#💬│english-chat
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Bans have to be final decisions
When new season release
and I'm going to see if it was appriopiate
1year ago also ?
Yes
? When new season
There is currently no information on when the New Season comes out, and if I were to guess it would be this month or next month.
17.04
what kaffn 
What's up

Idk, but meybe tommorow
Context?
The way i pronounced it, it sounds similar to kaffan, which is coffin in Hindi/Urdu
Lol
Hi!!!!
ello


🦕
And also it doesn't help me at all
Besides delaying the fact that my car registration can be suspended

Idk how long I have until then (I bought the car 4 months ago)
Mfw I'm gonna pay but neither me or my car will be covered

what
It's needed for your car to be legal
damn
you mean
the "insurance covers it"
also you
whos the other person
Anyone else can drive it except me
drives the car
The people I crash into
so if you crash into them they can drive your car?
What
no

So if I crash into a family of 3, they can drive m car?
yeah thats what im saying
if they survive 
That does not make sense
They're a witness bro
Can't have them survive
That's why i have chains on my tires, even though there are no snow
If I crash into aza, my insurance will cover the damages to aza (that being his car, and all the other people inside). But then the insurance will turn to me, give me the (🖕) and close the case (I will NOT be given any compensation except for an increase in the amount I have to pay monthly for the insurance)
Wake up to reality

ok but who gets to drive the car
Blow his truck up
you or aza
What

after the crash

who will drive
Which car
his car
whos car
ewalks
real
Me. Because it's mine
No
Well, that's how property works

but you cant drive it
I will crash into your house
What
Yeah according to my insurance
real and true

If it wasn't an accident, there is a slight chance you'll lose your license
But not car
he said it earlier
Anyone in my family can drive it but not me
oh
Oh his insurance
you weren't in the papers
adopt me then
damn
ill drive
When the insurance doesn't insure you
I was!!! But I already crashed 2 times‼️‼️‼️
make me your relativr

Relatable, but I was committing a dui
My reaction to being $60 richer every month that passes



Yall
you're still broke at the end of the day 
thats like
Ong!!!!‼️‼️‼️
Family of 3 or a single mother of 2
a lot of money after a year
Like 7 trillion dong
Pull the hand brake, go sideways, run over both
Like, there are barely a few billion dongs man
Teach me your ways, I was only able to run over a single child because of ancohol
alcohol moment
Technically you get double xp if you hit the mother
its not that much
we all know if its a single mother it counts as a 3x XP multiplier
gotta praise the sun for that one
I got tried for dui instead of the death of the child
sometimes it really be like that
better than life in prison
🍺➕
=
Nah, i probably would've ended up in prison if the district attorney wasn't cool
damn
I cant use external gifs...
"your honor, if my client was lying, don't you think his pants would be on fire?"
not allowed because people could just send gore or other nsfw stuff
I meant external emojis lol, i am too high to notice lol
"Your Honor, You wasn't even there so shut up"
I am totally not on weed
Boost this server so you can send them
"your honor, my client had whiskey with lime, not jhust whiskey"
make sure its not anything nsfw related

Nah, just funny emojis
Ong get it right damn judge
Bro is the judge yet can't even tell the difference
In the night... was gone
When is the update?

Probably soon
In Google play store the logo is changed to s7
soon enough
Sooner or later for sre
Thats crazy
yeah sure, one day it will come lol
haha
Hopefully this ear
Year
Lets be fr
Hopefully today
If the update does not come in in this year
Where r u from
I will start a group and run over children
hospital bed
Maybe they trying to fix servers thing before update drop so.users can enjoy the experience
Or smth
Damn
it's already 2024 tf u talking bout
2025 is only 9 months away
Ended up there once, it hurt
same
Surprisingly, breaking your hand hurts
Yes
Even when drinking alcohol, it hurt
It wasnt just my hand, it was my whole arm
But my point still stands
Same
@bronze grove cover for me
Imtired
ima sleep
Goodnighty mrs aza
brrh
good night Whiskey

Just call me alek
No , it isn't . The trailer just apper , i guess tomorrow is the update
ill tell you later about the thing
okky
ill take it as a maybe
Good night punisher
Gn

sso @bronze grove can u check your dm for a sec
💀
try and find out
The game will remove the pfp when you close it
But you can still be banned
Temporarily
I don't wanna risk it
One message removed from a suspended account.
then just don't do it, what the hell man...
Always need to take some risk in life
😭
I need a gf, that's what I need
we can tell...

by encountering them.

