💬│english-chat

[paper tangle]

[torpid dew]

Then why your helper

[paper tangle]

Because I’ve been helping people for the past 3 years

[torpid dew]

Ahh got it

[tall shore]

I was joking

[torpid dew]

Good from you

How much gold ppl got here ?

[tall shore]

Nightly is an angel

Respects for her

[paper tangle]

What

[torpid dew]

How much gold you have in the game

[paper tangle]

Like 3K rn

[torpid dew]

Damn

I have 6 i was think im rich

[paper tangle]

It’s not much

[tall shore]

@paper tangle you rich girl

[paper tangle]

I’m broke fr

[tall shore]

Me too

[torpid dew]

3k and broke

Then i don't have anything

[tall shore]

She's just being humble

[paper tangle]

Making pork while in a hot room is not a good idea

I’m practically sweating

[tall shore]

The meal will be the reward tho

[outer valley]

[paper tangle]

but I’ll still be sweating

[outer valley]

if so2 pay u cuz ur helper ur rich already XD

[paper tangle]

I literally have nothing but an undershirt on

I’m still broke

At least I go to work in a cold environment

[lavish sandal]

Y'all have any idea when the update gonna be released?

[rich crow]

why is there no option to buy the pass for gold?

[rich crow]

after the Sharp offer so in a month

[lavish sandal]

Bruh💀

[tall shore]

Ur asking to have an effective infinite gold farm at this point

[outer valley]

cap

[rich crow]

last season it was also about a month inbetween seasons

[outer valley]

cap

[paper tangle]

It was like 2 weeks really

I can’t find my hair dryer

[sour star]

shouldnt u just put it smwhere in ur bathroom

mine is always on a plastic bag hanging on a hook on the door

[outer valley]

[rich crow]

any tutorial on stretched res for Bluestacks or mobile?

[outer valley]

maybe

[rich crow]

how do Csgo players do it

[outer valley]

u have res ingame settings .-.

also u can add res with nvdia

[plush bluff]

Play 5v5 tomorow 20:00

[obtuse panther]

@paper tangle When will the new pass come?

[paper tangle]

I have no information about when the next pass comes

[outer valley]

never

[broken magnet]

no na players?

☠️

[verbal imp]

I'll pass

[outer valley]

no

[broken magnet]

Embarrassing

[verbal imp]

A few

[silent nebula]

[verbal imp]

Real

[hushed jacinth]

anyone in the faceit sever?

[unreal sluice]

Begging for gold is forbidden

[rich crow]

he said no beg

[frozen geyser]

Whats the best res for bluestacks fr

[rich crow]

Why the app on google playstore doesn't show in here

[paper tangle]

What

[rich crow]

It said i can't use the app

[paper tangle]

Uninstall and reinstall

if possible

[rich crow]

Nah like the app doesn't let me install

It likes doesn't have access to it

[spiral breach]

oo

[tranquil lion]

I have a problem about payment , someone could help ?

[rich crow]

dm me

[patent kettle]

Shut up

[paper tangle]

Can you send a screenshot of the problem and send it to #📸│photos

[harsh tusk]

Are there any promo codes out?

[sour star]

no there arent any available right now

[harsh tusk]

Damn they should make it not so hard to earn the in game cash

[proper gyro]

damn gk rejoined

[sour star]

atleast you dont have to spend real money to get skins

unlike in cs where u have to spent money to get skins

[harsh tusk]

True

[small dawn]

Do you have any idea about the promo codes ...like when will they come out

[sour star]

usually each major update

[proper gyro]

honestly what a terrible take

[sour star]

like halloween seasons or winter etc

[small dawn]

And from where should I get the promo codes

[harsh tusk]

? Wdym

[sour star]

there will be a limited amount of around 500k uses

[paper tangle]

There are three ways to get promo codes (ranked from worst to best):

Events. Like the season 6 dune event graffitis.
Youtubers. Sponsored youtubers sometimes get promos from axlebolt that they can share with their viewers
Sponsored tournament live streams ("Standoff 2 Cybersport" youtube channel). They give out the promos during random points in the stream

Note: The second and third methods have a redemption limit i.e. only a limited number of people can redeem them. You gotta be fast.

Credit: Changba

[sour star]

the official standoff2 channel

[proper gyro]

most games dont even let you have the premium currency

[sour star]

codm

or cod in general

[proper gyro]

sure they give you skins but most of them are like 1-2 tiers below the max rarity

[sour star]

they dont even look that good

[proper gyro]

the game is quite generous compared to the competition

[small dawn]

Alr thanks bro (:

[sour star]

np

[peak thunder]

Skins comes in market when?(From pass)

[paper tangle]

1-3 weeks

[worthy storm]

Can you answer me in chat?

br

[rich crow]

how do you even fix this #📸│photos

[brittle knoll]

You are so cold

🐔🪄

[hushed jacinth]

anyone in the standoff faceit discord sever?

