💬│english-chat

[rich crow]

yo

does anyone with common sense want to play later?

fed up of playing on my own with bots

just @ me or add me

[humble fossil]

Hay i need promocode

[waxen peak]

Please give me promocode

[runic sparrow]

can i play stand off2 with google

[stray violet]

Shoutout to the devs for the new video

Gotta be my favorite video atm

(for the next 5 mins)

[verbal imp]

What new video

[ocean pewter]

🐇 📡

Signal received

[stray violet]

#📣│announcements

[clear jay]

I want report cheaters

[ocean pewter]

@clear jay check pinned massage

[rich crow]

There is a lot idk whats happening this season

The game is getting worse now man

[untold turret]

Missions are still broken

[clear jay]

Ok

[cursive oracle]

Real

But still they r trying their best , we should co-operate

[dull hemlock]

guys i am facing a problem

i am doing my mission but game is not counting dmage or play certain match

[dull hemlock]

agreed

[cursive oracle]

Is it not visible (progress)or not getting counted ?

[dull hemlock]

seems like progress

[clear jay]

Yes

[dull hemlock]

like i am doing it and there is a screen where bp go up but at home screen i dont get rewards and

[clear jay]

I Play 1 Match

[dull hemlock]

it been hours

[cursive oracle]

Restart the game asap , same happened with me too

[dull hemlock]

i have

[clear jay]

To get a champion

[cursive oracle]

It came , the progress

[clear jay]

I allies

[dull hemlock]

multiple times

[clear jay]

And i loose

Losse

[bronze hull]

🙂‍↕️

[cursive oracle]

Hi

I'm fine wbu

[fluid girder]

How much are the new battle pass stickers is gonna worth atleast anyone have an idea?

Atleast 700 right

Or more than

Or am I glazing

[cursive oracle]

Rare : 20 Max
Epics 20-30
Arcane : 200 maybe

[fluid girder]

Oh dang ok

Ye arcane is what I'm tryna say

[cursive oracle]

Not much , don't expect much high

[fluid girder]

Ah alright I thought it was gonna go for a lot

[cursive oracle]

There r many who will sell immediately so price may not rise much high

[fluid girder]

Since the Arcane stickers last seasons is worth to some of knives

[cursive oracle]

Maybe , after the hype of update is over , depends on demands

[fluid girder]

Yeah that's what Im thinking

[cursive oracle]

Arcane sticks might be profitable

[fluid girder]

My sister randomly got a arcane sticker

From bp

[cursive oracle]

Free bp ?

[fluid girder]

Yeah

Lmao

She doesn't even play

[cursive oracle]

Niceee she is lucky

[fluid girder]

And she be getting the luck

While I'm out here trying to get some good skins and atleast a knife

Istg bruh this game hates me

[pliant linden]

anyone selling akr tiger with craft

im buying

[warped plume]

any mod? i have a problem
i m doing my daily missions , and after completing them , when i go in main menu , they re resseted to 0 again
it s like , impossible to do em

[fluid girder]

Wym

Akr tiger isn't that worth 0.79 gold

[pliant linden]

do you have any akr skin with stickers

[cursive oracle]

Restart the game

[fluid girder]

Oh yeah I did have one but I sold it

And rn I have

[pliant linden]

with stickers

[fluid girder]

Oh with stickers

I have a akr rn that I recently bought

I forgot what's called

[pliant linden]

dm

[warped plume]

worked , thanks

[fluid girder]

I sold my necromancer ak with like 4 4 yrs sticker for 180

[cursive oracle]

👍 btw I am not a mod 🙂

[jolly belfry]

.

[warped plume]

ik

[cursive oracle]

Why so less , atleast 200 u should have

[ember urchin]

Is the team kill mission completed for you?

[acoustic estuary]

hello

[rich crow]

Do anyone have problem with 120 fps going to 60 fps for no reason at all?

no my friend also got that problem

i can use 120 on different game

[wooden trail]

Hello

I cant do my quest

Each time that I do it I give me the exp

But when I'm back in the lobby it isn't show as made

[blissful leaf]

Hi

[wooden trail]

So I can't do my daily quest

Do you know why ?

[blissful leaf]

Wtf is doing here

[cosmic garden]

briiithhh

[potent talon]

Same

[desert mango]

hi

[potent talon]

U can do the escalation mission but not the other missions

[naive anchor]

What is wrong with STANDOFF
Everytime i complete a mission it just RESTARTS
I HAVE completed a mission 4 TIMES already and its still not done!!!!

