#💬│english-chat
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I don't know what to tell y'all I'm probably the best player to grace this game
Nice gracefulness
Thanks
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10 meters distance
(32 feet and 9 inches)

I am so cold
Yo someone 1v1 me
Whats ur id

Ok
You meant to say horseshoe crab
🦀 money
🦀 money
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Nice reply to a message that doesn't exist (anymore)
(I deleted it)

🎅 hoho
Eugh 🐡
His message is deleted, he just doesn't know it yet 🎅 🎅 🐡
For those of you that are familiar with this symptom right here 🤨 ☝️, it's called pinging devs 🤨
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money
I bought an AK47 skin for $5 with Cloud9 stickers on it and I still suck at cs2
Skins = skills

idk man
I play just fine
I dont lag

already saw
Just didnt feel replying

yeah ik
simply unlucky
i said that i already saw


Again
I already saw it
Can't answer that
Right @silk kraken
I didn't imply it like that but ok
Bro is a coder himself
Real
Modifying premade script for roblox
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Bro helped mark Zuckerberg make Facebook

Skellelelelel
cant wait for a complaint
Yo
Yo
Guys i just played against a cheater
A really obvious one
Where do i report
He has 33 hours
And he ghostpeeks the most unknown spots
Like there is no way this guy can know all these spots and have this much game sense with only 33 hours
And hes balatntly cheating
He has like
30 winstreak
Its so damn obvious
Bro
Ik my report wont be really important ingame
I mean how to report here

More than 5 min for a comp
some kid is tripping and saying 30 ping is big difference from 120 since ive beat him 2-0💀
I dont think he knows the difference
Nice disappointment
heart breaking experience
i brought it home
nice pc
god pc, now he only needs a gpu
the best of the best
Yo
i didn't snatch the pc 
hi guys, I also have a problem with my phone, I have an oppo reno 7 lite 5G and as far as I know it runs at 90 fps but it seems that the phone doesn't go more than 61, I went into all the settings but it doesn't show me the fps rate if you know anyone or if you have this phone, you can help me please
Oh yea anyoneone kn how to unlimit fps from st2?
what device are u on
Me
GUYS
Yo
?
Pls
i said “yo” like “sup guys”
Ik but
no, no one can.
Wna playyyyyyyy?
what
We are in a standoff 2 server
im playing bad
What else we can play
What rank U are?
good
oki
I went there to report it and there is cheat toxicity there e fraude qual eu escolho fraude ou toxidade
Fraud which one do I choose
english broke
Translator stopped there and then it was in Portuguese sorry
Kk but which one do I choose ;-;
If its a cheater then you report for cheats
will u
Ummm
It had Hitler's name and photo with a Nazi symbol
I am not finding U
and if its a toxic cheater then still report it as a cheater
92068578
Happens everyday
Take my id
it really be like that
I have the photo if you want
More like improvement
Ok I'll see if I can do it here
Anyone up for a quick game?
@paper tangle I had already been here, someone else sent this link in photos, but which option I choose, there were only three there in the chat
Toxicity fraud and hack
OK
and if he was all of them then do hacking because its easier
I went to see the translation of what you said here quickly, he wasn't using a hack, he was actually the worst player in the match
He didn't say anything the entire match
Bro what
He hasn't scammed anyone as far as I know
If he wasn't hacking then what was the point of saying that he was hacking
Just say what he did and thats it
Bruh😂
its not that deep
...
I thought it was something else, I'm Portuguese and I don't know English;-;
Its fine
just say what he did first
not just go on that he didnt do it
its just contradicting itself
Hm
allies 3v3 gives competitive points?
@rich crow Gg
Yes🫵🏿🦆
??????????????
Someone wna play alies?
if u go to the app setting u can remove the battery restriction then have more frames
@open arch I tried that I think
Settings where?
the application setting battery saver put it to no restriction
it is xiaomi
Or* redmi is xiaomi
im dumb
still miui
kill that POS hyperOS the real one
Tell him where bruh
Search apps
and then search battery and performance
And then clear cache
Are u trying now?
ig people are sleeping
Who wna play alies:(?
Alot of ppl saying that sharp boxes/cases is getting removed next update is that true?
#📣│announcements yes
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
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🐢

🦭

ya ik
Nah
Again:):):)):):):)):)

5:20
am
And I am good
pm
ya
Solo on what?
comp
Not standoff
nty I am not playing again w randoms
Do ya see anyone answer when I ask who can play?
no
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Cya gn🫵🏿🦆😭
gm
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Blacfacing, it's reixku alt
But he looks disappointed
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He got run over by a bunch of cows (they left marks)
((only non-iphone users will not be confused))
Can u tell me how allies rank system work because if I lose on round and win that match then also I get minus > plus point
AKA its random bs that shouldn't count
Wsgud
Depends on rank of both teams for example one player is gold 3 and another teamate is gold 4
And another team is gold 2 and gold 3
So the team with gold 2 will have an mmr advantage over the other team of 2 points.
Yo
sup@cosmic garden
servers down??
Idk
I go inside

