#💬│english-chat
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For me
I don't know u so yeah
Who want to play defuse?
Can see

If u haven't done anything wrong then why so tensed?
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I love playing discord
🤣

Any body use aplee. Here ?
not me
Apple?
I play in random discords
Ooh aplee
"random discord player"
Ya
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Wake up to reality
Today, five rows match one double gun, one gold and two silver.
How to explain
Deducted 42 points.
Wake up it's just dream Standoff 2 updated what I have 1000 million gold alarm epepep

that's not my problem
Hello give me free promokode
This game is hopeless.
good point
i_know_your_ip_address (claim awm sport v2🤑)
Nom nom

I really don't understand the matching mechanism of this game.
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I have proof.
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@neat stump 🤨
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Hello
☝️😎
🍗
Meow
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Bro came back like nothing happened
What bad chat!

unimaginable things
Meteor strike?
even worse
My hands so cold I type slow
Nuclear station is getting breached
Lol
Lol
Yeye
What did u write about cutting hands?
He didnt saw it
Nope he saw it
i need a
Let me google the eye anatomy rq
I got multiple retinas in different locations and my iris covers my whole sclera
Yeeeeee
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Dam mobile keyboard wont cover the text
Lol
fn anyone?
no i mean fortnite i need a strong duo for duo cash cup
No wallah this is ramadhan im sorry yall
- quit discord and go outside
Drink oil@neat stump
Haha
I don't even Play rank from last 4 days
Already does that what next
Nice shooping
World cup
touch grass
Interact with parents
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I already did that in the process
I am tortured by this @shit game all the time.
I live alone
Pull ups
congratulation
Yaaa i got a new bags and clothes
Then friends who could be friendly connected
Sprinting if you will
Cricket or football
Sprinting should be a great high intensity training
I just did that 4 hours ago
Get some sleep. Its the problem i think
Niceeee
I cant
pray 5 times a day 🕶
What
Yea alright
Interesting 🙂
Sleep,eat,waking up from dead posistion,travel prayer, drink
Anybody here watch cricket?
What's your problem then it should fix problems
Not doing on your will these?
Probably this
Is it like baseball?
No
Or like baseball x football
No
What's that?
U didnt saw the text? Great

Cricket
It is played by two teams on an oval and involves batting, fielding and bowling. There are 11 players a side and a game can last anywhere from several hours to several days. Cricket can be played both socially and competitively, by males and females of all ages
But that was an assumption
Bruh what the heeelll
Several days
Lol
🦉 🦉
What part makes it long
U guys need to watch some cricket matches
I thought you'd be able to give a dumbed down definition
Like
U go up to the shooper and hit the ball and he has to Shoop it
🐡
(easily understandable)
Dang
Well ok
It's pretty much like baseball
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🤝

Yup
When the update arrives, will the skin price decrease?
Yup
Which skin
All skin
Only if they put out a new case
I am so cold
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200 messages of i am so cold now

No
Let the cows touch grass then I'll eat the cows
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Touching grass is propaganda to keep cows eating grains
Im bored 

