💬│english-chat

[wet briar]

but they dont have the employees

and valve is its own company with its own app

while axlebolt needs to go to google play

which doesnt allow proper anticheats

due to privacy

valve can add a anticheat like valorant vanguard

they have to ability

but theyre not using it

axlebolt doesnt

[hexed igloo]

Axlebolt will after they hire me with 6 months vacation twice a year

[rich crow]

Why are u lickin axlebolts
A**

Point

[wet briar]

in so2 its allowed

cry abt it

elete the game

leave the server

[rich crow]

XD

[wet briar]

literally

[rich crow]

I'm not crying

[wet briar]

youre playing a game that u hate so much

ask the devs n mods

yeah well they stated before that emulators are allowed. you might get banned but you can get unbanned

hate more

[rich crow]

XD

[wet briar]

we could add sm like that

we do have sm like that aswell

but its discord

basically faceit

but without anticheat

ive got a 144ht one

i play cs2 aswell

exactly

[silk haven]

bro whaaat

valve? axelbolt?

comparing?

[hexed igloo]

buy me

im broke

[dense thistle]

Stealing in daylight

[lament stream]

i'm broke too, forget it.

📸

[hexed igloo]

smells like broke

[lament stream]

not me.

totally.

[rose hedge]

🤢🤢

💩

[lament stream]

[rose hedge]

8==3

[stoic badge]

Skibidi rizzz ohio

riZz

[analog bramble]

goon

[stoic badge]

Skibidi time

I am Ohio go

[analog bramble]

oil up lil bro

it can't be that hard to implement an anti cheat into so2

[stoic badge]

Not hardr than SKIBIDI

[analog bramble]

not harder than me

[wet briar]

💀

[frank magnet]

ahhaha so funny bro

[analog bramble]

wha chu kno bout edging

[cosmic garden]

44 shots in the k (in the k) (puhhi)

[cosmic garden]

real chief keef

[analog bramble]

300

[cosmic garden]

no album

[analog bramble]

no album

[wind grotto]

is it common to find out that half of a cheater's clan member are also cheating?

[analog bramble]

everyone's cheating fr

[wind grotto]

bro someone was planting bomb on site B sandstone allies

[analog bramble]

they got some weird cheats now

[wind grotto]

yea fr

[analog bramble]

they just troll more than anything

i had some guy ask me for 2 gold

to stop cheating

ion get that

[rich crow]

Anyone got clan i would want to join im decent 4 finger claw player

[wind grotto]

the worst part was that he was boosting someone

[analog bramble]

grinding ranks is no fun

like 10% of people in higher ranks are proper players

everyone else is either cheating or boosted

[wind grotto]

a stressful endeavour

[wet briar]

nah they old ash

[wind grotto]

also the matchmaking time suck

[wet briar]

id say 50%

its a 50/50

between legit and cheats

[analog bramble]

being so dead ah when I say i saw a dude make a dic in the sky using nades

[wet briar]

but u gotta split the 50 from legit into another 50

[analog bramble]

idk

[wind grotto]

i feel like their is a bit too massive of a gap between skill of gold and silver player

[analog bramble]

matchmakings js messed up

[analog bramble]

gold 2 and up are good players

anyone under is trash

[cosmic garden]

album no

drop

[analog bramble]

js for u lil bro

ill freestyle 1 rn

[cosmic garden]

wheh 🧛🏻

[wet briar]

ur NA?

[analog bramble]

no

tf

[wet briar]

eu?

[analog bramble]

yeah

[wet briar]

to find legit players q at like

9pm - 3am

but theres gonna be pcs

[analog bramble]

i can't find a single comp game

it takes like 30 mins to queue

[analog bramble]

it don't matter

[wet briar]

i always q from 14-16 then 21-3

[wind grotto]

fr no one plays on morning

[wet briar]

atleast legit

[analog bramble]

i q whenever im faded

cant get pissed off

[wet briar]

[analog bramble]

u ever see someone using such an ugly combo that u tryna figure out what's going on in they'r head

[wet briar]

i do

[unique bolt]

i have ugly combos bc i am broke and i cant afford cool combos

[analog bramble]

there are cool combos for cheap

yet people decide to spend 90% of theyr budget on a knife

then make an ugly ah load out

[sick flame]

What happens if you spend 100% on both knifes and gloves

[analog bramble]

then ur a retar low key

[sick flame]

I guess I am one

[analog bramble]

whats the point

[sick flame]

But at least I got perfectly matching combos

[analog bramble]

u play knife only?