[rich crow]

looks like you’re playing on blue stacks right?

yeah but there shouldn't be black lines

[sour star]

be a big content creator

idk ask lilith

hes asleep tho

well if u have enough fame u can get sponsored

it doesnt depend how many ppl that play in ur countrz

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[sour star]

what matters is ur performance

on ur vids

[brittle knoll]

Nice spaghetti name

I think you should cut down some carbs

🐇

[rich crow]

sup

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🐔 🐔

Who's azaloth

🐡

Where's azaloth

[sour schooner]

Hm

[brittle knoll]

I drank two cups of lemonade with vinegar

I expected my stomach to hurt but not at all

In fact it calmed down too my hunger pain so like

🦕

But now I'm hungry again

🦙

Doubt

[solar compass]

Yoo what is a promotional code??

[brittle knoll]

There's no way to trade safely so

[solar compass]

O

[brittle knoll]

We got chatgpt which can dive into hundreds of google searches instantly

And bro is still asking here what a promo code means

🐢

[sour schooner]

I mean, at least they're being Curious enough

Bored

Got 30 mins left before working

[brittle knoll]

@paper tangle wowww, you gotta check what this guy just said and deleted

🐓 📣

[sour schooner]

What happened?

[brittle knoll]

The ghost guy specifically

Bro sees someone's pic and assumes gender

🦕

[sour schooner]

Lmao

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🦕 🦕

How do u know he's a she

🐓

Real moment

[sour schooner]

[brittle knoll]

I confirm, I was the

Burger on your desk

🍿🐓

[sour schooner]

[brittle knoll]

Omg I can't believe you're a 10 year old kid with a standoff shirt

Discord should ban you!!! It's 13+!

Your pfp clearly dictates who you are!

[brittle knoll]

Btw I am indeed an American football ball shaped blowfish

That is staring at the camera like __ . . __

Nice ai

🦕

Wowww

@paper tangle

🦕

[rich crow]

you gotta fix your settings

make it fullscreen

[brittle knoll]

My back hurts

🐆

🦭🦐🦭🦐

Back hurting no more

(perhaps only android users will understand the emoji)

Stop motion animation real

[brittle knoll]

Result comparison:

🦒

(can stand upright with no problem)

((not accurate representation because I don't stand on 4 legs 🐔 🐔 🐔 🐔 ))

Now my teeth hurt

🐲

(very accurate representation of teeth hurting , because uhhh two teeth sticking out, they're definitely not supposed to do that right 🐓)

Dang, it's the good hearted knife person

🐔

[pale gull]

[brittle knoll]

If i were a mod rn I would apply the two birds one stone technique

🐓 🐓

💀🐡

Smooch for skull

Nice random senseless emoji

Can you explain the symbolism behind this combination?

I have my notes ready

🗒🦕

[outer valley]

[brittle knoll]

🐖

Legs eated

🐖(😁👹)

[paper tangle]

Already reported

You never did

[wintry lagoon]

How to fix loading screen

[thorn crypt]

Is the game okk?

Yesterday game was lagging crashing

[paper tangle]

Always happens after a BP ends

Just wait until bug fix

[wintry lagoon]

But how to fix loading screen

[thorn crypt]

Just restart is the only option

[wintry lagoon]

The device?

[thorn crypt]

After loging in i can't see my pfp and after too many time on lobby it crashes

[paper tangle]

The app

[thorn crypt]

Poco F1

[paper tangle]

and if that doesn’t work then the device

[silent charm]

Can you buy Jimmy Dumplin Mokkoji?

[hexed raft]

.

[paper tangle]

What the hell is that

[silent charm]

Yes

[wintry lagoon]

Thx

[silent charm]

187224728

promo codes

[shadow olive]

when the new pass is inserted

[paper tangle]

There are none

[silent charm]

Okay

[paper tangle]

We have no information when the new pass comes but the BP items going into market is in 1-3 weeks.

And also change the pfp before a ban happens for nsfw

[thorn crypt]

Too much bp items.. Will they remove any collection?

[silent charm]

Shipboard me the promo code she will super GG Jeeta yes she will see an apology to Jota nop

[shadow olive]

(((

[silent charm]

187224728

[shadow olive]

i like my pfp

[paper tangle]

Currently they’re only going to get rid of the Sharp Collection

[thorn crypt]

What? It's the new on right?

[paper tangle]

I’m sorry but I’m going to ask you to change it before you get banned

I’m just warning you

[paper tangle]

Yes

[paper canopy]

When are frosty guns coming to market

[paper tangle]

(I wish it was the fable tbh)

[silent charm]

We’ll see Porgie me, the promo code ?

[paper tangle]

1-3 weeks

[paper canopy]

K

[thorn crypt]

How to report someone?

[paper tangle]

As I said there are no promocodes.