Hm
Hmm good idea
Someone wants buy my M4 Predator with stickers?
Send me the location of your house in pm
..
..
Nah i am not karen
Someone wants buy my M4 Predator with stickers and M4 night Wolf with sticker neon dragon?
Hi
@glass mason those dummies prob thought they could still boost MMR by kicking people lol
They said update soon but its been 3 days
you have no idea what soon means here do u
I mean who said it lol that’s the question
Cuz you never know
Axlebolt said in the trailer on discord that the new outcast pack or smth is gonna be out soon
Absolutely no
Hard to interpret that’s why lol
soon in this game means anything from 3 hours from now to 6 months from now
you can never expect an update here
its impossible
If i knew what that meant
non native speaker moment
How update game?
I have 256.89 gold :3
my allies teammate starts trading skins with other tram
team
i have lose hope in this game
cant even get back up in gold stuck in silver until me or random tmate starts doing smth
seasons ending anyway
its been 2weeks
"Tomorrow,trust me" "i think"
i really have no more hope for so2
i mean its reasonable for an update on friday
New knife name sting
its usually on friday
I hope so
all them kids got back frok school
weekend starts
but if not then i just dont know man
time to quit game
wow
well we cant force u
real
they always do
and i hope this update is worth it
Yo
Yoo
yeah
knife aint rlly good
gloves r handwraps
yes
Wsg
dont we already have handwraps
but the patterns aint even good
why are they rereleasing
the new gloves are similar to fireborn with the logo thingy
yeah
theres only 1 or 2 of "handwraps" and 5-6 fingerless ones
fingerless sounds erotic
huh
Bro when is battlepass gona be realised
what
?
Somebody said that 3 weeks ago
you cant take those words for granted man
wait another 3 weeks i think they are gonna released it, probably
literally anyone can say that
“when is update” “when can we see new skins” “when battlepass”
I just asked a cuestion man 😭
alright bro
Question*


It is already out what do you guys mean
Its not?
me when i lie
Yea I'm just Gaslighting people
Idk man
.
Probably 1 or 2 years at best
They cancelled it man
Yeah minimum
Idc to be honest just a new set of skins that I won't have
ye but maps
Dont forget the new map tho, thats nice
z7 seems complicated
How many are coming again?
1
they wanted to save z9
Yall know abt the new gun?
everyone does
but then realized z9 is beyond saving
Same bad game just like everyday
its gonna be a laser
so they made an enitre new map instead
New gun coming too?
@tough pendant watch trailer
Alright
ok
?
m4a1 but can one shot headshot
Nothing
It like the suppressed gun for Terrioust side
when no aor
Its like automatic ar
Brb
armor
damn
m4a1s or normal m4
m4a1
which one u prefer
M4a1
m4a1 because i spent most of my gold buying good skins for it
understandable
The new gun is the combination of fal and m4a1
good for agro plays
yeah , true
just cuz of fire rate
and it has a lot less sound i guess
yeah but u can hear someone where he shooting from
is it the full kitsunes
full kitsune and the king
nice
but today imma be legend .
congratulation
45mmr morr
When the update is coming guys
nice, it will get removed soon
😄
never
yeah new season is right there
good luck on legend tho
right there is still quite far
thx but is kinda ez
i think update would be on 16th
yeah man its coming soon ( 2 years from now )
cuz the trailer had a 316 tattoo
peak
bcs they clamsy
they was teleporting like ant man
appear and dissapear
probably the ping issue
Yo when its gonna be new update
stop asking this kind of question
we dont know
when update will come bro