[wooden trail]

No it doesn't work neither 😭

[desert mango]

anyone coming for arms race ?

[potent talon]

It worked for me

[wooden trail]

You're lucky 🙂

[vast escarp]

it's a common bug that happened once already before

don't worry

they'll add extra daily mission you didn't complete

to compensate

[wooden trail]

Okay thks !

[ocean pewter]

My back hurts

🐫

[ancient berry]

@silk moth is offline ?

cant send dm

[novel bridge]

There is a issue

In the end of a game

When i get rewarded with some box

It won't appear in my inventory

So i need to restart the game

It has happened 2nd time

[stray violet]

Lmao hidden promocode in the new video

[barren sonnet]

I want to raport give link

[opaque iris]

Season 7 more like season of bugs..

[barren sonnet]

Season of hacker*

[opaque iris]

Hacker is in low leveled lobbies

[young garden]

bru i think i got shadow banned

[barren sonnet]

Link to raport

[rich crow]

I wanna report a player but I can't attach photo or video

Help pls

[young garden]

#📸│photos @rich crow

[rich crow]

What?

[stray violet]

He means on the website

Not here

[paper tangle]

@barren sonnet @rich crow use this website to report

https://help.standoff2.com/en

[jolly belfry]

wsp

@paper tangle

aza

what can you do as a helper?

[stray violet]

Have an orange name

And post links

That's it

[jolly belfry]

fr?

[stray violet]

Yeah

And he doesn't have a caps limit

[forest mist]

Any new codes chat?

[rich crow]

Thx

[rich crow]

Never, you don't get anything good from them anyways.

[forest mist]

Damn

Thnx for the help

[lament stream]

BROOO what.

[stray violet]

Fake, I got a chameleon case from the one in the new weapons balance video

[lament stream]

just bought a perfect black pearl stiletto for 900g.

dude didn't know what he was selling.

[rich crow]

Loser, I got karambit gold from it.

[stray violet]

😠

[novel bridge]

What video

[rich crow]

#📣│announcements

[dense bluff]

Yo

Can somebody dm me

[supple hawk]

No

[dense bluff]

I need an invite for a server giveaway

[supple hawk]

[pliant linden]

no

server giveaway like youre going to win

[dense bluff]

I hope that your children run on elbows

[supple hawk]

Ty

😍

[dense bluff]

Jkjk

[opaque iris]

Dude why did my daily quest not get completed

[dense bluff]

Pedo

[supple hawk]

Fr 😭

[pliant linden]

who you calling that

[opaque iris]

This is the 6th round I've played in team death match CMON axlebolt

[supple hawk]

Yall do missions?☠️☠️☠️

[pliant linden]

i will touch you if you call me that again

[dense bluff]

Dawg it's just an invite 💀🙏

[stray violet]

[opaque iris]

Gives me a reason to play this buggy game

[pliant linden]

i think it might be bugged rn have you tried restarting your game/phone ?

[dense bluff]

Anyone

[pliant linden]

skins

[opaque iris]

Yes

[pliant linden]

me

[dense bluff]

Brother

It's like 5 secs of your time

[opaque iris]

Does axlebolt not do any updates mid season?

[pliant linden]

i dmed you fatso check it

[stray violet]

Nah

[opaque iris]

I don't got time to waste playing 3 more matches till it finally completes

[pliant linden]

they usually do fixing small bugs

[opaque iris]

Also who decided to add Allies and probably competitive to DAILY quests?

[potent talon]

Even comp and allies dont record win

[potent talon]

I doubt they would add comp to daily

Allies was stupid

[stray violet]

Super idol 🏬🏣🏨🏫🏩

Idk I don't understand chinese

But that's what their alphabet looks like

[opaque iris]

Where the hell can i report bugs because there are too many

If they're reading this do they have play testers?

[stray violet]

Pinned messages

(they are not reading this)

[opaque iris]

Thanks

[stray violet]

And they do have play testers but that's before the season update

[pliant linden]

me

[stray violet]

They don't test missions

Just mechanics

"new" mechanics

[opaque iris]

Well officially they should

[stray violet]

They're too busy doing nothing

Like why did they reduce recoil on the m110 and m60

[pliant linden]

theyre busy making tiktok

have you seen their tt acc

[stray violet]

I don't have tiktok

[pliant linden]

now you will

[opaque iris]

Yes and it sucks

[pliant linden]

goated guns tbh

[stray violet]

Helllllll nahhhh

[pliant linden]

youre only gold chill out

[lament stream]

@stray violet maaaaaaannnn.