[sick flame]

I collect skins

[analog bramble]

nah that don't count

[sick flame]

Wym

[analog bramble]

talking about proper playskins

[sick flame]

What does knife only even mean

Oh play skins

[analog bramble]

yeah

[sick flame]

I got them all

I got hella aks hella m4s hella combos I play whatever I want

[analog bramble]

ive sold everything

[sick flame]

HAHAHAHA

[analog bramble]

not touching my gold until i have enough for a full load out

i can't do it fr

i spend it all on cases

[sick flame]

What you're going for

[analog bramble]

ion know

[sick flame]

Red loadout or something

[analog bramble]

ill see after the operation

[sick flame]

You could try purple

[analog bramble]

expensive ash

there literally isn't a single color that u can make a full load out to

always missing sum skins

[sick flame]

There is

Gold/yellow

[analog bramble]

im js gonna experiment

try to find sum super unique

[sick flame]

You are not cooking my guy

[analog bramble]

i am fs

[sick flame]

Lemme see them results aight

[analog bramble]

guarantee ill get a hard ash combo

i got 1 in mind

[sick flame]

Well see about that

[analog bramble]

if u can get a full silver pattern

on the new sting

[sick flame]

On which glove

Phoenix?

Autumn?

[analog bramble]

nah

aint telling u

ts mine

[sick flame]

💀

Lil bro think I stole people's loadout

[analog bramble]

it might look trash

ion know yet

[sick flame]

You are not cooking with that buddy

[analog bramble]

in my head it goes hard

[sick flame]

Enough gatekeep them combos bro jus tell me

Which gloves is it

[analog bramble]

hol up

let me check

[sick flame]

Is it the new gloves

The white-blue one idk the name

[analog bramble]

no

[sick flame]

Damn enough gatekeep

I might help you if it's worth it or nah

[analog bramble]

Templar

w a full silver pattern sting

in game the gloves got hella silver

and i could also rock a low key red load out w them

[analog bramble]

ts gonna be hard tho i feel like

I've only seen 2 patterns so far

[sick flame]

But the red?

[analog bramble]

don't matter

[sick flame]

What about the new sting I haven't really seen it does it have any red accent?

[analog bramble]

which one

[sick flame]

Wym don't matter 💀

[sick flame]

Fully silver pattern

[analog bramble]

in game u see mostly silver

on the gloves

also i doubt that bit of color would throw it off

[analog bramble]

nah

it's like rusted

Orangeish

[sick flame]

I don't think it's worth it

[analog bramble]

ill see

im certain a full silver pattern would look mad

no other knifes like that

[sick flame]

How long will you take to make that happen

[analog bramble]

well

depends on how expensive it is

[sick flame]

I honestly haven't seen the knife on full silver so

[analog bramble]

ive seen 2 patterns

[sick flame]

Oh buddy trust me it will get crazy

[analog bramble]

i mean the knifes not all that

but it is new

[sick flame]

A little bit of skull on fang relic will cost more than usual

That's just a skull not a whole section of silvers or something

[sick flame]

I don't know maybe I'm not the one cooking but you sure is onto something

[analog bramble]

i doubt people are gonna be that into it

[amber niche]

I AM BEST

[analog bramble]

cuz like

the knifes still ugly aff

[sick flame]

Nah nah they will

[analog bramble]

damn

[sick flame]

Any slight rare patterns will cost more

I have been there

[analog bramble]

im not gonna overpay hella for sum like that

[sick flame]

Told you it's not worth it, yet.

[analog bramble]

but it is unique

[sick flame]

We don't know the market is so unpredictable sometimes

[analog bramble]

that's what i want

[sick flame]

Nah but I think if you really want to

Just go with autumn gloves

It's the bestest gloves in the game and also them silver will look good even with some oranges it'll fit

[torn compass]

does standoff have any monetary value? It’s just gold no?

[analog bramble]

i mean the gloves are whatever

i got multiple options

the knifes the hard part

[sick flame]

Lil bro you're asking for a combo

What is this scam

[analog bramble]

nah nah nah

not like that

i meant that i got multiple glove options

[sick flame]

Coins if you count that

[sonic bronze]

Real chief keef?