[thorn crypt]

Here

[paper tangle]

Dm me with evidence

Screen record if possible

And pass the Discord ID

[thorn crypt]

Okk

[silent charm]

Yes

[shadow olive]

i have a problem,i can t,discord give me an error,btw my english is bad

[thorn crypt]

@silent charm ur rank in so2?

[silent charm]

She was supposed middle promo codes is crazy yes she will see an apology. It’s crazy. Nop

Yes

[paper tangle]

Just do it twice and it should work

I have that problem too

[silent charm]

187224728 promo codes pls pls

[paper tangle]

You are making no sense whatsoever

[shadow olive]

👍🏼

[thorn crypt]

@silent charm

[silent charm]

?

[paper tangle]

and stop begging for promocodes before you get banned for extreme begging

[thorn crypt]

Ur rank in so2?

[paper tangle]

Alright.

[silent charm]

Nop

[shadow olive]

[silent charm]

🇧🇷🇧🇷

[thorn crypt]

Atleast can i know if you r a regular player.. So i can send u golds

[silent charm]

Yes

[thorn crypt]

No

[silent charm]

Promocode pls

[thorn crypt]

Nvm times up

[paper tangle]

sadge

[paper tangle]

Again, stop begging for promocodes, you will be banned for this.

[silent charm]

Yes 👍🏻

[paper tangle]

Final warning

[silent charm]

187224728 I’d

[shadow olive]

stiletto tie dye/flux???

[velvet verge]

Yo

[gritty river]

🦦

[sour schooner]

Getting called a "Hacker" for your own Skill is the best Achievement

[wintry lagoon]

Pls fix loading screen I uninstalled and reinstalled it but it won't work

[jolly fox]

how long did you wait for loading

[outer valley]

you know hes not understanding a single word XD

[wintry lagoon]

15

Mins

[paper tangle]

He’s already been muted for a day

If he does it again it’s perma

[outer valley]

😭 Lmao

[wintry lagoon]

Pls I want to play

[sour schooner]

Some people are just Brain-dead begging for free stuff

Its disgusting

[paper tangle]

I have to deal with it everyday so I’m just used to it

[wintry lagoon]

Pls I want to play

[mild stag]

how you sell case

[paper tangle]

It’s not your fault that the game is like this, it always happens after a BP ends, please wait until the next bug fix comes.

[outer valley]

XD they think someone goes the give them smth 😭

[paper tangle]

Which one?

[sour schooner]

I know, that's your job as a mod here, Im just Flabbergasted at these kinds of people

[wintry lagoon]

Ok

[mild stag]

case revenge colecltin

[paper tangle]

It’s worse when it’s very weird people

[paper tangle]

It’s not sellable yet

[paper tangle]

Like the other day some guy wanted to tickle my feet

and some guy named Ghost wanted to take me out on a date and marry me

[sour schooner]

Ikr, Like- Can you at least Save-up some money if you really want a skin or Work yourself for it?

[paper tangle]

pretty weird stuff tbh

[outer valley]

they are 8y

they dont have money

[sour schooner]

Not every single person who has skins are Rich

[outer valley]

[sour schooner]

Then learn how to manage money or suck it up

[outer valley]

99% are brazilian they born poor already

[sour schooner]

Duhh, Its not like they're the only poor ones

[outer valley]

thats true xd

[jolly fox]

what

[sour schooner]

Sometimes after i play a random match, there is this one guy Asking me for free gold, And most of them are russians 💀

[outer valley]

[sour schooner]

But yeah, I just despise people who can only beg without Even trying to gain for themselves

They're Lazy

[brittle knoll]

Slelelellelelel

Elllel lele elee

🐂

[storm patrol]

Yo guys whats the cheapest i could invest in so that over time ill have enouph gold for cheapest m9 or cheapest karambit

[rich crow]

hi

[brittle knoll]

🐪

🦙

Yo mama llama

[novel wind]

🦙

🐪

Llama mama yo

[brittle knoll]

😡

(roblox sound effect and animation that is played when the emoji is sent)

[proper gyro]

minimum invest for those will be around 2k-4k gold for the cheapest karam/m9

[jolly fox]

kebab

[barren flame]

Does anybody have a good NA clan server?

[brittle knoll]

"due to overuse, the masseter and temporalis muscles get stronger and more pronounced, just like any other muscle in the body does in response to exercise. This enlargement, called hypertrophy, can lead to a square jaw that looks undefined and stereotypically masculine"

This quote deserved a manual typing

🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓

This is what's been going on with me clenching my teeth (not bruxising)

Combine clenching with mewing so you can also "define" the jaw

🧠🦕

My jaw muscles have been weak for years due to lack of chewing anything at all (especially since I quit bread) and I kept doing mewing, but my jaw still seemed pretty round and narrow on the sides, now I have unlocked the secret of giga chaddd

(pfp is now accurate representation to real life real)

[high notch]

You find one let me know

[brittle knoll]

If you look at Owen from total drama island or Peter Griffin 🐓 🐓 they got huge jaws thanks to chewing so much food

[paper tangle]

Them jaws big

[brittle knoll]

It's as shrimple as that

🦐

[paper tangle]

Shrimp yourself

[brittle knoll]

Their cuts probably went crazy

[paper tangle]

🦐

[brittle knoll]

🦐🐓

Rifle

[paper tangle]

Pokodak shoots shrimp rifle

🦐 🐓

[silent parcel]

Guys

How much does the polar clarity sticker cost in the market?