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Aza sleep.
u have to
he is not sleepin


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You flipping pig! 🐤

🧏🏽♂️

🐥
bye bye 🗣️

😱
:baby_chick_troll:

Gigabrimstone
Gigastone
Ha
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whos
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Nice limestone (calcium supplements 😇)
Looks like a kidney@sonic fractal
psycho
CaCo3
How r u posting these
stickers
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Nice chemistry knowledge 🦕
Thats literally the most basic thikg ever 👍🏿
Bros Gotta learn the basics of what they'll ingest in their multivitamins
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Multivitamins will have the most basic things in chemistry
Takeaway
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(rocks)
fuel
no what
Sad
Nice poop
i hate u bot
I have an exam tommorow
i have 5 hmm

Maybe 5 + 1
Lapiz
🦕🐟two friends one day… DAM sauropod step on him… “ah nevermind” 🧑🍳🍽️🍤
autistic
im shizoprfrinatteine
U r adhd
am i

no im not
Yes
Or im
Bro is a psychologist
im not
Not u
Aw tysm
🦍
that is my dad
I missed the "him" so it didn't make sense
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he was gone to buy.milk
Thats autism bro
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u r
im acoustic
Because how did either become fried shrimp?
acustik
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I am electrical
acoustik
im rockstar
im optimus prime b
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i screenshot is
💀
You screenshot is

You are a screenshot 🤣😂😹
🦍
🐱
👴🏿
im screenshot
🔙
You mean
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Back
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🐅
⏯️

:sauropod_telegram_animation:
If I had a computer or a 120fps phone God knows we'll switch places with God
He's just trying to reach for his tail to annoy him
(he kept walking forward until the av tripped and fell over)
i dont have emoji for it
Just collected 5k coins without me evwn realizing it
standoff 2 problem: *sshole that leave the match😔
:sauropod_google_android_12:
i want that bro, im keep sayin “kick me” and they sayin “we will win”
especially allies and competitive
How can a body part operate a phone
7-0 bro how can we
Without hands
Hmm which boxes should i buy?
negawhattt
Dont
Why?
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buy new one
Oh?
Will they put a new collection?
Ya
Aight
i aint gonna 1v5 🗣️🔥🔥⁉️
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What would be the point of that
If it's brand new would reselling be profitable?
Would there be an instant demand for cheap skins from the boxes?
is anyone here a pro shotgun player?
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bet my balls theres not
I am
shi-
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Btw there seems to be some weird blood clotting happening throughout whole arteries, causing no-breathing, allegedly from bad virus treatment, but there's no evidence yet because the systems administering the treatments are not coming forth with treatments used before the no-breath string-clotting happens
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Wake up
big body gle ski i went bought it 🗣️
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Knife only
im the kind of mf that have money and skin but still no skill
i want to join that but Im in school😭
Yo
Competitive someone?
shut up
yo guys i have sick gameplay footage want some than dm me
Anyone Indian?
I would play standoff more but it's too many Russians
Dont play in russian servers @grim wharf
yee?
In Asia it's dead?
@grim wharf do singapore for asia
In Indian server, there is a problem for matchmaking in competitive 🥲
sorry buddy i doesn't play standoff 2 now
No there is no problem , there are just no players who queue in indian competitive
The game is still alive ig but ya mostly Russian
They play in singapore servera.
Ohh
Yes.
There are less players in India maybe
Maybe
@sonic fractal where are you from?
you know it lol
India?
Yes
Lmao what's your name?
Is there gyro in standoff?
Yeahh
Yes.
U guys ever played critical ops?
Yes but it is bad hahaha
Why so?
I think standoff 2 is more difficult to master though
Exactly
C ops is more fast paced
Once you're good at it, it will be more fun to play
Who?
me
Who asked
And who needed your opinion?
Standoff 2 more popular than critical ops now
Who
i feel like im the only vietnamese here
Who
who what?
Who asked
fact
Yooo

Hi
Hi
Sup dude
Im alright how are u
will next stand-off update will come in april?
Coffee*
Nah
when it will come?
In class
The game ..the server no
Ehh not a lot
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I downloaded the game yesterday to buy some knifes
U just create your own one
And a skin
🐎💨 🐡
And I'm thinking to delete the game again
Give ur knife then delete
Dam
Bye bye
XD

