenix i think

what is your current rank

@jagged kite

[jagged kite]

Season 6 gold 1 season 7 gold 3

[bronze nacelle]

alr

[jagged kite]

I have gold 2 because i play with randoms

[bronze nacelle]

i gtg

cya

[jagged kite]

Bye

[round lichen]

Bye

[bronze nacelle]

i play with randoms too 💀

cya y'all have fun

[round lichen]

@jagged kite can you give me your so2 ID

[jagged kite]

47714588

[round lichen]

MASTER in s

S3

S2

[jagged kite]

Not bad yk

[round lichen]

And elite in s1

BRO

[round lichen]

THATS AWESOME

💀💀💀

[jagged kite]

I have gold 2 now so

[round lichen]

Well.....

[jagged kite]

I m to lazy to make master again

[round lichen]

Bro is too good

[jagged kite]

What country you from

[round lichen]

Serbia

[distant whale]

why no ping

[jagged kite]

Close to me

I m from Romania

Wanna play competitive?

[sour star]

no brain to remind

[round lichen]

Nah

[distant whale]

[rich crow]

yall feel the time to kill is slow

[quiet harness]

muti mwetre cheter

off cheter

back my pts

@valve

[shadow creek]

What is f2p?

[scenic crown]

Free to play

[tough pendant]

Yo @jagged kite im down to play

You playing on EU servers?

[astral lantern]

me2

[shadow creek]

@scenic crown You said hes f2p?
How come a person is free to play?

[scenic crown]

He didn't spend money on golds

@shadow creek

[shadow creek]

Oh Kay thnx

Then i am also f2p

[brazen copper]

what did they say the code was

can we still redeem it

[sour star]

just click the link in the post

[brazen copper]

ok thanks

[distant whale]

no cat memes

[sour star]

i hope im not risking a mute

[distant whale]

thats it

i'm calling the mods

for spamming emojis and stickers

[sour star]

but you spammed yourself!!!!

you really taking me down with you?

[grim yoke]

[distant whale]

[hybrid knot]

Dead sever or nah

[distant whale]

its dead

[hybrid knot]

Oppagangnamstyle 🤑

[distant whale]

leave now

[hybrid knot]

😱

[sour star]

[hybrid knot]

Now bend over

[distant whale]

[hybrid knot]

You too

🤑

[distant whale]

[hybrid knot]

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[naive anchor]

Hell yes this promo code savin me

im 1 level short n i bought pass so i thought i aint makin it

[hybrid knot]

Wat bromo code

[naive anchor]

The one in #📣│announcements

[sour star]

[hybrid knot]

😭😭😭

😡

[sour star]

[hybrid knot]

Ogay

[distant whale]

imagine

[hybrid knot]

Gn

I'm going to sleep

[sonic bronze]

Gn

[sour star]

[distant whale]

they added a new knife? @sour star

[sour star]

thats the sting from bp

[distant whale]

it looks better than stilleto

[sour star]

i like stiletto more but they messed up animation

so it does look a little bad

[distant whale]

the hand movement atleast looks clean

but it does need to be a bit faster

[abstract turtle]

I finally reached level 75 after grinding each mission everyday

Now it's time to get the gold pass

[distant whale]

why is the cat purple

[rich crow]

LEAN CATE

[distant whale]

but cats cant be lean

[rich crow]

im lean

[distant whale]

pluh

[gentle token]

Taking rn ?

?

U sellin?

Well ig it's against the game rules u should not sell

[abstract turtle]

What

[gentle token]

Gold pass?

[abstract turtle]

Getting it but I'm in a state of financial weakness so you know the drill

Gotta leave it

[gentle token]

Oof

[abstract turtle]

Atleast I got some good stickers from the OG pass

[fossil plank]

standoff server overload?

