💬│english-chat

[rich crow]

why does it cost so much

[outer valley]

cuz its from 2019

[rich crow]

so

[outer valley]

and rare asf

[rich crow]

@gilded flower how much is 825k gold

[crimson aurora]

Hello

[outer valley]

8 670 eur

[rich crow]

LMAO

[outer valley]

[rich crow]

that's actually crazy

who would buy that

[outer valley]

nobody

only whos trader

[gilded flower]

they'd buy it second hand for 50% less lol

or more

[unreal sluice]

Soon it’s time for new Rubik’s cubes

[outer valley]

in 30 sec u do all the cubes

XD

[unreal sluice]

Nah

[outer valley]

How many did u bought?

[unreal sluice]

Im gonna buy 2 new ones for €70

[outer valley]

oh no why 70 eur 😭

[unreal sluice]

They are the best speedcubes

[rich crow]

hello everynyan

[outer valley]

[cedar relic]

hi

[teal pulsar]

Stupid game

Start of ranked all the ts have aks lmao

And my teammates dont understand the concept of surrendering bruh

[obtuse panther]

Helped

@paper tangle

[paper tangle]

What

[obtuse panther]

Bro photo cet

Please

I can't sell weapons in the game, it gives an error

@paper tangle

[paper tangle]

Give me a bit

I’m on the road

[paper tangle]

It’s a code relating to the Marketplace, try to restart your game or phone.

[obtuse panther]

Thxxxxxxx

Bro

[rich crow]

i dont get why i cant listen to spotify while playing so2

as soon as i open the game the music stops and if i play it the game sound disappears

what's the point?

[outer valley]

idk but it happens to me on ios :v

[rich crow]

im on ios too

that's so annoying

[tough meadow]

Android supremacy

[teal pulsar]

Spotify doesnt have administrator audio access so your device iphone or a desktop will always prioritise other audio functions over Spotify so its not a so2 problem

Also does it when on other apps unless you mute the apps (silent mode) or if you can change the settings through the settings app on your device. other than that there is no other way of keeping the music playing as it is not prioritised due to laws (navigation for maps, phone calls or other)

[rich crow]

that's so untrue

that has never happened to me on any other game

only on so2

and it's not only with spotify, even with other apps

it is definitely a so2 matter

also i didnt even call it a problem i was just wondering why that is

[sour star]

bc so2 is prioritised

[karmic berry]

Hi

[rich crow]

prioritised by what

[sour star]

apple

[gilded flower]

fr

[karmic berry]

I have 15mmr for elite on allies

Who wanna come

[sour star]

ur device thinks standoff2 need to be prioritised

[karmic berry]

Mine?

[gilded flower]

they made it work for a while in 2021 then they broke it again and it stayed like this until now

[rich crow]

lmao

[karmic berry]

They might tho

[sour star]

but when u start spotify again it prioritises spotify

[karmic berry]

=))

[rich crow]

why does spotify work on other apps?

/ games

[sour star]

for me it doesnt work

[karmic berry]

I use soundcloud

[gilded flower]

even with this bug so2 on ios > so2 on android

[rich crow]

ios is so smooth on any game

60 fps on ios is better than 120 android

[gilded flower]

so2 on android looks so bad

[rich crow]

Can someone give me a knife? (I'm begging)

[tough meadow]

Which Android are y'all using

[karmic berry]

S21

120 fps

[rich crow]

🤣

androids are a waste of money

the only good ones are gaming phones

[karmic berry]

Na

[rich crow]

thats about it tho

[karmic berry]

My s21 doesnt have lags

[gilded flower]

not the gaming phone 😭

[karmic berry]

Or something

But tbh

Pc better

[gilded flower]

yes

[rich crow]

android gaming phones are really good

ios has no gaming phones

[gilded flower]

at this point buy a pc and emulate them

[rich crow]

i think that fps mobile games are all better on ipad

[gilded flower]

or play actually good games

theyr

[rich crow]

i have an ipad pro

[gilded flower]

yea same

[rich crow]

i got stable 120 fps

[karmic berry]

Pc Is the goodest for so2

[gilded flower]

ipad better

[rich crow]

also no wonder comp scene on so2 is dominated by ipads

[karmic berry]

Pc have better movement

[rich crow]

i watched a lan and they were all ipads

[karmic berry]

Better everyting

[gilded flower]

lmfao what

[rich crow]

😂

[gilded flower]

tell me you've never played on pc without telling me

[rich crow]

whats goodest ☠️

[gilded flower]

can't even go apartments cuz i get jump bugs every second jump

[karmic berry]

I did?

