💬│english-chat

[teal steppe]

Then i must be desperate for money

[tall shore]

It's just that when you put a sticker on a skin, it loses a lot of value, you are selling it for almost as the original price of the sticker

[opaque iris]

#📸│photos opinions or sm I'm really bored and i like doing these type of stuff

[tall shore]

You can also find another offer for 297 gold

With golden z9 sticker on awm phoenix st

[teal steppe]

By how many % does sitckers loose value?

[tall shore]

I bought the 360 gold one because of the extra stickers which made a good build

[tall shore]

Depends on the gun, rarity, demand, etc

Players make their own price, a sticker by itself is expensive due to the possibility of putting on any skin of your choosing

Once you use it, you can't put on another gun, and if you erase, you will have lost it forever

Which makes it lose quite the value

[teal steppe]

Kk

Ill recalculate again

[opaque iris]

Most rare and epic stickers can increase probably weapon cost by 1 or 3 gold if they're common

More than that and it's sometimes not worth it

[azure delta]

fix the ranking system

[ocean pewter]

No

My sticker lamp was 13 gold now 60+

[tall shore]

You also got to consider the fact that people are interested in buying a gun skin with stickers for a higher price if it is cheaper buying the gun with the stickers of interest on it already instead of buying the stickers yourself to make the combo

[ocean pewter]

I should sell now?

[green pivot]

rockstar made🗣️🔥💯

[tall shore]

Sorry I can't offer much thought on it now, gotta sleep

If you see that the price is rising non stop you might consider saving it for later

[opaque iris]

i literally never had more than 6 gold since i sold 2 stickers

how to get gold lmao

using marketplace intelligence

[random perch]

buy crates and sell whatever you get

[opaque iris]

i like holding on to items

[random perch]

but yet you want gold

[rustic hill]

Promo code?

[random perch]

hm

[rustic hill]

Sumbody tell me promo code

[random perch]

no

[rustic hill]

Ok pant

[opaque iris]

well some skins cost more after they can only be bought (battlepass, old collections)

so idk

[random perch]

have you been keeping check on the one you have?

ones*

[opaque iris]

ye

Problem is i started playing around before 2 years event and i took a huge pause until 5 years then another one till 6 years

[scenic wave]

Yo what's up?

[opaque iris]

When will voice chat come back

Lol

It was fun to use

[dusky tree]

Pls codes

[radiant canopy]

I am having much problems with rank matches lately .
Either my team is too weak or the other team is too strong .
In my last 2 alliens matches I got avarage 4 kd and no one leaves during the match still I got minus points why ?
I can't play this game like this any more already its hard to get positive rank scores and still playing well I am losing points instead of gaining...

Why am I losing points then?

[opaque iris]

Your teammate keeps dying while you get most of the kills

[dusky tree]

Pls codes😞

[opaque iris]

I don't think there's any

[radiant canopy]

Then what's my fault I played and won soo I should gain points

[opaque iris]

Also can't you just filter YouTube videos and see for codes

[random perch]

find out for yourself

we aren’t google

[opaque iris]

??

[opaque iris]

Get such a low rank that you need to calibrate and try again lol (jk)

[rich crow]

anyone have a invite link to exi1e

i need to get back to my team

[frozen hatch]

Hello

🤨

[rich crow]

i miss so2

havnt played in a month

cause my phone broke

i am using my dads

and i am gonna buy a good new phone

that has 120 hz

but rn

stuck with this

[true fiber]

Comp/allies +g1

[rich crow]

#1044085342308941944

@true fiber

[true fiber]

Ion have permission

[rich crow]

everyone does

o o

[true fiber]

Ion have permission for some reason

Idek

[rich crow]

i can

i have pefms

perms

[true fiber]

..

[jolly eagle]

can someone help me i am on ios and i got ban for hacks and u cant hack on ios?

[rich crow]

@rich crow

look in dms

pls

i am bacm

@rich crow

[rich crow]

you can

[jolly eagle]

how

[rich crow]

downloading hacks

[jolly eagle]

bruh but u cant on ios

[rich crow]

you can

just be smart

[jolly eagle]

sideloading aint out yet

wat

[random perch]

imagine hacking

[jolly eagle]

HOW

i cant hack on ios

why i got ban?

[fresh quest]

u can

who deleted the message n why

[random pike]

People for join clan and play with other team ?