I always lose the internet, even though I have the internet

[abstract turtle]

Rate the desert eagle dragon glass on a scale to 1 to 10

For me it's 9

[deft ermine]

Its definitely one of the best looking ones

[abstract turtle]

We got a whole dragon glass collection but it's missing a rifle we got many dragon glass knives,gloves and and a desert eagle but no rifle

[brittle knoll]

⭕

[abstract turtle]

Underated opinion

[brittle knoll]

🐷
⭕

Abividiividibidivi that's all folks

[shadow creek]

👹

[gentle token]

I want to see akr frozen in game tho

[merry dune]

Hello

[dense thistle]

Meow

[merry dune]

Woof woof

[dense thistle]

Cool kitty

[blazing atlas]

im not buying anything from this game until they fix the servers

what

is the s word banned?

aint no way, i just saw a guy spamming the hard R in game chat, but you can't say "shi" here

kekw

🗣️🔥

[indigo gate]

Every other game in Russia there’s a hacker in the game, I’ve sent in video of them glitching through map and knifing people, invisible and killing from base and no one has been banned yet, some are from over a week ago and no ban. I played a hacker who was invisible and knifing my whole team and made them surrender, they got banned but results never cancelled. What’s going on lately? They don’t care about hackers anymore?!?!?

[sour star]

my friend just gave me 1kgold bc he quit the game

[rough salmon]

Podkręcie dropy pls

[stoic badge]

O my godd

I am lost 80 goldz tomorrow

Plis halp me

[sour star]

[stoic badge]

My daady not aloow me goldz

[inner pollen]

your age?

[stoic badge]

14

[valid atlas]

Hi

[stoic badge]

-1

[inner pollen]

💀

[inner pollen]

💀

[inner pollen]

what do you want in that age
just do divide and plus minus
why spend on game 👀

[stoic badge]

I am pley game

I am deleted but again

[stoic badge]

Yourr rich frinds

My frinds poor

[sour star]

first impressions

go into debt

and get rich friends

🗿

[rich barn]

Is there any other way to get knife skins?

I mean knifes?

[dense thistle]

Get a job

[inner pollen]

get a life

job in life*

[vocal quiver]

hello

i opened few hours ago a network server of so2

[sour star]

[vocal quiver]

we are looking for staff and community to get teams

look my about me

[languid sinew]

Yo

How tf do u join public lobbies

Where the button at

[rich crow]

Si.

[primal rain]

M249 ideology

[bronze grove]

[bronze grove]

Hello,

If you want to report a cheater in the game and learn how to do it, please click on the following link to get more information: How Can I Report a Cheater?

Additionally, you can visit our main site to get general information about the game or to request support: Standoff 2 Knowledge Base

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us. We're happy to help.

Let us know if you need anything else.

[languid sinew]

Broooooo

Someone pls tell me

[bronze grove]

About what?

[languid sinew]

Just look up a little

[bronze grove]

Try to reset your wi-fi

[languid sinew]

The public lobbies one

How do I join public lobbies

I swear there used to be a button or smth

[polar linden]

Can I play

[languid sinew]

?

[polar linden]

.

[languid sinew]

Gyat

Turan dipped🏃😭🙏

[polar linden]

Gyat

[languid sinew]

Gyat

[polar linden]

Turan dipped

[languid sinew]

Fr bro

[polar linden]

We'll play together

....

[languid sinew]

Kk add me

[polar linden]

Id

[languid sinew]

215584194

Is ma id

And also about the profile im playin on my cousins account😭🙏

[polar linden]

okay dude

[stoic badge]

Gyatt Gyatt

Skibidi

Skibidi Sigma

[polar linden]

and you play well

[stoic badge]

@polar linden my daady not aloow me goldz
@polar linden

[unique plover]

tuff

[polar linden]

Hi

@languid sinew

[languid sinew]

What

@polar linden

[polar linden]

Hi

Jo

[rugged trail]

Hi

[rich crow]

Hi guys

[azure phoenix]

I have m9 digital and plauge

And 3500 gold

Do i buy a purple knife

Or better yet another theame for t or ct

[rich crow]

Karmabit bro your rich if i was that rich i would buy karambit

I got only 17 lol

If you buy karambit send me photo

My phone is about to die Omg

Si.

[supple galleon]

Y’all ever wondered why it takes a lot after the battle pass will end,the items will come on the marketplace like 2-5 days later💀

[scenic crown]

2 weeks

[abstract turtle]

You are correct
If you had played the frosty chaos event the items came on the market after exactly two weeks

[scenic crown]

I am waiting for price drop

Any kind hearted person can help with gold hehe

[abstract turtle]

I can send 1G

You could get akr evolution

[scenic crown]

I already have akr carbon

Bought for 2 gold

[abstract turtle]

That's pretty surprising because I own akr nano with four stickers

[next ocean]

🐍

[rich crow]

Someone allies fast g1-g2

Fastt

[dense thistle]

Surver?