[outer valley]

cap

u have limited movement

XD

[gilded flower]

you played with your eyes closed boy

[rich crow]

accuracy is way better on pc tho thats for sure

[karmic berry]

Depends if ur mouse it's fkcd

[karmic berry]

I'm blind bro

[outer valley]

i mean movement not aim

lmfao

aim ik its better

[karmic berry]

Yea

[outer valley]

but movement ur capping

[karmic berry]

Idk

[outer valley]

xd

[karmic berry]

Aim netter

Fckin keyboard

Keyboard tripping

Yo

[hexed igloo]

need the wooting

[karmic berry]

Inuno

[gilded flower]

plug tha controller

(you can)

[outer valley]

a

[teal pulsar]

Happens on minecraft snapchat insta twitter facebook

[outer valley]

nah

[teal pulsar]

Just sometimes some apps get prioritised

[outer valley]

for me it only happens on so2

XD

[teal pulsar]

Just gotta try change in settings

[karmic berry]

Do you like allies ?

Like thing

[teal pulsar]

Lucky

[karmic berry]

Like playing

Allies

[outer valley]

no its c4nc3r

[karmic berry]

Allies it's the best after 5v5 bro

[outer valley]

u mean duo?

[teal pulsar]

Tbf soundcloud overpowers it so itd be the prefered choice

[karmic berry]

Ye

Like 2v2

[gilded flower]

for me it doesn't happen on insta or twitter (i dont use snap or fb) but it happens on discord whenever someone sends a gif

[outer valley]

yikes

[outer valley]

ew

[karmic berry]

5v5 top 1

2v2 top 2

[hexed igloo]

either your ram is running out of space to run so2 or something to do with your earphones as other says

[karmic berry]

Idk

[gilded flower]

no

[karmic berry]

I play on phone rn

[outer valley]

its so2 problem xd

it happened to me on ipad too

[rich crow]

ur just making stuff up LMAOO

everyone on ios has the same issue

[outer valley]

true

[rich crow]

also how do u run out of ram

wtf r u saying

[outer valley]

XD

[hexed igloo]

running out of ram space aint making up stuff tho

[karmic berry]

I'm back

I put legend on both roles

And it dont show

[hexed igloo]

when you run too many apps

[gilded flower]

yea but ram isn't the issue in this case

[gusty cairn]

Servers out??

[rich crow]

did my messages just get deleted

[gilded flower]

yes

[empty fossil]

wingman>

[gilded flower]

but by automod

[karmic berry]

Bro

I did ticket

And it says

Not available

[gilded flower]

bc it's midnight for tha mods

some of them at least

[karmic berry]

Ohhh

[gilded flower]

but the bot is open in some hours that idk

[karmic berry]

Corectly

[hexed igloo]

usually around 3 more hours

[karmic berry]

It says 12 00

Till 00 00

[gilded flower]

so 12pm - 12 am

[karmic berry]

Ye

12h

[outer valley]

never played it i started this season and its horrible

[karmic berry]

I wish I could work for axlebolt

[karmic berry]

Wingman its the best

[hexed igloo]

6 months vacation twice a year

[karmic berry]

If u have good teammate

[karmic berry]

Wym

[gilded flower]

it seems way worse now or im just bad in allies exclusively

[karmic berry]

Sometimes its worse

But like

I have elite on wingman rn

It aint bad

[gilded flower]

i meant it was better in s3

[karmic berry]

True

[hexed igloo]

they ain't never fix a major problem with the game we've been asking for years 🤷

[gilded flower]

idk what they done to it

[karmic berry]

Ik

Maybe they need gooder staff

Or idk

Like creating things

[karmic berry]

It's the same bro

The only thing rn

Damage aint might

Right

[gilded flower]

the guns are so bad

i'd rather use an mp7 over akr

lmfao

[karmic berry]

Ik

You know

They did guns

Like super fast yl

Yk

[gilded flower]

idk what they done to rifles but my friend told me they nerfed them in s4 or something

also they nerfed the nade spot on sandstone to aps so ct now is cancer

u get triple naded and can't do nun

[karmic berry]

Exactly

[rich crow]

guys where do i get good temmates

[unreal sluice]

Hi

[karmic berry]

Idk

[rich crow]

i just dont see how i will ever rank up

when i have triple the kills of the guy below me

and i lose cus my mates cant shoot

[polar charm]

@paper tangle fixed

[ocean spruce]

@rich crow wanna play

?

[polar charm]

I'm down

[ocean spruce]

Your rank?

I mean does rank matter in this game?

[polar charm]

No

Unless ur gold

[ocean spruce]

Like can you be high rank and still play with low rankers

[polar charm]

Only gold

Higher nah

[ocean spruce]

Ohohoh ok

Alr add me

Hi-5

[polar charm]

What's ur id?