[analog bramble]

no

whys that word banned

queeef

[sick flame]

It's banned

[analog bramble]

yall can't even say my name fr

[sick flame]

Btw if you are looking for some cheap ones there are quite a few

Gloves onyx combined with the yellow golden stiletto I forgot the name

It's pretty cheap for the look

Mods find his address

[bronze grove]

@amber niche #🇹🇷│türkçe

[analog bramble]

i dont really need cheap

i need unique

if i see someone else using the same combo as me

i switch it up

[sick flame]

Hmm unique

[sick flame]

You might as well try green-purple color combo I guess

If it doesn't work it's not on me

[analog bramble]

seen that too

[worthy maple]

Hi

[analog bramble]

forgotten name

the gloves acid w the daggers

[sick flame]

Alright lil bro we get it you tryna be original

[analog bramble]

type shi

[sick flame]

No no I mean like

Fully purple gloves and fully green knife

[analog bramble]

good idea actually

[sick flame]

I am cooking

[analog bramble]

combining 2 dif colors

could make a whole load out around that easy

[sick flame]

If only we have fully white gloves 💔

[analog bramble]

or black

[sick flame]

There are no black

Yet

[analog bramble]

they need to add more basic skins

they always doing too much

[left zephyr]

tomorrow is what?

[analog bramble]

17th of April

[sick flame]

Tomorrow

[sick flame]

But they got bangers tho

[analog bramble]

low key

[sick flame]

Dragon glass gloves is such a huge w

[analog bramble]

the new awm is gas

[sick flame]

Been waiting to combo my dragon glass for years 💔

[analog bramble]

all of the gloves are

the stream

[proud kite]

Butterfly legacy with artificer gloves

[analog bramble]

those are my fav

[proud kite]

?

[analog bramble]

the colors go hard

[sick flame]

Which gloves

I forgot

[left zephyr]

ngl i kinda like the ump artificer from the BP

[analog bramble]

nah

[sick flame]

Nuh uh

[proud kite]

Chameleon collection

[sick flame]

Muddy something is not a good gloves

[analog bramble]

aint the gloves too orange

[sick flame]

Mud camo or something I forgot

[proud kite]

Ok thanks

[left zephyr]

what knife is orange bruh wth

[sick flame]

It's more orange than yellow

[sick flame]

The new sting knife

It's on the bp tho

[analog bramble]

a lot of knifes are orange wym

[left zephyr]

yea i forgot

[sick flame]

It's silver-orange I think

[analog bramble]

it not really or age

Orange

[sick flame]

Gloves living flame is bestest orange

[analog bramble]

brownish orange

[sick flame]

Still

[left zephyr]

fr its very cheap aswell

[sick flame]

Way too cheap for that gloves tho it's the first ever one 💔

[analog bramble]

gloves shatter and stilleto dark shiver w a good blue pattern

[proud kite]

Fossil gloves with butterfly legacy th
en?

[sick flame]

L

[analog bramble]

bro what

[proud kite]

Ok

[analog bramble]

these the type of combos i be talking about

[sick flame]

Gloves fossil with fang relic is w

[left zephyr]

its not the first one the first ones were from the revival collection

[proper gyro]

the ones that arent messy

[sick flame]

Living flame is from the same collection my guy

[analog bramble]

u think bro knows every pattern

[proper gyro]

well i dont

[analog bramble]

any way i can check out combos before buying them

[proud kite]

Which gloves are the best partner for butterfly legacy or firestorm?

[analog bramble]

legacy goes hard w onyx

[sick flame]

Autumn

[left zephyr]

yup its confirmed, i have ADHD

[analog bramble]

nice

thugs too orange

onyx is black and gold

[left zephyr]

7k gold for autumn

[gilded flower]

nah

[sick flame]

Onyx or Phoenix if you want

[analog bramble]

that's so lame

[sick flame]

Which one is better gloves onyx or phoenix

[gilded flower]

i know

[analog bramble]

u just blind buying shi

[gilded flower]

you can check vids on yt

[sick flame]

Damn people are really blind

[analog bramble]

im one of them gang

[sick flame]

How can you not tell if some skins is fitting together or not without buying first

[analog bramble]

its not just abt the colors matching bruh

[sick flame]

Yes but still

[analog bramble]

u can't know

[proud kite]

Champion gloves?

[sick flame]

No

[gilded flower]

you can’t even know how a knife feels in game

[sick flame]

It's too white, too much design for a gold knife

[analog bramble]

fr

so2 knifes are all so dif

compare a kukri to a flip

[sick flame]

Buddy there are youtubers doing showcases every time a knife dropped chill

[analog bramble]

so

[gilded flower]

??

[sick flame]

Flip knife tops your favorite knife btw

[analog bramble]

u gotta be the one playing w ut6

to feel it out

[sick flame]

Yes 😈

[gilded flower]

so what if someone else is showcasing a knife

you can’t feel it in game

it’s way different

[sick flame]

Wym feel it

I thought showcasing was meant to show the skin

Not feel it what are you 13

[gilded flower]

animations?

are you special

[analog bramble]

u gotta do it

[sick flame]

How is that on my problem

[analog bramble]

i can't play w kukris

[sick flame]

Bro did not know the definition of showcasing

[sick flame]

Kukri is ahh we know

[analog bramble]

pattern based skins

u can't find showcases of any of the combos i want

[sick flame]

But you can find one by searching manually on the market

[analog bramble]

and then what

[gilded flower]

🤯

[sick flame]

If you feel that's too much work then your a kid

[analog bramble]

how do i see it in game

[sick flame]

Bro what 💀

[analog bramble]

js buy it and hope it looks good?