[glass hornet]

Please verifictone vode for standoff2

[bronze grove]

#🛡│clans

[bronze grove]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324084-where-can-i-ask-a-question-or-leave-feedback

[teal dome]

@bronze grove 👋

[bronze grove]

Heey

[glass hornet]

Hey Turan

[random pike]

@glass hornet

U want play ?

[bronze grove]

Heyy

[glass hornet]

Yes

[random pike]

Add me

[glass hornet]

Where is

[random pike]

https://link.standoff2.com/fr/profile/view/108834627

[glass hornet]

i'm join the clan

[rich crow]

Chat is this frl?

[sonic fractal]

💀

[raven oyster]

@ocean pewter 🐗

[ocean pewter]

[raven oyster]

nice copychicken

[rich crow]

When yall think new season arrives

[ocean pewter]

🐔

[ocean pewter]

June

[raven oyster]

after this season ends

[rich crow]

200 iq pewie

[ocean pewter]

@raven oyster give me ur pfp

[rich crow]

Fake

[ocean pewter]

Dm

[raven oyster]

you need max level comprehension

[rich crow]

Fr

[raven oyster]

i dropped my phone

have to repair it to extract data

🐷

but youll probably be able to download pfp if you use a modded discord

[round lichen]

new akr i dont know if its good or bad

Needs more blue

Or something

[ocean pewter]

Good

Will cost 100+

[round lichen]

What do you this the stattrack price one will be

Like

1200

1500

[round lichen]

I hope i got lucky a got one

[ocean pewter]

Yes

[round lichen]

Im poor so good cash

[agile violet]

Looking for allies partner bc random machmaking is just somthing different always noob teammates

[limber veldt]

Is there any active codes?

[round lichen]

Ah

I was looking to buy the st

Too much

[raven oyster]

how much is scylla now?

[round lichen]

The

Red white

Kinda

[ocean pewter]

200+

Scylla good

But i like akr tag

[round lichen]

Oh i hate that

[ocean pewter]

Yes cover the black face

With sticker

[modest crescent]

any gold premades to play with me?

[round lichen]

Smart mart

[brittle knoll]

Nice poop

[raven oyster]

still low, even though i got it for free

🐗

[round lichen]

Huh

I have the

Akr

Sport yellow one

Not st

It was my first like good skin back in 2019

[ocean pewter]

I lost my old acc

Banned

[round lichen]

Damn

[ocean pewter]

It had old stickers

[raven oyster]

thank you for sharing your thoughts

[ocean pewter]

Now cost 1k+

2020 stickers

[round lichen]

Oh wow😭

Whats with

The

Chikens

Pfp

[ocean pewter]

I am saving stickers

[round lichen]

Shoong made a cult

[ocean pewter]

You mean poop

💩

[modest crescent]

looking for gold players to play with 23085765 2kd comp

[ocean pewter]

Gloong not shoong

[raven oyster]

huh.. who is you.. if ibro max is kaffn

[round lichen]

What

[raven oyster]

[round lichen]

Ok

[ocean pewter]

Noob

[raven oyster]

and shoong is spoop

[ocean pewter]

Nice spooping

[raven oyster]

@ocean pewter zhxrm alt?

[ocean pewter]

Idk man

[grim drum]

The pc players of standoff

Which emulator gives the most performance?

I tried gameloop fullscreen 40fps and windowed like 80 but drops hard when shooting

[round lichen]

Yea

You have to have good wifi and pc

[modest crescent]

140 fps here

[round lichen]

What pc spec

[modest crescent]

gtx 1080 ti i5 11600kf

[round lichen]

💀

Good pc man

[modest crescent]

monitor 144hz

[round lichen]

Nice

Ram?

[modest crescent]

16gb

[round lichen]

Nice thats good

[modest crescent]

only for faceit and so2 so its ok

[round lichen]

Oh what rank in faceit

[grim drum]

Can someone tell me how to install standrise (looks lit)

[round lichen]

I level

[modest crescent]

lv9

[round lichen]

You are good

[modest crescent]

been 2800 elo in csgo

[round lichen]

Do you enjoy making kids cry in so2

[raven oyster]

looks like a mod

[modest crescent]

no

[round lichen]

Cap

[humble trench]

any one for competitive mode

silver

[modest crescent]

g1 but cool down 10 min

[modest crescent]

no cap bro

[humble trench]

My Id- 198342667 please Add me if you want to play

[round lichen]

Yeah i was jk

[modest crescent]

2kd is it bad? 😂

I can't get out of gold bro

[round lichen]

Yeah frhow is he gold

Hahahahahahs

[modest crescent]

lose only-30; -40

winning only +7

😂😂

[round lichen]

Yeah and when you win you lose some

Like

-10

I hate that

[modest crescent]

i smoked a lot of dudes 10-0

never got over 25

[round lichen]

What

[grim drum]

I am like mid at the game I can be good I can be bronze 1 2 mmr

[round lichen]

Same

I just suck all game and somehow at the end i win

[grim drum]

I can drop 20k against elite

Or go 2-16

[round lichen]

Hahahaha truee

[sonic fractal]

Sup

[modest crescent]

someone down to play?