[high notch]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/206906290

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[jolly fox]

you should get a chew toy

[stray violet]

Bruxish is pokemon

[paper tangle]

that ugly ahh fish from that Alola region

[novel wind]

Yo

[sour schooner]

Sup

[urban onyx]

Guys how to get the veteran xp fast

Like any particular gamemode which we should play

[sour schooner]

Not really

But if you want consistent exps

TDM is the best choice

Though, the exp only counts based on how many kills you got

[tough meadow]

iirc the inventor of mewing (or his son idk) made a video on overdoing chewing

the jaws get too chiseled and huge

[paper tangle]

from:

To

[tough meadow]

I bought mastic gum a few years ago and chewed it everyday without thinking much. Didn't come to mind that I should've chewed with both sides

Now my left jaw is visibly more chiseled than my right

[tall shore]

Is it normal for skins with reflective feature turn the reflective part pixelated? It kind takes the beauty away from the skin

[tough meadow]

too broke to justify spending money on mastic gum again

[tall shore]

Just happened now to M16 Shogun Stripes' eyes after the update

I posted the before/after in #📸│photos

I just noticed I recorded it in 480p

But it is definitely pixelated now

[high notch]

Antone on

[tall shore]

@tough meadow those skins look like that for you as well?

Or is it something to do with update files and I need to reinstall for it to become better

[jolly fox]

nobody invented mewing lol

[tough meadow]

yea yea ik

[jolly fox]

thats the natural resting state of the tongue

[tough meadow]

I guess "the person who named it" or "discovered it" is more appropriate

[nimble topaz]

hello guys could anyone dm me I’m going through I struggle please its not game related but I’d like it a lot.

[jolly fox]

discovered it is wrong

but i guess you can say named it

its only for those who for some reason, left their natural inclination to have a proper jaw

[tough meadow]

yes

[tall shore]

That's not good, even skins aren't safe

[nimble topaz]

sorry to bother or anything but I really need someone to talk to its not necessarily game related its more so real life with my brother recently taking his own life and I have just been going to servers trying to talk to people cause me and my family need to come up with money to go towards my big bros go fund me I know its a lot but even a dollar would help man.

[wintry lagoon]

When will next update be

[patent jacinth]

does standoff has gift cards that you can buy?

because if they don't then what is the use of promo codes

[ornate spoke]

Is there any NA clans that are actually active

I'm not talkin just 4-5 people either

[pale gull]

Guys i have m16 Bigfoot Stat how much will you guys will it go in future

Think*

[rich crow]

idek what skin that is

send a pic of it in photos rq

[pale gull]

M16 which came in Spin

Recently

[tall shore]

Probably 200+ gold since it was a lucky draw item

[wary plaza]

Yo

[pale gull]

I got that gun in 180 gold

[tough meadow]

there are subreddits and facebook groups for this

[unreal sluice]

Sousou no frieren

@tough meadow u seen new ep?

[tough meadow]

Yep

[unreal sluice]

Frieren is the last surviving great mage

I’m surprised they don’t give her that first class straight away

Last surviving great mage, no diffs denken

And breaks serie’s barrier

[tough meadow]

Yep she's awesome

Unfortunately serie doesn't respect her

[unreal sluice]

Yeah

It’s cuz she refused the magic

[vale chasm]

I have screenshot a guys is cheat . Wallhack

Could someone please tell me who I should contact?

[paper tangle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[proper gyro]

ngl this sound petty af

[hexed igloo]

im so baffled with this keyboard 😭

i wanted to type angle but i remember my L key is broken then i wanted to type 2 but i remember that key is doomed too so i go and type Two but i remember T is also broken 😭

[proper gyro]

@paper tangle valo on hdd

:icant:

[paper tangle]

not the hdd

[rich crow]

I’m actually so tired of playing w idiots

[lost canyon]

Mann its soo difficult to type promo codes that fast

[gentle thicket]

Someone knows When battle pass skin get in market ?

[paper tangle]

1-3 weeks

[gentle thicket]

Dame

[gentle thicket]

Dang

Mmr is horrible

Worst thing in so2

They should change mmr system

[rich crow]

The mmr is good

[gentle thicket]

No

[rich crow]

But you need to play with an friend

[gentle thicket]

Its horrible

[rich crow]

With same rank

[gentle thicket]

Yes

[hexed igloo]

the mmr looks horrible cause of the bad matchmaking in general

[rich crow]

Like 2 days ago

[rich marsh]

Yup true

[rich crow]

I got an bronze 4

[rich marsh]

I am an old gold player but now I am stuck in silver 3

[rich crow]

Its very goofy

[cosmic garden]

i sold my gloves “templar” for 400 gold bcs of missclick 😔

[rich crow]

My friend too

[rich marsh]

It is easy for me to get kills but my team sucks

[hexed igloo]

just now i was against phoenix and champion but a second i lost 1 match im back against silvers like what?