[sick flame]

Wdym see it bro really wants skin server to be as a feature

[analog bramble]

ion got gold to waste

[sick flame]

I didn't say that

I'm saying you can find the pattern yourself before buying anything, if you FEEL it looks good then buy it, if not then don't

Yall so weird

[analog bramble]

that would be amazing

[balmy coral]

Hey guys

[proper gyro]

gotta love the tdm dirt server experience rented from africa with zimbabwe technology when they were neanderthals

[analog bramble]

imagine community servers in standoff

[balmy coral]

I'm new

[analog bramble]

that would change the game sm

[balmy coral]

But I play standoff 2 since 2018

[sick flame]

It's a thing but not really

You can make your own server but it's very restricted

[analog bramble]

naw

[gilded flower]

there’s a reason it’s a thing in cs2

[analog bramble]

im used to cs

[sick flame]

Wym naw

[analog bramble]

skins sm more complex there

[sick flame]

Yall acting like you have to bug every skin you see like bro 💀

[sick flame]

Definitely emulator

Alright we got emulator player speaking

[analog bramble]

what emulator

ion even got a pc lil bro

[sick flame]

How did you get used to cs

[analog bramble]

used to play it

[sick flame]

It doesn't make any sense

[sick flame]

HWAT

Im so done

Just buy whatever skins you like that's all I gotta say

[gilded flower]

nah

[sick flame]

What now

Buddy I am tired

[balmy coral]

Don't have enough currency...

[gilded flower]

go away then

[sick flame]

Who do you think you are

[gilded flower]

nobody holding u here

[sick flame]

Then don't force yourself

[gilded flower]

u so tuff

[sick flame]

I am the most impactful person on this planet

Btw lemme see your best combos @gilded flower

Let's see how sigma you really are

[bitter otter]

Bro chill

[sick flame]

I am so tired bro

These two just don't want to get off me

[bitter otter]

I wanna say "i feel" you but you hear this word sm u will get traumatizied

Heard*

[sick flame]

I am having ptsd because of that

[balmy coral]

Ik Ik...

[proper gyro]

this game

[sick flame]

Bro really want to feel that butterfly inspect animation

[proper gyro]

is actually getting on my nerves

[sick flame]

Calm down

[gilded flower]

i have an m9 dragon glass and retro wave + the other

uhh

i forgot the name

it’s purple and black

[bitter otter]

He can literally just see a showcase vid and fill the screen ez he can feel it lmao

[balmy coral]

I think bros literally a 9 yo old

[proper gyro]

he does

lmao

[sick flame]

That's what I'm saying this whole ahh time 😭

They suck away my energy so much bro I hate that

[gilded flower]

plague

[sick flame]

Retro wave doesn't belong to dragon glass

[bitter otter]

That's so funny

[balmy coral]

The skins doesn't really matter

[gilded flower]

i got it long time ago when they first introduced gloves

[sick flame]

Yes it does 😈

[balmy coral]

The only thing which matters is skills...

[bitter otter]

U literally bronze 2

[sick flame]

No I mean your best combos right noe

[sick flame]

Buddy you are bronze

[gilded flower]

i just use m9 dg and plague gloves

[sick flame]

Really

[gilded flower]

the only combo i have

[balmy coral]

I've just started bro.. and I don't even play allies or compatative that much

[gilded flower]

wdym really

[sick flame]

And you trying to tell shi about me

[bitter otter]

U said u play since 2018

[sick flame]

Putting m9 glass on any gloves doesn't make it better bro just stick with default gloves instead

[balmy coral]

Yeah but I had deleted that..

Just downloaded days ago again

[gilded flower]

whatever you say dad

[balmy coral]

If you don't thing then.. I can show you my past purchases

[bitter otter]

Cute baby

[sick flame]

Oh so only now you're giving up

[balmy coral]

Wait Guyz

[gilded flower]

giving up on what?