[rich crow]

Don t matter

Go dm

[dense thistle]

I'm g2

[rich crow]

Go dmm

Is there any group or servers where they use to run normal scrims or tournaments?

[verbal imp]

I dont

[supple galleon]

Didn’t*

[verbal imp]

Probably would crash the servers if they did

[verbal imp]

Huh?

[supple galleon]

I fixed ya message

[verbal imp]

No u didnt

[supple galleon]

Nah there’s days when they add it right the next day after it ended

[supple galleon]

💀

[verbal imp]

Now from rereading your sentence again it makes sense why you thought you "corrected" me

Just look how broken ur sentence is

[paper tangle]

i love grammar

[lament stream]

same.

[mental spindle]

H

Hİ

[verbal imp]

Never happened in the 6 years I've been playing this game

[paper tangle]

you mean to say, im experiencing weariness

[lament stream]

i want theeee.

the cat with the canno.

n.

[verbal imp]

Kendrick

What the Kendrick doin

[verbal imp]

Him right there

[lament stream]

lamar!!!

[supple galleon]

Kai Cenat if he was combined with ishowspeed💀

[lament stream]

brainrot.

[verbal imp]

This is the most gen z shi I've ever read in 2024

[lament stream]

true...

[upper ember]

Lmao

[supple galleon]

I guess

[void bronze]

DAMN

[ancient vale]

im tellin yall, yall should listen to “made in romania”

[verbal imp]

It make even more sense now

[paper tangle]

the type of guy to say "what the sigma"

[ancient vale]

its a banger

[paper tangle]

[lament stream]

on the Lord's name.

(ong).

[void bronze]

romania mentioned

[ancient vale]

im not romanian

tho

but the song a banger

[supple galleon]

Listen to Parazitii man

[noble dagger]

[ancient vale]

nikolai kolev

[void bronze]

hard

[lament stream]

🇭🇳

wait.

🇭🇺

there we go.

[void bronze]

hungry

[upper ember]

Listen to Biba-Muhamed

[void bronze]

are you redy

[upper ember]

For what

[noble dagger]

[paper tangle]

peter dripped out

[lament stream]

peter leakin.

reekin.

[paper tangle]

he's ready for the rematch against the chicken

[lament stream]

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Now personally

[lament stream]

sure!

why not.

[paper tangle]

unreal

[quasi hearth]

hi

[void bronze]

huh?

[supple galleon]

This chat’s so damn random

[verbal imp]

Your pfp

Yeah imma commit superslide

[supple galleon]

And also yours

[void bronze]

corpse

[rich crow]

Si.

[verbal imp]

It's better

Cope with it

[quasi hearth]

dm me

[supple galleon]

Alr whats wrong with my pfp bruh

[rich crow]

Nuh

Why

[verbal imp]

I dont gotta explain it gang

[void bronze]

please explain

i dont understand

[supple galleon]

Fr same

[lament stream]

cartoon profile picture smh smh.

[supple galleon]

Thats Anime bro

Its Douma

[lament stream]

same thing.

[verbal imp]

Yes

[void bronze]

anime is cartoon

[supple galleon]

Japanese cartoon

[void bronze]

my o key got a little too excited

[lament stream]

trueeeeee.

[supple galleon]

Spilling water on the screen turns on auto typing

[sour star]

gigachad

[supple galleon]

Alright so these are sliced carrots

Oh no… the meow cat’s back💀

[dense thistle]

A guy ask me to play and proceeds to use multiple phones and getting into the same match and when I'm doing bad on 400 ping and getting killed by a master player starts cursing me

[paper tangle]

real

[rich crow]

1/8

[lament stream]

skill issue just carry.

[rich crow]

2/9

[supple galleon]

Standoff community in a few words:

Bro its good that I muted voice chat

[rich crow]

Someone allies gold 1-2

Fast

[tacit kraken]

People abusing ping mechanics

[primal rain]

m249 ideology

m249 ideology

[supple galleon]

And also abt voice chat theres always that russian 9 yr old who curses you a lot just because you killed him

[dense thistle]

This game has so many flaws and has one of the worst community and anti cheat system

[tacit kraken]

I am more annoyed by people abusing ping, running around perfectly fine while you can't do anything to them

But whatever

[next ocean]

@primal rain @primal rain mewhen

🐍

[dense thistle]

Manager

[primal rain]

zuskeewhatsupbro

[next ocean]

imdoinggreatwhataboutyou

[verbal imp]

Pizza

[primal rain]

im be like

[next ocean]

Mozzarella

[languid sinew]

[lament stream]

is that a jojos reference.