[round lichen]

Its more abt my mood then skill

[sonic fractal]

@modest crescent don't lose

If u want rankup

Or try to win rounds rather than kills

[modest crescent]

I'd rather not lose lol

but every time someone gets out

and we end up playing 3v5

won most of them but lost some nasty ones

[grim drum]

@modest crescent im down

[sonic fractal]

Avg gold lobby

[grim drum]

Lemme send my ID in your dms

[modest crescent]

fr

cool

[grim drum]

Couldn't you us3d to fling yourself on old province

@modest crescent add 107420460

[spice finch]

Hello guys

Why when i enter the game its says allways check your connection , and like i have a great wifi

[teal dome]

try to restart your Wi-Fi and try again.

[cedar relic]

hello

[spice finch]

Okay i will try , but for the info i use a vpn to just unter the game and that is disturbing

[spice finch]

Hello

[cedar relic]

[verbal imp]

Ok

[spice finch]

Its not working 😭

[teal dome]

then try to restart your Wi-Fi router, please.

[spice finch]

Okay i will try

[primal rain]

@next ocean @rich crow guys

I don't know why I don't know how

There is like 2 different people joined fosaa without permissions

[ocean pewter]

@primal rain give me perm

[primal rain]

Go kurt cobain

[ocean pewter]

U mean the server

[next ocean]

who are they!!!

[primal rain]

Reixu guy

And

@brittle knoll

[next ocean]

hmm

idkkk

no problemo for me tbh

they can keep the tag

[sonic bronze]

Wow

[sonic bronze]

Put [FOSAA] iBro Max

[torn sky]

Brooo how is this possible

[primal rain]

[torn sky]

I had 55 points in competitve

And it was -71

Howew

[red basalt]

Hello 👋

[blissful marlin]

Hello Somebody wants to play

[red basalt]

Nah, I'm doing my homework

[wild dawn]

Guys i just won a two v 6 in comp💀

[red basalt]

Sorry 😦

[wild dawn]

The other guy carryed me tho

[grim drum]

@modest crescent game crashed lol

[modest crescent]

I'm waiting

@humble trench

someone wants to join?

gold

[red basalt]

[humble trench]

sorry have to go out for a work

will back in 2hrs

[modest crescent]

cool

[humble trench]

sorry for the bad performance though. didnt do any worm up. took time to pick up.

[paper tangle]

@bronze grove kebab

[ocean pewter]

Nice kebab

🍖

[wind depot]

Does anybody wanna play with me a quick game ?

[wary pollen]

Of what

[wind depot]

Anything I'm looking for a friend to play with

[wary pollen]

I can play but i’m not looking for friend

[wind depot]

A'right

Can I get your id

[wary pollen]

60029018

[civic rune]

[outer shale]

BRUh was winning 5:2 and then double team change and then it was 5:2 i was losing ._. and then result cancel

[civic rune]

Ok

Yes, I thought about it and I will accept it, but there is a problem, my grandfather got sick on the road, I took him on a bike, then my grandfather said, I know that boy you are talking to, then I asked how many of his underwear are in total, then he thought about Noob partridge, Pro partridge, Ambusher partridge, Attacker partridge, Defender partridge, and they said you are deceiving us. Lie. Don't tell me, you dirty cheater, you'll steal the account and make fun of me as a sucker

[paper tangle]

what

[wary pollen]

Vote trump 2024

[civic rune]

😄

[rich crow]

what is happening

[wary pollen]

We don’t know

[paper tangle]

@civic rune English only

[civic rune]

I think I'm half autistic and half schizophrenic

[wary pollen]

Hehe was faster🤓

[civic rune]

I think I'm half autistic and half schizophrenic

(:

[paper tangle]

pluh

[wary pollen]

Dude you’re half samoan🇼🇸

[civic rune]

No

Im poor

Im noob

Noob partgide

Keklik

😦

[wary pollen]

What are your pronouns

[civic rune]

I miss my partridge, why do I fart every time he mourns?(eril)

[ocean pewter]

🐒💨

[primal rain]

Go kurt cobain

[paper tangle]

Bling-bang-bang-bang

[steady ridge]

This game never dies

[outer shale]

fr even with cheaters

[steady ridge]

Lol

I got it back again I use to play this 4 years ago

I still have the same account

I have a 2020 badge

Look #📸│photos

[wind depot]

Does anybody wanna 1v1

[tender orchid]

Dm me and I’ll 1v1

[wind depot]

Aren't you the one who said he'd give me boost and gold ?