[bitter otter]

Bro gave up

[sick flame]

Your life

[bitter otter]

LMAO

[gilded flower]

true

[sick flame]

I swear they always does that whenever they're the only one left 😭

[proper gyro]

bro he owns it

let him do what ever he want

😭

[sick flame]

Well he's telling me what I should do why can't I do the same

When I did it it's wrong

Is this racist

[proper gyro]

typical

[gilded flower]

i didnt say anything about your skins because i frankly do not care

[proper gyro]

just be racist back

😎

🏎️

[bitter otter]

I lost many braincells because of this bruh

[gilded flower]

relatable

[sick flame]

Yet you care so much to shut me up because I am defending the game for not having counter strike features

[sick flame]

What's your personal bestest racing game

[proper gyro]

aw people realised dg glove suck

[sick flame]

Honestly for me I really like the burnout series

[proper gyro]

it dropped

:(

[balmy coral]

Guys

[gilded flower]

you said you’re tired so i told you to go (the logical answer)

[sick flame]

Wym

[balmy coral]

Why r u guys this much rude

[sick flame]

I am not talking to you about that

[proper gyro]

going classic with the nfs mw 05

[sick flame]

How is this rude 😭

[balmy coral]

Stop arguing with eachothers

[sick flame]

We got bronze player speaking

[proper gyro]

but idk i like assetto and forzha

[bitter otter]

Cutie patotie

[sick flame]

Hello, based department?

[balmy coral]

And wtf is youtube shorta rizz party... ? tf is this name

[sick flame]

Tiktok rizz party

[gilded flower]

lmao

[bitter otter]

Some lame meme

[sick flame]

You were definitely there

I saw you

[gilded flower]

i was the owner

[bitter otter]

Damn

[sick flame]

Bro the ceo

[bitter otter]

Invite me there

[gilded flower]

nah you’re too cool to join

[sick flame]

You are not turkish quandle dingle

[bitter otter]

Erm what the sigma 😩

[sick flame]

Not even turkish to begin with

[bitter otter]

Merhaba

[sick flame]

My bad I didn't know you were turkish 💪

(Idk what that means)

[bitter otter]

Im not

Bruh

Me neither

[sick flame]

What if you just said the nword in turkish

Man

[bitter otter]

Its zenci

Ig

I have the pass

[sick flame]

Proof 😈

[bitter otter]

Bad connection

[cosmic garden]

no album

[cosmic garden]

it mean is hello

[spice citrus]

Elo

[modest oriole]

yoo chat

i have question

[fathom matrix]

Alright go ahead

[modest oriole]

is there is rlly like skill based matchmaking is ranked

[fathom matrix]

rank based not skill based

[bitter otter]

So lame

[modest oriole]

damn i knew it

[bitter otter]

Go use A.I to make yourself an album

[modest oriole]

dont mind me asking another question

is there is any new promo code and if so how i can get to them ☹️

[deft ermine]

There isnt

And it would be in #📣│announcements

[junior tangle]

Has anyone got any promo codes

[deft ermine]

Shut up

[modest oriole]

i got one for that gravity one

[junior tangle]

ok

[modest oriole]

nah there is mate

[deft ermine]

No there isnt

[modest oriole]

nah u wanna keep them for urself i see i see hahaha

[junior tangle]

@deft ermine don't be toxic

[deft ermine]

Dont be a troll

[brittle knoll]

Woop

[modest oriole]

than why there is some YouTubers give promo codes

[brittle knoll]

🦕

🎩👌 🦕 _ _

Hat off to you sir

[modest oriole]

he was giving karambit promo codes

[deft ermine]

Fake or from a long time ago

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[deft ermine]

Karambits came out years ago

They wouldnt put a promo code for them if theyre out

[modest oriole]

the vid now have 22 in YouTube i watched last night

[brittle knoll]

Ppl when they are not given $1000 worth of skins promo codes when they ask

🐔 💢

[deft ermine]

Fr

[brittle knoll]

Translation for iphone users: ._. 💢

[modest oriole]

nah im just asking coz i finally found some people that speaks English

[brittle knoll]

Well my stomach hurts

I will eat some whey

🦕 _ _

[modest oriole]

painkiller maybe

[deft ermine]

Nah

[brittle knoll]

🐡

I haven't ate this is the second day

I guess I'll call quits on my prolonged fasting and go off with an intermittent

[modest oriole]

do chicken eat puffer fish?