[ocean spruce]

No idea gimme a minute

@polar charm 187233133

[polar charm]

Gimme a sec doing Chem hw

[ocean spruce]

Ok

[knotty estuary]

hi everyone,i’m trying to enter game but its staying on Connecting page does anyone know why??

[polar charm]

Just close and open again

Or your internet connection

[rich crow]

no

[knotty estuary]

i already try but didn’t work

[peak thunder]

Somone competitive s3-g1?

[ocean spruce]

Why even ask -_-

[peak thunder]

Same 😄

Randoms are bad every time

@knotty estuary clear cache of game and data

[rich crow]

u have the type of name of a player i'd kick

[peak thunder]

And then run

[knotty estuary]

how i can do it? im using ios

[peak thunder]

Oh idk im on android just search on youtube

[polar charm]

Rip

[crimson thicket]

yo bro wana play aliws

alies

[polar charm]

Doing chemistry hw rn

[crimson thicket]

grybas

[ocean spruce]

Tempt doesn't seem to be a good name either buddy

[rich crow]

it is

[unreal sluice]

Good luck

[rich crow]

and if ur opinion differs remember ur name is moon demon written like a 10yo

[crimson thicket]

and u? wana play aliws?

[polar charm]

Ty

[ocean spruce]

This is 10 years ago -_-

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken what do you think about uhh kiwi (as in the mammal kiwi)

[knotty estuary]

does anyone know?

[polar charm]

Hi @paper tangle

[paper tangle]

Internet might be bad or just a small server issue

[ocean spruce]

English buddy

[silk kraken]

they lay very large eggs

[outer valley]

[crimson thicket]

wana play standoff alies?

[ocean spruce]

Uhh sure

[paper tangle]

twice their size even

[crimson thicket]

hop into voicechat

[ocean spruce]

No voice chat

[crimson thicket]

[crimson thicket]

why?

[knotty estuary]

actually internet is good if it’s small server issues when its gonna be fixed do you know?

[ocean spruce]

Idk I just don't want to '-'

[paper tangle]

Nope, might take a few mins

[crimson thicket]

just hop on i dont bite plus i wana talk with someone

[ocean spruce]

Nah am good

Just add and play I'll carry

187233133

[knotty estuary]

its been almost 3 hours

[polar charm]

Allies?

[ocean spruce]

Ye

[polar charm]

Ight

[rich crow]

cool pfp

is that u in ur picture?

[paper tangle]

rip

[knotty estuary]

:(((

[polar charm]

What's ur id again @ocean spruce

[knotty estuary]

i send you a picture can you check it?

[crimson thicket]

anyone wana alies + talk in vc

[small dawn]

Yeahh let's do it

@crimson thicket

[fair minnow]

Does anybody use WeChat?

[mellow rover]

🗿

[paper tangle]

what the neko

[sonic fractal]

@paper tangle

do u know the price for yeti sticker from battlepass

[paper tangle]

No

[random perch]

you might be able to search it on marketplace

[rich crow]

why is the standoff2 site only accepting Russian banks or wtvr

[winter saddle]

Hard

Difficult task

[verbal imp]

Not people asking questions absolutely no one knows

There's no set price on any item/skin on the market.

The market decides how much it's worth

[brave kraken]

What is the 3 strongest evo, in term of attack, defense, synergy/versitality

Please help

[verbal imp]

What

[brave kraken]

Like in your opinion

How about attacking

Is evo royal giant good

Or recruit better

[peak thunder]

Hello guyz

[crimson thicket]

sup thomy

[tall shore]

I think u are in the wrong server 😅

[hollow oak]

BRUH

[paper tangle]

nabber

[hollow oak]

oof

[next isle]

What do you think about gameplay in the new "SpeedHack" mode)?

[winter saddle]

Is speed hack in comp

[winter saddle]

Is that in comp

How to use

?

[next isle]

This is a temporary mode

[paper tangle]

I think i go very vroom vroom

[winter saddle]

Ohhhhhhhh yeaaaahhhhh

Party time disco

[polar charm]

@paper tangle how's college?

[dense folio]

Hey

Hi guys

[verbal imp]

Would be better if my lobbies were full.

#📸│photos message

I love my lobbies

[ocean pewter]

They will realize soon

After they're revenue is loss

[tough meadow]

Yea sure, "soon"

[dense folio]

Who wants 1 vs 1?

ID:155749278

[hushed jetty]

guess what im listening to

[ocean pewter]

Baby don't hurt me

@hushed jetty

[dense folio]

Can you teach me English, please?