that should be the latest
im just saying saturday cause one of the trailers
one guy had a tatoo 316
16th march
real
aw hell nAH
Imagine it was actually like that, that would be cool but I would prefer the update coming out rn
I waited TWO weeks
Everyone did but still
Standoff new promo code plsss
none
Yes
What day is the new season release?
People saying march 16
possibly 15 too
Guys, when will the update be released?
shoong
@tough meadow sup
yo
changba
I ate avocados then I checked the nutritional label online
Uh oh carbs
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@obtuse ridge how's the clan going
Yup it should be here after the Brazil epic thingy is over
I mean idk either but that’s a bit reasonable
The previous ones were a total scam
Uncooked and also old
That's why they were tasting a bit funny
"shoong", have you looked into the millionaire that spends millions researching how to "reverse aging". He makes all the info freely available in his site/app
Yea I first heard of him from veritasium
thx mate >
what the hell is water fasting
like how long
Depends
I saw a documentary about a guy going 55 days
Depends on the goal
I usually go 2-4 days but don't really do it as often anymore
I randomly fast 1-2 days a month when I don't feel like eating. Also I don't eat breakfast so I guess I do intermittent fasting too
I managed to cut down a lot of fat already so yea, looking forward to just do keto/carnivore but first I'm gonna eat what's left of the carbs food I got a few days ago before I got money
Intermittent would be eating once every 2 days
I'll get to desktop because hands cooold 🦕
How can i report something
hello i can type a bit faster now
is there any helper in this server?
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@rich crow
I just seen ticket &
i remeber eating breakfast when id have to start the day and it would be so detrimental to both my physical and mental energy
It was super active, then it died.
super active again. dead again
that's what basically is happening right now
also eating carbs in general, I still remember the toll on energy overall, as well as many times putting me to sleep
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Is there any helper bot?
exactly why i stopped eating breakfast. I would feel really sleepy the entire day if I ate breakfast
thats when I said no more and begun my research
first thought it was adhd and i had to get medication
so it's currently in the dead state?
and a year or two i looked into that
i mean to get to this conclusion
thats when i hit a wall because its another hassle to get it prescribed, i just didnt go on with it
so yea, fast forward to learning about water fasting, the first time I tried it maaaaaaan
i felt like i didnt need coffee anymore or at least I would get an even stronger energy boost, i just knew i was finally doing something right at that point
and now? I understand why adhd rates have been increasing as well, not only it's just that society is speeding up, thus people can't keep up with it, there are also developmental delays at play (and quite possibly have already been) that will be caused by all these foods that are put out nowadays, food propaganda over the last century, etc and are subsequently causing all these issues as well as obesity and many other diseases
just think about the incredible amounts of people who raise their kids with margarine
thats just ONE example
and thinking thats such a treat!
bro stop writing essays
I am reading
Show's why India have the most unemployment ppl
when update
you should change pfp, ur only after boingers
foul
as if you're employed rn
gn
gn
yea I wake up at 3am
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nice opinion denial

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popodak disappeared him

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it ate him.
when
oh
i skipped the 't'
well u could say that too
popodak is omnivore
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Hello
means shush and mew, look at my results
oooohhhh
Busy mogging seed oils
guys allies anyone
which would hypotethically become teens or adults by the time they do anyway
yesterday i heard "gyatt" and "faunum tax" and I had not idea what was going on
and subsequently influencing the newer generation after as the cycle repeats
😮
gen alpha is what the new gen is called i think
wtf
Me casually in C-ops server just to defecate on their game
just have to look at the creators' ages
and youll know
tik tok alliveated those memes ig
even the skibidi toilet was made by a 30 year old
#📸│photos message
@r.3st It's Polywar 💀
and has influence from the thomas the tank engine memes
i still remember not being into that one
he's been a millenial this whole time
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well gaddamn this is interesting, but why the sudden shift? to pander the humor of new gen kids?
they're starting out to take over and from what ive heard skibidi is the transitioning into that
crossing if you will
from gen z memes to gen alpha
we are officially becoming powerless ☹️
I am big memes enjoyer but the popularity and funnyness of those dont conincide at all atleast for me
i saw them as ironic to us and ofc only appealing to gen a
last thing our gen did was to revive rickroll, I think our run was good 
maybe it can have two sides after all
Where u heard it?
I am Mewing rn
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hololive song cover
yea i can see that (pfp 🐡🐡 )
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🧏 this emoji is named 'deaf person' 
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yea its supposed to replicate that tiktok meme
at first i didnt understand it either
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exactly
glad im not the only one xD
pointing to the jaw side and sliding along or whatevre
also again its gen z and millenials doing it
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🥲 our brains have changed
one is the producer the other is consumer, appealing to gen A cuzzz
its their development phase
so makes sense to start mewing now
thats when mewing will may create the most significant structural changes ☝️ 🐓
I think update come on 1 April
ahh I see but isn't mewing a very long process. Kids will develop more facial muscle as they grow up right?
Lol
personally i dont buy it as much, the original "mewing" was chewing hard meat
so chewing (and clenching) itself (i guess with additional mewing) makes the biggest diff
One guy told 16-march i beleive him now
LoL
i would know because Ive been clenching on purpose past month
Tattoo
i used to have puffy cheeks and they are gone now
Developers making April fool xd
🦕
have you seen any significant changes
oooh
facial muscle
not if they dont clench or chew
clenching has the downside of not developing tooth strength other than jaw strength
(i would know 🐔)
clenching only involves molars right
Cleaning meaning bitting them right?
from mewing? much better breathing, no more random nasal congestions, no congestion from cold at all
but my jaw sides were always round and narrow
indicating lack of muscle basically, because I barely ate any lets say steak, because thats chewy
and also avoided chewing gum because I wanted sugar/sweetner free and couldnt find it
@silent perchyou really like to leave and rejoin huh
did you also include the tongue pressing the roof of the mouth? I has heard it one important thing to mew properly
i guess
yes
whenever i mewed id try to press as hard as I can
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Hello
and also as "long" i mean like
trying to bring as much as the back of the tongue to the roof
ohh I see, I can't maintain that for long though perhaps I need more practice to get into habit of doing that
yea it gets kind of painful at first, because the tongue is a muscle, so its as strenous as any other muscle exertion
2017 I think
i just do it hard because i believe the bones can still adjust over time
I can definitely do that, but my concern is the tip extends way farther pushing onto incisors. So I was skeptical if that would lead to lisp
i dont worry about my facial profile as I was sort of lucky enough to eat a ton when i was young and had a fair share of steak
(which is the hardest meat I know of at least)
((i was also fat but thats besides the point))
whats lisp
wait idk what its called
i also consciously avoid actually touching the incisors
buck teeth?
Speaking disorder

