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i ddos so2 servers πΏ
a few hours probably
Bro
Nooo π
Anybody has issues
omg totally ban
My game not loading
time to go outside ππ
Server issue
now u gonna work alot XD
10:39pm
yeah
The game
mine is working guys
gl explaining every time
i think u all banned

Lucky
works for me too
Should I just reinstall
now
Its a server issue

delete and don't reinstall
real
best advice
also it works again
Fr
only cuz i was going to play so2 he died!
Will save your phone!
except if u just troll in defuse then its ok
thats a sign my friend!
uninstall and delete all cache files. then never install again

@outer shale πΏ
@outer shale
I can't see the slow mode
WTF!
π¦
WTF!
fr fr
Okey now
Bro just wants attention now
Okey now
Lets not copy each other
kk
xd
no cap
no jk
how about i write it in reverse
No

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stay real bros
boringggg
gadda giddi gadda gadda doo
Can you enter the game?
ok
yes totally
christmas came early
No one can at this moment, there s a Server Issue going on right now, play at another time.
wdym it's fixed already
so2 is trying to edge us now
I just have a problem that I can't log in with my friends

christmas just
its working for me
a few months away
very cool
i mean i joined the main menu only
it's a game but I can't play the game??? wtf???
im in arms race
Its most likely
The gospel comes into play
not
Please
unban ππ
π€

bugs are friends
π

who is the best bronze player?????
me
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who asks?
Xd
aint no little hoe to assist brah
nooooooo
Ew
Hello
me
legend is just elite with extra steps
And than meπ
no rbg bronze very good
Sure 170 Games and the only thing is I reach Silvet and rank down to Bronze
XDXD
idk :))
me too
@paper tangle if my teammate troll the match, its any chance to cancel the results?
No
yes
no , just for cheaters the match gets cancelled
Give a promo for this bug hehe
extend the pass for the bug
Sad thoβ¦too many trollersβ¦or smurfers idk exactly
i mean trolling is fun
be bad + solo queue
yeah , i dont like to see only smurfers
no bronze are the top skill players
i play solo queue as well :))
they just have fun in game ,no tryhards
Solo q s so annoying
i drink fish tank water , very refreshing
algea is where its at
big chunk crunchy
very crunchy
I just sold my Karambit for 50 gold by accident π
Say ong you got it
My heart stoped
I wanna add the guy who has it but he has some font letters π
awe hell naw
why didnt told me before? i was going to buy!
I was gonna sell for more but I miss clicked at put 50 instead of 2500
i don't understand how people do that like i got vampire bat charm for 5g once
(1600g)
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It's cuz ppl type fast and they don't check and click sell
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i do that too for common skins but not for knives
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I am so stupid
I did that before aswell to my Necromancer Ak
I ain't spending a single more penny
xD
same but not on this game
Sad
i've spent enough already
lol yea i also spent too much money on r6 and they don't want to accept me to the marketplace
ohhh yeahhhh
I love the game but I also love the skins π
I spent 2k on a knife on Cs go just to get scammed by some nerd with dualhook links
I've spent way more than 200Β£
i lost karambit crimsonweb like that
they only accept some people because it's still in beta
Some like that
i didnt know it exists .-.
xD
i was going to trade with Sneppy karambit from butterfly for 7d :F
then i lost my karambit 4ever
I used to have a spending addiction for so2

Worst thing was he traded the knife to another account so I couldn't even report the scam so I got the knife back but yh
Use Ur brain instead
I remember when this one guy gave me his Gold Butterfly when I first started I promised I'd give it back to him or some better but he Didn't reply to me I think he quit π
His inv had probably over 500$ spent on
double it and give it to the next person
He had like 5 or 6 knifes
The gold butterfly was his cheapest
Fr
Sad for me no all I have is a kunai worth like 900 gold π
@rich crow it's the glitch 1
π
I would have had the kunai and Karambit but sold it π
For 50gold
Like I said
@rich crow last time I checked it was 900 now it's 1080
Then buy what with 800 gold π
I ain't spending a single more penny
@round vector gimmme
Give you what exactly π
Some gold xdd
Anyway i am saving for pass skins
Is it possible to buy pass with gold ?
I mean pass skins
Whoβs all playing from the US or UK?
Iβm new and seem to run into the same people a lot
Small game?
Noted okay haha
Does anyone know when I'll be able to sell my verglas tec9
@rich crow yh
The frosty thingy
Check dms I sent ss
nah im not going to queue f this game XD literally 2 guys with 20h the legend are queueing rn

too lazy to report them 

If you get banned on one acc so you play on another does that count as smurfing ?
if the devs arent dummys they can ban them already just with this printscreens lol
yo
Me brushing my teeth after I dreamt about my teeth falling off for the 3rd time this year