I don’t speak English

[ocean pewter]

This is not school kid

@dense folio go to school

[dense folio]

I'm not taught at school

[latent hazel]

🥒🥒

[paper tangle]

@bronze grove ima go to bed

You have yourself a good day

And good luck with chat

[bronze grove]

Gn peng ty)

[ocean pewter]

[viral mango]

@brittle knoll egg

[potent wharf]

Yo i was wondering if 60 fps is good if i want to like go pro or will it not be enought?

[ocean pewter]

60 fps enough

Try to get 120 or 90

[potent wharf]

I gotta buy a new phone then

And i’m not doing it😂

[quick furnace]

Anyone for clan war ?
Server : Singapore/ India

[next ocean]

@primal rain guten morgen

[primal rain]

Guten morgen

:okan:

[worthy cobalt]

yo

[quick furnace]

[wind flare]

why are skins cheaper now?

is it because season ending?

[sonic fractal]

H

[stray violet]

What skins are supposed to be cheaper? Everything is expensive as hell

Yes

What

Should be instantly

Do you have a loading icon

Then that's why

You ordered below the current order price

Depends on how low you set it from the current req price

Just wait for market to crash

Or for that skin to drop in price

[stray violet]

Based on last year's performance: should be in 1-2 months

[primal rain]

YouTuber with 500 subs

[stray violet]

Highest bid gets it

That's just an estimate

Differs for every skin

Besides paying

You can wait for next battle pass (idk when that will be) and you can grind the missions, gain the rewards from the levels, wait til they become sellable on the market (usually about a month after pass ends), and sell them

[primal rain]

Just work somewhere

You can get $$$ and pay to game if you want that much

And you would earn more golds than grinding pass

🦕🦕

[stray violet]

Taxes and bills:

[primal rain]

He is probably underage and lives with family

Taxes and bills are not important in that way

[stray violet]

The ski mask and Glock under my bed:

[primal rain]

Nice california

[wind flare]

like arcanes?

i swear like bubblegum is 200 now or smt it used to 280

[stray violet]

Back in my day it was 600 👴

[wind flare]

i know bro

i meant this season

[lavish crow]

hi

[stray violet]

Bubblegum been a on a decline

The skin just sucks tbh 🗿

[viral mango]

True

[wind flare]

fr

paladin >>

[stray violet]

I need that skin with

[primal rain]

Nice stickers

[cedar relic]

hi

[cold schooner]

How to report a cheater

[proud lotus]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/207299150
Cheater

[rich crow]

Can anyone play I'm bored 🥱

[bronze grove]

You must some evidence to our helpdesk

Check this article and report the cheater: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[cold schooner]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/207299150 cheater proof

[bronze grove]

#1044085342308941944

[cold schooner]

Turan

I have screen recored that cheater match

[granite hemlock]

Guys

Quick question

Will the pass items enter the market tomorow?

[radiant wharf]

Anyone wanna play allies

[bronze grove]

Nobody knows

Please check our announce regulary: #📣│announcements

[cold schooner]

Kaze

[proud lotus]

Ye

Yeah?

I have record where i put it?

[bronze grove]

Check this article and report the cheater: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[proud lotus]

In article or in game?

[bronze grove]

First read article and report him

There is no different, you can report him in official site or in-game

[proud lotus]

I've done read it

[bronze grove]

Then report

[proud lotus]

Done i proces it

Thank you

[bronze grove]

[rich crow]

How do you report a hack here on this server???

[bronze grove]

You can't report any in-game problem in this server, you must use our official site: https://help.standoff2.com/en

Also, you need read this article: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

Then you can report the cheater

[wild grotto]

Has anyone played against a clan called Zywey

Those kids are dirty little cheaters

[wind flare]

man im 2 mmr away from hitting gold 😭

[slim matrix]

Is there a moderator for speakinv

Speaking

[rich crow]

@rich crow imma have to leave sorry

[slim matrix]

Ok

[rich crow]

u were 6 11

[sour star]

😶‍🌫️

what rank

[rich crow]

im gold 1

check #📸│photos

[sour star]

yh i saw

[rich crow]

i lost 11 points he's the guy w the green pfp i cant type his name

lol shouldve seen his aim

[hushed jetty]

the what now!!!

[sour star]

yeye ik

[inner juniper]

[sour star]

why u kick drexer? bc he lose vs CD?