[brittle knoll]

Because the cravings are taking over

I will eat 14 eggs and whey

[deft ermine]

Cannibal

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[modest oriole]

bro eating his family 💀

[void bronze]

united states of america

[brittle knoll]

Store eggs don't have meat so there's no cannibalism or chickens in them

As they're unfertilized

🧠🐔

[deft ermine]

🇺🇸

[modest oriole]

but u poop them

[brittle knoll]

Even chickens would benefit from eating them

[void bronze]

so vegans can eat egg

[brittle knoll]

Eggs literally contain all nutrients that can sustain a new life

Cuz that's how it works

New life/life in general

Like a-z except vitamin C i think

[brittle knoll]

Vegans are brainwashed

They may be unable mentally to eat eggs at least

🐓

[modest oriole]

if eggs don't get stolen from chicken early they can be chick

[sterile helm]

🦭

[brittle knoll]

They will come up with the excuse that chickens are harmed to get the eggs

To some capacity

[modest oriole]

u know like humans in theirs mom stomach

[brittle knoll]

Not how it works

[modest oriole]

it is

[brittle knoll]

Otherwise even women would drop a baby monthly

[modest oriole]

u probably never seen it

[brittle knoll]

Nice trolling

Or you have absolutely no understanding of biology and are delusional

But I will just assume you were misinformed

🎩👌🐓_ _

[modest oriole]

speaking of what i saw basically

i used to live in farm

[fathom matrix]

What's the context

[brittle knoll]

The eggs were fertilized

[modest oriole]

and i cracked many eggs with chick inside them

[brittle knoll]

That's how

[brittle knoll]

Misunderstanding of how chick from egg working

[torn compass]

Chick not gonna form if u refrigerate the egg 😆

[brittle knoll]

There are although times you will find fertilized eggs even from store

[modest oriole]

inside the yellow thingy there gonna be blue or green thingy that's the chick

[fathom matrix]

Obv

[brittle knoll]

Maaan

Chickens aren't insects

That's why roosters exist

🐔

[torn compass]

I’ll eat it regardless 🤤

[void bronze]

yes

eat chicken

[brittle knoll]

Spellelelelelel

[modest oriole]

i mean food is food right

[deft ermine]

Chimken yummay

[brittle knoll]

Btw

Guys

I'm not actually a chicken irl

[void bronze]

WHAT

[brittle knoll]

(very sad reality 😢)

((I know))

[void bronze]

worst day ever

[brittle knoll]

Jajajajajajaj

[deft ermine]

WHAT

[gilded flower]

the fake ahmed

[modest oriole]

well imma stay out (: for now

u won't be ready for my answer

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕

[gilded flower]

i’ll be waiting…

[modest oriole]

ikr

[modest oriole]

talking to the chicken guy

[gilded flower]

chicken guy

[brittle knoll]

🤨🐓

[modest oriole]

my answer gonna get me banned (:

[gilded flower]

what the hell

you a lil freaky

freakcord

[brittle knoll]

Bro is holding back his intelligence because of society

This is so sad

Press J

[modest oriole]

humour is broken asf

[brittle knoll]

Btw

Whey jars are literally like chip bags maaan

Half full what the poop

[modest oriole]

nah the way i thought about it

was so sus

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

Ngl I can't think of anything

🐇

Is it related to the c word?

(very offensive slur to us chickers)

Well my dms are open 🐓

[deft ermine]

Smh

[primal rain]

Nice hat of sauropod

🦕

Hop on erf

[brittle knoll]

Ok
erf 🐓

🐓
erf

[atomic socket]

👇🏻🤢

[rich crow]

you flipping

[heavy fern]

Hello chat

[analog bramble]

what yall think about balenciaga runners

[safe granite]

Has anyone tired the “teak” in bluestacks

Mine won’t let me shoot when I change the “tweak”

[untold fjord]

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[brittle knoll]

🐓

[haughty yarrow]

did you put that hat to your username just for this

this is the closest it gets

even the clown thing matches perfectly with pfp

[primal rain]

no

[haughty yarrow]

yat assa yala

[primal rain]

Ok

[haughty yarrow]

no

how you doin bro

[bitter otter]

Bro what u talking about

Damn

Protein

Why bruh

Protein is cool

Bro what u eat

Ultimate asian

Ur White

Fish has protein in it

[sick flame]

True

[bitter otter]

Huh

[haughty yarrow]

that's one of the best cheap protein you can get

[sick crater]

you are my sunshine by christina perri

[bitter otter]

Then make sum

5 dollars for a bag that could stay for days

[haughty yarrow]

my child will sing spotlayt munlayt by xxxtentacle

[barren sonnet]

yo i cant purchase anything on the standoff store website

why

[bitter otter]

Eat air

[haughty yarrow]

tf you eating to be bro

[bitter otter]

Free

[haughty yarrow]

are you going to wrestle sumo or what

[bitter otter]

Fym expensive

Free

[brittle knoll]

Yeee

What a kind cow

[haughty yarrow]

[brittle knoll]

🐓

🐇

[bitter otter]

Dude wha

[brittle knoll]

I think

But I think

[bitter otter]

Eat yourself then

[brittle knoll]

Ackshlly

☝️🐔

It becomes "Exrpensive"

[bitter otter]

Nerd

[haughty yarrow]

@rich crow change the mod with a G

[bitter otter]

Bro goddamn

[haughty yarrow]

take but away

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[haughty yarrow]

change the second mod with a Y

what does it say

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[haughty yarrow]

you forgot the a

[haughty yarrow]

.