Hello
But what is the time of the day!?
I will want to know so i can be ready to jump to the action
And then buy new fantastic skin
I want an update where it doesn't kill you off when your wifi stops working for less than a second
Lol fr
I remember that
That's old as wine
Or something idk I'm not
I'm just a messenger
π
Bruh the new Samsung chicken emoji is kinda funny
They kinda copied apple's a lot more imo, but made them a bit more stylized 3d or sorta cel shaded
Now if they touch my babies I mean change the twemojis from discord too....
We're gonna have a real problem
Bankai: kanon biraki benihime aratame
π€¨π€π‘ππ
Bankai: shatatsu karagara shigarami no tsuji
Bankai: Katen kyokotsu karamatsu shinju
Sauropod: I am so cold
My brain is blown there's a E kitten weirdo in the chat
Stop spamming
Iβm not spamming + cry
π
Real
Domain expansion: infinite void
Realmuru
Iβm chillin
Noice
Economy inflation: 1 dollar bread
Iβm in bed. All snuggled up and cozy
Nice
Itβs 23:17
Thx
Too real
Salted tomatoes are nice
I feel guilty for eating 2550 calories today
Cabbage with vinegar and salt
I feel guilty for not eating my cucumbers with Tajin
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gonna eat idk probably the same or more amount in an hour by the time a get home
Oh
Idk what that is
(can only see it on SwiftKey suggestions or SwiftKey emoji tab)
Pickled cucumbers are nice
spicy salt
Oh ok
Pickled onionsπ
pizza pickle
You have to see the blowfish too
Going to the shops is boring
Same color as your name
When Iβm older Iβll probably just never go to the shop
And hope to somehow survive
When you'll be older your frontal lobe will be larger
And realize life is inherently ordinary
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Iβm having existential crisis knowing the universe will end in 20 trillions years (I accidentally picked immortality over 20 million dollars)
Also I enjoy going to shops just to check labels for fun



Poop
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Also look at this #πΈβphotos

(tiktok spongebob-sounding text to speech βοΈ)
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He yelled at the cameraman as an intimidation tactic
That face is just his aggressive face
Hi π¦
what the Ewalk
What the
I thought you never comeback because you hate everyone here
Is that a real person
βΉοΈ
besides that
Go ahead then 
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__ . . __

Nice __ __
The technology of creating more advanced emoticons from (already existing(too)) symbols is not here yet
soon enough theyβll come
Hoping for the best in 2005
There are a few dedicated sites that have some, let me show you my collection so far, I saved them in sms templates, oh my memory is about to be full
Bet
B^) :-) :] :/
(β β β βΏβ ββ )
Cool
Yeah my plugins dead
Oh look, a japanese emoticon maker!
ΰ²°β _β ΰ²°
π¦
Make it have a mustache
Hello, please provide me with your luxurious eloquent and exquisite collection
I shall fly by plane to establish a meeting so we can discuss the future of the economy and transact some sms templates plenty of emoticons through Bluetooth
Because I don't have roaming in my plan
lose
youβre losing
π¦
okay remember
Lose but win
Thanks I spent 5 hours making them by electrically shocking the board in the calculator using some iron strings I found
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@void bronze pooping
Nice muscles
no u lier

Oh the wonders of the internet in 2004
But I cannot talk anymore I ran out of memory
Guys please be quick his time is obviously very valuable and can absolutely NOT be wasted
For Quick game play on Russia server (Sand)
sand is trash
ΰΌΰΊΆβ βΏβ ΰΌΰΊΆ
breeze
Rusty
I always have to look for it
Erangel and Sanhok
I think it was cache
zone 9
Loot Lake
consulate
Tomato town
uhh
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not the similar large buildings
What were they called
I forgot
Hmmm
Dual skyscrapers or something
i made a 9/11 joke in 4th grade and teacher told me to go to the directorβs office βΉοΈ still havenβt recovered mentally
I think it was something related to the world trade center

No no because there was more than 1
π
I think
it was the 15th anniversary i think
The world trade centers
Happy birthday
It starts with T and ends with S
Tomatoes
hmm
thesis
Trombone tomatoes
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something was above it
π¦ π¦ π¦
the sky?