[opaque iris]

Gold last season ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[pliant linden]

still

[opaque iris]

Still what

[pliant linden]

youre stinky

[stray violet]

Still gold xdddddd

[opaque iris]

I said that their tiktok account kinda sucks

[pliant linden]

when did you said that

[stray violet]

Here

[opaque iris]

Here

[stray violet]

Here

[stray violet]

Here

[opaque iris]

#📸│photos

@pliant linden it's 50-46 I'm winning

[pliant linden]

nuh uh

[opaque iris]

I hope they give me the stupid task

[stray violet]

[opaque iris]

5 seconds

[pliant linden]

it fits you tbh

[opaque iris]

@pliant linden lkay damn you i lost by one kill lol

[pliant linden]

HAHAHA

[main rock]

Please tell the promo

From video

[pliant linden]

what video

[main rock]

New

Announcement

[strange seal]

who have ak necroman with 4 infernal mechanic?

[pliant linden]

new what

oh

[pliant linden]

me

you buying?

[strange seal]

i will buy on game for 210 golds

[pliant linden]

too low

[strange seal]

thats my maximum

[pliant linden]

then i wont sell

[main rock]

Bro wants 500g 💀

[strange seal]

how much u want?

rly

[pliant linden]

its atleast 325

[pliant linden]

idk i dont have it

[strange seal]

on market have at 250

[pliant linden]

sell some of your skins

for extra golds

you have to make sacrifice my guy

[strange seal]

i dont have intersted skins

[novel bridge]

How much can i get the Ak carbon with stats for ? Buying price

[pliant linden]

its like 100 something

i forgot

[novel bridge]

oh

[pliant linden]

unlucky for you

[strange seal]

im without donates

bye

[pliant linden]

bye

👋 ☹️

[main rock]

@stray violet

[novel bridge]

@main rock you got a clan?

@main rock bolna

[main rock]

No

[stray violet]

Mfw ping but no message

[main rock]

Promo bro

[jolly belfry]

wsp

[main rock]

I watched full video

Still no promo

[stray violet]

Ah yes

The classic "I want reward with no effort"

Go look for it

It's obviously hidden

[main rock]

Fake

[stray violet]

Cry then

[stray violet]

Idc

[lament stream]

did they change the sens?

it feels weird.

[whole lotus]

Why would they

[stray violet]

Arknights player tries Standoff 2 for the first time!!!! (TOO EASY???)

[golden quarry]

@ripe bronze

i want to talk with a admin rn

[stray violet]

He obviously has something very important to say

[golden quarry]

yes

10 cheaters in 10 matches in a row

i hate this

[stray violet]

He absolutely NEEDS to talk to an admin

This is very important

[lament stream]

for the first time in 5 days.

smh. smh.

[stray violet]

Istg this community is just creating karens

"erm I need to speak to a manager" 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓

Ahh community

[lament stream]

real.

[whole lotus]

Better than the gold beggars

[stray violet]

Like if there isn't tons of other games on the app store/Google Play store

[verbal imp]

U don't need to contact an admin about this issue

[lament stream]

@verbal imp

noooox!

hiiii!!!

[mint ridge]

I need to speak to a manager about my addiction to standoff 2.

[verbal imp]

Just go here

[stray violet]

Nah beggars are laughable because I can flex on them 100k gold worth of skins knowing they won't get a cent out of me

[verbal imp]

Henlooo

[lament stream]

just quit, it can't be that hard.

[lament stream]

maaaaaaaan.

[verbal imp]

Man

[lament stream]

nox.

[stray violet]

Cause what I'm bout to do to bob

[lament stream]

look at this blue stick i bought.

(i kinda regret it).

[verbal imp]

It's a w

[lament stream]

quit? no, now i need to save more money to buy the knife i REALLY want.

[lament stream]

thx g.

[verbal imp]

Insane

What do u wanna buy

[lament stream]

i wonder if i could profit.

jkommando reaper.

[verbal imp]

Insane

[lament stream]

same price basically.

[verbal imp]

I had one of those

[verbal imp]

So why didn't u buy it

[lament stream]

this is pretty much a perfect black pearl for 980g.

i think i could maybe profit off of it.

[verbal imp]

Granny emote rn

[lament stream]

you mean THE clip?

[verbal imp]

Understandable

[lament stream]

[verbal imp]

Yes

[stray violet]

[lament stream]

OH SH.

it's THE clip.