buck teeth - space between incisors
wouldnt occur unless your upper jaw widened after fusion somehow
overbites is what i mean to say
Hello me frtuek
the roof of the mouth also has the same mechanism of expanding as the skull
before it fuses
🤓
i could always feel some sort of crack in the middle and that makes sense why now
does it widen or elongate?
idk lol
roof of the mouth - palate
if the crack passed right from the middle like L/R then it might result in widening
hallo
yea its right in the middle
It’s how I look but with glasses

did you breathe through the mouth often
No
that nerd emoji is inaccurate
as the chin sets back the front teeth gets exposed and the chin may as well become invisible from a front view
What?
🦕 📝
ironically nerds dont know as much as they should!
i mean
stereotypical nerds
lack of exposure to the sun alone will give you nearsightedness
I’m outside a lot
not by just reading books a lot
they hold extreme expertise in very select fields
which i almost never did
I’m a nerd tho. I study maths and physics and I like Rubik’s cubes
I am one
😎 they got sunglasses
I just want a run a comp man, why half enemy team not there when it starts. I'm confused
i wanna try curing my nearsightedness through ketosis
3kliksphilip looks better with sunglasses though!
what is ketosis
Any1??
i already know floaters are damaged proteins and ketosis will get rid of that
it's when you keto your sis.
...

