#💬│english-chat
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my laptops 3050ti
any codes?
i wish
woah
bills r scawy
And your back already hurts, cuz lets be real, you're eating food with buncha "vegetable" oils
who wants to play comp
Any comp elit+
That's a nice source of inflammation 📝🐓
?
heh
hindi would probably on the list now since india surpassed China population a year ago
i love smoking mobile players
🐔
ipad ones are scawy doe
☹️
plan backfires
Maybe cuz
The input from an emulator is not organic as mobile
🐓
(nice delay)
You're probably benefiting from the higher refresh rate than 60 tho
Otherwise you'd really feel it due to windows vsync
lol
Whatever runs directly on the desktop and not in fullscreen like csgo will be subjected to windows buffering
Like basically vsync
So it sticks to whatever your refresh rate is set to
i get 250-300 in so2 lol
cap
emulator has a capped limit for blue stacks its like 240 max
Nice argument
u can unlimit
HOW
Strongest argument in ohio
registry editor
teach me OwO
🦕
theres tutorials on yt .-. i guess
im on bluestacks lmao
What's your refresh rate tho@supple palm
240
Is there a point going higher if you can't run fullscreen natively?
You won't get any benefit
Cuz of dwm
numbers look nice'
its more clean somehow
XD
makes me feel gud
heh
waaa
But obviously not as noticeable as higher fps than 60hz monitor
Smoother
Smooth vs snappy
🐔
Which is better
ur username looks scawy
You wanna play like on a joystick

xD
for me its normal :F
0 delay
everything fine
"0"
what is sleep?
Measured with a ruler
just close your eyes
Spill the beans
chill out cockman
🦦
Sleep is bad, sleep less and help out capitalism
ur scawy
sleep doesnt give xp
yea because low input lag and less tearing
🐓 💨 🐈
Only in true fullscreen
He means smoother like a joystick
🐓

shush cockman

which emulator do u use?
bs 4.90
🦕
old af
Nox doesn't even work
bullsh*t 4.90
So
got it
🐡
its good :F
Yes I meant Spanish my bad lmao
Very raw input
500iq tips
ok geekboi
||G||

🐔
U ||g|| ||a|| ||y||
slayyy
2nd grade humor
Ye
Might as well be kindergarten humor nowadays
As you wish
Who knows what's brewing with gen alpha
chill out old man
A joke dosent get a joke 😄
get off that block of ice ur sittin on
anyways
hi
i think ill start no lifing so2 again
F so2
rgs nub 🥺
🦘
Ok 
heheehe
Hello
yes
It's only russian. @rich crow
its made in russia
Ofc
welp
my bad ig?
Uh?

im going to sleep gn noob
Dawng u from USA?

no i live in SK
its 12:14 am rn
For me 16 Evening
wowwwwwwwwwwww
lmao
Woeewwwwwwww
🤣
pluh
hi
hello
hi guys
nice
very nice
nah i cant play to much or i get bored out of the game
plus i am noob
gotcha
maybe some other time tho
why did savannah prices go down so fast
why not
it was at like 13 g like 2 weeks ago but now its at like 0.8g (i spent 300g on savannah)
Burh does someone wants to play?
Vc I can't bro
😂
Tomorrow I can do vc not right now
Who play with me allies im want make silver im bronze3
if i have silver acc
but i dont
Reddit is full of people who post super expensive inventories
🦕
Akr treasure hunter with stattrack is around like water there


Even so, there quite a few out there
I barely use reddit as well
Sometimes a random notification interests me, that's the only reason I ever enter the app
Btw I gotta sleep
🦕
I'm bored
Hey all, just wanted to know why can't I find a competitive game?
I've been searching for up to 10 minutes and still no luck..
I mean look at this chat too
Everyone pooped
🦕 🦕
I have a feeling there's some youtuber shenanigans going on
And people are focusing on skins
Everyone?
🐓
Wym
Like santa claus does it in one night
Or something
I have no other magic solutions in stock
I've no clue what you're on about
Bless you
Can't be a coincidence that I get a flu after likr 3 days
Cd
3 years*
Or whatever was the last time I got the coco 2019 virus
Probably somewhere in 2022 summer
My nose is just killing me and it started from my upper gums
Constant pain, now it's just in the nose
📝🦕
I also correlate these symptoms to elevated walnut consumption
Whole bag at once even
Walnuts ruined my life
Huh?