[bronze grove]

you need read this article: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

Then you can report the cheater

[inner juniper]

I won’t disclose the reason but we did let him come back after pointing down the areas he should work on

[sour star]

oh

7uan told me drexer got into a fight and didnt igl the games

[inner juniper]

Idk what he does when he subs for PxR

So I have no clue

[jolly frost]

Who wants to play allies

I’m S1

[fiery robin]

Who can gift me 50 gold 🤝

[woven hull]

wusgud yall

[vestal sun]

Yup

Those are same people

Like not but yes they r

??

What it didn't??

What i did

??

U tell me

??

[tough meadow]

that's against the rules tho

[rich crow]

"that's against the rules tho" 🤓 ☝️

Ok lil bro don't get so hurt pookie

[tough meadow]

Just saying bypassing filters can you banned

[rich crow]

So clearly you don't even know what bypassing means

[dreamy cobalt]

Guys

I got questoon

Question

Why i cant see promocode button

But everyone else does

[cedar relic]

[tough meadow]

Enlighten me

[cedar relic]

they getting paid to win

of course they got mad

drexer is good player but maybe he had bad game xd thats why he lost

[rich crow]

Bypassing would mean he intentionally finds a way to deliver a certain message in a way that's not banned.
Whereas it was the automod that failed to remove that gif, which isn't the person's fault for sending it. He didn't knew.

[marsh schooner]

Hi guys !
Need help with info !
Does the battle pass end in the next 1 day ?

I mean tomorrow

[jolly fox]

Changba?

more like bangya

bangya mum

🤣

[tall shore]

Agony of limbo? More like limbo of agony

[jolly fox]

🤣

gk? more like geek on THESE

NATS

🤣🤣🤣

[tough meadow]

I was aware it could be automod messing up. But given that there's ways to bypass the filter, and landscape was asking how to do it, I was 'warning" him

[tall shore]

[marsh schooner]

[jolly fox]

ellacrownofficial? more like hella gobble des down your esophageal

🤣🤣🤣

[tall shore]

You really put thought into it, didn't you

Lol

[sonic fractal]

Hi

[marsh schooner]

Hi

[tall shore]

Hi

[jolly fox]

not really

[sonic fractal]

Hi

[vestal sun]

I didn't knew thta

[sonic fractal]

Thta

[vestal sun]

I got timed our for 30 mins

🥲

[sonic fractal]

Our

[jolly fox]

like how i put des into you 🤣🤣🤣 @tall shore

[sonic fractal]

Des

[jolly fox]

🤣🤣🤣

[vestal sun]

I just joined this server

[sonic fractal]

[vestal sun]

??

[marsh schooner]

🏹

[sonic fractal]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[tall shore]

You should be more of a gentleman to me

[sonic fractal]

🦍👶🏿🧔🏿

👴🏿

[jolly fox]

i dunno, are you pretty

[vestal sun]

👍

[rich crow]

good one

[vestal sun]

Extramarks for grammer quatations

[tall shore]

I'm just your imagination, please take your schizophrenic med

[jolly fox]

no im only gentlemanly to ugly women cuz nowadays nice guys don't get anythingme

[rich crow]

anyone on au wanna play allies

[rich crow]

I see

how tall r yall

height check

[tall shore]

169cm

[jolly fox]

6 something

😁

[rich crow]

if you’re 6’2 we twins fr

[jolly fox]

i aint 62

[rich crow]

5’6 you are

[rich crow]

then how tall r u

[vestal sun]

👍👍

[jolly fox]

taller than 62

[rich crow]

guess we aren’t twins after all

[vestal sun]

Meeeeee

[rich crow]

how old r u tho

[tall shore]

Why Americans can't use normal metrics

[jolly fox]

then i don't wanna wake up 😩

[rich crow]

Who wanna see my gloves concept : ( ?

[rich crow]

are u tryna say I’m American?

[tall shore]

Maybe... are you an american?

[rich crow]

what’s ur id

[rich crow]

no

wth

[vestal sun]

134712044

[rich crow]

not even close

[vestal sun]

134712044

[jolly fox]

marriageable age

[rich crow]

so?

20

21?

[vestal sun]

Anything above 12 is a meal

[rich crow]

22?

idk tell me man

[jolly fox]

thats all you get😝

[rich crow]

I’ll add you

[jolly fox]

what

[vestal sun]

👌

[tall shore]

U weird

[rich crow]

okay at least

are u above

[vestal sun]

Thnx

[rich crow]

20?

or lower

[jolly fox]

nah im like

2

[vestal sun]

Will take it as a compliment

[rich crow]

2?

[jolly fox]

yep

[tall shore]

Weirdly bad

[jolly fox]

ima genius

[rich crow]

if ur 2 then im 2 weeks old 💀

[jolly fox]

born at 6+

[vestal sun]

Will still take it as a compliment

[rich crow]

2006?