[verbal imp]

She is the vibe

bussing it down

[lament stream]

she busting some moves fr.

[brittle knoll]

Real

[lament stream]

if anyone will sell val oil sheen with stats lmk.

[verbal imp]

800 then ill sell it you

[brittle knoll]

Oil?

[lament stream]

😨😨

[brittle knoll]

Did u say oil??

[lament stream]

NO.

[brittle knoll]

😡😡 😡

[lament stream]

not that oil!!!

please spare me!!

[brittle knoll]

Oils are bad!

Oh

[verbal imp]

I love oil

[lament stream]

same.

[brittle knoll]

You flipping piigggggg!

You flipping PIGGSS

🐤

🐥

Prepare to explode

[lament stream]

📸

[brittle knoll]

You ever out in public and feel like going on a random server as usual and send a weird voice memo, also as usual?

[lament stream]

BROOO.

[brittle knoll]

Me neither

[lament stream]

awawaawawwaawwawwa.

@verbal imp

[brittle knoll]

😅

[verbal imp]

Back

[lament stream]

the other 989 patterns...

do you know how much they're going for?

5k.

five thousand.

[verbal imp]

Use it for a week

[stray violet]

[verbal imp]

And put it up for listing

[lament stream]

REAL.

MANNN..

i hope i can sell it soon once listed.

[rich crow]

Question: If I'm playing on my phone, is it possible that I get paired with people who play on PC?

If yes: 1, Do they get an advantage?
2, Is it allowed?

[verbal imp]

It wont

But ig

[lament stream]

real.

[verbal imp]

Yes
Not really

[stray violet]

I could've done this with my daggers and made 55k profit

[verbal imp]

It will but it's gonna take a while

[lament stream]

there's uhh.

5 listed.

[rich crow]

Does Axlebot do anything about PC client players?

[lament stream]

no what.

[stray violet]

No

[lament stream]

3?

[verbal imp]

No

[lament stream]

2 just sold.

that's weird.

[rich crow]

That's sad

[verbal imp]

Put it for 6

6500

Maybe 7000

[lament stream]

the lowest listed pattern issss...

5k.

maybe it would take too long.

if i set it like that.

[verbal imp]

It's depends on u yk

[lament stream]

hmmm... true.

[verbal imp]

If u want to maximize profits

U cpuld

But I mean

Ur already up 4k at least

[lament stream]

i'll just take your advise, i'll wait for some of the other patterns to be sold and then put in mine at around 7k.

[stray violet]

Keep in mind that knives are one of the only items in the market that usually have <1000 listings up at the same time. And knowing that pattern skins have 1000 variations, 5 up at the same time isn't really considered rare

[lament stream]

i know.

that's what i meant.

[stray violet]

Fake

[lament stream]

maaaaan.

well ig i'll save for another knife to use while this one listed.

[stray violet]

It'll go up over time

[brittle knoll]

Nice grandma llama

🦙

[stray violet]

Yo dada Lada

🚗

[lament stream]

:grannydance:

[verbal imp]

Okay

Imma login so2 and ONLY look at skins

[ocean pewter]

llama rama

[stray violet]

[lament stream]

based.

[ocean pewter]

🦙

[lament stream]

[stray violet]

We all know that's a lie

[lament stream]

a dude listed his 989 for 50k.

he think it gonna sell.

[stray violet]

Nah

Actually nvm

Yeah

He thinks it's rare or something

I have my 700g gloves up on the market for 3k

[lament stream]

bro what.

[stray violet]

[lament stream]

there's only 2 now.

f it.

[stray violet]

Only so they're not in my inventory

[lament stream]

i'm listing it rn for 4.

[verbal imp]

Dude

Can the market loke

Autumns

[stray violet]

[verbal imp]

In mot gonna pay 5k for ir gangy

[alpine turret]

Quick question: How to low throw?

[verbal imp]

I mean 6

[lament stream]

6k for autumns is kinda cheap.

[verbal imp]

Just tap

[lament stream]

wasn't it 9k a while ago?

[verbal imp]

When I can have it for less?

[stray violet]

Yeah like a month ago

[lament stream]

once the bp drops in the market.

[verbal imp]

I will be waiting

Impatiently

For the mean time

[lament stream]

real.

[verbal imp]

Play something else

[lament stream]

play Absolute Racism.