Iβm pretty sure it was larger than SuperMan

A kite
or
a firework
Definitely not that
Definetly
omg i know
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tanks
World trade center - world of tanks
youβre lying
π
There was something above it
Deeper Dictionary
And can be above?
is it a foreign word
Clouds
What else can be above?
Birds and superman
ππ
(writing with ears)
The atmosphere
I think
you should
think harder
It was bigger than a building
and it had a similar building that it was to its left
(Or right depending on pov)
The dictionary isnβt helping
So like tall?
very tall
ππ
Were they also close to eachother?
And if there was something above them then
Are you guys high
I eate brownies and i got nausea
π
What should i do
What were they made of
Poop tower
Two poops

My worst nightmare is not having donuts in Saturdays
what a nice mute
feels nice to have a empty chat
yall think the new skins gonna get added to marketplace on thursday
or a week after that
Itβs usually after 1-3 weeks after the BP ends
the cheaters rlly created an dc acc just to reply to my printscreen .-. on photos lmfao
Awe hell naw

thats why i wont play anymore in this season xd everytime i try to play someone is bugging or someone is cheating 

Thatβs why Iβm looking at the marketplace
Incredible gameplay
π
what skin?
Battlepass skins
What happened if i change email info on my facebook can i still use my account because i don't really have phone number on my fb account?
If you just change the email info, the account in so2 should remain the same
alright thanks
So you donβt lose the account
No problem
Just try to find players on #1044085342308941944 even though itβs dead
lmao check photos XD cs2 stoled sticker from so2 LMFAO
I mean you couldβve added both pictures to compare it
stoled
XD
Iβm new to stand-off 2 can someone help me?
its the new sticker HAHAHA
cs2 updated like 2 min ago
added alot of new things
and they added a stoled STICKER
Again you couldβve compared it to the sticker your talking about from so2

and its the same

most people wonβt know what sticker it is
cs did it better tbh
Can I kill you in defuse 2000 times for kd
Sure
bruh
Bruh
Idk Iβve never played stand-off so I got no clue what to do
on the game
First time?
Yeah just got it
it really be like that
you have to stand still and go to somewhere called counter t spawn if your t
and they will kill you
Ok
well the objective of the game is to play either side
Like for T side itβs to plant the bomb and wait it out until it goes boom
or kill the CT side and win that way
Ok
I never plant bomb
for CT is to either defuse the bomb that the T side planted or to kill the T side in order to win the round
Thereβs a whole economy system in the game and thereβs a variety of weapons to choose from
Ok
From pistols, to shotguns to rifles and smgs to lmgs
I never seen cheater
and thatβs about it really
Thereβs other modes to play to
but itβs mostly for fun
I play competitive
I played a lot in 4 season
and hackers
ok
there are hackers in allies??
Thatβs about it really
Alr thanks
if i use a email and i got a different one is there anyone to change that email to my nee one?
Me I have no idea
Transferring information from one account to another for so2 is only applicable to like facebook and stuff
but if youβre using Gmail then no
wait so if i make a facebook and do that would it work?
Don't play on hongkong many cheater play on hongkong
im just joking buddy

π
Totally NOT real



I stand the aff
Ok
But I want to stand the aff
I just played a game and my game crashed and I couldnβt reconnect!!!!!!!!
I lost full mmr
I will be reporting that!!!!!!!


Sometimes I get banned from this server for too many fun emojis, itβd be sad to see billy go again so Iβll tone it down this time
Wipe nose feel better
Scratch nose feel good
Itch feel good when scratch
Very cool
1-2 weeks
Ok thanks
No problem
To who
To anyyone respon so is u
Iβm feeling funny
the same guy responded again
and it was amazingly funny
He responded again
such nice words from him
totally nothing ban worthy is there
and such honesty from him
hope he has a pleasant year once heβs gone
the more he does it the more I laugh at it
makes my day better
I could count the braincells on you
Lar
Anyone up for a deathmatch
sadly I want a donut
A chocolate glazed one?
Yeah
or a normal bagel
bagels are cool too
If only the bakery was open after I leave work
Iβm just broke
after getting the gloves and Karambit
Yeah ik
Coulda definitely waited till the market flopped but its worth it
2?
Real
I believe this is the third time selling my skins for a bit of profit
No this is my second time
any america based clans out there? i see a lot for poland and france and spain, nun for america lol
is it possible to lose 452 mmr if you lose 2-8 in Allieβs
Itβs cuz American people or NA clans are scarce or donβt even exist anymore
dang, im just lookin for a clan lol, game doesnt seem to popular over here
or in general really, i cant find find rank games for nothing
It was like 4-5 years ago
try EU servers btw for Comp
idk why the game fell offπ€·ββοΈ
Allies for East NA
People got a lot of money from Tournaments in NA so they got PCs instead
try it
It depends on which server u are honestly, I always find matches in west usa
East USA by the other hand...
yeah im east usaπ
That isnt the issue
If I used my alt account I can probably find games (against shiders) faster
Yeah I don't know the topic at all, just fell off here by parachute
It's time off in my job rn