Where i can report some people
not here
you can report in-game violators here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/.
Bet
Wsg guys
Wsg
Nun much wbu

:bobodak_offended:
Lmao
I wanna eat a burger from grass fed steak fried at low temperature in grass fed butter, with buns made from fluffy pastor raised eggs, dry-fried, and natural soil grown lettuce with locally-grown pesticide-free tomatoes
🪿
🐔
shoong
🐔
He's boaring
Or probably not eating a burger from grass fed steak fried at low temperature in grass fed butter, with buns made from fluffy pastor raised eggs, dry-fried, and natural soil grown lettuce with locally-grown pesticide-free tomatoes
🦕
And probably doesn't have a cup of apple cider vinegar with lemon juice and water on the side, to raise his stomach acid in preparation for the upcoming need of digestion and nutrient absorption, plus the surplus of natural vitamin c from the pesticide-free lemons, which will synthesize the production of collagen as well as the repairing of cells, including the stomach lining
And quite probably has no mafia out there after him either
🐤🐔
But that's just a guess
@strange olive
nah not the guy the used to be
like 5 years ago 💀💀
Good Night everyone
Hello
How do you know that's even blitz
@hollow oak
This is blitz
🐡
Hey
Hi
@brittle knoll
hello everyone
Wdym
and i dont remeber the code
Yo
Whats up
Hey
Hi
are you on android or iOS?
iOS
There's a promo code named bar?
you can use the the https://store.standoff2.com/ website to redeem promocodes. simply write your in game ID > click "promocode" > write the code > click "apply". the site is in Russian, but you can translate it on Google chrome
Or is it site
Thanks bro
Ohhh
was/were
Hii am on level 45 and i opened so many crates with silver coin .. till now i didn't get any mythic item ..also please tell me how can i earn gold coin .. i recently sold some of my gun skin ..but they are not valuable enough
Also while playing standoff if am on a call ( whatsapp/ insta / normal call / discord ) my voice call automatically gets cut off idk why ?
and also how tf could we know bro
Red colour gun skin ... Umm after purple one ...
Whats it called ?
arcane
it says arcane in every language at the game bru
??
you either buy the gold or just sell skins
🫤
That's a common problem with people with VC in game and the reason is unknown why it does that
So how can i fix it ?
Mythic item in so2?
🥹
Arcane *
Silver case's don't contain arcane.
I know there is another app that doesnt have that problem (which I forgot the name)
No and its best advised to not do this since it can get you muted or banned
If u remember plzz tell me ..
I just said that I forgot the name 
The fog is coming
I know u banned me a month ago when i ask about the eye in lab map
( mute * )
I didnt even do that 
I was gone
the app name is Parallel btw
Oh maybe someone else did ... Btw ...are u girll ...yo wassup
Parallel lines
👉👈
so true
Y=2x+3
Y=2x-4
2+2=5
Thanks
🥶💀
uhh
x = - 2/3
x = 1/2 (I think)
Yes im a girl
It has no solutions (parallel lines never intersect)
Orange colour logo ?
ohh you mean in the graph

Yes
So how can i voice chat with it ?
I just downloaded parallel - quality voice chat
🥲
??
It should be that
I really don't know anything about the app but all I know is that the bug that disconnects you from a VC such as Discord should not happen
Oh i fount another app ..with a name parallel voice chat .. i will try with ... I hope it will work
Btw thanks ..
🫶
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@unreal sluice hey transgirl !
Haii
wassup dude
?
Lol
I am very good
That’s good

Looks legit
Do you think I'm handsome
looks devious
Nice
thx dudes.
Hello drazzy:3
he is @shy osprey
Looks familiar and unfamiliar at the same time
@unreal sluice Do you have a photo of yourself?
Wbu?
Sure
Yes but I don’t share
Thanks

whyyyy
💀 man took a shot and missed drastically
Why would she to a complete stranger show a pic of herself
I'm just kidding
I don’t like how I look
lol same
Ik, I saw u anyways

Well 50/50
I don't know, I will share
its me
I forgot. Pls forget how I look
Lmao, it was w one of your cubes dw
Plus it's not like I care
Oki
You look nearly like that one guy people are saying everyone has seen in their dreams
maybe it's me
I don’t mean to be rude btw
I didn't even think it was rude