[verbal imp]

Was planning to actually

Got new challenges that are actually hard

[lament stream]

when the game is actually challenging and not a cash grab:

😨

[verbal imp]

Codm

The first 4 or 5 ranks are nothing

Just the last 2

[lament stream]

for real.

[alpine knoll]

Bug on point mission

We should log out from game and login again to grab coin and mission point.

[gentle token]

Which one ?

[split void]

@teal dome yo bro

[teal dome]

hi, you can report this issue here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[teal dome]

👋

[heavy warren]

@teal dome hey sema

[split void]

i send my clans msg in #🛡│clans and it didnt appeared

[heavy warren]

my account was banned from the server can you get it unbanned

[verbal imp]

Wanna join or

[lament stream]

yuh.

[heavy warren]

because of this impersonator @ocean pewter

[teal dome]

could you please check your direct messages?

[heavy warren]

thank you

ok done

[late crystal]

quests broken atm, already reported, anything i can do in the meantime?

[lament stream]

play the game normally?

or go take a walk?

🤨

[late crystal]

already did mate

[brittle knoll]

🦕

You mean ewalk

[lament stream]

idk then do smth else.

[brittle knoll]

@stray violet

[lament stream]

real.

[late crystal]

its evening, just got home from work 🤔

[lament stream]

maybe play smth else to relax.

👍

[heavy warren]

it still says that the link is invalid or expired

[polar ice]

How come I don’t get xp?

I get xp but it won’t count for my lvl

[teal dome]

I will send you a message about it as soon as possible.

[cunning ether]

no xp for u

[heavy warren]

thanks 🙏

[brittle knoll]

Shoooong

📯🐓

Man

[lament stream]

[brittle knoll]

It's crazy how many accs u can make with just 1 email

🐡

[somber shale]

I have a question if I put on a viewfinder that is not in the game can I be banned?

[lament stream]

is this real?

[mint ridge]

what is a viewfinder? a crosshair?

[brittle knoll]

I think

🐇

[lament stream]

a viewfinder is a finder that finds views.

[brittle knoll]

I haven tried yet tho

[somber shale]

this is the crosshair pro application

[cunning ether]

📯
🐓

[brittle knoll]

Nice more accurate depiction

[cunning ether]

🎶
📯
🐓

[brittle knoll]

Wait

What did u use for that space

🦕 🦕 🦕 _ _

[cunning ether]

for linearity

for it to be just below it

the mouth of the shoong

[lament stream]

@verbal imp niceeeee.

[brittle knoll]

Brotherrr what's thaaaat
Whats that brothaaa

[lament stream]

btw did you crank up the graphics?

it looks better.

[cunning ether]

📯
🐓

otherwise would have looked like this

[brittle knoll]

Oh dang it's just space

[cunning ether]

yes

[verbal imp]

Is ewalk here

[verbal imp]

Real?

[mint ridge]

@stray violet kitten.

[brittle knoll]

Nice scoopter helicoopter

[verbal imp]

I didnt do anything honestly

[lament stream]

yeah.

[cunning ether]

scoopter very fast

[brittle knoll]

🐔
🛵

[cunning ether]

🛵

[unreal sluice]

Adren’s old discord mod habits are kicking in😭

[primal dock]

Only hackers on this game

[brittle knoll]

Axaxaxax

[primal dock]

Solve the god damn problem

[lament stream]

is this real?

[unreal sluice]

Chat is this real?

[brittle knoll]

Blatant?

Rage?

(spinbot + through walls + flying etc)

[primal dock]

Trough walls

Look at the video

[lament stream]

holy shoot i just sneezed and smth in my head cracked.

[brittle knoll]

Spine

You're going to paralyze now

[lament stream]

yeah prob in the neck.

[lament stream]

WHAT.

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🦕

It can't be that serious

[brittle knoll]

Funnily enough cs has same problems

Really wonder how is there no detection for these yet

In cs valve gets some benefits from cheaters lowkey

But so2 pretty sure it's the opposite

[heavy warren]

this is my only alt, had to make to appeal unban

[brittle knoll]

I was just saying

[heavy warren]

don't assume anything

[brittle knoll]

I didn't

U r

[heavy warren]

you banned me without hearing me out

[brittle knoll]

🐓

🦕

When?