[next ocean]

maybeee

[languid sinew]

[rich crow]

Someone allies g1-g2

Fast

I carry

[languid sinew]

Dam bro

Bro really said

Vs

[verbal imp]

Pfft

Allies

Not interested in the slightest

[lament stream]

you still got the game installed?

insane.

[verbal imp]

I would've deleted it

But I still need to buy my skins

So it's installed for now

[languid sinew]

Sell ur acc

[rich crow]

.

[languid sinew]

If ur logged in u can delete the game and ur account will save

[verbal imp]

When I die of old age

[verbal imp]

Duh no shi

[languid sinew]

Dam

[languid sinew]

Yea

[verbal imp]

I've deleted the game over 15 times

Don't u think I know already

[languid sinew]

Nah

[rich crow]

Bro someone allies fastt

[languid sinew]

[rich crow]

I need teammate

[verbal imp]

When allies gets better

[languid sinew]

Wdym

[verbal imp]

Allies is a waste of time

A joke

I've never been so miserable playing a game mode in my life

[dense thistle]

I like allies more than comp ngl

[verbal imp]

Other than competitive

[verbal imp]

That's you

But im not gonna waste my time playing a crappy game mode

[dense thistle]

Why do you hate it so much?

[verbal imp]

I thought you would know it's flaws already but I guess I was wrong

[dense thistle]

If you have a bad teammate the match is already done?

That's why?

[lament stream]

it really is garbage.

gladly i haven't lost once.

[pallid moon]

Who finished the Battle pass

[dense thistle]

Almost

[verbal imp]

It isnt any easier with a teammate
As much as I love my teammate it doesn't make the experience better

[dense thistle]

Then what is it?

[verbal imp]

I mean yes it is easier but the game mode just sucks that much

[pallid moon]

... Does anybody hear me?

[dense thistle]

Did you hear me?

[verbal imp]

Mfw I'm suck with a 100% win rate in competitive (havent touched competitive in a month)

[lament stream]

imagine playing so2 anyways.

[pallid moon]

Ohh I thinked that you talked to others

[verbal imp]

Pre season 6 me would couldnt relate

[dense thistle]

Then why do you hate it?

[pallid moon]

What are you talking about?

[verbal imp]

It's garbage.

[primal rain]

knox

[verbal imp]

A waste of time and energy.

[dense thistle]

That's you

[verbal imp]

That's me

[pallid moon]

☠️

[verbal imp]

I dont care to play a shi game mode like allies

[dense thistle]

Comp are to much time consuming for me

[verbal imp]

Ok

[dense thistle]

Bad game either way

[lament stream]

trueee...

[pallid moon]

@dense thistle I mean... Umm competitive is not kinda waste of time... If you know tactics and tricks... And the XP is stonks

[dense thistle]

Still 30 min

And boring 30 min

[verbal imp]

Who gives a dam about exp

[pallid moon]

Me... I'm grinding for veteran medals

[dense thistle]

Lol

[rich crow]

Someone allies g+-2

[dense thistle]

I have the good one

[rich crow]

G1-g2 I carry

[verbal imp]

Actually it's more of a hedrance more than anything

[rich crow]

Someone allies g1-g2 I carry

[verbal imp]

Ew
Shouldve done that 3 or 4 years ago

[dense thistle]

Gold one

[verbal imp]

The new medal is ahh

[dense thistle]

Fr

[rich crow]

Someone allies g1-g2 I carry

[pallid moon]

I know but... Whatever they are really big debris for me

[tough pendant]

If you carry hell yea, jk

[rich crow]

Id

Fast

[dense thistle]

Don't

[rich crow]

@tough pendant

[pallid moon]

So he means (someone can stay afk while he is fighting)

[rich crow]

Yes

@tough pendant

@tough pendant

Lil broo

[pallid moon]

Does anybody noticed that season 7 Ranked games began to be more harder even though they maded the MMR difference from 1000 to 600

[dense thistle]

@bronze grove

[rich crow]

U are starting so

[tough pendant]