No, you need only mental health
Id?
sanest so2 player:
ain't no way
bro is THIRSTY.
hiiiii
yo the update is sick
It's out ?
What's new
💀
And what does that sick mean ?
u done with selling akr ?
Nah it's still with me , I need to sell it quick
fr dude
ong

ohh wai t
u r the same guy i talked with
brrh
nice to meet u again
check dm
@hexed igloo
just buy from official site
@bronze grove could you mind to stop sleeping and do something
Yooooo the S7 is sickkk
Naaah just kidding

I'm in school
Lithuania
I've taken that 20min ago
That's mine
Someone room
Id
Yes
Weit
Just give my id and u see
I'm gold
We played room
2vs2
Ok weit
94232736
Send my
Yoo
Wo
Someone room 2vs2
€€€
Why do you play mobile game on PC?
cmylmz
cmylmz supremacy
yo when the new season will come up?
alguém quer comprar minha conta
sup
i created a server anyone wanna join
yes
1v1?
Hri
??
Guys i need players for Clan,min rank S3-Gold 4 max
im legend
Wow
manda o link burrao
send link
Yo
yo
Yo
where u from btw @cosmic garden
turkey
ah ok so u wake up when?
from kebab
liar
in turkey it should be either 13:57 or 14:57
where u from
i am from china but live in austria
that is
wow
austria is good bro
is austria***
my brain like that
better than turkiye?
damn!

When your mom say go school
Englis chat
Who plays allies?
no one asked
Don't tipe other languages
when the update will be realesed?
I think Friday
Anyone allies?
Need help
Someone want room
Hello
Ok so, for seasonal update it’s something like a week later than the release of the trailer, bout events updates take usually 3-5 days but you never know
brah its been like a month and a half with no update
@bronze grove
need help check dm
if u check s6 it was 4days which is passing by rn
so either today
or friday where everyone has time
We need a update every month
sounds about right
u dont know but still say
it could be even rn
axebolt move unexpected
so slow tho
Is it? #📣│announcements it’s 6 days if that’s correct but idk lol
Can someone show me a verified article showing that standoff 2 private servers are prohibited ?
how is that forbidden?
idk
Can any1 show me?
There’s none as far as I know u have to open a ticket
I mean look how many ps are well done with free skins
just how to disrupt their incoming somehow yk
idc bro seriously is there no open article about this?
ive been playing for like 2-3 months free to play got to lvl109 in that time
u can log in another account if u reset ur cache
I mean I just checked, and searched there’s none about it, but I don’t think ur banned for playing in it
some servers are dead
there is no explain
ask a helper incase
can any1 show me?
eastern usa no players on comp
then it is
Technically written no
go to server rules then scroll abit then youll see the rules
I mean those are for dc 
About private bro
There’s an article for ig rules too but not for this topic
Not written rule
theres a rules of the game too in that
Then Why am i banned from some dc servers
explain more understandable
Explain what?
skill issue.
wym the other dc servers?
u explain bro
Like so2 turkey
Lol
lol that could be the case
Or they jealous u playing with skins
if i know private is probibited
Hello, I have a Nebula karambit with a rare pattern for sale dm
i dont play this
i have knives bro i dont care bout private
just wanna know where rules about it
ion even have knives or arcanes and im still lvl109
gimme a min
free to play on top
ye
is 2-3 months lvl109 good?
Y
No lifer
i have about 310 hrs
@calm light about 4-5days
2 months of no new season lessgoo
Where is helpers
Lol thats not workin
brah