[tender orchid]

Yep

[wind depot]

Who are you exactly cuz I have to know

[tender orchid]

You don’t really gotta know

[outer valley]

[cedar relic]

hi

[outer valley]

mohamed destroy all enemy ◣◢

[paper tangle]

I didnt even give you a warn but change your pfp.

[outer valley]

[paper tangle]

If you don't then you will get banned

Its a part of server rules regardless of what you say

and if you don't comply then get banned

its as simple as that

[outer valley]

Rule 6
No inappropriate or offensive usernames, statuses or profile pictures.
You may be asked to change them.

[paper tangle]

@rugged geyser dont ping devs

[rugged geyser]

I need help

[paper tangle]

What help do you need?

[rugged geyser]

I got "banned" from competitive for 96 hours

[verbal imp]

L

[outer valley]

for me its ok cuz idc but its the server rules xd

[rugged geyser]

My internet shut down and i exit the battle

[paper tangle]

Its a temp ban so all you have to do is wait.

[rugged geyser]

Oh. But i did anything

Ok

[outer valley]

u did

toxic

[paper tangle]

Apple or iOS?

iOS is apple

[outer valley]

[paper tangle]

Its not games fault for giving gold rather its Google Play's fault

[outer valley]

[hollow talon]

Got my fist knife🥳🥳🥳

[paper tangle]

congrats

[hollow talon]

From the pas but steel it good

[vale isle]

No problem in game

[hollow talon]

If. I combine can i get a knife?

[vale isle]

I will send picture for you

[paper tangle]

No

[hollow talon]

Thx

[vale isle]

I sent you a picture in your private message

@paper tangle

[paper tangle]

Im busy playing games

[karmic berry]

Yo

Who go comp?

[vale isle]

You are helepr

[green pivot]

how can i take random one pfp w owo?

i found

[polar void]

fix matchmaking

pls

dont give golds and phoneix in silver lobby

[peak thunder]

What is chanches to get arcane from pass?

@paper tangle

[red isle]

Player search is so dead…….

[polar void]

somebody wanna comp

3/5

in like 20 mins

[red isle]

what is people’s obsession with Comp? It’s so boring

[polar void]

its not

boring

[red isle]

it really is

[polar void]

no its not for me

[red isle]

defuse with extra steps

[polar void]

i need to push rank

yea but rank

[red isle]

yeah me too but i’d rather play allies cus it’s easier

[polar void]

i dont really play allies

its boring

same peeks same plants

same everything

competitive is mindful

[craggy abyss]

The point system tho screws me over

[polar void]

yea me too

and matchmaking

this game got no matchmaking at all

[craggy abyss]

Theres always ine person that dont join

And every map is sandstone

[polar void]

silver lobby opps are phoenix and gold

its not fair

[polar void]

yea fr bro

😂

thats so true

[craggy abyss]

Its so weird

At this point might aswell put every mao apart from sandstone

Matchmaking : 10 minutes

[polar void]

yes

thats what i want

sandstone now boring everygame is sandstone

[craggy abyss]

I love dune

[polar void]

rust is so underrated for me

and dune

yea dune is good

[craggy abyss]

Ayyy

[polar void]

we good 😂😂

[craggy abyss]

Breeze is odd

[polar void]

yea breeze is like everyone forgot

that map exist

[craggy abyss]

Its like awm or p90?

[rich crow]

Hlew

My voice chat in background is not working

[craggy abyss]

What voicechat

[rich crow]

Can someone send gold

I tried using many apps ( discord / insta / parallel )

Ok

[craggy abyss]

Ohh

[rich crow]

That will be nice

[craggy abyss]

What phone do you have

[rich crow]

Me

[rich crow]

Redmi Note 11

[earnest sleet]

@paper tangle @bronze grove

[craggy abyss]

Idk i got an iphone 14 and it works perfectly for me

Maybe its the type of phone

[rich crow]

Hello?