Wazzzaaaaa

[rich crow]

Id

Fast

[tough pendant]

Whats wrong

[bronze grove]

[pallid moon]

WAZZZZZAAAA

[rich crow]

He got carry and now he s crying

[tough pendant]

Thats the spirit

[rich crow]

@tough pendant give id

[dense thistle]

And I would also like to make a report on a player using an another phone and getting into the same matches

[rich crow]

That s not bann

Izi

[pallid moon]

criminal offensive side eye

[rich crow]

Yes sir

[bronze grove]

He can get ban

[tough pendant]

Bro what is going on

[rich crow]

It s not hack

[bronze grove]

With check their matches history

[rich crow]

Give iddd

[pallid moon]

Idk bro

[bronze grove]

If he sell rounds

Its can be ban reason

[dense thistle]

That person was him

[rich crow]

How do u know that?😂

[bronze grove]

Hello,

If you want to report a cheater in the game and learn how to do it, please click on the following link to get more information: How Can I Report a Cheater?

Additionally, you can visit our main site to get general information about the game or to request support: Standoff 2 Knowledge Base

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us. We're happy to help.

Let us know if you need anything else.

[tough pendant]

This japanese guy trynna make me lose mmr or what?

[rich crow]

Go standoff 2 Google and raport

[dense thistle]

I will ty

[brittle knoll]

Nice pig

[pallid moon]

I don't know...

[rich crow]

I will carry lol

[tough pendant]

Gimme id

[rich crow]

Ur not losing

[tough pendant]

I'll add

[dense thistle]

Nahh he will just use another phone and try to get into the same match so you will be able to get rank

[pallid moon]

🥱

[dense thistle]

Go ahead if you want the risk of getting banned

[tough pendant]

Yo but thats good isn't?

[rich crow]

@tough pendant 215675296

[brittle knoll]

I am so cold you are so cold he/her is so cold

🦕 🦕 🦕

[tough pendant]

damn

[rich crow]

215675296

Go gm

[ocean pewter]

Why assumed the pronouns?

[brittle knoll]

We are so cold you are so cold they are so cold

[ocean pewter]

Your going to jail

[tough pendant]

But what if im lets say, not aware and just playing with him as a friend?

[ocean pewter]

🐡

[short lodge]

I'm a bad person

[dense thistle]

Copies

[brittle knoll]

🦙🦙🦙

[pallid moon]

The guy kinda sus

[dense thistle]

2 chickens

[ocean pewter]

llama mama so drama

[brittle knoll]

🐡🐡

[dense thistle]

Who's real

[brittle knoll]

Fin smooch

[rich crow]

@tough pendant bro add me fastt

[dense thistle]

Who fake

[tough pendant]

Alr

[brittle knoll]

We fake

You real

[dense thistle]

Meow

[rich crow]

I am real mellonty

[dense thistle]

I ain't chicken tho

[pallid moon]

The "japanese" guy is kinda sus

[brittle knoll]

So you fake theb

[dense thistle]

Which chicken real?

[brittle knoll]

Then

We not chickens either

[pallid moon]

His ID is made out of 9 characters

[brittle knoll]

This look like chicken to you?

🐔

[dense thistle]

You chicken

[brittle knoll]

👻

[dense thistle]

Yes

[dense thistle]

Ahhhhhhh

[brittle knoll]

🐔

His honest apologies

[ocean pewter]

🐡

[pallid moon]

Arghhh so much spacious in here... I may stay a while ~foxy the pirate

[brittle knoll]

Nice pigtails

My hair afro

[ocean pewter]

I can eat butter no issue

[brittle knoll]

Selelelelel

[brittle knoll]

Raw butter

[pallid moon]

Bread 👍

[brittle knoll]

No bread

🦕

[dense thistle]

🍞 @pallid moon 🍞

[ocean pewter]

You mean spread?

[dense thistle]

What are you

[brittle knoll]

Nope

You mean dread

[pallid moon]

Lets cut some bread with something sharp!

[dense thistle]

🍞@brittle knoll 🍞 what are you

[ocean pewter]

I mean Cread

My back hurts

🐫

[brittle knoll]

Pop it

📍
🦙

[ocean pewter]

🐪

[brittle knoll]

Popped

[ocean pewter]

Now feeling better

[dense thistle]

Man you guys don't get the meme 🥲

[ocean pewter]

🐂

[pallid moon]

We are in a farm now... How I can see

[brittle knoll]

Nice unhurting

[ocean pewter]

But now my ribcage hurts

🦞

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🐡

Nice visible ribcage

[dense thistle]

Meowing
Byee byee
🧏‍♂️🤫

[ocean pewter]

You mean cheowing?