[heavy warren]

from the erfn server

[brittle knoll]

Nah

[brittle knoll]

Wasn't cuz of your billion alts

And u probably know this

[heavy warren]

as i said, i only have 1 alt i swear to God, which is this

[brittle knoll]

We decided to unban it from the other servers though

[heavy warren]

the other guy is just trying to get me banned which he did successfully

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[heavy warren]

not that i would join back, doesn't matter if you do

[brittle knoll]

Well u did

[heavy warren]

and about the things he said, i have no part in it

[next ocean]

what are you guys on

[brittle knoll]

Idk ask him

Don't get it either

[lament stream]

discord.

[brittle knoll]

I'm not on discord rn

[next ocean]

me when drama discord

[brittle knoll]

It's too fragile

I'm on a chair

[heavy warren]

the boar guy said that wadood is his only alt, idk who @ocean pewter is tho, reported him already hope he gets banned

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[lament stream]

real.

[rich crow]

How do i report i got team with cheat?

[next ocean]

check pins

i took the math exam today

im definitely failing

also took the german exam which is went better than i expected

[brittle knoll]

Funny roleplay

🐓

At this point I'm almost sure there's no penalty for having an alt here unless you're trying to evade a ban or using both at the same time

Especially when there's no evidence that the alt is your account

Everyone here could be an alt rn and no one knows cuz yea

[mint ridge]

are you postal dude? @next ocean

[heavy warren]

i have no purpose for using two alts at the same time, i have plenty much to do anyways other then discord which i only use once in a while

[brittle knoll]

I mean remember zhxrm

[brittle knoll]

Real

Your arms hurt now

🐔🪄

The alt discussion is months old for me, idk what you're justifying for

I had nothing to do with any bans today

[heavy warren]

what about him? just because i used hippo emoji doesn't make me him

[brittle knoll]

Let me guess, it was discord ban

[next ocean]

i am

[heavy warren]

beside I'm not even into cars

and simulators

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🐔

🦕 🦕

Bruhhhh !!! 🗿 🗿 🗿

[heavy warren]

I'm gonna delete this alt anyway after i get a reply from sema..

[mint ridge]

can you guys just stop it.

[brittle knoll]

I didn't even say anything lmao

[lament stream]

stop me!!

[brittle knoll]

U brought that one up

[heavy warren]

you're the one assuming things

[brittle knoll]

I only said "remember zhxrm" in case u remember zhxrm talking to alts

Lmao me?

Okay

🐓

[mint ridge]

[brittle knoll]

Btw eagle deleted 2 accs now if u remember him@adren._.

[brittle knoll]

Maybe 3

[mint ridge]

sure.

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

He came back then deleted again

What a nice pigg

[timber tartan]

Hi

[brittle knoll]

Hi, have you eaten eggs today?

Eggs good very nutritious

[cunning ether]

🐔
🩳

[lament stream]

@verbal imp btw do you have a fang knife?

[verbal imp]

Had

[rich crow]

Rank someone good ?

[lament stream]

damn it.

[brittle knoll]

🐔
🦷

[next ocean]

2 eggs per day 🗣️🔥

[verbal imp]

I need to buy it back

[brittle knoll]

7

[lament stream]

i was gonna ask you if you could show me the inspect.

[next ocean]

damn

[lament stream]

'cus of the sounds they added.

[brittle knoll]

I ate 7 eggs and a half in a few days

[next ocean]

boiled or fried?

[brittle knoll]

I mean 7 eggs 2 times and 4

[cunning ether]

RAW

[brittle knoll]

Which is uhhhh

18 eggs

In a few days

[brittle knoll]

Boiled

[cunning ether]

RAw

[next ocean]

🔥🗣️

[next ocean]

i guess he loves raw eggs

[cunning ether]

🍳
🔥

[brittle knoll]

I am thinking to continue the habit

[rich crow]

If I wanna report players who use hack , can I report them here ?

[brittle knoll]

I just need to buy more eggs first

I also ate a lot of meat

[rich crow]

Have to record screen and upload them here ?

[brittle knoll]

Never felt bloated once (or had gas)

🦕 🦕

Unlike eating grain 🤢

[paper tangle]

Just go to this website to report cheaters.

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-can-i-report-a-cheater

[rich crow]

Thank you

[brittle knoll]

Body doesn't even need fiber

Nice scam

[ocean pewter]

Nice shoonging

🐡

[brittle knoll]

Thanks

Nice blowing

🥘🐡

Food too hot

[ocean pewter]

Your so cold

18 eggs very cool

[brittle knoll]

My so cold

❄🦕

[ocean pewter]

Nice cannabalsim

[brittle knoll]

Cooled down

[ocean pewter]

Ur chicken but eating egg

[brittle knoll]

Optimal boiling time for eggs is 10 minutes

[ocean pewter]

Kill all worms yeah

🪱

But eat Raw for extra protien

[brittle knoll]

You pig

[lament stream]

where can i report a cheater???