[rich crow]

Goofy matchmaking system

Even you win with 8-0 or 10-0

[rich marsh]

I think almost all the game have bad match making system

[gentle thicket]

I should be atleast golf 2 but un silver 1 and can only matchmake on brazil with 200 Ping

[rich crow]

[rich marsh]

Like in valo it tough for u to win if the random u get are bad

[odd phoenix]

hello

[rich marsh]

Hi

Is anyone here for the winter pass skin to get available on market

[rich crow]

Maybe they Separate / filters players ranks and play with same ranks in one match

[gentle thicket]

Me

[rich crow]

Even it takes 1 minute to matchmake

[rich marsh]

But I think it not possible

[rich crow]

Btw in brawlstars is possible

[rich marsh]

I want to buy that epic akr and p350 legendary

[hexed igloo]

here's how the Matchmaking work, the game will search a player within 350mmr range around yours if the game couldn't find a player it will Expand that mmr range for about 500

[rich crow]

Like in showdown or duos everyone have same rank like 10

[rich marsh]

It has much more active player base

[gentle thicket]

I want new knife m9

[hexed igloo]

its gonna be like 3k entry market

[rich marsh]

Oh nice

I don't have that much money

[gentle thicket]

Yeee i will buy it

I got dual daggers

[rich marsh]

I have 200g and

[gentle thicket]

Will be for 800 g least

[hexed igloo]

you gotta look for a decent pattern tho or if you actually care

[gentle thicket]

Good gold

[odd phoenix]

is it okay for me to play the game as a fresh new 2024 player

[cosmic garden]

2.5

[odd phoenix]

i feel lost

[gentle thicket]

Yeah true

[rich marsh]

I already have a nice knife
Jkommando augustite

[gentle thicket]

Show

[rich marsh]

What happened bro?

[odd phoenix]

i get one tapped by ak players

i just started the game idk

i know absolutely nothing about it

[rich marsh]

Oh grind u play much better

[odd phoenix]

does that take time

like over a year or sum

[rich marsh]

Yes it will

[tough meadow]

@rich marsh maltif 1000?

[odd phoenix]

to be a normal player

i don't wanna be a pro i just wanna get used to it first

[rich marsh]

?

What do mean bro

[tough meadow]

I mean is that your ign?

[hexed igloo]

nah

[odd phoenix]

how so

[rich marsh]

I know u changba

[odd phoenix]

i just wanna know how they aim so good

people here are built different

fingers aimbot

[hexed igloo]

well practice

are you using claw or just thumbs

[rich marsh]

We use to play together

[tough meadow]

Yep. I think we were friends at one point

[odd phoenix]

uh

3

[hexed igloo]

that's a good start

[rich marsh]

Yup

[odd phoenix]

third is the upper left shooting area thing

with the crouch

[hexed igloo]

just make sure between you aiming and shooting is in a separate fingers, it gives you more contorl

[rich marsh]

Yes

[odd phoenix]

i do that kinda

and still bad

[rich marsh]

Play more duel mode to improve your aim

[hexed igloo]

youll get used to it

[odd phoenix]

i play tdm the most

[paper tangle]

zaner

[hexed igloo]

hi

[paper tangle]

when

banana

[rich marsh]

Play it more

[odd phoenix]

ight

do i have to use acceleration

and gyro

[hexed igloo]

no gyro

[rich marsh]

@tough meadow plz give ur id

[odd phoenix]

idk how to use gyro like humans

acceleration makes my long range aim on zaza

[rich marsh]

I don't have gyro on right now

[hexed igloo]

acceleration is alright, really depends on your playstyle

Gyro is not suitable for aiming if im being honest

[tough meadow]

I've stopped playing. Probably won't be back for a few months

[odd phoenix]

that works pretty well on other games since they dont have acceleration

for example pubg

[tall shore]

It is good for games with bullet drop like PUBG

Standoff I doubt a bit

[hexed igloo]

Well pubg has way different mechanics

[odd phoenix]

yeah

[hexed igloo]

in a game like this, you're heavily reliant on aim

[paper tangle]

what if

[hexed igloo]

so you want as much consistency as possible

[paper tangle]

banana crosshair

[tall shore]

Overrated

We need duck

[odd phoenix]

hacks

[paper tangle]

we need

[hexed igloo]

you ever seen those headless crosshair

how do people even use that

[odd phoenix]

do yall play on 120 fps

[paper tangle]

with skill

[odd phoenix]

i find that a common thing in shooter fps games

[hexed igloo]

60

[odd phoenix]

also ipads

alot of them

idk why

[hexed igloo]

it doesn't really matter

[odd phoenix]

fast reactions it does

but on pc

[hexed igloo]

they prefer ipad over phone simply because it has bigger screen from what i heard

[rich marsh]

I have iPhone so I play on 120 fps

[odd phoenix]

oh

its better for claw

way better

[hexed igloo]

if you just play it casually why would you care you know

[paper tangle]

bigger fov better visibility

[hexed igloo]

long tablet

[odd phoenix]

not the same width

[paper tangle]

longer tablet

[odd phoenix]

worse width but better overall visibility

[hexed igloo]

3:4 moments

[odd phoenix]

1920x1080 solos

[odd phoenix]

what iphone is that

14 pro?