🤡

[craggy abyss]

@rich crow bro i got like 1.17 gold myself because of the marketplace expenditures

[rich crow]

No u can send if u like to

If u don't want np

[craggy abyss]

I would beg w you

[rich crow]

I don't understand

[craggy abyss]

Dw

[rich crow]

U will give

?

[paper tangle]

Should be the same from a case

[rich crow]

Hey..

[rich crow]

..

[paper tangle]

Are you sill using discord?

for VC

[rich crow]

No ..i also tried parallrl

Same problem

[paper tangle]

damn

[rich crow]

That's will be nice

Where u live ?

Adress ...?

[rich crow]

U r supposed to tell me how to fix it

[rich crow]

Me

[tough meadow]

What phone do you have?

[paper tangle]

That's not what I am supposed to do since I help you what to do, not fix the problem entirely

IF I dont know

then I dont know

We're not super computer bots

[coarse nest]

When is the update?

[rich crow]

Bro ever time a say a text nobody answer I fell like this

[paper tangle]

We dont know

[rich crow]

What u know ?? ... Who give u this job

[rich crow]

Redmi note 11

[empty goblet]

hi

I need to ask something

[unreal sluice]

Hii

[rich crow]

U should pray tahajjud and make a dua for gold in so2

[empty goblet]

Is there anyone here using iPhone SE2?

[unreal sluice]

No

[tough meadow]

Well I'm not sure what's causing the issue. But have u tried disabling background optimization through App Info > Battery > Don't optimize?

[rich crow]

Yeah i tried...still didn't work

I set it to no restriction

[tough meadow]

Any optimisation apps you have running in the background?

[empty goblet]

ghost

ur issue is drop or low fps?

[rich crow]

No i turn off the game booster

[rich crow]

No my voice call in background is not working

I tried several apps

[empty goblet]

?

u tried pich?

[rich crow]

Parallel / discord / voice call

[rich crow]

No

[empty goblet]

u have to try

[full parrot]

Broooo i just got Loong

[unreal sluice]

@tough meadow what do you think of manhwa with over 600 chapters?

[empty goblet]

Are developer options turned on?

[rich crow]

Send me link

[rich crow]

Yes

[tough meadow]

It has to be good for me to read it i.e. worth my time

[unreal sluice]

That makes sense lmao

I wouldn’t read 600 chapters of smth I don’t like

[empty goblet]

your issue

[unreal sluice]

I’m reading hero killer rn, one of my fav stories ever, on chapter 122/144 rn

[empty goblet]

restore everything

[full parrot]

Is Graffiti Loong wil be in market?

[empty goblet]

android phone killers are uninformed users

[tough meadow]

Damn that's a little overboard

[rich crow]

Okay ... Can u send me link of pich

[unreal sluice]

Can’t wait for frieren

[proper gyro]

@tough meadow slept early and don't feel like shi going to school

[empty goblet]

just write pich in googleplay

[tough meadow]

Yea but i haven't heard enough about it to convince me

[proper gyro]

well tbh i was hella tired and i accidentally took an full 8hr sleep instead of a nap

[unreal sluice]

I watched one edit and liked the art and decided to give it a try

And loved it

Lmao

[tough meadow]

Did you wake up early cause u slept early?

[proper gyro]

8pm to 4am

yes

actually

it might be 6pm

idk

[rich crow]

Ok

[proper gyro]

i remember wanting a nap and passed out till 4am

🐔🐔🐔

[unreal sluice]

Lmao

[tough meadow]

I workout or study after waking up at like 2. Gets me awake and in the mood for classes

[unreal sluice]

I don’t workout or study until afternoon

[tough meadow]

Way harder to wake up in the winter tho. I wake up at like 2:30

[unreal sluice]

I wake up at 4 and go back to sleep. And then wake up at 8 and rush to get to school

[proper gyro]

i might sleep early on Monday-Sunday exceptions of Friday Saturday

i can pull all night on those 2 days

but not sunday

[rich crow]

Can't find ..am from India

[unreal sluice]

How do u guys wake up at 2 or 4?