[dense thistle]

Delete it you'll get banned

[brittle knoll]

𓆡 𓆡

[ocean pewter]

🐡🐡

[pallid moon]

phew

[dense thistle]

Close call

[dense thistle]

I have gotten that's why🤣

[pallid moon]

6 AM should be right around the corner ~ Markiplier

[bronze grove]

Who was that?

[pallid moon]

Ummm me

[ocean pewter]

💀

[pallid moon]

I'm sowy

[dense thistle]

Snitches get stitches

[pallid moon]

💀

this person is not alive anymore

[dense thistle]

🤐

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[ocean pewter]

Nice muting

[brittle knoll]

Bro snitched on himself

Axaxaxaxxax

[dense thistle]

Lmao

[dense thistle]

I thought you would have the power to se deleted messages

[brittle knoll]

Roblox is kinda boring

This opinion is not valid ^

[ocean pewter]

You mean blobbox

[bronze grove]

Yes but l didnt see who was that

[brittle knoll]

(because I am boring myself 🦕 )

[dense thistle]

Ohh

[bronze grove]

there are many players deletes messages

How can l know?

[dense thistle]

True

[ocean pewter]

[brittle knoll]

🕳

[dense thistle]

300k people still no one talks

[lament stream]

racism.

[brittle knoll]

What nice pigs

Nice crafting

[ocean pewter]

My pig is not pigging what i do

[brittle knoll]

Throw away

[dense thistle]

Big buffed men

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[ocean pewter]

Feed grains

[brittle knoll]

Get new one

[ocean pewter]

🐡

[brittle knoll]

Your pig has gone rancid

[dense thistle]

Didn't mean to reply mb

[dense thistle]

What a nice car

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Thanks

[ocean pewter]

Nice nitroing

[dense thistle]

Hog riderrrrrrrrr

[brittle knoll]

Thanks

Thanjs

:profound_chicken_ios_stare:

[dense thistle]

Meow

[brittle knoll]

@ocean pewter your pfp can simply be described by the existing emote :kk:

Twemoji = simple iphone emoji = overcomplicated

🦎🧠🦕

(iphone users will see them holding the brain I think)

[primal rain]

lemme hop on phone and check

[dense thistle]

<---- my honest reaction

[primal rain]

#1216722324598951946 message

[dense thistle]

It says unknown for me

Whatever you are doing

[patent holly]

wth happening in photo chat

[dense thistle]

Lol bro wrote a book

[short lodge]

Ikr

No one is reading that

[brittle knoll]

Too bad his english proficiency is not high enough to craft a comprehensive argument

🤝🐓

[short lodge]

He's a scammer btw

[short lodge]

You remember me?

[dense thistle]

What happened between you to

Wanna explain?

[ocean pewter]

He became rich by scamming

[short lodge]

The vid is up

[ocean pewter]

I think

🐡

[short lodge]

In photos

[brittle knoll]

Scratch?

🐓

[short lodge]

Nope

[brittle knoll]

Aw dang

[dense thistle]

But that's just you flexing your skins?

[brittle knoll]

Next time out of a million guesses shall be lucky!

[dense thistle]

Lol??

[short lodge]

Nope

I don't flex

[dense thistle]

You are in the video lmao

[short lodge]

Huh

[brittle knoll]

Nahhh

[short lodge]

You can read @dense thistle

[brittle knoll]

With the gyroscope bro looks like he's in vr

🐡

[dense thistle]

No I'm aut

[short lodge]

Max out

[short lodge]

._.