[tall shore]

It's way easier to control your vision as well

[rich crow]

Hi

[hidden snow]

Wuz gud

[rich crow]

I am new in this game... Mind giving me some tips?

[hidden snow]

You have to kill to win

[rich crow]

I know that bro 😂

[hidden snow]

Bro freind me and give your ID

Talk private

[harsh tusk]

On tha way to bronze 3 🥳

[wise cedar]

Ain't this game dead

I be tryna load a match and it never lets me

[rich crow]

I buy AKR TAG KING startrack 1,4K

[next ocean]

[forest trail]

[primal rain]

Zuskeewhatsupbro

[next ocean]

imgutwhataboutyou

[primal rain]

Fixing my cousins computer

🦕🦕

So we can play fnaf 4 from my steam account

[next ocean]

what the helll

[primal rain]

(my pc doesn't supports fnaf)

[rich crow]

Gl

[next ocean]

xa

[primal rain]

It works now btw

There were a boot error and I fixed it

Let me send footage

Hoppala on dms

[hushed jetty]

i want to get out of this marriage party so bad

[unreal sluice]

Hi

[unreal sluice]

To play so2

[hushed jetty]

nah just some rest

[proper gyro]

@paper tangle the ram came

[unreal sluice]

Ok xd

[next ocean]

[teal dome]

[hushed jetty]

empty

empty…

i got nothing

[winter saddle]

I just tried to play a match and no one connected , I didn’t even enter the match and it’s saying I left the match and it took 60 mmr from me, everyone in the match also said they left …… no one connected at all

How is that possible

[tough meadow]

poor billy always has the game working against him

[tough meadow]

report it and you'll most likely get your mmr back

[teal dome]

please, report this problem here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[proper gyro]

installed on 8gb stick

and my laptop feels better

wow

4gb was killing me

[twin acorn]

Is it normal to have like 21 kills in the game, win then get like -4 mmr

[tough meadow]

yea only 4gb would suck

[tough meadow]

yes. Very normal

[tough meadow]

running it dual channel or just the one stick?

[proper gyro]

4 and 8

so crappy dual channel

it is dual channel but its 4 and 8

[tough meadow]

meh it's better than just the 8

at least

[proper gyro]

2400mhz

heh

ran tekken well

60fps

7 not 8

[tough meadow]

nice

[proper gyro]

im broke for 8

[tough meadow]

imma just watch the 8 story cutscenes like I always do in yt before I can afford it

[proper gyro]

8 story hella engaging

3hrs i think

but the end is worth it

lmao

[winter saddle]

They better !!!!! I been workin hard

[proper gyro]

||only if you had that motivation in an actual job||

[rich crow]

Its ok billy

[raw smelt]

yooooo

[hushed jetty]

[rich crow]

anyone on Australian servers wanna 1v1?

[rich crow]

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[zinc sun]

When will the market open for this seasons skins

[rich crow]

Helloooooo

[winter saddle]

These little ragga muffins !!!!

I reported the issue let’s hope I get my mmr back 😡😄

[raw smelt]

143704875

thats my id if anyone wants to run a few matches cuh es

matches*^

[rich crow]

my team mates are selling so hard

22 kills all by my self

[raw smelt]

gahhh leee

comp?

or norm defuse

cuz dayum

[rich crow]

defuse

[rich crow]

yeah it’s so annoying man

[raw smelt]

bro i swear all my teamates in defuse are straight bots

once i die i know for a fact we aint gettin the round

[sour schooner]

It is what it is

[rich crow]

ongg

[sour schooner]

Waiting for the Skins to get into the market

[jolly fox]

when will you get into the market

[hushed jetty]

[jolly fox]

(riz)

dunk your head in cold water

[hushed jetty]

nah

message got deleted?

[sour schooner]

Im Priceless

[jolly fox]

2 akr tiger my best deal

🤝

[sour schooner]

Nah nah

Default knife

Then we deal

[jolly fox]

waaa im tired but i wanna stay in this pathetic state because i get off of pain

[hushed jetty]

[jolly fox]

or jus sleep maybe

who knows

[jolly fox]

deal 😁🤝

[hushed jetty]

im going another night without enough sleep screw you!!!