[tall shore]

Wdym 12+ is a meal

Pedo

[jolly fox]

no i mean when i was born i was 6+feet

[rich crow]

Give me an 0/10
#📸│photos message

[rich crow]

no way!!!!

[tall shore]

Ur mum was born naked

[jolly fox]

a meal like you (riz)

[vestal sun]

Dude got a subscription

[jolly fox]

yep

[vestal sun]

Fact

[jolly fox]

i paid 50$

for gamepass

[rich crow]

how tall r u @vestal sun

[vestal sun]

More than 6 feet

[tall shore]

That's only talk

[rich crow]

how old bro

[vestal sun]

More like 6ft 1 inch

[vestal sun]

Nearly 17 but not 17

[jolly fox]

you wish it was more 😩😩

[rich crow]

damnn

I’m only 15

[vestal sun]

U r 6 2??

How

[rich crow]

yes

[tall shore]

Not really

[rich crow]

genetics

most of the time

[jolly fox]

dang fr?

[vestal sun]

That's great genetics

[rich crow]

truee

[vestal sun]

U r still gonna grow

[rich crow]

maybe

[tall shore]

Wdym

[rich crow]

some teens reach their true height early n stop growing

[vestal sun]

What's in there that u didn't got it it's a complete sentence

[jolly fox]

mean this dude a skinwalker

[rich crow]

@vestal sun u got any knifes yet btw

[vestal sun]

No🥲

[rich crow]

same bro

[tall shore]

?

[jolly fox]

i don't pls donate

[rich crow]

imma invest in the next bp 🙏

[tall shore]

U guys make no sense

I'm leaving

[jolly fox]

pls donate

[vestal sun]

Byeeee have great day

[jolly fox]

girl refused

default pfp gang rise up!

[rich crow]

I added u btw

hop on

[vestal sun]

Am in VC with mochi

@rich crow

Come looby

[rich crow]

Girls aren't real on discord

Not in this server atleast

@vestal sun what we playing

[vestal sun]

Unranked diffuse

[rich crow]

damn

this is Singapore servers

I got like 90 ping

[jolly fox]

im gonna _____ them all, women, men, children animals plants

[rich crow]

You're gonna what?

fake

📢 faker

And how

I can't because I use older version of discord because newer one is braindead

[jolly fox]

detailed microscopic view of chromosomes

[vestal sun]

They r gorgeous

[jolly fox]

how about 1 please

[rich crow]

I’m a girl too hi

[jolly fox]

with the recent inflation best i can do is 1.6 please

[jolly fox]

hey girlie

rizz

[rich crow]

1.6 mentioned, cs ogs hop on

heyy

[jolly fox]

cs kinda mid

[vestal sun]

I haven't seen black hole u know why(rizzz)

[jolly fox]

in my bed

(riz)

[rich crow]

This game is literally the worst ripoff of cs

[jolly fox]

i do not play this game 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[rich crow]

Good

No one should

It sucks

[vestal sun]

When I didn't get it

[jolly fox]

no one should play games

[vestal sun]

Was it time limited

[rich crow]

Major bugs aren't being fixed so it's not fun anymore

[vestal sun]

When will it sucks??

[rich crow]

It used to be fun

bored ngl wby

[jolly fox]

heyyyyyyy

i am a god now

worship me

[vestal sun]

Hey God can I get my harem??

[jolly fox]

ok but the number of time you bumbum you'll get bumbumed by equal number of muscular men

[vestal sun]

That's even better than I thought

[jolly fox]

best response to this is 'doesnt sound bad'

[jolly fox]

YOO

[vestal sun]

Oh thank you all amighty

[jolly fox]

literally predicted

[vestal sun]

🤣🤣

[jolly fox]

good luck my child i gave you a cool name

[vestal sun]

O, may your blessing be cu,, ming on me

What does PHT mean in your bio

Ok

[jolly fox]

guys

[rich crow]

nest

[vestal sun]

Of what?

[jolly fox]

i was just suddenly

[vestal sun]

Idk

[jolly fox]

trapped in the Russian chat

they sealed my power

[vestal sun]

Oh I can help you break the seal❤‍🔥💋

[rich crow]

Smartest so2 member right here

[jolly fox]

they deemed me too dangerous to roam around free

[vestal sun]

🤣🤣🤣

[jolly fox]

bet

ill make you squeal

nuh uh

silver is useless 🤣🤣

[vestal sun]

Which server r u in standoff

Wanna play allies

2 v2

??