if they added a trade option to another players it would be so good
Hackers: 
Duplicateglitch: 
Players who did nothing but still got the items: 
Scammers: 
no there would be alot of scammers
i dont think there will be that many unless the person that got scammed is very stupid
and that like 60% of the playerbase
Will the update be this friday?
this week or other week
But i dont- 
Welllll it comes when it comes 
@rich crow
yeah :/
it feels like forever since the last update
yeah
if u wanna lose yeah
Hey
i need the max wyn
its like a guaranteed lose if u play with random
Heloo everyone
hi
Any ideea when update pops out?
Would anyone like to buy a nebula karambit with a rare pattern?please, I collect on byonet dm 
dont need skins to be good at the game
Having skins made me 10× better back then
the skins be too distracting to see the enemies
Not when u're used to it
Butterflie starfall or widow?
Idk why the golden butterfly knife hasn’t gone sky rocket, it’s the most beautiful looking butterfly knife
U want to flex ur skin so bad that u just play like u was a k7 player ☠️
No I’m buying my knife and I want an opinion
Never owned widow but starfall my fav butterfly
Alright thanks
🧢
Owned a lot of knife and im level 21☠️
Im f2p aswell
how r u f2p if u owned knives?
I farmed and before it was easy to get big amount of gold in weeks if u was smart
Now its harder but if u got few K gold now u can easily invest and get good amount of gold will just take more time tho
i sold my scaleskitter when it was around 20 gold and a month later it goed to 40-50 gold
Did u need to sell it tho?
I always hold my skins when i dont have the need to sell them
i just be crafting all of em
Bro a gambling addict
Anyone wanna duel? I need my ego lowered
😭
Bro any damn mod helper admin
If it was against me ur ego would just go up
They left this sever
fr i think ive crafted like 10 rares so far 2-3 months of playing
@silk kraken
Axmn always answer dw
He is not staff for discord
Tag helpers instead
Turan, sema and(or) nightly)
i know
i think all helpers sleepy rn
i wish turan answer me
?
He won't at all
Can you show me a verified article, rule or explanation that private server is forbidden?
thanks
did we got new code for knife boys?
no (yes)
is there a new code?
becose i idk why lock my accaunt in my device
A
@silk kraken i can do demonstration in dc voice i have some BIG problem heh
Yup , mentally ill
kur
congratulation
Man this is sad lol, the fact that you even have the thought is
que
Joke?
Someone can give me for free?
i want it too bro
I AM F2P player
💀💀NAH
then stop being f2p, easy? easy.
Yes
I cant i have parents control
Steal money
No XD
Im 15y old ☠️
damn...

I know
Older than you
STUPID
Hahahah
Hello
if you genuinely think he's older than me, you're absolutely delusional, on the other hand, if this is a joke, make a better one next time.
iamgine
🐗
Someone can give me knife for free?
no
children these days ☕️👴
go to job
Lmao
1$ per day
i cant pay mobile, i have parents control
he's underage, how's he gonna do that? (besides child labor...)
idc
It could buy a knife in a few years
10 days would be enough though...
🫵😂

Can’t even buy a decent skin with 500
ok, 12 days is enough then...
5 years take it or leave it
leave it.
Need help
Call 911
In so2 i said😂
Yo i’m new

LOL
skill issue.
then reach gold, easy? easy.
i mean, it's just gold, it's easy.
it's not like you're trying to reach master.
then stop talking??
get outta here "lil bro".
;-;
Update tomorrow ?
just wait ffs....
today at 25PM
why does everyone keep asking lmao.
hell nawwhhhh...
Understandable have a great day
😂💀
Cauze we're hyped up, and the game is pretty boring rn
I think 30 February is the date
Of update
you don’t have acknowledge them 🤷♂️
the game is always boring!!!
My boy is cooking 😂😂😂
u mean pretty every match a cheater XD
my bad g, let me ignore the fact that these people and their messages exist.
Naaaah at least there's a battle pass and new skins
i swear if i go +1 comp and theres a cheater in enemy team ...


To be fair this year i never faced a cheater
if the only thing that hypes up your players is skins, then you're doing something wrong as a developer (or rather, doing a very good job since that means they'll spend money on the skins?).
cuz u dont even play the game often
or ur bronze/silver

even on my smurf accs with mid rank im getting cheaters lol
Naaaaaah the game is not boring
Every game needs an update
If not then it becomes boring
That's a formula
Codm has a lot of update
But it became boring
😂😂😂😂
the formula is putting a gamemode ( comp) with leaderboard so the cheaters can play only there like in cs2 premier