.
Alr im just clarifying xd
Noice
You can be as hurtful as you want about me, I won't be upset about it.
Akr tag king 4 pro stickers
I don’t wanna be hurtful about people but I make jokes sometimes
But unless it’s on 1 topic I’m fine with jokes about me too
I know you're joking
Wdym?
I say I understand you're joking.
you didn't make fun of me
I meant that
Nicee how mu h
310
who wants comp?
Why am I still banned from itzl
Idk
Check
U were just kicked
Drop me inv
rosie??
If i buy Standoff Pass, how can i get to lvl 45 to get a knife. Is it worth it? Do i need to do every single mission every single day orr?
many quests not all
Accept my req
Yes
Same as it’s always been
fr?
How much approximately? Daily quests every day and some of the weekly ones?
idk
Yes
real talk
Bruh
69
😂
None cuz I have dms turned off for this server
i mean intotal
from every server
no matter if its dm
I’m on like 4 servers
in discord
ok
but why did u become that u become?@unreal sluice
what brought u up to this
Does anyone play pubg here by any chance?
Myself
Nothing
something u read online
I just always knew this
knew what
I have
damn
@brittle knoll
what's asper
sum sum
i saw that word for the first time
what's that in ur bio
Asperger's
what's Asperger's
Like autism but not as severe
oooo
damn i feel bad now
i kinda understand everything
but what's up with the pronounces
Why?
bc u have autism
why do u need pronouns
???
It’s on the spectrum but not full on
You used one in that sentence
“You” is a pronoun
yes
A pronoun is a word which compliments a noun
You cannot speak English without them
The pronouns I prefer to be used aboht me
but people won't
Like when referring to me call me she or her but I don’t mind them or they either
It’s she/they in Czech xd
Someone to play competitively with or allies
they them is multiple
i don't see anyone else
them
"i don't like them" multiple people
or something
Hello suar guy alt
It can also be used to refer to someone of an unknown gender
As a gender neutral term
U obviously care
no
Cuz ur making this a massive deal
@pallid galleon can u stop now
i just question
i just try to understand
do i sound mad?
But when I explain you say people won’t care
As it trying to make my explanation invalid
If you were actually trying to understand
i just say people won't care
Your response would be a lil different
It’s not rlly
It’s grammatically correct, it’s both a plural and gender neutral term
The gender neutral part is why I don’t mind it
Christian
christans don't even have sins
and second book
I don't understand that
why would god need 2 books
he's all mighty
he could make 1 bigger book
You can stop trying to disprove my religion
@pallid galleon what is ur religion
and im asking questions about ur religion
2 books or 1 bigger book no different. Maybe it’s easier for us to understand as humans when things are split up
islam
Guys 1 good akr or 3 mid akr skin for buy
The book was written by god for us, well not written by god but u know what I mean. It’s made so we understand it
Also talk about religion is banned here
50+% of christians don't even know the name of jesus
and don't even pray how jesus did
there's a verse in the bible
talking about how jesus prayed
.
It can lead to arguments
One good
Lol
Dont Islam and christian believe in the same God though
Is there a space limit on so2?
Nah
we don't believe jesus is god
That I know
we believe he's name was isa and he was an prophet of our god
and he didn't get crucified
and indeed did those things
like
uhh
healing blindness
but thru Allah's will
gods will
Ok
any questions?
There is no way to know, I guess it is each with what they believe
No
🐧
if u have that mindset it doesn't matter if u believe in A religion that would be doubting your own religion
we have clear proof
Good for you
i suggest you read the quran
Didn’t I say that talk about religion isn’t allowed here
which rule was it again?
Bro youre advice them islam thats a great move but you cant make them change their religiouns
i can I'm allowed
Like its their choice, you can advice but i dont think they want to listen to you
U can but not in this server
Religion is banned here
@pallid galleon what you doing here
I mean, they wont change their mind anyway isnt it?
That is not allowed
talking about such topics here isnt allowed
🐧
Yall talking about religion?
im allowed meaning its not prohibited
I belive in İslam too but i dont care about their religiouns at all
very halal
I'm just gonna warn you to not talk about this topic right now before I have to mute you
Shut up boys
nobody asked you to be here? so why are u here?
you don't need a question to answer
only fans can write
something
can say the same to you, ill ask you this, why do you exist and have made the choice to yap about religion here
Then you must want a mute
and have talked about this was also
and? the thing you wanted could get you a mute
so in hindsight you want to be muted
I suggest maybe ignore him as he won’t stop yapping
I told him of it
thanks for the back up
idk server asks you to read abit
i did stop after a question
talking about converting others to another religion or any topic of religion is not allowed even if warned by others