[gray ferry]

ur rizz sucks

mines better fr

im a guy too wtf

[vestal sun]

🤣

[jolly fox]

spit it out

[gray ferry]

its kinda cringe im gonna get bullied 😭

[jolly fox]

nuh uh if you say it I'll say a better one than you

cuz I'm the one

[gray ferry]

bet

ok

dont bully us

[vestal sun]

Do it

[jolly fox]

no no to me

[gray ferry]

im gonna imagine ur a girl

[vestal sun]

We will see about that

[vestal sun]

Keep imagining

[gray ferry]

do you have a name? or can i call you mine

[jolly fox]

TRASH

TRASH

[vestal sun]

Is that the rizz

[gray ferry]

no i have more

[jolly fox]

ok

say it

[gray ferry]

are you a wifi? cuz im really feeling a connection

[jolly fox]

BOOO

[vestal sun]

🤮

[jolly fox]

2/10

[vestal sun]

That's not even -2

[jolly fox]

ill spit some

[gray ferry]

do you have a map? i keep getting lost in ur eyes

fair

[jolly fox]

wronnggg

ill spit

[vestal sun]

These are great for old hags

[jolly fox]

watch and learn

[gray ferry]

1 more

sure

ok

[jolly fox]

8/30

[vestal sun]

🤮🤮🤮🤮

[jolly fox]

6/30

alr my turn

[gray ferry]

its actually alright

[vestal sun]

Limbo ur turnnn

[jolly fox]

hey girl, are you the tower of babel? cuz you stand up in defiance of god and i cant speak when you go down

[vestal sun]

Not even alright with confidence you said mine was trash

[jolly fox]

🗣️🗣️🔥💯⁉️

[gray ferry]

makes no sense to me

negative 200

[vestal sun]

Kinda agree with you

[jolly fox]

nuh uh not my fault you guys don't know mythology

[vestal sun]

Throw a simple one

[jolly fox]

those aren't good!

lemme think

[vestal sun]

Still try

[wind flare]

will the skins enter the market tmrw?

[jolly fox]

hey girl, are you subway surfers? because i watch you all day and would sub you my way

😩

[gray ferry]

negative 500

[jolly fox]

im so good

[gray ferry]

worst rizz i have ever seen

just keep it simple

[vestal sun]

Gud for kindergarten i will try on one

[jolly fox]

your mother is the biggest cow ive ever seen but you don't see my complaining

ok

[gray ferry]

hey no need to be rude

[jolly fox]

hey girl, are you subway surfers? because i watch you all day and would sub you my way

[gray ferry]

makes no sense

to me

[vestal sun]

Let me try am new to this thing

[jolly fox]

you too silly

to understand

[vestal sun]

Hey me me

Am new to this thing

Listen

[jolly fox]

I'll do you (rizz)

[vestal sun]

Ok

Give me a common child name

[gray ferry]

i think im winning this

[vestal sun]

Keep thinking

Ok

[gray ferry]

you wont do nun bro

[vestal sun]

Do you Joseph in your house??

[jolly fox]

Joseph Jonathan Joestar

[gray ferry]

?

[vestal sun]

Don't ruin it say yes or no

[jolly fox]

cuz I'm JoJo for you 😉

[vestal sun]

Do you have Joseph in your house??

Stop ruining it u r supposed to say no

[gray ferry]

lmao

[vestal sun]

Lets do it again

[gray ferry]

this is too funny

-200/30

[vestal sun]

Do you have Joseph in your house??

Give me a night with you and you will have one💋❤‍🔥

[jolly fox]

yoo

[gray ferry]

meh

[jolly fox]

bro i found your house

[vestal sun]

Nobody asked you

[jolly fox]

🗑️

[rich crow]

[gray ferry]

kinda good ngl but trash becausw they are supposed to say no

[vestal sun]

That's why you don't apply to much brain because you can ruin a rizz

U serious

[gray ferry]

fair

[vestal sun]

Ok one more and don't use too much ur brain

[jolly fox]

bro yall so bad

[vestal sun]

Say yes when I ask

[jolly fox]

my riz was impeccable

[vestal sun]

Ok??

[jolly fox]

yes

[vestal sun]

You done bathing??

[gray ferry]

lets do 1 more and mod you choose the winner?

[vestal sun]

To bad I wasn't there to apply soap on your back

[gray ferry]

trasu

garbage

[jolly fox]

bro this is some creep level stuff

[vestal sun]

That's romantic stuff

[gray ferry]

if i was a girl that would be -20/10

[jolly fox]

no guys

[vestal sun]

🥲

[jolly fox]

reset

[vestal sun]

👍

[jolly fox]

reset everything

[gray ferry]

i think agony and i did better tbh

[jolly fox]

everyone says ONE rizz liner

just 1

[gray ferry]

ok

1 more

[vestal sun]

Keep thinking

[jolly fox]

no

[gray ferry]

Lets go

[jolly fox]

only 1

[wind flare]

are the skins gonna be on market tmrw?