[tough meadow]

Sleep early

[rich crow]

7-8

[unreal sluice]

I go to sleep at like midnight or 1am

[empty goblet]

sended

[rich crow]

I didn't sleep till now

[proper gyro]

legit just sleep early

[rich crow]

Ok

[empty goblet]

what time is it in india

[proper gyro]

you gotta be in the mood tho

[empty goblet]

i cant sleep before 3-4am

[proper gyro]

cuz forcefully sleeping will only get you max a nap

[unreal sluice]

I either sleep from 9pm to 8am or from 1am to 8am

[proper gyro]

@unreal sluice try sleeping at 10pm

the lower to your liking

[unreal sluice]

Still wake up around 8

[proper gyro]

bro sleeps 10hrs

[empty goblet]

cant wake up before 1pm

[proper gyro]

unreal

[unreal sluice]

I once slept from 11pm all the way to 2pm the next day

[empty goblet]

princess

[unreal sluice]

I like sleeping. My body doesn’t wake up

[empty goblet]

pfff

i just need one iphone se2 user

[unreal sluice]

Why

[paper tangle]

too real

[rich crow]

4.21 a.m

[humble trench]

Any one up to competitive

[rich crow]

ban

[rich crow]

Me lets to it

[soft pagoda]

someone to play in ranked mode

[peak thunder]

Oky thx

[rich crow]

Poland guy is going to sleep

Good night

[paper tangle]

Good night

[gilded flower]

Good night

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[paper tangle]

[wanton jay]

How to download confrontation for iOS

I don't have a Google store.

[paper tangle]

The App store

[wanton jay]

No, he didn't.

[wanton jay]

I am China.

[paper tangle]

You did say how to download for iOS

[wanton jay]

China seems to have regional restrictions.

There's another way

[proper gyro]

confrontation

[paper tangle]

rea

[wanton jay]

not have。。

[random perch]

[hexed igloo]

i think he need that bro

[void bronze]

did they ban so2 in china too

[paper tangle]

probably

[verbal imp]

Unreal

[hollow oak]

👍

Nabber @paper tangle

[paper tangle]

Nabber

[hollow oak]

Oof

[paper tangle]

I

blew up

[hollow oak]

Good

[brittle knoll]

🦕

🐡

💥

[somber furnace]

Hello, a friend of mine was banned for using Root.

Can he remove the ban from his account?

[brittle knoll]

Don't use root next time and he'll be fine

🐓

Maybe on another device

If it's like a device ban

[somber furnace]

It is not

Your account was banned

[brittle knoll]

I think you can also appeal with evidence of the root removal

📄🔎🦕

[somber furnace]

How could I do that?

[brittle knoll]

help.standoff2.en

[somber furnace]

You help me?

[brittle knoll]

Nice "my friend" "how could i do that?"

Also no

Keep asking if you're not satisfied

Rate my support service
⭐⭐⭐⭐

🐓

[somber furnace]

About making the report, because the truth is I don't know how to do it.

[brittle knoll]

Me neither lol I would not even need to

[somber furnace]

okay

[brittle knoll]

Only time I got root was to actually start customizing an old phone

Huawei stock was kinda bloated

[somber furnace]

Ohh

[brittle knoll]

I tried to get the most lightweight rom

Idk which one it was, but the camera was dumb

Way too lightweight

🐔 🐔

1 button

[somber void]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

Oh yea I could probably have changed the app

[somber void]

🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔

[brittle knoll]

Oh also

[somber void]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

The reason I didn't keep it was because the boot time was 2 minutes

With the custom rom

Like bruh

[somber void]

🥱

[brittle knoll]

It would just be loading for 1 or 2 minutes then have the (i guess aosp) boot logo

[somber void]

What's that?

[brittle knoll]

Couldn't bother with that so I reverted to stock

[brittle knoll]

What's what

[somber void]

Are you a duck?

[brittle knoll]

Are you from Minecraft?

🦕

[somber void]

Yes

How did you know?

[brittle knoll]

Because your jaw is perfectly cubic

[somber void]

How many Gs is the most expensive thing in your inventory?

[brittle knoll]

0.03

🐓

[somber void]

My 0.01

🦍

[brittle knoll]

Ughhh

I thought I had the record

☹️

[somber void]

🥲

[brittle knoll]

Btw I am actually a diplodocus

The pfp is not me it's a friend

[somber void]

Do you know that I am also a Suspension Man in Africa?

[brittle knoll]

What's that?

[somber void]

I'm a suspension guy

[brittle knoll]

You are steve from Minecraft

[somber void]

My Steven

[brittle knoll]

Steven universe

🐔

[somber void]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

Nice kokodaking

[brittle knoll]

Nice singular kokodak

._.

[somber void]

🇮🇱

-_-

"(

#_#

[brittle knoll]

What

How

[somber void]

(0.0)

[brittle knoll]

🦉

[somber void]

🐺

[brittle knoll]

Are you a robot?

Npc

[somber void]

Yes

[brittle knoll]

Are you 11

[somber void]

Fourteen

[brittle knoll]

Wowww you so old

Grandpa woww

[somber void]

Owwww

Omg

Sen robotsun

.