which rannk u are nnow
Gold
@silk moth
There's a whole channel at the top
i wasn't a nerd before and just didnt go outside almost at all, my home was part of the shell that encompassed my physical and physical being !
when's the update coming?
Bro is asking like he hasn't already assigned a rank in the past
(pretty sure i was autistic af)
when i leave server and join backk it ask me my rannk maybe you can doo it that way
my keyboard is chattering :(
shut up pls
🤓👉
Hey he is mad
I go outside where I am alone, I don’t like people
🗿
Lmao
ketosis short for ketogenesis
Ayanokoji wouldn’t let that make him mad
its when your body uses ketones as a means of fuel
and ketones are what fat gets broken into
only very few tissues need glucose to function, that can still be made through neoglucogenesis - making glucose from non-carb/sugar sources
such as proteins
aint reading allat
these biological stuff always intrigues me ngl
I need to read on that, its interesting because its related to eye floaters and nearsightedness
someone is about to beat me up? "cardiovascular diseases that prevent neurons from getting energy can be bypassed if the fuel is ketones!!!!"
so no update ....
check #📣│announcements
i get to say my last words after i've had a swift delivery of 20 knuckle sandwhiches into my diet, right before the knuckle dinner is served? "the mitochondria increases from things like cold stress or ketosis, and mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!"
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nice collection
people are gonna mass sell their skins now I think
to get it
quite the opposite
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and even if they do, they'll do it when the bp ends/is about to
👴
i dont really remember
the last time I played standoff was decades ago
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cute duck
you're not you when you're hungry
fun fact
ill just grab an egg
chicken are allergic to chocolate
(keto friendly as well as meat)
🐒
they eat and then they go "ahhh"
chocolate companies are definitely partnered with sugar companies
after all, when was the last time you ate sugarless chocolate
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and it was also good
cocoa is absolutely disgusting alone

keeping up with society 😞
and
yea thats all
(those "benefit" studies for it dont seem very legit 🤨 so yes ill disregard them)
When the new season comes out?
When it's out
Haha
Oh yeah, when was the last time a study for a certain food, that encouraged the consumption of that certain food because "its good for u" didnt bring benefit to the company selling that food as well
after season 6
meanwhile on the other hand, there are so many studies disregarding anything natural
No way????Really???????
Jk join the yt channel tho, there's no official news yet
so yea
applies to chocolate
very well
"ceereal is healthy breakfast!" credit: nestle
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also
saw a yt short about vape an hour ago, showing it cause only 5% harm a real cig does
matpat, you all know of him, did a video about snickers "you're not you when you're hungry, except you'll be even hungrier after eating snickers"
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you mean -5% because thats what it is
but even that is based on anecdotal evidence
its a fact that many chemicals are introduced to people before studies are conducted
and there are also fake studies or at least biased/unprofessional ones
such as the ones for wine being good for the heart
it was an actual study iirc, by some nameless college
nameless college is at least 1 red flag
why not made by individuals that could potentially get harassed if they're trying to harm the world
not that i would condone it 🦕
nameless as in "i haven't heard about it(because I'm ignorant)
oh
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what study do u know
i will check, i mean we can both check it
tbh may be easy to find
it's a study by royal college of physicians in England..

hey michael
hallo
How are ya doing
hmm im fine
can statrack skins be dropped in boxes?
im making animations
no
probably not
Oh damnnnn
Nope
that's cool
What are you animating
indihome packet phoenix
lmfao
Are u learning from someone or some place
lmfao
literally the best thing one could animate
+1
Ooh
Just follow the 12 principles of animating
thats it
and the poses
yes
Thats.. normal
nah my aim is trash
I am learning from institute
Us
Yo
Aim? what's that
probably meaning you died spraying halfway

its you again

everytime
im always here
Wiz really popular
i always land headshots but i get the hitbox thing
whut
i mean, yeah
@lament stream come here girl
naww
namnamnam
easiest way to rack assist is nading mid at 1:40 sec mark on mid (applies on most maps)
really?
bro in his bio he says he not a girl
He is girl
he is being sarcastic
claire is girl name!
Yessy
But who wants assists when u can just kill em 
i'm busy and i'm not a girl.
or hes a different type
u are not busy
hi busy
delete arknights
easier to kill when they're low
i am busy.
wassup busy
Adami birak wizzy
xxx
hey guys, its busy
i need to clear EX stages to farm Originium to turn it into Orundum to pull for Dorothy, therefore, i am busy.
But you aren't getting the kills
Yo sup newbie here
welcome
Delete the f game
Insane
they play more passive when they're low, they won't peek like they usually would. you have the mental advantage
Thanks
blocked.
lmao
I block u!
it was a joke!
Actually I just started playing standoff
I did !
:clueless:
ok now i'll get back to what i was doing, bye.
Go on!