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

Who is moderator in this server?

🐓

[ocean pewter]

eNcore

🐔

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[lament stream]

Eugene.

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[lament stream]

(get it, he's not).

(he's a dev).

(it's funny).

(please laugh).

[brittle knoll]

I already did

Look

🐡

[lament stream]

().

[ocean pewter]

Nice laughing

📯🦣

[brittle knoll]

Here's laugh but rude

🐓

[ocean pewter]

🏐

🦭

[paper tangle]

That’s it

[ocean pewter]

The ball is too big for the seal

[paper tangle]

I’m gonna pin you down and feed you a taco

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕 _ _

[lament stream]

not the tacoooo...

[paper tangle]

taco saves all

[lament stream]

aza.

aza.

guess what.

[brittle knoll]

Write ball then open emoji tab to ready up for the seal then send then write and send seal

🏐_ _

🦭

Ez

[ocean pewter]

Nice

Now the ball is fitted

Previously his head was hurting

🐇📡

Signal received

[brittle knoll]

I sent you a signal for liver explodating

Hacked

[ocean pewter]

My liver hurts

[brittle knoll]

🛰🐓

Axaxaxaxa

[ocean pewter]

Btw i tried to find the emotes

But couldn't

[brittle knoll]

Skill issue

Get gud

🦛

🦘🤺

[ocean pewter]

🧑‍🚀

[paper tangle]

what

[lament stream]

maaaaan.

[stray violet]

I think you mean

[lament stream]

uhhh...

forget it!!!

[ocean pewter]

🦛

[paper tangle]

nuh uh

tell me

[stray violet]

🥜 🍶 🍡 🍿 🐓

[ocean pewter]

Why hippo grey

Hippo is black

[mint ridge]

🦛

[lament stream]

no!!!

[ocean pewter]

Looks like rhino

🦏

[paper tangle]

tell me in the dms

[lament stream]

it's nothing important.

[paper tangle]

[lament stream]

maaaan.

ok let me do smth.

[ocean pewter]

Too much carbs and sugar

🦕🍤

[mint ridge]

🍶

[stray violet]

More like too much mama llama

🦙

[ocean pewter]

🦙

Yo mama so fold

[burnt harbor]

There seems to be something wrong with my game and I seek urgent help!!
I have a mission where I have to complete 3 Team Deathmatch matches, I completed one and the counter went up by 1, all good until here, then I get into and complete the next few games and the counter doesn't go up anymore so I decide to restart my game and press on "Execute" from the missions hud and I complete another game , this time, the counter went up by another and I have completed 2 matches so I get and complete next game and the counter doesn't go up again but it actually resets back to 1.... What do I do??

[stray violet]

He seeks urgent help!!!!

Not gonna read allat

[burnt harbor]

Ye, I do, please help

[stray violet]

But from the first few words

[burnt harbor]

Js read you lazy bastard

[stray violet]

I can assure you

[outer valley]

[stray violet]

Everyone has that same bug

[burnt harbor]

So they gonna fix it or not?

[stray violet]

It'll get fixed soon (eventually)

Probably

Maybe

[burnt harbor]

Will they extend the battle pass?

[shrewd prairie]

yo

[outer valley]

[shrewd prairie]

dms

[stray violet]

No, but the battle pass give you enough stars in the missions to to go 3-5 levels above max

So you're good if you miss a couple missions

[lament stream]

the battle pass?

there's no battle pass in Standoff 2.

[shrewd prairie]

who can help me in a 3v3 fr

i need 1

[lament stream]

rank?

[brittle knoll]

And Oyasumi

[shrewd prairie]

3v3 private

[brittle knoll]

🛏🐓

[lament stream]

maaaaan.

what's your rank?

[ocean pewter]

🍡

[shrewd prairie]

can u

im unrank

but private 3v3

[lament stream]

damn it.

[brittle knoll]

Dango deez

[shrewd prairie]

i need someone

private 3v3

[brittle knoll]

🍡🐓

En guarde! (🤺)

[shrewd prairie]

can u plz

[lament stream]

you were supposed to say "bronze" and i'd say "too high, sorry".