[woeful sandal]

Hello, they banned my account a long time ago just for rotating and using the color saturator and I wanted to know if anyone knows who could unban me and have my account and computer reviewed

[brittle knoll]

Rotating?

[woeful sandal]

yes

[brittle knoll]

Color saturator = root 100%

Unless it's a dang mod

And if that was a mod it's cheating because it modifies the files of the game or memory

🦕

[woeful sandal]

It was just to make the color more saturated and look better.

[brittle knoll]

Where

In the game?

Or device?

[next ocean]

guten morgen1!1!1!

[brittle knoll]

Gluten Morgan

[woeful sandal]

you don't modify anything you just rotate

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[next ocean]

gluten is bad kids

[brittle knoll]

Cryptic

🐔

[next ocean]

dont take gluten

[woeful sandal]

I didn't know it could be done with just the computer screen.

[next ocean]

-ekber real

[brittle knoll]

Bro speaking in tongues

[somber furnace]

He just got banned for rooting his emulator

[brittle knoll]

Dang

🐓

[somber furnace]

He never used any type of files

Or mod

He was banned for simply rooting

[brittle knoll]

"rotating"

🐡

[next ocean]

i thought they were just blocking the devices with roots

not banning the acc

[brittle knoll]

Are they?

[next ocean]

#📣│announcements

[brittle knoll]

Cuz bro could just reset his emulator

[somber furnace]

Did

[brittle knoll]

Oh dang

Well now that's convenient innit

[somber furnace]

Brother, could you remove the ban from your account?

[lost gate]

Unfair daily mission reward

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[lost gate]

100% sure imma not gonna get a knife

[brittle knoll]

skill hz issue

🐓

[lost gate]

😠👊

[brittle knoll]

Get 1000hz 24" tablet

[lost gate]

Zamn

[brittle knoll]

Easy legend in 10 minutes

🐡

[next ocean]

and play with 16 fingers

[brittle knoll]

Yeeee

I mean clawing might be enough tho

🦕

[somber furnace]

If you help me with my problem I will give you gold

[brittle knoll]

Help yourself

[somber furnace]

👀

[next ocean]

ask to chatgpt

[brittle knoll]

I don't need gold rn, I want pumpkin pie ingredients

[next ocean]

idk

[woeful sandal]

just root the emulator and saturate the color APP color changer pro just that and play a game I finished and then they banned me

[brittle knoll]

I smell pumpkin pie some flipping how

🐔 🐔

[woeful sandal]

I wanted to know if you know of any administrator who can help me.

[brittle knoll]

Reinstall emulator

Ez

[somber furnace]

no

[next ocean]

real

[somber furnace]

Your account was banned

[brittle knoll]

#📣│announcements

[next ocean]

dont rotate your emulator!!!

[somber furnace]

💀💀💀

[next ocean]

@woeful sandal

is there any ban code?

[woeful sandal]

I already did that and no

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🐡

Reinstall and also remove data

So that will reset the settings too

[somber furnace]

Go call @woeful sandal

[woeful sandal]

1001 1007

[somber furnace]

Mandalos a la mrd

[woeful sandal]

yes

[brittle knoll]

Then that's cheating

What a flipping cow!

[woeful sandal]

jajajaja

[next ocean]

xa

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[brittle knoll]

I actually understand this

Nice poop eating

📝🦕

My eyes are dry

🐸

Because of room heating

If I turn it off the air will become cold

When breathing

If I put pot of waterrr

Win

I only searched for "cheapest fish in romania" once, just once, youtube then gave me an ad with a fish buyinging offer

🐔

🐔

[next ocean]

feds are watching

[brittle knoll]

Yeee

[next ocean]

[brittle knoll]

Mobile sucks

[next ocean]

concert

[brittle knoll]

At least I can block ads on deskt

🦙

[next ocean]

u can do it on mobile too

use firefox

you can download addons

[brittle knoll]

Yeah but I want to keep using youtube app

[next ocean]

revanced?