👍
the i didn't read rules is so bs, after discord literally made it mandatory to have an ui sequence literally to set you up for the community you're joining
🐔
Club Penguin Religion
Bannes
congrats
8-4 allies
2v1
with 1 hp
bro's teammate had awm
i was having an heat attack
i was sweating blood
i don't have it recorded
K
u down for 1v1
And happy
I never say no to a 1v1
how r u sad happy and bored?
Hop on
alr
too real
Sad bc i have to save 400€ happy bc idk and bored from my movie

Somone help me
No
I need 52 mmr alies for golf
Treal



Gold
blud Just come
But randoms troll me hard
I have 1v1
1v1 in 100G?
Maybe we play later
Whats your rank ?
Yes
Rank?
Bronz
Bruh we cnt play
Iam joking
s1?
Iam silver or somthing
S3 or s2
im s2
Savent trolled me hard
Bcz i dont want to play vs bronze like last night i won 8-6 15 kills 3 deaths and got +2
We played against champions
What?
I 1v1 torment
we gonna 1v1
Yes i will spec
Hop onnnn
stewie u invite em
Wait wave me in dm il send u id im enterin so2
@pallid galleon when i get new phone you will not have a chnace to hit me :))
When’s the next cyber sport tournament I wanna watch
It's nice to see you around again
It'll be announced in #🏆│tournaments or #📣│announcements
Okay!!!!!!
@paper tangle
@paper tangle My friend gave me the same error as last night, check the network connection but my internet is fine.
Refer to this article and seek help from the Support Team
https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
Thanks buddy
Pull out all my teeth
23 january 2024 incident
(22 for the far west 🐓)
When I ate a garlic clover the burning was about a 7 but I take it back that was a 4 this is a 7
🦕
I want the garlic burning my mouth instead of this pain
🔨🪛
glue it back
what’s causing this pain
@paper tangle where can i send my standoff server?
Not in this server
Ok
Guys i have a question. I played SO2 on ios before, using the game center account. But now i've upgraded to an android. Any way to transfer those data?
Or am i screwed
only way is if you still have access to that account, that way you can link the account with a different method like google or facebook
How do i do so
I have my old phone still functioning
I havent played in a while
who wants to play comp



pluh
pluh
pluh
real and based pilled
anyways
but i need to change the pass to the acc lmao
Explain in detail btw

i would LOVE to change the password to my standoff 2 account, how could i?
do i need to change the pass to the email?
the email associated with the account?
@paper tangle 😭 brother
alr bet ily
So its just the email associated with the account
and with that email you can change the password though you need the Current password in order to put in the new one
nice

so basically i change the pass of the email and its all good?
brain hurty
alr ily
since you are using Google right?
gang
i swear to god the matchmaking of this game with each update goes even worse like wtf im supposed to do in alley if my teammate is a ape with erectyle disfunction and no arms?
real
💀
But the ranks is even w o r s e
teammate is legend and 0-0-8 not even knowing the map
and enemys are silvers who insta hesd
some dumbahh leaves right after a competitive match starts
it's so annoying
it's alwight
pat pat
i mean, when a patch is available, its says clearly( bugs, servers and problems fixed) (improved matchmaking)
ye that for sure, but in what game?
cause in so2 not
now, im probable getting banned, but im annoyed, i ve been playing this game since beta, and every day i play it, i notice im throwing my time away
nah you wont (get banned)

Bad bad virus
100,1%
And the crazy coincidence is started after I ate a bag of walnuts
🐔
Wow maybe I can sue the store I bought them from
Yes the new matchmaking system is very bad
bruh like it have been always like these, the only times it worked it was the onces where it doesnt existed, i mean, when competitive didnt existed yet
so, yes, it had a better defuse random matchmaking 6 years agi
than now the skill-based matchmaking by mmr with 100 points of difference and bla bla bla
🐃💩
if they at least used a 2% of the money they get, in improving the game
but i can tell that not even close
shrimp paste
Standoff 2 need to upgrade their anti-cheat
very real
Aza, how is it possible for someone to play for 4 years and it's still bad?
🤣🫣
I have absolutely no idea who you are but yes
Still no idea but cool
What is better the m9 frozen or blue blood
Astolfo the femboy
Hello
Hi
Hi
What if axlebolt adds an M249 in the game 🤣🤣🤣