[brittle knoll]

Hy

By

👋

10 eggs for 1 dollar

Actually nvm 80 cents

Medium

53-60g

[bitter otter]

Don't bulk

Ez

[brittle knoll]

Nice flex eh?

🐓

I don't need to "bulk"

Textbook bulking

[bitter otter]

The text ruined it

[haughty yarrow]

nah

bulking for life

[brittle knoll]

Bulking is not necessary

I am focusing on strength

I feel powerful

[haughty yarrow]

but it make you stronk

[brittle knoll]

And you are bald

[bitter otter]

No money no bulk

[brittle knoll]

🎩👌 🐓 _ _

10 eggs 80 cents tho

[bitter otter]

Is that swearing

[haughty yarrow]

not that expensive

[brittle knoll]

I had bought 4 cartons which is about

40 eggs 3 dollars 20 cents

Now scale that up by 10

32 dollars 400 eggs

:sp:_ _

[bitter otter]

Bro he can't afford 5 dollars

How

[brittle knoll]

55 times 400

[haughty yarrow]

he's capping and yapping

[untold fjord]

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[brittle knoll]

22 kilograms of

[bitter otter]

Bruh

[brittle knoll]

Protein

More or less

[bitter otter]

Im bulking for 4 years

[haughty yarrow]

for 32 dollars

[bitter otter]

Still 20kg

[untold fjord]

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[haughty yarrow]

that sounds crazy

[brittle knoll]

Yea

Well if you manage to catch every egg sale like that

[haughty yarrow]

you started skinny don't you

[untold fjord]

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[brittle knoll]

Because 10 M eggs are usually about 1.5 dollar

[bitter otter]

Nah lmao

[untold fjord]

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[brittle knoll]

Ok my math is wrong

Bad memory based conversion

It was actually 1 dollar for 10m

[haughty yarrow]

well then you're doing good

[brittle knoll]

50 dollars that's 500 eggs

[untold fjord]

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[bitter otter]

Can chickens do math

[haughty yarrow]

20 kg in 4 years means you put lot of muscle mass

[untold fjord]

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[brittle knoll]

Okay well

[untold fjord]

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[bitter otter]

My whole body is 20kg

[brittle knoll]

4 years is more than enough ngl

[haughty yarrow]

[brittle knoll]

You can put literally 20kg of muscle

Which is like 44 pounds (for americann)

[bitter otter]

So funny

[untold fjord]

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[haughty yarrow]

for weird people

[bitter otter]

There's none bruh

[untold fjord]

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[brittle knoll]

Hey hey

We have some well known americans in this chat

[bitter otter]

917117271lol8282bozo8271

[haughty yarrow]

[brittle knoll]

(including aza)

🐓

So be respectful, sir

Also I'm gonna say instead of 1 dollar 1 euro cuz it's the same I thiiiink

[haughty yarrow]

i meant the ones making a fuss about metric system and that type of things

[brittle knoll]

Yeaaa

[bitter otter]

Legend

[haughty yarrow]

they're close

by lots of aspects

[brittle knoll]

1 litre is 0.26 gallons
1 metre is 3'3.37" feet
1 kilogram is 2.2 pounds
1 kilometer is 0.62 miles

🎩👌🐡 _ _

[bitter otter]

Standoff 2 should give me 6k gold

Cuz i have cancer

Would make my day 🥺

[brittle knoll]

Just do water fasting

For a few weeks

[haughty yarrow]

they should give it to me

[brittle knoll]

For autophagy

[haughty yarrow]

since you have cancer

[brittle knoll]

And cancering curing

[haughty yarrow]

[brittle knoll]

It will at least put it into remission

[bitter otter]

I'll give you my account after i pass

[brittle knoll]

Keto may also work

Cells are forced to repair themselves and stop multiplying

[haughty yarrow]

ima pay a visit to get the account

[bitter otter]

Bro i don't want to get alright

I want gold

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🐡 🐡 🐡

Bro has his priorities straight

[rich crow]

impossible !