[gray ferry]

only 1 who goes first

[jolly fox]

everyone say your best

[vestal sun]

Idk

[jolly fox]

im last

[gray ferry]

zk ur first

[vestal sun]

Idk I need to think some

[jolly fox]

cuz i always let my girl go first 😉

[gray ferry]

ok

moment of truth

@rich crow are you a magician? because whenever i look at you everyone else disappears..

[jolly fox]

smooth like my bawlz

[vestal sun]

Like ur as cheeks

[gray ferry]

ok this one was actually decent

[jolly fox]

meh

4/10

[gray ferry]

no it actually was decent

Dont be biased guys

yeah ik

realest see u get me

[vestal sun]

Or smth🤣🤣🤣

[gray ferry]

i have the best rizz (probably)

[vestal sun]

Ok me

[next ocean]

[jolly fox]

@vestal sun give your ratin for his rizz@gray ferry

we average the ratings

[vestal sun]

Ok

[jolly fox]

ok average comes to 4 or 5

[vestal sun]

Let me say now

[jolly fox]

@rich crow choose

does he get 4

or 5

[vestal sun]

She cyaed us

Shes gone

[haughty minnow]

How to unban my account goddamn it

[gray ferry]

ig i won

[next ocean]

ban code?

[vestal sun]

Keep guessing

[jolly fox]

its gone bbg say bye bye

[gray ferry]

this one tho 😫

[vestal sun]

I have a similar

One

[silent pulsar]

🙏

[primal rain]

Dumb suske

[ebon bolt]

Can i ask a question

[primal rain]

They don't exit anymore

[haughty minnow]

Wdym? I never hack i never root my goddamn phone because why do people need to mod some phone to hacking and brick their own dumb devices

[next ocean]

howw!!!

[gray ferry]

same

[primal rain]

It just says

[gray ferry]

i actually know a lot

[primal rain]

You are banned

And the reason

[ebon bolt]

When this batle pass season is going to end

[next ocean]

okay lets @ turan

[primal rain]

No more bancodes

[next ocean]

[primal rain]

🐔

There is me

[jolly fox]

usually nobody gets unbanned (it's super rare)

[rich crow]

🐔

[haughty minnow]

Damn Axlebolt

[primal rain]

You can create an appeal using a screenshot of that ban message on the help.standoff2.com/en site through the messenger in the bottom right corner > “Send us a message” > “Give us feedback”

[next ocean]

you committed too much rule breakment

[primal rain]

:withered_away:

[next ocean]

[rich crow]

[primal rain]

Real

[gray ferry]

how did that happen

[next ocean]

realest

[gray ferry]

u cheated?

[haughty minnow]

I spent 200$ for this game and grind my Rank and got banned for no reason and they said Im using Software cheat

[jolly fox]

you sound like the cartoon villian

[haughty minnow]

No

[cedar relic]

hi

[rich crow]

jw

wkw

wjjw

[next ocean]

@rich crow qihdishaijdn?

[gray ferry]

maybe you got boosted by a cheater?

[haughty minnow]

I told you i never cheat,if i cheat i Will root my device for stupid cheats

[rich crow]

hola zuskee !! :WHEEE:

[vestal sun]

He's speaking language of the extinct

[primal rain]

Dude stop yapping and do what I said

[next ocean]

hallo ember !!

[primal rain]

🐔

Nice fosaa meeting

[next ocean]

real

[rich crow]

fosaa friends track when

[haughty minnow]

I already send the feedback lol

[primal rain]

Fosaa friendship track when

[haughty minnow]

Now i will wait for 1 centuries until the developer replied

Or 2

[next ocean]

find an ai that creates simple beats

them remix it

[rich crow]

just delete game and go play other

[primal rain]

🪿🪿🪿

[vestal sun]

Damn

[primal rain]

Ember will do that

[next ocean]

rectangle rectangle rectangle

[ebon bolt]

When the season ending???

[primal rain]

♻️

[haughty minnow]

Yeah i will play The original Games(CS2) which there so many aimboters Because its Valve

[rich crow]

who else slep 4 hours here

[rich crow]

cs2 isnt even the original

lmao

[next ocean]

wdym by original

[vestal sun]

Sleeping 10 hrs and feeling like 4 hrs would count??

[ebon bolt]

Is this so2 community???

[next ocean]

nope

[haughty minnow]

Bro Standoff 2 is totally Counter Strike Inspiration Games

[rich crow]

nah this is mcdonalds