😭
I quit playing competitive because it's just frustration simulator
Bro is stuck in february
just carry, easy? easy.
Ur joking right 😂😂😂
nah we need a common skin for the awp.
Bro its day 2 of u begging for knife
stop
you cant gift knives
unless u have the gold
but you can just buy if u did hve
have
honestly, as long as it looks good, idc if it's a red or expensive or whatever.
best color
the new shotgun is sick as hell though, i bought it today.
bro willing to spend 300$ on pixels
that cant be tranfered into irl money
not in standoff.
Today i got no father
imagine spending money on so2...
Cuz my father hates that colorful flag
ok.
My choice is the same
what?
because there isn't one in the game.
True
would be cool to see one and how it looks.
Running was invited in 1911
Welcome to chinese airplane
Internet is really cheap
0.50 cents
Low internet 0.49 cents anyone taking
Why are yall quiet now
Cuz im The only anti-furry?
No internet no discord
We need minigun
You only bought
Minigun for CT and m60 for T
Cuz your talking here
Sorry
looks like the update is more than a week away
0.48 cents please
did anyone got update?
i didn't got any
yes, i got an update.
did anything changed?
no.
anything new?
not really.
mine stays like before
same.
but icon changed in playstore
yeah.
yeah...
?
hello guys. im looking for a clan, if anyone has a clan and is looking for players dm me, im new but i think i play well, i can send u ss of my stats.
Meow meow
Anyone knows why did I get banned?
What's the ban code
It doesn’t have a code it just says you have been permanently banned
There must be a code given
Then ig you scammed
Bruh I added 250 dollars into SO2 just to get gloves and a butterfly a few days ago and they say that I scammed someone for those items
:((((
And show the bill that you bought golds
How do I do that?
ive been getting A LOT of scam msgs lately
like
every 5 mins
theres around 10 scam msgs
If you have good skins you will always get those
why y'all so paranoid if they said you scammed someone
it's not like they have proof
🐔
Please send banpic to the Helpdesk https://help.standoff2.com
I mean if he said that he pit 250$
Put*
So ig show the billing
Idk
I have proof bruh….
Or is it just a message from "bot helper"?
Like pics of gold and stuff and recipes
Sorry mate i pinged you
How did you buy those golds
You gotta show the bill
im legally blind but I don't miss warnings
Off g2g bro
LMAO
aight imma back off
bro u got banned for using illegal web
Really? The site said it was secured by so2 bruhh💀
its against so2 ToS to buy gold from anywhere else besides so2 shop or so2 web
you don't wanna report
Its ok
its not from so2
Damn so that means that I’ve lost my account for good?:((
the only real website is standoff2.store
since when was g2g officially partnered with anyone
valve hates them cuz they sells game keys for cheap
and other game launchers
Anybody want to play? Competitive
Is it cheaper in the so2 web or is the same thing
Thanks god that I didn’t f added like 1000 dollars to buy that ak treasure haunter💀💀💀
lezzz gooooo
ye since 13
wanna play w zywoo?
Which one you want i want comp more but allies works
damn
rn?
What is standoff fov
idk
<@&473212329643737098> add fov slider, y'all crazy you haven't added that qol in game yet
nah bro got balls of iron
i mean
I think its 70
like
he cant log to google
Maybe
error code 500
for being in server where u cant ping
@sour star
he restarted 10 TIMES
switch accs
F standoff bro they ban you for everything💀💀💀
yo whats happening rn
he aint ban
can't log in
its just error code 500
in google?
just delete game atp
yea
server issues
Ban
Same
facebook and apple id works
damn
yeah its code 500
they're fixing it
Probs just doing work on the game
that means the update is soon?!?!?!
update incoming!!!1
1!1!1!1!
@iron mural
Most likely
wut da heeeeellll
YES
scammed
when it says connexion impossible
does it mean its wrong password
zywoo got logged out aswell
BRO
I didn't play standoff 2 for a while, wheres the sharp box and case?
nice cap
dude why is people selling the sharp case on a loss profit
i cannot get hacked so easily on facebook
they removed it
with all security i did put
im still in
For what reason?
Update is dropping soon
because they felt like it.
LMAOO
if they have your browser cookies 1fa wont do anything
restart ull see
idk, they're replacing it w a new one ig
Servers are going down
i didnt accept anything
and when i go for log it says error happening