Meanwhile I have to play against sweaty gold players
is your pfp urban tracker...?
Yes
W
I love her style
idek what console cod she from, i only know her from codmπ
She's original from codm
oh dope
If only u knew the difference to lvl 20 to lvl 185 lobbies
Such a simple and iconic design she has
im lvl 31π
Don't rank up
Early season 4 character as well from 2019
motoko better, and kestral imo
Who tf is kestral? π
urban tracker def top 3 best female skins
she came out with the maddox draw, the first one
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weird ngl
I like the skins
Never gotten over 3 kd
Or even 2kd actually
Cuz whenever I join I'm immediately spawn camped
And I can't do nothing about
Yo
Couldnt careless about it honestly
So is so2 gonna copy cs2's new update its fireπ
not not not not da fake nox
Doesn't fit with the theme of my inventory and skins aren't going to forgive them on their dumb change
Not da real nox fr
no longer real
hi peeps
huh
My account was banned for collaborating with a cheater, but I did nothing like that
Can you help me
You have any proof that you were in the same party as him?
takis are mad overrated
nah i taste all the lime in it
i personally dont like limes so i aint a huge fan of takis, but i like the blue ones
they okay
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yeah but i like blue
blue is a solid colorπ€·ββοΈ
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im tempted to spend a couple $100 and get a dope knife, i mean i already have a knife but i want a cooler one. i have the Fang "Haunt" knife, like a $15 knife lol
still pretty nice tbh
Had to force close discord
rip
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Why is this the first thing I see
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phone
I wanna say
I even started going bald from the rancid omega 3
(when I was still taking it)
π³π¦
Nah now my hair seems fine
Seemed more thinner overall basically
Not even the classic pattern
π¦
Survived a Big Pharma attack
Why not just be bald
Because
Feels very Andrew Tate sigma male
π‘ π‘
Survived a matrix attack
Why not be andrew tate but also have hair
π§ π¦
@cerulean vault

You can't put plants in someone's head π€£ π π€£ π
White wolf man sitting at tree looking over shoulder
:koak:
Im blackπ
koak

You need 1000iq to understand
Nuh uh
Winnie the pooh
Im smart alr my teacher threw a book at me so
He's puffed up
I got smarter
π¦ π¦

Chinese president
Breathing technique
Nice blowing

Nice sping
You can look at my match history
I'm not a in-game moderator, just a discord moderator


So who can help me ?
the support team
here's the link π https://help.standoff2.com/en
I corresponded with them but still no response.
nice cow
hahahha I understand, thank you, actually I don't even know who the cheater is, I left the competition, I slept, and when I woke up in the morning, I was banned.
good luck with that
The website shows that a response will be provided within 3 days.
Yo
Hey guys , who can send me something another servers about standof 2)
I found out who caused the ban. We won the match against them in the alliance from 7-4 to 8-7
I can't believe I got banned because of this idiot
Nobody knows
Its soon right ?
There is one way to get information
About new updates
Check our announce regulary
Asking after seeing the announcement
@rich crow without ur nitro i didn't even recognise u π
Wow
True
I got on gold then stopped playing
Better than losing
Random kick me for no reason
Guys should i have my joystick fixed or free touch?
Nobody knows
When can i sell battlepass skins?
this is buIIshit #πΈβphotos
2-3 weeks after the bp ends
u can sell bp skins?β¦
theyre not limited like other games?
nope
what other games are you referring to?
@paper tangle My Google Play purchasing problem has been fixed. Finally I was able to buy 3500Gold and I have a new knife, I am very excited.
Aza is likely asleep
I noticed
fortnite ig
ngl I forgot abt rocket league
u can trade ur bp stuff
Hollyyy sheee,,,,,. Nice bro
Wheres mahhhh 50g

congrats

How much is that
800+
Qlq
Hello
Like 800g
Why TF is my game bugging
What's issue?
I'm lagging even though my ping is less than 60
In both sg and HK servers
Could be server problem
This game has the worst server, what do you expect
cool bro
800+
Yooo ok
@rocky nexus u could wait a little and bought it for 500
Right Crash is gonna come soon

Do Russians have a word for spam
When will FROSTY Chaos items release on the market
Hey, im hosting a custom event called titan hunt. One titan (ct) vs terrorists. Who wants to join? (https://link.standoff2.com/en/lobby/join/65c36b6a1a898d453807bdfe?token=2QDshL7XoiE3WneOUnNzWlCy92EIcXEB)
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