🧏♂️🐡
Give ur 8k then delete
Nah
Beta
have anyone here give there friends a knife for free?
Says the one begging
nah
Yeah believe in urself cuh
knife*
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Anyway
Id make both of u hold my pocket one on each side as im walking
More than u can count
Not bad
Semy u couldnt lift ur hands if ur life depended on it
I can deadlift 270kg
the chat has started to turn into gym chat
Wtf
I can deadlift 70050 kg
I can do 60
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Stupidest guys i have ever seen
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In ma laf
Haru dead lifts aka if he lifts anything hes dead
negawhattt
Too weak
@brittle knoll bro just shut up
Spelelelelel
I can deadlift phoenix A
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damn bros aint playin💀
With no chalk no belt and one hand
Ban that @brittle knoll so anoyieng @latent wedge
For 12 reps
Anyway
bros really dont playin💀
Nice no reason ping
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@brittle knoll nice u are an idiot
Bro is acting emotionally
@rich crow toh
u like kfc @brittle knoll ?
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damn
Bro is the one who's gonna get banned
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Another one
Dude ..I'm oke you?
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✅
Bro aint playing games 💀
how tf u gonna assume im idiot when im asian?
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I'm not on you
Lmaoooo
my grades probably better than you bro💀
That's is a wrong assumption
Bye... And good luck... And have fun guys
Oh ..u leaving?
So soon m
?
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Semy cant even balance on one leg
Hopefully
Hes got the footwork of a new born giraffe

I am hungry
i think maniek is trying to find my ip address 💀
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@brittle knoll of course u are
Polska
Eated
How are you doing
Polska on top
I agree
Nice
Poland on top
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Fax lil bro
His life is just on discord
Nice projecting
Dayum who hurt semy

He got an alt in here
Indeed
I don't think I can say which 🦕
Yess
Crazy
Hi
fellows
handsome
hru man
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Pretty good, hbu?
lol
same lol
Nice to hear
yall pretty friendly ngl
wanna play?
when i head discord i always think about toxic ppl and pedo
This server's fine tho
its true btw
ikr
With a few exceptions @rugged trail
ur right
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hey guys i can join any of ur clans ? 😭
No
My lawyer advised to refrain from giving details for the reasoning
okie 😊
i want to play allies with some none *sshole people that dont leave the match
yeah
That again?
anyone?🗣️🔥⁉️
It was i changed it later to pirate empress
not that kindof hole😭
Then what? Huh?
Why else u think it's banned
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👉🤨👈 think loopyzz think
what hole im talking is that kindof people that everyone hate
If it wasn't a banned word we wouldn't have low toxicity
well thats a fact
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DONT
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What did u say i couldn't see
Ok
ok
U made the choice to add it so
but no one should see it
u seem to like dino nuggets
Actually when I send sauropod emoji it means I enjoy eating tacos with beans and mustard, then do backflips while I'm waiting in line at mcdonalds

and everyone just disappear because some one is watching thanos do the thing
Yeah

Everyone knows that

But I reminded u

Caps not allowed
Emoji language
oh

Nice alt@cerulean elbow
what i just said is
Thx
help the last part😭😭

i have a really dumb shower thoughts
🫸

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has any devs of standoff 2 thinking about their games just a copy of csgo (not straight of)
Yo
They made it for that purpose only
ik
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141026639
Nice eye
ok my name is n00b1e
Ok
ima add you

🪮
Nice new emoji
Yes
🪮🍡🐓
🥢🐓
(poking with dango to check if it explodes)
Im about to eat both of u
🦙
Wgere doni report people for throwing purposely
I think 🐇
dr. mew suggests not clenching at all
iirc
(yes that's his real name)
Meanwhile his mastication muscles:
(btw I think they hurt because I ate bread (carbs (bad for teeth)))
I may be wrong but you seem very paranoid about the stuff you eat and the stuff you think they cause
like to an unrealistic extent
I'm not paranoid it's facts
ok
yea maybe I'm not the one to criticize given I eat fries whenever I can
I prefer being paranoid than nihilism
I eat bread because I'm poor but don't tell anyone
:sauropod_google_android_12:
I am completely aware that eating steak (btw keto friendly) is 10x better
(i bake the bread at home tho as to at least avoid the 1% vegetable oils that bakers use unnecessarily (definitely not brainwashed by Big Oil))
damn you bake your own bread
I should start eating healthy* too ngl I don't wanna miss out on infinite health given by the singularity in about a decade
I create the thing I swore to destroy
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🦕
Btw meat is keto friendly
(assuming it's just plain meat)
There's a thing called gluconeogenesis that continues to provide some glucose to the (few) tissues that still require it
And creates it from non-carb sources (like certain amino acids), otherwise the body can function optimally just on ketones and possibly still get benefits like those from water fasting ((keto will be my goal diet so I cna live up to 10000 years and experience cyborgification of humankind (I know because I peeked into the future 🦉)))
cyborgification might be much closer than just 1k years
I predict it'll be in about 50 years
I peeked into the future and humans will be fully erased in 10k years (exactly 🐓)
AGI by 2026. ASI by 2030
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Not if there will be wars
I think a war is more likely
First people will rebel against the Bigs, already the information became accessible to expose the propagationings of food and chemicals approved for using before they're tested
Then there will be war to put the population back in check and people will be forced to do things they don't want to
(doing vaccining was already a starter)
When is the new update?
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anyway gotta eat dinner










ehich medal is this