[sour schooner]

Imma play a few random matches, gotta Keep my aim steady

[jolly fox]

ok when

[hushed jetty]

idk

[jolly fox]

how about

September 1st

2029

[hushed jetty]

guh?!

[terse hemlock]

[jolly fox]

what happened to rika

[hushed jetty]

forgor

she’ll be find

fine

[jolly fox]

rika wento seeka better life and destiny

[terse hemlock]

Itachi here

[raw smelt]

you guys wanna do a ffr?

[jolly fox]

NUH uh

how about a rap battle

[rocky trail]

Anyone know when the chaos collection is out?

[raw smelt]

fr man

i needa know

[terse hemlock]

Come in marketplace in under 2 weeks

[raw smelt]

i got 3 knives but they aint much

i also got stat track freezing grasp

and a normal freezing grasp skin

[rocky trail]

My bro got the m9 and we have a bet that if it's 3.5k gold I get 1k from it but if it's over he gets 1k from me

[raw smelt]

i got the m9 also

and the dual daggers

and the jkommando

[rocky trail]

How much u think it's worth?

[raw smelt]

they nice but they aint what i wanted

[raw smelt]

ahhhhh well i compared m9 prices

depends how much of a variety there is as well

if a lot of people have the m9 then it will prob go cheap for a few weeks

but since the season will end and its a new skin knife, ima huess 1.8

at least

[rocky trail]

No way it's that cheap

Cus if it is I'm selling all I have to invest in that

[raw smelt]

😭😭😭

you like the m9?

i mean its a solid knife ofc

but to me i dont really like the skin for the m9 this season

just my own opinion

[jolly fox]

m9 karam and balisong

and we done

[raw smelt]

you wanna join a private match w me so i can showcase some of my knifes?

[rocky trail]

Tbh the hwp skin and this one are kinda mid, but with time they tend to go higher in prices

[raw smelt]

yeah

[jolly fox]

no i hate this game

[rocky trail]

lol

[raw smelt]

also i feel like festival wrap could go for a like more cuz the pattern

[raw smelt]

lols

[rocky trail]

Nah patterns are irrelevant

[raw smelt]

you think so?

[rocky trail]

Mhm

[raw smelt]

welp

[terse hemlock]

I got mp7 epic one of the best pattern

[raw smelt]

how much you think the aecane freezing grasp will go for

[raw smelt]

w

[rocky trail]

Like 300

[raw smelt]

•_•

[terse hemlock]

How much ak startack worth?

[raw smelt]

damn

prob around 350 or so

maybe even 400

[rocky trail]

ye

[raw smelt]

what about arcane freezing grasp stat track?

[rocky trail]

Sheesh

1000+?

[raw smelt]

good thing i got 1 of those

gahhh leee

[terse hemlock]

Awm startack?

[raw smelt]

i also got those 2 arcan stickers and 2 arcane graffiti

[rocky trail]

400?

[raw smelt]

i got arcane boom st

[terse hemlock]

Gg

Any good skin to invest gold?

[raw smelt]

prob the ak and awm

[rocky trail]

fable collection

[raw smelt]

fable?

[rocky trail]

yeah, fable

[raw smelt]

its aight i mean

i like empire

hella nice

[terse hemlock]

Empire is W

[rocky trail]

Fable is gonna get deleted, like you can't buy boxes anymore

Prices are gonna explode

[raw smelt]

oh shi

worrrd

how you know tho?

[sour star]

[rocky trail]

I remember in 2020 I bought a karambit claw for 2.5k gold

I got banned

[raw smelt]

why😭😭

[sour star]

cheated?

[raw smelt]

thats gotta suck man😭

[rocky trail]

After 5 months the assistance collection got erased

And all of them prices went up like crazy

[high imp]

Sharp

[terse hemlock]

Sharp i think going to remove

[rocky trail]

No, I think they go after the older collections

[sour star]

it is 100%

[raw smelt]

hmm so if you have gold cases and the box is removed, you can sell them?

[high imp]

Had me worried for a sec

[sour star]

fable is staying in the shop

[rocky trail]

Yeah

[raw smelt]

damn bro

[sour star]

they dont

[raw smelt]

i cant wait for new cases tho

[sour star]

prolly glive case

glove case

2glove 2 knife

[terse hemlock]

My friend has 10 origin case in acount but my friend don't Play anymore

[rocky trail]

Since when do you play standoff?

[sour star]

but hey atleast we know there is a 100% chance that were getting a new knife

[sour star]

2021

[terse hemlock]

I am playing from 2017

[raw smelt]

same

DAMN

2021??

[sour star]

yeah

[rocky trail]

They replaced all the old boxes with new ones

[raw smelt]

and you elite???

[rocky trail]

Fable is gonna be next

[sour star]

#📣│announcements

[terse hemlock]

I have also rare 2018 meadel

[sour star]

[raw smelt]

Damn bro

[sour star]

yeah why?

[rocky trail]

?