[bitter otter]

Technically u can

[rich crow]

that takes way too long

just do oxygen fasting

[brittle knoll]

I was on my 2nd day and broke it hours ago

[rich crow]

for a month

[brittle knoll]

So kinda true

[bitter otter]

9cents for 90days trail

[brittle knoll]

It's impossible unless someone is holding me down

[bitter otter]

Bruh

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

[rich crow]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

There's a therapy like that

Apparently

[haughty yarrow]

it's alright till second day

[untold fjord]

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[brittle knoll]

But not too extreme

[untold fjord]

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[brittle knoll]

And is supposed to increase number of

[bitter otter]

Oxygen is still too much

[rich crow]

Ok do limb fasting

[haughty yarrow]

you tried it

[rich crow]

remove all your limbs

now

[brittle knoll]

Actually I'm not gonna say it

[rich crow]

for a month

[bitter otter]

Nahhhh

[brittle knoll]

Because

It may not be entirely accurate information

[bitter otter]

Bro actually tried it 💀

[haughty yarrow]

[hybrid crypt]

It's my birthday

[rich crow]

happy birthday

[hybrid crypt]

Thank you

[bitter otter]

Sadly

[hybrid crypt]

[haughty yarrow]

@hybrid crypt it was a nice day when you were born

[brittle knoll]

1 year less until the inevitable

🦕 _ _

[haughty yarrow]

[bronze grove]

Hbd

[hybrid crypt]

Lol

[untold fjord]

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[brittle knoll]

🐡

[hybrid crypt]

👴

[bitter otter]

What 💀

[untold fjord]

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[rich crow]

1v1 wpm who has higher wpm wins

[brittle knoll]

Slowing down aging is underrated

[hybrid crypt]

Goodluck

[bitter otter]

Here a promocode for you

[brittle knoll]

Because aging happens through the whole body

(so organs too)

And if u can slow it down wouldn't that be absolutely fantastic?

🦕

[rich crow]

asian woman looking and sounding like 21 years old in their 40s

[bitter otter]

1822-lmao-929ZOW-l0s3r

[untold fjord]

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[haughty yarrow]

there's a mf out there reversing his aging

[brittle knoll]

I think in modern society that's a matter of plastic surgery

[bitter otter]

I could give you the ID but you will think its a promocode lmao

[haughty yarrow]

he turned 1 or 2 years younger in 2 years if im not wrong

[brittle knoll]

Yeee Bryan Johnson

[rich crow]

still some singers have some insane vocal range at that age

[brittle knoll]

I know him too well

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

(i mean not in a personal way)

[haughty yarrow]

[brittle knoll]

If u keep practicing you don't lose it

I mean the skill

[untold fjord]

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[brittle knoll]

And 40 years is nothing

[bitter otter]

At least older than you lmao

[rich crow]

yea my teacher is like 46 but looks 20

[brittle knoll]

There are people start losing their perfect pitch but like after 60 I think

[haughty yarrow]

it would be okay if you said 30 or something but

20 is too much

[brittle knoll]

If we're talking about women, well

Plastic surgery and cosmetics

😂 🤣 🤣 ☕

[bitter otter]

Coffee

[haughty yarrow]

they look uglier with all that surgeries when it's already too late

ngl

[gilded flower]

same

he looks 25

[brittle knoll]

"it's easy to achieve this physique for men (thor's actor) they can just lift something and put it back down, testosterone will take over"

☝️👩

[untold fjord]

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[dense thistle]

||boo 👻||

[haughty yarrow]

real

[bitter otter]

Dude why you so mad

[brittle knoll]

Source reddit

I'm gonna copy the original brb

[bitter otter]

Even if i lose what would happen

[dense thistle]

"A wild cat appears "

Meow

[bitter otter]

You won't have a promocode if i lose

[haughty yarrow]

man f you f this sh t you gonna clean my pants now

[bitter otter]

Meow

[untold fjord]

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[bitter otter]

Bruh

[dense thistle]

Dammm my bad

[untold fjord]

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[bitter otter]

Get him new clothes

[dense thistle]

America ya : D

[bitter otter]

Yea im bronze -3

[haughty yarrow]

they were all armani

i want new ones

[untold fjord]

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[haughty yarrow]

HOLA

[bitter otter]

Halo 😇

[bitter otter]

Give me ur id

[dense thistle]

I can give you meine i pee a little in them

Only a little

[bitter otter]

Ayo what

[haughty yarrow]

nuh uh

[dense thistle]

Omg he's so cute

[bitter otter]

U love cats

[dense thistle]

Yea

[bitter otter]

Cutie patotie

[dense thistle]

😳

[brittle knoll]

Maaaan

[untold fjord]

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[bitter otter]

Funny

[bitter otter]

Give me ur id dude

[brittle knoll]

#📸│photos

[haughty yarrow]

33 upvotes is crazy

[lean hamlet]

Hi

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[brittle knoll]

It's so easy for women to look like that, just put on some makeup and dress up attractively, men's primal instincts will take over 🤨

(parody)