[brittle knoll]

Ik works in samsung internet too

That one's smelly

🐓

[next ocean]

[brittle knoll]

It feels like browser

[next ocean]

problably they are making crypto mining with our devices

butt

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🦕

[next ocean]

at least better than watching ads

[brittle knoll]

I would rather just

Idk clone samsung internet

And change icon to youtube

And set homepage to yt

With adblock extension

[next ocean]

code your own youtube modded version

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕

Not bad

Well I don't think google would even make it work

[next ocean]

idkk

you can use microg for it

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Would be a temporary change until they update

I bet

Why wouldn't they just obfuscate their code

Only way is like vanced ig, just build using browser

Copying ui would count as plagiarism i thiink

Also it's not in google play it seems

[next ocean]

or a new rival app for youtube

they can put so many ads because they have no competitors

people have to use youtube

there is no other option

[brittle knoll]

Yea

But only works on the mobile app

🐓

[next ocean]

real

they're trying to block adblockers

but thats impossible

[brittle knoll]

🐓 🐓

They don't even care about the ads they put out

[slow stone]

Que nada

[brittle knoll]

Ai mouth swaps that talk about scams

[slow stone]

Aqui e o Brasil

[next ocean]

uno dos tres

!!

[brittle knoll]

That definitely steal other people's content

[slow stone]

Poha de gringo

Brasil sola pohaaaaa

[brittle knoll]

And then they're also unverified advertisers

Report = does not break the rules!

🦕

Like that's the only people who give them money at this point

Oh why would they block!

[slow stone]

Fala muito

[next ocean]

youtube does everything for the benefit of advertisers

[brittle knoll]

Nice poop

[next ocean]

this is the reason of why they removed the disslike

[brittle knoll]

Yea on mobile app once again, they have control over it

The mobile audience doesn't get to register dislikes in the extension

So that means youtube shorts = no dislikes forever

🦙

I mean I have no complaints about that one tbh

Kids are toxic

🐡

[next ocean]

also i noticed that youtube doesnt recommend videos for you if you turned off the search/video history

like

there is no homepage

[brittle knoll]

What

[next ocean]

yep

lemme download yt

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🦕

Oh yeah

There's incognito mode but no trending tab in it

That's what u meant right

Bro that's gaslighting at its finest

It was always known that incognito doesn't actually stop tracking you, only doesn't save any searches/history

But here they imply that your location doesn't get tracked?

🐔

Or

Yeah I still immediately get a romanian video or two

[next ocean]

i hate google play store

[brittle knoll]

In home, but there's also few videos shown

Just one page-long list

I have to keep refreshing to get more

[next ocean]

i just wanted to download youtube and this guys forcing me to download 80 other updates for google apps

i dont even use them

except for drive

[brittle knoll]

Settings > network preferences

[next ocean]

real

no way i got 1 free trial for yt pre

[brittle knoll]

auto update apps

🦕

[next ocean]

1 month*

[brittle knoll]

Real

Nice credit card

I only added it to one account

If i have another main account a paid app will break

🐔

Then I have to log out of all accounts even

[next ocean]

I'm only using virtual cards

just in case

[brittle knoll]

Nice pooping

Revolut?

How can I harness this magic power?

🐧 🐧

Oh

🐡

I get it

[next ocean]

idkkk!!!

I'm using a turkish prepaid card service

and getting free virtual cards

every month

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🦕

Don't see a use for it other than hiding info

Idk how that would work tho if it still involves adding "full name address"

[next ocean]

it also to prevent the card from being stolen

finding someone's infos is so easy in turkey

even credit cards

[brittle knoll]

🦕

I remember the days at least 15 years ago or less

When I'd wake up hearing birds outside, and the occasional landscape out the window, depending where you lived (we would visit other people too and see that)

Like imagine having a (mostly) low floor apartment next to a really tall forest with good looking trees

That's a lot less likely to exist imo, those tress I saw once were probably made a parking lot

🐓

Cars took over humans

Skyscrapers above nature, to hold all this increased population

Society also gaslights us into thinking waking up at the 40th floor seeing an empty bright blue background is the ideal life

Light pollution also hides stars at night (somehow idek)

[next ocean]

step one: build a shack in the forest

[brittle knoll]

I mean, good idea on paper

[next ocean]

step 2: make handmade C4

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[next ocean]

step 3: send them to colleges and airports

ted kaczynski mental

[brittle knoll]

🐤🐔

[next ocean]

he was kinda right tbh

except for

killing innocent people

[brittle knoll]

Bruh I thought u were gonna be like

Build a shack in forest to benefit the environment

🐡 🐓

[next ocean]

xa

[brittle knoll]

But even so, it wouldn't be that great

Compared to rows of apartment blocks built lowkey in a forest

Like that makes a lot more sense because there would be enough money around to get water and electricity pumping

Poomping

🦕

[next ocean]

we must adapt to nature and build our houses depending on it 🔥🗣️

or

we can try