[sour star]

just check

and read

[raw smelt]

nah cuz the grind you prob went thru is insane

[rocky trail]

check wut

[sour star]

ehm well kinda

[sour star]

the latest announcement

[raw smelt]

waiiiit

nah nah nah

how many hrs

[sour star]

3300 on all my accs

[rocky trail]

Oh damn I didn't see that LOL

[sour star]

in total

[raw smelt]

bro..

and.. how much acc u got

[rocky trail]

But still, fable is not gonna be up for long either

[sour star]

they remove the worst performing cases

[sour star]

if it performs well on the shop its gonna stay

[rocky trail]

Was the cases with karambit a bad performing one?

[sour star]

so if everyone stops buying fable its prolly gonna get removed

[sour star]

no that one was still bc it was old but times have changed

nowadays companies go for maximum profit

[raw smelt]

fr

stonks

[sour star]

in total like 7

or 8

[raw smelt]

damn..

[sour star]

maybe even 10

idk

[raw smelt]

lemme do the math rq

brb

[sour star]

but i have 3150h on my main

[rocky trail]

talk about try hard

I'm playing since 2020 but I never got over silver 2🥲

[sour star]

maybe try changing ur config

[raw smelt]

config?

[rocky trail]

I'm limited to my phone capacity, or the irl friends I'm playing with

[sour star]

configuration

HUD, sens etc.

[raw smelt]

is it legit to use config?

[rocky trail]

Phone can't render more than 3 fingers at once lol

[raw smelt]

ahhhh okok

[sour star]

[rocky trail]

It just moves my screen arround randomly

[sour star]

when i was phone i played 5 fingers

now im on ipad

[raw smelt]

yeah i have my shoot and crouch in the same spot

thats why im stuck in gold

[rocky trail]

I had a PC where my fps on BlueStacks would be arround 40, I had a way better performance with gameplay, even if my phone does 90 fps

[sour star]

ur config

change

[raw smelt]

you guys play so2 on pc at all??

[sour star]

ion rlly play so2 on my laptop even tho i could

cuz ipad is easier

[proper gyro]

that's called an outdated phone

[rocky trail]

Moto g13

[sour star]

there is no counterstrafing in this game

[raw smelt]

can i see your sens??

i would like to test and try them

[sour star]

not gonna work for u but

[raw smelt]

just for shits and giggles

[proper gyro]

oh that's just a terrible phone 💀

[sour star]

2.65
still changing
0.17

[rocky trail]

😭

[raw smelt]

0.17 accel?

[proper gyro]

bro comparing a terrible phone to a passable pc

lmfao

what is this man smoking

[sour star]

yep

[sour star]

fake zaza

[rocky trail]

I keep mine at 0

[raw smelt]

and 2.65 for ads and look sens?

[raw smelt]

same

[sour star]

2.65 is nromal sens

i havent changed scoped

i mean

im still chanhing

[cunning ether]

yes very nromal

[sour star]

changing

[cunning ether]

same still chanhing

[raw smelt]

aight ty ty

ima try it

[sour star]

imma play some cs

bye

[ionic parrot]

@sour star photos pls bro

[winter saddle]

I want me a Dublin spice bag

[rich crow]

Ye

Nope

Inspect

Kinder Surprize

Wanna go allies

Dam

Then 1v1?

I can teach you some tricks

4

What about you?

[nimble basin]

Me too

[rich crow]

I have astma or how is it

I suck at english

Yeah

Thats sad

[hexed igloo]

what happened

hi

[gilded flower]

yooooooo brotherrrr

[rich crow]

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[winter saddle]

They gave me back my mmr!!!!!!!!

Billy’s problem has been resolved ladies and gentlemen

🤝🏻

Hand shake (congratulations)

Clean nose now feel better

🧼

Scrubadubdub

I want me a Dublin spice bag

[austere sapphire]

stop talkin to urself

[ocean barn]

Hi my new

[rich crow]

when’s this battle pass coming I wanna buy it so bad

[hexed igloo]

Probably next friday eastern time

it's usually on Friday

[rich crow]

ahh okay

[vestal sun]

Wanna play??

@rich crow

[vast surge]

Karen

[hexed igloo]

oh

that's bad

is it recovering?

[unreal sluice]

86 is an amazing anime

[hexed igloo]

can you somewhat move them?

[rich crow]

Roblox ( BladeBall ) and others

[hexed igloo]

oh that's great

[rich crow]

Depends if i get payed

[hexed igloo]

hope you recover from that, sucks not being able to move freely

lol

[rich crow]

Is there some active promo codes

These vaccine reactions

[peak thunder]

Wth

[rich crow]

😭

[peak thunder]

1v1 https

?

[rich crow]

I make my homeworks

At math

😼

[thorny skiff]

Why did your message get deleted?

[rich crow]

Are there active promo codes bruh

[thorny skiff]

What did you type? lol

O.O

[Hello]

[rich crow]

Bruh