[brittle knoll]

🐔

Nice face

[short lodge]

I will just say it here

[brittle knoll]

(only non-iphone users will understand)

[short lodge]

I use a phone and tablet

I don't like apple

[brittle knoll]

Axaxaxax

For iphone users the emoji looks to the side

And looks like my pfp

🐔

[stray violet]

[short lodge]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

Yeee like that, What a nicepig

[stray violet]

Why is not straight

[short lodge]

Idk

[brittle knoll]

Nice jumpscare

[stray violet]

Why is he tilted and looking slightly up

[brittle knoll]

Because he's posing 🐡

[stray violet]

Not staring at camera

🐔

[brittle knoll]

Secretly he's

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

Like this

[stray violet]

I thiiiiink

He's mewing

[brittle knoll]

🎥

He's all toughened up

[stray violet]

He's nooooooot the tough guy

[brittle knoll]

And mewing alsoo I think

[stray violet]

I think he is NOT the bully from Disney movies

[brittle knoll]

[stray violet]

The school jock

[dense thistle]

Meow

[stray violet]

That plays football

[forest goblet]

I want the code for the game. Do you have it?

[dense thistle]

My old pfp

[brittle knoll]

He is because only iphone users see him

[dense thistle]

I didn't have the headphones tho

[short lodge]

@dense thistle you want the story rught

[ocean pewter]

Nice mewing

[short lodge]

Right

[brittle knoll]

He bullies iphone users

[ocean pewter]

My jaws hurts

[stray violet]

iPhone users see him sideways tho

[brittle knoll]

Thanks

[dense thistle]

Sure

[stray violet]

I'm talking about the front facing one

[dense thistle]

Cayos is always fun

[stray violet]

Your pfo

Pfpf

[brittle knoll]

He stares when you plan on switching to android

[ocean pewter]

You hate iphone for the emotes style?

[brittle knoll]

Like my pfp

[stray violet]

[short lodge]

In dm ?

[dense thistle]

What a nice car

[short lodge]

Or nah

[brittle knoll]

Bro easter is crazy

They sell M eggs that are actually smaller

🐔

[dense thistle]

Why don't you just post it on photos then everyone can see it and if he's a scammer he will get banned

[brittle knoll]

Because I guess they keep all the normal eggs for themselves and easter selling

[short lodge]

I did

Or I didn't

My bad I post it

[brittle knoll]

They have a range of 53-60g

[cedar raft]

iamgine

[brittle knoll]

So that they can do things like these

[dense thistle]

I mean the whole conversation

[brittle knoll]

53 for easter

[dense thistle]

That part is not enough for any judgement

[stray violet]

Is this standoff marketplace reference

[brittle knoll]

🐓

Grams

[dense thistle]

I know you

[brittle knoll]

(not pounds)

[stray violet]

[dense thistle]

Ayo

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕

[dense thistle]

What

[brittle knoll]

Nice pejorative reaction

[dense thistle]

"Neurone activated"

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[stray violet]

I now pronounce you hen and rooster

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 _ _

[stray violet]

You may now kiss the [REDACTED]

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕 🦕 _ _

:sauropods_clapping:

:they_first_stood_up_on_two_legs:

[stray violet]

If anyone has any objections, speak now or forever hold your peace

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[stray violet]

Those 2 sauropods are mad

[brittle knoll]

They have objections

[dense thistle]

Me

[stray violet]

(the rooster owes them money)

((7 dollars to be exact))

[dense thistle]

Eat each other already

[stray violet]

(((adjusted for inflation, that's 4 quadrillion usd)))

[brittle knoll]

Oh, no wonder!

🐧

🐧👉 it's time to pay up

Misterrr... Miss.... M which one

🤨❓

[stray violet]

The rooster makes his way towards the sauropods

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[stray violet]

Headshot

[brittle knoll]

Ayoo

[stray violet]

Now they must escape

[rich crow]

🐎

[brittle knoll]

Spelelelel

Nice galloping sauropod

[next ocean]

🐍

[brittle knoll]

The other one just spat out the elephant

So he can get more speed

[next ocean]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[next ocean]

real

[brittle knoll]

He now ate a dolphin so he can swim

[ocean pewter]

You had pork in easter

[brittle knoll]

(animation of a sauropod floating in water like a lightweight statue)

[brittle knoll]

((and he keeps the same pose of looking back while also floating forwards to the next land))

[cedar raft]

what happened to the ax boy

[primal rain]

iamgine

[cedar raft]

the guy who freed america

[brittle knoll]

(((then as he arrives on the land he starts walking instead of staying still)))

((((but still looking back)))) ( obviously he was being followed)

[stray violet]

Loch Ness monster

[primal rain]

nice pigment

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[dense thistle]

Meow

[primal rain]

he is tying to get that apple with loooong body

[tough pendant]

Woof

[brittle knoll]

Lelelelel

[tough pendant]

He is a scammer btw

[stray violet]

Erm acckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkshually ☝️

[dense thistle]

Who?