[brittle knoll]

Wow thanks for idea @devout bobcat (real)

🍡🐓

[stray violet]

Shoonga goonga

[brittle knoll]

But with shrimp arms

And 🤺

With dango

[ocean pewter]

🦐 💨

Shrimp running

[brittle knoll]

He's running sneakily

On his tail

[stray violet]

He's facing the other way

[brittle knoll]

Moving the split tip like feet

🦕

[brittle knoll]

Why

[stray violet]

Idk

[rich crow]

yo

i need someone for comp

im unranked

[brittle knoll]

Nice spigging

[rich crow]

but i aint doin russian servers again

str8 sweats dtf

stg

[stray violet]

what server then

[rich crow]

idk

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

any but russian

[lament stream]

racism.

mods!! mods! crush his skull!!!

[rich crow]

nah they js too good for me

[stray violet]

Nah I'm at the hospital rn

[rich crow]

hop on

73105677 is my id

add er up

[stray violet]

Nice 8 digit id

Respect earned

[mint ridge]

I got you but do not expect me to go god mode or something.

[rich crow]

lmfao

[lament stream]

damn!!

[stray violet]

He's gonna go goblin mode

[lament stream]

adren plays so2?

[rich crow]

im unranked!!!

hop in my party

[ocean pewter]

Popodak muscle power

[rich crow]

🌚

[lament stream]

same.

[ocean pewter]

🐔 🍤

[mint ridge]

I cannot write you a pm.

[lament stream]

imagine having a rank smh.

[mint ridge]

sent you a friend request @rich crow.

[ocean pewter]

So2.

[lament stream]

So2.

[mint ridge]

sorry mate.

[rich crow]

all g

[lament stream]

some dude beating his meat in vc rn.

[rich crow]

which????

[lament stream]

😭

[rich crow]

gate keeping

[lament stream]

nuh uh.

[rich crow]

bro capped

[lament stream]

nah.

it was the other dude.

[paper tangle]

sorry what

[ocean pewter]

👊 🥩

[hard sluice]

does anyone want to play so2?

[turbid turtle]

Ayo

[stray violet]

Obviously that dude named "darealnox"

[hard sluice]

nah

[turbid turtle]

Ayo he is live

[cunning mist]

so many cheaters now

[turbid turtle]

Nah i only have more 7 matchs to get cancel

I got probally like 5 or 6 already so yeh

Anti cheat on his best rn

[turbid turtle]

What did you see 👀🥺

[rich crow]

12gb of ram and I still lose frames

😔

[turbid turtle]

Xd

[rich crow]

@stray violet nice flex on your profile

[turbid turtle]

AHAHAH true

[blissful mauve]

Shut up @turbid turtle

Gold 1 wannabe

[rich crow]

wha

[blissful mauve]

Don't worry

This guy has the record of losing the most mmr in 2 hours

While playing serious

He went from gold 4 almost phoenix to gold 1

[turbid turtle]

Not gold 1

[turbid turtle]

The first 2 matchs ye

[turbid turtle]

Nope i was Phoenix

[tacit dagger]

any1 up for comp?

[turbid turtle]

And before that was st 5 Pointer to Champion hah

[proper gyro]

this game has autism i swear

[proper gyro]

@sour star your missions work?

[untold turret]

What were the season 6 competitive rewards?

[sour star]

idk ive done em all

[proper gyro]

yea mine doesn't wanna finish

dumb game keeps resetting progress after 1 match

you need to finish 3 matches

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[proper gyro]

resets it everytime i finish 1

like

bro

[brittle knoll]

🐓

Simply a difference in skill

[rich crow]

🐴

[brittle knoll]

Nice philosophy

[proper gyro]

y'all need an QA team because it's retar ded how this game gets released and gets changed with mid season

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[rich crow]

🐅🪄

[brittle knoll]

My back now hurts

[rich crow]

🦖🪄

[hexed igloo]

dont turn the tiger into dinosaur 😭

[rich crow]

🦀 🪄

[brittle knoll]

He just stood up

🐅

🦖

🐅

[next ocean]

tiger2

[stray violet]

My back is so mold

[rich crow]

where can i report player?

[languid ivy]

@rich crow

[rich crow]

thanks

[paper tangle]

not the reply ping

[next ocean]

xa

[stray violet]

Fr

[stray violet]

_ _

[paper tangle]

im gonna

feed you a pizza

[verbal imp]

Wanted to pull a mclaren

[paper tangle]

with no toppings

[stray violet]

So it's just dough

[hexed igloo]

Its Michigan style

[paper tangle]

its ground beef

[paper tangle]

its just

bread

the popeyes biscuit