[brittle knoll]

🦭

[stray violet]

It's an orange

[rich crow]

Ezy pheonix 6.50 kd

[tough pendant]

He just started cursing at me cause I didn't give him log in

[rich crow]

Me?

[tough pendant]

The guy from photos

[dense thistle]

Ik lil bro

[primal rain]

please dont

[tough pendant]

Nah bro, some idiot trynna scam ppl saying he giving away knifes n shi

[rich crow]

Lol

[rich crow]

Can u give me 15 gold

Pls

I need

[stray violet]

Well teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeechnically it's acckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkshually ☝️

A tangerine

[tough pendant]

Why bruh

I only got 500

[rich crow]

To buy a arm

[rich crow]

:)))

[tough pendant]

You got a pattern skin?

[rich crow]

Pls?

[primal rain]

i beg you

[tough pendant]

Do you? Or like how else am I gonna give

[brittle knoll]

It even looks orange on my screen

[stray violet]

You mean you rizz me

[brittle knoll]

If anything it would've been close to a tomato

[tough pendant]

If you sell common or some skin for 15g it'll take forever to find it

[stray violet]

Not with that level 4 gyatt you don't

[primal rain]

?tag angrydg

you made me angry

[tough pendant]

Exactly

[primal rain]

nice wrong reply

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[stray violet]

You mean I made you skibidi

[dense thistle]

Why am I helping you he literally abused me

[brittle knoll]

Rage rizz

[dense thistle]

When I was doing bad

[primal rain]

real

[primal rain]

you mogged me

ohio rizzler

[dense thistle]

F that guy

[primal rain]

who me

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

:popodakdance2:

[stray violet]

Orange man is here

[dense thistle]

No

[stray violet]

Prepare to have your messages deleted

[brittle knoll]

Erm ☝️🐔

[primal rain]

tangerine

[brittle knoll]

_ _ 🐔

[tough pendant]

Are you a real orange?

[dense thistle]

I didn't mention anyone so it would no

[stray violet]

He's so cool because he's on invisible

He doesn't want anyone to know he's online

Because he's obviously so important

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[stray violet]

Definitely a force to be reckoned with

Or as the us government calls it

"special forces"

[brittle knoll]

Special ops

[dense thistle]

Boring

Eat someone already

[brittle knoll]

Nice semy v2

[primal rain]

his opps are looking for him

[dense thistle]

Don't give gold

[primal rain]

nice roast

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[primal rain]

🐡

@noble dagger

SyreX

[tough pendant]

?

[stray violet]

@m1sa

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[dense thistle]

Nothing bro do wherever you want

[brittle knoll]

@amin

[tough pendant]

Alr lol?

[dense thistle]

It's doesn't work here yk

[primal rain]

@sturdy portal

[sonic bronze]

@median dragon

[brittle knoll]

You mean @Amin

[primal rain]

@lusty sapphire

[stray violet]

Who's amin

[dense thistle]

Meow

[stray violet]

Also you mean @tikko

[brittle knoll]

He was purposely breaking rules but lowkey

Like making some remarks and deleting

🦕

[stray violet]

He's so cool and mysterious

[brittle knoll]

And then

He would

[stray violet]

Omg turan!!!!

Hiiiiii

[brittle knoll]

Nice pigs

[sonic bronze]

Turan is reading

[primal rain]

dont forget to take your pills on time

[sonic bronze]

Damnnm

[dense thistle]

Bombastic side eye

[bronze grove]

Peng back

[sonic bronze]

Ping

[bronze grove]

My opinion better

Peng

[dense thistle]

Criminal offensive side eye

[bronze grove]

Nc peng profile

Like it

[brittle knoll]

50 pills and counting

[stray violet]

Wait til turan finds out about pengu

[primal rain]

🦕 🦕 🐡

[next ocean]

John Fortnite Kennedy

[brittle knoll]

🧺 🐓

[stray violet]

He's gonna lose his marbles

[brittle knoll]

Eated

[dense thistle]

He already has

[primal rain]

zuskeewhatsupbro

[next ocean]

imdoinggreatwhataboutyou

[primal rain]

i be like

FOSAA

[next ocean]

nomorenitrl